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Submarine and A Roach

Submarine and A Roach

This show is about how 3 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 hilarious episode at a time.

Recent Episodes

Dec. 1, 2025

Episode 238:"The Danish Inception."

Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj on Submarine and A Roach. Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast for Episode 238, "The Danish Inception." The boys kick things off with their usual nonsense, diving straight into the chaotic and hi...
Nov. 24, 2025

Episode 237: "Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy"

Join Tmt. Mayowa and Koj on Submarine and A Roach —Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 237, “Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy.” Tmt starts off choosing joy as the boys open in classic Submaroach fashion: ta...
Nov. 17, 2025

Episode 236: "Nothing to see here — yet"

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 236, “Nothing to see here — yet.” Love isn’t dead; it’s everywhere, even on Twitter. TMT opens with a Sund...
Nov. 10, 2025

Episode 235: "Detty December is Human Trafficking"

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Detty December is Human Trafficking,” hosted by TMT & Koj. Every December, Lagos becomes a conveyor belt of bodies, bottles, ...
Nov. 3, 2025

Episode 234: "Meek & Horny"

Join Koj, TMT & Mayowa on Submarine and A Roach— Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast —for Episode 234, “Meek & Horny.” It’s a high-energy catch-up that zigzags from Lagos banter to Toronto life, politic...
Oct. 26, 2025

Episode 233: "L is for Lekki and Q is for Kwara"

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast — for Episode 233, “L is for Lekki and Q is Kwara,” a wide-ranging conversation that moves from Lagos nightlife to t...

About the Hosts

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Kalakuta Koj

Kalakuta KOJ, is a self-proclaimed Professional Fun Guy. By day, you'll find him living up to his title as Burna Boy's number 1 fan, while simultaneously doling out advice that, admittedly, may not be of much use to anyone of sound mind.

Dubbed the "R&B Papi", nightfall often finds him brooding over tunes that champion the art of Dirty Mackin’. #MakeDirtyMackinGreatAgain

Above all, he revels in a hearty laugh—though be warned, might just be at your expense.

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Mayowa

By far the sanest of the trio, Mayowa is always listening to podcasts, supporting Mikel Arteta’s Red Army, or compiling evidence to validate his theory that Mad Men is the greatest show to grace our television screens.

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TMT

As a Lawyer, podcaster Producer, rapper, yapper, actor, DJ, wine maker, tug boat captain and amateur psychologist, TMT manages to be still show up consistently as the face of chaos on what is already a chaotic podcast. Do with that what you will.