Episodes

*If we don't know, then we don't know; there is no hiding this fact. We want to acknowledge that our point of view is what we discuss in this podcast, and we are always open to educational moments. Enlightened living isn't about pretending; it's about accepting reality, and we are. Thank you for listening Tori and Stephanie came off of a longer-than-anticipated weekend. Stephanie talks about Indigenous Peoples Day, and Tori's discussions about a very "gifted" group of bachelorette weekend w...

Tori is remote from Maine, sharing lovely tales of foliage, loggers, and Cog trains to MT. Washington, while Stephanie has wanderlust from the basement. They get to one conclusion- Take yourself on a date. "What's Roasting" -Brangelina round 43 -Tom and Gisele send in the lawyers -Antonio Brown roasts Tom, and we hear his rap skills -Loretta Lynn -The Cult of Cannon with special guest Elon "What's Percolating" Weird News Wednesday -That's not my mask! Get Perky with us Monday, Wednes...

Retrograde is over! The First Shot Morning show has your Weekly Horoscope and what lucky day is yours this week! Tori is in Maine getting ready for lumberjack activities in the cold, and Stephanie had one witchy weekend! "What's Roasting" -Paris Fashion Week -Post Malone -"Tall Guys" singer Maren Morris and Shaq -Adam goes back to work -Lil Nas(ty) -Bruce Willis "What's Percolating" Pumpkin Spice Latte engagement ring-WHY?

Tori and Stephanie chatter about Hurricane Ian, the relief efforts, and Tori's family connection. Stephanie updates us on her health, and it's time for Tori's rejection. Pumpkin spice trash bags roll out, and the ladies wager their opinion. "What's Roasting" -Tequila confessions with Ashton Kutcher -Lewis Capaldi pizza -Depp/Heard made for TV movie on Tubi Kardashian Update "What's Percolating" Content Rec's -Tell me lies -Dahmer Tori and Stephanie both agree they need to be reading ...

Stephanie and Tori are feeling the hump day vibes. Tori drank gas station coffee, and the barista stiffed Stephanie because of a fight. "What's Roasting?" -Harry Styles is number 1 -Marlyne Barrett -Shakira -Kenan Thomson -Scarjo's baby name "What's Percolating?" -Weird News Wednesday -Man urinates on ex-wife's grave -Grudges Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

Tori and Stephanie are adjusting to the comfy sleeping weather. While Tori worked her weekend away, Stephanie squeezed in work, some family apple picking, and a job rejection. "What's Roasting" -Football season with Mac Jones -Tom Brady -Rihanna confirmed for Super Bowl -Adam Levine situation recap -Margot Robbie's most humiliating moment -Natalie Portman -Ashton Kutcher -John Cena "What's Percolating" Biggest Pumpkins Tori likes the men covered in dirt Get Perky with us Monday, Wed...

The 50th Episode is turbocharged with Tori and Stephanie; the girls toast their first fall episode and their 50th Episode together. Top Halloween costumes for 2022 "What's Roasting" Harry Styles residency? The Kardashians New Episode Khloe shares her sorrow Kylie fake momming The ever-so-relatable Kris Kim and Kanye co-parenting Johnny Depp is dating a lawyer from his legal team Charlize Theron is all set with dating New Moon News "What's Percolating" Tori's appreciation for the Wo...

Tori and Stephanie to Adam Levine-Stop Lying...but Tori believes you. "What's Roasting" -Maren Morris -The Royals -Adam Levine "Weird News Wednesday" -The voice Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday

Stephanie and Tori recap the weekend; Tori survived her best friend's wedding with only a few flesh wounds. "What's Roasting" -The Funeral of Queen Elizabeth II -Louis Capaldi banned from dating apps -Post Malone has a significant fall during a concert -50 Suing over his Penis -Blake Lively is taking back the power from the paparazzi "What's Percolating" Mercury in Retrograde and what it is affecting Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

Tori and Stephanie have a super late start because Stephanie is feeling every ounce of Retrograde "What's Roasting" -Kardashians -Blake Lively -Tom and Gisele -House of Hammer -Elvis

Tori and Stephanie catch up with the weekly happenings. Stephanie's life becomes weird news Wednesday, and the theme this week seems to be relationships as Tori's bestie George is about to get married this weekend. "What's Roasting" -Lizzo -Lasso -Succession, Sensoring, and Sebastian Stan Please explain the steel balls; we don't get it. Lying Leonardo Miley Cyrus Getting Sued Ben Affleck's 12-page wedding vows Get perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. #emmys #TFS #TFSmorningshow...

Season 2 is here with a back-to-school episode We recap Stephanie's downtime in the UK and goodbye to Queen Elizabeth II. The royals are reeling from the loss of the family captain and what is happening in the British tabloids vs. what is happening with the Royals. Stephanie has real-life new life. The first shot talks about being ALONE and starting something new. "What's Roasting" The Monarchy Fashion week in NYC Kim K's brows Zac Efron The Season finale of the Bachelor "What is perc...

