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0:04 The Tremenda Orte, for the tremendous court, public hearing, the tremendous judge of the tremendous court is going to solve a tremendous case. Good night, Secretary. Good evening, Your Honor. How you feel today. It' s not just regulating the heat you' re feeling these days. It does me a lot of harm to tie up Truth is, it' s a tremendous value. You couldn' t have done anything so that in Havana you wouldn' t feel so hot during the summer. What a thing to do.

0:44 You' re going to put air conditioning in the Gulf of Mexico, no, sir jue, but let' s go if we made a collection among all the neighbors, you couldn' t put a canopy on Havana, or maybe yes. But if we put an awning on the band where it goes then it' s the smoke from the chimneys. Oh, you' re right. I didn' t notice that, did I, because put a fine awning on you so you can look again and see what case we have today. Well, two citizens who consider themselves swindled by who they consider to be swindled by a fortune teller, because I already get the complicated in that fortune- telling city right away. Judge, Luz Maria Na Nanina, here he takes all the roughing days Caldeiro and stoiña or be Candelario, three papines to good man, well, although again put to divine of three skates.

1:41 Hey, who gave it to you, nobody guessed. Don' t tell me. You' re a beekeeper, too I' m a fortuneteller, too. Well, listen, I' m not going to put your office dry of mine because it takes away my machantes. Today don' t worry about three skates that I' m not going to put in the office any, no, no, no, sir, what I' m going to put you on if I' m not mistaken, it' s 180 days. Well, that' s if you' re not wrong, if I' m not wrong, but if you' re wrong, it doesn ' t make me anything, right? But that' s hard because I ' m not wrong very rarely. Well, you' re wrong I' m going, kid Look, it' s not good for me today. Why not, because tomorrow there is a fiet in with islandy with with with Ney Island, with sn with Island, with neither islanese that is called the diet. I saw the stars like, uh, I saw the stars or three skates. Rain of stars. Rain, yes, Mr Rain. Then you have to go compare, No, sir, you don' t have to go with umbrellas. You do not refer to the Festival Rain of Stars that will be held tomorrow Saturday in with Island, yes Chico, the festival is Chinese Don Monguitos, from Chinese what don monguitos, three skates Mondonguito.

2:54 That' s not what I said. Sir you said don Monguitos, yes, yes, because I don' t trust him and I treat him as a gift even if I do, three games. You could tell him two little nuns. If he called himself Ramón, but his name is Rafael Rafael. Mr Rafael, ah well, yes, Chico, I don' t want to be told to listen to me in jail, because tomorrow I want to go to Dominguito' s Chinese party, neither Mondonguito, as he repeats with me to learn to say it mon Dong Dong gy Guito. All or laugh tell you just what that Chinese Rafael' s name is ten pesos of fine, but because done one you say his name is Rafael. Yes, but that wasn' t what I was teaching you, sir, and hear what I' m going to tell you if I' m going to go to the Mondonguito Chinese festival, but if you see it tomorrow, I' m going to put 180 tracks there, not you. And that' s because tch because I suspect you' re not going to anything. Well, I' m sure you' re going to Steal Wallet. There' s no diego left, Mom and she won' t let me go Her mom won' t let him. She says that business of hers and that no or what re- interference or competition with anyone. That secretary says tomorrow you put yourself in the door of Connie Island and do not let me enter the mother of three fatines and let us see what happens to you today, for what happens to us, Judge, and that Tres Patina has put up again a very good fortune- telling office and what happened, because he was five pesos to Rudecinto, because that office was nothing more than a trick to swindle the guanajos. Listen for a moment to the guanajos and the guanaja because you

4:28 are also fond of it, but to me it was a weight nothing more, so that you are more guanajo than me. Well, that would have to be clarified. No. No, that' s clear now, now, now. Put your accusation to them that' s what you have to do. Oh, boy Look, you have things and it' s not what we' re doing. No, ma' am, what you' re doing is discussing which one is more guanajo or both. Hear what or you want to enter the competition as well. Yeah, it' s fine weight for that question. You see, doctor, I don' t hear anything, and besides, I don' t cheat on him again, three patis with the divination story. Yes, sir, and how they went back to their practice, because three skates all over the neighborhood said it was really divine now, because I had studied a stack of modern science. Yeah, no, so it was you guys that were modern, you know, it ' s very modern, really surrounding everything about modernism. This is the last one. He always looked at me. Yes, I' m not just afraid of throwing side stick has complained that I just heard it. He says all the old people threw him away to see the latest and the modern.

