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July 26, 2017

Rampaging Sex Crazed Monkeys

A hard drive crash the morning of recording had John scrambling to get everything back online for this episode. But the show must go on! Luke the star of the Bold and Belligerent podcast got a 12 hour twitter time out for jumping into the Rob and Slim show fray. Luke told us that we now have to do a good show to avenge his ban. Also, Jason Bryant from the Matt Talk on Line Podcast about spanking children can lead to mental issues. Nonsense in the News Man grades ex-girlfriends apology letter. ...
July 18, 2017

Going Nuclear - The Anger and Resentment Episode | Brand X Podcast 058

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe talk about how Rob from the Rob & Slim Podcast got into a Twitter war and was sent to Twitter Jail over a misspelling in a direct message. Things were rolling along just fine. There was laughing, joking, and busting balls as usual. Until the topic of Net Neutrality reared its ugly head. Then the show went nuclear. Nonsense in the News Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany' Man marries video game cartoon character Man Arres...
July 11, 2017

Phone Scammers & Porn Research | Brand X Podcast 057

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: John’s quest for porn knowledge after a Bukkake death in Japan. Should stupid people be allowed in the drive-thru lanes? The Governor of NJ shoots himself in the foot again. Doug & Anthony of the Who’s Right Podcasts proposes that the Hush Your Face Network Shows cum together to show support for the LGBTQ community. Nonsense in the News Popular Adult JAV Actress dies by Bukkake - I'm a porn watcher!! Dogs kills landlord Flori...
July 4, 2017

Technical Gremlins Invade the Show | Brand X Podcast 056

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe fight off all kinds of technical gremlins throughout the show. It’s also the start of our new regular Friday night recording. Nonsense in the News The Gene Pool cleanses itself - YouTube stunt with gun leaves boyfriend dead 111 terminally ill patients took their own lives in first 6 months of California right-to-die law Cheating Slut Gets Owned Syrian Female sniper almost shot in the head (video) We are now on Radio Vegas Rocks Thursd...
June 29, 2017

Techno Bully is a Beer Puss | Brand X Podcast 055

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: The lost episode and how John published it against his better judgment. Still no sign of the Tom & Steve Show. Nonsense in the News Smoking Hot 25 year old Teacher Arrested for having sex with students Why This Teacher Who Slept With Students Will Not Have to Register as Sex Offender Erin, go braless. It's good for you. Cosby taking the hit for men who've wronged women The End of Chinglish! We are now on Radio Vegas Rocks Th...
June 21, 2017

Techno-Bully Jihad - The Lost Episode | Brand X Podcast 048

This episode of the Brand X Podcast was very heated. So much so it was not going to be released. But, John had some personal issues to deal with and couldn’t record. So he blew the dust of of this episode and here it is. Even though these debates are heated, at the end of the day we are great friends. So buckle up Buttercup, here we go! We are now on Radio Vegas Rocks Thursdays 1 to 4 pm PDT Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! The Brand X Podcast is now a proud member of the Hush Your Face Network ...
June 14, 2017

John Has a Fat Lazy Tongue | Brand X Podcast 054

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and discuss: We are changing our live recording schedule because of Radio Vegas Rocks Jerry from the Bad Cop Bad Cop podcast pointed out that John has an issue saying Lorne from Bold and Belligerent’s wrong. John has a fat lazy tongue. Deuce is drinking Two Roads Brewing Road 2 Ruin Double IPA Jason and Mindy from the Three is Comedy podcast calls into the show. Three is Comedy now has gear - Eat a Dick Sandwich T’s are coming Jason’s whoa...
June 7, 2017

Stealin Drinkin Humpin & Survivin | Brand X Podcast 053

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: John thinks it might be time to throttle back his aggressive posture on social media. Is President Trump the Rodney Dangerfield of Presidents? Kathy Griffin tap dances after her photo shoot. Nonsense in the News Teen cuts off his own Manhood and stabs Mom over Skunk Weed Man sues dating app Grindr after 1,100 men show up expecting sex Drug Raid Live! Man who mowed lawn with tornado behind him says he 'was keeping an eye on it...
June 1, 2017

