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0:04 The tremendous borderline of the Tremendous Court, a public hearing, the tremendous judge of the tremendous Court is going to solve a tremendous case at night of challenge. Good evening, Mr Joe, as you follow from the throat. Not at all. Now I' m taking a mint syrup that the doctor resolved me and that I feel pretty good about it. Yeah, by the way, what time is eight and twenty- five, by God, I' m already late in taking my mind again. What do you mean, he ' s late. Yeah, I was 25 minutes late because I had to take it at eight o' clock. Ah, well, hate me, Mr Joey, be careful with that. Uh, why man, why is it going to be you know what it' s called the one who' s late in taking the mind. Not what it' s called a mental retard, put on a fine for the little joke is and see what case we have today. Well, what we have today is an individual who is accused of fraud where he committed that fraud in a beauty contest and he' s sorry for the complicated in that murder. Right away, Judge, light Mary, Nana, Nina and like every day, Rubesinto Calzeiro and Escoviñas, Oh three candlesticks, three larrea skates. Good or good, good, good to see three skates. He' s been looking for him here. A

1:34 Mr Pico Fellofas well, he' s not going to, he' s been looking for him here. I don' t think you' re gonna be able to see him, because you' re sure to be in jail. Here we' ll see what fraud was committed in that contest. Well, it' s friar no, no friar no, no fraud, ah, well, none. I give you my word as a bandit and that contest that was illegal his word, that my word loved him eight. You said bandit. Be tough, sir not to erase that was a mistake I meant my gentleman' s word, chi what a gentleman. Well, the gentleman thing, he' ll tell you,' cause he' s always burying the guy or something. True, no, sir I say it because I am a gentleman of birth and not and I am not once, but five times, like five times yes, because I was not born in the band and I was born on a farm, because you were made five times knight, because I was born on a farm that had five cavalry. Verda or let' s not discuss that. But it' s true that that contest was legal. What was it to be, Your Honor, if three skates stole the prize from a niece of mine who had to give it to her and took it away to give it to her girlfriend. It' s not true, No, Baby, it' s not true. I did nothing but comply with the jury agreement. Echa aha and the jury did not give the prize to my niece, Angela Toribio Oh, ma' am, she gave it to my little girlfriend, but how she was going to give the prize to her girlfriend if her girlfriend is a skinny class, that she

3:05 zumbel güiro, cumpble, bobera, rudeciendo, that she accuses, it is not skinny chihow that it is not the no, sir, what Cucusa has is a fine guy, such a half- languid and half- spiritual guy, just pulling squalid. But face is a beauty, because it has a Greek profile, but if it has teeth thrown, men, crooked nose and one eye taller than another. I' m telling you, her profile is Greek, Chico, and why you' re Greek, the Greek, because it' s not who you understand, Chico. Well, well, well, leave that profile now and say that if we are going to see, if we understand each other, first of all, analin what contest that was, a beauty contest that was organized among the girls of the neighborhood with an award and gave no weight to succeed and who formed the jury roughing three skates and four other neighbors of the neighborhood to three parties was part of that jury if doctor and from the first moment showed such an obvious partiality that the Ordem more members of the vowed one had to get serious and other attention. Why.

4:10 Because first of all, since his girlfriend is a slut, because she wanted to eliminate all the blondes from the contest, then she didn' t, but that, she proposed it because the trigueñas are more beautiful girls. I don' t agree with that. Sir. Gentlemen prefer blondes, yes, but she marries the trigueña, she also gets tired of blondes. The blonde is not exactly so much more, much more requested, because they are less, less than less in number. Trigüellas are more abundant, yes, but that doesn' t matter if they' re abundant. Why that I who abound damage it good, well, the same saying three skates. I don' t say that the trigueñas aren' t pretty, but I think you didn' t have the right to remove the Rubia from that contest or that you weren' t going to have the right, but this one of a fight, because today Rubia very good, that they have green eyes and already the song says that you remember, that says those serene green eyes like a white one if you remember her. No, no, no, no, more than all of me, I just remember that, because that girl.

