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Aug. 31, 2025

PALACE WEEKLY: NETFLIX NIGHTMARES AND ROYAL RICHES - The week in royal news

PALACE WEEKLY: NETFLIX NIGHTMARES AND ROYAL RICHES - The week in royal news
PALACE WEEKLY: NETFLIX NIGHTMARES AND ROYAL RICHES - The week in royal news
Palace Intrigue: Meghan Markle, Kate Middleton and the Royal Family
PALACE WEEKLY: NETFLIX NIGHTMARES AND ROYAL RICHES - The week in royal news

This week's BRUTAL royal reviews! Meghan's "With Love, Meghan" Season 2 gets SAVAGED by critics calling it "staged, fake and dull" with one reviewer comparing it to "watching glue dry"! The Times describes guests as "trapped Z-listers" bleating "badly scripted lines" while eating "sticky doughnuts covered in couch grass"! Meanwhile, Kate debuts STUNNING new blonde hair at Crathie Kirk that's "jaw-dropping" while moving to Forest Lodge for a "fresh start"! King Charles travels with his own BED, TOILET SEAT and "Kleenex Premium Comfort" lavatory paper, plus sells $300 LIMITED EDITION teddy bears! Harry feels "more isolated than ever" as Meghan works sunrise to sunset on her brand! Plus: Princess Diana once turned down JFK Jr.'s magazine cover request, and the Royal Mint releases final Queen Elizabeth coins!

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0:03 Caloroga Shark Media. Hello and welcome through Pallas Weekly. I am your host, Mark Francis. This is the weekend edition of Palace Intrigue, where we bring you some shortened versions of all the stories we heard or brought you during the week, and if you'd like to hear those full versions, please go back and listen to the daily shows. So what happened last week in Royal news? Well, the new season of With Love Megan was out on Netflix. In The Times, Kevin Mayer writes, if God does love a trier, and provided that he's on the right streaming package, the Great Ward Almighty, like every seemingly star strug guest on With Love Meghan must deeply adore the Duchess of Sussex.

0:54 Megan is pretty good at filinting of fish, says Claire Smith, the no nonsense chef who runs the Michelin starred notting Hill eatery Core. Regular guests include Ed Sheeran Adele and the Beckhams and who featured in last week's show. Smith adds, Meghan is actually really good at cooking, and she's creative, with a good palette, honestly and being consciously kind because that's Megan's like brand. It was a slightly strange show, somewhere between a Stepford wife's fever dream and an infernal version of celebrity Stockholm syndrome, where ostensibly trapped z listers blazed out badly scripted lines that included compulsory phrases such as that's one of my favorite things about you, Megan, while chowing down on sticky doughnuts that seem to be covered in torn clumps of couch grass and Japanese not weed.

1:42 For The Daily Mail, Liz Jones writes, what did we learn from all eight episodes of season two with Love Megan? Megan ate lots of dates while pregnant. She has boxes of mac and cheese in her freezer. Harry hates cinnamon and lobster, and yet she still married him. She loves the McDonald drive through apple pie and is triggered by a sink full of dirty dishes. She repeats the phrase so sweet often and seems warm with the crew I adore to the day drinking. There is nowhere she goes without a cup of champagne. So here, at last is the chink in her armor? Who wouldn't resort to alcohol given the headlines the hate. She alludes to the rumors and trolling obliquely, even referring to an old cannard that she'd had as a child pre Harry. If ad have kept a secret like that, that would have been impressive.

2:32 Does Harry appear only in framed photographs, though we do see a baseball cab she made for him to mark his fortieth. He's like a ginger ghost, however, haunting every scene. If the reviews for season two of Megan's new show are any indication, it may be remembered more for her lavender latties and flower sprinkles than for any meaningful content. Critics across the British press have wasted no time tearing into the show, calling it everything from Narcissus to a TV program about watching glue dry. The Daily Mail's Liz Jones called the series staged, fake and dull, but did offer a surprising compliment she seems genuinely earnest. It really is not an act. Jones described the show as televisual valion, as soothing as warm chie on a windswept beach. The Guardian's Lucy Mengan less generous gave the show two stars, calling it boring, contrived and effortfully whimsical. She jokes that if viewers stand still in Meghan's kitchen too long, they'll be covered in violets and served alongside her mug of gray foam to a nano celebrity who realizes he hasn't been paid enough. Celebrity chef Jameson Stocks, who has previously cooked for King Charles, isn't holding back on his views about Megan Michael's Netflix series With Love Megan. I think Megan Michael needs Netflix more than Netflix needs her, he told The Daily Express, adding bluntly, she's becoming a bit of a liability. To be honest with you, they don't really know what to do with her. Maybe an actual chat show would better suited the audience. Figures prove that

