Cigarricidio

0:04 The Tremendous Edge, the Tremendous Court, the public hearing, the tremendous Judge of the Tremendous Court, is going to solve a frenzy the night to the Registrar. Good evening, Mr Strongly, before we begin, he is quoted as Francisco FranciscoÁlvarez de Lara. I think you' ve accused him, but don' t get that fine in case that' s right for Don Paco who was leaving me, but I didn' t ask him how you ' re following health bell. Well, now I' m taking a constituent king who' s sitting me down for the best of my life and for the best of my life. I' ve only been taking it for three days and look how strong I am. I have an iron muscle. Tell me your muscles are made of iron. Yes, sir, so when I wanted to get money out of you, that muscle told me to take you to see my Uncle Mancho what he does to debut boxers, not to sell already blonde put ten pesos of fine for throwing me to scrap and to see what case we have today a guy there who was surprised by a customsman when he tried to pass a contraband that was what he wanted to smuggle away nothing one hundred cigarette cartons, because it has already complicated me that this Cigarri right away. Judge, Maria na Nanina light. Here, like every day, ruber findo caldeiro and scovíñas, Junte josé canalario, tres patiles, barres.

1:41 Well, let' s see who the defendant is. Three skates, the doctor. I accuse him of trying to sneak in against the side. Don ' t listen to him, sir, that' s not true. What do you mean, it' s not true? Or, ma' am, I don' t know that' s a slander I got up against. In the iguana, Michin Where in the iguana, in q Iguana, in the iguana, in the habana, Chico Nedra who takes his suitcase with no. You don' t have, not other fatinas not where they search the suitcases is at customs. That wasn' t what I did. Sir you said iguana and it' s not the same, one thing that the other secretary puts two pesos of fine on three patistas for destroying the language.

2:22 Well and to see harsh, proceed to present your accusation with pleasure. Doctor, first of all, I want you to know in case you didn' t know that Nananina and I are employed at customs. So you do customs, nana or anything. Well, Mr Judge, I' m being held there in case you suspect a passenger brings in a contraband and you have to search it for records. Don' t tell me and there are passengers who dare to bring against the gang. You look there. I recently saw a skinny young girl embark for Miami, who was not attracted to anyone, because it was what is often called a little fish. You know what a little fish is, Mr Mon, but you also play there are little fish that you cheat, yes, but this didn' t fool anyone. He wasn ' t a little fish that had no thorn. Look eat the thing.

3:06 Luis, how good, then, that three days later this young woman came back from Miami completely changed. I wish you' d seen, Mr Gordita ' s game, that you were and I saw you looking at when you came back and why that change was so radical, very simple, because under the dress you were smuggling, that against the side you were carrying two table radios and a good TV, well, no, no, no, but that wasn' t a double bass. How he countered the radios of that world against bass. Ma' am, what happened was that girl is very skinny, no, and her boyfriend doesn' t like you being so skinny and you know how he knows that she doesn' t like her boyfriend. That' s good, like I' m not gonna know guys. If it isn' t, I tell you I' m myself, not who this young woman was. So that cucusa Chico, I sent her to Miami, I told her to look at Chico, it' s enough over there to get them back fatter. Then she bought the table there at the opening hours. That and the TV tied him up. You guys the warning, the viewer' s viewfinder. I thought it was TV. Well, there ' s the romanca to see it. She tied it to her body with a rope and put on the downside to make me believe that I had in fat Chico Aha. And that' s not called against the side. Ma ' am, that' s called makeup. It' s called makeup.

4:32 It' s not a makeup, it' s called tell me one thing, three skates. It wouldn' t be you who gave the idea of me bringing in like this. The two radios and he' s not a kid, word I didn' t tell him anything about the radio or a TV boy. I' m sure not with Mommy who doesn' t. I told her two TVs and a washing machine, but it looks like she couldn' t carry that much weight and changed the idea and then that TVs, that was three skates. Now I' m going to Pere. You want to tell me if I ask you to tell me the truth. Well, I' m gonna make him smile and if he grabs my draplan, I' m not gonna come in. Don' t tell me the truth why you smiled not I am like that. Nightingale is from boys go you resir would do it from yuyya I am s and the pulsa of rheumatism in the land above aha, yes, it is the fixed one from above, the complaint of the quiet that I do not move it. I see that the lower one I can move on the top cla, you don' t know how to sing up does not move how it does not move goes the one from the bottom da boy, yes, sir if it isn' t my da my tahi no, sir not the one from the bottom and the river one will have there bo yes, silly me, uh, you move it with your head, yes, but you can' t move it alone.

