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March 16, 2018

Killing My Wife: Hypothetically | Brand X Podcast 084

John picks on a podcast newbie on Facebook and has bully remorse John helps a client fend off Twitter Trolls Doug from The Who’s Right Podcast isn’t talking to John Trans 'Male' On Testosterone Wins Girls' State Wrestling Tournament Second Year In Row Florida Teacher Says Her Racist Podcast Was ‘Satire’ OJ Simpson confesses to killing his wife in a 2006 interview, hypothetically The Tom and Steve Show is no more. Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you...
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Feb. 28, 2018

Will John Get Ink? | Brand X Podcast 083

Deuce reminds John of his promise to get a tattoo if the Eagles win the Super Bowl. John Hates tattoos. The Jimmy piles on and lets John know he has a tattoo artist. They talk about TV Series worth watching. Kevin Smith has a heart attack at 47. A woman cries on twitter over Kevin Smith. John lobbies for a woman to cry on Twitter for John when he has his heart attack. John has all 5 signs of having a heart attack. When John dies he wants a Chinese Funeral because of the Strippers. They plan ...
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Feb. 22, 2018

It's The Jimmy | Brand X Podcast 082

In this episode "The Jimmy" joins John in the Brand X Podcast studio. Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce,, & Joe. Call Line (856) 322-2473 or from your computer or Phone use Speak Pipe and you can email us brandxpod@gmail.com We are proud to be a part of the Hush Your Face Network Podcast Shoutouts: Evening Radio Podcast The Difference Between Us Bad Cop Bad Cop The Whonan Podcast Toe on the Trigger The Story Behind ...
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Feb. 1, 2018

John Plays With His New Toy | Brand X Podcast 081

John and Deuce talk about the Philadelphia Eagles getting ready for Super Bowl LII. John and Deuce pick prop bets for the Super Bowl. Deuce and his co-workers go to an escape room John and Deuce talk about a college bar from back in the day to pick up college chicks. Even though John and Deuce didn’t attend College they hung out and drank at College John has control of the @PodcastShare twitter account for this week. Deuce thinks John using the @PodcastShare twitter account to promote the ...
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Jan. 25, 2018

Turnabout is Fair Play? John Gets a Twitter Troll | Brand X Podcast 080

John is excited the Philadelphia Eagles are in Super Bowl 52. The beat the Minnesota Vikings and the Vikings fans that traveled to Philadelphia were not happy with how they were treated by Eagles fans. John and Deuce think Eagles fans were just misunderstood. John also has a personal twitter troll @littleorphanangry on twitter who is living rent-free in John’s head. The second annual “No Sandwich Saturday” or what is commonly known as the Women's March happened and John has no idea why they ar...
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Jan. 13, 2018

Dog Pile’s and Stockholm Syndrome | Brand X Podcast 079

John was surprised by the way Deuce took up with Doug and Anthony from Who’s Right against John. John feels like Deuce should have had his back. John and his ex-wife buy a car for his daughter. Which made John lose his temper. Jay Thomas died of throat cancer. Jerry Van Dyke also died. The Guys talk about the TV show Coach. John needs a colonoscopy John, Dave from Bad Cop Bad Cop, and Daniel from Toe on the Trigger are going to have a weight off. There will be no naked pictures of the losers...
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Jan. 1, 2018

Psychopathic Troll | Brand X Podcast 078

John seems to get in trouble on Twitter weekly. Deuce and Doug & Anthony from Who’s Right podcast try to give John a Social Media Intervention. Also, Deuce is afraid if John drops dead that he and the other 30 some odd pallbearers will get hernias trying to carry his piano case size coffin. Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John & Deuce. The call in Line is (856) 322-2473 or from your computer or Phone use Speak Pipe and you can email us brandxpod@gmail.com We...
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Dec. 25, 2017

Christmas Best of Episode | Brand X Podcast 077

Merry Christmas to our listeners. Here is a present from Deuce, Joe, and John to you. Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce,, & Joe. Call Line (856) 322-2473 or from your computer or Phone use Speak Pipe and you can email us brandxpod@gmail.com We are proud to be a part of the Hush Your Face Network Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Podcast Shoutouts: Evening Radio Podcast Bad Cop Bad Cop The Whonan Podcast Toe on the Trigger The Story Behind Unwritable...
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Dec. 21, 2017

