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Don And Gary Doin' 60 Podcast
'Ain't Nobody Got Time For That'-Special Guest Marty Beene
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THIS JUST IN 🚨
Panic is spreading. Coffee has been spilled. Slippers… misplaced.
THE QUESTION SHAKING THE NATION:
👉 WHERE… IS… MARTY?!
The public is demanding answers. Protesters are gathering (mostly by 4pm, then heading home before dark). Chants of “RELEASE THE FILES!” echo across cul-de-sacs nationwide. 📁
Multiple sources have confirmed:
🎙️ Don and Gary of Don and Gary Doin’ 60 are PERSONS OF INTEREST
Allegations claim Marty has been held for months… in a mysterious location known only as…
🥫 “THE CAN.”
Investigators have uncovered disturbing questions:
WHERE is this “Can”… pantry? garage? next to the Metamucil??
CAN he breathe… or is he just sighing loudly like the rest of us?
Are Don and Gary poking holes in the can… or just poking Marty to make sure he’s still awake?
Has anyone offered him a biscuit… or at least a Werther’s Original??
DOES HE EVEN LIKE BISCUITS… or is this all based on outdated snack intel?!
Unverified audio leaked earlier today:
“Guys… I can hear you recording…”
Followed by: “Is that a podcast or a lawn mower??”
Gary appears nervous. Don claims, “He’s fine. We upgraded him to a slightly larger can.”
Medical experts warn Marty may be experiencing:
Mild confusion
Moderate sarcasm
Severe exposure to Don and Gary
🎙️ DEVELOPING STORY:
Sources say Marty may soon be released… for questioning… and snacks… on the segment:
“Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That.”
Until then, the nation waits… holding its breath… unlike Marty… hopefully.
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