Episodes

It's a drama free episode of Palace Intrigue.  William played foozball and got ice cream.  Charles went to T.K. Maxx. Plus news items involving Katy Perry and Madonna.  This is as calm as it gets.  Palace Zen.

One of the fun quirks of Megxit is now Archie can wear pants!  Mark explains why.  Meawhile, Queen Victoria escapes the basement where she was trapped with Grumpy Smurf and Elvis.

Brad Pitt handed in some funny Harry and Meghan Markle material, but Prince William got off a good joke about The Crown.  Plus we work in Daisy Ridley and John Boyega.

We now know what Meghan Markle's next job will be.  The Queen hooks up Princess Beatrice.  The Crown is ending.

It's always fun to see what folks are saying about our two princesses.  Today, Kate is dubbed "the children's princess" but Piers Morgan calls Meghan Markle "a mini royal Kim Kardashian."  Also, the Queen is hiring a sous-chef.

Kate Middleton made a surprise appearance on Wednesday and served up some breakfast.  Meanwhile, who is Prince Simon and is second in line to the throne?

We start with just a really nice story about Kate's visit to a children's hospital.   Then, the ugly stuff about Andrew not helping out the Epstein investigations.

Oprah supports the semi-Royals, Joe Rogan has some other thoughts, and to "Meghan Markle" has become a verb.  Got milk?

Prince William has a new title given to him by The Queen.  Charles and William reportedly reached out to Harry to see if they want to come home.  And what the heck, Piers Morgan is always interesting.

Mark catches up on some non Megxit items....Kate Middleton's new Nanny, the new semi-royal protocol, Harry would rather be a Tour Guide, a Queen Victoria auction, and how does someone become a citizen of Canada?

Some are quite upset that Meghan is posting to Instagram on the same day Kate did!  Wait, what?  Meanwhile, Thomas Markle did a fascinating TV special.  Oh and Charles is trying to stop the world from burning, but can you believe Meghan posted to...

Samantha Markle has some strong words for her sister Meghan Markle.

Andrew has become The Queen's rock.  Charles is massively sad.  Harry appears.  Helena Bonham Carter and Sting weigh in!

Prince Harry made a public statement.  Let's hear from the man himself about all this....

Which member of the Royal Family was polled as Most Favorite?  Is the press unbiased when it comes to the Royals?  Why is Kate wearing plaster on her hand?  And what's with her choice of shoes?

Statement from Her Majesty the Queen Harry, Meghan and Archie will always be much loved members of my family. ... I want to thank them for all their dedicated work across this country, the Commonwealth and beyond, and am particularly proud of how...

Meghan Markle's surprising outfit change!  Meghan goes to the airport!  Fox and TMZ are making a Megxit Special!  One wonders why they could possibly want to escape all the scrutiny!  So much going on we made Mark work on Saturday again!

The Washington Post has a good article about what they call the Spare Heirs.  Harry went from being #2 to #6.  Meanwhile, Canadians aren't that excited about the Semi-Royals moving in.  And the most "bananas" quotes of the week.

Uh oh, Thomas Markle is back and the may not be good for the Semi-Royals.  Meghan and Harry each made their first post-Megxit appearances.  Kate and William had some shakes.  Oprah, Hugh Grant and whoever else we namedrop.  Email mark at...

We've reached the absurd phase of #Megxit.  Mark tells us about Harry's dogs, Megxit products on Amazon, Trevor Noah's commentary and Harry's job offer from Burger King.

Mark guides us through a parsing of the Queen's choice of language in her Megxit statement.  Meanwhile, Meghan wasn't part of the summit...but different versions of the WHY are being told.

A busy Monday of Palace Intrigue as the Queen issues her statement, the princes issue a statement of their own, Piers Morgan chimes in and what the heck let's see what Donald Trump has to say.

Meghan leaves the group chat!  The brothers aren't getting along!  The Queen summons the family!  Elton John knew about Megxit before Her Majesty!  The Queen drove without a seatbelt! It's an exciting Monday morning of Palace intrigue!

As we await Monday's BIG SUMMIT, we learn Harry hoped to speak Grandson to Granny with Her Majesty....but did The Queen blow him off when he came to visit?  It's the quiet before the storm on a special Sunday Palace Intrigue.  And....is Oprah to...