If Looks Could Kill (1991) | Do You Even Movie?

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Richard Greco mistaken for a spy.
I can drive this baby out of here

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right now, right, yeah,
all I have to do is rescue a

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beautiful girl, save europe Graduate High
School. What that's you doing just like

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this, hey, Richard Griico.
No, probably if luks could kill right

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at PG thirteen, now playing at
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Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie
officionado David Denyer. Spoiler alert,

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that's right, my friends, we
are heading into quite the nostalgia trip right

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here on Do You Even? Movie? I'm, of course your host Enrique

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Kuto here with my good buddy and
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we Yeah, it's a treat.
This one is a big treat because if

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you are an elder millennial unlike this. Uh what did my therapist say?

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Oh god, my therapist was like, when you want to be mean to

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David, don't say like the really
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be a little bit nicer. Old, I'm just gonna check my email,

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all right, A right? Fair
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ship bag with this ship bag here, that was a long time. We

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We're enthusiasts. Yes, and that
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Is the concept of exactly what it
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here. Yes, and tonight we
are talking about if looks could Kill?

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So double d yes? What are
the deats the pertinent deeps? So the

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pertinent dats in regards to the film, we'll go with synopsis and I have

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several to choose from, So you
tell me which one you like the best?

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Hat from all. So this is
off the back of the Warner DVD.

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It says, check it out.
Who's the tuxedo guy in the awesome,

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cheery red Machine make Way Bill and
Ted? Here comes Richard Griico in

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his very way Bill and Ted his
very own excellent adventure make make Way Bill

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and Ted. Okay, So,
in the film business, which I happen

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to know a little bit about,
there's a thing called comp titles. Yeah,

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comparable titles right. Comp titles are
super handy because it allows you to

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basically in shorthand tell somebody you're trying
to sell a movie to, Hey,

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it's like this, so that they
can get an idea of how they would

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market it, or how they should
understand it, or where it would fit

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in their business. Yeah. That
being said, what year was this movie?

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Nineteen one? Comparing it to Bill
and Ted is just that's grasping its

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straws until I get more attorney.
I guess that's just like punching at them

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for for No, this is not
a movie that is really going hard.

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No for that Bill and Ted on
at all? Am I am? I

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am? I not crazy? You're
right. I don't think you're crazy at

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all. I when I read the
back of this, which I'll continue Grico

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Mobsters TV's twenty one Jump Street plays
teenage in Michael Corbin and If Luks Could

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Kill a bodaciously fun spy Spooth,
also starring Linda Hunt, Roger Rees,

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Gabrielle Anwar and It's an adventure that's
styling from the start. Needing a class

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credit for graduation, Michael goes to
Europe with the French Club for what he

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hopes will be breezing Babe Safari.
Instead, instead, he's mistaken for a

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top superspy, loaded up with lots
of righteous espionage gear and given a totally

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cool car. He's having the time
of someone else's life. Not all he

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has to do is save Europe and
graduate from high school. No problem.

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I've only done one of those,
but you would never guess which one it

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is. Never ever. So that's
the back of the Warner DVD, right,

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And that's even crazier because that Warner
DVD had to have been published at

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minimum in the last twenty years.
Try I think ten. I know,

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I'm just saying that DVD didn't exist
in nineteen ninety one. So wow,

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here's IMDb. Oh okay, Michael
has to take summer class in French,

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a class trip to France to graduate
high school. He is, however,

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mistaken for an agent and people try
to kill him. There there are double

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oh seven. He's mistaken for an
agent. Yes, he is mistaken for

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an agent. Taken for an agent. So people are like, whoa,

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I heard you booked Perian a God
commercials for actors. You're dead, You're

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dead. I love it. It's
like swimming with sharks. Here's the end.

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There are double oh seven style cars, QTS, Crooks, et cetera.

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So and by QTS it's referring to
Clementine Orange. Yes, here's letterboxed.

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Michael Corbin, along with the rest
of his high school French class,

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sets out for a trip to France. When he is mistaken for an agent

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of the same name, he is
besieged by both good guys and the bad

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guys. British Intelligent Intelligence outfits him
with a series of James Bond like Gizmo's

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and Storenko sends more would be assassins
after him. Can Michael stop the evil

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Storenko's plans for European domination? There's
that, okay, and then finally here's

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Google. Before he can graduate,
Cocky high school student Michael Corbin played by

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Richard Grico travels to France on a
school trip to earn missing French credit,

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But when a British Intelligent agent mistakes
Michael for a spy of the same name,

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they rush him to headquarters and assign
him to capture the evil Augustus Durenco

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played by Roger Rees. Using a
plethora of Spiono's gadgetry Michael has the time

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of his life until he crosses pass
with two assassins played by Tom Rack and

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Carol Davis who want him dead.
None of those are good. No,

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there's not a single synopsis. When
you're reading a synopsis from IMDb, then

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you have to take it with a
grain of salt, knowing that the person

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who wrote it is incurably insane,
has a plethora of illnesses both mental and

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physical, and has been dead for
months. Yeah, so, but those

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are all not they're good, very
so double d. If you had to

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tell our audio audience, if you
wanted to be kind enough to tell them

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what the hell is if looks could
kill? So it looks could kill.

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As a film from nineteen ninety one
starring Richard Griico, who plays Michael Corbyn.

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Corbyn is essentially a high school student
who is graduating, except he's not.

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Oh he's well, he's a classic
like Ferris Bueller slacker type. Yeah

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he's cool. He's cool, but
also things don't always work out the way

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he'd like them too, so he
also gets like smacked down by life,

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s backed down by life. He
didn't attend his French class, so he

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missed out on his French credit,
so he cannot graduate. So he has

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the option of going to summer school, except summer school is not being taught

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by missus Grover. His French teacher
is being or she is taking the class

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on a trip to France. So
somehow he ends up getting to go on

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the trip to France to get his
credit, and in doing so he ends

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up crossing paths with the gentleman of
the same name, that is an intelligence

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agent that ends up getting assassinated in
the airport. He takes his first class

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ticket, goes in onto the flight, and then British intelligence mistakes him as

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soon as he gets off the plane, and now he has to save I

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don't want to say, is it
the world? Well, it's like a

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bunch of world leaders. Yeah,
it's a bunch of world leaders. He

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has to save them. Way too
long for the box, the back of

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the box. I don't know what
you want? What you want me?

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You could have just said, through
mistaken identity a high school okay, school

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student, here, let me through
a case of mistaken identity. A high

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schooler who is not necessarily the best
dudent ever has to stand in place of

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the best super spy ever. In
a wacky rump that screams where the nineties?

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Oh my god, so it just
looks good killed. I just pulled

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it up just for the just for
the hell of it. The back of

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the VHS. Oh your Warner is
the Warner Archives. D Oh. So

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they just copied it, which makes
perfect sense, you know, I you

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know if you heard that saying,
you know, I apologize. If I

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had had more time, I would
have written you a shorter letter. I

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should have elevator pitched it. And
I didn't think about it all right,

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I mean, I just wanted to
get a quick one across, considering the

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fact that the rest of the program
is using the whole movie or what we

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love about it and stuff like that. Of course at the beginning of the

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show you should have been warned.
But if if you haven't, spoiler alert,

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we we do have. We're maggotty
with spoilers. There's do you even

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movie? No way for us to
talk about this one, especially without spoiling

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a lot, because for one,
it's an eighty eight minute runtime. Okay,

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And I mean yeah, I mean
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back then that was a little bit
more common, a little bit more common

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some people get mad when you complain
about movies being long all the time.

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Yeah, you know, I did
like a world when it was easier to

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fit going to a movie into my
week. Yeah, I have sometimes it's

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like two and a half hours.
You're like, why do I have to

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test my bladder to see this movie? As much as a nerd as I

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am, I have a I have
playlists on my Voodoo that is called David's

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Bedtime Stories, and all the films
are nic a Serbian film, No,

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a Serbian film. No, They're
ninety minutes or less, and they fit

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in that time slot. So I
can put something on if I want to

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either fall asleep to it or if
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put a ninety minute movie on.
But is a Serbian film under ninety minutes?

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No, I don't believe it is. I think it's I think it's

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like ninety five is so you had
well, but they cut it down for

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fiah so there you go. Yeah, yeah, you got to talk about

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it. Uh oh, watch out, guys, it's a hot take.

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You wanna you wanna, you wanna
lay one on everybody. All I'm gonna

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say is if if Voodoo is using
cover art for it. Okay, So

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so what happened was I I had
a friend who wanted to see a Serbian

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film. And if you're not familiar
with the Serbian well that's a friend right

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there. Yeah, if you're not
familiar with Serbian film, keep it that

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way. Yeah, I mean probably
you're it probably isn't for you if you

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ever heard about it. It's a
modern right of passage film, yeah,

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kind of the way films like Cannibal
Holocaust were or Faces of Death is probably

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the most famous kind of like that's
how you know you're like the edge lord

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fifteen year old seat when when I
was a boy. When I was a

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boy, we would rent tapes and
celebrate the defeating of Hitler. Yeah,

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and and then and then we would
take our tapes and fend off dinosaurs in

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order to get to a VCR.
But no, uh, there was this

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whole era where it was like you
were you had to see these certain movies.

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Absolutely, and Dave. I like
to pick on Dave for a lot

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of reasons, very good reasons.
Yeah. I mean he's literally like there's

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a tag right above his butt crack
that is a hot topic label. But

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no, I like to pick on
David, but he's just a smidge younger

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than I am, about six seven
years younger. Yeah, so I had

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a lot more of the pure ass
VHS era than you. You had more

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of a like renting DVDs era.
Yeah. I bought VHS's towards towards that

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point because I bought VHS is when
it was cool, not because it was

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no only way, no, no, no no. DVD was out at

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that point. But the getting a
VHS at the flea market, Dixie flea

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Market was super. I mean you
could get him for like twenty five apiece.

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So I started building my VHS collection
when I was six five or six.

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Wow, anyway, he was beating
the chicks off with a with a

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pointed stick. I digress. So
Serbian film went up on Voodoo, And

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for anybody who knows about Serbian film, you're probably aware that it has not

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been available uncut since I don't know
how long I mean there was there was

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an uncut release that came out.
You could I couldn't tell you for sure.

