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Nov. 11, 2026

Throwback: The Ice Spice McDonald's Video Breakdown

Throwback: the crew breaks down that viral Ice Spice McDonald's video, as it was reported at the time ๐Ÿ‘€ From EP. 231 #IceSpice #HipHop #PopCulture #PodcastClips

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Nov. 11, 2026

Is Anybody Really Out of Your League?

Ever thought you were out of somebody's league? There's somebody for everybody... and he was probably funny ๐Ÿ˜‚ From EP. 231 #Dating #Attraction #Relationships #RealTalk

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Nov. 11, 2026

The Night You Learn You're Not 20 Anymore

That one night you feel 20 again... then your knees remind you you're 30-something ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Millennials, when did it hit you? From EP. 231 #Millennials #InYour30s #Relatable #Adulting

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Nov. 11, 2026

The Whispered โ€œDamnโ€: Smooth or Borderline?

The under-your-breath "damn": loud enough for her to hear, low enough for her to ignore. Smooth or borderline? From EP. 231: Appreciation vs. Objectification #DatingTalk #Flirting #ModernDating #GuysTalk

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Nov. 10, 2026

The Slap Debate: Did Chris Rock Ask for It?

Throwback debate: talk about a man's wife while he's sitting in the front row and... you asked for it? Years later, has your take on the slap changed? From EP. 231 #WillSmith #ChrisRock #Oscars #PopCulture

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Nov. 10, 2026

Never Knock Your Partner Down in Public

You should be your partner's biggest supporter, especially in public. If y'all are beefing, take it home. Agree? From EP. 231 #RelationshipAdvice #Marriage #Couples #RealTalk

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Nov. 10, 2026

Usher & Chris Brown on Tour Together? Protect Your Girl ๐Ÿ˜‚

Throwback: when Usher and Chris Brown announced a joint tour, we already knew whose girl was in danger ๐Ÿ˜‚ Would you let yours go? From EP. 231 #Usher #ChrisBrown #RnB #ConcertTalk

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Nov. 10, 2026

Safe Zone or Jail Adjacent? The Pickup Line Test

Safe zone, borderline, danger zone, or jail adjacent? ๐Ÿšจ We put pickup lines to the test. Where does YOUR go-to line land? From EP. 231: Appreciation vs. Objectification #DatingTalk #PickupLines #ModernDating #PodcastClips

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Nov. 4, 2026

Who's Worth $15 Million? ๐Ÿ’ธ

$15 million on one person. Who's actually worth it? ๐Ÿ’ธ Megan, Shenseea and Tems all came up. Then '90s Jada entered the chat and ended the debate. Who's YOUR $15M celebrity crush? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #CelebrityCrush #PopCulture #90sJada #Debate

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Nov. 4, 2026

Visiting Fans Deserve Respect ๐ŸŸ๏ธ

Wearing your team's jersey in a rival city is NOT "antagonizing." ๐ŸŸ๏ธ Talk trash in the hallway? All good. Putting hands on visiting fans? Never. Where's the line between rivalry and harassment? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #SportsFans #SportsTalk #Rivalry #NFL

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Nov. 4, 2026

Ran Into My Ex With My Girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜ฌ (Pt 2)

Part 2: eye to eye with the ex, current girlfriend right next to you. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ They didn't blow us up. Respect. They saved it for when we came back that Thursday. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Would your ex play it cool or cause a scene? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Exes #DatingStories #Relationships #Storytime

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Nov. 3, 2026

Strip Club Crush Meets My Real Girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜ณ (Pt 1)

Your strip club "girlfriend" and your ACTUAL girlfriend. Same line. Santa's Enchanted Forest. ๐Ÿ˜ณ Part 1: how it started. Part 2 drops tomorrow. What would you have done? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Storytime #DatingStories #Relationships #FunnyStories

