March 31, 2024

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Escucha los mejores casos de la serie de comedia radiofónica cubana La
Tremenda Corte, que fue transmitida por décadas en México en las distintas
estaciones de Grupo Radio Centro.

Escucha los mejores casos de la serie de comedia radiofónica cubana La
Tremenda Corte, que fue transmitida por décadas en México en las distintas
estaciones de Grupo Radio Centro.

0:04 The tremendous Orte? The tremendous cut? Public hearing, the tremendous Judge of the tremendous Court? He' s gonna solve a hell of a case. Good evening, Secretary, very good night, Your Honor, how you feel about health, how bad you are. Today dawned again with the liver to the vinaigrette of vera, so that I walk carefully, because today I feel in a bad mood and come with bad fleas. Well, then it seems a little bit like do me the favor so they won' t jump me the leaks, listen, Secretary, the punches that I say are moral fleas that don' t jump ah they' re not handcuffs, no, sir, and put on a fine weight for not correctly understanding what you were told.

0:59 No, but I don' t want to protest you, sir, and see what case we have today, a lady who accuses a veterinary apprentice of accusing him of mistreating a dog. Ah, just the complicated in that kennel right away. Lord Joe, Light Mary not Nanina, seen not every day roughing flesh. I' m covina, ge or be a candlestick, three skates a la rea. Well, let' s see who accuses here a servant, sir who what happens to you, I know that I have a dog in my house called a nicanor, a very cute dog, sir was and, above all, very smart. Smart what, ma' am, that what' s diligent about that dog that should do a lot of things, for example, knows how to stand on two legs, well and what like what? This has no merit man for God, who is going to have Lord, it is ah seems not bad for Na Nina to see, to see, to see that that has been to which it seems to me they are amenable. How I' m gonna stand on two legs, three skates. You don' t know that, sir, because I don ' t have legs, but feet to ten pesos for that disrespect for justice.

2:13 But leave me alone, it' s just that I believe that pipe The voice has a good ten pesos more. You follow Nanina what happened to that dog. Well nothing, sir, because I always have it, very clean, very bathed. But the other day I got away from home and there were two hours walking around the neighborhood and when he came back to my house, you know he had ticks. Ma' am, for God' s sake man, you say tick that sounds really ugly there as I' m going to say then parasitic insects from the families of the frogs. Learn to say it, as we say veterinarians, which is more elegant, but you are a veterinarian. Rudecir Yes, Mr Veterinary, expert in all kinds of quad to serve you I did more thanks. I don' t ask you about the family, because I guess taking care of you will be all very healthy. Not for a moment, but you' re not going to attend to my family. Then you don' t serve me either, but I didn' t mean it wrong for a doctor. I offered it to myself in case I had a dog that needed my service. The secretary puts a fine on him so he won' t be so helpful. Thank you so much. You' re welcome to continue in Nanina. What did you do when you saw that your dog had gripped you, sir was that I got very sad because I love Nicanor very much, but then three pati of what he says, says he is studying veterinary. No. No. Don ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don ' t you? I wouldn' t give it, ma' am or what I say, because I' m really a veterinarian apprentice, veterinarian apprentice, so he' s just a donkey apprentice. Man, how, how, what things am I a donkey apprentice. All right, teacher and studies,

3:47 Doctor, I can tie myself with three sideburns. No, sir in the game, you can' t flirt with anyone Thank you for nothing. And follow Nanina. What happened to him with three skates, because as I told him to know this time studying, but disco was neither that he was studying for veterinarian and for two pesos, nothing more that killed him and cano all the claws that you gave him the two pesos. Yes, sir, he killed them, no, sir, who for a little bit kills the dog like the per? Yes, sir, he sounded a kind of tinkering because of the wolf I' ve done it. You went out and we shot and you saved thanks that from a jump dried up in a kill because trespati wanted to keep giving the dog, he said, but that' s possible and well yes, my dear doctor, my very good front. I was called by Nana Nina to cure that dog and I can certify that Nicanor has a contuse wound on the back, produced by an otondente instrument, apparently, a stake and located twenty- five centimetres from the tail, as it goes to the right hand beaks then three ducks. He wanted to kill that forgiveness. No guys, not what I wanted to do to that painting, but I put three patenas in it. Boy, what a four- way dog. Mr Dog, it' s not a fart picture, well, yes, but I think you' re more quadruped than the dog, because you' re able to mistreat a poor, non- old animal like that.

