Episodes

If the Royals hang back they will look weak and could lose the monarchy. That means there may only be one choice...

Kids can be so mean, and once compared Meghan Markle to Krusty the Clown. Meanwhile, are Kate & William on stand-by to host Christmas?

The privacy minded couple expect to have a quiet day at home. Also, a look at their future plans which may not be as quiet.

We'll be over hear eating our popcorn as Mark re-enacts Piers Morgan's comments about Meghan.

You will totally think we made this all up.

Meghan Markle may have left the UK to stay out of the spotlight, so she went on Ellen. Here's the recap.

Hey what's that inside Kate's handbag? And is she trying to feed bugs to Prince William?

Privacy minded Meghan Markle who left the UK so the media would leave her and Harry alone went on Ellen's show which airs today. She told a story about her old car and....smh

A Youtuber wonders if Harry and Meghan are planning more "Fake Royal Tours" What it was like to work with Meghan on Suits. Oprah adds some latte to her favorite things list..but you'll never guess who is an investor in the company.

You know, if you really want to be private, maybe don't ride around in a car shaped like a Hot Dog. Also Kate and William's photo-shoot was of course Fabulosly fabulous in a fabulous way.

So the Palace says the Queen totally was going to hit Remembrance Day but she had a bad back. Sure Jan.

When your focus is privacy, one way to stay private is to attend a red carpet event with Bon Jovi - and then wear red to it. Meanwhile, Charles is digging this PseudoKing thing, and was hanging out with Sir Elton John - and that was somehow less...

Wait, what did Harry tell the twitter boss and how did Harry know these things? And was Meghan being deliberately manipulative? Two huge stories today!

Harry is at the Intrepid today. Her Majesty will honor Remembrance Day this weekend. Will we see dueling royals trying to out remembrance each other?

Meghan is speaking to the New York Times. Harry is speaking at the Intrepid. Our favorite privacy minded non-royals are in New York City as their quest to avoid the limelight continues.

Hi this is Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex. Excuse me, how did you get this number?

Oh it's another day in the Royal Family...a few stories about Harry & Meghan and how they must be up to something....and some Kate Is Wonderful fluff about her making veggie burgers. She's so wonderful that Kate. No wonder the Queen likes her.

The Queen said none of us will live forever. Is she depressed and being morbid? No, she was addressing Climate Change. You know who else addressed Climate Change? Harry and Meghan. Of course they did. And you know who addressed Harry and Meghan...

Hey is the Queen well or not? On the one hand she's supposed to be resting, on the other hand we're being shown pictures of her driving Jaguar. Anyway, will Her Majesty be up to thus Jubilee come next summer? And abdication is always a fun word to...

Meghan Markle gave out some $25 Starbucks Gift Cards which is nice...unless one starts pondering that $25,000,000 Spotify Deal which has produced ONE episode so far. Meanwhile, Thomas Markle Jr. is always fun for a quote or two.

With the Queen taking rest, Charles steps up to lead teh COP26 conference. The difficult unspoken question....is it time for Her Majesty to abdicate?

"Her Majesty's doctors have advised that she should continue to rest for at least the next two weeks. The doctors have advised that Her Majesty can continue to undertake light, desk-based duties during this time, including some virtual audiences, but...

It sounds like an episode of The Inbetweeners, but suitors used to discuss how fit Kate Middleton was...not that she's become some sort of horrible troll now. Also, she's wonderful and does the Halloween shopping for the kids.

Was there a coordinated effort to bash Harry and Meghan on twitter. The evidence suggests...yes! Meanwhile, the Queen is being encouraged to slow down...which normally would be a lead story!