Meet the Transgender’s | Brand X Podcast 076

John changes his opinion on Net Neutrality and Deuce wants an apology. John shouts out Jen Briney’s podcast The Congressional Dish on Net Neutrality. After John watched the last Facebook Live he has determined that he hates video. John’s lack of reading ability may be due to the fact he can’t really see the screen clearly. Deuce hate the left so much he only makes right turns. John’s weekly social media drama about Net Neutrality. John goes full Techno Bully on Procasters, Media Hosting Com...
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Dec. 14, 2017

Wife Stolen by the Love of Cox | Brand X Podcast 075

Twitter drama and Poo Haiku’s start off this episode. John also wants to figure out how to produce "The Jimmy" podcast. Nonsense in the News Bud Light sends Minneapolis brewery a cease and desist from the Resistance Philadelphia Eagles' Fletcher Cox Sued for Stealing Man's Wife 'Time Traveler' who came from the future 'warns' Earth will be attacked by aliens in 2018 YouTube idiot cemented his head inside a microwave Amazon delivery woman defecates on customer’s front yard while dropping off pa...
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Dec. 8, 2017

Sexual Harassment Takedowns | Brand X Podcast 074

Matt Lauer is the latest to be taken down by his alleged rapey behavior. The song “Baby it’s cold outside” is Rapey by today’s standards. Is podcasting’s new download algorithm causing podcasters to off themselves? John shares his time in therapy. And Nonsense in the News Nonsense in the News Problem at sex doll brothel: The johns are getting too weird Anti-LGBT politician resigns after being 'caught having sex with man in his office Is Matt Lauer the reason NBC spiked Ronan Farrow’s Harvey We...
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Nov. 29, 2017

John's Bad Luck Streak | Brand X Podcast 073

John had a rough week. Did the Good Doctor Jen Gunter put a hex on him? We were trolled by an Urban Dictionary troll James Fell. And there are a lot of crazy news stories to discuss. Nonsense in the News Grocery Chain Recalls Nuts Because Packages Didn't Warn That They Contain — Nuts! Military Pilots Who Traced Giant Phallus In Sky Face Punishment Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce,, & Joe. Call Line (856) 322-2473 or from your computer or Phone us...
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Nov. 17, 2017

The Clam Strikes Back! | Brand X Podcast 072

Well, the good Doctor whose story we discussed in the last episode didn't take kindly to our humor about her vaginosis issue. She shared our podcast on her twitter feed and her supporters came to her rescue and attacked us. It was fantastic! And as usual, there are a lot of crazy news stories to discuss. Nonsense in the News Doctor dumped boyfriend because he criticised the smell of her vagina – and wants other women to follow suit. Feminist Hero Bakes Sourdough Bread Using Her Own Vaginal Yea...
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Nov. 6, 2017

Smelly Clam Oh Smelly Clam | Brand X Podcast 071

After a three week hiatus. John, Deuce, and Joe Come are well rested and ready to make you laugh. John lays out the rules of social media as it pertains to Exhibitionists and Lurkers. Deuce has stories from his California trip. And there a ton of crazy news stories to discuss. Nonsense in the News It's okay to be White Doctor Breaks Up With Boyfriend Because He complained About Her Vagina Smell Woman 'caught giving man oral sex on Delta flight' Restaurant Uses Pre- And Post-Transition Caitlyn ...
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Oct. 12, 2017

Sexual Predators and Conspiracy Theories | Brand X Podcast 070

The Las Vegas shooting conspiracy, Harvey Weinstein's sexual escapades, and some heated debates. Deuce takes his Break Room ball and goes home. Nonsense in the News Woman Charged With Beating Boyfriend To Death With Frying Pans Harvey Weinstein Paid Off Sexual Harassment Accusers for Decades Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce,, & Joe. Call Line (856) 322-2473 or from your computer or Phone use Speak Pipe and you can email us brandxpod@gmail.com We...
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Oct. 2, 2017

Views on Hugh - The Life of an American Icon | Brand X Podcast 069

We remember Hugh Hefner and his contributions to American culture. Deuce meets Miss America and she takes a shining to his classic Corvette. What’s Deuce Drinking? It’s Two Roads Brewing Company’s Twenty Ton Ale. In the Breakroom, they ponder who refills the sun? John announces a new podcast he is starting with Doug from Who’s Right. Nonsense in the News GLAAD CEO calls Hugh Hefner a ‘misogynist,’ blasts media for positive coverage Florida mom has affair with daughter's husband, attempts to ki...
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Sept. 28, 2017

