Oct. 29, 2025
The Long and the Short of it with Mickey Guyton... (S3 E2 "Politically Erect")
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RSS Feed Things you didn't see... Kristin reveals a mishap during the party for Bill Kelley that ended in a bloody mess. Looks versus personality, Kristin weighs in and reveals what she has in common with Samantha. Plus, Mickey Guyton can relate to Samantha's storyline and reveals the details of her own Mr. Big.
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Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kristin Davis, and I want to know are you a Charlotte? Okay, everyone, welcome back to Are You a Charlotte? This is part two with Nicky Guiton. We are breaking down episode three h two about politics. That's all I'm gonna say. I only have one memory from this whole show for Charlotte, okay, and it's a weird one. So there's a scene where Carrie invites the girls to go to a political fundraiser for slatteries that we're so good and we all have big hair, which is really interesting to me that that's our perception of how like a political party outfit should be. Because this is say is it? Oh my god? It kind of isn't it. Oh my god. I didn't even think of that. That is so true. I didn't even think of that. It's like weirdly, like someone teased my hair, which I really have like a no teasing role. But apparently back then maybe that's how I got that role. Was that episode. I have like a big poofy hairdoo, and I'm wearing so some borrowed diamonds. I can tell that people are starting to lend us jewelry because I've got some big earrings on. And in this particular scene, it's Samantha, Carrie, Charlotte in a row at the end of a table and they're filming across the table at us, and we're drinking and we're looking at the people at the party, and we're talking about the men, and I'm talking about how you know this is a great place to meet people.
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Speaker 2: We're so excited.
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Speaker 1: I know Charlotte was ready excited, man, very excited at all times, totally totally. So then I say something like I'm going to go mingle or whatever, and I remember that what Michael Patrick had told me to do was to leave, like walk out of the scene with a lot of purpose, like I've got my drink. I think I think I had my drink. Maybe I didn't even have my drink. I just walk off And I was supposed to be like walking towards my next husband, because this is when we start that Charlotte really wants to get married, right like hardcore wants to get married. So he told me to do this. And I don't know how many sets you've been on or whatever, but they do funky things like for the camera track. So yeah, that was like a whole dining room, and they had rolled up the carpet for the camera to be at the end to film us, but I had to walk in that direction. So I'm trying to walk and like look for my you know, potential next husband, like out in the distance, and the big old camera sorry carpet rolls like right there, and I just put my toe into it and just fall hardcore fell right into this guy who was playing a waiter like an extra. And my ear ring scratched this guy so badly that he bled like I fell into him so hard that my diamond ear ring like scratch dive him all the way down my Luckily it did not rig my ear out, thank god. But my diamond scratched this poor guy. I don't remember his name, andood blood was shed and I was, okay, show yourself exactly, show yourself on the Instagram. But I you know, and then I was just of course so mortified, and like the scene was still going on, mind you you know, and I'm just like bam down, flat, down to flat, which is very mean. That is a very mean thing that has committed so one hundred percent that I didn't even look down. He told me to look for my future husband, and I am lookings, I'm looking so oh we didn't believe in bloopers. Oh no, we got rid of all.
00:03:17
Speaker 2: Guess you can't do that.
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Speaker 3: We say you were so raiious because there were a lot of There.
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Speaker 1: Were a lot of bloepers. I feel I feel like one of the movies we had bloopers. I want to say I should investigate that. Yes, but the show we were like, no, no, we don't want to see our bloopers. There would have been so many, you know what I'm saying. And we were just trying to have dignity within what we were doing, which.
00:03:42
Speaker 2: Took a lot of work, right, I mean, which y'all did.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you so much. So the thing, that's what I remember. But as I was watching it, so Charlotte is that this political thing, it doesn't go how she expects. And I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be drunk, Like did you think that when you were watching it? I didn't think you were tipsy? Yeah, okay, because like my hair is a little it's already ready.
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Speaker 3: You're always together, so like you may have had like one and a half drink.
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Speaker 1: But I feel like she's a lightweight. She's like, there's hair like down in my face. She really never happens, right, So I'm like, oh, Charlotte's a little tipsy and I'm just talking. Oh I'm talking. Oh my god, I'm talking to this guy who is the sweetest, sweetest, sweetest. Tommy Crudup is his name. He is Billy Crudup's brother. He's on the couch when we're still at that political party, and I's Mary's my next husband. And then Elizabeth Banks comes and he's like, this is my fiance, and of coourse, Charlotte's just like, oh no. So Tommy Crudup is a sweetheart and he ended up going on to produce the Rachel Ray Show. I don't know if you ever saw that. Every time I would go there, and he's such a sweetheart. And then Elizabeth Banks who comes in and she has such a little baby face. She's so young, and I think she has like two lines, you know. It's so sweet. And I didn't even remember that she was on the show. I saw them seat was there, but I always thought I knew her, but I didn't know how I know her because I would see her, That's what we would just be.
00:05:06
Speaker 3: Like, Hi, you know, like we knew each other forever, but I didn't remember how you were filming you know, this an hour week?
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Speaker 1: How would you? But I'm in there with her. You're just like hey, I'm like, well, that's how I met her.
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Speaker 2: There, it is right there.
00:05:17
Speaker 1: That's how I met Liz events she's a little child on our show.
00:05:21
Speaker 2: So crazy.
00:05:21
Speaker 1: I know, it's so crazy, but really fun. I love. I love to see that, so that there's Charlotte and I love that, see did you?
00:05:28
Speaker 3: I did like, especially when y'all were finally talking and you were hearing their life story, it was like, oh, there's hope for me, right, that's true, that is what Charlotte's thinking.
00:05:38
Speaker 1: And then I say something like I just think it's so amazing when people actually find each other, which you're just like, she's also just dying, but that's okay. And then I think it's also really funny. And I don't remember that Charlotte throws a party for people to bring their like exit people that they're not into anymore, or for Samantha that he's just sure I know, which we talk about them in a minute. That's a good good storyline, is it not?
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Speaker 3: Well?
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Speaker 1: That's happened to me too, other girlfriend. We were yes, oh it's all the girlfriends. Okay, okay, so wait did it work out?
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Speaker 3: It immediately crashed and burned. It immediately crashed and burned.
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Speaker 1: I feel really bad for the short guys.
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's just it was.
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Speaker 3: Like literally exact thing. Like we met them on the road. We were on our road, on our way to like San Francisco. We were driving from here to San Francisco, and we saw them in traffic.
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Speaker 2: We pull over. She goes to exchange numbers with.
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Speaker 1: Him, and this is the guy and got all like, I'm five three and some change and she.
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Speaker 2: Maybe like five to five, and he was like just a little guy.
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Speaker 1: But you was like, so you didn't know. No, we didn't know. And he stood even bold to be exchanging car. Yeah, yeah, that's okay, my smart.
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Speaker 2: We were really yeah, we were really really young.
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Speaker 3: We were like in our early like maybe like nineteen, which is even worse.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know, I hope my daughter's not listening. Do not exchange That would never ever happen. Wow, what's your daughter's name? My daughter's name is Jemma.
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Speaker 2: Jemma. He would never ever do that no.
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Speaker 1: Definitely no, definitely no, but it is kind of funny. So okay, So this guy, I believe his name is Anthony Alessandro Jeff Benton. I think that's the short guy's name. I really feel bad for this guy because.
00:07:35
Speaker 2: Man, our short king.
