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Hello and welcome to Palace Intrigue. I am your host,
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Mark Francis. One of the ideas for Harry and Meghan
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is being called Private Royals Plus. Harry and Meghan would
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remain non-working royals and largely private citizens, but could potentially
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appear alongside the royal family at selected family occasions. One
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source tells the Sunday Times, It needs all sides to
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agree a template for private royals plus. It needs them
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to be much more private than working and be seen
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at family occasions like Christmas and Sandringham. The problem is
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William and Kate. As the source puts it, that requires
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William and Catherine to say yes please and how on
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earth does that happen? Just saying it out loud sounds implausible.
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GB News columnist Lee Cohen says Buckingham Palace should treat
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Harry and Meghan's return to Britain as an institutional issue
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rather than simply a family matter. Cohen argues that the
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Sussex's past criticism of the royal family combined with commercial
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projects that benefited from the royal connections means the palace
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needs to establish unmistakable boundaries now that they are returning
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to Britain. Cohen proposes six rules for the palace. First,
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Harry and Meghan should not be allowed to return as
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working royals or revive the half-in, half-out arrangement they originally sought. Second,
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Cohen says there should be no royal residences, official privileges
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or special protocol treatment. Any relationship with Charles or other
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family members should remain private rather than becoming a route
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back into the institution. Third, security should continue to be
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determined through the existing RAVEC process, without automatic taxpayer-funded protection
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simply because the Sussexes are spending more time in Britain. Fourth,
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Buckingham Palace should keep its public statements about Harry and
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Meghan extremely limited. Cohen believes the palace should simply reinforce
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that their return does not change their status as non-working royals. Fifth,
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William and Catherine should be protected from being drawn into appearances,
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meetings or other situations simply because Harry and Meghan are
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once again nearby. And six, Cohen says the late Queen
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Elizabeth's original rejection of a half-in, half-out monarchy should remain
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the governing principle. His central argument is that Harry and
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Meghan have every right to live in Britain as private citizens,
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establish a home and educate their children there. What Cohen
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opposes is allowing their physical return to become a gradual
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return to royal status without taking on royal responsibilities. He writes,
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the late queen got the principal right. You are either
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in or you are out. In the iNews, Richard Palmer writes,
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Harry and Meghan now have to deal with the palace,
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whether they like it or not. While visiting a charity
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in Los Angeles may go largely unnoticed, there will be
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far more media attention when they carry out visits in
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the UK, especially if one of the working royal family
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is doing something similar and possibly trying to communicate a
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different message, sources said. The Sussexes and the royal family
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will play it by ear for now, the iPaper understands.
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But some courtiers recognise that the potential for diary clashes
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will intensify when Harry and Meghan are in Britain carrying
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out engagements in the same time zone. They'll have to
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deal with that, one royal source said. The long-time royal
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watcher Joe Little, managing editor of Majesty magazine, agreed. He said,
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I think the pecking order will no longer apply to them,
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but suggested behind-the-scenes coordination would have to step up when
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the Sussexes are in Britain. The goalposts have moved across
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the world, he said. It would make sense to coordinate
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wherever possible. YouTuber Mark Dolan is pouring cold water on
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the Guy Ritchie story, saying, Guy Ritchie is a very
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talented director, very successful, but I will say that he
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doesn't write very good parts for women. The female parts
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in his shows are very two-dimensional because he's macho and
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he likes the action and he wants pistols and guns
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and all the rest of it. And the only parts
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in The Gentleman are drug dealers. So if Megan's going
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to be in The Gentleman, Is she going to be
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a drug dealer? And what is the drug she's selling?
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Flower sprinkles? It's interesting that what would have been a
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bit of good PR over this talk about Meghan starring
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in a Netflix show ends up in denials and people saying,
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nothing to see here. It's so familiar. We had a
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war of the words over whether Harry was offered accommodation
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at Buckingham Palace. Just a few weeks ago, we had
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the war of words with the Kardashians over the alleged opt-in,
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opt-out in the invitation for photographs, which the Kardashians denied.
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We had the war of words with Martha Stewart over
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whether Meghan was bragging about her reunion with King Charles.
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Dolan said, well, let your viewers decide. Who do you believe?
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Martha Stewart, an icon of American culture? Or Meghan Markle, drifter-in-chief?
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I think we know the answer to that one. He
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described their PR team as horrible, before joking, I would
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rather be Vladimir Putin's publicist than the Sussexes right now.