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Tail end of like the early two
thousands, I want to say,

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and Fyu carried it. But anyway, so Voodoo puts up a Serbian film

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and it says uncut and unrated on
the box art, so on their cover

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art, I'm like, okay,
well it's got to be. And I

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checked the run time and everything tracked, except when I went to go watch

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it, it clearly was the R
rated cut and not not the unrated heinous

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that everybody has come to no cut. So yeah, and that made David

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very sad. It made me upset
because it was false advertising. And we

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can end the story there. Well, it was the distributor's fault. Yeah,

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they just used the art they have. Well, and now that I

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know that, I've picked up on
multiple things on Voodoo that have that exact

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same issue. When when Amazon Prime
first started allowing people to release their independent

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movies, one of the big things
they would like scream at the top of

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their lungs, was like, there
better not be a DVD logo on your

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artwork, there better not be the
credits at the bottom, and there better

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not be a like comings to a
theater near you. Were like, they

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were always adam it about that stuff
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that's that's one thing worth pointing out.

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Yeah, but so what do what
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first of all, I mean,
what do we want to talk about?

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We want to talk about how we
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we've got how can how can this
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go ahead and kick you right in
the nuts right away. If Looks Could

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Kill is not super easy to find
streaming at all. You cannot rent it,

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unfortunately, and so you have to
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see it, which you can get
from Warner Archive. They have an eight

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dollars and twenty nine DVD you can
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can see it. So, unfortunately, we are talking about a movie that's

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not super easy to come by,
but we are talking about it because we

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love this movie and we both had
it, and because and because there's another

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film named If Looks Could Kill that
David thought, where's this movie? Thought

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available? That I thought it was
readily available. So no, no,

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it's fine. The only request I
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movies be available, and you were
like, no, you did say that

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we could squeeze one in there from
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this is? This I don't appreciate
you saying I would say that sentence any

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pease, no, David, do
you even? Movie will be right back,

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welcome back to do you even?
Movie. Let's get jump into who's

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in front of the camera. We're
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line, which is a show business
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Yes, so people end things because
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no, like things like above the
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just anything in front of the lens. So you have Richard Griico, who

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plays Michael Corbett in this. He
had what this was his film debut,

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his feature film debut. He had
been in One Life to Live in nineteen

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eighty seven. He'd been on Who's
the Boss in eighty eight, Facts of

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Life in eighty eight, of course
twenty one Jump Street. He played famously

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Jammis Booker in nineteen eighty eight to
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The same year, If Looks Could
Kill comes out, one of my

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favorite films is probably gonna be a
future episode Mobsters also comes out. Oh

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Chaz, yeah yeah yeah. From
that point he goes and does The Demolitionist

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in nineteen ninety five. He does
a lot of B movies between then.

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At Night at the Roxbury in nineteen
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Jump Street and twenty fourteen Demolitionist.
Have we watched that? I don't know.

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It was one of those titles that
I saw in his resume and I

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was like, I think I've seen
it, But was that they were they

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trying to like write the coattails of
demolition Man. Probably it was around the

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same time, so yeah, probably
okay. And he was in that movie

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you and I watched a couple of
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eighteen, that horror film that was
a New Year's Center. Oh yeah,

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I like that one. Yeah.
So you got Richard Rico. He plays

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Michael Corbyn. He's your main character, your villains in this one. You

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have Roger Rees who was playing Augustus
Storenco. He was in Star eighty in

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nineteen eighty three. I first saw
him as a in the Christmas Carol with

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George he Scott. In eighty four
he plays his cousin Fred. He's in

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Stopper My Mom Will Shoot in nineteen
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of Rodingham and Robin Hood been in
Tights in ninety three, which is where

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I will forever know him. Yeah. Absolutely, And it's it's funny that

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he's the sheriff of rod Adingham and
Robin Hood been in tights. But he's

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like wicked, serious actor he is. I like that about it. Oh

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yeah's like he could have been in
the costner Robin Hood. Apparently a lot

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of people I didn't realize this,
but apparently a lot of people knew him

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from Cheers. He was on Cheers, on Sheers for a little bit.

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Oh played norm No, no,
no, I had no idea he was

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Cheers. Well. He was also
a voice in the nineteen ninety five cartoons

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Gargoyles. He appeared on OZ.
He was in an episode. Oh no,

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I remember that. He was the
in OZ. He was the what

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do you call it? The newsman. He was like a investigative journalist.

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Yeah, he was an investigative journalist
on it. And he ends up staying

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in the cell with Cyril O'Reilly and
we are not. I have been told,

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I have been told I'm not allowed
to talk about OZ for more than

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thirty five seconds straight unless the topic
of the show is oz So. Yes,

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but this guy's got a pedigree to
end all pedigree, and unfortunately we

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lost him a few years ago.
I want to say it was like I

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think twenty twenty fifteen or twenty sixteen, we unfortunately lost him. I think

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to cancer. That's too bad.
I mean, well, let me tell

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you here's one of the most fun
elements of movie fandom. Yeah, and

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I found this out doing my other
show, Popcorn Fodder, which you direct,

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which is a movie hosting show.
That what we do, boy time

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sure does go on. And the
more we would do deep dives into the

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background and history of these movies,
the more it'd be like, oh right,

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Like you know, it's just like
every second is further away from when

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that movie was made. Therefore you're
doing an infinite amount of death dedications.

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I remember when we were doing Popcorn
Fodder, I started to feeling like Casey

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Kasem, I just wanted to be
like, what am I doing with this

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goddamn death dedication because I'd be like, boy, that scene sure was silly.

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When the woman punched the gorilla while
she was topless. The man who

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played the gorilla unfortunately passed away in
two thousand and seven. That was that

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was like, I mean, that
didn't literally happen, but it was damn

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near Like yeah, so unfortunately.
Yeah, when it comes to major fandom

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of cinema, there's just gonna be
so many people passing away, and you

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know, and we're not gonna do
only older movies. We'll talk about contemporary

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ones too, absolutely so, so
tell us some more. We also have

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Linda Hunt, who plays Roger Reza
Augustus Storenko's henchwoman. She is ilsa grunt.

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She was in Popeye in nineteen eighty, Year of Living Dangerously in eighty

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two, David Cronenberg's or is it
Croneberger Lynch Dune in eighty four. I

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think it's Lynch. Yeah, it's
David Lynch. Okay. Yeah. She

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doubled in nineteen eighty nine, Kindergarten
Cop of Course in nineteen ninety oh.

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Oh, and she is one of
the for that era, the most recognizable

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female character actors. Yeah. And
she was in Pocahontas in ninety five as

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the voice of Grandmother Willow. She
was in the Relic in ninety seven and

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I found out this. I've played
these games. I didn't even think about

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it. She's the main narrator on
the God of War Games. I had

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no idea. Yeah, so do
you also have Robin Bartlett, who plays

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Patricia Grover Missus Grover, the French
teacher. She was in Oh wait never

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sorry, Sorry, I almost confused
her for that woman who was always screeching

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in Austin Powers. Yeah, but
I'm wrong. But for a second I

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thought that was her, and I'm
wrong. So Robin Bartlett was in Sophie's

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Choice in nineteen eighty, to Baby
Boom in eighty seven, Moonstruck in eighty

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seven, Lean On Me in eighty
nine, Crimes and Misdemeanors in eighty nine,

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Dangerous Minds in ninety five. Man, you've got a bunch of other

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people in this, such as Oliver
Deer, who is William Deere is the

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director of this film, which we'll
get into the next segment. His son,

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Oliver Deer plays Kent, who is
Corbyn's best friend in the movie.

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He was in Time Writer, The
Adventures of Lyle Swan and eighty two.

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He did Amazing Stories in eighty five. He was in a lot of people

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did Amazing Stories. We'll get say
Amazing Stories as well, which is worth

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mentioning because when you have a show
as massive as say in Amazing Stories,

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or more so when we were like
our eras was like Law and Order,

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the later Star Trek series. Yeah, if you were a working actor and

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you didn't set foot on those sets, then you were eating cat food.

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You know, you were not working
kid. Absolutely, So you've got Gabrielle

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Amoire who plays Mrska Blade. She
was instead of a woman in nineteen ninety

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two Body Snatchers in ninety three,
Yes, the good Body Snatchers. Wait,

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which actress was the main chick,
the spy chick. Oh yeah,

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she totally is in Body Statues,
which highly underrated. Definitely a future episode.

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It's a lot about body statures.
That is such a great nineties film

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until the studio ruined the ending.
Yeah, hey, you know, I'm

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not here to be angry. Actually
that's exactly what I'm here for. We've

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also got Tom Rack who plays Zigsfeld. He is another assassin in it.

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He was in one of my favorite
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But the reason I put him on
here, Enrique, is because he

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was the pinball wizard Security in the
Tail of the Pinball Wizard and Are You

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Afraid of the Dark, And he's
also the Watcher in the Woods and the

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Tail of the Watcher in the Woods. Wait, so this is which actor

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the guy that has the hand,
the robot hand he was. And there's

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another Tales from the or Not Are
You Afraid of the Dark alumni in this,

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although it's a brief role during the
card scene. Yeah, remember the

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guy who steps out and says like, beat beating up? Is this older

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looking British guy? He was old
Man Cochrane in the in the the kids

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playing Hide and Seek in the graveyard. Ye, how we had like the

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white face in the harmonica. Totally, that's totally him, that's totally him.

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Yeah, Holy hell. Was this
shot in Canada? Yeah? Oh

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well then it's not a mystery at
all. That's like going you know,

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oh it's kind of cloudy. Yeah, they shot it in Connecticut. Yeah.

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So the last one I'm gonna mention
is Frederick Coffin. He plays Lieutenant

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Colonel LaBrie in this. He was
also in Alone in the Dark to Jack

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Shoulder film in nineteen eighty two,
phenomenal flick Shoot to Kill with the Sidney

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Poitier and Tom Berenger in nineteen eighty
eight Hard to Kill. He is Segall's

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best buddy in that, the one
that to protect his son at the one

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point in the train station okay,
yeah. And he was also in Wayne's

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world, of course, because he's
the cop where he's like, it's a

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shame what they did to your program. It was a nice little uh when

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they go into the diner, he's
the he's the guy that also gives Rob

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Low the body cavity search. Well
oh oh yeah, oh him. He's

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another one of those characters. That's
one thing about the nineties I find.

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I don't know how if other people
feel this way, Yeah, but I

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feel like a coziness just from the
character actors I was used to seeing in

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everything when I was a young lad. I get the so and he was

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one that was in so many films, yeah, so many films. And

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the last one I want to mention
is Robert d Or Rodger Daltrey of The

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Who makes a brief appearance in this. He is Blade, the secret agent

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that is killed that basically kind of
starts everything in the movie The Who,

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The Who Who, Teenage Wasteland,
Boba O'Reilly, who are you sleep boy?

