Episodes

John and Deuce didn’t hit the billion-dollar Mega Millions Jackpot. An 80-year-old store owner shoots a robber before he can say “Put Your Hands Up!” But the wounded robber did scream, “He Shot My Arm Off!!!” All the way to the hospital, where he was arrested. Uncool Things Boomers do - How many of these do John and Deuce still do? John Hates Cops and Cats Stop asking people to fund your sick cat’s, Vet Bill. Send it across the Rainbow Bridge. Deuce answers listener questions Follow us: h...

The Large Hadron Collider was activated the day of this recording July 5th, 2022. John thinks this has shot him into another dimension which is Hell. He is losing to 12-year-olds playing PokerStars VR Poker on the River as a big favorite. Plus he is podcasting with Dave from Rubberneckers. We also talk about seeing Jaws when it was released in 1975. How Fathers made sons face their fears like real men! In the middle of the episode, John’s mind goes blank. And Deuce answers listener questions ...

In this episode, we go back to our roots. The pizza parlor wasn’t interested in us recording in their establishment. Understandable, so we move to plan B. We recorded via the interwebs. We get the results of Deuce’s stress test. John tries to sell Deuce on the Metaverse A big woke battle rages at the Washington Post Do you invite racist family members to your interracial wedding? And we see how many podcasts are still producing episodes from our old podcast shoutout list. Follow us: https...

On August 20, 2018, John and Deuce published episode 102. 1,361 days later they published episode 103. John and Deuce ease into episode 103 like a hot bath. Find out what happened, and what’s been going on with Deuce. And where the show will be going in the future. For anyone who is still subscribed to this podcast, thank you for not losing faith.

John Thinks about Deuce's theory that Lawyers and lawsuits allowed more stupid people to survive and procreate. John comes up with some Conspiracy Hypothesis of his own and Deuce and the Chat Room laugh. Millennial Couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ are Murdered Man dies from bacterial infection from Vibrio vulnificus in raw oysters - Deuce Feel Vindicated Matt Lauer agrees to give his ex $20 million in divorce settlement Woman gives birth while overdosing on heroin in ...

Lawyers are preserving the stupid gene. John & Deuce discuss Militant Vegans, Bar Fights, Gun Safety, and how due to Lawyers we are now overrun with stupidity. Popular Pig Roast Canceled Amid Complaints From Militant Vegans Bar fight brawler gets chaired Man Accidentally Shot Himself and a Friend Man Attempts to Blow up NYC Gas Station Links: Emily’s Book: The Story Behind: The Extraordinary History Behind Ordinary Objects Rob and Slim Show: Rob's Dad fund VIDEO: I AM VEGAN AND YES, I AM JUDG...

John and Deuce welcome Joe back for episode 100. John finds a Swinger Podcast @PriorySociety and discusses the Swinger Lifestyle. It was International Beer day and we talk about "The Order of Yoni" brewery launched a line of beer made from the "vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models." We tried streaming the episode live and the chatroom fills up and the listeners drive the show. We also caught some shrapnel over episode 99. Beer Made From The Vaginal Lactic Acid Of Hot Models Finally Goes ...

John reads the US Constitution and a debate breaks out once again. Alexia Music Trivia 70’s style, and some Nonsense in the News. Stupid dopey villagers blame crocodile for man's actions What does Crocodile taste like? Tattoo addict has GENITALS removed because they interfere with his 'aesthetic enjoyment Let Us Know What You Think. Follow Us on Social Media Facebook (We would love it if you gave us a review) Twitter Instagram Leave US A Voice Message By Phone: (856) 322-2473 Speakpipe ...

John and Deuce talk Chick-fil-a and Gay Pride, but a history lesson breaks out via Deuce. John offers to answer Twitter’s CEO’s Tweets. Deuce goes on a “Lefty” rant and John gives podcasters an ear full about bad sound. Twitter CEO apologizes for eating Chick-fil-A during Pride Month Twitter begins removing millions of accounts in crackdown on fake profiles Lions eat 'rhino poachers' on South African game reserve Luckiest Man Alive - NJ Man Finds Wife, Mechanic Lover Killed By Carbon Monoxide M...

Deuce is back from vacation and gets into a Facebook comment war with “Dude from Episode 26 Unsocial Media - The Unfriend Zone. We discuss why bring Pepper Spray to a Gunfight? A Stalker from New Zealand shows up in Richmond Va to abduct a 16-year-old girl and Mom shoots him in the neck. We think we got called out by another podcaster for doing accents and making fun of stereotypes. Let Us Know What You Think. Follow Us on Social Media Facebook (We would love it if you gave us a review) Twit...

This episode bothered John so much it took 286 days to release it to the public. This was recorded on September 13, 2017. Joe was still with the podcast. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. John loses his patience and Deuce and Joe Dogpile on and won’t let up. Nonsense In The News Dirty Filthy Naughty Nurses Every Automobile Enthusiasts Worst Fears Confirmed Please give us a review on Facebook Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to inter...

This episode bothered John so much it took 286 days to release it to the public. This was recorded on September 13, 2017. Joe was still with the podcast. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. John loses his patience and Deuce and Joe Dogpile on and won’t let up. Please give us a review on Facebook Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce, & Joe. Call Line (856) 322-2473 or from your computer or Phone use Speak Pipe an...

