Episodes
New! Unidentifed--So, what really happened at Roswell?
We're back a week late, but I hope you agree it's worth it. Having heard the pro-UFO version of Roswell last time, we now seek to learn why so many dedicated investigators have looked into this situation and decided it's …
New! Unidentified--The Roswell incident (as told by an expert UFO bel…
This time, we hear the full story of Roswell--or, at least, the full story as it's told by those who are convinced that a UFO crashed there. This is audio captured during the great 2017 Paranoid Strain road trip, and …
New! Unidentified--The pre-UFOs that set the stage for Roswell
Roswell is right around the corner, but first let's consider the unidentified objects that appeared in the night skies before everybody decided they were shaped like saucers. To wit, we'll cover The War of the Worlds, the foo...
New! Unidentified--Where are all the aliens? (The Fermi Paradox and D…
We're fully on the UFO beat now, and addressing one of the most vexing questions asked by any scientist in the previous century--Enrico Fermi's question about aliens. That is, "Where is everybody"? We explore many solutions t...
New! Unidentified--The 66 trillion year-old Shabazz UFO, and the stil…
Hey! There are finally UFOs in the UFO series!
New! Unidentified--Wait, is Cthulhu just an Ancient Alien?
Also, out-of-place artifacts!
New! Unidentified--Graham Hancock, Ancient Aliens, and the Chad Rogai…
You've never heard ancient toddler chanting quite like this...
New! Unidentified, Episode 9: Nibiru needs gold--and sperm, for some…
Zecharia Sitchin is weird.
New! Unidentified, Episode 7: Fear of a 12th planet--Nibiru and the …
The Annunaki are coming!
New! Unidentified, Episode 7: Zecharia Sitchin's made-up Ancient Ali…
We finally introduce arguably the second-most-important ancient aliens conspiracy theorist, shipping executive, amateur researcher, and adorable little old man Zecharia Sitchin. He's just as wrong and bull-headed as von Danik...
New! Unidentified, Episode 6: It was the Ancient Alien, with the Cry…
Trust us, that subtitle will eventually make sense.
New! Unidentified, Episode 5: Do the Ancient Aliens enthusiasts have …
Hint: no.
New! Unidentified, Episode 4: O-negative blood type? You're probably …
or Basque-ing in the Rh-negative blood type
New! Unidentified, Episode 3: Jesus Christ, Ancient Astronaut
or How the UFOs Parted the Red Sea
New! Unidentified, Episode 2: Ancient Aliens, Chariots of the Gods, a…
Oh, and Captain Kirk, F***boi
New! Unidentified, Episode 1: In which we narrowly evade an anal prob…
Yeah, the Chads are back
New! Quick-ish hit! Paul is Dead? Part 2
And here's the second part of our rundown of the Paul is Dead musical conspiracy theory. In this episode, we consider the long-term implications of this brief mania, as well as the modern conspiracists who just won't let it g...
New! Quick-ish hit! Paul is Dead?
We're back! But we're not doing UFOs yet. First, we're doing a two-parter on one of the most famous music-related conspiracies in modern history--that is, the sudden mania that gripped The Beatles fandom, who for very confusi...
Archive: PKD Part 6
To keep you company while we work on new content, we're breaking apart one of our classic episodes into digestible chunks. Enjoy one of our personal favorite episodes, and we'll be back with you in the new year with great …
Archive: PKD Part 5
To keep you company while we work on new content, we're breaking apart one of our classic episodes into digestible chunks. Enjoy one of our personal favorite episodes, and we'll be back with you in the new year with great …
Archive: PKD Part 4
To keep you company while we work on new content, we're breaking apart one of our classic episodes into digestible chunks. Enjoy one of our personal favorite episodes, and we'll be back with you in the new year with great …
Archive: PKD Part 3
To keep you company while we work on new content, we're breaking apart one of our classic episodes into digestible chunks. Enjoy one of our personal favorite episodes, and we'll be back with you in the new year with great …
Archive: PKD Part 2
To keep you company while we work on new content, we're breaking apart one of our classic episodes into digestible chunks. Enjoy one of our personal favorite episodes, and we'll be back with you in the new year with great …