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Escucha los mejores casos de la serie de comedia radiofónica cubana La
Tremenda Corte, que fue transmitida por décadas en México en las distintas
estaciones de Grupo Radio Centro.
Escucha los mejores casos de la serie de comedia radiofónica cubana La
Tremenda Corte, que fue transmitida por décadas en México en las distintas
estaciones de Grupo Radio Centro.
0:04 The tremendous cut? The tremendous court for a public hearing, the tremendous judge of the tremendous court is going to solve a tremendous case. Good night. Good night secretary, Mr Joué, how' s the next health bell. Today I feel divinely good. You' re not in a bad mood. I feel like I' m in an excellent mood today. Okay. I would like to take this opportunity to ask for a favour. What' s the favor of raising the salary you' ve given me? Granted don' t tell me how much you' re earning now. Imagine a daily weight.
0:52 No problem. From today you will earn seven pesos a week. Hey, mister, don' t thank me It' s worth it. Just tell me what case we have for today. What' s he gonna do? What we have today is a scam. Where that one was committed. This is an office there, because it' s already complicated for me. In that office. Go what Maria Na Nina here, like every day, rodercito gau and go Jodilla or candalario, another skate to the rea. I ' m afraid more boring. You' re already bored. You didn' t realize I raised your salary. You work here six days and I pay you seven pesos. He' s gained a weight. I' m good at it, or I' m losing it' s the weight and I ' m still gaining a ten. I' m going to leave here when you want another player, where there' s a judge who has more put on a hundred pesos of fine so you can' t pay for it.
1:55 That' s why for him he' s telling the sun and so I can' t have to pawn Tersaco to pay the fine. We' re going to see who the defendant is. You' re so naive here, Mr Güey, who' s going to be the defendant here. He asks. Don' t look at that good boy who' s there three Patinito again, but three partitions will be possible. If you know that rapio silva to send me serapio serve you hear, it will be possible serapio silva. It seems a lie that there is no way that you respect the law. No, but if I respect milk, don' t be so unique. Three skates. Well, how are you going to say that you respect the law when you come here every day accused of something. That' s not true, because there you look. I didn' t see or accuse you of anything there, because yesterday was Sunday. You' re not going to show that I respect the law that rules my mical' s rest, my lime' s not Sunday boy. There are no mimica songs, no, Mr Dominical. Besides, the rest of my Carlos Domingo. Yesterday she didn ' t have a break because she had a little boy at her house yesterday that ended up with her. Or I, well, it' s okay, as a land as it may be. But the fact is that yesterday, yesterday I didn' t come, really, yesterday I didn' t, but the rest of the week, if you come every day, it ' s not true either. That' s because I didn' t come every day. Or not, sir I came every night. And besides, I never come to court accused and how come your harassed, how harassed, yes, harassed by the rubecin, not this and by Mrs ETA that only
3:28 lifts slander on me anymore because they hate me. Boy, I don' t know what man, what a friend. For God' s sake, we' ve raised some slander against you I am, and don' t tell me no, because you know that a finger can' t be covered with that backwards from three skateboarders like the sun upside down, which can' t be covered with a finger and that' s not what I said. No, sir, I' m telling you, that wasn' t obvious. I said that' s why you said you can' t cover yourself with the sun. Well, because it' s true, Chico, how is it true, man, get a finger on that so you can see what' s going on with the secretary. Five pesos of three- patent fine for arguing with the judge and let' s see what' s going on with you guys today. Well, seeing you, my dear doctor turns out to be that Nana Nina on three skates and I were employed in the Cuban Casquera company. That' s what that company does It' s got a guala hull factory. Ah come on that' s why it' s called Casquera company. Yes, sir, Cuban Casquera company, that' s a limited company. No, no, sir, it' s no joint stock company. So what do the initials mean that to shin sugar like no sugar. Yeah,' cause that company doesn' t put sugar in Guaba ' s helmets, and there' s someone who shoots it. Without sugar, yes, because the sugar is given in a separate chaquito so that each one I told him what he wants gandida great parie that helmets of Guayaba rarer.