Asshats Are Everywhere | Brand X Podcast 052

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: Nonsense in the News The Biggest Prick in the World award goes to..... You Tube video of the incident The Bunny Ranch gets run down! Man supplies boss with extra cream for her coffee for over 4 years! Luke from Bold & Belligerent Isn't a fan We are now on Radio Vegas Rocks Thursdays 1 to 4 pm PDT Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! The Brand X Podcast is now a proud member of the Hush Your Face Network Podcast Shoutouts: Three i...
May 25, 2017

Pistol Packin' Momma Stops Dog Raping Maniac | Brand X Podcast 051

Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! The Brand X Podcast is now a proud member of the Hush Your Face Network Podcast Shoutouts: Three is Comedy Bad Cop Bad Cop Bold and Belligerent Now That I’m Older Toe on the Trigger Ice in the Face The Story Behind WTF of Success Unwritable Rant The Tavern Podcast Horribly Awkward Podcast Horrible Gamers Podcast The Nerdowells Podcast Pull My Finger Everyone Has A Podcast Ped and Mellor Rob and Slim The Naked Porch Pull My Finger Who’s Right To find other great ...
May 19, 2017

Gerbling, Eeling & Sologamy | Brand X Podcast 050

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: Jayson Bryant from Mat Talk Online is a bit of a squirrel Terminator Tom and Steve Show - Tap Dancing on the Mine Field Again!! Earth Wind and Ozzy Nonsense in the News Factory worker sticks a 1.6ft long eel into his anus believing it could treat his constipation Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a Sasquatch Fussy First Dates contestant's 22-point checklist of what she wants in a man - including low sex dr...
May 15, 2017

Squirrels With Bad Attitudes | Brand X Podcast 049

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: Breathalyzer for your Smartphone Man Allegedly Shoots Squirrel With Bow And Arrow For ‘Giving Him A Look’ Man tries to wrestle and rope 9ft shark 'like a cowboy' before maneater attacks him Vero Beach Man Asks Police To Arrest Him For DUI - Sebastian Daily Backyard fire meant to scare opossums causes $50,000 worth of damage to home Homeowner restrains armed robbery suspect America's "first" serial killer to be exhumed Sex, Guns...
May 5, 2017

John vs Jack and Jack Won | Brand X Podcast 047

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe the celebrate their one year podcast anniversary. Someone had the brilliant idea to break out the Jack Daniel’s to do a celebratory shot. Well, who only does one shot of Jack? Not John. John comes to the realization that he might not be able to defend himself like he did back in the day. There was a loud noise, a 911 call, and finally some shame and embarrassment. But never fear Deuce will hook John up with some home defense items. To...
April 28, 2017

Robots Don't Get High Cholesterol | Brand X Podcast 046

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John & Deuce discuss: Doctor dragged off United flight was felon who traded prescription drugs for secret gay sex with patient half his age and took them himself - and he needed anger management, was 'not forthright' and had control issues, psychiatrist found Transgender contestant outed on Survivor Watch out for video clothes hooks!! Feather eyebrows? Stop it. Robots don’t get high cholesterol, but they do have to worry about lighting strikes! The Br...
April 13, 2017

The Blender and Toaster Show | Brand X Podcast 045

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John & Deuce discuss: We are Joeless John tells the story of his elevator career demise. John’s Lower Back Update Throwing Doctor’s From The Plane What’s Deuce Drinking? - Raging Bitch John explains how podcasting works to the Baby Boomers and Flip Phone Users Looks like the "Slut Shaming" angry customer in Santa Monica video is really a Web Cam Girl. Chinese engineer ‘marries’ robot after failing to find a human wife John and Deuce discuss if the tec...
April 7, 2017

Golf Cart & Rooster - Knuckles & Gun | Brand X Podcast 044

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: John is suffering from back pain. Deuce is suffering from The Donald Trump of Gloucester County Pain. And Joe joins the ranks of the employed. Dead criminal’s family complains victim’s AR-15 made the fight unfair World’s first ‘talking sex doll’ lets you program her personality and will remember your favorite food We get our 1st phone call! “It’s The Jimmy.” Florida tourist flips golf cart while attempting to run over rooster...
March 29, 2017