5:50 It doesn' t move no, no, ah, I think it was in a joint. There' s no conjuncture here, no, and I thought I had a tight look. I just saw no remedy. Ah, yes, ah, surely he took the remedy. The one you' re telling him to do. I add that I love if I or with my love and macando with neither love in the chaco also to music. Ah and they also told me that the seeds of anthropopus is the best thing to be mine of anthropophan the anthropoph. What I do sell to mop is tropajo stropajoe that eats people. No, what people eat is anthropophagus. Don' t tell me, yes, I felt that I was standing in the fence without knowing anyone made to take it, accept what anthropological. No, gentlemen, this is the safe troop. Yes, sir, that' s good to come here. You tell me the truth you' re against Batista, right, no. No. If I went with a little job, I got into a smuggler. Oh no, contrabar boy, no, yeah, no, no, no, I went against bandit, but I' m retired now. You know, okay, I don' t. I don ' t practice the profession. What are you told? Now. Well, me, now I' m selling roloch selling roloj prolos. Yeah, I sold a little rolositos the other day cru the places and now I see you.

7:02 Not if I' m very good. It' s very fine. A half A weight And a half and a half weight strap per sawing. At weight and a half and a half weight, the strap two weights. Yeah, ask every three games for that between you me. How can you give something so cheap, well, because they' re smuggling and you don ' t just tell me you' re retired three games. I do, but that clocks sneak him up against it. A friend of mine named Christopher Colilla. Whatever it is, Pelle, Colilla, and figure out who you are because of that man. You can' t sleep in a small bed. Where he sleeps in an ashtray then. Like in an ashtray if it ' s gathering the stove ash, the tub on the floor, then it counts there and you can' t sleep in a small bed. He lives in a guest house and the owner won' t let him. Because, as if she' s embroiled, she' s afraid that one day she ' ll remember to cleft and burn her net quilt. You' re worth the favor and the sense of time. Yeah, no, yeah, it ' s on, yeah, on, sometimes it' s learned and that friend of yours does smuggle. Right, well, yeah, him every day.

8:11 Hey, I stay and the idea has that sochi man, very doh, very skillful, yes, they have a skill ordi him every day. Hang up something to counter doubts. Guilado, no, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, you hear yourself Secretary, yes, also look at your psyche for things they don' t tell you anymore. Hey Critoba, butts, as you tell her then, Christopher, colun with colón not that before carefully, because one day I will see him on the way to the Prince with two wives, well, as long as it is with two wives less bad, no, the bad thing is that it will happen to the other colon that discovered America itself if it happened to that one. Well, because when I' m going to day it' s on who or rabid rump, done, no man no. Bobadilla, Ball, sir, he learned it. This is what Admiral said to him, for he spoke to him like this, half- bloody, no, no, how he spoke like this, half- mudden, ampulose, yes, yes, yes. You' ve been known thoughtfully by the fool. You say Bobadilla, Bobadilla, the one who spoke like that, yes, Bobadía spoke like that. It was Federico' s family, whose Federico, whose Federico?

9:26 “ Well, keep happy with seeing you,” Admiral said,“ I am very sorry, but you are in prison and I have to send you to Spain with two wives and Columbus replied. Columbus was very good, good son, as long as he was with two wives less bad. But then it turned out that Bobadilla had cheated on him because he had been tricked because what they put on him was not two husbands, it was then two crickets. Well, well, roasting, but that ma was going to look at Columbus with the sail face that he had boy, but what do you say, man, who told you that Columbus had a sail face. I didn' t have it, no, man, no. There he talks about the face of seeing her, of Colonchi, of the face of seeing her, no, three parts of the face of seeing her the man died, no, sir, face of seeing her. And it' s not the same, no, sir. Anyway, the thing is, you two are working on the buana. It is not yes, Your Honor, and we have to be very attentive, because rare is the day we are not trying to sneak in on a real contraband. Yes well, yes, doctor last Sunday, without going further, a contraband was discovered in fact, curled so last Sunday, yes, sir and coming, and that is too much, because that is a very great disrespect to customs, not to Sunday rest.

