Harry & Meghan on Netflix: a look at that crazy hugger Kate Middleton, are avocados fruits and hey H&M maybe the problem is you?

Let's get to it: is everyone horrible, or is the problem actually Harry & Meghan.

Meanwhile, Kate Middleton was out being wonderful and looking wonderful and has a windrful Christmas card and she's wonderful.

Did we get The Narrative correct? Let's dive in.