5:14 Don' t say that. I never abuse animals, mainly because Mommy is always telling me, my son try to treat your fellow come with affection. Every three parts of the animals are their fellows. No. No, no, no, Mommy, they don' t call me likes, but you like them. How to you, yes, to yours a hundred pesos ride for that clarification. But he hears through or beginning to say that you do not mistreat animals. But if that' s true, boy, what I do is the opposite. Uh- huh, because when I see a little animal bandoned around, when you see how it' s like a little animal, my astonishment is a little animal, little animal, uh- huh, bossy. Uh- huh What' s he got abandoned, bossed around.

5:57 Yeah, I do that, I pick it up, I take it home, I get crazy if he' s sick and I do everything I can do out there, he doesn' t tell me. Then you as if we said the father of the animals, for that exactly. My son, yes, a hundred pesos more of molta, but hey I saw myself of vein for telling me your son, yes, yes, sir, that ' s why I put it and for telling lies besides, because I am sure that you are not able to pick up any abandoned animals. No. No, no, guys, look, if you haven' t had two months to pick up a poor cow that was abandoned in a pasture. There, not so rich a last. So you went to the country walking around you saw a cow leaving I saw the portrero. First the potter said with his fence. Right, uh, his fence wasn' t broken. To be close by a fence, but it wasn' t broken. Not the fence. No. Not the fence, it wasn' t there. No.

6:50 You saw the pa I always arrived the alicante in the mist. Your non- slicing tycoon rob for if the wire has to be bitten. It eases the wire to sting so the cow doesn' t get hurt on the way out. No. You didn' t pick her up because she was abandoned. Right. Yeah. That' s why and because I calculated that having her at home, then, Mommy and I wouldn' t have to crawl in milk for breakfast. But listen, I didn' t get lucky with that cow and I didn' t get lucky to keep you telling me about the cow. You took her home. You live in the countryside, here, in the band, uh, in Havana. He lives true, yes, capital, in the capital, pita in the udder of the capital and lives in some apartment. Yeah, it' s an apartment, apartment where there' s no yard, because you know that the patios, the apartments are cement. And that' s right. Where he put the cow.

7:41 Or, well, the cow went all where the pacarate is, the pacarate, pacarate, some neighborhood called stop is the bed aha touch you no, it doesn' t escape, it doesn' t escape. If the cow escapes, they catch her this way It' s not caparata. I repeat that one erased and there and a lot for the part of it pre as the good cow and what happened to the vaccine nothing, the cow that happened to him, that fell in love with an old ox that saw him out the window in you know and one day he saw him pass the way of the slaughterhouse and entered a melancholy that because little dies good ch and because he had not liked a veterinarian like I did not take it to a specialist in small cow. What he told the specialist that he needed rest and sea baths for this case. There was no problem, you know, but the withered toilets, hey, that was tremendous. You' ll see that you don' t know the job that it took me to get the cow into Maria Navache' s beach and that didn' t let it happen to her that I ba Chico as soon as I got there, with her. The first thing they told me was that the cow couldn' t bathe without truss and what you did. I took her to San Rafael Street. I bought him a green two- piece truss, very pretty, with straps that go like this, but it' s back of the ear and it happens he hears that he had the most good he hears and then he did let it pass. No, then, as the trusa was green, the cow ate it along the way and when we got to the beach they were in the same situation. When we got to the beach, we were on the beach.