5:32 That' s why but to the old village all doubles. You threw your way through the old dots with the old ones, all the old ones for the old man' s hear. There is no personal allusion of any kind. I' m not old and very proud of my milestones or you see I' m at my point. I' m not looking for points. The point is already deadlocked. You know it counts. That' s where I' m not wanting you to believe otherwise. I' m in the same way, and I' m not going to see her either. That ' s so bad, that' s true. Well, three parties ate the fatata. I don' t know what he ate today He can talk to me. Talk. That' s what I' m going to ask the mother to come. Come here, tremat. You studied that now as a grown- up or as a kid you' ve been studying the night I was the little one. There was no science. Oh no, then he invented a lot. Then aha and come here. Explain to me why I want you to give me a detailed explanation. Yeah, because like this trial is a trial for that very reason, then I can demand that you detail me. He understands everything I' m going to ask you. What science you studied. Well, first of all, in the co- incidence of the peroration. Yes, Mr A, I studied necromancy, card reading, chiromance, substance soup, and other less important science. You will see, after that, from your occultism, hypnotism, sleepwalking and synapism, which

7:05 are more or less the same. And to top it off, I studied astrology, graphology, astronomy, lottery, on the street of geography and the fifteen different ways to eat catid Don' t come to me. That last one is some new science. I don' t know you knew her from that time. I don' t ask him no. The cattivity is already eating of Adam and Eve' s time. Insurance or eating catibi was precisely why he was voted paradise. I thought it was for eating apple. That was the official version. Just try it. Good to see, but come here rude. You believe in those things. Well, doctor, not to see God create a lot, no, but masters give up cases that leave one pati diffus. You' ve had some case of that. Yes, sir, once I went to see a medium and the medium told me that before a month a dead man was going to come out in my house.

8:09 And, decisively, doctor to the zincidiers of that, the dead man came out in his house. Not in the Chinese ball. I put a little pesitite in it and took it later when but it didn' t come out at home. No, man, no, what if he comes out of my house. I don' t give you a pesetas, I give you a telegram from Buenos Aires and why, from Bueno, why to Buenos Aires. No, I stop running how you chant it You stem We' re good. Anyway, Nanina, what did she do to you? Three skates. He took a weight off me, sir He' s been cheating on me. He took a toll on me for giving me a paste for the terminals, and you know. I played him and I didn' t get anything, because he didn' t come serious and scientific like me. We don' t give number for the terminals, sir, and then why you gave it to me. For God' s sake, what I gave you was a number that didn' t exist to make you realize that precisely, an impossible number to play, impossible to play. Why If what you told me was to play the nine bars for seventy- five, look to see that doesn' t exist. Why there are no three midwives, there is no number nine, yes, and there are no seventy- five also.

9:15 But what doesn' t exist the nine bars for seventy- five, why, because it' s going to be compadre, what' s nine elephants and seventy- five cinematographer. And when you have an elephant that has a ticket for a cinematographer, there is no doorman, there is no doorman, that doesn' t enter them even if I pay the ticket. Boy, man, well, it' s okay, well, it says here that you took an ana weight from Nanina. Yes, you took the weight and the weight did exist, yes, but I charged it to her to teach her a lesson, because scientific fortune tellers are not asked for numbers for terminals. You want it more Caret or. Mr Well, the nanine, three skates is a little right, a little not a reasonable amount. I give him the amount I think he runs but don' t say a little bit or if I don' t haggle it to the girl, three skates are a little right. What do you think? Well, I don' t like it. No, no, well, I say how much I think, sir, because going to a fortune teller, yes, man to shut your mouth. What' s going on? No, I don' t see that you' re partly depending on me. I' m not defending him. But if it goes on like this, I won' t defend it. But if you laugh that I' m right, compadre yourself of what you' re doing to get rid of me I' m counting on you. I' m not doing anything to take anything from you. Sir, when you' re right, I give it to you because I' m fair to you. When I have it, I don' t need it. I got it. You' re going to give me what I have, but I' ll give it to you when you have it.