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Nov. 3, 2026

Baseball Only Hits at the Ballpark โšพ

Baseball hits different at the ballpark. On TV? Can't do it. โšพ Alsoโ€ฆ without steroids, it just ain't hitting the way it used to. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Ballpark or couch: where do you watch? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Baseball #MLB #Marlins #SportsTalk

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Nov. 3, 2026

Why You Mad About Who I'm Attracted To? ๐Ÿค”

Why are you mad about who I'm attracted toโ€ฆ when you weren't checking for me anyway? ๐Ÿค” The internet would be a lot calmer if people stopped worrying about the opinions of folks they'd never date. Fair point or nah? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Attraction #DatingTalk #Preferences #RealTalk

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Nov. 2, 2026

I Fell for a Dancer and Tried to Save Her ๐Ÿ˜…

Every man who went to the strip club has that ONE dancer he wanted to save. ๐Ÿ˜… "You ain't gotta live this lifeโ€ฆ we got room at my mama's house." Be honest: have you ever tried to save somebody? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Storytime #DatingStories #Relationships #RealTalk

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Nov. 2, 2026

Charisma Beats Looks Every Time ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Pretty gets your attention. Charisma keeps it. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ The dangerous ones have both, and they know exactly what they're doing. Looks or personality: which one actually keeps you around? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Attraction #Charisma #DatingTalk #Relationships

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Nov. 2, 2026

Cheating vs. Permission: Which Hurts More? ๐Ÿ’”

Which hurts more? ๐Ÿ’” A) Finding out your partner cheated B) Giving them permission to do something that ended up destroying the relationship We said B. If they cheat, that's on them. If you signed off on it, you have to live with your part. A or B? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Relationshipsโ€ฆ

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Nov. 1, 2026

Was This Reply Written by ChatGPT? ๐Ÿค–

Marvin sent Joe a gym pic. Joe replied with a paragraph about her "value system." ๐Ÿค– Marvin's verdict: that's the most ChatGPT reply ever written. Joe swears it came from the heart. Human or ChatGPT? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #ChatGPT #Comedy #Friendship #GroupChat

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Nov. 1, 2026

THE LOST EPISODE | EP. 237 - RUNNING THE PRICE UP

The lost episode is finally out of the vault! Technical difficulties nearly kept this one buried, but the video has officially been recovered. Filmed on June 22nd, this conversation has been a long time comingโ€”and the takes are still worth the wait. This week on The Samurai Pros, Marvin andโ€ฆ

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Nov. 1, 2026

Everybody Wants to Be Wanted ๐Ÿ’ฏ

"She's being a man." No, she's being assertive. ๐Ÿ’ฏ It's not a man thing or a woman thing. Everybody wants to be wanted. Agree or disagree? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Relationships #DatingAdvice #Assertiveness #RealTalk

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Oct. 31, 2026

Comedy Is Like a Burger ๐Ÿ”

Everybody can make a burger. Not everybody can make a good one. ๐Ÿ” Same with jokes. Chappelle did a similar joke years ago and it landed. Delivery is everything. Does a joke land because of the joke, or the delivery? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Comedy #StandUpComedy #DaveChappelle #ComedyTalk

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Oct. 31, 2026

EP. 245 โ€“ Marvin's Perfect 10 Day #shorts

A perfect day doesnโ€™t need a packed schedule: good food, games, football, time with friends, and a great movie make a relaxed day worth remembering. #PerfectDay #RelaxingDay #DailyLife #GoodTimes

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Oct. 31, 2026

She Made the First Move ๐Ÿ”ฅ

She walked up and told him exactly what she wanted. The internet lost it. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Men loved the energy. Others called it "being the man." Bold move or too much? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #FirstMove #DatingTalk #Confidence #TheDrop

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Oct. 31, 2026

Full Samurai Pros: Joe Is on Camera ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

You asked for it. Full Samurai Pros: Frank, Marvin AND Joe on camera. ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Also, Frank's intro has more nicknames than a wrestler. Who should we bring on next? ๐Ÿ‘‡ #Podcast #FullCrew #Comedy #ChopItUp

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