Guarapericidio

0:04 The Tremendous Court? La Tremenda Corte con leoporto Fernández, Aníbal de mar Mi mi Cal and MiguelÁngel Herrera writes Castor Bispo, production and direction. Miguel already or public hearing. The tremendous Judge of the Tremendous Court is going to solve a tremendous case every night, Secretary, good night, Your Honor.

0:51 She' s in good health. Health I' m fine, what I ' m very bad about is money. So, sir, by the way, Secretary, you command silver. Hey, you asked me how you' re doing in silver. Oh, no, I' m not standing that age, I can' t lend you thirty pesos until the end of the month. Of course, Your Honor, I' d be glad to lend it to you. Where the other one is, which is another is that he has to lend it to me first. You don' t have it true. I don' t have a kilo here. And at his house. Well, thank you, put on a fine for missing your boss in a hurry and where I' ll pay for it. If I' m telling you that I don' t have a kilo, where to do it, Morally, ah well, morally, yes, and now tell me what case we have today a scam, where that scam took place in a guarapera, because I already got it complicated in that guarapricitio right away. Judge, light Maria Nananina, tomatoes on Rudecindo, Caldeiro and Escoviña days, I know Candelario, three skates to Larrea Vaya, with three parties with cu again accused of scam. Uh, no, no, who I' m homeworking, not you made chis to yourself three skates to me glink clicking, which is that clin clin clin three tin braser and so that they are those three rudders, to make you feel the equine, because you got the wrong guagua.

2:10 The is fine weight for the three little rings is to stop you anyway he saw me, lest you fall. I don' t fall for three skates. You better like him, no, sir, I don' t have to fall. You want to put a burden on yourself. Yes, sir, you' ve put the weight out there. If you yourself confess that you fell, you have to pay me the weight. Right, but I ' m not gonna make it up to you. We won' t see that. That' s because the coincidence that I haven' t lost any argument in three weeks, but he tells me, you don' t lose any. He' s not a kid, not right now. I met a friend of mine who already has a copy on Mariana beach. Nothing, nothing. I ran into a friend of mine who has a Kiosk on Mariano ' s beach. You too, well, no, sir, you serve like this. Listen to me then one who calls himself bears coconut say it or is a friend of mine who has a Kiosk on the beach and calls him Kiosko International. So nothing, like the whole name is very laudable, is just that I wanted to put in the brush and in the glass the index of the establishment, no more. And you might think I was arguing that in the initials they weren' t ch because I was quite right to argue or k Chi, because the initials of Kiosco International aren' t ch and what they are then Kaiten. What a burden that is, because he ' s saying I fell is that you fell Secretary da tell him he'

3:46 s three- timed a weight of the days I put him dead. Ah well, also put thirty days for earning me a weight of treason. But there in the middle today nothing to see, put another weight on him. He' s gonna keep protesting. Let' s see why you' re the one who made the wrong guagua, because I' m not the defendant boy. No, sir, I' m the one who accuses Mr Ru Sido Caldero and the Coviña and Mrs Menia of cheating. But that' s true rude, yes, he' s a doctor, but I swear to you by Havana' s International Tintor Group that this is a completely unfair accusation. Of course I do. What he wants to give us three skates is a kind of cannon that buzzes his turn. No. No, no?

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6:00 with venient to accuse of something to three skates or it gives pin of ching twenty pesos of fine for calling me Papipiu I hear daring and explain to Nanina, what cannon it is that wants to give you three skates. Look, Mr Judge, it turns out that Rudecindi and I now have a guarapera, a na not taken care of with that What we have is not a guarapera and that is then a Cañi Crin, good compadre, but that we sell in that Cañi Crin there was cane and what coast is the guarapo cane juice, then what we have a guarapera compadre, what Cañi Crin is that, good sir, girl, look who is judged, as we have to tell the truth, because we are going to call him guarapera. No, but out of here you tell me, Cañi and Green, because that gives you a lot of elegance and a lot of distinction to the establishment cane game.

6:56 Listen to that one, but so much elegance and so much dedition and then you say you see the guana glass can go completely alone guy with what you are going to serve it with a salty boy a little girl of what you will eat a salty with a glass of guarapo. Three for times and that ' s what the movie has. He' s forbidden you. No, it' s not that it' s forbidden, but it' s just two things that don' t hit. So don' t hit, because it' s salt doesn' t bond with sugar. Not with sugar. If sugar doesn' t, no, it doesn' t either. Oh, no, no. Sir, if you want to put sugar on it, guara but you have to buy the cellar, cho bueno three skates, but the guarapo doesn' t come with enough sugar anymore what the guarapo already comes with clear blue yes, and from where he throws three skates he makes the favor of shutting his mouth. You speak for speaking. I don' t know why you guys talk, no, I don' t talk for water. It was right. The truth is, I' m running you a little bit of software I' m talking brogur for watering. Not you who said wait is talk, talk, talk. You guys don' t follow or anything. What happened in that water. Well nothing, Your Honor, that last Sunday before, that is the day ton Se was not one of the employees. How many employees you three have and need so many.

