Nov. 14, 2025
The Prince, the Moat, and the Meat Loaf: Andrew’s Royal Knockout Disaster
Before Jeffrey Epstein, before the BBC interview, Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s reputation for royal chaos began with a moat and a Meat Loaf. Author Andrew Lownie reveals the moment the prince tried to shove the rock legend into the water during It’s a Royal Knockout—a TV fiasco so bad it made the monarchy a national punchline. Now Andrew’s daughters face scrutiny of their own, with Princess Beatrice’s Saudi photo op drawing fury and Tom Sykes calling King Charles “mad” for giving her royal duties. Meanwhile, oddsmakers are betting on whether Andrew or Fergie will join The Traitors, and Lownie says new witnesses keep coming forward—claiming the Duke’s arrogance could soon send him fleeing the country.
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Calorogus Shark Media, Hello and welcome to Palace Intrigue Game
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you host Mark Ransas. Long before he lost his titles
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and his royal standing, Andrew N. Batten Windsor's reputation for
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royal mischief was already well under weigh and remarkably, it
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all began with a moat, a meat loaf, and one
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of the most disastrous TV specials in royal history. The
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year was nineteen eighty seven, and the idea scened on
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paper at least harmless fun. Prince Edward, then trying to
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forge a career in television, came up with It's a
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Royal Knockout, a medieval themed charity game show featuring members
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of the royal family competing in costumed challenges alongside celebrities.
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The show, filmed in front of a plywood castle at
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Alton Towers, quickly descended into chaos. It was a slapstick
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spectacle of foam jousting and medieval pageantry that left the
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right royal family looking more ridiculous than regal. Watching the
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Queen's children and their spouses wobbling around in silly outfits
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did little to enhance the dignity of the monarchy. Prince Edward,
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who masterminded the event, took the brunt of the fallout,
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earning himself the unfortunate nickname Prince Brat, but his siblings
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and in laws, Andrew, Princess Anne and Sarah Ferguson, were
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all part of the ill fated production, and for Andrew,
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the day reportedly ended with a royal tantrum that has
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since passed into legend. According to author Andrew Lowney in
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his book entitled The Rise and Follow of the House
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of York, tensions flared on the set when Andrew decided
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that American rock icon Meatloaf was getting a little too
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friendly with the Duchess of York. Lowney writes that Andrew
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tried to push meat Loaf into a moat after he
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felt the singer had taken too great an interest in Ferguson.
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Meat Loaf, dressed in a fake suit of armor for
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one of the challengers, didn't take kindly to being manhandled
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by a prince. The author quotes of the singer is
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recalling that Andrew complained, you can't touch me, I'm royal.
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Meatloaf's immortal reply, well, you try to push me in
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the moat. Jack I don't give a shit who you are.
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You're going in the moat. In a later interview with
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the Guardian in two thousand and three, the late rock
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star confirmed the exchange, saying Ferki wasn't exactly flirting with me,
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but she was paying attention to me. And I think
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Andrew got a little I could be wrong. I'm just
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reading into this. I think he got a little jealous.
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Then he added with typical theatrical flare, Oh, the queen
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hates me. A leading royal commentator has one that failing
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to strip Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie of their royal
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titles could lead to scrutiny, tears and abject humiliation for
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both women and renewed damage to the monarchy. Daily Mail
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columnist Amanda Platel said photographs of Beatrice hosting a tea
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party for Saudi investors at the Rich Carlton in Riard,
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the site of the Saudis regime twenty seventeen purge of
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royals and businessmen, show why the princesses HRH status may
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soon become untenable. Platel said Beatrice's Saudi jaunt proves their
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HRH status will only end in scrutiny, tears, and their
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most likely abject humiliation. In a modern Britain, it is
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no longer possible to pursue both royal duty and lucrative
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business interests, especially where foreign autocracies are involved. The princesses
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have pursued private sector careers, but their proximity too powerful
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foreign figures has drawn comparisons to their father's controversial tenure
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as the UK's Special Trade Envoy in the two thousands.
