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July 18, 2022

Chris Evans for The Bachelor

Stephanie had a somewhat nostalgic weekend listening to all the music she grew up to with 100,000 other women her age while Tori was on the grind at work. "What's Roasting" -Jennifer Affleck -Chris Evans; laser focused on finding the one -Ricky Martin -Adam Sandler "What's Percolating" What would you do? Monday has a new segment that poses a Reddit question, and the duo discuss their feelings and ask for yours. Get Perky with The First Shot Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
July 15, 2022

Episode 31 Coastal Grandma takes flight

Tori flew a plane and jumps right into the heart of a new tiktok trend and explains her yearning for being a coastal grandma! "What's Roasting" -The Kardashian update Khloe new baby no baby name for Kylie Pete wants babies -Dating -more babies in hollywood -Britney is growing up "What's percolating" -Content recs Get Perky with us Monday Wednesday Friday!
July 13, 2022

Episode 30- You write like a 5-year-old

It's Bachelorette/s season, and Tori has a lot to say about female empowerment and who her early favorites are in the season's twist of two bachelorettes. Stephanie does roast Tori for live commenting on Twitter. "What's Roasting" -Breaking Bad Bronze -Funny Girl drama -Shawn Mendez -Drake "What's Percolating" Weird News Wednesday -Eat the Rich Popsicles -Shark Week
July 11, 2022

Nude Recreation Week; uncover the truth.

Tori's weekend sailing differs slightly from Stephanie's "boating" and brash boy party. The ladies talk about summertime activities on the Cape and jump into "What's Roasting" -It is Nude Recreation Week The AANR says you should enjoy a skinny dip, wash the family pet nude, scour the shower, and vacuum in the buff. -Thor is in first place at the box-office -Nicki Minaj is "just fat." -Florence Pugh's nipplegate -Megan Fox sends flowers "What's Percolating" -A Follow up with "PHIL" . ...
July 8, 2022

Episode 28 Hinge; Time for Tea

Tori is dishing on her dating experience over the long holiday weekend- her reviews and a bit of light roasting to a match named "Phil" that went a bit too far. Stephanie is out of her element and does her best to understand the situation. "What's Roasting" -James Caan -Armie Hammer -Paris Fashion week and the Kardashians "What's Brewing" Celebrity Drug News -Hayden Panettiere -Brittney Griner Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
July 6, 2022

Episode 27 She's a Snack

It has been one week since Tori and Stephanie got an episode out the door, and they have a few things to catch up on. Coffee lid caramel gets the sticky situation started as Tori struggles, and Stephanie laughs. They wrap up the 4th of July chatter with beach idiots. "What's Roasting" -The Atlantic White Shark Conservancy has tips to avoid being a shark snack. -Aerosmith -Travis Barker -Noah Cyrus -Sara Levy and Niki Hilton -Miles Teller Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday....
June 29, 2022

Episode 26 Anxiety Wash

Tori admits a serious anxiety moment "What's Roasting" - Elvis -North West jet party - Travis Barker/Landon Barker -Ghislaine Maxwell "What's Brewing" -Florida Man "What's Percolating" -Recommendations are coming
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June 27, 2022

Episode 25 We will be alright; look at your life, look at your choices

Tori and Stephanie talk about having a quintessential summer and what that means while addressing the current cultural climate. "What is Roasting" Bet Awards Recap -Jack Harlow and Little Nas X -Best Dressed Lizzo and Terrance J Music News -Marc Mumford party of 1 Only Fans news -Denise Richards joins "What's Percolating" -Justin Timberlake apologizes for dad dance -Summer plans; millennials are the busiest they have ever been Get perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! #capeco...
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June 24, 2022

Episode 24 He's a 10 but he doesn't like coffee

Stephanie's present reveals; SUP?!? Tori talks about TikTok's latest Trend of rating someone and then rerating them following an opinion. What's Roasting -Juul is out -Back to the Future on Broadway -Khloe's new man -Kendal broke up, and nobody cares Content Rec's -Books and shows Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
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June 22, 2022

We speak Americano & Yeezy & Crocs & Socks

Tori starts to sip her americano and talks about comfort food, and the conversation quickly turns into comfort footwear. Stephanie defends the crocs, but Tori is quick to proclaim sleeping with men who wear crocs. "What's Roasting" -Beyonce is a queen -Luke Combs is a dad -Elon musk change his ways "What's percolating." -Study finds drinking coffee makes you shop harder -Stephanie is getting a present "What's Brewing" -Summer Solstice reading with our friend Susan the Happy Medium. You...
June 20, 2022

Scaring Men and Tough Travels

Stephanie and Tori recap their weekends. Tori had a work trip like Planes, trains, and automobiles, and Stephanie ate everything in Boston. "What's Roasting" -Summer Solstice -Justin Bieber -Drake's new album -Lori Laughlin "What's Brewing" -6 Ways to scare off men before they love you "Hot off the French Press" People watching -Bad Fashion at Airports -Walking through the drive-thru Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
June 17, 2022

Style and Cheap Dates

Tori and Stephanie have had a long week but that isn't gonna slow them down! Stephanie pops her vitamins and Tori is bringing back Ed Hardy in serious way. The full moon has released a ton of b.s. into the world and they get down into it together. "What's Roasting?" -Jason Momoa -The New Barbie Movie -Beyonce's New Album -Kardashian season ender -Kim K dress nonsense "What's Percolating for the weekend?" 60 Cheap Unique Date ideas "What's Brewing for our content rec's?" -Crush, JLo Doc...
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June 15, 2022

