July 12, 2026

We Dare You to Make It Through This Weekend's New Horror Movie

We Dare You to Make It Through This Weekend's New Horror Movie

The sixth film in the notoriously dark and gory franchise is the most intense, grisly and gory one yet. We weren’t sure the movie could live up to all the hype, but it certainly did, and even surpassed our expectations. However, speaking of expectations, the film has not lived up to what producers were hoping, falling far short in its opening weekend. Perhaps, it’s just too scary, too violent and too much for most movie-goers… don’t judge us for highly recommending this flick to people with iron stomachs.

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00:00:02
Speaker 1: Hey, that folks. It is Sunday, July twelfth, and we are huge horror movie fans, but even for us, this one was pushing it and we couldn't wait to come hop on and tell you about it. And with that, welcome to this episode of Amy and DJ. An episode we did not plan to record, but we have reacted so strongly Robes, and it's rare that we react this type of way to a horror movie. This was a lot.

00:00:29
Speaker 2: This was the most intense hour and fifty minutes I have spent in recent memory watching Evil dead Burn.

00:00:38
Speaker 3: I mean there was a point. I'm not kidding.

00:00:40
Speaker 2: I didn't even talk about this to you during the movie or afterwards.

00:00:44
Speaker 3: I'm actually bringing this up for the first time. My heart.

00:00:47
Speaker 2: Look, I have had heart surgery. I had a dangerous arrhythmia. My heart has been quiet and calm for years now since I've had it.

00:00:55
Speaker 3: I had an episode in that movie.

00:00:57
Speaker 2: It was a little flip where my heart went into like a like a tech of CARDI like a it was thumping, and I actually started to freak out a little bit because I haven't felt that in more than a decade since my heart surgery. And it was just a brief, like twenty second thing. But I swear this movie brought it off.

00:01:15
Speaker 1: Okay, And apologies to the cast, the crew, to the director of Sebastian Vanischek, because that is not a ringing endorsement. No, people are no, no, no, hey, go see this movie. You might you might have heart trouble. Okay for some, that might be thrilling.

00:01:30
Speaker 2: For some.

00:01:31
Speaker 1: We'll just take a beat. But that does make the point. Robes. Anybody that's followed us even a little bit anywhere in our careers knows we are ginormous horror movie fans. We deep dive it. We're not just the Halloween, We're not just the big Ones. No, no, no, we deep dive it on horror movies. We love all kinds, and we were excited this is a big one. But so it takes a lot to make our stomachs turn yes and get uncomfortable in such a way that we would we would only recommend this to certain people.

00:02:05
Speaker 2: Yes, because actually one of my first takeaways was that was an unbelievable movie like I've never seen before yet. It was so violent, it was so sadistic, it was so gory. I said to you, will people judge us and think we have like some deviant I don't know space in our brains, because who could like a movie like that?

00:02:27
Speaker 3: And I use the word like sparingly.

00:02:30
Speaker 2: I enjoyed the thrill and intensity of the movie, while at the same time I know it sounds weird, but I enjoyed that that feeling of dread and fear and disgusted all those things in a safe space. I appreciate a movie who can make me feel something in a safe environment that I would never.

00:02:49
Speaker 3: Normally want to feel, if that makes any sense.

00:02:52
Speaker 1: It always makes sense to me that there's a limit to your Your fear will only go so far right right, And this is I was trying to give you some thought. Robes. This movie is relentless. There's a point in every horror movie Robes that it becomes daytime. Something happens to where I don't know, maybe a pastor comes in. Something happens to where you know, you can get a little break to go. Nothing's gonna jump out, there's nothing to be as frayed up for a moment. This Robes. That dinner scene I'm talking about was that half thirty minutes in. Maybe maybe I'm saying I'm feeling the last hour and a half you are under assault.

00:03:33
Speaker 3: Well, in the first ten minutes you're under assault.

00:03:35
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The opening is amazing.

00:03:37
Speaker 2: The opening is amazing, incredible. I never want to be in a rowboat on a lake ever again.

00:03:42
Speaker 1: Especially when it's a drizzle, a light rain. Right. I thought that.

00:03:46
Speaker 2: Way initially, maybe after watching Friday the Thirteenth for the first time when I was in second grade. All those fears were basically reignited and then taken to a whole new level at the beginning of this evil Dead, awesome open It was they, you know what they have nailed the last three I believe they have nailed the opening scene, and you know that it's more is coming until they actually put up the evil Dead for the time. Have they gotten to the title yet? No, was the answer, So we knew more was coming. And then yet there was a brief respite of plot storytelling, but.