5:14 But that, I think I was still not and in that of those or are superior. The trigueña made by why, because they have black eyes the color of the night. Charo is that the green eyes are serene and if there was no night, what would the serene ones do. Chávez, Maria, Blessed, God, you' re saying it in the sentence. Not what phrase or what phrase I look at, compadre. There is no discussion about that, because the hair of the blondes is golden in the color of gold. Yeah, but that gold thing doesn' t convince me much because I' ve worked with a small dentist, well that sometimes I brought that gold. All there is is a good chin pot, but underneath that gold, on top of that gold, which is a casing. That wasn ' t you, don' t hear me forgive me. You' ve worked with someone I don' t so don' t talk what you don ' t know cucu i mean, there' s no casing and it' s then a crown. Neither. What' s the name of that thing that dentists put in their mouths tying their teeth so that they don' t get dumped, so they can' t, to advance a sevillating comb.

6:14 That calls you hunger, hunger, because that' s my girlfriend, that ' s not me, that' s her girlfriend. Yeah, the only thing that the wire she puts in is a little bit thicker than she' s not good and what they like about her. If you can tell boy the truth that he has a very good artistic face, because he' s triqueña. Blondes are very greedy and gets into a bravado, because nothing when you say why you. You should know when you say it. Yeah, sure, because I had a girlfriend who was blonde before Cucusa. If you can tell me that I' ve known Cucusitas eleven stools to Wasa for a year, I and Cucusita' s mother live, and Cucusita' s mother lives. If it' s like not yet said so it never ends.

6:58 Make Cucusito' s whole family one good night I now up the black colds and I' ll keep you the last one we' ll never re- assemble the other chapel if it was moving and you, disgrace the dinner girl already the other night. Good. There it was fine, don' t tell me and you wait with the old letters curse yes boy so that it doesn' t fill the food with tear. You figure it out. Okay. So you had a girlfriend who was blonde. She told me, I was passing by as a blonde, but she was nothing like what she was, with none of it at all. Yeah, she was an Oxygen blonde. Yeah, and you liked it that way not being a natural blonde. Well, guys being blonde and I didn' t look at the natural or gas- gased sisons abuey the truth what happened to you with that girlfriend who botched me no, yes, yes and why she threw it away, because I had the habit of always bringing your nose like that to your hair and breathing hard up and one day. She asked me if I did that, because I liked the perfume in her hair and you said no. I was doing it because in Mexico, I' m on the way there, or they' re following me. It wasn' t good, but we can captives. And that' s why I took the oxygen out of there and then all that and you threw it out if you threw it out, because you threw it out here at me. Ah threw it to you he told me he threw it here to Trepatines the pot the duck and Repa has that.

8:16 I then say he threw me out. Tell me you threw it at me. Yeah, hey, and one way he grabbed my own bone. He secured me against the street door and told me to go breathe oxygen home and I was almost there. Oh, my God. So a piece of bread fell that it had to be nailed. The translated, you piece of father, the whole door. Luis caca three partee and that what size the blonde was Harta. She does know what she has on the blonde. Hey, the blonde. All he' s got on the trigueña is that she ' s more of a cheater. H so see if she' s cheating so blonde are yes, they' re triqueñas. Well, hear me a house. That one. That blonde was full weight, because for about sixty, the least was stch If it was a thing like that, five feet, eight or nine inches, yes, yes, and a hundred and sixty weight, then you crossed them. No, but depending on the size, as you said to me, come out you against the wall, yes, enter the wall not of die pan querella. He couldn' t stand up, uh, he couldn' t protein, he couldn' t protest or anything. You told me to go breathe without here there' s a fallen march right away when you can already discuss that one because I see it if the discussion had your ass. No, but blondes or trigueño are nothing more than a matter of taste, since, in the end, they are as pretty as others. Well, listen to me, my dear doctor, I disagree. Not what is the most beautiful star in the faithful sun, for the sun is blond. Well, if it' s okay, that'

9:50 ll be rough or not rough. But look to see then where you walk more to vows and to the sun or to the shadowy girl, Bueno compadre, but ay blonde plated that have the hair of the color of platinum and that spell and there is trigueña that have the hair as black as the coal boy. Yeah, but platinum is worth a lot more than coal because it ' s worth a lot smaller, because it' s going to be work. There' s no judgment. The gentleman at the time of going to a dance, see if a woman is going to put on some carbon earrings, yes, and at the now descending the candle, see if there is any that can be candela with platinum. That' s no way, I mean, quote boy. Platinum is worth much more either yes or rai, but the coal is hot lady. Well, I didn' t tell you to finish that discussion anymore There are things that can' t be discussed.

