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June 23, 2020

The new dawn of Meghan Markle

With Meghan Markle seemingly willing to leave everything and everyone behind, have we begun to see what her future with Harry might bring?
June 22, 2020

The books seek to blame Wills

We hope William had a nice birthday and Father's Day because the signs are that two new books are going to blame him for #Megxit.
June 19, 2020

Meghan Markle and Harry get denied on Archewell trademark

The Patent office said Archewell's mission is too vague.  William is looking forward to hitting the pub.
June 18, 2020

Is The Queen's reign effectively over?

Has Coronavirus made Charles the de facto monarch? Why are the Queen and Philip keeping a close eye on Kate? What do Harry and Meghan Markle plan to do next?
June 17, 2020

Did Harry order correctly at Nando's?

Oh sure there are lots of things to discuss, but don't you really want to obsess over Harry ordering the Lemon and Herb at Nando's?
June 16, 2020

Does Harry know Liza Minelli or not?

As we catch up on various Harry and Meghan stories we get into the mystery of whether or not Harry knows Liza Minelli.
June 15, 2020

Her Majesty's Favorite Horses

Her Majesty is on the cover of Horse & Hound magazine, and how could that not be fun?
June 12, 2020

The Queen's first video call

The Queen's first video call may have taken the media's eye off some tidbits from Harry on his future focus, and a theory about the virus.
June 11, 2020

The Royals celebrate Philip's birthday, and get ready for The Queen's Official Birthday

(At the time of this recording) we had heard from most of the Royals wishing Philip an Happy Birthday.  Possibly the Los Angeles contingent slept in.  We'll keep an eye on that.  Meanwhile, get ready for the Queen's Official Birthday on Saturday!
June 10, 2020

Happy 99th Birthday Prince Philip

Prince Philip turns 99 today!  Meanwhile a look at the resumes of the royals suggests that maybe Charles is NOT the most qualified to take over for the Queen some day.
June 9, 2020

Meghan Markle is sponsoring a dog kennel

Meghan Markle is sponsoring a dog kennel.  Charles misses the family.
June 8, 2020

Meghan Markle addresses the death of George Floyd

We hear from Meghan Markle on the death of George Floyd.
June 5, 2020

Catherine The Great continues to make waves

Who said what? What's true, what's not?  One thing for sure - that Catherine The Great article has people reacting.
June 4, 2020

The Great Reset

Charles announces The Great Reset.  Her Majesty has luck at the racetrack.  Some were wondering why they hadn't heard from Meghan Markle this week.
June 3, 2020

Mushroom picking with Prince Charles

The former chef of the Royal Family shared some stories about Eating With The Royals!
June 2, 2020

Hi. may name is Spike Wells and I'm totally not Harry on Facebook

Was "Spike Wells" really Prince Harry? And Catherine the Great isn't too happy about the recent article.
June 1, 2020

Charles' desk, Harry's volunteerism and Meghan Markle's charity

Let's take a break from all the constant drama and ponder the contents of Charles' desk and Meghan Markle's recipe for Adobo chicken.
May 29, 2020

Stop flying drones over Meghan Markle and Harry's place!

Catherine The Great is out and there are reactions and denials!  Meanwhile, it looks like the paparazzi are flying drones over Meghan and Harry's.  And the Queen has banned Monopoly!
May 28, 2020

Is Kate Middleton feeling stifled because of Megxit?

With Meghan Markle and Harry hitting the road for Los Angeles, more Royal Duties are falling on William and Kate....is Kate starting to feel the burden?  Meanwhile - was Meghan not ready for her Big Royal Spotlight?
May 27, 2020

Are William and Kate bad at bingo?

William and Kate tried their hand running a bingo game and didn't get universal praise.  Meanwhile, was there a vast conspiracy against Meghan Markle?
May 26, 2020

The Royal Family gets hit in the wallet

It is called The Family Business you know, and no tours means no income. Meanwhile, the Crown (the show)has some production issues but should premiere on time.  And another article making  fun of Meghan Markle and Harry.  Good times.
May 25, 2020

That time Princess Diana hit a gay bar with Freddie Mercury

Did Princess Diana really dress up in boy drag to hang out with Freddie Mercury in a gay bar?  If we don't have your attention now, we may never get it.
May 22, 2020

Why didn't the Royal Family wish Meghan Markle and Harry Happy Anniversary

Lots of fun today.  Oh sure, Prince Charles wants you to go pick fruit and we'll hear from him directly, but there real question is why the Royals didn't wish Meghan Markle and Harry a Happy Anniversary. Plus we're able to name drop Gayle King and...
May 21, 2020

More stalkers than usual

There has been an increase in "cranks and nutters" under the watchful eye of the Police as they try to keep the Royals safe.  And does Meghan have a F Off Fund in her diary?