10:39 Well, but the contraband was discovered, right, yes, doctor, you discovered it because I already have a lot of experience. And the other time I was seen to customs you were seen again from customs, yes, sir, and since then I didn' t have the experience I have now. You know what I' m being smuggled into. What a thing to do. An elephant says that for a little bit they pass it without you seeing it. Yeah, because that was before your first tram you and what you did was you painted the poor elephant of Amarillio. They put a little sign that said customs lock and they passed it under my nose and you didn ' t see it. Well, doctor, I saw it shi but first of all when I saw the small sign of customs hill. He thinks it was a tram leaving customs for the hill and he was going to let it pass. But the trick failed because his trun failed because of a lack of spelling. The word bolted was possessed with a single r Then the sign didn ' t say serro customs No, sir, it said zero customs. And, naturally, seeing that you can discover that it was an elephant painted in yellow. Well, the neighbor, but that wasn' t any lack of lotography. Done all that no, no, sir, that was that in the painting it was little and it didn' t reach for the other time.

12:00 Rechi eh and you, as you know, man, if that catelito had painted it. I ho everything. It was you who tried to pass that elephant to disguise another tram for well, guys, I didn' t, that was a mamita idea. The idea was his mommy. Yeah, ' cause I got tired of telling him that can' t be mime, can' t be the same. They' re not gonna let a tram through with a tail. Yes, the first ronna, but she insisted on trying and there was no choice but to please her. Why did she want her lephan mother to sell it to retail because you know that from the time you brought that. Then I would incacia the meat. We' re not going to have a shortage of meat, and then Mommy grabbed a pencil and started pulling us out. He started taking out Huet He saw that an elephant came about six calves ago, and then God came to follow him. We ' re going to bring in smuggling elephant that' s business, but he failed the business. Right, not that he' s going to that one Turns out it' s my sorro to say it if you' re not a camiso, you needed the shirt, you guys don' t lore camiso.

13:03 He fucked him, ate, ate, but the other five we brought him from the rather chi how they brought them. Yeah, well, we brought him in by plane and they didn' t just see him at the airport. No, because we didn' t bring him to any airport and that was then we let him fall by parachute on a farm. Listen to me, three splinters I see you' ve been a Yuca smuggler. No Yuca v Ban wasn' t Yuca. We' ve never had one. Or not because there is no business, because yuca is here in Cuba. And besides, that was a long time ago and there I' m retired. That. What are you going to be retired if you still tried to sneak in yesterday a smuggling of American cigars. No. No, no, no, no, no, nothing. That' s the truth. We ' re not going that' s not true. Oh, it' s true, Chico, it' s not true. The thing is, you guys are wrong on three skates. Why they' re wrong, because what happened was that I made a trip to Miami, Florida province and back when I didn' t come back. That' s because those of you who don' t see nin with an empty hand I brought a hundred cantons of cigaromerican and you declared it no and why you didn' t declare them, well, because you didn' t have to declare them. I didn' t have to testify. Three skates. It' s not binding or declaring everything that pays right. Hey, if it' s not mandatory to declare everything you pay right, yeah, yeah, and American cigars don' t pay right. Well, the one that laughs at you guys winning is what ' s going on is that I wanted you to get in here, not to grab me. No yes, the cigars that there is another is night, why not, because he sees them again are of a taint that has

14:35 a camel painted on the top of the lid and the camels cannot pay right. Why can' t they pay right, man, camels don' t pay right. A few of all the camels or humpbacks write there, Secretary, come sitter. Your apologies, do not walk with you knowing that that is a contraband here in the conchinchina and since there are sanctions for such misdeeds, you will lose the cartons and will fulfill fifteen nía ja Today Leopoldo Hernández ardof Mil Castorbispo Production and Direction Miguel yao alolo churches that speaks to you, tells them very good luck. Amigos Audio Center