00:04:20
Speaker 1: But not much that was that was early. Once you got past the funeral, right what broke? They unleash on the audience and you never get a break. You can never exhale and go Okay, nothing's coming. Every moment you knew something could be coming, another thrill could be coming a scare, and the tension roll they build up in some moments. Whoever an Oscar I am? I am pushing for an oscar for whoever did the sound editing on this.

00:04:50
Speaker 3: Day movie goodness and some of the visuals.

00:04:53
Speaker 2: The way the camera was positioned with certain scenes where all hell is literally breaking loose and you're just trained on the final girl and the camera's pulling back but all this violence is happening around her, next to her, above her, and it's just it was so cool the way they shot those scenes. So it's, yes, the gore is there, but the storytelling's there, but just the way they try to take it to another level they succeeded. I saw things I've never seen before. I've seen gore I never knew I needed to see before and probably never need to see again. But still it the ability for them to be able to shock us the way they did, I have to just absolutely give a slow clap of appreciation on that.

00:05:37
Speaker 1: But see how we're talking about it, Robes. There was art and beauty in this cinematography. There was all kinds of art and beauty in the sound and how they put this thing together. It was cool to see. We see a bunch of horror movies. We saw some stuff that jumped out of us, and I want to see what else this director does because of it. This movie, if you're not familiar, this is a six movie horror franchise. It started in the early eighties. Robed is kind of the little movie they could and it has a cult following. It is not like the big Halloween franchises. It didn't make all that money, not the Friday thirteenth, it's not the conjuring, not that, but it has, when you say, Robes, a cult following. In the past two in the franchise have made what fifty seven and sixty plus million at the box office, So they're going to keep making it.

00:06:22
Speaker 2: Yes, and look, the first couple are campy as hell. Camp Yes, camp like to the point where you're laughing while you're watching. And I will say, I love how they have continued to give a nod to those original campy flips with some moments like that. In between we said there was no relief, There really wasn't any relief from the action, but there were moments within the dread the horror of the Gore where there were some hilarious, deliberate comedic relief moments. They didn't last long, but god you needed them. Supplied to us by a grandma who is a part of this family that's now under assault. And then just some of the they had some hilariously timed construction noises, so they gave they gave us some moments of comedic relief, which goes back to the very early beginnings in this franchise.

00:07:12
Speaker 1: They were few and far between and had them. I didn't trust them, and they're just trying to give me the smile for a second. Then they're gonna scare the hell out of me. This movie is relentless in the action. This for me, gore is went and so there was some gore in there. It didn't go overboard to the gore. I'm I don't know why that didn't stand out. We stood out to me ropes. There was extreme violence. Yeah, there was a lot of beating up and constant throwing bodies around, and that was violent like a lot.

00:07:45
Speaker 3: Ain't no way.

00:07:46
Speaker 2: Final girl actually could have been alive at the end of this movie.

00:07:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, that girl went through it, and even if she was allowed, she would have led out by the time somebody found it because she suffered one last wound. But yeah, final it was not survivable. Good point, so all this were talking about it actually wrote is doing for a horror movie, certainly one of this level of violence and gore to be getting the critics scores is getting on Rotten Tomatoes and the audience score that says.

00:08:14
Speaker 3: A lot it does.

00:08:15
Speaker 2: It does so Rotten Tomatoes right now, seventy one percent from the critics, that's huge, eighty two percent from the audience score. Look, if I would, if I were to rate this, I would have absolutely given it in the nineties, like a ninety maybe even a ninety two, ninety three percent, because I thought it was that good. I thought the acting was amazing, I thought the script was great. And look, if you can get me to I would say, it's fair to say you can correct me if I'm wrong. I spend at least thirty percent of the movie with my hands over my face. Obviously I peeked out with my eyes, but I just felt safer watching it that way.

00:08:51
Speaker 1: The point of an I'm not you look, if I gotta sit through this, we do this together, baby, come on, we threw this together. And I never did that thing there were moments wrote I was so in awe of what they were doing. I was smiling, like, I'm just this is unbelievable that this is happening. That opening sequence, I wanted to stand up and cheer at one moment that you know I'm talking about, like wow, And it was the simplest, least gory scary moment maybe of the movie.

00:09:18
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, when we finally see and they brought the woman back from the most recent evil dead rise, So the demon who has possessed this particular body, she shows back up and honestly, it is the creepiest, like you feel like your entire skin like tingling from head to toe. I would describe this as we love roller coasters, I think obviously, I think a lot of people who like horror movies probably like roller coasters. It's the thrill seekers in all of us. But I would liken this to being on space Mountain and you're just constantly going upside down and then you're getting turned. You don't know what's coming, but you know it's gonna be bad, or it's gonna be it's gonna be thrilling. I guess maybe, but that's how I felt didn't know what was coming, but I knew what was coming was going to be terrifying.