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Camp three? I knew you were
going to say that. Well,

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I mean, I'm anything if not
predictable. So that is the above line,

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moving to below the line, who's
behind the camera? We had the

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director William Dear. He did Northville
Cemetery Massacre in nineteen seventy six, which

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sounds like a really fun movie that
I saw in his resume. How have

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we not seen? I'm going to
look into and I'll let you know,

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Okay, because no, that's I'm
mad. Yeah. He He directed several

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episodes at SNL in nineteen eighty one. He did Playboy Collector's Edition Volume two

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in nineteen eighty three, a classic
that both of us are very well aware

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of. He directed Gary Shandling Alone
in Vegas in nineteen eighty four. I

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have How have I not seen that? It's one of his Ya, it's

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one of the stand ups. Oh
it's a stand up? Okay, well

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I thought it was a film.
I was like, I was like,

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how have I missed a Gary Shandling
vehicle? He did Amazing Stories in nineteen

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eighty five. Okay, okay.
He directed and I believe wrote Harry and

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the Hendersons in nineteen eighty seven.
He did the Dinosaurs TV series in ninety

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one, directed Angels in the Outfield
in ninety four, Wild America in ninety

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seven, and this one Angels again
the Outfield. Yeah, I love Adels

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in the Outfield. Ye, my
bad future. Well, it's no Rookie

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of the Year. That's not Isn't
it wild? How that happens that two

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movies will come out. I mean
not that Angels in the Outfield and Rookie

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of the Year are that similar,
but they're about kids playing base baseball,

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and they happened like right around the
same time. And I've heard of that

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happening a lot in the movie business
where completely independent. My favorite example is

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Observant Report. Observant Report and Paul
Blart Mall Cop. Yeah, both being

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made at the same time, but
completely independent. Nobody had any idea that

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that was happening. No, they
did not. So the writer on this

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is mister Fred Decker. We will
probably say his name a little a lot

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on this on this series. I
would imagine, why would we mentioned Fred

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Decker. I think we're just both
big Fred Decker fans. So I feel

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like his filmography is probably gonna get
entirely covered at some point. I mean,

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I will say that I've always truly
admired RoboCop three. I like Robo

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Cop three. I enjoy Robo Cop
three quite a bit. No, no,

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Fred Decker, I mean is the
stuff of legend. Yeah, Fred

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Decker gave us Night of the Creeps. I just watched Night of the Creeps

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in the theater for Halloween screening and
it holds up. Oh yeah, So

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well it is a NonStop fun flick. And I'm not just saying that because

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it turns out I'm pals with the
guy that the character JC was named after.

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Shout out to you, Kappy,
I know you're watching, and but

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like, not only because of that, but but it was just it just

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it just freaking books. Yeah.
And then of course the film that meant

404
00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:07.599
go ahead. Everything to me as
a kid, everything to me, I

405
00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:14.079
know, is a little film called
Monster Squad, Yes, and Monster Squad

406
00:27:14.200 --> 00:27:18.039
for those who are uninitiated. It's
about a group of kids who are tasked

407
00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:23.759
with defeating Dracula, the Wolfman,
mummy creature from a creature not from a

408
00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:29.440
black lagoon. And well, I
kind of Frank and Stein basically the way

409
00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:32.640
I usually like to describe the film
is I like to say, Okay,

410
00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:36.640
so Dracula, Wolfman, Mummy,
Creature, and Frankenson all come to a

411
00:27:36.680 --> 00:27:41.160
town looking for an ambulant and only
a group of eleven year olds can stop

412
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:45.759
them solid and it is so fun. That movie was such a stalwart VHS

413
00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:49.119
when I was a kid, when
you were coming up, it was probably

414
00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:53.400
hard to find it was. It
was one of those movies that was always

415
00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:56.680
like in fangoria or horror hend like
people were talking about Yeah, well people,

416
00:27:57.079 --> 00:28:00.799
a lot of people love that movie. Yeah, but you can well

417
00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:04.200
it kind of was a film that
was that was made outside of its time.

418
00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:10.880
It didn't really make sense for it
to come out in the eighties,

419
00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:15.240
Yeah, because there weren't a lot
of monster kids anymore. No, not

420
00:28:14.759 --> 00:28:18.480
really, not a ton. The
monster kid era was like the sixties.

421
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:22.039
The fifties and sixties was like when
Famous Monsters and all these other magazines were

422
00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:30.880
at their heyday. So to have
this movie with basically the not you know,

423
00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:34.319
not litigious versions of universal monsters,
because they wanted that film to be

424
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:40.599
at universal. They wanted it to
be an actual, like somewhat canonical universal

425
00:28:40.599 --> 00:28:42.759
monster. But it makes perfect sense. But Universe was just like, yeah,

426
00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:47.039
well it'll it'll flop, but what
are they? Oh it did.

427
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:49.160
And that's the other thing. Some
of my friends. I'm thinking of my

428
00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:52.400
buddy wolf Dan, some of my
friends, they get mad when I point

429
00:28:52.400 --> 00:28:56.440
out that it flopped because They're like, it shouldn't have flopped. And I'm

430
00:28:56.440 --> 00:28:59.759
like, I'm not gonna say it
shouldn't have. It's a great film.

431
00:29:00.279 --> 00:29:03.599
But maybe it's just the jadedness from
working in show business for so long.

432
00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:10.720
But just because the movie's great doesn't
mean it can succeed. No, And

433
00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:15.759
that movie's wonderful. It did nothing
but capture my imagination and make me have

434
00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:18.119
warm and fuzzies and I'll never forget. When it came out on DVD,

435
00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:22.119
I was like twenty or nineteen years
old, and I grabbed the movie and

436
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:26.000
the first thing I did was I
set it aside, and three weeks later

437
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:29.559
I came home. I was living
in Jersey at the time. I came

438
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:32.119
home to Ohio to see my mom
for my birthday and I was like,

439
00:29:32.200 --> 00:29:34.240
we gotta watch this, and I
made her put it on her living room

440
00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:37.960
DVD player and I was like,
we're watching this, and literally about ten

441
00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:41.920
minutes in my mom was like,
you watched this a million times when you

442
00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:45.440
were a kid, and I was
like, yeah, because the VHS tape

443
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:48.279
broke broke it, and then I
freaked out till we found another one,

444
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:52.440
which was not easy to do.
So Fred Decker. And there's even more

445
00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:53.400
too, in which you'll touch on
a second. Yeah, but I have

446
00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:57.640
to say one hundred percent Fred Decker
in my world. Og. Yeah,

447
00:29:57.640 --> 00:30:03.440
one hundred percent totally bitchin no Love. Fred Decker RoboCop three in nineteen eighty

448
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:06.880
three. As Enrique said, he
was also the writer of House in nineteen

449
00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:10.720
eighty five, The William Castle or
Not William Castle? What William asks about

450
00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:15.720
William Castle Knight of the Creeps.
Of course, he wrote. He wrote

451
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:18.880
one of my favorite movies, Ricochet
in ninety one. It's a highly prolific

452
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:22.039
writer. Yeah, and all the
stuff he's written, for the most part,

453
00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:25.000
has been highly memoried. No,
The Predator of twenty eighteen's his last

454
00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:26.519
one on the resume right now,
which he did with his buddy Shane Black.

455
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:30.160
Yes, he did, which I'm
gonna make the joke first, another

456
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:34.400
Black and Decker production. I got
to that before everybody else. So Decker

457
00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:38.039
did the movie under a title that
actually did get released overseas of Teenagent.

458
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:41.680
So that's what the screenplay was,
an Agent, Teenagent. That's what you

459
00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:45.359
can find all the where was it
released as Teenagent? UK? I was

460
00:30:45.400 --> 00:30:47.119
gonna make a joke because I was
like, well, it couldn't have been

461
00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:52.400
in countries without English because they wouldn't
get the pun. Do You Even?

462
00:30:52.519 --> 00:31:04.079
Movie will be right back, welcome
back to do You Even? Movie?

463
00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:11.759
So Teenage it was the script that
came out. Decker has said in an

464
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:15.880
interview, I found that he did
not really like the final product so much.

465
00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:19.599
It was very different from his script
he wanted. He said, Greco

466
00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:26.000
wasn't who he imagined. He imagined
somebody like Anthony Michael Hall. Okay,

467
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:30.119
I mean I could see that,
see I think, okay, because I

468
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:33.680
think Greek's perfect. Anthony Michael Hall
would be more of like a spas.

469
00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:37.039
Have you ever seen Out of Bounds, the action thriller that Hall did in

470
00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:41.039
the eighties with Jeff Kober chasing him. No, oh God, that sounds

471
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:44.599
great. So he's like a farm
boy that comes to the city to I

472
00:31:44.599 --> 00:31:47.079
think it's his brother. He had
to live with his brother for a little

473
00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:48.640
bit. While he finds a job
and he ends up getting a bag mixed

474
00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:52.119
up with like I think it's either
money or drugs at a train station.

475
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:57.680
Yeah, and the guy Coober follows
him home, kills the brother and his

476
00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:00.960
girlfriend or his wife, and then
Hall is now on the run from this

477
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:06.000
guy with this money or drugs and
it's fucking intense. Wow, it is

478
00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:09.240
good. That sounds good. No, that sounds really good. Wow.

479
00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:14.960
Yeah. No for me, Anthony
Michael Hall, I stand by would have

480
00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:19.119
made it more of a spaz and
I kind of like that. It was

481
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:22.839
more of a Ferris Bueller kind of
style. That's absolutely something that as soon

482
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:24.079
as I said it, when I
was trying to describe the movie, quickly

483
00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:27.759
it dawned on me. I was
like, that's actually a really good way

484
00:32:27.799 --> 00:32:31.920
to describe it, because Mueller is
a great example in cinema of the slacker

485
00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:37.079
character that is not perfect though though
he's still a screw up. He still

486
00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:40.799
makes big mistakes, people still get
mad at him, he still struggles to

487
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:45.119
pass his classes. He's more of
a guy who thinks he has it all

488
00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:50.000
figured out, ye, not someone
who actually does. And that's why I

489
00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:54.279
love the opening of the movie.
Ye Greco or Greg Greco, sorry Greco

490
00:32:54.680 --> 00:33:00.240
Greco Roman Wrestling. Rico literally gets
his diploma and he's all like, yeah,

491
00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:02.920
you know, thanks a lot,
and then they're like, uh yeah,

492
00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:06.359
the fun is just begun. And
he opens it up and it says

493
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:09.799
incocomplete his French class. So anyway, yeah, yeah, I love I

494
00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:13.240
love the way this film came together. Yeah, I could see what Decker

495
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:15.839
was going for, but I think
that they I can't imagine the movie without

496
00:33:15.880 --> 00:33:20.599
a well smarmy butt head. And
that's where Darren Stark COM's and he wrote

497
00:33:20.640 --> 00:33:22.759
the screenplay. He had done doing
Time on Earth in nineteen eighty eight,

498
00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:28.319
Bill and Ted's excelland Adventure in ninety
two. Okay, well, and then

499
00:33:28.359 --> 00:33:30.880
they just crap on it. Yep, Melrose Place, it's just back Melro's

500
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:34.599
Place in nineteen ninety two, Beverly
Hills, nine oh two one Oho and

501
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.440
two thousand. Sex in the City. He did a bunch of Sex in

502
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:42.240
the City, like hundreds of episodes
Younger, the VH one show in twenty

503
00:33:42.279 --> 00:33:45.240
fifteen, and he also did a
bunch of episodes for Milli in Paris,

504
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.839
the Netflix show. So he's done
a lot of writing and is still doing

505
00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:52.039
it to this day. Music in
the film is done by David Foster.