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When Andrew was accused of blurring the lines between diplomacy
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and personal gain, Platel added, as Beatrice should know from
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the fate of her parents, you can't immerse yourself in
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the world of high finance one day and then represent
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the royal family the next, especially at a time of
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existential crisis for the monarchy. She warned that both sisters
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risk inheriting what she called their parents pig headed obliviousness
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to public mood, noting that hosting lavish events for wealthy
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Saudi's at a hotel wants notorious for political crackdowns, created
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terrible optics In the Royalist Tom Sykes was more emphatic
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under the headline King Charles just sent Andrews's daughter out
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on a royal hospital job, as he actually lost his mind.
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Sikes writes, the King, failing to understand the public don't
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ever want to see any member of the York family
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ever again, has equally inexplicably made Beatrice a new patron
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of outward bound Sikesville's Beatrice should have been lit by
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a flickering gaslight, as she declared, like everything was dandy
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and normal. I am so grateful for the scientists and
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clinicians who took the time today to show me the
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advances they are making to reduce the risks to expectant
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mums and babies. Sikes tagged that with Charles is trying
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to do two things, I suspect burnish his own desire
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to be seen as a merciful monarch and to reinforce
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the primacy of the blood princesses. Odds makers in the
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UK are reportedly taking bets on whether Andrew or Sarah
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Ferguson will appear on the next season of The Traitors.
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Following their removal from the Royal Lodge and the loss
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of their titles, speculation has grown that the former couple
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could turn to television for a fresh start or a paycheck.
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Bookmakers have listed odds on both Andrew and Sarah joining
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the hit reality competition, which features celebrities deceiving and betraying
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each other for cash prizes. While Royal insiders have dismissed
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the ideas highly unlikely, fans of the show seen intrigued
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by the prospect, with social media joking that Andrew won't
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need to fake being a traitor one palace just a moment.
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Author Andrew Lowney says he is now hearing from two
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or three people a day, eager to share new information.
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Lonelytold reporters, I'm hearing from protection officers, diplomats, people in
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the Navy. The floodgates of opened. A lot of people
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who were once off the record now want to be
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on the record, and they want to be on the
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right side of history. The response, he says, has been
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so overwhelming that he is not only preparing an expanded
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paperback edition, but also a follow up volume titled untitled
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I've just got so much new material and explain good
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people are coming forward and adding to the stories. Among
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those who have contacted him are a former nanny who
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worked for Andrew in the sixties, and a former ambassador
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from Kazakhstan. Many of those speaking out, Lowney says, describe
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a man who believed himself above reproach and entitled to
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act exactly as he pleased, whether at school, in the navy,
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or later as a royal adult. Downey added, whether it
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was avoiding roll call that Gordonston or skipping duties in
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the Navy, he doesn't feel that the rules have ever
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applied to him. He lived a charmed life but succumbed
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to all the forbidden fruits, and now he's paying the price.
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Following his formal loss of royal titles and honors. Last month,
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Andrew was said to be spending his time Norfolk, but
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could be preparing to relocate abroad. Lowney predicts that the
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king's brother may ultimately flee the country if legal proceedings intensify.
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I personally don't think he's going to end up in Sandringham,
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the author said. I think charges will be brought against
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him and he will flee to the Middle East or somewhere,
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probably like King Juan Carlos. But that's only me speculating,
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of course. Reports last month suggested that Sheik Muhammad bin
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Zeid al Nahan, the president of the United Arab Emirates
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has offered Andrew accommodation in a luxurious Abu Dhabi palace
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featuring six air condition bedrooms, a private geman, and indoor pool.
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Lowney believes such a move could quietly close the chapter
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on one of the monarchy's most damaging scandals. It would
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suit everyone's purposes if Andrew simply disappeared there, he said,
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out of sight, out of mind. The author added that
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several senior officials who initially denied involvement in his first book,
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including figures from the Foreign Office, have since confirmed their
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accounts publicly. Once people see the weight of evidence from
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reputable sources, Flinney said, I think it will change the
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story entirely in the habit. If you'd like to email
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us or this is the Palace Intrigue at gmail dot com,
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