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Como Estas Bitches | Episode 103
May 11, 2022

Como Estas Bitches | Episode 103

On August 20, 2018, John and Deuce published episode 102. 1,361 days later they published episode 103. John and Deuce ease into episode 103 like a hot bath. Find out what happened, and what’s been going on with Deuce. And whe...
Conspiracy Hypothesis | Brand X Podcast 102
Aug. 20, 2018

Conspiracy Hypothesis | Brand X Podcast 102

John Thinks about Deuce's theory that Lawyers and lawsuits allowed more stupid people to survive and procreate. John comes up with some Conspiracy Hypothesis of his own and Deuce and the Chat Room laugh. Millennial Couple Bik...
Preserving the Stupid Gene | Brand X Podcast 101
Aug. 13, 2018

Preserving the Stupid Gene | Brand X Podcast 101

Lawyers are preserving the stupid gene. John & Deuce discuss Militant Vegans, Bar Fights, Gun Safety, and how due to Lawyers we are now overrun with stupidity. Popular Pig Roast Canceled Amid Complaints From Militant Vegans B...
What's Your Guilty Pleasure? | Brand X Podcast 100
Aug. 6, 2018

What's Your Guilty Pleasure? | Brand X Podcast 100

John and Deuce welcome Joe back for episode 100. John finds a Swinger Podcast @PriorySociety and discusses the Swinger Lifestyle. It was International Beer day and we talk about "The Order of Yoni" brewery launched a line of ...
Tastes Like Chicken | Brand X Podcast 099
July 27, 2018

Tastes Like Chicken | Brand X Podcast 099

John reads the US Constitution and a debate breaks out once again. Alexia Music Trivia 70’s style, and some Nonsense in the News. Stupid dopey villagers blame crocodile for man's actions What does Crocodile taste like? Tattoo...
Life, Liberty, and Chick-Fil-A | Brand X Podcast 098
July 17, 2018

Life, Liberty, and Chick-Fil-A | Brand X Podcast 098

John and Deuce talk Chick-fil-a and Gay Pride, but a history lesson breaks out via Deuce. John offers to answer Twitter’s CEO’s Tweets. Deuce goes on a “Lefty” rant and John gives podcasters an ear full about bad sound. Twitt...
Vacations and Guns | Brand X Podcast 097
July 9, 2018

Vacations and Guns | Brand X Podcast 097

Deuce is back from vacation and gets into a Facebook comment war with “Dude from Episode 26 Unsocial Media - The Unfriend Zone . We discuss why bring Pepper Spray to a Gunfight? A Stalker from New Zealand shows up in Richmond...
The Lost Episode Part 2 | Brand X Podcast Bonus
June 27, 2018

The Lost Episode Part 2 | Brand X Podcast Bonus

This episode bothered John so much it took 286 days to release it to the public. This was recorded on September 13, 2017. Joe was still with the podcast. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. John loses his patience an...
The Lost Episode Part 1 | Brand X Podcast Bonus
June 27, 2018

The Lost Episode Part 1 | Brand X Podcast Bonus

This episode bothered John so much it took 286 days to release it to the public. This was recorded on September 13, 2017. Joe was still with the podcast. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. John loses his patience an...
John the Jinx | Brand X Podcast 096
June 17, 2018

John the Jinx | Brand X Podcast 096

One of our fans calls out John for being lazy. John is a self-proclaimed moosh. Playing Poker, John uses his bad luck to his advantage by rooting for his opponent's cards NJ signs sports betting into law. Nonsense In The News...
Cheesecake and Psychopaths | Brand X Podcast 095
June 6, 2018

Cheesecake and Psychopaths | Brand X Podcast 095

John and Deuce weigh in on Roseanne, Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake, and the "Right to Try Law." We also take the Sociopath Test. John loses a bet with Lisa & Sam from the I Shake My Head Podcast. Nonsense In The News Roseanne B...
No F**ks Left To Give | Brand X Podcast 094
May 28, 2018

No F**ks Left To Give | Brand X Podcast 094

This episode we have a guest. Deuce’s wife Diane joins us in the studio. John has no more F**ks to give about all the NFL nonsense about the National Anthem. Nonsense In The News Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons,...
Parking Lot Confrontations | Brand X Podcast 093
May 21, 2018