One of our fans calls out John for being lazy. John is a self-proclaimed moosh. Playing Poker, John uses his bad luck to his advantage by rooting for his opponent's cards NJ signs sports betting into law. Nonsense In The News Philadelphia 76ers team president Bryan Colangelo resigns Fly Eagles Fly - But not to the White House Please give us a review on Facebook Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce,, & Joe. Call Line (8...

John and Deuce weigh in on Roseanne, Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake, and the "Right to Try Law." We also take the Sociopath Test. John loses a bet with Lisa & Sam from the I Shake My Head Podcast. Nonsense In The News Roseanne Barr Incites Fury With Racist Tweet, and Her Show Is Canceled by ABC Radio presenters and journalists among top jobs for psychopaths The test that will tell you if someone is a sociopath Please give us a review on Facebook Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the sho...

This episode we have a guest. Deuce’s wife Diane joins us in the studio. John has no more F**ks to give about all the NFL nonsense about the National Anthem. Nonsense In The News Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees Lucas Glover said wife ‘has gone crazy’ after she told 911 his mother attacked her An exasperated man strolls past bomb squad to the empty suspicious package before being rugby-tackled by FBI N.F.L. Teams Will Be Fined if Players Kneel During Natio...

John has computer issues, which turned into a parking lot confrontation. Secular Soup and enjoyed our review of their show and our argument. John & Deuce play an Alexia Music Game. Nonsense In The News Santa Claus is a pervert Woman may have served lover's remains at neighborhood barbecue Please give us a review on Facebook Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce,, & Joe. Call Line (856) 322-2473 or from your computer or ...

John likes the term “Mz.” Being a real man is all about having respect for Women. But does being a Gentleman put you to the Friend Zone? Talking dating vs dating back in the day. John enjoys being single. John is a Sologamist Podcast Spotlight This is a new segment where we review a new Podcast. John picked Secular Soup “Welcome to the Secular Soup podcast! Your hosts are Ami from Texas and Amy from Minnesota, and we’re just two blueberries floating in a bowl of tomato soup. Tune in for re...

John wants to start a new segment called Podcast Spotlight, where John and hopefully Deuce review a new podcast they happen to find. The Tom and Steve Show is gone! Wiped from the internet John and Deuce start talking Cryptocurrency. Deuce was a huge Simpson’s fan. They talk about the Apu Controversy John finally breaks down and buys YouTube Red to watch Cobra Kai John talks about his parenting style. Nonsense In The News Florida County Commissioner Arrested For Housing, Feeding, Paying F...

John and Deuce are sans Jimmy this episode. We tackle the topic of toxic masculinity. Someone reached out to John and asked if they wrote a stand-up set would John go on stage and perform their Jokes. John solves the Dunkin Donuts Drive-Thru problem John and Deuce tell childhood stories of being assholes Deuce taunts John with sugar Nonsense In The News 80-Year-Old Cancer-Stricken Nun Has Been Left Skint After Legal Battle With Katy Perry Please give us a review on Facebook Get Your Brand ...

John and Deuce are still working out some bugs in the new studio. John wants to fire the show's editor. John started the Ketogenic Diet and is dealing with major brain fog and Keto flu. John & Deuce talk about intestinal worms John does battle with Dunkin Donuts Drive Thru Deuce taunts John sugar Doug from Who’s Right Podcast called in for a brief second Deuce is anomaly Deuce is a urine test overachiever Nonsense In The News This Guy Paints the Sex He Allegedly Has with Aliens The Presid...

This is the first test of the new Brand X Studio John goes to Open Mic Night and Drinks enough Jack Daniel’s to get on stage The Can’t Understand Normal Thinking Bracket bit took a hit Another Teacher abused student Inmate offers 20 jail meals for cellmate to kill ex-wife Florida Woman On Probation For DUI Gets DUI Student charged with animal cruelty after biting chicken's head off Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce...

John and Deuce discuss if either one of them would pay a “White Tax?” Food Stall Serves Up A Social Experiment: White Customers Asked To Pay More. John can’t say “disparity.” John talks about the last Who’s Right Podcast John was helping Doug from Who’s Right with editing There might be a Co-host swap episode with Who’s Right in the future No Dilly Dilly at the Masters Police thought Deuce was a robber at the Pine Valley Golf Club Generation Z is Snorting Condoms and Pulling them Back Out ...

The Jimmy is back! We discuss his visit to the Hospital. It’s March Madness and we roll out the Sweet 16 Can’t Understand Normal Thinking bracket. People on Twitter are mocking Ben Affleck's massive back tattoo and should he care? Autonomous Car returns after video of the accident shows a difference from last week’s interview. We talk about Constitutionalists vs Anti-Constitutionalists on social media. Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interac...

Stephen Hawking: Visionary physicist dies aged 76 Gal Gadot gets attacked for paying tribute to Stephen Hawking by Twitter Trolls Stephen Hawking visits the show The Self-Driving Uber in Fatal Crash Didn't Have a Vision Problem Autonomous Car visits the show Get Your Brand X Podcast Gear!! Be part of the show. Time’s Yours is where you get to interact with John, Deuce,, & Joe. Call Line (856) 322-2473 or from your computer or Phone use Speak Pipe and you can email us brandxpod@gmail.com We ar...