00:07:37
Speaker 1: I know he's a short king, but he's really so good. I'm great, he was great, and so basically the gist of the storyline, and I really enjoyed it so much, and I didn't remember one tiny bit of it, so I didn't know what was going to happen. Samantha's out at a bar and she's sitting up at the bar and this guy, good looking guy, tells her she's beautiful and then she says, oh, how many lines have you use? How many girls have you used that line on? And he says, you know, I'm in the you know, finance world, and that's this best risk of taken all day because you are beautiful, you know which, of course, he's just very smooth and she's very you know, amazing. Yes, So then he asked her up for dinner later in the week because he gets beeped on his cute beeper and he has to go back to work. I know, and so she says yes, and then he gets off the stool and he's really little, I know, and I feel so bad. But he doesn't seem to have any kind of self awareness about it in a bad way, meaning like he's like he thinks it's all going great. So then she has to do some hardcore thinking and talking to carry about like what do I do? What do I do? He's so little? And then we have a very politically incorrect conversation at that political party about small people.
00:08:58
Speaker 3: Listen, if you're at you're packing down there, you'd have that confidence too.
00:09:03
Speaker 1: Totally totally well put, well put, which we find out later. So so she does decide, does she wait? Does she decide to go out with him? And no, she takes him to Searana's party and he finds out from another person there what the theme of the party is is that you've brought a date that you're not into for whatever reason an X or whatever. And then he's mad at Samantha and he goes like, what do you know? What do you And she says, you're just too small and he says, one hour in the bed with me and you you will be happy or whatever. I don't know what he says, and she says, well, okay, let's go go I know, And isn't my apartment, Like that's the other I was questioning, like, do they go home? I'm not sure.
00:09:46
Speaker 2: I thought it was in your apartment?
00:09:48
Speaker 1: You did, because I thought you kind of thought I did to, But then her apartment. I think it's her apartment because then the guy that I'm flirting with after the guy who's hooks banks, hooks up with his ex in my bedroom, on my bed, on the coats of the people who come to the party. Very rude, behave You're very rude, babe.
00:10:05
Speaker 2: Very rude to do that in your hat.
00:10:06
Speaker 1: In her not cool, not cool at all. Charlotte goes through it in this episode for Charlotte, but that's okay. But Samantha goes and has sex with the with the with the short king and it is checks out. It checks out and good for him.
00:10:20
Speaker 2: But she still had a hard time, I know.
00:10:21
Speaker 1: And then she still had a hard time, and this I thought was just a tiny bit hard to believe. She goes back out to dinner with him. He gets up to go to what he describes in the little boy's room, which you know, shouldn't probably use that phrase. And then he gets up and she sees that it says on his coat that he bought it at the boys department, which is pretty mortifying. I get it, it's pretty mortifying. So she has been like really really little bit. I know, I mean, I was just a little but I will tell you this. My seven year old son is very tall and his shoes are currently bigger than mine. I know, I know it. It's a bit of an issue. So I can't tell at the shoe station in front of our house whose shoes are who's and it's problematic, do you know what I mean? And I'm like soon seven, Yeah, I know, I know, I don't know what's going to happen. Man, but he loves basketball, so you know, I'm like, keep growing, baby, keep growing, gotta feed you gotta keep eating someone going right.
00:11:20
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
00:11:21
Speaker 1: You got to keep the food going though, because sometimes he doesn't eat and then he's angry and that's not good. But yeah, I'm like, let's eat the protein. We gotta eat the protein. But I could see very soon the clothes are going to be fitting me, and then you know, we won't even be able to shop in the boy's department anymore. It's bizarre. But I can wear some of his boy's clothes. They're pretty cute, you.
00:11:41
Speaker 2: Know, my clothes. And he's six fourth, so nice. Yeah, that's so, you know, there the merrier.
00:11:48
Speaker 1: There's loving at me. I am sorry, It's all good. I will go all over the place. I love it. Handah, no, I love it. I love it. I mean tall, a tall guy. This is the problem, though. I think someone needs to discuss our obsession with height.
00:12:10
Speaker 3: It's I was like, most of my boyfriends were short, really yeah, and they weren't very tall, and this tall man and what could you do?
00:12:20
Speaker 1: I know what? It is crazy? Like I read something the other day about women on the apps, which I'm not I'm not on the apps, but women, you know, you can put your height high, highest and lowest height, and they all put six as the minimum, and it rules out so many men that are probably great guys.
00:12:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get it, like i've it just so happened to fall in love with a man that was six four. But most of my boyfriends were.
00:12:47
Speaker 1: Which I understand quit because but I just think it's one of them to let go though. We have to let it go.
00:12:52
Speaker 2: You gotta let it go. We gotta let it go.
00:12:54
Speaker 1: People don't know.
00:12:55
Speaker 3: The older you get, that dating pool gets smaller, and well it just gets blacky.
00:12:59
Speaker 1: It's not even small, it's but it's tolerant. Okay. Also what they've been through or who's left or right? It's wacky out there, right, not that I'm out there, but from what I hear, it's a doodle, okay, So what the storyline? So Samantha, So then she sees the Little Boys. This was a really interesting scene. She sees that. It says the Boys Department on the jacket. She gets up to leave while he's gone, but then he comes out of the bathroom and he sees her. He says, where are you going? And she says, I'm sorry, you can't, and then he basically makes her laugh, which it's kind of rare to see Samantha laughing with a guy like that. And somehow it still doesn't work out. But then I think of the voice or two. He says, yeah, Carrie says, you know that relationship lasted for two weeks, which is really a lot for Samantha, And I thought, you know what this is like so healthy and great for her, and not like she's going to end up with the guy soon who did not make her laugh. Yeah, I'm remembering correctly. We don't get a good guy for Samantha for a while. In my humble opinion, I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry to actor that we're gonna get too soon. But I just remember like thinking, like, it's such such a joy to see Samantha laugh like that because she's so powerful, right, but you don't always get to see her having joy with the men. You see her having joy with the friends.
00:14:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was such a good The way that he made her laugh was really like so natural. I agree, and like you could see that really happening in real life. It's a great, powerful ass woman who nobody can get to. And someone said he's I don't even remember what he said, but whatever it was, it was at.
00:14:52
Speaker 1: Short or whatever. I think he's making jokes about himself, which is so great.
00:14:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, when somebody has a sense of humor, it really person.
00:15:01
Speaker 1: Right, it can get you far. Ye, men and women, but definitely men being funny. It's very powerful. Yeah, it's very special.
00:15:09
Speaker 2: Women like you can make us laugh.
00:15:12
Speaker 1: It's so good.
00:15:13
Speaker 3: Guy our girl, right, you got totally I totally agree.
00:15:16
Speaker 1: I feel that way. I did see this crazy article. I'm just gonna go ahead and say some on my mind to see this crazy article that basically said, like, you know, Kristen is very all caps different from Charlotte in her dating life, and partly because the podcast makes me see all kinds of strange things that I would never normally look at. And that listed people that they think I've dated. I'm not gonna get into whether it was correct or not. Right, it was mostly correct, and they are very different, right, they are very different. And I was like, well, that's interesting. I don't know what someone who doesn't know me would think about that. It's interesting. But I know that all those people made me laugh. Yeah, that's what's the same about them, because they don't seem very similar when you look at them, but I know that they all made me laugh. I mean some more than others, you know what I mean saying. But that was that would be the like if.