Parking Lot Confrontations | Brand X Podcast 093

John has computer issues, which turned into a parking lot confrontation. Secular Soup and enjoyed our review of their show and our argument. John & Deuce play an Alexia Music Game. Nonsense In The News Santa Claus is a perver...
Avoiding The Landmines Of Dating | Brand X Podcast 092
May 15, 2018

Avoiding The Landmines Of Dating | Brand X Podcast 092

John likes the term “Mz.” Being a real man is all about having respect for Women. But does being a Gentleman put you to the Friend Zone? Talking dating vs dating back in the day. John enjoys being single. John is a Sologamist...
The Problem With Kids Today Is They Can’t Take A Beating | Brand X Podcast 091
May 9, 2018

The Problem With Kids Today Is They Can’t Take A Beating | Brand X Podcast 091

John wants to start a new segment called Podcast Spotlight, where John and hopefully Deuce review a new podcast they happen to find. The Tom and Steve Show is gone! Wiped from the internet John and Deuce start talking Cryptoc...
Toxic Masculinity | Brand X Podcast 090
April 30, 2018

Toxic Masculinity | Brand X Podcast 090

John and Deuce are sans Jimmy this episode. We tackle the topic of toxic masculinity. Someone reached out to John and asked if they wrote a stand-up set would John go on stage and perform their Jokes. John solves the Dunkin D...
The Mmm-Hmm Concurrence | Brand X Podcast 089
April 25, 2018

The Mmm-Hmm Concurrence | Brand X Podcast 089

John and Deuce are still working out some bugs in the new studio. John wants to fire the show's editor. John started the Ketogenic Diet and is dealing with major brain fog and Keto flu. John & Deuce talk about intestinal worm...
John In The Spotlight - Thanks Alcohol | Brand X Podcast 088
April 20, 2018

John In The Spotlight - Thanks Alcohol | Brand X Podcast 088

This is the first test of the new Brand X Studio John goes to Open Mic Night and Drinks enough Jack Daniel’s to get on stage The Can’t Understand Normal Thinking Bracket bit took a hit Another Teacher abused student Inmate of...
Condom Snorting and is there a White Tax? | Brand X Podcast 087
April 7, 2018

Condom Snorting and is there a White Tax? | Brand X Podcast 087

John and Deuce discuss if either one of them would pay a “White Tax?” Food Stall Serves Up A Social Experiment: White Customers Asked To Pay More. John can’t say “disparity.” John talks about the last Who’s Right Podcast John...
Can’t Understand Normal Thinking Championship | Brand X Podcast 086
March 31, 2018

Can’t Understand Normal Thinking Championship | Brand X Podcast 086

The Jimmy is back! We discuss his visit to the Hospital. It’s March Madness and we roll out the Sweet 16 Can’t Understand Normal Thinking bracket. People on Twitter are mocking Ben Affleck's massive back tattoo and should he ...
Stephen Hawking and Autonomous Car Visit the Show | Brand X Podcast 085
March 23, 2018

Stephen Hawking and Autonomous Car Visit the Show | Brand X Podcast 085

Stephen Hawking: Visionary physicist dies aged 76 Gal Gadot gets attacked for paying tribute to Stephen Hawking by Twitter Trolls Stephen Hawking visits the show The Self-Driving Uber in Fatal Crash Didn't Have a Vision Probl...
Killing My Wife: Hypothetically | Brand X Podcast 084
March 16, 2018

Killing My Wife: Hypothetically | Brand X Podcast 084

John picks on a podcast newbie on Facebook and has bully remorse John helps a client fend off Twitter Trolls Doug from The Who’s Right Podcast isn’t talking to John Trans 'Male' On Testosterone Wins Girls' State Wrestling Tou...
Will John Get Ink? | Brand X Podcast 083
Feb. 28, 2018

Will John Get Ink? | Brand X Podcast 083

Deuce reminds John of his promise to get a tattoo if the Eagles win the Super Bowl. John Hates tattoos. The Jimmy piles on and lets John know he has a tattoo artist. They talk about TV Series worth watching. Kevin Smith has a...
It's The Jimmy | Brand X Podcast 082
Feb. 22, 2018

It's The Jimmy | Brand X Podcast 082

In this episode "The Jimmy" joins John in the Brand X Podcast studio. Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce,, & Joe. Call Line (856) 322-2473 or from y...