506
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:57.400
He had worked with the likes of
Chicago Kenny Loggins. He did the soundtrack

507
00:33:57.400 --> 00:34:00.519
for Saint Almost Fire, Shaka Khan, One Good Cop, the Michael Keaton

508
00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:02.640
movie that I don't know if you've
ever seen. Not one of my favorites,

509
00:34:02.680 --> 00:34:06.359
but a pretty good score it.
It sounds familiar, but yeah.

510
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:09.199
Also worked with Whitney Houston and Madonna
as well. So the score in this

511
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:14.760
film, for my money really really
freaking works. Oh you didn't pay for

512
00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:17.039
it, so I do what that
matters? Your money doesn't matter here White

513
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:22.119
Boy continuing on this movie, was
the cinematographer of Douglas Milsom. He was

514
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:25.880
the focus, poller and clapper on
such films as that's what it's said on

515
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:30.599
IMDb. This is where we're going, This is the where we're digging,

516
00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:32.920
and do you even movie? This
is where we're digging because this is fucking

517
00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:37.719
awesome. So wait, just wait, I'll be the judge of that blow

518
00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:40.400
up. In nineteen sixty six,
Okay, phenomenal movie. Casina Royale sixty

519
00:34:40.440 --> 00:34:45.360
seven, A fine movie. A
clockwork Orange in nineteen seventy one, a

520
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:47.199
couple people. I have seen that
one. Barry Lyndon in nineteen seventy five.

521
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:50.079
Okay, that's cool. I'll give
you that one. That's cool.

522
00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:54.239
The Spy Who Loved Me in seventy
seven. He becomes the camera operator on

523
00:34:54.320 --> 00:34:59.119
The Shining in nineteen eighty Oh he
was the camera operator yep. And then

524
00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:02.719
he is a Then he is full
on basically cinematographer from this point on.

525
00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:07.199
In Highlander in nineteen eighty six,
a great film, Full Metal Jacket in

526
00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:09.400
eighty seven. Oh, so I
came back. He was cooper back to

527
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:15.239
Kubrick. The only thing more impressive
than working for Kubrick is working for Kubrick

528
00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:21.039
again. Yeah, you either have
an incredible wherewithal or a gambling part.

529
00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:25.119
Yeah. So Desperate Hours in nineteen
ninety, Robin Hood Princes the Thieves in

530
00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:30.599
nineteen ninety one. It's pronounced five, Body of Evidence in ninety two,

531
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:35.320
Sunset Grill in nineteen ninety three.
Remember that one with Peter Weller, that

532
00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:38.159
Cinema of the Noir. I showed
you where with the Voodoo and shit.

533
00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:43.400
Oh yeah, that movie's out of
its mind. Rumpel Still Skin in nineteen

534
00:35:43.440 --> 00:35:50.159
ninety five. In My opinion an
absolute nineties kid classic, because if you

535
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:52.519
didn't watch Rumpel's Stilt Skin. Yeah, as a kid in the nineties,

536
00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:58.719
most didn't know. But I'll tell
you what you did. Do you looked

537
00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:00.880
on in fear at the HS box. Oh my god, yes you did.

538
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:04.679
Yeah. That's a good that's a
good creepy box cover. So to

539
00:36:04.760 --> 00:36:08.400
cap Milsom nineteen ninety seven breakdown.
So this guy has a hell of a

540
00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:12.840
resume for cinematography. Moving on to
the editor on this, I want to

541
00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:14.960
mention. I mean, one of
the things that the first things when we

542
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:17.920
became buddies that I blew your mind
about was I would tell you, hey,

543
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:23.639
take a minute, look at those
cinematographers, because not a joke.

544
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:31.639
You can literally look at a movie
like pick a big Hollywood movie like I

545
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:36.800
was looking at this is forty.
Yeah, literally click on this is forty,

546
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:38.480
click on the cinematographer. Ed It'll
be like scroll back, It'll be

547
00:36:38.519 --> 00:36:45.559
like first film, Stripped to Kill
Two Live Girls. I happen to be

548
00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:47.519
a fan of strip to Kill Two
Live Girls. But my point being,

549
00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:55.199
dps will go from the lowliest film
to one of the most important films.

550
00:36:55.280 --> 00:37:00.159
Sometimes in less than a decade or
even less than a year sometime, if

551
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:04.760
I'm remembering correctly, Dean Coundy,
who went on to shoot not only Halloween,

552
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:07.599
not only Jurassic Park, not only
he shut Back to the Future right

553
00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:13.280
Road House to the Future, but
Satan's Cheerleaders. Yes, was one of

554
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:16.320
his first credits, a movie I
bought on DVD for like eight dollars and

555
00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:21.360
then was like, well that was
that was Satan's Cheerleaders, and moved on

556
00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:23.480
with my life. So I'm not
saying I'm not not to crap on Satan's

557
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:27.199
Cheerleaders, but my point is,
you know, you would not you would

558
00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:30.000
be like, oh, yeah,
of course humble beginnings with Halloween, which

559
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:31.800
just happened to become a classic.
Yeah, oh no, my friend,

560
00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:37.480
he did Satan's Cheerleaders as well.
Yeah. I just love that about cinematographers.

561
00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:40.639
They get around because the fact of
the matter is, and maybe this

562
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:45.519
is going to shock people, but
a film has to have a camera,

563
00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:50.199
and the camera has to be pointed
at things, and it has to be

564
00:37:50.199 --> 00:37:53.000
in focus, and Dave has to
just cough and cough because he does not

565
00:37:53.199 --> 00:38:00.079
respect the audience. And I'll Enrique
is right, and also handsome. So

566
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:04.920
there you go. For the listeners
and viewers. This is my first time

567
00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:07.760
hearing these, so my reactions are
all I thought you were saying, this

568
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:10.719
is my first time talking, and
I was gonna go, you know what,

569
00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:15.079
fair, fair fair? So moving
on, the editor of this film

570
00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:17.039
is John F. Link. He
was an editor on Race with the Devil

571
00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:21.840
in nineteen seventy five, Stay Hungry
in nineteen seventy six. Okay, a

572
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:24.840
little film called Commando in nineteen eighty
five. Oh you mean Suburban Command Suburban

573
00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:28.239
Commando? No I do not,
I mean I mean the good Commando.

574
00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:32.840
So Suburban command Oh would you stop? Predator in nineteen eighty seven, Die

575
00:38:32.880 --> 00:38:37.280
Hard in nineteen eighty eight, Okay, Roadhouse in nineteen eighty nine, Hard

576
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:40.320
to Kill in nineteen ninety, Hand
That Rocks, the Cradle in ninety two,

577
00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:44.559
Mighty Ducks in ninety two, The
Big Green in ninety five, The

578
00:38:44.679 --> 00:38:49.559
Quest in ninety six, and nineteen
ninety. Cherry Falls, Well, that's

579
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:52.639
an underrated class Cherry Falls. But
also I don't know why you didn't just

580
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:55.000
stop at Mighty Ducks and just let
it, let it, let it go,

581
00:38:55.199 --> 00:39:00.320
let it ride. So wrapping us
up is our special effects, So

582
00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:02.679
our key special effects on this was
a Lewis Craig. He did Scanners in

583
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:07.760
eighty one. He was an assistant
tech advisor. Happy Birthday to Me in

584
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:10.360
nineteen eighty one. I love that
one, The Vindicator in nineteen eighty six,

585
00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:14.760
The Fly in nineteen eighty six,
and then from this point on he

586
00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:17.639
becomes the supervisor for special effects with
Scanners three, The Takeover in ninety one.

587
00:39:17.960 --> 00:39:21.760
That one's like. I like those
later scanners. A lot of people

588
00:39:21.760 --> 00:39:24.440
crap on them. I like,
but I'm well, I'm I'm a lifelong

589
00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:29.480
Scanner cop apologist. I'm not even
gonna call it a fan anymore. I'm

590
00:39:29.480 --> 00:39:32.800
just gonna call it an apologelogist.
When that Blu Ray four K of Scanner

591
00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:36.800
Cop one and two came out,
yeah it was. I. I didn't

592
00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:40.559
understand how it made financial sense to
make a four K only for me.

593
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:44.599
Yeah, but they did. They
did, And when life is good,

594
00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:49.440
you don't question. It's best not
to ask questions. So continuing he did.

595
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:52.559
He was a supervisor on the Quest
in ninety six, Silent Trigger in

596
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:54.760
ninety six, The Bone Collector in
nineteen ninety nine. Oh okay, I

597
00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:58.880
love that one. Art of War
in two thousand, Secret Window in two

598
00:39:58.920 --> 00:40:02.079
thousand and four, Key Number seven
in two thousand and six. I mean

599
00:40:02.119 --> 00:40:07.320
that's how you say that, But
it's locky number seven, EIGHTM in twenty

600
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:12.880
twelve, Life of Pie in twenty
twelve, Birdman in twenty fourteen, Bad

601
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:15.920
Santa in twenty sixteen, and the
Death Wish remake in twenty eighteen. So

602
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:19.519
special effects for kis yeah, yeah, and then wrapping us up as our

603
00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:22.400
stunt coordinator, because the one thing
we will get into once we start talking

604
00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:25.079
about our love of this movie are
the stunts of this movie. Okay.