Your Head’s Stuck Where? | Brand X Podcast 068

Joe was missing in action so Doug from the Who’s Right Podcast jumped on line with us. Deuce bring up the Movie of Jaws and that sparked a shark debate and if Jamie from Mythbusters was gay. Does Beret mean Gay? Nonsense in the News Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife’s vagina Sign language interpreter signs gibberish....again! Interpreter Video Mad Shitter on the loose, dumps while jogging! Despite Pleas, Oklahoma City Officer Fatally Shoots Deaf Man Fans Petition 'W...
Sept. 20, 2017

Transexuals & Cats Lead to Impotence in Straight Men | Brand X Podcast 067

Emily from The Story Behind Podcast asked John for a favor and of course, John replied. John recaps last episode and how it took a lot of Jack Daniels to calm him down. Deuce has a new segment - In the Breakroom. Nonsense in the News Top Model Comes Out As Trans After Walking In NYC Fashion Week Theodora Quinlivan Instagram Fist fight over a painted penis! Man left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a CAT and contracting rare feline disease Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is...
Sept. 5, 2017

Breast Milk Brownies with Deez Nuts | Brand X Podcast 065

Superfan Dave joins the Guys for this episode. John gets a shiny new audio mixer (Zoom Live Track L-12) just hours before the show. Jerry from the Bad Cop Bad Cop Show challenged John’s manhood because John didn’t want to tear the studio apart before the show, So John tears the studio apart and can’t get the new mixer to work in time and has to scramble to hook up the old mixer. John realizes he is no Mike Rowe. John was banished from a Facebook Podcast Group after a Social Justice Warrior attac...
Aug. 30, 2017

Powerball Madness and iPhone Tech Support | Brand X Podcast 064

Happy 25th Anniversary to Deuce & Diane. We recount events of the day, and what a day it was. Joe pulls the trigger and buys an iPhone! The Jimmy almost broke John when John tries to walk Jimmy through email on his iPhone. ADD was raging tonight as we jump from topic to topic like car tops in a Houston parking lot. The Jimmy goes Facebook Live and John joins the show! Nonsense in the News Massachusetts hospital worker claims record undivided $758 million Powerball jackpot The Jimmy makes a pla...
Aug. 23, 2017

Disaster at the Strip Club and We're Back! | Brand X Podcast 063

Techno Bully does battle with Hackers from another land over ransomware. John exercises his fat lazy South Jersey Tongue. The Who’s Right podcast cries about their plug. John has a great idea for a weight loss app using Sarah from Ice and the Face. Also, listener feedback. Nonsense in the News Couple moving grill in SUV injured in explosion after one lights a cigarette - Sent to us by "The Jimmy" Tainted Buffet At Jackson Strip Club Blamed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage Paris Hilton t...
Aug. 16, 2017

The "WTF is Going On?" Episode

We are Joeless this episode. Nonsense in the News British Woman Shot In Vagina After Sexual Fantasy Goes Horribly Wrong Arkansas Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Neighbors' Donkeys 15 Teenagers Treated for Rabies After Engaging in Bestiality with Donkey Female teacher had sex with schoolgirl in car 'then bragged to friends about it' Woman Who Lost Her Arm Has A Hilariously Brilliant Tinder Bio Find Lauren on twitter and Instagram Intoxicated driver yelled racial slurs, tried to flee on bike ...
Aug. 10, 2017

Techno Bully Rocks Out Live

John wants to start “The Jimmy” podcast if Jimmy wouldn’t clam up. John charges into Dunkin Donuts to complain about being shorted in the drive thru only to find the wake-up wraps were stuck in between his seats. Pete Rose is even a bigger alleged scumbag than we thought. Friend of the show, Mark Des Cotes from the Resourceful Designer Podcast, a Canadian clears up the Canadian money debate Nonsense in the News Baseball Legend Pete Rose, Accused of Sex With Minor in 1970’s The gene pool once a...
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Aug. 1, 2017

Techno Bully Taken Down By Gross Stories

John’s shit starting gets him blocked again on Twitter. This time Jasmine Cain kicks John to the curb for trolling. It seems the Sexbot industry is picking up steam. And the guys discuss some added features. John gets woozy when the news includes bodily functions and Deuce sees an opening to make John suffer. Nonsense in the News City of Toronto tears down handyman's park stairs Don't bathe in a Florida retention pond Chimp with an AK-47 Thieving Socialist steals neighbor's newspaper! Shit eat...
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