Episodes

Buckle up, this one's a straight-up unscripted explosion.Havok & LX drag historian/Nostr wizard Wouter Constant into the void to talk censorship-proof social media that actually gives a damn about liberty. We start semi-normal: relays as your personal treehouses, cryptographic keys so no one can Stalin-purge your account overnight, web-of-trust magic beating AI deepfakes without needing Big Brother, Blossom for unbreakable podcast links, Lightning zaps paying creators more than Spotify ever did....

Join hosts LX and Havok for a wildly entertaining chat with debut novelist (and Page Turner Award winner!) John David! The long-time PR crisis communications pro, nonfiction business author, and corporate ghostwriter spills the beans on ditching the real world to create his own: a gripping mystery series starring TV reporter Pete LeMaster.From a routine tailgate interview that turns into a viral active-shooter nightmare (and a heroic bystander twist), to the wild ride of writing fiction after de...

Marine biologist and conservation powerhouse Andrew Lewin, host of How to Protect the Ocean and co-host of Beyond Jaws joins LX and Havok as they splash into an epic ocean adventure. From childhood heroes like Jacques Cousteau to wild scuba stories (beavertail wetsuits, anyone?), oil rigs turned underwater centers of life, and witty takes on ditching single use plastics, picking up beach, or any trash, and why biodiversity is the ultimate life hack, above and below the water. This episode is pac...

Buckle up for another gloriously unscripted ride with hosts LX and Havok on The Space Tomatoes Podcast! In this episode, the guys start with squirrels zooming through bank tubes, spiral into vacuum-powered Costco secrets, AI replacing call centers (and maybe your Wendy's drive-thru order), privacy nightmares, prime rib feasts, raclette cheese quests, and why flattening hamburger for storage is apparently a personality type. It’s equal parts hilarious tangents, sharp takes on tech bubbles and sur...

Buckle up for another hilariously unscripted ride on The Space Tomatoes Podcast! Hosts LX and Havok dive headfirst into the important stuff: why that Florida guy should grow his beard back immediately, the life-changing magic of beard oil, dogs that don’t care if you shave your face, cat hair that defies physics, and the great planned obsolescence light bulb conspiracy that’ll make you mad all over again.They also cover banana tree tragedies, mini excavators (rent or buy), the quest for the perf...

Buckle up for another gloriously unscripted romp on The Space Tomatoes Podcast, where hosts Havok and LX turn everyday absurdities into comedy gold. This episode kicks off with a hilariously haunted Cobra car sale gone wrong, (don't worry no blinker fluid was spilled) before veering into the epic saga of LX's "big green junk" military deuce and a half truck that's equal parts beast and brake failure nightmare. From debating why hobbies like Beanie Babies and Franklin Mint plates are not investme...

Join hosts LX and Havok for another episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast: where we battle veggie garden bugs, snowmen rise in the desert, and Kaos the pup scores a clean bill of health after her epic staple laden vet visitheist! From heated debates on whether dog fronts are "arms" or "legs", to viral TikTok triumphs and a hilariously horrifying "giblets Jacuzzi" gadget, these cosmic gardeners spill the soil on winter woes, vanilla vine vibes, and why kratom's got states in a twist. Buckle up fo...

Buckle up for a bumper crop of banter on The Space Tomatoes Podcast, where hosts LX and Havok spill the beans (not the burnt caramel) on the Alpaca Party, brisket-slicing close calls, and a karaoke massacre that left throats in ruins. From terrorizing neighborhoods with rogue ice cream trucks to Buc-ee's squeegee heists and red-light therapy glow-ups, these two talk healthy eating changes (bye-bye, carbs!), vole-proof gardening hacks, and why doctors should swap scripts for salad. It's unfiltere...

Lx and Havok are back, half-packing for a road trip while the first hard frost creeps in like a rude Canadian ex. We rage about the death of real sweatpants (“If it doesn’t balloon out and swallow your shoes, it’s not sweatpants, it’s betrayal”), mourn the extinction of women’s pockets, worship rotary engines like the stoned genius inventions they are, swap 1970s skateboard scars, explain why 50-year mortgages are just slavery with better marketing, and confess our undying hatred for mushrooms (...

Join hosts LX and Havok on The Space Tomatoes Podcast as they blast off into a wild discussion on AI's highs and lows from handy research hacks and hilarious hallucinations (moon made of cheese, anyone?) to terrifying tales of self-preserving bots, Terminator vibes, and slaughterbot swarms. They geek out on tech bubbles, thorium reactors powering the future, red light therapy zaps, and even monkey mayhem in Florida rivers. Plus, chit-chat on gardening woes, fluffy bears that aren't cuddly, and w...

Join hosts LX and Havok for a hilarious, meandering adventure through life's quirky corners! From spotting goofy heritage turkeys in the yard to reliving Oregon Trail disasters (dysentery, anyone?), pioneer hardships in scorching deserts, the eternal quest for the perfect wallet, and pockets, because everyone loves pockets. Dive into nostalgia with childhood toys, music genres, and tech throwbacks like screeching modems and ancient iPods. Plus, spa facials, kitchen gripes, and why suburbs are th...