605
00:40:25.480 --> 00:40:30.280
So dig On in Glenn Randall Junior
is his name. He worked on Planet

606
00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:34.559
of the Apes in nineteen sixty eight, Omega Man in seventy one, Diamonds

607
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:37.760
Are Forever in seventy one, Blazing
Saddles in seventy four, Raiders of the

608
00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:42.360
Lost Dark in eighty one, Poulter
Guys in eighty two, et in eighty

609
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:45.000
two, Return of the Jedi in
eighty three, fire Starter in eighty four,

610
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:50.239
Red Dawn in eighty four, Cat's
Eye in eighty five, Remo Williams

611
00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:54.079
The Adventure Begins in eighty five.
I Raw Deal Williams two, Raw Deal,

612
00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:58.920
Maximum Overdrive, I have the Tiger, No Mercy, The Fugitive on

613
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:04.840
Deadly Ground Time Cop, The Substitute
Traveler with Bill Paxton. Yeah, and

614
00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:08.559
wrapping us up the Mask of Zorro
in nineteen ninety eight. So the resumes

615
00:41:08.599 --> 00:41:13.239
on this movie are why I love
this movie. I think, did you

616
00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:15.719
think that's why you didn't know that
when you originally loved the movie? I

617
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:22.000
did not. I'm just saying so
that is finishing us off for below the

618
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:25.360
line. So we are now getting
into, as we have it, the

619
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:30.519
trivia of the film. So I
don't even know. Actually we probably want

620
00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:31.599
to talk about the movie at this
point. Actually, now I think about

621
00:41:31.639 --> 00:41:36.519
it, I don't know because I
did the rundown of it. But now

622
00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:37.320
I'm also like, I think we
just need to get into why we love

623
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:40.920
this movie. To be honest,
I mean, I didn't even know you

624
00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:45.639
liked this movie. Oh really,
So what was your first experience of this

625
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:47.360
movie? How did you see this? Oh? Come on, it was

626
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:52.599
on HBO, HBO or Cinemax or
both all the time. Yeah, it

627
00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:58.840
was constantly playing, constantly playing,
Yeah, it was always on. I

628
00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:00.679
would catch the beginning. I'd catch
a little bit of the end. I'd

629
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:04.840
catch the middle. I probably didn't
see the film from start to finish for

630
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:08.599
years. Yeah, but the sense
of humor caught me. And of course

631
00:42:08.639 --> 00:42:13.719
the action. Absolutely, the action
scenes are insane. But as a young

632
00:42:14.039 --> 00:42:17.639
kid, probably you know, eleven
twelve years old watching it, the spy

633
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:24.880
gadgets really caught me. But also
the scene toward the end where he's picking

634
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:29.320
at his food and the and the
super villain is right. Yeah, he

635
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:32.760
tells him, you know that is
a plate that Alexander the Great or something

636
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:36.880
ate off of, and then he
just takes the plate and drops it on

637
00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:38.519
the floor to shatter it. That
was what as a kid made me go,

638
00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:42.199
I love this movie. That was
so funny. That's what I would

639
00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:45.079
do. Yeah. My personal experience
with it the first time I ever saw

640
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:49.840
it was we had a video cabinet
at my parents house. From growing up

641
00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:52.000
at our house, a cabinet made
of video. Cabinet made of video How

642
00:42:52.039 --> 00:42:55.400
does that even work? But doesn't
sound like it makes sense. Inside the

643
00:42:55.480 --> 00:43:00.480
video cabinet, we had our regular
vh stags like bought from the store and

644
00:43:00.519 --> 00:43:02.239
whatnot, and then my parents had
HVO. We had a copy of bought

645
00:43:02.280 --> 00:43:08.079
from the store on VHS stop never
so we had a bunch of recorded stuff

646
00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:12.559
off HBO and like stars and stuff
through the years. And it was a

647
00:43:12.599 --> 00:43:15.840
MEMORYX tape that had the had the
slip on and everything, and just a

648
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:20.199
little label written in sharpie that said
if luks could kill. And this is

649
00:43:20.480 --> 00:43:23.360
probably I'm seven or eight at this
point, maybe even just a little younger.

650
00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:27.199
And that was about the time I
started going through the video cabinet and

651
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:30.039
like pulling out Diehard to and Breakfast
Club and asking Mom and Dad what these

652
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:35.400
movies were and getting told when I
could watch them and whatnot, like like

653
00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:40.039
ages or times of day ages.
That's where you and I differ. I

654
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:44.679
wasn't censored as much as as much
as a kid as a kid, honestly,

655
00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:47.679
So like I think I know you
were you were. You were reckless,

656
00:43:47.719 --> 00:43:52.280
you were absolutely was. And it
was the adults, your your VHS

657
00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:57.239
to the cable was reckless more so
than mine. My aunt Betty, my

658
00:43:57.400 --> 00:44:01.599
sweet dear aunt Betty, God rest
her soul, she had a similar cabinet,

659
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:08.679
just maggoty with weird tapes mostly recorded
off of satellite dish with the labels

660
00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:12.920
with pencil on them because she would
erase them. So she wanted the yeah.

661
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:16.800
Yeah, but she didn't just have
She had some pre records and do

662
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:23.480
you remember during the pandemic, I
remembered a tape and I was like,

663
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:28.000
wait, I'm gonna look it up. So I found by searching through eBay,

664
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:31.280
I found the tape that she let
me borrow when I had to Legit

665
00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:37.440
had to have been seven. It
was fucking Horror of the Blood Monsters.

666
00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:43.440
That's the film that my aunt Betty
was like, sure, rent you go

667
00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:45.119
ahead, there you go. Yeah, my family got away with calling me

668
00:44:45.199 --> 00:44:49.320
Rick. Well the white side.
The other side just didn't talk to me

669
00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:53.039
at all. But no, that
was Horror of the Blood Monsters. Like

670
00:44:53.639 --> 00:44:58.280
she would literally pull tapes out and
be like here you go, and it

671
00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:01.119
would be puppet Master four and five, it would be Freddy's Dead, it

672
00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:04.440
would be all of these things and
she'd just be like, I know you

673
00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:07.519
lack them horror pictures there and she
just hand it over. Man, that's

674
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:10.800
awesome, completely reckless. And then
of course we just we just stole cable.

675
00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:14.599
So if you had a television in
your bedroom, then you can watch

676
00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:17.679
Cinemax all night long. And you
would. Yeah, you better believe I

677
00:45:17.719 --> 00:45:21.280
did. Just wait till we have
to talk about a Manuel in space on

678
00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:34.719
this show can't wait Do You Even? Movie will be right back, welcome

679
00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:40.800
back to Do You Even? Movie? So we had so we had a

680
00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:44.000
if it looks could kill written on
this and I brought it to my dad

681
00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:45.679
and I was like, what is
this because by this point I was a

682
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:50.000
huge Bond fans because like my dad
and I would watch Bond movies. If

683
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:54.199
you are such a huge Bond fan
them, no, then why do you

684
00:45:54.440 --> 00:46:01.840
keep keep refusing my invitation and my
kindly invitation. Let me tell you how

685
00:46:01.880 --> 00:46:07.639
our friendship works for you, guys. I have a beautiful one hundred and

686
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:14.599
twenty inch screen with surround sound,
full HD projector. That's that's what I

687
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:17.719
bring to the table, and double
d over here. He'll be the first

688
00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:22.480
to admit that when he gets a
new Blu Ray or four K or whatever,

689
00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:27.639
he really really wants to he really
wants to watch it on my screen,

690
00:46:27.679 --> 00:46:30.239
And I don't blame him, and
honestly, but it's also like a

691
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:31.119
very fair trade. You know.
It's I got the screen, so you're

692
00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:34.880
like, I have this movie,
you don't have. I was buying you

693
00:46:34.960 --> 00:46:37.599
four k's so we could watch them. Oh, well that was four k's.

694
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:38.039
That was a whole other thing.
No, I know what I'm saying.

695
00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:39.880
That was when I had the first
four kids. That was when you

696
00:46:39.880 --> 00:46:42.400
first had four k's. And I
was like, well, I'm gonna get

697
00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:45.320
your die Hard, and I'm gonna
get your Brave Heart and a couple other

698
00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:47.199
ones I can't think of. I
don't think you got me Braveheart, Halloween,

699
00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:52.280
Jaws, I got you Jaws,
and I got you. You just

700
00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:54.440
have a seizure, Like what was
that? It was either Jaws, die

701
00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:59.199
Hard and something else. I can't
remember well anyway, But my point that

702
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:02.119
was a massive die aggression. No, my point is just that we we

703
00:47:02.159 --> 00:47:07.039
would watch these movies, we'd screen
them, and I offered, because you

704
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:12.760
pick on me for not having a
proper James Bond education, because I've seen

705
00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:15.440
like two of the Pierce Brosnan movies, and that's about it. You pick

706
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:20.559
on me after I, out of
the goodness of my dumb old heart,

707
00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:27.840
offer to watch all the James Bond
movies in one long marath. God that

708
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:31.280
I think that's me being incredibly generous
and reasonable. Yeah, until you factor

709
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:37.559
in that it's gonna take us at
least I think here, it's gonna take

710
00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:40.000
us at least three days. Yeah, that's why it's generous of me.

711
00:47:40.639 --> 00:47:46.320
I'm saying, I will give up
three days of my valuable time and consume

712
00:47:46.639 --> 00:47:50.639
probably enough caffeine to kill a racehorse. Not to mention we're gonna have to

713
00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:53.039
build a bitch and blanket for it. You can't be in my blanket fort

714
00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:59.599
But I digress again, you sure
do so, So I took her my

715
00:47:59.679 --> 00:48:01.639
dad and he's like, oh yeah, it's like it's this late eighties which

716
00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:06.480
he was wrong, spy thriller that
you'll probably like. So I remember popping

717
00:48:06.480 --> 00:48:08.920
it on and the one thing that
I love about those you know, recorded

718
00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:14.639
off of HBO, cable, et
cetera, we were missing the first part

719
00:48:14.719 --> 00:48:17.360
of the movie. So it starts
right as Corbyn walks on stage and gets

720
00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:21.159
his diploma. Ands he's incomplete.
So like the opening credits and like the

721
00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:22.719
whole thing with him in the headphones
wasn't on there. Not a big deal,

722
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:27.000
not anything you really miss, So
it's fine. I think that as

723
00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:34.119
a film lover, you should have
turned your nose up and said family I

724
00:48:34.280 --> 00:48:40.559
don't even appreciate what you're doing to
me. Why not spit in the face

725
00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:45.559
of the director? Why not spit
in the face of the cinematographer. I

726
00:48:45.599 --> 00:48:49.039
could see you as a little kid
being like that. I could a little

727
00:48:49.079 --> 00:48:52.239
shit. But I had definitely before
i'd seen If Looks Could Kill. I

728
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:55.360
had easily seen Diehard. It might
have been on cable, but I'd easily

729
00:48:55.400 --> 00:49:00.639
seen more action based movies, especially
the Bond stuff before this point. But

730
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:04.800
I remember what my mom said about
If Looks Could Kill or No. I

731
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:07.639
remember actually the conversation was my dad
was he had seen it, and my

732
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:09.880
mom was like, is that the
one where the woman has the necklace that

733
00:49:09.960 --> 00:49:13.760
kills people? So you're a kid
hearing that, and you're like, well,

734
00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:15.159
I have to see this now,
So I pop it in and naturally

735
00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:19.199
that scene happens in like the first
like five ten minutes of the movie.