00:16:04
Speaker 3: Life is too short, like you need somebody, and especially with your career where it is like you are addressful and like you're a comedic, your comedic timing.
00:16:17
Speaker 1: Is just that's so so great.
00:16:20
Speaker 2: No, it really really is but you are.
00:16:22
Speaker 3: So great, so I can imagine, you know, how serious your life is all of the time, like to be able to have that type of timing, to be that type of an actress, and the work that takes into that. So you need someone that can clear all that I do.
00:16:38
Speaker 1: I do need someone to clear.
00:16:41
Speaker 2: And just be here.
00:16:42
Speaker 1: Definitely. Definitely it's hard to find that, isn't it hard to find that?
00:16:47
Speaker 3: It's hard to find someone that can also handle your power.
00:16:50
Speaker 1: M thank you and like sit back and let you you know what I think is interesting about that. I appreciate that you say that because I think it's so nice to hear that from other women, you know. But the thing that I find confusing, you know, Charlotte is Charlotte was thought of as the nice one, right, and she is obviously she's very nice. She wanted what she wanted, but she's like the nice one of the group or whatever. I think in life, people think, you know that I'm going to be Charlotte, right, But I'm not really Charlotte, but I kind of am Charlotte, and I think that men are possibly confused.
00:17:25
Speaker 2: Oh so they think that you are.
00:17:28
Speaker 1: Going to be her, you know, like super persive, yes, which I don't personally actually think Charlotte is that she's not.
00:17:36
Speaker 3: She just wanted someone that was going to lead the household, but also let her lead if she wanted.
00:17:42
Speaker 1: To, because she's a perfectionist, right. And I mean the nice thing about Harry when we didn't get to him definitely and goes back to that career, you know, and really is so the thing that I loved about Harry, especially when we got to see them in their you know, last incarnation. He doesn't fight her, right, you know what I mean, Like they have a good kind of sharing of the power situation. Like he's in his lane, she's in her lane. She's like the kids, you're going to do this, yeah, And he's fine with that. Yeah. And then she says I'm going to go back to work. And then she tells him that he doesn't contribute around the house like which listen, I know, but didn't he look upset. I think Evan might still be mad about that. No, I know, we're gonna have Evan on the podcast last He was mad that day. I remember he was so mad. He seemed mad. Evan, I'm sure you're going to tell me if I'm right or run, because at that point I was so just focused on my acting that I couldn't even ask. I did want to ask. I did think to myself, like, it's Evan actually mad at me right now? I mean, it's possible he was just acting, right, but I had to focus so hard to get it was like a whole page monologue, right, So I couldn't really deal with his feelings right then. But I do remember thinking, like, he really looks mad at me, right.
00:18:52
Speaker 2: I wish I could be a fly the wall to experience that.
00:18:56
Speaker 1: Whole a world that the world is thing. The world is really fun. Oh my god, the world is really fun. You were able to have that.
00:19:04
Speaker 2: Like type of success without social media?
00:19:08
Speaker 1: Well, thank god. I think I was freeing, and I think we wouldn't have had that success if we had social media because now social media, everybody nippicks everything all the time in real time, and they need to play on pipe forever. Yeah, they need to pipe down and they lives forever. Make things for them. At least that's my current current thought.
00:19:28
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you so much, welcome to so much.
00:19:43
Speaker 1: I had totally forgotten that they go to this Indian restaurant where the curry is hot. Actually water why pretty funny because she's afraid that she'll have to pee and then he'll be like pee on me.
00:19:55
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
00:19:56
Speaker 1: Like it's such a funny. She's like no, no, right, it's very very well thought out like situation where she can't drink water and then he goes, oh, you know, I have an early campaign thing. And then she realizes, oh, thank god, I don't spend the night with him. I can drink water and she guzzles the water. That scene that is so skillful on sar Jska's part because we know everything that she's thinking, but he doesn't, you know. And I really really enjoyed it, and I forgo these are the little details that you forget that when you're chatable, yeah, and you relate and you it's so well executed.
00:20:31
Speaker 3: It so like, you know, that was like a matter of survival right there. That was a survivor's skill that I feel like women have done.
00:20:40
Speaker 1: But also it's like such a weird, like weird circumstances happen in your mind right where you're playing out what might happen if you drink your water and you're trying to avoid that just all the hoops you have to jump through.
00:20:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean prime example. I mean, if we're going to talk about it.
00:20:58
Speaker 1: Is talk about it.
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Speaker 3: So back when I would date, I remember, like if I was going out with a guy that I thought was wanting to sleep with me, and I didn't want to sleep with him, like I just so happened to be in my period that day, and I would yes, And I mean I like, like reality, like I'd bring tampons, I'd be excuse me, like the restroom, like.
00:21:25
Speaker 1: You would commit. I committed all the way. That's adorable. That's adorable. I have so many things going through my head right now. I really feel like I shouldn't say them. I said mine, you did?
00:21:36
Speaker 3: You did?
00:21:38
Speaker 2: I mean, I.
00:21:39
Speaker 1: Remember, you know, obviously it would have been a long time ago that I would have been dating that way or whatever, right.
00:21:44
Speaker 3: But.
00:21:46
Speaker 1: I remember that like certainly if it was new, that was you know, a situation or whatever, and I was always trying to, you know, avoid sleeping with them too soon. But I don't think I would have lied about that because one of the things that used to really bug me was with if a man was really really like ached out by your period, like that would really bother me. What I'm saying so like, I wouldn't want to be like, oh, I have my period, I want to have sex. I wouldn't want to be that girl mean because I wanted them to be like it doesn't bother me. That's how I would know that they were cool. Is that crazy somebody that I wanted?
00:22:31
Speaker 2: Right?
00:22:32
Speaker 1: Right? But I think that was like a like a proving ground, right, I mean, and I do think it would. I would have had to really like them to even want to broach anything like that, right, But it would have been like a little test. I'm saying, like, you know, are they going to be like pressy about it?
00:22:54
Speaker 2: You're not my guy? Right?
00:22:57
Speaker 1: And then eventually we know this is about this is about sweat. Okay, I'm gonna sweitch topics. But I went out with an Australian I loved very much, and he just thought it was great. If you were sweaty, I'd be like, no, I need to get in the shower. I need to be like no loving I know, and.
00:23:19
Speaker 3: Right, isn't that so attractive? Yes, my husband, I love him. Yes, it's nice to be ex Yes.
00:23:31
Speaker 1: Back to the episode. Back to the episode. Okay, basically we've kind of covered the big topics, but the thing that is adorable, Oh my god. And then the end we have a picture just to remind us of how here Harry p yes, I love so In the end after slattery, so Carrie is going through her her different potential ways that she could work around not peeing on him, and that she could run warm water while they're having sex or have tea like all these really rated things. Yes, and it's her natural hair which is so gorgeous. And then slattery. You can't see him because he's in the shower, and then he pulls back the shower curtain and he's kind of mean, and he says, well, that I have to tell you something too. You know, this person in my campaign thinks that maybe it's not a good thing for me to be dating someone with a you know, sex column during the campaign exactly exactly, and she goes, what, but what. She's so polite about it. She's like, but but you you want to pee you want me to be on you? And he goes, well, no one knows. That cut to her typing, which is so enjoying, exactly, and then it says her headline of the column is to pee or not to pee? That is the question, is the question. I love it so much and I hadn't remembered any about that. And she also makes a joke about the Princess and the pee, which she had started when I met her and I saw her in it before we shot the pilot, which is pretty funny, and that's a joke in the show as well.