4:53 Well, who are the heads of that company? Well, the president of the company called don clos ol Okayucu. You don' t know him. No. What I know then is Vice President Bueno' s name for Mrs Cleta Canuti, and I don' t know her that much or Cleta Candu Tintin sounds that name to me. What, signs, she' s got. Well, she' s a lady already in Airo. Ugly little, not really. Don' t you? Don' t you? Don ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don ' t you? Not being a little bit isn' t pretty. No, no. Ugly little thing. Listen to me, some kind of ugly old mango- buzzer. No. No, not so much that I know her. Not so much. Not that there was. That' s why I don' t mean, I don' t see it. Well, yeah, man, the truth is the old one' s for the tiger really. Man, you figured I' d advertise it at the company.
5:46 That' s what they say. Our helmets are unique others? That our helmets, ah helmets are unique aha and below they have a portrait of Doña Cleta, Eh, no, but that portrait they put it because Doña Cleta is the vice president of the company, or whatever. But the helmet is what they put there, she, yes, the helmet or her. They put it on you read cac and old ca and you say. This is the same thing. It' s the most helmet that' s ever been seen in life. I' m glad you understand that well and that all three of you worked in that company. Yes, sir, I' m the cashier, not the phone girl on three skates. It' s the messenger or the bike. No, not any small bike messenger and that' s then you emissary to see them average than emissary in velocipede. No.
6:38 I started as Secretary leave you to hear me that you are working there, why you recommend here to my secretary to see if he was going to work there, because there the or lack of selling helmet, they don' t carry more employees than they need. The factory learns. But the thing in the case is that you know that I started as Chief Secretary, but you know that now Chico, no boss wants to have Secretary if not Secretary, yes and that nothing that the Chief took from me one day, the Secretary to put a blonde in there that doesn' t have half the inintelligence I have. I don' t, but he' s got a lot on the girl' s CB today. What they call apple sex no, no sasapiel eh, sex track, yes, yes, yes, ah you could and you didn' t have sexapil truth. Or it doesn' t look like it didn' t, it didn' t. No, yeah, that' s why they replaced him with that blonde. Yes, Chico, because I recognize him. Joke a physical charm. The blonde wears a lot of windows. No, no, wait a minute, no, no, no, we' re not going on the side that you weren' t replaced by that, that, that, that no, sir no, ma ' am, you replaced by Ceboruco, as the thing was with Seboruco.
7:53 Of course, sir, what happened was that the boss issued a letter to the director of the Bala Philharmonic Orchestra and he knows what he did. Three skates, what he did put Zingachi bullets. But if you didn' t have to put the, ma' am, that didn' t take three parties. Of course not, Mr Chico, that the sound has the h chingo it doesn' t sound h and then I' ll just put it there on an oquet or a thing that doesn' t sound three skates, even if it doesn' t sound. You deleted a letter there that was necessary because h wasn' t there to eat ball, well, boy, but anyway, kid, the thing wasn' t for that look. Next time I would have put on going orchestra with h too and it was already off. The missing one. I like it, yes, but after that I dictated another letter to a client of Jaruco and in the envelope you put Jaruco with lower case and with what letter I was going to put it, that it was going to be three skates. How do you put the names of the men peoples, when they are large like Camagüey, for example, it is put with the letter mayocula, mayuscule, but when they are small like Jaruku, the pruning with the menucula so that the letter goes well, it puts the size of villages, says the prota the same readings indicates you on the map, the reonder the size in the minicipion in a minicipio of term a nus. You know the grammar to three games. Not where that town is. Amen, but how are you going to ask him what town that is, Your Honor, you realize why they took away his secretary' s seat and how it counts. Because the blonde has more spelling than the
9:24 man, more than spelling. That blonde has no more spelling than you. Well, I' ll tell you, Chico, that you call what you call a photograph. Everyone will see you write correctly. Well, it could be too. But that blonde is fatal to me. Really Yeah, what happened. Yes, because first he took my position and then, because he takes care of it, because little kills me well, Ahusa chi or my boyfriends and that nacho, that like that boss, I had not yet arrived I started to speak in his office by the secretary with mensa was a friend, not only does leisure. Yes, sir, and that' s where my girlfriend came in and it sounded like a class to me, in this case through the middle of the head that I fell. But today in a month senseless boy, why did you give him this case, because I was on my back and I didn' t see him come in but I didn ' t do it, well, but for what reason you gave it to him. No, what a reason he gave it to me with an umbrella.