736
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:21.599
Yeah, yeah, it does,
and it's a cool effect. Yeah.

737
00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:25.400
Linda Hunt has Ilse's has this necklace
that she takes off and it is basically

738
00:49:25.400 --> 00:49:30.039
a whip and she that's how she
kills blade Roger Daltrey with it, is

739
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:32.599
she takes it off and cuts him
with it and strangles him with it,

740
00:49:32.599 --> 00:49:36.440
and like that's in like the first
five minutes of the movie, and then

741
00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:39.239
from there we just go into more
spy stuff and the gadgets and the explosion

742
00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:43.800
of the action. So naturally,
I just loved this movie and I really

743
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:47.559
didn't go back to it until probably
about five or six years ago. I

744
00:49:47.599 --> 00:49:53.639
had to find another copy of it
online somewhere so I could have it.

745
00:49:53.760 --> 00:50:01.159
He stole it. He stole it. He's dole it because he doesn't care.

746
00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:06.320
It wasn't until a year ago that
I just bought the DVD that you

747
00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:07.840
can only get of it through Warner
Rockive, which we'll talk about at the

748
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:14.000
end. But anyway, I I
think If Lukes Could Kill is an absolute

749
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:16.880
blast. You start off with Richard
Grico, so he doesn't get his credit

750
00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:21.800
and he has to go to France
with the well the only the only option

751
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:25.599
is to go on a class trip
to France. Yeah, that's the only

752
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:29.519
option, which his parents just love. He's like, you're gonna tell me

753
00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:32.519
after you don't graduate, I gotta
pay to send you to France. God

754
00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:37.360
damn, I love that. That's
a great one. So then heh he

755
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.480
goes to the airport, he meets
up with his French teacher and she's basically

756
00:50:39.559 --> 00:50:42.599
like, you know, I'm gonna
ride your ass. This is not gonna

757
00:50:42.599 --> 00:50:49.559
be an easy credit because he's got
his son, whoa whoa A ride is

758
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:52.840
what? Now? He's got sunglasses
on, goes headphones on. He's just

759
00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:54.679
playing an easy breezy and she basically
stops him and says, this is not

760
00:50:54.719 --> 00:51:00.519
how the trip's gonna go. And
from there we meet Michael Corbyn, secret

761
00:51:00.559 --> 00:51:02.599
agent that is in this airport at
the same time as they are, and

762
00:51:02.639 --> 00:51:07.199
it's not his name, that's the
name they picked for the day that he

763
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:10.400
is going to meet with his operative, an operative on the plane. Yeah,

764
00:51:10.440 --> 00:51:15.360
So what happens next is Linda Hunt
tracks the agent to the airport,

765
00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:20.920
kills him and stashes him into a
cart, and basically decides the job's done.

766
00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:23.360
She's all good, Everything's fine.
Well, then Michael Corbin ends up

767
00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:28.679
inheriting his plane ticket and he gets
into first class, and now the whole

768
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:32.719
movie takes off from there because he
is going to France and he is mistaken

769
00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:37.679
as this MI I six operative and
now there's Assassin's after him, there's the

770
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:40.079
good guys after him. And I
mean, well, what more can you

771
00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:47.599
when David says, good guys the
American and some people might disagree with you

772
00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:52.559
there just just maybe. But no, I mean you have a little bit

773
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:55.679
of everything in this. You've got
the you got the action, you've got

774
00:51:55.679 --> 00:52:00.440
the comedy. And I think what
works most for this is the story is

775
00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:04.800
really well paced. But also it's
your characters in this are so much fun.

776
00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:08.599
Bart Bartlett, Robin Bartlett, who
plays the French teacher so much super

777
00:52:08.719 --> 00:52:15.960
likable. She's so mean and angry. But then there's this whole sequence where

778
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:21.079
she's trying to get to our main
character who's now in first class due to

779
00:52:21.199 --> 00:52:23.840
mistaken identity, which of course he's
gonna play it cool. He's not gonna

780
00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:27.559
he's not gonna give up a first
class take it unless they take him out,

781
00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:30.320
you know, kicking and screaming.
So she's you know, hassling him,

782
00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:36.360
and then she ends up getting held
at gunpoint in the bathroom by an

783
00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:39.760
Air marshal who who like literally is
like, I will blow your brains out

784
00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:43.519
if you don't, if you don't
leave Corbon alone, and then he pulls

785
00:52:43.519 --> 00:52:45.360
out his badge. He's like,
and this is to show you, I

786
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:50.039
have the right authority to do it. And she's just but she's just a

787
00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:52.960
French teacher who's like trying to make
this kid who doesn't give a crap about

788
00:52:53.400 --> 00:52:58.840
learning French not be such a jerk. And I get why this movie connects

789
00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:06.880
with you so well, being a
Frenchman as you are. Denier. Oh

790
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:10.480
d you just why would you?
You should have just denied, denied,

791
00:53:10.519 --> 00:53:15.519
denied. Didn't Shaggy teach you anything, all right, So there you go.

792
00:53:16.199 --> 00:53:21.000
But uh no, So it's it's
a really fun movie. It's it's

793
00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:28.239
so like you can you can actually
hear the eighties dying during it because it's

794
00:53:28.280 --> 00:53:34.239
like it's so a perfect like capsule
clothes. It's like a bridge to the

795
00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.840
nineties because no, it has a
lot of the the the kind of excess

796
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:44.519
like I always like to say that
the eighties was the era of excess and

797
00:53:44.599 --> 00:53:47.400
then the nineties was the air of
excess stenialism. Yeah, so you kind

798
00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:51.159
of, I mean, you still
have like the wild colors and stuff like

799
00:53:51.199 --> 00:53:53.480
that. But when you get further
into the film and they do things like

800
00:53:53.920 --> 00:53:58.159
the honeypot. For those who don't
know, a honeypot is a woman whose

801
00:53:58.239 --> 00:54:04.639
job is to is too to sleep
with a spy to get information or just

802
00:54:04.679 --> 00:54:07.880
to kill them or whatever. I
mean. James Bond made the Honeypot famous.

803
00:54:07.679 --> 00:54:12.280
He has these like falling around with
the honeypot and he accidentally is stuck

804
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:15.800
in the bathroom because he can't get
a foreign container of condoms to open combat

805
00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:21.800
condoms that have like they open like
a freakin' tin of sardines. Yes,

806
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:25.559
she gets blown up by a missile
and when he finds her body, though

807
00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:31.039
they show like a heinously dead body, they multiple times they make it clear

808
00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:34.760
that the steaks are real. Oh
yeah, absolutely, Like I mean,

809
00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:38.559
the violence in this is heavy PG. Thirteen And that may not mean anything

810
00:54:38.599 --> 00:54:43.039
to you because there was just a
period there where it seemed like a lot

811
00:54:43.039 --> 00:54:45.960
of the PG thirteen movies. Because
now they can be really violent just not

812
00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:50.840
show blood. There's explosion. It
depends on the kind of violence. Taken

813
00:54:50.880 --> 00:54:53.480
doesn't show a lot of blood,
and it's very very violent. Taken hit

814
00:54:53.480 --> 00:54:58.480
a PG thirteen did h Yeah,
But other than the torture scene, which

815
00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:01.159
was heavily shortened, yes it was
the PG thirteen there was in Taken.

816
00:55:01.559 --> 00:55:05.519
I mean it's mostly just like punching
people and shooting guns in a direction.

817
00:55:05.639 --> 00:55:07.280
Yeah, but he gets some blades
at some point and then does some he

818
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:09.599
does but not a drop of blood. No, I mean, yeah,

819
00:55:09.639 --> 00:55:13.519
that one's definitely a stretch. But
then again, I gotta be honest,

820
00:55:13.559 --> 00:55:15.559
I barely remember that PG. Thirteen
cut because once I got the unrated blue

821
00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:17.159
Er, that's all you watch.
It was all I wanted to watch.

822
00:55:17.280 --> 00:55:20.400
Yeah, so but you see what
you're saying. But yeah, I mean

823
00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:24.119
the squib there's squibs in this.
You've got full on like bodies piling up

824
00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:28.239
after a while. Yeah, no, it gets really violent. But I

825
00:55:28.280 --> 00:55:30.360
think, honestly, what, like
I said, what makes this is your

826
00:55:30.440 --> 00:55:34.280
characters. Because you've got Roger Rees's
Augusta Storenco and Linda hunt Is Ilsa and

827
00:55:34.559 --> 00:55:38.880
Ilsa is this psychotic one with with
Zigfeld. The whole time you think yeah,

828
00:55:38.920 --> 00:55:42.760
and I mean, and then Roger
Rees the whole movie you kind of

829
00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:45.079
you're like, well he's a bit
so dude, and then right towards like

830
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:49.559
the last twenty twenty five minutes,
he kind of loses his shit and true

831
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:52.480
color. So he goes full meglomaniac. Yeah, I mean, he's not

832
00:55:52.679 --> 00:55:57.039
just going to steal all the gold
in the world. He's gonna fucking print

833
00:55:57.079 --> 00:56:00.400
his face on it. Yes he
is. He's going to steal all the

834
00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:07.400
gold, print new money with his
face on it and basically conquer the world

835
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:10.920
as a dictator through economics alone.
Yes, that is exactly what he's gonna

836
00:56:10.920 --> 00:56:16.320
do. I mean, hell,
do you even movie will be right back,

837
00:56:23.840 --> 00:56:30.480
welcome back to do you even movie? No? And I mean,

838
00:56:30.519 --> 00:56:36.480
and not to mention the fact to
you that like he has assassins following the

839
00:56:36.480 --> 00:56:39.519
French teacher and the students the whole
movie that keeps, one of which gets

840
00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:44.400
saved by the Americans at one point. Well, they think that they're students

841
00:56:44.400 --> 00:56:49.400
and a French teacher. They don'ties. They think they think they're mercenarynaries.

842
00:56:49.639 --> 00:56:52.760
They think the French teacher is an
is an espionage expert, and that all

843
00:56:52.840 --> 00:56:57.960
of the students are posing as students
because they're mercenaries, and that they're going

844
00:56:58.000 --> 00:57:00.880
to do some kind of massive million
terry h attack. Well, and that's

845
00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:04.639
again the thing he said about the
stakes. At one point, Corbyn's like,

846
00:57:04.679 --> 00:57:07.280
hey, I can I can deal
with them because his I six operative

847
00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:10.239
is like, well, we've got
them detained and we'll we'll handle them.