Ace and Tori He is bringing the male point of view while Stephanie is away-sorry, Phil! "What's Roasting" -Ace goes to the VMA's The streets were crazy; the vibe was amped -Jack Harlow and Fergie -Lizzo in Pink -Anita Very sexualized with a whole lotta ass "What's Percolating" -Jersey girl from across the room -2 Singles dating but also the gift of the flirt -Dating IRL vs. apps- tinder, bumble, hinge -Tori in the wild experience vs. Ace -Ageism in dating Get Perky with us Monday,...

Summer vacation is here, and the ladies of The First Shot have embarked on their journey. Tori is on the Cape preparing for a change of seasons, and Stephanie is off on a UK adventure. In this episode, Stephanie is wrapping up the West Coast adventure on her UK travels. She shared her 19th wedding anniversary with her children, and no WiFi "What's roasting?" -Ben and Jen again -Scott Disick -Sarah Hyland and Wells -Dennis Rodman -Doctor Dre Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Frid...

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Tori and Stephanie are over the summer The traffic, the Jellyfish, and the people. #beprofessional was trending on LinkedIn over the weekend, and The First Shot talks a bit about finding someone and where it is appropriate! "What's Roasting?" -Olivia Newton-John -Beyonce -Taylor Swift -Serena Williams -Demi Lovato - Camilla Cabello "What's Percolating in weird news?" Mansplaining Parker Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

Does TFS Morning show start with a Monday staple of what would you do? This story takes the ladies to Toronto, where a man who recently moved into a home found a piece of string cheese left behind in his refrigerator. He decided to offer it up via trade, but he took out a giant billboard asking for things people were trading. The best offer thus far? Two Persian cats. Tori and Stephanie are definitely on brand this morning with a Kardashian recap into a Britney story. "What's roasting?" -Ka...

Yes, you read that right. Tori and Stephanie start the episode on the innocent side, discussing the new creamer/ probiotic living in Stephanie's house-Kefir. Stephanie recaps Pat Carrol as a cape resident, and ladies get down to talk about his Sex filled episode. "What's Roasting?" -Chrissy Teigan -The Kardashians Megan fox and Kourtney's photos Khloe baby Momager points fingers away to help Kylie Kendall is cozy on laps Kim and Pete are good -Beyonce lyrics again Monica Lewinsky Je...

Tori and Stephanie chat about the vessel in which your morning caffeine delivery method- THE MUG Start a new month with a bit of horoscope talk and monthly planning as we head into Virgo Season. "What's Roasting -Demi Lovato -Remake Era Working Girl with Selena Roadhouse with Jake Gyllenhaal -Beyonce's lyric change -Brad Pitt's midlife crisis "Weird News Wednesday" Knife protruding out of Alligators head in Florida Turkey Problems on Cape Cod Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and ...

It's National Simplify your life week, and Stephanie is trying to do precisely that- Tori just wrapped up the Regatta with happy news to share. "What would you do?" The Bride Tricks her friend into wearing white to her wedding in a "friendship test." "What do you think?" Applebee's wing-flavored lipgloss $65 for the set of four "What's Roasting" -Metallica -Taylor Swift, the climate criminal -Top Gun 1.3 billion -Jason Momoa's Birthday -Celebrity passing of 3 Pat Carroll, Bill Russell,...

Tori and Stephanie talk about the new family addition and becoming a grandma! What is she going to be called? Tori has her last boat race this weekend. "What's Roasting" -Lizzo and Harry -Nick Cannon a dad...again -Beyonce leaked -Shawn Mendez "What's Percolating" Tik Tok Trend with Jojo Siwa Content Recs Terptown Throwdown Cannabis Judge #capecod #trends #terptown #whatsroasting #tfsmorningshow #tfs #thefirstshot

Tori and Stephanie catch up on what they missed for taking a mental health Monday. "Weird News rules the mornings." -Vanessa Lachey -Husband who eats ear wax -on-demand-therapy "Coffee Talk" Whale breaching Scuba Shark Sightings Glamping Choco Taco "What's Roasting" -Kylie K -Selena Gomez -Adele -Camilla Cabello

Tori and Stephanie laugh about bad habits that lead to not wanting to be with someone. "What's roasting?" -Shania on Netflix -Lizzo and Beyonce -Vinyl's top 15 Kardashian Korner Content Rec's -What we do in the shadows -Love Island UK Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday, and Friday!

Stephanie has a lot going on with her various side hustles, and Tori is laughing at her juggling act. "What's Roasting" -Bennifer -Chrissy Teigen -Armie -Shooting on law and order set "What's Percolating" Weird News -Skittles are bad -Cheddar the lobster wins -Redheads get free movies Get Perky with us Monday, Wednesday and Friday.