00:25:04
Speaker 2: That's so good. It's so good.
00:25:08
Speaker 1: I know it's all connected, isn't It's all connected, And it's also relevant to today.
00:25:12
Speaker 2: It is so.
00:25:15
Speaker 1: Horribly relevant to today in a way. Is that's so wild? Yeah, it's like kind of depressing, really, I mean, I don't think it's depressing to say, like, okay, people want different things, you know. Yeah in sex, that's cool. And I do feel that Carrie is pretty understanding. She is not shame.
00:25:34
Speaker 3: She didn't shame him at all. Right, she tried to compromise. I don't want to, but we could pretend, right, like.
00:25:40
Speaker 1: She very sweetly tries to compromise, and then he's kind of like rude, well you yeah, you write up Yeah, like okay, I know, and here she was trying to have a job totally, And at least I'm the host of the town. Yeah, thank you very much, and I can write a column about you. Yeah, exactly. But I also think it's interesting in so many ways. And I can't remember what happens after this. Of course, next week i'll get to see. But oh, so you're waiting to watch each episode? I am. I am, yes, because I don't remember all of them. I have my weird memories of filming them, but I don't really remember the storyline. Crazy, you're wearing green. I want to ask you about your Christmas album. Okay, so I have my album out.
00:26:24
Speaker 3: I was not a Christmas person until I had my son, and you know, you know, I'm a millennial. So I get to see all the videos of how magical Christmas was back in the day.
00:26:35
Speaker 1: And so it was so magical, you know, like the.
00:26:40
Speaker 3: Stuff you know, everybody it's shopping, Like nobody does that anymore, it feels like. But I just wanted to release a really cool, fun Christmas album that I just am so proud of.
00:26:50
Speaker 2: I recorded most of it in China.
00:26:53
Speaker 1: Amazing, Wow, I love it. I do think that having children completely changes your viewpoint of the.
00:26:59
Speaker 2: Hall day and especially every yeah and everything.
00:27:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, my kids love the Christmas music. I love it so much.
00:27:07
Speaker 3: It makes I'm so excited and I'm just so excited that it's here.
00:27:12
Speaker 1: You're green the day and it did its job.
00:27:18
Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I also feel like Christmas music and Christmas specials and everything, it's such a great opportunity for for someone like yourself. Was a beautiful voice, because it's just another it's like kind of an additional almost like a cottage industry. Yeah, yeah, it's just wonder it is right.
00:27:37
Speaker 3: One of the songs on my album is called sugar Cookie, was written with Kirsten from Panatonics.
00:27:42
Speaker 1: Cool.
00:27:43
Speaker 2: I'm really It's like.
00:27:44
Speaker 3: One of my favorite songs on the album, and I hope everybody enjoys it.
00:27:47
Speaker 1: Amazing. You are so sweet to come and join it.
00:27:52
Speaker 2: I have been just trying not to like stare at you.
00:27:57
Speaker 3: I'm just so You're just so important, and I'm just so I'm not important.
00:28:02
Speaker 2: Yeah you are.
00:28:03
Speaker 1: You're sweet. Sweet, You're so sweet.
00:28:06
Speaker 2: I've just this has been an honor to sit here.
00:28:08
Speaker 1: You're so sweet and wonderful. You're a joy to come over here and join us, your little studio, so easy and wonderful. We've just been chatting. I know, it's great. You're so so smart and fantastic.
00:28:19
Speaker 2: Thank you.
00:28:20
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Can we watch this China show?
00:28:23
Speaker 3: So it's it was online only, but you can see it if you just look up the singer god there you can see all the performances.
00:28:29
Speaker 1: Amazing. Oh that's fun.
00:28:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome.
00:28:32
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I will be. I was just in China for tour in October.
00:28:38
Speaker 2: Wow. I did a tour out there. It was awesome. Wow.
00:28:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've only ever been to Shanghai and Beijing, which are amazing. Feel definitely amazing, a little overwhelming. It's it's a lot of people. It's a lot of people there drive crazy. I did not even Yeah, I really didn't drive, Oh my god.
00:28:58
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't drive for the three months I was there, but I rode in the car.
00:29:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:29:02
Speaker 3: I was just like I they drive like worse than New Yorkers.
00:29:06
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot, say a lot.
00:29:09
Speaker 2: I mean there's no rolls on the road.
00:29:12
Speaker 1: Well, I do you feel like I also remember all the bikes, yes, which is super impressive. Right, don't have their whole family on one bike?
00:29:21
Speaker 2: Right? And I'm just like, what is happening?
00:29:23
Speaker 1: I remember being in a very tall hotel in I feel like it was in Shanghai, and I could look down and the morning like the everyone going to work, and just see if people go to section of bikes and then all the cars would come.
00:29:37
Speaker 3: It's very cool, though it's it's that was a lot. There's no personal space.
00:29:43
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, there's definitely a difference in personal space. Definitely different in personal space. Definitely definitely. I forgot to say something. It's so funny about the show. This is what reminded me of it. The reason that I went to Shanghai and Beijing is that I held a Motorolla flip phone. I got paid to go to Shanghai and Beijing. It might have been, Yeah, it might have been.
00:30:06
Speaker 3: I don't know, because a while ago something I noticed on the show for the Razor. Yeah, at first it was the little one that Carrie had, right, Yes, when she.
00:30:15
Speaker 1: Keeps because she didn't want to be like to into the phones. I have all kinds of crazy phones. But in life also people are always giving me phones. I was always using the crazy phones. But did you notice in this episode Carrie goes to a phone booth and uses it? Yes, so sweet, it's so afraid. But let me tell you, they smell so bad. Now. Yeah, I mean there's still some left. I don't know if they work or not, but like people, there's still that. Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're there and they still fit, you know. I have a cute book for my son. It's called The Last Phone Booth and about the last phone booth in Manhattan and how everyone leaves it for their cell phones and it watches all the people walk by and they don't use it anymore, but this one day the cell service goes out and then there's a big line to use the old magic yeah bone booth. It's a good book. Remember that movie Phone Yes with Colin? I remember every Colin Farrell movie.
00:31:11
Speaker 2: Saw that in the theater.
00:31:12
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that in theaters either, but I love anything with Colin, and it's so good. My daughter's very perplexed by the penguin. She's never seen the penguin, but we see the ads all around town and she's like, but but does he look like that? I'm no, he's very, very handsome, very handsome and very and she said, but how does he look like that?
00:31:31
Speaker 2: For that show?
00:31:32
Speaker 1: And I said, hours and hours of prosthetics. It's impressive, right, that is so wild? I know it. Mickey, Yes, are you a Charlotte? Hell yeah, I cursed the day you were born. Excellent. Excellent that you're ready with that one. Excellent. Did you ever feel like maybe I'm a Charlotte, Maybe I'm a Carrey.
00:31:56
Speaker 3: I saw, I felt I was in between Charlotte and carry That's how I feel, too, Like I definitely the moral thing that Charlotte had. She had such a yeah, a more her moral compass was the most definitely more definitely, But then you know.
00:32:12
Speaker 2: I could have broken some hearts like Carrie.
00:32:15
Speaker 1: I bet.
