Somebody once told me the world is going to roll me. To which I said, “Roll me?” And then they said, “Don’t interrupt me, what I’m trying to say is—“. But I persisted: “I’m just not familiar with that phrase. Roll me?” Then they were like, “Yeah, roll you.” And I shrugged, “Like, in a rug? Like I’m a joint? Or more like a stalled car?” Then they got real mad and were all, “Jesus! Will you just let me finish my thought?!” And I said, still calm, “I’m just not sure how I’m supposed to take it. Is it meant to be threatening?”. And then they just walked off, like I’m the jerk, y’know?! Anyway, we watched 2001’s ‘Shrek.’
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