8:05 No, not a doctor, but a guarapera is coming He' s already a little genius. The union doesn' t know how much we have a sugar chemist and two sugar masters. Not good. And what, then, that in place of that employee who left us, we put three skates that started working last Monday and Monday and Tuesday worked well. That' s the truth. You recognize that I worked well, it' s not that, yes, but on Monday and Tuesday nothing more because you heard me on Wednesday you didn' t go to work good, but I already read impliqué gentleman, that was because I had to go to a chiteria value, not of shouting, of Nachi, what I have to go to valorio cha passed a wake, of course what happened. I had to go to a wake and I don' t know what was a Belonium anymore, but what happened, either, I would scream, why I had you guys what' s wrong with him, nothing happens to me, but what' s not deaf, I know, talk short, so he had to go to a wake, a wake are at night, according to lady about almost everyone. Yes, but in this case the dead man was a serene one and it has to do with that man that the serene ones work at night, the loriene to do it during the day. Boy, well, it' s just that Thursday you didn' t go to work. Nor when Thursday, that Thursday, that I did not go to work, no, sir no, but that was what it is Thursday, Thursday and I handled with a lot of heads in the tomamo or moment at the moment that you are the man who

9:37 has the rarest diseases that I have seen look at me hearing three fatigues, but you think what you speak and think what you say as I do not go to this you say so to say no, sir I say so and I use it, Chico, that you had with what you woke up on Thursday day with headaches in the whole. Boy. It is forbidden that it is not forbidden but how is it possible three skates that you had a headache in your stomach. Well, Chico, look, that was me in the hairdressing room. Yeah, but it was an argument there about the blurry. That' s what I always tell you. It doesn' t seem, it seems, it looks like you and Pe. You came to the wake of the serene. You were a friend of the serene, since you are not Chico, Friends know you for a long time. Very intimate, Chisco, very intimate. Well, you came to the wake of the serene.

10:26 Oh, like what time I got to him. He was longening. How you' re doing. Yeah, when he was organized, uh, where he was helping what he could, no, sir ah with no Sam. Yes when he was longening you, God Sand yes aha already I was sitting at the funeral home because I said so, I' m old ok Then you knew here with this part up here was the green lip yes and the yellow cheeks. I said this march still. Then you went to the funerals and you hear around here you have to pass. I sing him here and he sat down at the funeral home and I sat there because the time is you at the funeral parlor he gave before the corpse arrived. Well, the corpse arrived at the hour and quat gold and quarter you waiting for the one who was still gonzalo still didn' t start to get tough. He started playing around from midnight onwards that I was already in today, but good and what happened. You came here to the fontana to see how the brawl went.

11:20 Then you sat down. You knew the others there. I did know the beef. He came with a relative of Chico' s. He understands me because this guy was already, like, ninety- six years old. Ninety- six- year- old boy and I congratulated life and told him to hear me congratulate. The man killed himself, but he won the bike war and there they went halfway into the galley. They gave me a kind of head in the mouth of the togamos. Boy, yeah, yeah, the chegacho guy picked up an impulse and gave me a kind of head on the togamo that was private. Cha. Come on, then that headache was from each other' s heads. In the other' s head it wasn ' t to me Guys good, but come fall he saw because he came either you went to work good, because he comes I had to take Mommy, to the dentist Boy that the dentist would take him to the root of a tooth girl and that took him all day. Yes, because it turns out I know that the root of the mamita chick was not round, but square, or anything that kind of had little rhythmetic. You know how many numbers that poor man had to do to get a square ray out. It ' s okay and the Saturday he went to work, no, sir, neither Saturday nor Sunday good rubecito. But that was because between the wake, the head and the tooth of the mother' s block net left me so tired that I caught the only day in the case to answer I was thrown out Come on, I needed to answer clearly the boy and besides that it was very hot in Cuba should be suppressed the work during the summer? You

12:52 hear that, but how are you going to be out of work all summer? Compadre that in summer it is very hot and sweats too much three skates, but that is the destiny of man. Remember that to God said Adam you will earn the bread with the sweat of your forehead. Yeah, but when that hadn' t invented air conditioning all the ori. If you can ' t tell him, let' s not discuss that. Anyway, the case was that on three parties he only worked on Monday and Tuesday. It is not so, yes, sir, on Monday 15th and Tuesday 16th. Well, what about today morning he showed up to work again, but let ' s face it, we told him it wasn' t convenient and we fired him and what' s the problem? Well, because when I went to pay him the two days that there were workers Patin and he said no, I had to pay him the whole month, of course I did.

13:39 You didn' t tell me you' d pay me for months. Yes and then how, how, how, what it' s called, how it appears. Now they wanted not to pay me for chi day because you didn' t work more than two days. What' s it got to do with it? He yells at me, uh, I' m not grinning short, I' m gonna put a rock in the head who gives rise to you I' m giving it to you now. You have no right to charge more than the two days you worked for k because to be entitled to charge you the whole month, you would have to have worked every day that you have the month that the month we are in, the month of July, don' t tell me well, let' s then poparte on Monday and Tuesday, I worked it. It' s not that, yeah, Monday and Tuesday righe then don' t tell me it' s not. And you yourself are going to take out the basin count, Count, Notice, How many days is July thirty- one, thirty- one.

14:33 That day was Monday, 15th, 15th, true, 15th and Tuesday, 16th and 16th and 15th. How many are thirty- one. Look at the same day as Julio' s old. It is true that yes I hear not, Lord It is, for you it is not so, or that it is not so or you did not count yourself. Yeah, but is that adding the days that way, for a couple of weeks of work, I' d have to pay him a year? Ah, you recognize I' d have to pay a year. It was clear that I did and look to see one more table to pay me. I enjoy myself like this. Write there, Secretary, come on, what you want is a robbery, because for them there' s no reason and you' re past it because you want to make me my fool. And since his braveness is so his and so brazen, now he doesn' t charge a month, two days or anything. Listen to the next program of the Tremenda Corte with Leopoldo Fernández, my mical and Aníbal de bar on this station until then, Manolo Iglesias, who speaks to them, tells them very good luck.

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