LX and Havok are back with another unfiltered romp through rural ridiculousness on The Space Tomatoes Podcast! This week's harvest of hilarity includes roadside triumphs (free raised beds, anyone?), epic fails at assembling them without losing your sanity, and a suburban sprawl showdown that's got us plotting our next homestead escape. Hear LX's legendary Facebook Marketplace revenge tale (spoiler: garage doors make great plot twists), Havok's heart-pounding power surge saga (pro tip: call an el...

Buckle up for another episode with The Space Tomatoes Podcast hosts Havok and LX, where rural rants meet reel talk in the most unhinged way possible! This episode blasts off with Mark Twain haikus gone wrong, escalates to epic fails on remembering names (but nailing column numbers like a boss), and dives headfirst into animal anarchy, think feral cat rooftop raids, crunchy grass horse gripes, and the eternal wait for those dream German Shepherd pups (no Malinois madness here, thank goodness). Fr...

Buckle up for a delightfully derailed ride through the wild world of off-grid living with your fave duo, LX and Havok! From rigging up a "do-not-disturb" red light to dodge wifey walk-ins (and debating the ethics of invisible dog fences, zap or nah?), these two dive headfirst into morning walks in puffy coats, ugly-but-oh-so-tasty organic Fuji apples that laugh at pesticides, and a bumper crop of plums threatening to snap branches like overzealous piñatas.Hear Havok geek out over misting his ind...

Join hosts LX and Havok on The Space Tomatoes Podcast for a wild ride through life’s quirks and hard-hitting truths! From mastering the art of grilling steaks to upgrading budget guitars, dodging shady online deals, and cherishing pet antics, they cover it all with humor and heart. But it’s not just fun and games. LX and Havok dive deep into real talk about personal freedom, societal control, and standing up to the system, from digital IDs to police accountability. Tune in for laughs, rants, and...

Welcome to another episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast, where co‑hosts LX and Havok bring you unscripted, unfiltered conversations about technology, gaming, life, and everything in between. Born out of a shared love for dragons and fueled by coffee, stubbornness, and a passion for authentic connection, Space Tomatoes is equal parts tech talk, offbeat humor, and real‑life stories.From battling buggy recording platforms to swapping stories about pets, guests, and giveaways, LX and Havok invite y...

In this wide-ranging episode of Space Tomatoes, hosts Havok and LX serve up a hearty mix of real-life stories and thoughtful commentary. From the murky waters of social media censorship and unexpected bans to the sparks (literally) of home electrical projects, the duo shares unfiltered takes on DIY repairs, renting cars, and navigating modern life. They open up about family, off-the-grid living, and how communities weather natural disasters, while also diving into some tasty talk on barbecue tec...

Join LX and Havok on Space Tomatoes for a chat that bounces from morning routines to the wild world of selling on-line, tech gripes, and ethical dog breeding. We spill the tea on Airbnb etiquette, share home improvement hacks, and dig into the joys of composting and organic gardening. Expect laughs, relatable rants, and practical takeaways like why you should leave your rental spotless and how to dodge intrusive smart devices. Tune in, get inspired, and join us on Telegram!

From planting struggles to population puzzles, meat mastery to memory lane. LX and Havok take you on a wild ride through modern life, rural roots, and cosmic curiosity. Join us for your weekly blend of real talk, random thoughts, and refreshingly grounded chaos. Whether you're into tractors or tech trends, traffic or turkey-raising, there's something here for everyone with a taste for the unexpected.

In this episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast, LX and Havok take you through tech nostalgia, that one drawer we all have, and the moral gray zones of music copyright. From laughing over clutter chaos to unpacking the psychology of spending, they dive headfirst into some big stuff. Mars colonization, social experiments to help the homeless, and some general silliness. With sharp wit and thoughtful reflection, this episode mixes humor, humanity, and just the right amount of perspective.

Join LX and Havok in this episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast, covering everything from lawn care and soil science to cybersecurity and the old days of workplace pranks. Ever wondered how modern farming gear stacks up against old school tools? Curious about balancing health, tech, and privacy in today’s fast paced world? This episode dives deep into the quirks of everyday life, the evolution of office culture, DIY disasters, digital safety, and even the nostalgic demise of landlines. With thei...

Join us for a thought-provoking episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast where we plant seeds of curiosity and look for insights on some of life’s big questions. From the joys of gardening and pet antics to the ethics of surveillance and the complexities of human behavior. Along the way we dive into rural living, late-night antics, the ethics of raw milk, and how research bias is shaping our understanding of health and human behavior. Serious when it matters and chaotic when it counts, this episode...

In this thought-provoking episode of The Space Tomatoes Podcast, hosts LX and Havok dive into one of the most controversial beverages in modern food culture: milk. From raw to pasteurized to UHT and ultra pasteurized, historical myths to scientific realities, and farm ethics to government oversight, this is more than just a dairy discussion it’s a deep churn into food freedom, public health, and who really gets to decide what’s “safe.”Expect a blend of serious investigation, healthy skepticism, ...

On this short episode of the Space Tomatoes Podcast, LX and Havok cover a wide range of topics. From personal milestones and celebrations to smart home security and the impact of political conversations in daily life. They dive into the ups and downs of content creation, the power of community, and unpack some insights around raw milk and fluoride in public health. The episode wraps with a behind-the-scenes look at their podcast setup and some exciting plans for the future. Thoughtful, curious, ...