Episode 20 Stranger Behaviors and Observations

Tori and Stephanie recap their big night out and talk about the people watching they got to do while at the Lake Street Dive show! They got to see some interesting sights and they are ready to dish. "What's Roasting" -Chris Rock and Lake Bell -Bradley Cooper and the lost 20's (What did Stephanie and Tori lose their 20's to?) -Chrissy Teigen's son knocks out sisters tooth -Wendy Williams and Sherri Shepherd and toxic daytime tv
June 13, 2022

Episode 19 Senior citizens discounts and feelings

Way too many feelings on this show for a Monday! Tori talks about her coffee moment in the drive-thru, and Stephanie feels old with a dated reference setting the tone for a day of feelings talk! What's Roasting -Jennifer Hudson's EGOT -Toby Keith -Britney's wedding and family woes -Kim K in LOVE -Rebel Wilson's story Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
June 10, 2022

Episode 18 Skinny Dippin' Summer and blunt conversations

Tori is tired from jumping into a full week of summertime activities pre season and Stephanie "What's Roasting" -Britney Spears -Rebel Wilson -Snoops weed roller -Johnny Depps lawyer "What's brewing" -Lincoln Lawyer -Fresh Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
June 8, 2022

Episode 17 Tik Tok Talks, Taxes, and TMI

Tori jumps right into her coffee and admits she read a BuzzFeed article explaining a 15-second Tik Tok in deep detail. She reveals to Stephanie how this girl found out her boyfriend was cheating. "What's Roasting" -Johnny Depp on Tik Tok -Chrisley knows guilty -The Olympics age change "What's Brewing" -Gemini Season Cape Cod Summer is coming -Quahog Day -Oyster fun facts Tori and Stephanie are bringing their A-game for Friday content suggestions Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, an...
June 6, 2022

Episode 16 Anti Cuffing, Marriage, and Momming

How was your weekend? Tori's driving observations have the ladies dishing about Stephanie's weekend drama with a tire blowout and the drama that ensues. "What's Roasting" -Anti Cuffing season has arrived. -Breakups- Michael B Shakira Bella Thorne -Royal Drama- celebrating the royals -bratty kids -poorly planned parties lead us right into our lifestyle and relationship conversations. "What's brewing." -Scheduling weddings on holidays -Sex-Life -Relationships- Do you care why people...
June 3, 2022

Episode 15 Donuts, Dates, and DTF

It's National Donut day (we are exercising our right to be dunkin' girls and spell it that way) Because of Stephanie's admission, Tori tries to end the podcast before they even start. Tori dishes on her latest date and has a funny, awkward situation that turned laughable and the fashion at a baseball game. "What's Roasting" -Amber Heard on a spit -Elon Musk is making you work -Kim heard about BDE and was DTF- The Kardashians wrap -Loveable Prince Louie and Kate Middleton's mom face -Vega...
June 1, 2022

Getting Social and Dating Terms

Tori and Stephanie catch up on their busy lives and talk about being around people again. "What's Roasting" -Billy Eilish Single -Camila Cabello is calling out soccer fanatics on Twitter -The Verdict Depp Vs. Heard -Tom Cruise -Batman, who is the best "What's Brewing" -Dating Terms; who knew there were so many. Tori talks about her toxic dating, and Stephanie dishes on keeping tabs on an ex Get Perky Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!
May 30, 2022

Episode 13 Flags, The EX-Factor, and setting bounderies

Tori starts off the show with unwanted sugar in her coffee and a Flag Dilemma. Stephanie tries to help, and they jump into what went down over the weekend. How to handle unwanted questions about the EX? "What's roasting?" -Men's Health article about rumors that hurt -baby #2 for the Mahomes' -The Bachelorette Becca Kufrin proposes to Thomas Jacobs Stephanie talks about her over-the-top proposal, and Tori says she could never be the one to propose. -MGK and Pete Davidson crash Sandra Bulloc...
May 27, 2022

Episode 12 Memorial Day Weekend; Cape Cod

Tori and Stephanie talk about Stephanie hosting Memorial Day Ceremonies at our National Cemetary on Cape Cod and what it means as the unofficial start of the summer season here on the Cape. "What's roasting." -Pepsi no longer sponsoring the halftime show Tori and Stephanie speculate -Monkey Pox -Keeping up with the Kardashians -Justin Timberlake sells -Tori's BF conversation turns into why should Tori date older men -GHB -Johnny and Amber "Content Recommendations" -Willy Wonka by John...
May 25, 2022

Episode 11 Iced Coffee, Concerts, and Influential people

It is National Iced Coffee and Wine day, and Tori and Stephanie have an iced coffee toast and get down to business! Stephanie has been her husband's nurse post-surgery, and Tori won't budge on what's new or who is new in her life. "What's Roasting" -The cost of concerts -Vinyl discussions on Harry Styles's new record -Rehab for Steven Tyler -Times most influential people -Ellen spills, and nobody cares "What's Brewing" -Love and Life with a Hump day dish from Tori -Stephanie drags Tori...
May 23, 2022

She's not a blower-Trashy Fashion

Tori reveals her coffee drinking style as she shivers through her first cup of americano to start the show. Tori and Stephanie Recap their weird weekends and talk about why guys have strange Instagram handle "What's roasting." -The great SNL purge -New baby for Chris Pratt and Kathryn -Mick Jagger is coming for Harry Styles -Kourtney's Italian wedding and the dress "There's a situation brewing." -Tori is keeping her lips sealed about her date over the weekend. Get Perky with us Monday, ...
May 20, 2022

Bananas and Only Fans

Things start with a mystery with the bananas and newspaper being left in Tori's car while she was in Vegas. Stephanie is sorting the crazy energy in her house with all of her guests. "What's Roasting" -Harry Styles -Rihanna and Ed are new parents -Jojo Fletcher's wedding dress -Taylor gets an honorary degree -Carmen Electra is joining only Fans Recommendations from your content Baristas -Working Moms Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!