Are You Serious!? (Episode #185)

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Yeah, Hey, what's up everybody? This big coreon of this might her

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podcast come to another episode of the
Manic Minute, So check this shit out.

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Man. I was up in a
restaurant, right ian having a good

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time chilling, you know, cooling
out whatever. Right, So I have

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to go use the restroom. So
I go to the restroom. I'm using

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'em, you know, I'm using
the restroom whatever. And in the stall,

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inside one of those little cubby stall
shits, there's a there's a guy

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using the bathroom whatever. So I
hear him say, wow, toilet paper's

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over not under, so whatever,
he gets up, does his thing,

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and he leaves. I'm washing my
hands whatever. So I'm saying to myself,

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the fuck is that really a thing? People get upset whether the toilet

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paper is over or under? Is
that really a thing? You should be

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fucking happy there's toilet paper. There'll
wipe your ass, you know what I'm

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saying. Someplaces your gass is using
the bathroom and you get stuck because you

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have nothing there. You should be
happy to to have something they'll wipe your

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ass with. You know what I'm
saying. I mean, shit, exactly,

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shit, you know, but I
didn't know that was a real thing.

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I thought it was just something that
people joke about all the time,

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you know what i mean. So
my advice to people is wipe your ass

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and shut the fuck up, you
know what I'm saying. I mean,

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just be happy you have toilet paper
that will wipe your ass with, you

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know what i mean. There's no
reason to get upset. And if you're

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really that upset, change it around
yourself, you know what I'm saying.

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Just just fucking twist it, turn
it, and then put it right back

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in there. If you're really that
upset. I mean, could the shit

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people get upset about these days?
Man fucking rolls, the toilet paper going

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under or over, whatever the fuck
it was, or whatever it is.

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Just wipe your ass and keep it
moving. I'm big Holy on this man

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Heard podcast. It's been another episode
of You heard It right here the Manic

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Minute. I'm out