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Feb. 11, 2022

Prince Charles tested positive for Covid

The bad news? Charles has tested positive for Covid again. The worse news? He was with the Queen right before.

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Feb. 10, 2022

How the Queen did everyone a favor and avoided a kerfuffle

Only one person could put this Camilla stuff to rest, and the Queen did. She's protected the monarchy for 70 years and intends t…

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Feb. 9, 2022

Something Rotten in Santa Barbara: hey Harry and Meghan do you smell …

A terrible smell has come over Harry and Meghan's neighborhood. Meanwhile, Piers Morgan doesn't think Harry is being genuine a…

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Feb. 8, 2022

Queen Camilla?! The Queen reads the room to save the monarchy for Cha…

There was only one person who could solve the Queen Camilla issue - Her Majesty. The reason for the decision, and why she picked…

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Feb. 7, 2022

Harry's new haircut!

Harry looks more....American?.....with his cool new short haircut. Harry would like you to meditate and relax more. Meanwhile, …

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Feb. 4, 2022

Kate Middleton - Rugby's newest star, and she's fabulous!

Kate took over the Rugby gig and had a fabulous time. The Queen got a new dog. Someone ordered some things for the Queen's …

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Feb. 3, 2022

Why don't Harry and Meghan Markle just pay for their own security and…

So why don't Harry and Meghan just pay for their own security? It may not be as simple as writing a check.

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Feb. 2, 2022

Harry and Meghan Markle weigh in on Joe Rogan

Part-time podcasters Harry and Meghan weight in on the whole Joe Rogan Spotify Neil Young thing. Maybe, just maybe, this gives S…

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Feb. 1, 2022

Charles might be afraid to be King, and William is ready but Good Kin…

Charles dreads becoming King. William once said he didn't want it, and Harry said HE did - but they were just kids then.

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Jan. 31, 2022

Kate Middleton Vs. Prince William!!!! In Rugby

Kate takes over Harry's old Rugby gig, and immediately has a game against her husband's team!

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Jan. 28, 2022

You'd love to be in charge of the Queen's toilet wouldn't you?

You laugh at our episode title, but there was a time when you would have killed for that job. The details...

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Jan. 27, 2022

Is Netflix now giving Harry and Meghan a little push too?

Seems like some of these big media companies would like Harry and Meghan to hand in some content. Meghan should have an animated…

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Jan. 26, 2022

Is Spotify giving Podcasters Harry and Meghan a little kick in the bu…

Seems like Spotify is getting tired of waiting for episode 2 of Harry and Meghan's podcast. The details...

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Jan. 25, 2022

No Fourth Child for William and Kate

The playful couple inhaled in some fun public Royal Banter in which they both made clear that three is enough.

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Jan. 25, 2022

Does Kate Middleton resemble a puppy?

No we aren't calling Kate a dog, but she did seem to color match a puppy she was recently holding. Did teh Queen axe Andrew to s…

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Jan. 21, 2022

Kate Middleton darkened her hair!

So with the scandal surrounding Prince An....HEY LOOK KATE CHANGED HER HAIR!!!!!

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Jan. 20, 2022

Is Security-gate Meghan Markle's way of avoiding the Queen's Jubilee?

Well, if you guys aren't going to pay for security I guess Meghan Markle won't be able to attend the Queen's Jubilee. One theor…

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Jan. 19, 2022

Harry wants his security paid for

California resident and podcaster Harry would like the UK Government to pay for his security.

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Jan. 18, 2022

Queen Elizabeth: The Tony Soprano of Monarchs

The Queen has made one thing clear during her reign. The Firm comes first. Even when it means casting out family members.

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Jan. 17, 2022

Charles and William to Queen on Andrew: It's gotta be done

Like an episode of The Sopranos, Charles and William told Elizabeth that it had to be done. And Andrew is shell-shocked.

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Jan. 14, 2022

Prince Andrew: So what happens now? And what if Meghan Markle can't …

Two major disruptions in the Royal Family this week. Andrew will face trial. Andrew gave up his titles! What happens from here…

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Jan. 13, 2022

Prince Andrew case: Are the Royals trying to distract you?

One theory is that the Royals don't want you thinking about Prince Andrew. HEY LOOK AT KATE'S PHOTOS! AND WHAT'S HARRY UP TO. …

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Jan. 12, 2022

Megxit turns 2, and the Queen's Jubilee Plans

Two years into Megxit, Harry and Meghan seem quite comfortable financially. The plans for the Queen's Jubilee are released. …

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Jan. 11, 2022

Will Harry delay his memoir? Will Meghan Markle skip the Queen's Jubi…

Perhaps the best way for the Queen to have a nice jubilee would be for Harry to not put out a book, and for Meghan to make up som…

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