00:32:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good for you. I kept choosing my mister big? Did you I did? I had? I had a mister big, but he was he was mister little because he wasn't big.
00:32:28
Speaker 1: He was little, but he had that vibe.
00:32:30
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
00:32:32
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I don't know anyone who hasn't really yeah yeah, I mean maybe there's someone I don't know, Hannah. Did you have a mister big?
00:32:39
Speaker 2: Okay? Great?
00:32:40
Speaker 1: Wow, good for you. God, yeah, I don't think you want mister big?
00:32:46
Speaker 3: Why?
00:32:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much for having thank you for being here. I'm a Charlotte.
00:32:55
Speaker 1: Yay yay yay
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kristin Davis, and I want to know are you a Charlotte? Okay, everyone, welcome back to Are You a Charlotte? This is part two with Nicky Guiton. We are breaking down episode three h two about politics. That's all I'm gonna say. I only have one memory from this whole show for Charlotte, okay, and it's a weird one. So there's a scene where Carrie invites the girls to go to a political fundraiser for slatteries that we're so good and we all have big hair, which is really interesting to me that that's our perception of how like a political party outfit should be. Because this is say is it? Oh my god? It kind of isn't it. Oh my god. I didn't even think of that. That is so true. I didn't even think of that. It's like weirdly, like someone teased my hair, which I really have like a no teasing role. But apparently back then maybe that's how I got that role. Was that episode. I have like a big poofy hairdoo, and I'm wearing so some borrowed diamonds. I can tell that people are starting to lend us jewelry because I've got some big earrings on. And in this particular scene, it's Samantha, Carrie, Charlotte in a row at the end of a table and they're filming across the table at us, and we're drinking and we're looking at the people at the party, and we're talking about the men, and I'm talking about how you know this is a great place to meet people.
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Speaker 2: We're so excited.
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Speaker 1: I know Charlotte was ready excited, man, very excited at all times, totally totally. So then I say something like I'm going to go mingle or whatever, and I remember that what Michael Patrick had told me to do was to leave, like walk out of the scene with a lot of purpose, like I've got my drink. I think I think I had my drink. Maybe I didn't even have my drink. I just walk off And I was supposed to be like walking towards my next husband, because this is when we start that Charlotte really wants to get married, right like hardcore wants to get married. So he told me to do this. And I don't know how many sets you've been on or whatever, but they do funky things like for the camera track. So yeah, that was like a whole dining room, and they had rolled up the carpet for the camera to be at the end to film us, but I had to walk in that direction. So I'm trying to walk and like look for my you know, potential next husband, like out in the distance, and the big old camera sorry carpet rolls like right there, and I just put my toe into it and just fall hardcore fell right into this guy who was playing a waiter like an extra. And my ear ring scratched this guy so badly that he bled like I fell into him so hard that my diamond ear ring like scratch dive him all the way down my Luckily it did not rig my ear out, thank god. But my diamond scratched this poor guy. I don't remember his name, andood blood was shed and I was, okay, show yourself exactly, show yourself on the Instagram. But I you know, and then I was just of course so mortified, and like the scene was still going on, mind you you know, and I'm just like bam down, flat, down to flat, which is very mean. That is a very mean thing that has committed so one hundred percent that I didn't even look down. He told me to look for my future husband, and I am lookings, I'm looking so oh we didn't believe in bloopers. Oh no, we got rid of all.
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Speaker 2: Guess you can't do that.
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Speaker 3: We say you were so raiious because there were a lot of There.
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Speaker 1: Were a lot of bloepers. I feel I feel like one of the movies we had bloopers. I want to say I should investigate that. Yes, but the show we were like, no, no, we don't want to see our bloopers. There would have been so many, you know what I'm saying. And we were just trying to have dignity within what we were doing, which.
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Speaker 2: Took a lot of work, right, I mean, which y'all did.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you so much. So the thing, that's what I remember. But as I was watching it, so Charlotte is that this political thing, it doesn't go how she expects. And I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be drunk, Like did you think that when you were watching it? I didn't think you were tipsy? Yeah, okay, because like my hair is a little it's already ready.
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Speaker 3: You're always together, so like you may have had like one and a half drink.
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Speaker 1: But I feel like she's a lightweight. She's like, there's hair like down in my face. She really never happens, right, So I'm like, oh, Charlotte's a little tipsy and I'm just talking. Oh I'm talking. Oh my god, I'm talking to this guy who is the sweetest, sweetest, sweetest. Tommy Crudup is his name. He is Billy Crudup's brother. He's on the couch when we're still at that political party, and I's Mary's my next husband. And then Elizabeth Banks comes and he's like, this is my fiance, and of coourse, Charlotte's just like, oh no. So Tommy Crudup is a sweetheart and he ended up going on to produce the Rachel Ray Show. I don't know if you ever saw that. Every time I would go there, and he's such a sweetheart. And then Elizabeth Banks who comes in and she has such a little baby face. She's so young, and I think she has like two lines, you know. It's so sweet. And I didn't even remember that she was on the show. I saw them seat was there, but I always thought I knew her, but I didn't know how I know her because I would see her, That's what we would just be.
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Speaker 3: Like, Hi, you know, like we knew each other forever, but I didn't remember how you were filming you know, this an hour week?
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Speaker 1: How would you? But I'm in there with her. You're just like hey, I'm like, well, that's how I met her.
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Speaker 2: There, it is right there.
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Speaker 1: That's how I met Liz events she's a little child on our show.
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Speaker 2: So crazy.
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Speaker 1: I know, it's so crazy, but really fun. I love. I love to see that, so that there's Charlotte and I love that, see did you?
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Speaker 3: I did like, especially when y'all were finally talking and you were hearing their life story, it was like, oh, there's hope for me, right, that's true, that is what Charlotte's thinking.
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Speaker 1: And then I say something like I just think it's so amazing when people actually find each other, which you're just like, she's also just dying, but that's okay. And then I think it's also really funny. And I don't remember that Charlotte throws a party for people to bring their like exit people that they're not into anymore, or for Samantha that he's just sure I know, which we talk about them in a minute. That's a good good storyline, is it not?
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Speaker 3: Well?
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Speaker 1: That's happened to me too, other girlfriend. We were yes, oh it's all the girlfriends. Okay, okay, so wait did it work out?
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Speaker 3: It immediately crashed and burned. It immediately crashed and burned.
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Speaker 1: I feel really bad for the short guys.
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's just it was.
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Speaker 3: Like literally exact thing. Like we met them on the road. We were on our road, on our way to like San Francisco. We were driving from here to San Francisco, and we saw them in traffic.
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Speaker 2: We pull over. She goes to exchange numbers with.
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Speaker 1: Him, and this is the guy and got all like, I'm five three and some change and she.
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Speaker 2: Maybe like five to five, and he was like just a little guy.
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Speaker 1: But you was like, so you didn't know. No, we didn't know. And he stood even bold to be exchanging car. Yeah, yeah, that's okay, my smart.
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Speaker 2: We were really yeah, we were really really young.
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Speaker 3: We were like in our early like maybe like nineteen, which is even worse.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know, I hope my daughter's not listening. Do not exchange That would never ever happen. Wow, what's your daughter's name? My daughter's name is Jemma.
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Speaker 2: Jemma. He would never ever do that no.