848
00:57:10.280 --> 00:57:13.119
And he's like, hey, you
know, why don't you let me because

849
00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:15.599
he realizes they're gonna fucking kill them. Yeah, No, they're gonna be

850
00:57:15.960 --> 00:57:20.559
yeah, And I mean that's again
going back to the action in this One

851
00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:22.760
of my favorite scenes is when the
I six gets him and takes him to

852
00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:27.440
the secret headquarters and you walk in
and you're used to all that James Bond

853
00:57:27.480 --> 00:57:30.519
stuff of seeing how the gadgets work. One of my absolute favorites, there's

854
00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:35.159
two of them, is they walk
through the parking of the parking sector and

855
00:57:35.199 --> 00:57:37.639
they come across this guy at this
desk and he's like, he's like,

856
00:57:37.639 --> 00:57:38.320
oh, how's it going, Frank, And he's like, oh, hang,

857
00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:40.920
I got a call, picks up
the phone, and then side of

858
00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:45.880
the desk slams and hits and flattens
this dummy's head. Yeah. It like

859
00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:50.880
obliterates the obliterates it. And then
you've got my favorite, which is the

860
00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:53.079
cameo of the director William Deer.
There's a guy that's literally just holding a

861
00:57:53.119 --> 00:57:57.119
bomb he's got he's got the suit
on, and they blow up this bomb.

862
00:57:57.119 --> 00:57:59.199
He gets blown back and they go
over to him like yea all right,

863
00:57:59.239 --> 00:58:00.039
Frank, He's like, yeah,
good. He's like, you want

864
00:58:00.039 --> 00:58:04.079
to try to look maybe later,
yeah, maybe later. It's like so

865
00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:07.360
clearly dubbed in after the fact.
It's very funny, so good, but

866
00:58:07.440 --> 00:58:13.480
I mean it looks could kill.
Is probably a movie that I would absolutely,

867
00:58:13.519 --> 00:58:16.000
I mean not probably, I absolutely
want to see this fall into more

868
00:58:16.039 --> 00:58:21.039
available hands because this movie is so
much fun and you and I both nailed

869
00:58:21.079 --> 00:58:22.599
it when we were watching it just
a little bit ago. That the climax

870
00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:28.320
of this film makes the movie.
It's so fun, it's so satisfying.

871
00:58:28.360 --> 00:58:32.599
You get to see the French teacher
go Rambo and literally take off her next

872
00:58:32.639 --> 00:58:37.119
scarf and tie it around her head
like John Rambo and stuff oozying everybody.

873
00:58:37.719 --> 00:58:39.599
And there's a great part where she's
like, I don't know what to do.

874
00:58:39.639 --> 00:58:44.239
He's like, you're the French teacher. Be the French teacher takes off

875
00:58:44.239 --> 00:58:49.719
her headband. Yeah, stand ready, yeah, I understand. It's so

876
00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:52.920
good and so fun and that's kind
of yeah, that's kind of thing,

877
00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:57.599
or like that the girl who had
a crush on on the main character,

878
00:58:58.039 --> 00:59:00.679
well, like it is school,
not the girl he meets later on,

879
00:59:00.159 --> 00:59:04.880
not his actual love interests, but
she ends up like becoming attracted to the

880
00:59:05.239 --> 00:59:08.159
weird o best friend. Like there's
all kinds of fun, you know,

881
00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:12.679
little kind of eighties wrap up tropes. But on top of that is just

882
00:59:12.800 --> 00:59:19.079
a NonStop obscene gunfight yea, and
the French teacher being this mousey woman who's

883
00:59:19.159 --> 00:59:25.639
just kind of a hard ass about
our main character now just obliterating bad guys

884
00:59:25.639 --> 00:59:29.360
with machine guns. One of my
favorite friends. One of my all time

885
00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:34.039
favorite lines is so she gets the
uzzy and Augustus is planning to basically poison

886
00:59:34.159 --> 00:59:37.840
everyone at this ceremony where he's unveiling
his Life's just full of world leaders,

887
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:40.599
full of world leaders, and they
have all this champagne stacked up, and

888
00:59:40.679 --> 00:59:45.760
she's on the balcony and you see
the camera pan up to her and you

889
00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:47.719
see this uzzy coming to frame.
They go into focus and you hear the

890
00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:54.960
bars closed and she shoots down this
champagne. It's so good, it's excellent.

891
00:59:55.079 --> 00:59:58.880
Yeah, there's just so many good
scenes. I mean literally, you

892
00:59:58.880 --> 01:00:02.119
you get to see a annihilated with
the rocket launcher who's being stabbed by a

893
01:00:02.159 --> 01:00:06.800
scorpion that she's trying to kill Greco
with him at that point, she's literally

894
01:00:07.239 --> 01:00:09.760
was going to kill him with us
with a scorpion. Yeah, which,

895
01:00:09.800 --> 01:00:13.920
by the way, it was a
type of black scorpion that is the only

896
01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:16.280
scorpion with a venom strong enough to
kill a person. I googled that because

897
01:00:16.280 --> 01:00:20.840
as I was watching, I was
like, can any scorpions really kill someone?

898
01:00:20.960 --> 01:00:22.480
Yeah? One one that makes sense. I think it was called a

899
01:00:22.519 --> 01:00:27.360
bark scorpion. Familiar, So no, it doesn't. You don't know stuff.

900
01:00:27.639 --> 01:00:30.960
But uh but no, no,
uh so, like not only when

901
01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:34.519
he jumps off to go get a
condom, which, hey, kudos to

902
01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:38.079
him for wanting to have safe sex
with a honeypot. Yeah, because at

903
01:00:38.079 --> 01:00:42.360
this point he already knows he's playing
the role of a secret agent, so

904
01:00:42.400 --> 01:00:44.960
he does. It's not even a
mistaken identity anymore. He is being the

905
01:00:44.960 --> 01:00:47.599
secret agent. But yeah, so
he ends up accidentally leaving the scorpion in

906
01:00:47.639 --> 01:00:51.840
her so it looks like she's doing
some kind of a wild sex dance to

907
01:00:51.920 --> 01:00:53.840
a common oak song too. Oh
well, there you go. Yeah.

908
01:00:53.880 --> 01:00:58.000
So but no, it's there's so
many memorable moments. Well, it's all

909
01:00:58.000 --> 01:01:01.719
the violence is almost accidental because like
one of the most memorable scenes is when

910
01:01:01.760 --> 01:01:06.519
he gets his car. He gets
his Ferrari from Lamberger I can't remember,

911
01:01:06.719 --> 01:01:08.719
gets his car from the Six Operatives, and he doesn't know any of the

912
01:01:08.719 --> 01:01:12.760
buttons at it. It's got rockets, it's got smoked, it's got parachutes.

913
01:01:13.119 --> 01:01:15.079
And Mariska, who is, like
I said, Blade's daughter, is

914
01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:19.079
trying to get in contact with him
to let him know like back off from

915
01:01:19.119 --> 01:01:22.599
Storenco. I want to kill him. And there's a scene where they're just

916
01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:25.639
going down the road and Corbyn is
flipping every single switch on this thing.

917
01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:30.519
He's firing rockets and blowing up sheds. They're going under the buses because at

918
01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:34.559
one point his actual class is on
the same road that he is. Yes,

919
01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:37.480
and the rocket goes under the bus
to hit Zigfeld's car and also Zigfeld.

920
01:01:37.719 --> 01:01:40.679
He gets injured early on the movie
where he gets his hand stuck in

921
01:01:40.840 --> 01:01:44.840
a freaking snowmobile, and so the
rest of the movie he just has this

922
01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:49.599
robotic hand that can just do anything
like a super powerful robotic hand. It

923
01:01:49.639 --> 01:01:52.920
punches through the he freezes the gold
at one point in the climax, and

924
01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:55.199
he just has hot magma all over
his hand at one point for the final

925
01:01:55.239 --> 01:01:58.800
fight scene, which is insane too. It was a really good one.

926
01:01:59.199 --> 01:02:02.039
But I mean, I don't know
what else we can say about this movie

927
01:02:02.039 --> 01:02:06.519
except it just it needs a blue
ray release so bad. But if you

928
01:02:06.639 --> 01:02:10.239
have literally eight dollars and twenty nine
cents plus some tax get a copy.

929
01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:15.039
You can easily find it from Warner
and it's a burn on demand disc.

930
01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:17.880
It only has a trailer on it. There's no captions, and I think,

931
01:02:19.079 --> 01:02:21.440
does it start right away or does
it just go to that menu.

932
01:02:21.840 --> 01:02:24.159
I didn't see a menu. Yeah, it just said start the movie or

933
01:02:24.159 --> 01:02:29.079
watch trailer. Yeah, so it's
literally old era burn on demand. Yeah.

934
01:02:29.119 --> 01:02:30.199
Yeah, she's a cheapest but it's
the only way you can find it

935
01:02:30.280 --> 01:02:34.239
unless you want to track down a
VHS. So if you're listening to this,

936
01:02:34.280 --> 01:02:37.360
anybody of Shout Factory or Warner,
put this damn movie on blue RAO

937
01:02:37.400 --> 01:02:42.679
already please. Oh man, I
mean, watch out, guys. It's

938
01:02:42.719 --> 01:02:45.719
a hot take. So wrapping us
up, we have a some trivia on

939
01:02:45.760 --> 01:02:52.159
the movie. The gold coins were
actually chocolate coins covered in goldfoil delicious,

940
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:54.920
which is makes more sense than gold
coins covered in chocolate foil. There is

941
01:02:54.960 --> 01:03:00.039
that makes sense. The spyglasses used
in the film. We're also used in

942
01:03:00.119 --> 01:03:02.239
Mission Impossible in nineteen ninety six,
and the gum was used in a Bond

943
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:06.960
film, The World Is Not Enough
in nineteen ninety nine. Storanco's goons were

944
01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:10.039
actually played by members of the Montreal
Police swat team that checks out. Yeah,

945
01:03:10.320 --> 01:03:14.800
now I know why you liked this
movie. It's in French Canada and

946
01:03:15.480 --> 01:03:19.320
this when this was released March fifteenth
of nineteen ninety one, it actually fell

947
01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:22.840
into the eleven spot of the box
office. It was beaten by the number

948
01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:24.119
one at the time, which was
Signs to the Lambs, following that New

949
01:03:24.199 --> 01:03:29.320
Jack City, following that Sleeping with
the Enemy, then Class Action, The

950
01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:31.159
Hard Way, Perfect Weapon, The
Doors, Dances of the Wolves, Home

951
01:03:31.199 --> 01:03:34.559
Alone, and even Godfather three was
out at the same time, so it

952
01:03:34.639 --> 01:03:37.760
had some tough contenders. Yeah,
as we know, David's favorite film and

953
01:03:37.920 --> 01:03:40.840
arguably the best film of all time, Godfather three, and it was a

954
01:03:40.840 --> 01:03:45.639
bit of a bomb. Unfortunately,
fourteen million dollar budget made two million at

955
01:03:45.679 --> 01:03:49.079
the box office over the weeekend in
seven hundred seven million all in total,

956
01:03:49.239 --> 01:03:52.760
So that's brutal. It didn't do
super well and one of the last things

957
01:03:52.760 --> 01:03:57.239
I wanted to say in regards to
the trivia is while I was doing some

958
01:03:57.280 --> 01:04:00.599
research on this, something was brought
to my attention that is appsolutely true.

