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Hello and welcome to Palace Intrigue. I am your host,
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Mark Francis. Happy birthday to Prince Harry, who is 42 today.
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Attention is already turning to whether the royal family will
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publicly wish him a happy birthday. The official accounts marked
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his 40th birthday two years ago, but did not post
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a message for his 41st. With Harry now reportedly back
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in Britain, any greeting or absence of one is likely
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to attract fresh speculation about relations with his father and brother.
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Royal commentator Richard Fitzwilliams told the Express that Charles faces
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an awkward choice. He has put the royal family in
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an impossible position. If they don't wish him a happy birthday,
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they look hostile or at least ambivalent. But Harry's birthday
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is just the start of what happens now when it
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comes to family occasions. What happens at Christmas? Are they
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invited to Sandringham? or Catherine's Christmas Carol concert. He has
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made things really difficult for the royal family who have
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been blindsided by his return. Harry and Meghan's return to
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Britain has become the opening joke of Saturday Night Live
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UK's second season. The sketch imagines the Sussexes arriving at
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Balmoral for an uncomfortable reunion with Charles and Camilla and
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wastes little time getting to their Netflix earnings. Daddy, says Harry,
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played by Jack Shep, I'm home. Larry Dean's King Charles replies...
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Don't tell me you've spent all your Netflix money already.
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It was 60 million, Harry answers. How long was it
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meant to last? Ayode Bangboye plays Megan with Emma Seedy
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as Camilla, whose welcome quickly becomes awkward. Hello, sweet Harry,
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she says. And beautiful Megan, as brown as ever. The
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sketch then turns to Megan's lifestyle television career. Hey, Step Queen,
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I brought you a gift. It's ice. I made it myself.
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I can give you the recipe. I'm kind of a
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whiz in the kitchen. Harry supplies the follow-up. It's true,
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she hires the best cooks. George Fouracres then enters as
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Andy Burnham, portrayed in the sketch as Prime Minister, to
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offer some reassurance about life outside the working royal family.
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Harry was reportedly spotted at Soho Farmhouse asking for a
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towel near the pool reception, a small detail from an
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ordinary outing, but royal journalist Tom Sykes believes it fits
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a broader effort to get Britain accustomed to having the
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Sussexes around again. Sykes approached the Sussex's office before publishing.
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He says they declined to comment and did not deny
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the account. What caught his attention was the tone of
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their response, which he described as less confrontational than previous
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exchanges about the couple's whereabouts. That silence does not confirm
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the citing, but Sykes interprets the exchange as a possible
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change in their approach to coverage. His theory is that
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these accounts of everyday outings serve a purpose. It's like
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exposure therapy. Drip, drip, drip. Megan's getting a coffee, Harry
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at the pool, they're around. In his view, repeated sightings
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could help make the couple's presence in Britain feel routine
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after the attention surrounding their reported return. He also points
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to a separate Daily Mail report by Alison Boshoff, whose
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unnamed source claimed, look, they expect to be let back in.
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Harry expects the royal family need him. Sykes was openly sceptical.
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This is the institution which he compared unfavourably to a zoo,
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which he escaped from on a freedom flight. and we're
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now told it needs him back and he's graciously prepared
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to accede if he's needed. Meghan is reportedly already planning
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her first trip back to California, just weeks after moving
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to Britain with Prince Harry and their children. Harry and
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Meghan arrived in Britain on August 26. Daily Mail senior
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editor Alison Bozhoff says, Meghan is going back to the US,
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by the way, here at half-term and in the holidays.
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Half-term is five weeks, so she's just dipping in and
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dipping out again. In five weeks' time, she'll be back
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in Montecito for a week. Then she'll come back, do
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another five weeks, another five weeks in a Cotswolds prison,
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and then back to Montecito for Christmas. Megan also offered
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a glimpse of family life in an Instagram reel, which
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opens with the couple holding hands. Megan turns toward the
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camera and says, Come on, you. Then come the countryside scenes.