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Speaker 1: Definitely no, definitely no, but it is kind of funny. So okay, So this guy, I believe his name is Anthony Alessandro Jeff Benton. I think that's the short guy's name. I really feel bad for this guy because.
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Speaker 2: Man, our short king.
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Speaker 1: I know he's a short king, but he's really so good. I'm great, he was great, and so basically the gist of the storyline, and I really enjoyed it so much, and I didn't remember one tiny bit of it, so I didn't know what was going to happen. Samantha's out at a bar and she's sitting up at the bar and this guy, good looking guy, tells her she's beautiful and then she says, oh, how many lines have you use? How many girls have you used that line on? And he says, you know, I'm in the you know, finance world, and that's this best risk of taken all day because you are beautiful, you know which, of course, he's just very smooth and she's very you know, amazing. Yes, So then he asked her up for dinner later in the week because he gets beeped on his cute beeper and he has to go back to work. I know, and so she says yes, and then he gets off the stool and he's really little, I know, and I feel so bad. But he doesn't seem to have any kind of self awareness about it in a bad way, meaning like he's like he thinks it's all going great. So then she has to do some hardcore thinking and talking to carry about like what do I do? What do I do? He's so little? And then we have a very politically incorrect conversation at that political party about small people.
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Speaker 3: Listen, if you're at you're packing down there, you'd have that confidence too.
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Speaker 1: Totally totally well put, well put, which we find out later. So so she does decide, does she wait? Does she decide to go out with him? And no, she takes him to Searana's party and he finds out from another person there what the theme of the party is is that you've brought a date that you're not into for whatever reason an X or whatever. And then he's mad at Samantha and he goes like, what do you know? What do you And she says, you're just too small and he says, one hour in the bed with me and you you will be happy or whatever. I don't know what he says, and she says, well, okay, let's go go I know, And isn't my apartment, Like that's the other I was questioning, like, do they go home? I'm not sure.
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Speaker 2: I thought it was in your apartment?
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Speaker 1: You did, because I thought you kind of thought I did to, But then her apartment. I think it's her apartment because then the guy that I'm flirting with after the guy who's hooks banks, hooks up with his ex in my bedroom, on my bed, on the coats of the people who come to the party. Very rude, behave You're very rude, babe.
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Speaker 2: Very rude to do that in your hat.
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Speaker 1: In her not cool, not cool at all. Charlotte goes through it in this episode for Charlotte, but that's okay. But Samantha goes and has sex with the with the with the short king and it is checks out. It checks out and good for him.
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Speaker 2: But she still had a hard time, I know.
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Speaker 1: And then she still had a hard time, and this I thought was just a tiny bit hard to believe. She goes back out to dinner with him. He gets up to go to what he describes in the little boy's room, which you know, shouldn't probably use that phrase. And then he gets up and she sees that it says on his coat that he bought it at the boys department, which is pretty mortifying. I get it, it's pretty mortifying. So she has been like really really little bit. I know, I mean, I was just a little but I will tell you this. My seven year old son is very tall and his shoes are currently bigger than mine. I know, I know it. It's a bit of an issue. So I can't tell at the shoe station in front of our house whose shoes are who's and it's problematic, do you know what I mean? And I'm like soon seven, Yeah, I know, I know, I don't know what's going to happen. Man, but he loves basketball, so you know, I'm like, keep growing, baby, keep growing, gotta feed you gotta keep eating someone going right.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: You got to keep the food going though, because sometimes he doesn't eat and then he's angry and that's not good. But yeah, I'm like, let's eat the protein. We gotta eat the protein. But I could see very soon the clothes are going to be fitting me, and then you know, we won't even be able to shop in the boy's department anymore. It's bizarre. But I can wear some of his boy's clothes. They're pretty cute, you.
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Speaker 2: Know, my clothes. And he's six fourth, so nice. Yeah, that's so, you know, there the merrier.
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Speaker 1: There's loving at me. I am sorry, It's all good. I will go all over the place. I love it. Handah, no, I love it. I love it. I mean tall, a tall guy. This is the problem, though. I think someone needs to discuss our obsession with height.
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Speaker 3: It's I was like, most of my boyfriends were short, really yeah, and they weren't very tall, and this tall man and what could you do?
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Speaker 1: I know what? It is crazy? Like I read something the other day about women on the apps, which I'm not I'm not on the apps, but women, you know, you can put your height high, highest and lowest height, and they all put six as the minimum, and it rules out so many men that are probably great guys.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get it, like i've it just so happened to fall in love with a man that was six four. But most of my boyfriends were.
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Speaker 1: Which I understand quit because but I just think it's one of them to let go though. We have to let it go.
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Speaker 2: You gotta let it go. We gotta let it go.
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Speaker 1: People don't know.
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Speaker 3: The older you get, that dating pool gets smaller, and well it just gets blacky.
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Speaker 1: It's not even small, it's but it's tolerant. Okay. Also what they've been through or who's left or right? It's wacky out there, right, not that I'm out there, but from what I hear, it's a doodle, okay, So what the storyline? So Samantha, So then she sees the Little Boys. This was a really interesting scene. She sees that. It says the Boys Department on the jacket. She gets up to leave while he's gone, but then he comes out of the bathroom and he sees her. He says, where are you going? And she says, I'm sorry, you can't, and then he basically makes her laugh, which it's kind of rare to see Samantha laughing with a guy like that. And somehow it still doesn't work out. But then I think of the voice or two. He says, yeah, Carrie says, you know that relationship lasted for two weeks, which is really a lot for Samantha, And I thought, you know what this is like so healthy and great for her, and not like she's going to end up with the guy soon who did not make her laugh. Yeah, I'm remembering correctly. We don't get a good guy for Samantha for a while. In my humble opinion, I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry to actor that we're gonna get too soon. But I just remember like thinking, like, it's such such a joy to see Samantha laugh like that because she's so powerful, right, but you don't always get to see her having joy with the men. You see her having joy with the friends.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was such a good The way that he made her laugh was really like so natural. I agree, and like you could see that really happening in real life. It's a great, powerful ass woman who nobody can get to. And someone said he's I don't even remember what he said, but whatever it was, it was at.
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Speaker 1: Short or whatever. I think he's making jokes about himself, which is so great.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, when somebody has a sense of humor, it really person.
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Speaker 1: Right, it can get you far. Ye, men and women, but definitely men being funny. It's very powerful. Yeah, it's very special.
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Speaker 2: Women like you can make us laugh.
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Speaker 1: It's so good.
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Speaker 3: Guy our girl, right, you got totally I totally agree.
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Speaker 1: I feel that way. I did see this crazy article. I'm just gonna go ahead and say some on my mind to see this crazy article that basically said, like, you know, Kristen is very all caps different from Charlotte in her dating life, and partly because the podcast makes me see all kinds of strange things that I would never normally look at. And that listed people that they think I've dated. I'm not gonna get into whether it was correct or not. Right, it was mostly correct, and they are very different, right, they are very different. And I was like, well, that's interesting. I don't know what someone who doesn't know me would think about that. It's interesting. But I know that all those people made me laugh. Yeah, that's what's the same about them, because they don't seem very similar when you look at them, but I know that they all made me laugh. I mean some more than others, you know what I mean saying. But that was that would be the like if.
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Speaker 3: Life is too short, like you need somebody, and especially with your career where it is like you are addressful and like you're a comedic, your comedic timing.
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Speaker 1: Is just that's so so great.
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Speaker 2: No, it really really is but you are.