959
01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:04.559
This film has a lot, a
lot in common with Spider Man Far from

960
01:04:04.599 --> 01:04:11.239
Home. Wait what no, no
you okay, okay, break it down

961
01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:13.960
on brain. What are you talking
about? So let's think about Spider Man

962
01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:15.119
Far from Home, not no way
home, far from home, far from

963
01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:19.480
home, which is where he goes
on a class field trip and meets not

964
01:04:19.599 --> 01:04:24.360
Magneto. I can't think of his
name. Jake Gillenhall's villain. I can't

965
01:04:24.360 --> 01:04:29.760
think of his name. Stereo,
thank you. So there's spyglasses. He's

966
01:04:29.800 --> 01:04:34.800
on a field trip with a chaperone
that's very not responsible. His classmates do

967
01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:39.960
get abducted. At one point he
has to save them. He has to

968
01:04:40.079 --> 01:04:44.400
go down a building using his spidy
senses at one point carrying what's her face?

969
01:04:45.480 --> 01:04:48.360
Mary Jane? That's not Mary Jane
though it's a god, I can't

970
01:04:48.360 --> 01:04:53.239
think of her name. Zandaia's character. Is it Mary Jane? She's MJ?

971
01:04:53.320 --> 01:04:56.639
Yeah, okay, so does MJ. And then not to mention too

972
01:04:56.639 --> 01:05:00.559
that there's the whole thing in regards
to finding out that you're you thought who

973
01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:03.760
the villain was that you were told
or the good guy was, because that's

974
01:05:03.760 --> 01:05:06.400
what my six dozen looks killed.
They tell him that Storenko is not a

975
01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:13.760
bad guy. Misterio is unveiled,
but unlike that we know immediately, Yeah

976
01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:15.960
that Storenko is the bad is that? And that as opposed to it's a

977
01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:19.000
big twist. Yeah. In Spider
Man, which which, by the way,

978
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:21.880
you've given spoilers to a movie.
We did not warn anyone about very

979
01:05:21.920 --> 01:05:25.880
good. We said spoiler very good. No, no spoilers for anything.

980
01:05:26.119 --> 01:05:30.480
Oh so we just when you sit
down and you enjoy an episode of do

981
01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:34.639
you even movie, expect to be
spoiled in everything. Everything please everything,

982
01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:41.559
No David, Please, no David. So the last, the last little

983
01:05:41.559 --> 01:05:44.639
trivia that I want to do is
the soundtrack of this film, which I

984
01:05:44.760 --> 01:05:46.719
have now listened to for the last
like forty eight hours, and I've got

985
01:05:46.719 --> 01:05:49.920
to say it's a pretty good soundtrack. You have if Looks Could Kill,

986
01:05:50.000 --> 01:05:54.679
the theme song called No Turning Back
by Glenn Mildoras, One Hot Country,

987
01:05:54.679 --> 01:05:58.599
which is the car chase song by
the Outfield who also did Your Love,

988
01:05:58.639 --> 01:06:00.800
which is a popular song that people
know if they listen to eighties radio at

989
01:06:00.840 --> 01:06:05.880
all. I don't want to lose
your love. Oh God, that was

990
01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:10.639
everywhere. Yeah, loud guitars,
fast cars and Wild Wild Living by Contra

991
01:06:10.719 --> 01:06:13.639
Band. You've Got One More Time
by Trickster Better than the Devil, You

992
01:06:13.679 --> 01:06:15.960
know, Kylie Minogue, which is
the song with a scorpion that it incinerates

993
01:06:15.960 --> 01:06:18.800
the one. There's a sentence you
only say a couple times a week.

994
01:06:18.920 --> 01:06:23.400
Teach Me how to Dream by Robin
McCauley. All is Fair by the Fix

995
01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:27.440
maybe this time by the Stabilizers,
Mysal Team by Bengo Tango, which I

996
01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:30.440
do love that name and again David
Bango Tango or bang Tang Bang Tango.

997
01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:34.920
Yeah, Bengo Tang bang Tango sounds
like a band. Don't tell me that

998
01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:40.000
that I'm wrong, David. Anything
sounds like a band, if you if

999
01:06:40.000 --> 01:06:44.280
it's weird enough, if you believe, if you gotta have faith for that

1000
01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:47.559
to work on me. So,
any any final thoughts on your side?

1001
01:06:47.679 --> 01:06:50.960
Enardy que, I mean, first
of all, don't ever say that again

1002
01:06:51.239 --> 01:06:56.519
like that. Uh No, I've
always enjoyed this film. I was actually

1003
01:06:56.559 --> 01:06:59.960
honestly kind of surprised how much you
liked it because to me, it was

1004
01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:02.719
like it was just not in the
sweet spot of when you were watching movies.

1005
01:07:02.760 --> 01:07:05.440
I remember when you when you reached
out to me about it because I

1006
01:07:05.480 --> 01:07:08.679
had posted on Facebook that I was
watching it, which I think was when

1007
01:07:08.719 --> 01:07:11.639
I had had may or may not
obtained that other copy. Oh okay,

1008
01:07:11.719 --> 01:07:13.760
yeah, I don't remember that.
I think that's it. But then it

1009
01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:15.760
wasn't until about we found out six
months ago that I got this DVD.

1010
01:07:16.280 --> 01:07:21.719
Yeah, and the rest is history. So but no, I've I've always

1011
01:07:21.800 --> 01:07:27.679
enjoyed the film. I think it's
very underrated. I I'll take it one

1012
01:07:27.679 --> 01:07:31.400
step further than you because you kind
of Namby Pamby called out like a shout

1013
01:07:31.400 --> 01:07:36.320
select or whatever. And I'll put
it this way, media conglomerates of the

1014
01:07:36.320 --> 01:07:44.000
world, if you wish to have
your family back, release this film on

1015
01:07:44.119 --> 01:07:47.800
Blu Ray now. We need it. We need it. Indeed. So

1016
01:07:48.079 --> 01:07:50.119
this is not an idle threat.
It is not. No, it's not.

1017
01:07:50.679 --> 01:07:54.320
So I'm gonna give this. The
ratings we're gonna have on the show

1018
01:07:54.320 --> 01:07:57.679
in regards to our final thoughts are
either stream it, rent it, or

1019
01:07:57.719 --> 01:08:00.599
buy it. And unfortunately we have
to give that to buy it, which

1020
01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:02.639
isn't an unfortunate in the fact that
you want to buy it, but that's

1021
01:08:02.639 --> 01:08:05.440
the only option you have. Well, i'd be fair enough. I didn't

1022
01:08:05.440 --> 01:08:09.639
know we were going to make it
a literal stream it rented by it.

1023
01:08:09.639 --> 01:08:11.800
Ah, that's I have to for
this one. It may not be for

1024
01:08:11.840 --> 01:08:14.400
other episodes. We'll see as we
as we go back. I just thought

1025
01:08:14.400 --> 01:08:16.000
it was figurative. Yeah, this
but for me, this is this is

1026
01:08:16.039 --> 01:08:19.600
a by it. But I would
say if it was one that you could

1027
01:08:19.680 --> 01:08:25.000
actually rent, absolutely rent this movie
because it's so much fun, eighty eight

1028
01:08:25.000 --> 01:08:30.760
minute runtime and also just you get
to see like that tale, like Enrique

1029
01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:32.920
said, a tail close of the
of the eighties, and it's like perfectly

1030
01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:36.279
done in a parody style, but
also just has a lot of great action

1031
01:08:36.359 --> 01:08:40.760
sequences, a lot of great performances. Just a fun movie. Yeah,

1032
01:08:40.800 --> 01:08:44.600
it's a good time. It's a
good time and uh and nobody who matters

1033
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:48.880
gets hurt. So last thing I
want to say is we we try on

1034
01:08:49.119 --> 01:08:53.439
we're trying on the show. To
have another recommendation to go along with it.

1035
01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:56.880
One that I brought up to Enrique
while we were watching it is Uh,

1036
01:08:56.920 --> 01:09:00.560
there's a movie that John Stamos did
in the eighties with Geene Says and

1037
01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:04.119
Robert England and George Lazenby called Never
Too Young to Die, which has in

1038
01:09:04.159 --> 01:09:11.000
the last five or ten years finally
got into Blu ray release through Screen Factory

1039
01:09:11.319 --> 01:09:14.840
or shout Factory, and also you
can find it on a lot of retailers

1040
01:09:14.880 --> 01:09:17.720
that you can get your movies from
as well. John Stamos is the son

1041
01:09:17.760 --> 01:09:21.920
of a superspy that gets killed by
Gene Simmons, and so he decides to

1042
01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:27.279
take over his father's legacy and stop
Gene Simmons, who's also has his right

1043
01:09:27.319 --> 01:09:31.159
hand man played by Robert England.
Oh it's a crazy ass movie, but

1044
01:09:31.479 --> 01:09:33.920
Never Too Young to Die is a
great pairing proof looks could kill, But

1045
01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:38.520
if looks could kill. If you
haven't seen it, try try try to

1046
01:09:38.680 --> 01:09:40.840
track it. Well, if you
haven't seen it, then I guess listening

1047
01:09:40.840 --> 01:09:44.279
to this show kind of ruined everything
good about it. Well, you know,

1048
01:09:44.359 --> 01:09:46.239
okay, fine, we try what
we can. Well, fair enough.

1049
01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:50.960
Well, thank you guys so much
for joining us right here at do

1050
01:09:51.039 --> 01:09:56.239
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to seeing you right back here next time.

1051
01:09:56.720 --> 01:10:00.479
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1052
01:10:00.479 --> 01:10:04.520
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1053
01:10:04.560 --> 01:10:09.319
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1054
01:10:09.359 --> 01:10:14.760
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1055
01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:23.600
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movie, we'll smooth that one out in

1056
01:10:23.640 --> 01:10:26.920
the future. Thanks for listening,
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