4:02 a lifestyle show doesn't work with her at the helm As Meghan Markle's lifestyle brand, as Ever, expands its footprint and returns to the spotlight with the second season of With Loved Meghan, sources say Prince Harry is struggling with his role behind the scenes. According to a report from Radar Online, the Duke of Sussex is said to be feeling increasingly isolated as his wife devotes long hours to her business ventures, He's feeling more isolated than ever, one insider cleaned, noting that Meghan starts her day before sun rays and shoulders much of the work load herself, leaving little time for their previously close knit home life. The source revealed that the couple's current reality differs greatly from the polished image often projected on social media. Harry's been telling friends, this isn't the life I thought I was choosing, the insider said. Prince Harry has found himself at the center of a fresh wave of online criticism, this time for catching a barrel in a man made surf pool.

4:57 To celebrate the launch of season two with Love, Megan, the Duchess of Sussex shared a playful video on Instagram showing Harry surfing a perfectly sculpted wave at the Kelly Slater surf ranch in California. The moment set to Saltan Pepper's What a Man and captioned, we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this important message. Featured a gleeful Harry riding the high performance wave before triumphantly throwing his hands in the air. It was a day of drama at crathy Kirk, the small stone church near bow Moral, where the royal family traditionally gathers on the penultimate Sunday of August. The headlines were dominated not by speech or by scandal, but by the Princess of Wales's hair. Catherine arrived with locks that appeared noticeably blonder than usual, a striking change that immediately drew attention. Her long chestnut blowout had been part of a public image since her Saint Andrew's days. When William first noticed her, Kate's hair was described as incredible by The Express and jaw dropping. Others observed that Kate and her husband barely do any work.

6:01 Stylist Sarah Gatston blamed the sun the actual star, not the newspaper, telling The Daily Mail that the combination of sea air, sunshine and salt water had generally lifted her heir to a softer shade, creating the perfect starting point for her next salon visit. Royal expert and biographer Robert Hartman spoke to gb News about William's plan to live at Forest Lodge when Monarch, Hardman said, I don't think that's tenable. When the late Queen came to the throne in nineteen fifty two. She and Prince Philip had just done up Clarence House as a sort of family home with their two young children. They loved it and they didn't want to move The Queen Mother, who was resident at Buckingham Palace, didn't want to move out. They presented their plans to the Prime Minister, Winston Churchill, and it was Churchill who said no, no, no, no no, You've got to move into Buckingham Palace. The monarch has to live there.

6:52 That will be a difficult conversation for whichever Prime minister it is. Of course, Prince William will be a harder nut to crack for a future prime minister. But I think Buckingham Palace depends on having visceral connection between the monarch and royal hh. Americans are enjoying a holiday weekend, a great time to hit the beach or perhaps binge watch their favorite cooking show on Netflix. When most people pack for a weekend away, they grab a change of clothes and a toothbrush. King Charles, however, takes a rather different approach, one that includes his own bed, toilet seat, and an entire truck of home comforts. According to royal biographer Tom Bauer, during a visit to friends in the north of England, Charles sent a truck ahead carrying not just a few favorite items, but the entirety of his and Queen Camilla's bedroom sat up, complete with orthopedic mattress, personal linens, and handpicked decorp including two Scottish landscape paintings.

7:46 Among the more eccentric items in the royal cargo were a personal radio, bottles of La Fray whiskey, special bottled water, and what Bower describes as Kleenex Premium comfort lavatory paper, accompanied by His Majesty's own seat. The King and Queen have been continuing their annual summer retreat at Bowmorl, joined by a number of senior family members in keeping with the tradition. Among those making the trips to the Highlands are Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson, while it is now reported that Peter Phillips and his fiancee Harriet Spurling have also traveled north. The visit is particularly significant for Miss Spurling, who is understood to be taking part in the so called Bow Moral Test, the informal right of passage for newcomers to the royal family, which you may remember from the Crown. A nurse by profession, Harriet has been spotted riding horses on the estate, enjoying excursions on electric mountain bikes with Zara Tyndall and the children, and taking time to meet members of the family individually. A new memohile by former Royal butler Grant Harold is stirring headlines and reportedly ruffling feathers within the Sussex camp. Harold, who served for years as a valet to then Prince Charles, Queen Camilla and Princess William and Harry, has released The Royal Butler, a behind the scenes look at royal life that offers a notably glowing portrayal of the king. But one detail in particular has caught attention. Harold's insistence that William and Harry were happy about charles marriage to Camilla, directly contradicting Harry's own account in his memoir Spare the four of Them.