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Speaker 3: So great, so I can imagine, you know, how serious your life is all of the time, like to be able to have that type of timing, to be that type of an actress, and the work that takes into that. So you need someone that can clear all that I do.
00:16:38
Speaker 1: I do need someone to clear.
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Speaker 2: And just be here.
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Speaker 1: Definitely. Definitely it's hard to find that, isn't it hard to find that?
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Speaker 3: It's hard to find someone that can also handle your power.
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Speaker 1: M thank you and like sit back and let you you know what I think is interesting about that. I appreciate that you say that because I think it's so nice to hear that from other women, you know. But the thing that I find confusing, you know, Charlotte is Charlotte was thought of as the nice one, right, and she is obviously she's very nice. She wanted what she wanted, but she's like the nice one of the group or whatever. I think in life, people think, you know that I'm going to be Charlotte, right, But I'm not really Charlotte, but I kind of am Charlotte, and I think that men are possibly confused.
00:17:25
Speaker 2: Oh so they think that you are.
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Speaker 1: Going to be her, you know, like super persive, yes, which I don't personally actually think Charlotte is that she's not.
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Speaker 3: She just wanted someone that was going to lead the household, but also let her lead if she wanted.
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Speaker 1: To, because she's a perfectionist, right. And I mean the nice thing about Harry when we didn't get to him definitely and goes back to that career, you know, and really is so the thing that I loved about Harry, especially when we got to see them in their you know, last incarnation. He doesn't fight her, right, you know what I mean, Like they have a good kind of sharing of the power situation. Like he's in his lane, she's in her lane. She's like the kids, you're going to do this, yeah, And he's fine with that. Yeah. And then she says I'm going to go back to work. And then she tells him that he doesn't contribute around the house like which listen, I know, but didn't he look upset. I think Evan might still be mad about that. No, I know, we're gonna have Evan on the podcast last He was mad that day. I remember he was so mad. He seemed mad. Evan, I'm sure you're going to tell me if I'm right or run, because at that point I was so just focused on my acting that I couldn't even ask. I did want to ask. I did think to myself, like, it's Evan actually mad at me right now? I mean, it's possible he was just acting, right, but I had to focus so hard to get it was like a whole page monologue, right, So I couldn't really deal with his feelings right then. But I do remember thinking, like, he really looks mad at me, right.
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Speaker 2: I wish I could be a fly the wall to experience that.
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Speaker 1: Whole a world that the world is thing. The world is really fun. Oh my god, the world is really fun. You were able to have that.
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Speaker 2: Like type of success without social media?
00:19:08
Speaker 1: Well, thank god. I think I was freeing, and I think we wouldn't have had that success if we had social media because now social media, everybody nippicks everything all the time in real time, and they need to play on pipe forever. Yeah, they need to pipe down and they lives forever. Make things for them. At least that's my current current thought.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you so much, welcome to so much.
00:19:43
Speaker 1: I had totally forgotten that they go to this Indian restaurant where the curry is hot. Actually water why pretty funny because she's afraid that she'll have to pee and then he'll be like pee on me.
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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: Like it's such a funny. She's like no, no, right, it's very very well thought out like situation where she can't drink water and then he goes, oh, you know, I have an early campaign thing. And then she realizes, oh, thank god, I don't spend the night with him. I can drink water and she guzzles the water. That scene that is so skillful on sar Jska's part because we know everything that she's thinking, but he doesn't, you know. And I really really enjoyed it, and I forgo these are the little details that you forget that when you're chatable, yeah, and you relate and you it's so well executed.
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Speaker 3: It so like, you know, that was like a matter of survival right there. That was a survivor's skill that I feel like women have done.
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Speaker 1: But also it's like such a weird, like weird circumstances happen in your mind right where you're playing out what might happen if you drink your water and you're trying to avoid that just all the hoops you have to jump through.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean prime example. I mean, if we're going to talk about it.
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Speaker 1: Is talk about it.
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Speaker 3: So back when I would date, I remember, like if I was going out with a guy that I thought was wanting to sleep with me, and I didn't want to sleep with him, like I just so happened to be in my period that day, and I would yes, And I mean I like, like reality, like I'd bring tampons, I'd be excuse me, like the restroom, like.
00:21:25
Speaker 1: You would commit. I committed all the way. That's adorable. That's adorable. I have so many things going through my head right now. I really feel like I shouldn't say them. I said mine, you did?
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Speaker 3: You did?
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Speaker 2: I mean, I.
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Speaker 1: Remember, you know, obviously it would have been a long time ago that I would have been dating that way or whatever, right.
00:21:44
Speaker 3: But.
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Speaker 1: I remember that like certainly if it was new, that was you know, a situation or whatever, and I was always trying to, you know, avoid sleeping with them too soon. But I don't think I would have lied about that because one of the things that used to really bug me was with if a man was really really like ached out by your period, like that would really bother me. What I'm saying so like, I wouldn't want to be like, oh, I have my period, I want to have sex. I wouldn't want to be that girl mean because I wanted them to be like it doesn't bother me. That's how I would know that they were cool. Is that crazy somebody that I wanted?
00:22:31
Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 1: Right? But I think that was like a like a proving ground, right, I mean, and I do think it would. I would have had to really like them to even want to broach anything like that, right, But it would have been like a little test. I'm saying, like, you know, are they going to be like pressy about it?
00:22:54
Speaker 2: You're not my guy? Right?
00:22:57
Speaker 1: And then eventually we know this is about this is about sweat. Okay, I'm gonna sweitch topics. But I went out with an Australian I loved very much, and he just thought it was great. If you were sweaty, I'd be like, no, I need to get in the shower. I need to be like no loving I know, and.
00:23:19
Speaker 3: Right, isn't that so attractive? Yes, my husband, I love him. Yes, it's nice to be ex Yes.
00:23:31
Speaker 1: Back to the episode. Back to the episode. Okay, basically we've kind of covered the big topics, but the thing that is adorable, Oh my god. And then the end we have a picture just to remind us of how here Harry p yes, I love so In the end after slattery, so Carrie is going through her her different potential ways that she could work around not peeing on him, and that she could run warm water while they're having sex or have tea like all these really rated things. Yes, and it's her natural hair which is so gorgeous. And then slattery. You can't see him because he's in the shower, and then he pulls back the shower curtain and he's kind of mean, and he says, well, that I have to tell you something too. You know, this person in my campaign thinks that maybe it's not a good thing for me to be dating someone with a you know, sex column during the campaign exactly exactly, and she goes, what, but what. She's so polite about it. She's like, but but you you want to pee you want me to be on you? And he goes, well, no one knows. That cut to her typing, which is so enjoying, exactly, and then it says her headline of the column is to pee or not to pee? That is the question, is the question. I love it so much and I hadn't remembered any about that. And she also makes a joke about the Princess and the pee, which she had started when I met her and I saw her in it before we shot the pilot, which is pretty funny, and that's a joke in the show as well.
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Speaker 2: That's so good. It's so good.
00:25:08
Speaker 1: I know it's all connected, isn't It's all connected, And it's also relevant to today.
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Speaker 2: It is so.
00:25:15
Speaker 1: Horribly relevant to today in a way. Is that's so wild? Yeah, it's like kind of depressing, really, I mean, I don't think it's depressing to say, like, okay, people want different things, you know. Yeah in sex, that's cool. And I do feel that Carrie is pretty understanding. She is not shame.
