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Dec. 5, 2025

The Haunted Christmas White House

From Washington DC where it’s not only the weather that’s frightful, this is Ballot. Melania’s Christmas décor goes full Tim Burton with mugshot LEGOs, butterfly swarms, and candelabras fit for a haunted mansion. Portland lig...

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Dec. 4, 2025

Trump Declares War On “Affordability” — Then Roasts JD Vance

Trump’s latest economic sermon turns into verbal Twister as “affordability” becomes both his favorite word and his sworn enemy. JD Vance gets roasted to his face while trying not to blink. And in a sharp detour, we head to Am...

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Dec. 3, 2025

Trump Nods Off As His Cabinet Turns Into ‘Adult Daycare’

President Trump’s marathon Cabinet session devolves into doodles, typos, third-person motivational speeches, and a boom-mic Q&A nobody asked for. Russell Vought is drawing Bob Ross landscapes, Pete Hegseth arrives as the “sse...

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Dec. 2, 2025

Trump Goes Full Thumbs-of-Fury While DC Freaks Out Over a Missing Wed…

President Trump unleashes a late-night, one-hundred-sixty-post Truth Social rampage featuring conspiracy theories, political enemies, and his Home Alone 2 cameo… because why not. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth turns Franklin ...

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Dec. 2, 2025

Sleepy Don? Report Says Trump Slashes Workday, Naps Through Events

A bombshell report says Trump has gutted his schedule by nearly forty percent, is rolling into “official duties” after lunchtime, and keeps dozing through appearances — all while insisting he’s in peak shape after a mysteriou...

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Nov. 26, 2025

Trump pardons two turkeys - are the turkeys in The Epstein Files?

President Trump pardons Gobble and Waddle while taking a swing at Biden’s “invalid” autopen turkey pardon. Melania sets a record with the shortest Christmas tree ceremony in White House history, delivering a drive-by “beautif...

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Nov. 25, 2025

Trump eyes Jackie Chan comeback PLUS DC wants you to dress nicely for…

Trump wants a Rush Hour reboot and is pitching Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker like it’s nineteen ninety-eight again. Meanwhile, Usha Vance sparks online chaos by simply not wearing her wedding ring to Camp Lejeune. And the DOT ...

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Nov. 24, 2025

Greene quits Congress, Trump feuds with the Giants, and his Thanksgiv…

Marjorie Taylor Greene is cashing out and tapping out — quitting Congress after a spectacular breakup with President Trump while quietly watching her net worth explode from seven hundred thousand to twenty-five million. Patri...

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Nov. 21, 2025

“Arabic Numerals” Freakout, Trump–Mamdani Summit, and a Kimmel Late-N…

From Washington DC, Patrick Gutfield breaks down a truly chaotic Friday: viral outrage over “Arabic numerals,” Trump’s tense meeting with New York mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, the President’s explosive reaction to lawmakers wa...

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Nov. 20, 2025

The Other JD Vance, Trump’s Desk Theater, and MTG Turns on Trump

A man named James Donald Vance Jr. was arrested for threatening to kill President Trump and Vice President JD Vance, leading to the most confusing Secret Service paperwork in American history. We dig into Trump printing out h...

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Nov. 19, 2025

Trump Defends MBS, Melts Down Over Epstein Files, and Calls Reporter …

President Trump shrugged off the murder of Jamal Khashoggi with a casual “things happen,” snapped at reporters asking about the newly released Epstein emails, and even called one “Piggy.” We break down the jaw-dropping accusa...

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Nov. 18, 2025

Trump reverses on Epstein files as tensions rise with Venezuela and f…

Trump suddenly shifts course and urges House Republicans to release the Epstein files after weeks of trying to block them, sparking a feud with Marjorie Taylor Greene. At the same time, rising tensions with Venezuela collide ...

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Nov. 17, 2025

A Billie Eilish vs Elon Musk war? That sounds fun!

From Chicago — where President Trump demanded troops for the non-existent “Miracle Mile” — Ballot breaks down a day of presidential confusion, late-night energy bragging, and celebrity fury. Trump’s geography gaffe sets the t...

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Nov. 14, 2025

Megyn Kelly Defends 15… Trump Ducks Questions… and Kai’s Golf Facepla…

Megyn Kelly set the internet on fire after arguing a defense so deranged it made even her fans recoil. Then: Trump holds a foster-care event at the White House and delivers a speech that instantly went into the Word Salad Hal...

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Nov. 13, 2025

Trump calls Epstein emails a 'hoax'

Patrick Gutfield unpacks the latest political circus: Donald Trump's Truth Social meltdown over newly released Epstein emails. The president's response? Classic deflection - calling the potentially explosive documents a "hoax...

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Nov. 12, 2025

The Airports Are About to Get Even Worse

America’s skies are in meltdown as the shutdown leaves air traffic controllers unpaid, flights grounded, and Trump promising mystery bonuses from “some place.” Laura Ingraham actually does journalism for once, grilling him on...

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Nov. 11, 2025

MAGA Dating Meltdown in Washington, and Elon Musk’s ‘Grokipedia’ Trie…

The Washington dating scene is on fire — and not in the fun way. We dig into new reporting on why pro-Trump singles are struggling to find partners in the bluest city in America, where 92% of voters went Democrat and MAGA sta...

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Nov. 10, 2025

Inside Trump’s $300M Golden White House Ballroom: Glenn Beck Says It’…

Conservative host Glenn Beck says Trump personally told him the real reason he’s tearing down the East Wing and replacing it with a 90,000-square-foot, gold-soaked, bulletproof ballroom: foreign leaders only respect “power an...

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Nov. 6, 2025

Yes, We Clone: Brady’s Dog, Mamdani’s Win & Trump’s Cage Match

Zohran Mamdani makes history as New York’s first Muslim mayor, Tom Brady clones his dog because of course he does, and President Trump decides to celebrate his eightieth birthday with a UFC fight on the White House lawn. From...

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Nov. 6, 2025

Yes, We Can… Sing! Trump Melts Down as Mamdani Rises and Obama Hits B…

It was a bad week to be Donald Trump and a great one for anyone who likes seeing him lose. Democrats swept major races nationwide—Zohran Mamdani made history as New York’s first Muslim mayor, Gavin Newsom outmaneuvered Trump’...

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Nov. 5, 2025

Who Is Zohran Mamdani? The 34-Year-Old Socialist Who Just Shocked New…

Democrats just handed Donald Trump the political beating of his second term. In New York, 34-year-old democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani toppled Andrew Cuomo’s comeback bid and made history as the city’s first Muslim mayor. ...

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Nov. 4, 2025

Trump Endorses Cuomo, Threatens NYC, and Misses the Point Entirely

Donald Trump has officially endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York City mayor — yes, the same Cuomo who resigned in disgrace. Patrick Gutfield breaks down how the president’s new political strategy seems to be “find the least lik...

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Nov. 3, 2025

Trump Floats ‘Unstoppable’ JD Vance–Marco Rubio Ticket… While Hinting…

On Air Force One, President Donald Trump talked up Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio as an “unstoppable” 2028 ticket — then immediately blurred the line on whether he’d still be in the mix himself, re...

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Oct. 31, 2025

‘Knock-Off Versailles’: Gavin Newsom Torches Trump’s $300M White Hous…

California Governor Gavin Newsom is unloading on President Donald Trump’s 90,000-square-foot, bulletproof, $300 million White House ballroom — calling it a “knock-off Versailles” and blasting Trump for building a private pala...

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