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He also argued that Harry and Meghan have struggled to
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establish a consistent identity, adding, Meghan presented herself as a
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global influencer. The messaging was clear then. I've given up acting.
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I don't do any of that trivial stuff anymore. I'm
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going to make the world a better place. And we
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got excruciating speeches from Harry and Meghan about international affairs,
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about democracy, about free speech, about online safety. But that
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lasted five minutes because she wasn't taken seriously in Washington
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and was quickly dropped by the Obamas. That whole business
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is now a basket case, not a pillowcase. with Ted
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Sarandos having not just diluted the broadcast deal with Netflix,
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but completely severed ties with Meghan for that business partnership
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as well. So what the couple do is they say
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one thing and then they do another, and the greatest
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U-turn of all, a screeching U-turn that would have been
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Lewis Hamilton blushing, is the UK return. They spun their
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Mexit project and their move to the US as being,
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you know, England's horrible, full of racists, we escaped the country,
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now they've got to somehow spin it in a country
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they don't like, they're going to return to, Harry in
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his book Spare said it was so awful being Prince
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Harry in the gilded cage, in the spotlight from birth.
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What does he call his children, Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet?
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I don't know who is advising Harry and Meghan when
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it comes to public relations, but no one is buying
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this UK return as a good news story for them.
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It's an act of desperation. But we've been here before,
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because everything Sussex related always ends in human misery, suffering
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and bad headlines. The pair are irredeemably toxic. Dolan questioned
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what professional role Meghan could establish for herself while spending
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extended periods in Britain. There's no business to be made
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in the UK. No one's buying the flower sprinkles or
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the overpriced rosé or the spread in England. And also
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the movie roles. The entertainment industry is tiny in the
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UK by comparison to the US, so if she wants
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to get back to acting, she'll have to spend large
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chunks of the year in America. And then Dolan raised
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the possibility that will inevitably make royal watchers nervous. Another
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Sussex book. We know that there was so much in
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the original manuscript of Spare that was edited out to
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protect the royal family. All of that times a hundred
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would be in Meghan's book. You have allowed the fox
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back in the henhouse, and feathers will fly. More palace
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in just a moment. In the New York Times, Robert
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Given writes under the headline, Goodbye Harry and Meghan, turns
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out we didn't need actual royals. Per Given, In certain
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corners of the American psyche, for reasons that often confound me,
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many of my fellow residents of this great democracy, 250
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years after it shook off its monarchical yoke, are constantly
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describing our fellow citizens as American royals. There have always
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been families, the Vanderbilts, the Kennedys, and the Bushes, who
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claim to a rarefied level of generational wealth, power, and
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prestige has meant that some Americans want to worship them
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like they have the divine right to rule. They needed
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to proclaim John F. Kennedy Jr. our prince, as well
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as the country's most eligible bachelor and Carolyn Bessette Kennedy
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his princess. However reluctant she was to perform that role,
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this year when Taylor Swift married Travis Kelsey, the occasion
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was characterized as an American royal wedding. The coverage was
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a feeding frenzy, even though the feasting was mostly limited
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to live feeds from the decidedly unfairly-tailed castle-like exterior of
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Madison Square Garden. When we describe our fellow citizens as
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American royals, the implication is that we're gifting them with
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an enhanced stature and a more durable place in history.
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But if we've learned anything from the public agonies of
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Harry and Meghan, it's just how meaningless, yet burdensome, actual
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royal lineage can be. So now I watch with a
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combination of exasperation, confusion, and even a bit of sadness
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when they return to England. Harry and Meghan have struggled
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to right-size their relationship with the royal family, with popular culture,
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and with themselves. They have heaved flamethrowers at Prince William
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and Princess Kate. Their Netflix dabblings have been less than impressive.
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Now they are stuck in the in-between. They are no
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longer fully royal, but they have little currency in the
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celebrity ecosystem. What is Harry's talent? What gives his life
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meaning out in the world, separate from his family? Meghan
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had whiffs of a possible acting role in England in
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Guy Ritchie's The Gentleman, which is about attempts by a
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down-at-hill British aristocratic family to restore its fortunes by getting
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into the drug trade. But that seems to have evaporated,
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and I hope she can find her way back to acting,
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or realize her goal of becoming a lifestyle doyen. Perhaps
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she can become a celebrity, a real A-lister. Harry could
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warm himself in her celebrity glow. And he can finally
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feel what it's like to be better than, more than just,
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a royal. And there you have it. If you'd like
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