Episodes

Sure was unfortunate that Kate and William had a conflict and were unable to join the family Zoom call for Harry's birthday.

Hey that guy serving us bagels looks familiar! Meanwhile, Barbados fires the Queen.

Catherine asked her friends not to call her Kate. Good luck with that. Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan Markle will be on television tomorrow.

What's it like serving food for the Royal Family? Does the Queen eat fast food? Is there anything she doesn't like? What about chocolate?

Mark hasn't broken out his Piers Morgan voice in a few weeks - so what does Piers make of this Netflix deal that Harry and Meghan Markle now have?

Harry turned 36 and the family tweeted photos at him. Should we read into who wasn't in the photos? We'll give you one guess.

The Queen's Christmas plans may need to change. Meanwhile, Meghan and Harry's story will never be on The Crown.

What does the future hold for Harry and Meghan? One thing is clear....they won't be in the Royal Family.

If you'd like Harry and Meghan Markle to speak at your event, have a million dollars handy, and please fill out this form. Mark has the details. And...we hear from Skippy!

If Harry and Meghan Markle make a Diana documentary as part of their Netflix deal, how is Wills going to react? Sources say Not Well.

Her Majesty cordially invites you to a screening of Rocketman at the Sandrighman Estate. Meanwhile, Meghan Markle and Harry have fallen in love with In and Out Burger. And you thought we'd run out of topics.

Olivia Colman met the Queen once! And we hear from Piers Morgan for the first time in a while about all this Meghan stuff.

Let's take a break from Meghan Markle and look forward to the upcoming season of The Crown, which will bring the series into the 1980s.

Abolish the Monarchy? But what about our podcast? Should the Queen take an early retirement and just let Charles run things? You guys know she's 94, right? And are Meghan and Harry's new staff making fun of them?

Harry and Meghan Markle have made a huge announcement!

Is it true that Queen Elizabeth has NEVER had pizza? Is that possible? We hear from some in the know including Kate Middleton. Also, is sausage topping too spicy?

Harry and Meghan Markle might be getting their own podcast? Maybe we can do a trailer swap with them to help them promote theirs. Meanwhile, under what circumstances might Harry return to the UK? And what about the poor chap who had been making...

Suburban housewife Meghan Markle hosted a backyard chat with Gloria Steinem, and we learned that Harry is a feminist. Meanwhile, more speculation on the war between the brothers.

Regular suburban family settle in to their quite lifestyle. DJ Fat Tony chimes in. A photographer points out that if Harry and Meghan Markle think they are now away from the paparazzi, they are wrong.

Remember that time Harry was pictured in a Nazi uniform? Yes that happened in 2005 and he was 20. He plans to open up about it. Meanwhile, it seems the Duchess Meghan Markle was unfamiliar with this whole Commonwealth thing.

Harry and Meghan are up to something! We just don't know what. But Meghan might be able to get $50 million for it. What is their SECRET HOLLYWOOD PITCH?

A look at the ownership history of Harry and Meghan's new house might explain how the rumored stripper pole got there. Meanwhile the Sussexes settle into their normal out-of-sight suburban life by looking to join the country club of Michael Douglas,...

Let's catch up on our favorite couple. Meghan and Harry are redecorating, Meghan wants you to vote, and they find social media to be toxic.

Oh oh, the Queen just moved her handbag from one arm to the other.  That's a signal for her staff to get rid of you.