00:10:04
Speaker 1: That's a good space Mountain reference because it's so dark in there you can't see the turn that. That's uh, that's pretty good because that's you don't know what's coming. And that dinner scene even they gave you so many options of what.

00:10:17
Speaker 3: Could happen for a knife.

00:10:21
Speaker 1: Family and animal, all kinds of stuff. They all throws. The build up and the sound even before it got to the horror stuff. I leaned over to you and said, man, this sound is awesome.

00:10:32
Speaker 2: Yes, they were just kind of doing those close up somebody gassing up a boat or whatever. I forgot. They were quick and you could just.

00:10:38
Speaker 1: Chopping it was food, all kinds of it was just you could tell the journey they were going to put you.

00:10:43
Speaker 3: Editing needs an oscar.

00:10:44
Speaker 1: There's an oscar for you. All are familiar. The whole franchise goes around, what is the Book of the dead. You read from Demon's come Back and start wreaking hell. That is the most simplified way to put it, but that's the basis of the franchise. Every movie, essentially, some one stupidly reads from this book of the dead that they find in a basement, and all hell breaks loose. People turn into demons, and these demons recall kinds of gory hell. Now, this particular movie robes this is we want to let you know at least how they describe. This is the synopsis of Evil Dead Burn, which is the sixth in the franchise.

00:11:20
Speaker 2: Yes, and you'll know, I think right away if you've got what it takes to watch this movie, because you do need to have.

00:11:25
Speaker 1: That Dutch check.

00:11:26
Speaker 2: Evil Dead Burn unleashes the franchise's most savage and terrifying ride to date, blazing onto big screens with an all new chapter of carnage and demonic mayhem. After the loss of her husband, a woman seeks solace with her in laws in their secluded family home as one by one they are transformed into dead heites, turning the gathering into a family reunion from hell. She comes to discover that the vows she took in life live on even in death.

00:11:56
Speaker 1: Man, that's who I want to go see that most savage and tearing new chapter of carnage and demonic mayhem. What is it about us? There are some movie that just you know, the Killer will jump out and scary. They're jump scares, and that's one thing. Even Poltergeist roes that creeps you out a little bit. It's nothing on the level of this type of thing. What I don't really know, Babe. We have been looking forward to it and we're gonna run out and see this movie, and sure enough we did.

00:12:25
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, you have to be in the right mood, you have to be in the right mindset. Obviously you have to be okay with Gore. But I do think I couldn't watch this kind of movie often, so if I can keep it to like maybe once or twice a year, there's a moment where you're like, Okay, I'm ready for it. I know what I'm getting. And it's just this idea of taking things to another level and just being in awe of their ability to do so.

00:12:51
Speaker 1: There are some rough moments. Two in particular, I'm not gonna describe because I'm gonna there will be no spoilers here. But there are two moments, and I know the ones you're talking about that thought went long and that I thought, okay this one now you're just trying to stick me out. Yeah, it was. It was a long kiss good night. I think you know what I'm talking about there.

00:13:14
Speaker 2: If you guys listen to our podcast, you guys know how much we complained about the kisses in Love Island. Yeah, this took.

00:13:20
Speaker 3: That to a whole other level.

00:13:23
Speaker 2: I'll watch Love Island Kisses all day versus that one.

00:13:26
Speaker 1: But it was Yeah. I was missed.

00:13:27
Speaker 2: Still appreciated the creativity behind it, though.

00:13:30
Speaker 1: I did that one went far baby.

00:13:32
Speaker 2: I like the line at the end where I meant to her husband just says, you haven't kissed me like that in it?

00:13:38
Speaker 1: It is it. That was a man that was tough. I can't believe I was missing Keita and zach and in this piece. But here's the critic consensus on this, at least on right Tomato, saying that Sebastian Vanachek spills guts with glory and the latest installment of Evil Dead featuring the meanest, nastiest and ickiest chapter that is sure to leave fans with a wicked, satisfying burn for more. Damn. That's what the crew is.

00:14:04
Speaker 2: I mean, that is spot on. That's exactly how I would describe it.