00:25:34
Speaker 3: She didn't shame him at all. Right, she tried to compromise. I don't want to, but we could pretend, right, like.
00:25:40
Speaker 1: She very sweetly tries to compromise, and then he's kind of like rude, well you yeah, you write up Yeah, like okay, I know, and here she was trying to have a job totally, And at least I'm the host of the town. Yeah, thank you very much, and I can write a column about you. Yeah, exactly. But I also think it's interesting in so many ways. And I can't remember what happens after this. Of course, next week i'll get to see. But oh, so you're waiting to watch each episode? I am. I am, yes, because I don't remember all of them. I have my weird memories of filming them, but I don't really remember the storyline. Crazy, you're wearing green. I want to ask you about your Christmas album. Okay, so I have my album out.
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Speaker 3: I was not a Christmas person until I had my son, and you know, you know, I'm a millennial. So I get to see all the videos of how magical Christmas was back in the day.
00:26:35
Speaker 1: And so it was so magical, you know, like the.
00:26:40
Speaker 3: Stuff you know, everybody it's shopping, Like nobody does that anymore, it feels like. But I just wanted to release a really cool, fun Christmas album that I just am so proud of.
00:26:50
Speaker 2: I recorded most of it in China.
00:26:53
Speaker 1: Amazing, Wow, I love it. I do think that having children completely changes your viewpoint of the.
00:26:59
Speaker 2: Hall day and especially every yeah and everything.
00:27:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, my kids love the Christmas music. I love it so much.
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Speaker 3: It makes I'm so excited and I'm just so excited that it's here.
00:27:12
Speaker 1: You're green the day and it did its job.
00:27:18
Speaker 2: Thank you.
00:27:18
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I also feel like Christmas music and Christmas specials and everything, it's such a great opportunity for for someone like yourself. Was a beautiful voice, because it's just another it's like kind of an additional almost like a cottage industry. Yeah, yeah, it's just wonder it is right.
00:27:37
Speaker 3: One of the songs on my album is called sugar Cookie, was written with Kirsten from Panatonics.
00:27:42
Speaker 1: Cool.
00:27:43
Speaker 2: I'm really It's like.
00:27:44
Speaker 3: One of my favorite songs on the album, and I hope everybody enjoys it.
00:27:47
Speaker 1: Amazing. You are so sweet to come and join it.
00:27:52
Speaker 2: I have been just trying not to like stare at you.
00:27:57
Speaker 3: I'm just so You're just so important, and I'm just so I'm not important.
00:28:02
Speaker 2: Yeah you are.
00:28:03
Speaker 1: You're sweet. Sweet, You're so sweet.
00:28:06
Speaker 2: I've just this has been an honor to sit here.
00:28:08
Speaker 1: You're so sweet and wonderful. You're a joy to come over here and join us, your little studio, so easy and wonderful. We've just been chatting. I know, it's great. You're so so smart and fantastic.
00:28:19
Speaker 2: Thank you.
00:28:20
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Can we watch this China show?
00:28:23
Speaker 3: So it's it was online only, but you can see it if you just look up the singer god there you can see all the performances.
00:28:29
Speaker 1: Amazing. Oh that's fun.
00:28:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome.
00:28:32
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I will be. I was just in China for tour in October.
00:28:38
Speaker 2: Wow. I did a tour out there. It was awesome. Wow.
00:28:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've only ever been to Shanghai and Beijing, which are amazing. Feel definitely amazing, a little overwhelming. It's it's a lot of people. It's a lot of people there drive crazy. I did not even Yeah, I really didn't drive, Oh my god.
00:28:58
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't drive for the three months I was there, but I rode in the car.
00:29:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:29:02
Speaker 3: I was just like I they drive like worse than New Yorkers.
00:29:06
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot, say a lot.
00:29:09
Speaker 2: I mean there's no rolls on the road.
00:29:12
Speaker 1: Well, I do you feel like I also remember all the bikes, yes, which is super impressive. Right, don't have their whole family on one bike?
00:29:21
Speaker 2: Right? And I'm just like, what is happening?
00:29:23
Speaker 1: I remember being in a very tall hotel in I feel like it was in Shanghai, and I could look down and the morning like the everyone going to work, and just see if people go to section of bikes and then all the cars would come.
00:29:37
Speaker 3: It's very cool, though it's it's that was a lot. There's no personal space.
00:29:43
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, there's definitely a difference in personal space. Definitely different in personal space. Definitely definitely. I forgot to say something. It's so funny about the show. This is what reminded me of it. The reason that I went to Shanghai and Beijing is that I held a Motorolla flip phone. I got paid to go to Shanghai and Beijing. It might have been, Yeah, it might have been.
00:30:06
Speaker 3: I don't know, because a while ago something I noticed on the show for the Razor. Yeah, at first it was the little one that Carrie had, right, Yes, when she.
00:30:15
Speaker 1: Keeps because she didn't want to be like to into the phones. I have all kinds of crazy phones. But in life also people are always giving me phones. I was always using the crazy phones. But did you notice in this episode Carrie goes to a phone booth and uses it? Yes, so sweet, it's so afraid. But let me tell you, they smell so bad. Now. Yeah, I mean there's still some left. I don't know if they work or not, but like people, there's still that. Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're there and they still fit, you know. I have a cute book for my son. It's called The Last Phone Booth and about the last phone booth in Manhattan and how everyone leaves it for their cell phones and it watches all the people walk by and they don't use it anymore, but this one day the cell service goes out and then there's a big line to use the old magic yeah bone booth. It's a good book. Remember that movie Phone Yes with Colin? I remember every Colin Farrell movie.
00:31:11
Speaker 2: Saw that in the theater.
00:31:12
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that in theaters either, but I love anything with Colin, and it's so good. My daughter's very perplexed by the penguin. She's never seen the penguin, but we see the ads all around town and she's like, but but does he look like that? I'm no, he's very, very handsome, very handsome and very and she said, but how does he look like that?
00:31:31
Speaker 2: For that show?
00:31:32
Speaker 1: And I said, hours and hours of prosthetics. It's impressive, right, that is so wild? I know it. Mickey, Yes, are you a Charlotte? Hell yeah, I cursed the day you were born. Excellent. Excellent that you're ready with that one. Excellent. Did you ever feel like maybe I'm a Charlotte, Maybe I'm a Carrey.
00:31:56
Speaker 3: I saw, I felt I was in between Charlotte and carry That's how I feel, too, Like I definitely the moral thing that Charlotte had. She had such a yeah, a more her moral compass was the most definitely more definitely, But then you know.
00:32:12
Speaker 2: I could have broken some hearts like Carrie.
00:32:15
Speaker 1: I bet.
00:32:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good for you. I kept choosing my mister big? Did you I did? I had? I had a mister big, but he was he was mister little because he wasn't big.
00:32:28
Speaker 1: He was little, but he had that vibe.
00:32:30
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.
00:32:32
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I don't know anyone who hasn't really yeah yeah, I mean maybe there's someone I don't know, Hannah. Did you have a mister big?
00:32:39
Speaker 2: Okay? Great?
00:32:40
Speaker 1: Wow, good for you. God, yeah, I don't think you want mister big?
00:32:46
Speaker 3: Why?
00:32:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much for having thank you for being here. I'm a Charlotte.
00:32:55
Speaker 1: Yay yay yay