10:16 No, but part of the line, that lotus didn' t make it. Yeah, out of her, since she' s got like a fish solos Yeah, yeah, that' s him. Of course he gave it to you, no, not out of zeal or not through the middle of your head. Listen to me three skates. What I' m asking you is what you were doing when your boyfriend came in and it sounded like this casu ah was resurrecting a poetry from the secretary. And not anymore, Chico doesn' t go a beautiful poetry. Of which cuckoo of the cuckoo bologna, not of Cucolambé, like cuckoo Lambé with the mech secretary put another five pesos of fine, three matches. Why, Chico, by being illiterate, that poet is not called Cucolambé, and how is it called selling a calambé, ah it was a poetry, no, sir it was a poet, and how is it called gocache it seeks only no Cucalambé, all together a single word as in a single word of three patistas, because the cucalambé was a pseudonym? A what a pseudonym? But you didn' t tell me. Now the same war. A poet watches shut his mouth, do me a favor. Anyway, the point is that you three worked in that company, right, sir, and what did three skates do? Well, the first thing you did, Your Honor, was that in that company you export carcor from Guayaba to the foreign man and naturally, there was a small shipment that you did there and I, as an ATM, had to send forty pesos to an exporting agent named Juan Pérez, who sent it to you.
11:39 Yes, sir, I wrote a bearer check for forty pesos and gave it to three skates to take to the man and you' re going to know another man and what three skates did was change the check and put the money in. Well, I decide, but I already implicated you because I did that because I did it because I saw that the check told the bearer the sum of forty pesos. Take a good look at the carrier, not Juan Pérez. No, in that case the bearer was not Juan Pérez. Well, that' s what I thought and eight, but good. I came to the man' s house, saw at the door that there was a yellow metal plate. That thing that was in ba champion with experiment. Yeah, clean it up, yeah, well. Then it said the plate that had it the franxin arrive I understand perfectly. It said Juan Pérez, exporter. What do you mean exporter. He' s exporting. Oh, I thought that was an exporter. He meant that the man had been a bearer, but that he was no longer a bearer and did not hand over the check to you. What I' m going to give you, Chico.
12:39 What I did was I got to the bank and asked a gentleman who was there at a window to get out of doubt. You want to please tell me who' s the bearer of this check. I had it in my hand. The man answered me, man, the bearer of that check. You yourself, then I told you well, because pay me, the man paid me and I took him the forty that was Mommy, I didn ' t see that was the explanation he gave you. Rudesindo, yes, doctor and figure out you didn' t, I was going to report it right there, but he swore to me that it had been a mistake and asked me to lend it to another forty pesos in the box to take it to the man with him I paid it to me today Monday without fail not and you lent it to him. Yes, uh, yes, sir, but with the bike warranty. The bike' s not from the company, no, sir, no, the bike' s from him. With that guarantee, I lent him the forty pesos and he took them to the man.
13:35 But now, doctor, if you don' t pay me the forty pesos or want to turn in the becycle or I didn' t talk about the bike. Rudecindo didn' t talk Nothing was the bike. You told Rudecinto in front of me that if I didn' t pay him the forty pesos today, he should keep the bike. You so peruche radiate a sense of teddy, case fast forgiveness, not case and with Nananina misunderstood. I don' t water the bike and with what he said then with the bisect. Yes, with Doña Cleta Canutillo, the company' s vice president. Oh, my God, and what do I want that old friend for? Oh, I be a boy, but I don' t. That' s what I told you. I didn' t tell you what you said I didn' t pay you the forty pesos. I told you very clearly if I don' t pay you the forty persos Monday I give you the bike. So tell me what it would be like for you was the bikes I don' t know what we guys are here. I' m interested in the secretary. Yes, write there, Secretary, and come to the sentence. In this case it is seen with the clarity of the day that there was shamelessness, fraud and bad faith, so the judge, of course, gives this discreet sentence. Either you pay the Galician or you lose the bike, or Fernández dot or val de mar my squid but I and the woman Herrera on polish. Day writes castorfico promotion my direction of Macora Lubo Churches
15:07 that speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Amigos Audio Central
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