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Aug. 8, 2022

Kate Middleton Wonderfulness update: she's still Wonderful

Everything has been Meghan Meghan Meghan! Let's see what Kate Middleton has been up to...I'm sure it's all wonderful...(checks)...yes it is all wonderful. She really is wonderful.

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Aug. 5, 2022

Meghan's quiet birthday PLUS will Harry's book be tamer than expected?

Kate and William wished Meghan a happy birthday? Did the Queen? Perhaps not. Royal experts think Harry's book won't be as savage as previously feared.

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Aug. 4, 2022

Did Meghan Markle even know George Clooney and Oprah Winfrey?

A look at Meghan's wedding list had some A-listers...but did she even know them? Are Clooney and Harry tight? Meanwhile, Thomas Markle Jr. sure hopes Meghan doesn't run for office.

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Aug. 3, 2022

Why don't Meghan Markle and Prince Harry actually make some Netflix o…

You ever wonder why Harry doesn't just go in the other room and talk about polo for half an hour and tell Spotify here's your podcast? Plus - the Queen owns a McDonald's!

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Aug. 2, 2022

Should Royals fear the new Omid Scobie book? Did Charles take money f…

Omid Scobie, author of Finding Freedom, will have another book that maybe the royals should fear. Did Charles take money from the Bin-Laden family? And don't google Pegging.

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Aug. 1, 2022

Did Michelle Obama not enjoy Meghan Markle? PLUS - Will the next Kin…

So what did Michelle Obama think of Meghan Markle? And it seems the name King Charles has bad luck...might King George be next?

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July 29, 2022

So how DO Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make money?

Hey if you can get Netflix, Spotify and a book publisher to write you big checks, it's a nice living. Then there's the Diana money....and Meghan was on Suits....so let's take a look at how Meghan and Harry make their …

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July 28, 2022

Prince Harry might be wrong about his need for security after all

So yeah you need security, but hiring some big burly guys isn't the way to go Harry. You know who has good security - the Royal Family living in the UK. Meanwhile, seems Meghan may have been uppity out at …

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July 27, 2022

Prince Harry might be right about his need for security after all

It seems there have been a few incidents at Harry and Meghan's home in California. The Queen has reportedly invited the Sussexes to summer at Balmoral. Will they take the chance? There is security there.

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July 26, 2022

Camila. Is she wonderful now or everything that's wrong with the Roya…

We take a break from Meghan to focus on Camila who recently turned 75. The PR machine was out as part of Project Rehab Her Image She Totally Didn't Have An Affair Being Diana's Back And Stuff.....but some wonder if …

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July 25, 2022

Wait, why does Prince Harry have a new accent?

Prince Harry has softened his Ts. He hasn't quite gone Valley Girl yet but California may be getting to him. Meanwhile, what are the Royals hiding in these Secret Wills?

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July 22, 2022

Kate Middleton and Price William are Coming To America! How Meghan Ma…

Kate and Wills will visit us in December. Well not us, but Boston! Meanwhile, Meghan Markle reportedly ticked off the Beckhams!

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July 21, 2022

Meghan was acting like she was a princess...BEFORE MEETING PRINCE HAR…

Oh what a fun week. We learn of Meghan's diva-ness. We wonder why Harry looks so miserable.... ...all this up against the brave tale of how Meghan handed someone some water because they were coughing.

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July 20, 2022

Prince Harry’s friends said he was ‘effiing nuts’ for dating Meghan M…

I guess Harry's old chums didn't enjoy Meghan too much. Meghan didn't like being compared to Kate! And Piers Morgan doesn't like comparing Harry to Nelson Mandela. It's a fun week!

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July 19, 2022

"This is the book Meghan (Markle) will be dreading." PLUS Prince Harr…

Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors is out this week and BOY IS IT JUICY "This is the book Meghan will be dreading." PLUS Harry gave a speech at the United Nations It is going to be …

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July 18, 2022


Hey you, I know you're listening to this podcast but Her Majesty said NO PHONES AT THE DINNER TABLE!!!! Also, she needs a new gardener.

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July 15, 2022

Queen Elizabeth's Dog Perfume, Her Majesty's Ketchup and other Royal …

Beer, ketchup, dog perfume...Her Majesty isn't afraid to sell you something to make a few pounds on the side.

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July 14, 2022

Queen Elizabeth never really Buckingham Palace anyway

Imagine how awful it must be to have to spend time in London in a palace when you'd rather be with your horses.

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July 13, 2022

Wait, is Prince Harry's book NOT coming out?

Hey you know that Prince Harry memoir everyone is worried about? It's not on the schedule. Maybe he's focused on his podcast.

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July 12, 2022

Kate Middleton, Prince William and Prince George's big old fun day at…

Kate looked fabulous, Wills may have dropped an F-bomb, George looked hot (in a 90 degrees out way) and whatever you do DON'T DROP THE TROPHY. The Royals hit Wimbledon!

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July 11, 2022

Do They Think That We Are Stupid? How the Royals use distraction

Wow this Prince Andrew thing is bad and Charles took a bag of cash and WOW LOOK AT WHAT HARRY DID and did you see Charles met Baby Lilibet?

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July 8, 2022

Prime Minister Boris Johnson resigns! Did Prince Harry blow him off …

Prime Minister Boris Johnson has resigned. What about that time Harry seemed to blow him off? Meanwhile, Harry's security lawsuit is getting interesting...

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July 7, 2022

Is Meghan Markle a bully who won't let Harry serve coffee?

A look inside Meghan Markle's alleged bullyism and why won't she let Harry serve the troops coffee?

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July 6, 2022

Is the Queen going batty? The Queen's job description has changed!

Her job criteria now simply “encompasses a range of parliamentary and diplomatic duties", and only requires her to receive visiting heads of state. Plus, the Queen likes bats

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