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A fire, muddy boots, Lilibet riding her bicycle and Archie
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running alongside her as deer cross ahead. Harry can be
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heard calling, Archie. There is also a dog racing along
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a wooded path, followed by Harry and the children in
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a fishing boat. As a fish splashes in the water,
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Archie declares, I've got this. A Union Jack and a
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heart accompany the footage. There is no detailed explanation of
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the move or discussion of relations with the rest of
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the family. This is a collection of domestic moments, leaving
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the larger questions unanswered. Megan is reportedly missing life in
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California with an accountant. in InTouch claiming she has found
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the first weeks back in Britain difficult. She is very homesick,
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one source said. She misses her mom, her friends, the beach,
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even her chickens. The source claimed Meghan has more freedom
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in America, particularly when it came to ordinary outings. She
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can jump in the car to go shopping or meet
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someone for lunch without thinking too much about it, whereas
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she's more nervous about being out in public in England,
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so there's a real sense of isolation. Another unnamed source
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portrayed the relocation as a concession to her husband, claiming
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Meghan agreed to make Harry happy again. If she could
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go back home tomorrow, she would, the source said. That's
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just not in the cards, though. Even a quick business
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trip would be seen as an admission of failure. More
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pallets in just a moment. Piers Morgan accused Harry and
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Meghan of trying to create what he describes as a
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rival royal operation in Britain following their return from California.
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Speaking on the Royals Uncensored, Morgan argued that Harry and
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Meghan appear to want the profile associated with royalty despite
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having walked away from official royal duties. Speaking on the
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Royals Uncensored, Morgan argued that Harry and Meghan appear to
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want the profile associated with royalty despite having walked away
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from official royal duties. He called their position stinking hypocrisy
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and warned that their return could result in a rival
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royal family now in this country. Morgan said they couldn't
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have their royal cake and eat. He also seized on
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reports that the Sussexes would rather be called public figures,
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contrasting that with their complaints about the intense public attention
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they received before leaving Britain. You trash our country, you
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trash our family. In the Express, Carol Malone writes, This
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entitled pair seem to forget the King don't need their
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approval for anything he says about them. He can say
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what the hell he likes precisely because he's the King.
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I suspect Charles felt compelled to say what he did
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because he'd already got wind of what the couple were
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planning to do now they're back There had been boasts
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from Harry's camp that the pair were delighted they'd maneuvered
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the half-in, half-out deal they'd always wanted, and so the
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King had no choice but to disabuse them of that notion,
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and to make clear to everyone else that the terms
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of the Sandringham Summit Agreement remained exactly as they were
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in 2020. He also said that the couple's HRH titles
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remain in abeyance, translated, they can't use them or monetize them.
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But Harry and Meghan didn't like that, so they issued
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their own childish retort, saying then it wouldn't be called
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private citizens, but public figures. Charles has been decent enough
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to give them an audience, but it's clear he doesn't
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trust either of them. If he did, he'd never have
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had to make that statement public. He'd have had a
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quiet word with them, and said there was no way
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back into the firm. But he chose not to do
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that because he knows from past experience that recollections may
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vary about certain conversations, and that Harry and Meghan could
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very easily choose to misinterpret or ignore what had been
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said to them. So, to avoid any confusion... He made
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their status clear, and he made it public, and their
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response has been predictably childish. Instead of realizing that they
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have many bridges to build before they can be trusted again,
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instead of just saying graciously, we will respect the king's wishes,
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they chose instead to take him on in public, stroppily
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saying they want to be called public figures, not private citizens.
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Don't they get it? No one cares what they want anymore.
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They have no power here and no clout. In terms
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of the firm, they are nothing, and whatever demands they
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make as the private couple, they... Ah, will not be heeded,
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especially not by our long-suffering king. Harry and Meghan need
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to understand that the British public are over them. After
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years of slagging off the royal family, people have seen
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them for what they are. Arrogant, entitled, demanding, tone-deaf, and
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utterly selfish. There you have it. If you'd like to
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