9:17 I promise you got on so well, Harold writes, I saw them having dinners together. I saw them having drinks together. I saw them going the parties together. Now, according to shutter scoop Pallas Inside has believed the book may be more than just fond recollections. It may be part of a strategic response. This is Charles hitting back when Inside it told the outlet Harold's book is a direct counterattacked on Harry. It's basically saying, don't believe him, believe me. In Slate, Emmajeen West Knights writes about Andrew Lowley's book about Prince Andrew, saying, name an undesirable trait a person might have, and this book will demonstrate Andrew having it. He is supposedly, in addition to being a sex offender, cruel, is enraged, stupid, boring, naive, attention seeking, unfunny, childish, arrogant, and out of touch, as well as a misogynist, a lion, a thief, a bully, a pervert, a bad lover, a bad husband, a bad father, a brat as a child, a brat as a teenager, and a brat as an adult.

10:16 Just when you're thinking that surely every possible slight has been leveled at the Prince and that there can surely be no greater depth to which your opinion of him can sink, Lowley relates that Stafford Buckingham Palace used to have to clear away collections of soil tissues in his bedroom when he hear more on that story. Check out Friday's Palace Intrigue from the Royalist. Tom Sykes writes that he believes Princess Diana was murdered. Sykes writes, there is too much about the death of Diana to blithely accept the official line that it was just an accident at the risk of being branded a Diana truther or conspiracy theorist. I believe there is just way too much about the events of that night and its aftermath to fit the accident narrative. And you can get more about that story in today's Palace Intrigue. More in just a moment. Don't forget the new episode of Crown and Controversy is out today.

11:16 That's our new royal podcast from your friends here at Calaurga Shark Media, and it kind of takes off where the Crown the TV show left us dangling. And you can get that podcast every Sunday and subscribers get it in advance, and they'll get season two in advance when it comes out next month. So check out Crown and Controversy, And if you want to be a subscriber, just look up top there on the Apple Player where it says listen uninterrupted, and you can join and be part of the Calaurga Shark Media Network and you'll get this show commercial free. You'll get the Crown and Controversy before anybody else, and you'll get a thousand other shows commercial free from the network. Check it out five bucks a month and you'll never hear a commercial again. The late Princess Diana once saw a kindred spirit in another icon of the era, John F. Kennedy Junior. The two reportedly met in nineteen ninety five when jfk. Junior was in London pitching a cover profile for his new magazine George. According to his former assistant Rose Marie Torenzio, writing in Fairytale Interrupted, Kennedy hoped to feature Diana in a respectful and thoughtful piece.

12:25 The princess, however, declined the invitation, sending a handwritten note that read simply thank you so much, but not right now. Charles is seeking a new member of staff to help manage the complexities of royal life at Buckingham Palace, a role for the royal Engagement's officer has been advertised on the Royal Household's official website. The successful candidate will join the Private Secretary's Office on a fixed one year contract from November of twenty twenty five, earning forty thousand pounds a year for a thirty seven and a half hour week Monday to Friday. The Royal Mint has confirmed that the final batch of one pound coins bearing the image of Queen Elizabeth is now entering circulation, marking the end of an error in British coinage. More than twenty three million of the late Queen's coins dated twenty twenty one and twenty two are being released, alongside seven and a half million new coins featuring the portrait of King Charles the Third. The Mint described the moment as pivotal, symbolizing the transition between monarch's and everyday currency. Rebecca Morgan, the Mint's Director of Commemorative Coin, said, as we release more of the King Charles the Third one pound coins into circulation alongside the final coins of Queen Elizabeth, I we're witnessing the physical representation of our monarchy's transition. She added that discovering one in your change could spark a rewarding hobby for collectors. We have some more details on those three hundred dollars teddy bears the King is selling at Highgrove House. The Estate Gift Shop has unveiled the limited edition silver Teddybear, created to honor the King's roles both

13:58 as monarch and as a former serviceman and the roy Air Force and Royal Navy. Only one nine and forty eight bears have been produced, each individually numbered and supplied with a certificate of authenticity. Handcrafted by the traditional toy maker Merry Thought. The bear features silver mohair fur, cotton velvet paws, deep blue eyes and handstitched smile. It's left poor bears the King's Royal ciphering golden thread, while the right displays the Merry Thought logo. The bear is also adorned with a miniature Royal Victorian Order sash and detailed enamel replica the Order of the Garter Star, one of Britain's most prestigious chivalric emblems, and there have it. If you'd like to email us our addresses The Palace Intrigue at gmail dot com. Please follow us on Spotify or Apple or the app of your choice, and we are now trying to grow our Facebook Instagram social hub. You can see more updated events and things on those pages.

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