10:41 But when you don' t have it, I don' t give it to you there too when I don' t have it and you don' t have to give it to me. The truth, not the truth. That which I follow your foolishness and cha put a hundred pesos of fine to the lord so that he stops being silly to do look at that going to a fortune teller to ask for numbers for the final terms is one thing that should not be done. True, it' s not no, sir That ' s the truth. But since you' ve already given him the lesson he deserved na Nina, it' s true that it' s an injury you' ve given him. Well, give him back his weights and business concluded by the boy. The bad news is that I don' t have it like that and that you' re with it with the weight. Yeah, then I' ll finish it. Milk, Secretary, go find me in the almanac. There are thirty days that are well ripe to water, find me ten more for roughing two just in case to see rough what it did to you, transpatites. I was stuck five pesos, doctor, ah and how you ripped them off, because you will see, doctor, it turns out that I really wanted to have a good house. You know, because I have a little house, but we go in a cheap brick house I don' t worth much. That' s the truth, very well and what, because I found out that they were curling a magnificent house of high price and all of cement for the benefit of I don' t know which charity in case I didn' t buy a ballot to see if I ' d take the house out. But what does that all have to do with three skates, a lot of doctor, because three skaters say he guesses the future and then I went to consult with him to know if he was

12:15 going to take me out of the house or not. And what did three skates tell him that he was going to take me out of the house, doctor, and I didn' t get anything, so he swindled the five pesos he charged me for the consultation. Of course, if not I didn ' t talk about any house at all. Like you didn' t get to read my future on a crystal ball that you have, no gritatic ball. It was a chicano glass ball. Yes, sirs, yes, I don' t. You told me you saw in it a cement house for me, instead of the brick house that I have. Not being. That ' s why this man doesn' t understand Spanish well, even though he was born there. You got it wrong, kid. Then you didn' t say. Not that, sir, what happened was Rudecindo came and told me that he wanted me to read to him in the future. Then I told him that I told him five pesos and he gave it to him.

13:01 Yes, of course. No. That' s good, he doesn' t have rudecines. He always pays to advance. Well, good for then you always do. Scam in advance. True, of course, because once you' ve got how much on your side, here I impel you, don' t get lost. I didn' t cover it there, not that it tells me here and this time it' s not fan either, because what happened was that I put the screaming ball. Yeah, you know the glass ball. I' m on the table and then I sat down looking for her, because the first thing to do is re- focus. You don' t realize. Yeah, that' s good,' cause when I finished rocking well. I told him to ask me what he wanted to know. Then he told me you see something in that ball. I answered him. Yeah, I see something and what you see. He tells me a cheap brick house, I' ll tell him then and blast.

13:50 No. It' s not a cheap brick. It' s a cement face. The expensive cement house that raffled. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn' t say anything about home. I said a cement face, no more, and what a cement face it was that I saw you, mine my ma Chico that was reflecting the glass ball. Write to and Secretary come the sentence. The first thing I think, after having heard it, is that you, as a fortune teller, are nothing but a good cheeky And as you don' t guess, I close your consultation and tip you two hundred pesos of mule. I hate Canto Fernández, I go out to the sea Mil Adolfotero and MiguelÁngel Herrera. Writes Castor Bishop, production and clear direction. Lubo Churches that speaks to them, tells them very good luck. Friends. Audio Central