Hot and Heavy Clown Sex | Brand X Podcast 043

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: Transgender ‘feminist’ lays down the law: ‘Some women have penises’ Mischa Barton Revenge Porn! Man Takes 35 Viagra Pills.... Canada Vanity License Plate Revoked as Offensive to Women Deuce Defends His Wife’s Honor The Legend of Billy the Clown Joe misses out on Clown Fetish Sex (No, Not With Billy The Clown) Joke of the Podcast for Super Fan Dave The Brand X Podcast is now a proud member of the Hush Your Face Network Podca...
March 23, 2017

Technobully Embraces Samantha The Love Doll | Brand X Podcast 042

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: Deuce wins the snow total bet when Snowmageddon turned into Nomageddon. A transgender man has given birth, making he and his partner the first transgender couple to have a baby An Engineer has created an artificially intelligent robot with a functioning G-spot who wants to romp “all the time” Castro is a great podcast app 10 Worst Jobs of 2016 Cellphone footage captures armed citizen saving deputy by shooting his attacker The ...
March 14, 2017

Snowmageddon and Techno Bullies | Brand X Podcast 041

John doesn't have time for show notes Podcast Shoutouts: Three is Comedy Bad Cop Bad Cop Bold and Belligerent Now That I’m Older Toe on the Trigger Ice in the Face The Story Behind WTF of Success Unwritable Rant Couple Things Podcast To find other great independent podcasts search the hashtag #Podernfamily Thank you so much for listening. If you enjoyed the episode, please SUBSCRIBE on iTunes | Stitcher | Google Play | RSS and leave a rating and or review. This warms our heart and makes us sm...
March 9, 2017

Nosy Plumbers, Missing Strippers, and Chocolate Balloon Knots | Brand X Podcast 040

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce, Joe and “The Jimmy” discuss: Trump Supporters are Pussys - Trump Supporters in Berkeley Attacked by Black-Clad Anarchists; Elderly Man Pepper-Sprayed Don't complain about the Tuna Casserole. Pennsylvania Wife Kills Husband in Fight Over Burned Casserole Found it: Deputy looking for cow in road hits cow in road Nothing says I love you like a Chocolate Butt Hole Butte Montana Man Charged with his 23rd DUI Plumber fired after taking a picture of ...
March 2, 2017

Skunked on Social Media | Brand X Podcast 039

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: Did John get himself in trouble on social media again? What happens this time? John and a skunk lock eyes and not in a loving way. [16:12] You Tube shuts down feed of Giraffe birth [21:11] Missing Richard Simmons - The Podcast [23:17] Witches Plan To Cast Mass Spell Against Donald Trump [27:04] ‘More paint and less hate’: Online petition calls for end to ‘black targets’ at shooting ranges [35:57] Florida Man Tells Police ...
Feb. 23, 2017

Horse Cock and Can't Understand Normal Thinking | Brand X Podcast 038

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John, Deuce and Joe discuss: John is still the Podcast Oreo Eating Champion. Luke from Bold & Belligerent tried to retake the crown but all he did was have a quick snack. How John suffers for his art. Oreo sugar high and crash. John picks up Deuce’s old boss Herb imitation and can’t stop doing the Herb voice. John now is oreo addicted. The Oreo Challenge was 1,620 calories. Deuce estimated John had a 4,000 calorie the day of the oreo challenge. Horse ...
Feb. 15, 2017

Competitive Oreo Eating And Assorted tales Of Gluttony | Brand X Podcast 037

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss: John has issues with the kids and McDonald's drive-in Deuce didn’t know that there were three sizes of Big Mac's John’s not happy with the way Taco Bell hooks customers on an item and then just discontinues the item. Protestors better get out of the way in Tennessee! Deuce enjoys watching protesting liberals getting hit by cars Video of a protester getting hit by a car. John advocates the police opening up a can of Whoop-Ass on ...
Feb. 10, 2017

Boobs And Bugs On The Brain | Brand X Podcast 036

In this episode of the Brand X Podcast John and Deuce discuss: John engaged in some twitter drama over a woman who posted a picture of herself in a tight t-shirt. Someone paid homage to her upper attributes and she was offended. So what is a guy to do when faced with this dilemma? Wife Admits to Killing Husband by Putting Antifreeze in Steroids Doctors find live cockroach inside woman’s skull Video of Cockroach Removal Who would you trust to help you dispose of a body? Deuce Heads to Cali! T...
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