00:14:08
Speaker 1: And the director here is a young cat, Sebastian Vanichek, but he's really not a big name necessarily only has one other feature film to his name. This is his second one. It's not we should tell you doing great at the box office right now. It's coming in pretty well below expectations, going to have a weekend opening around fourteen million dollars. Didn't have a big budget, but still that was hoping to do better than that. But stay here. When we come back, we're going to reel off some of the headlines. There have been reviews that are coming in which are hilarious. Also some critics, we'll give you some of their best lines that we have seen about this movie that we love and I actually think some people might hate there. All right, we continue here on this unexpected episode Fami and DJ. We have had such a reaction to a horror movie, not just that we love it. It was just an experience evil dead burn Robes was an experience for me in the movie theater of I don't know how exhausted you could have been and tired after a long week and going into the movie theater. I don't know how you could fall asleep in the theater no and not be anything but on edge. It did feel like Robes a roller coaster that you get on the ride. It starts in the first twenty thirty minutes of that first tic tick where you're going up to the top, and then then you're just dropping for the next hour and half.

00:15:37
Speaker 2: And that goes on throughout, even past the credits. By the way, so you do go see this movie a heads up to you stick around past the credits. There is a wonderful scene that is worth waiting for. So just it's what I love when movies do this, and you always say, hey, the big clue is obviously if they don't turn up the house lights, there's almost certainly more to come. And that is absolutely the case in this movie, So don't miss that because one of the stars of the show makes a return. It's quite fun. But I will say to what you were talking about, the NonStop like, I actually felt like I went to a like a class, like a workout class, because my muscles were tense the entire time.

00:16:19
Speaker 3: I was on edge.

00:16:20
Speaker 2: And people might say, why would you want to do that? Look, I get it to each their own. But if you like horror movies, if you like to be pushed beyond your comfort zone, this is the movie for you if you like it to be you know, think about the conjuring. It's scary, it's awesome, but no one actually dies like people have died before to allow for the story, the ghost story to be told. But if you think about it, no one is actually other than someone explaining a ghost's death. Previously, you don't have the gore and the death. This one is the opposite.

00:16:53
Speaker 1: There's death here.

00:16:54
Speaker 3: There is brutal, sidistic death.

00:16:57
Speaker 1: Did anyone die a call death. I'm trying to think of anybody went out peacefully? No?

00:17:05
Speaker 2: No in this In this movie like extreme there was no Yeah. No. It's torture almost before the death, and then there's torture beyond death, like in the weird non dead state that these demons find themselves in as they've possessed these bodies.

00:17:26
Speaker 3: I mean, it's crazy.

00:17:27
Speaker 2: So some of the review hadlines this one is one of my favorite. Evil den Byrne is a grueling hell I would not choose to revisit.

00:17:35
Speaker 1: I get that this might be a one off. I'm curious about it. I would want to go back and maybe see some things I missed, But yes, this I.

00:17:42
Speaker 2: Would watch this another time. We've gone back and watched Evil Dead Rise and that was one of the goriest movies ever. And we have watched it at least two more times.

00:17:49
Speaker 1: Woman lead and that she is loved that movie.

00:17:52
Speaker 2: But it's an intense movie, for sure. But another one, this one's funny home is where the hell is with slick but finishing returns in Evil Dead Burn. And then someone else said, please please please stop making Evil Dead movies. I mean, you don't have to see it. I'm here for it. Please please, please do not stop making Evil Dead movies, is what I would say to that gives gorehounds what they want while sticking to the formula.

00:18:18
Speaker 1: You know what, if you're a fan of the franchise, which we are, yeah, job done, job well done.

00:18:25
Speaker 2: If you're a fan of the franchise, oh well, don't walk to this movie, because you're gonna love it. I really can't imagine. If you like all of the predecessors, you are going to absolutely love. This one does deliver. This one does raise the stakes. It does look the ante, and that was hard to do given the last one.

00:18:43
Speaker 1: Man, there was I forgot all about the dishwasher scene. Oh oh, all the things.

00:18:49
Speaker 2: Now that you look at that you've seen because this is set in a home and you're like, oh my god, you now look at things differently. We walk around the city differently after our obsession with the other franchise that we love, where anything can happen, where they file destination. Every time I watched ear crane or scaffolding, we I just can see or like a heavy a big truck loading like metal pipes.

00:19:13
Speaker 3: I'm waiting for all hell to break.

00:19:15
Speaker 1: Loose and don't and don't let me see a red balloon.

00:19:18
Speaker 2: Oh talk about Pennywise, Oh my goodness. But the critic reviews, I mean, they gave it pretty high marks, which again is always hard when it comes to We've had some really wild success successes as of late. But like historically speaking, critics are not typically kind to horror movies.

00:19:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, and look, even having a eighty two percent with the audience, they say these are a movie like this is diminished is hurt because people walk out of them not feeling good. So when they're asked to rate them, when they're asked questions and questionnaires, they're not in a positive mood.

