Episodes
Aug. 3, 2022
Why don't Meghan Markle and Prince Harry actually make some Netflix or Spotify content?
You ever wonder why Harry doesn't just go in the other room and talk about polo for half an hour and tell Spotify here's your podcast? Plus - the Queen owns a McDonald's!
Aug. 2, 2022
Should Royals fear the new Omid Scobie book? Did Charles take money from Bin-Laden family?
Omid Scobie, author of Finding Freedom, will have another book that maybe the royals should fear. Did Charles take money from the Bin-Laden family? And don't google Pegging.
Aug. 1, 2022
Did Michelle Obama not enjoy Meghan Markle? PLUS - Will the next King be....King George?
So what did Michelle Obama think of Meghan Markle? And it seems the name King Charles has bad luck...might King George be next?
July 29, 2022
So how DO Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make money?
Hey if you can get Netflix, Spotify and a book publisher to write you big checks, it's a nice living. Then there's the Diana money....and Meghan was on Suits....so let's take a look at how Meghan and Harry make their money.
July 28, 2022
Prince Harry might be wrong about his need for security after all
So yeah you need security, but hiring some big burly guys isn't the way to go Harry. You know who has good security - the Royal Family living in the UK. Meanwhile, seems Meghan may have been uppity out at dinner last week. No you can't have the...
July 27, 2022
Prince Harry might be right about his need for security after all
It seems there have been a few incidents at Harry and Meghan's home in California. The Queen has reportedly invited the Sussexes to summer at Balmoral. Will they take the chance? There is security there.
July 26, 2022
Camila. Is she wonderful now or everything that's wrong with the Royal Family?
We take a break from Meghan to focus on Camila who recently turned 75. The PR machine was out as part of Project Rehab Her Image She Totally Didn't Have An Affair Being Diana's Back And Stuff.....but some wonder if she's everything wrong with the...
July 25, 2022
Wait, why does Prince Harry have a new accent?
Prince Harry has softened his Ts. He hasn't quite gone Valley Girl yet but California may be getting to him. Meanwhile, what are the Royals hiding in these Secret Wills?
July 22, 2022
Kate Middleton and Price William are Coming To America! How Meghan Markle ticked off the Beckhams!
Kate and Wills will visit us in December. Well not us, but Boston! Meanwhile, Meghan Markle reportedly ticked off the Beckhams!
July 21, 2022
Meghan was acting like she was a princess...BEFORE MEETING PRINCE HARRY
Oh what a fun week. We learn of Meghan's diva-ness. We wonder why Harry looks so miserable.... ...all this up against the brave tale of how Meghan handed someone some water because they were coughing.
July 20, 2022
Prince Harry’s friends said he was ‘effiing nuts’ for dating Meghan Markle
I guess Harry's old chums didn't enjoy Meghan too much. Meghan didn't like being compared to Kate! And Piers Morgan doesn't like comparing Harry to Nelson Mandela. It's a fun week!
July 19, 2022
"This is the book Meghan (Markle) will be dreading." PLUS Prince Harry criticizes the United States!
Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors is out this week and BOY IS IT JUICY "This is the book Meghan will be dreading." PLUS Harry gave a speech at the United Nations It is going to be a FUN week
July 18, 2022
Queen Elizabeth: NO PHONES AT THE DINNER TABLE!!!!
Hey you, I know you're listening to this podcast but Her Majesty said NO PHONES AT THE DINNER TABLE!!!! Also, she needs a new gardener.
July 15, 2022
Queen Elizabeth's Dog Perfume, Her Majesty's Ketchup and other Royal Nonsense you can buy
Beer, ketchup, dog perfume...Her Majesty isn't afraid to sell you something to make a few pounds on the side.
July 14, 2022
Queen Elizabeth never really Buckingham Palace anyway
Imagine how awful it must be to have to spend time in London in a palace when you'd rather be with your horses.
July 13, 2022
Wait, is Prince Harry's book NOT coming out?
Hey you know that Prince Harry memoir everyone is worried about? It's not on the schedule. Maybe he's focused on his podcast.
July 12, 2022
Kate Middleton, Prince William and Prince George's big old fun day at Wimbledon
Kate looked fabulous, Wills may have dropped an F-bomb, George looked hot (in a 90 degrees out way) and whatever you do DON'T DROP THE TROPHY. The Royals hit Wimbledon!
July 11, 2022
Do They Think That We Are Stupid? How the Royals use distraction
Wow this Prince Andrew thing is bad and Charles took a bag of cash and WOW LOOK AT WHAT HARRY DID and did you see Charles met Baby Lilibet?
July 8, 2022
Prime Minister Boris Johnson resigns! Did Prince Harry blow him off once? Did he have to apologize to the Queen?
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has resigned. What about that time Harry seemed to blow him off? Meanwhile, Harry's security lawsuit is getting interesting...
July 7, 2022
Is Meghan Markle a bully who won't let Harry serve coffee?
A look inside Meghan Markle's alleged bullyism and why won't she let Harry serve the troops coffee?
July 6, 2022
Is the Queen going batty? The Queen's job description has changed!
Her job criteria now simply “encompasses a range of parliamentary and diplomatic duties", and only requires her to receive visiting heads of state. Plus, the Queen likes bats
July 5, 2022
Is Spotify mad at Meghan Markle?
Um, hey Meghan, you know all that juicy stuff you gave to Vogue? That would have made a good podcast....
July 4, 2022
Meghan Markle "running for President would be a great episode for The Crown"
Politicians in America are not happy that Meghan Markle has an opinion about abortion laws. Happy Independence Day from being ruled by a TV reality show!
July 1, 2022
Is the Queen going out in public to distract you from finances and Andrew?
Hey look it's Her Majesty! Great to see her out and about! Don't worry about how much the palace spent or what islands Andrew hung out on.