10:35 Doctor. For God' s sake, the green- eyed blonde is superior to the black- eyed trigs. Yeah, but because they' re going to be super. So it' s the green color they don' t have. Black, more poetry, compadre, more poetry. The green is the color of the sea and the black is the color of the caféchi and of the h no, and of the grass also that covers the roads, ribbería des a, but the water of the sea and the grass of the fields are more beautiful. Yeah, sure hear that chi good boy,' cause you keep eating weed with some bad water that I prefer a cup of coffee just what happens here. You' re going to keep up, Your Honor, you' ll see that I' ll finish that discussion soon.

11:16 You like bad blonde, it' s not a Cirru of belt man, of course, because you stay with all the blonde. And you like triqueñas better, not so, three skates men me, of course, because you stay with all the trigueñas. You' re okay now oh no, not delighted with life and so am I and you, Your Honor, as I finish the discussion, for yes, so all the blondes for rudesindoton is, yes, sir, and all the triguenas for three games. Good sir, well, ten pesos fine for you for leaving me with nothing. Hey, cla, it' s not, Mr Je with anything today. You guys put it on. What hair we put on. I' m here painted it pay or what you think you are, boy man, but I don ' t draw you I, you don' t have anything chola, if just when I fight I mean, I thank you. I' m not interested. What interests me is that you tell me what happened in that contest to see if I' ve just done justice at once. Well, listen, doctor, because what happened was that twenty- six girls from the neighborhood were enrolled in that beauty pageant and so that the jury could distinguish them when it came to voting. First of all it was numbered from one to twenty - five, from one to twenty- five. The contestants were not twenty - six and it is that the novelty of three skates can examine them in front of pefiles in all possible ways. We agreed to give him the number zero. Come on then the numbering was from zero to twenty- five.

12:35 Not good, yes, from zero to twenty- five or lightning and what else, because the contestants began to parade no and three skates for his girlfriend to win. Anyway, I wanted to first get rid of all the blondes, after all those who weighed more than seventy- five pounds were eliminated and so on until the other members of the secret session swore and we took the agreement to eliminate him. How to eliminate him? Yes, sir, we took your vote and left you as jury secretary. Nothing more to take note of the use of the sane and give the hundred pesos of the prize to the triumphant. And who was the winner, the 19th doctor, who was the niece of the Nanina, who three skates did not give the prize to his two. Sir, he left with the hundred pesos and now he says he gave them to his vile girlfriend, because I thought cucu I mean was the one he would have won and what reason you had to believe those three fatigues. Well, and then I explained to him how he' s kind of not my girlfriend' s guy. True is nemos explained then, when the jury finished voting, I asked who won. Then Reuben did not answer me the number nineteen and say it yourself wheel, if you want to say it, la, la, la, la, la. Right there, what the 19th man is. La Lombrie, look to see. That' s why I thought Cucus had won cho and gave you the hundred pesos of the prize to your girlfriend. Yes, to say how happy she was when I told her a hundred pesos, because she gave me away, she gave me half of mica. He gave half to you, yes, because I asked him if I' d give you a hundred pesos. He gives me

14:07 fifty of them. He answered yes, and then I told him take and gave him ten. What do you mean, ten to you? Yes, because I have credit with her and I wanted her to see him forty re so much, write there, Secretary, come the sentence. There is no doubt that the accused is of a brazen burden, for after mocking the jury, he hit his girlfriend on the ground and I am getting tired of letting go of the last weight. I' m gonna have him in jail until St White' s Day. Oyo can do cornan from me goes from bar Remi. My cab Adolfo Cedro and MiguelÁngel Herrera writes Castor Bispo, production and direction. Miguel already or to the gold Churches that speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Friends, if you audio the center