9:13 So you were from mine. You go sir we weren' t there, yes, yes, see blessed God, and what did you do all of it. I bought him a red truss pulling for Red and I put a sign that said poison so that the cow wouldn' t eat it and the sign so that that cow can read well, read what is said, read, read she doesn' t treat him anything else, as the story treats him of trea dele eh delet le de cuatro delectrea de tres. I just stay like that, don' t tell me and they let her in the window. Not too small because the pueta asked me how old the vaccine was. I said seven years. Then they came to me with the problem of what Manuel was of age with which of the younger they could not go to the beach without his father and figure out the mess that I sought.

9:58 I or that father of that cow and I didn' t know who I was and I couldn' t go to bucar to go to the beach with your daughter and bunico to reciprocate the matter is just imagine I had no choice but to adopt the cow and I, but what man says tied you to the cow, Lord I went with her bogado municipal and registered her as ja me good and finally let you enter the cow on the beach. Yeah, she took 15 baths and got a little bit better. But when I was better, better, better, then he gave her the sifollers. The idea what if foideattit the guy idea, type typhoid ideas also gave him yes, gave him a fever that burned he hears, although that, in the middle of everything was an advantage, not for sale, ah because it was a thing like that he had such a high fever. The milk I gave was boiled already made. Let' s do you the favor came from nothing.

10:50 So she was cured of typhoid yes, but as a result of all that, she has remained so skinny that you look at her and you don' t know where the cow ends and where the tail begins, as the two are the same thick chin will not be so much man. Not a word I do, not a foot that I tie to that cow with a rope and then a knot to the rope to hold it well and that nothing that yesterday I was wrong and instead of tie to the cow with the rope, tie the rope with the cow cha with the cow, yes, then made a knot in the cow and crossed out what tells me. Then it wasn ' t business for them to pick up that cow. What a bach Now, Mommy, you have to buy some milk pops than you used to. What a man to pay the cow for to see if a little while later you don' t go, man go and that cow is abandoned in a pasture. Right. You found him abandoned in a potren. Yes, in a pasture and nearby there was no house. No, no, well, yeah, you know what was there. Close, yes, but close by I don' t know a bohillo, a bun. So what you did was steal that cow, right? Boy, no, no, no, he can' t give anything. No. What I did was save his life. I thought that cow was going to kill itself. Chinese, oh yeah, look here and why you think he was planning to kill himself, ' cause when I found her, he already had a faster rope. It ' s a secret problem. That was my idea. He' s a secretary. Open an investigation there to see which guajiro a cow was stolen from.

12:07 Don' t look into it, Nache, why are you gonna squeal at my Poquito with that guajino? With what guajiro? What guairo? Don ' t tell me they stole his va with guajin. I think so, bird Mary and how he was secretary put a hundred more weight on three skates. Anyway Linda, you accuse three skates of wanting to kill your dog. It' s not that, yes, sir No, ma' am, you' re wrong because I didn' t want to kill the dog. Well, come here, he' s down that you gave him. It wasn' t to do anything to the little animal boy, that was to start killing the Chipindito tick, be it God and what procedure that is to kill the ticks a dog like Well, that' s a final procedure.

12:48 Now that you' re called the det procedure, you understand DDT, which I' ve been told is very good. The truth. To your man. You use dichloro diphene trichlore to piano, what does that cost, the nichloro difenny trichloriathane and what car that is. The letters of t are the initials of that that I told you. Sure man, sure you do. There in the muddy I had a chi nest You were confused three games, because I thought d wanted to tell you give them two twigs and to kill a tick. You think it takes two twigs. As for the rapata, it is a compound word, not composed of claw and paw, so that the first toletazo ay keep it in the claw so that it releases the dog and the second in the paw so that it does not walk anything that it writes. Ah and Secretary, come sit down for getting bold in things you don' t know. There' s a dog that' s bad with a sore back. So pay for that iron if you want to get out of here, fifteen bones for the dog and ten pesos for me. Oyo bottom ran that of Aníbaros de Barro, Adolfo Otero and MiguelÁngel Herrera.

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