00:19:54
Speaker 3: That makes sense.

00:19:55
Speaker 1: So to have one this gory to be at eighty two percent is damn impress.

00:20:00
Speaker 2: I agree, and so yes, it is.

00:20:03
Speaker 1: Just some lines from some of these are actual actual critics, but some of these are. And the last the one I put last, I put for a reason because that one might some of how we felt.

00:20:13
Speaker 2: Okay, one this is audience or these are critic reviews.

00:20:16
Speaker 3: Excuse me.

00:20:17
Speaker 2: It's flawed undeniably, but those shortcomings are largely overwhelmed by the sheer volume of morbid imagination on display.

00:20:26
Speaker 1: That's a compliment morbid imagination. You're right, there were some unique stuff taking place here.

00:20:30
Speaker 2: Stephen King would be proud. Yes, Evil Deadburn is a shrieking, blood soaked blast that understands exactly what fans want from this franchise, ding Ding ding Ding.

00:20:40
Speaker 1: But do you try to bring somebody into the franchise if you give a blood soaked blast. This would be hard for people who are just on the fringe.

00:20:49
Speaker 2: Even if you like Scream, oh yeah, you still shouldn't necessarily go see this movie. And I do think that there should be a disclaimer, so to speak, because yes, and please know, we are not suggesting if you don't like gory movies, if you don't like Texas Chainsaw Massacre like that, kind of film. Do not go see this movie under something circumstances. Next One says Evil Dead fans might have mixed reactions to this lean and very mean spirited addition to this franchise. The gory kills, creepy tone, and striking cinematography are standouts. However, the movie falls back on typical horror cliches towards the end, which, honestly, I don't mind.

00:21:30
Speaker 1: I'm creaking it a perfect movie.

00:21:32
Speaker 2: I love it. I am here for just like a rom com. You have expectations, they met them.

00:21:36
Speaker 1: Yes, bro, that's a very good point at the end. You know what. That's great. You tell me all the time about the formula two, and this is why women love rom coms. You know what you're going to get you you walk me through the false ending whole thing. A horror movie fan, Yes, I have an expect.

00:21:52
Speaker 2: Someone's going to be crawling, someone's gonna fall. There's always gonna be a final girl, we understand, and there'll be one last thing where you think he's dead and he's not. It always happens. This baby will scare the be Jesus out of you, relentlessly and mercilessy mercilessly. But that's all there is.

00:22:09
Speaker 1: So it complimented it before it dogged it. But you get the point. That's fine. Sometimes I just want that horror.

00:22:15
Speaker 2: I don't need it to be some thought provoking horror. I'm here for what they gave me.

00:22:21
Speaker 1: Doesn't need to be Sinners, doesn't need to be Oscar worthy of exact.

00:22:23
Speaker 2: You know, doesn't need to be no last one. And you said you saved this one for last by pushing itself to extremes with no other goal in mind. Vanishek Craft's a gnarly endurance test where the only thing on the horizon is hell itself.

00:22:39
Speaker 1: That is so true an endurance test. Can you make it through this movie? And for that reason, that should have been the promotion. What if they put that out as a dare to everybody? Can you and your friends make it through this movie?

00:22:55
Speaker 3: I dare you to finish this to the end.

00:22:57
Speaker 1: Hey man, go with that. So that is we would recommend we should, as we were talking, we should go about we should try to get this director on an episode and talk to him. I would love to chat with him. He has produced something that as horror fans, we really really do appreciate. Hope it does better. Word of mouths is gonna be tricky on.

00:23:17
Speaker 2: This one, Yes, because you have to, they do, because it is as exceptionally gory as it is, which we appreciate. It also limits who's going to go see this. And we were in a pretty uncrowded theater. Now it was an early showing on a Sunday, but I was the only female in the movie theater.

00:23:35
Speaker 1: And I was the only one of three dudes in the theater, and the other two did not have dates. And we go and to tell you, folks, we went to an eleven ten am show Sunday, eleven am.

00:23:48
Speaker 2: On a beautiful day.

00:23:50
Speaker 1: We went to see people have their heads chopped off.

00:23:54
Speaker 2: Yes, and fingers and body forgot the fingers, the fingers the leg because you need to get out of that share the head rest. The lives that were lost. I guess we should.

00:24:06
Speaker 1: Say, I don't know if we encourage you to see this movie. I bet we made you curious. If nothing else, it is a blast. Give it a shot, and yes, dare you to make it through this movie? And with that, we always appreciate you spending a little time with us. I am TJ On behalf of my dear Amy Robot. We'll talk to y'all soon.