METAL INVASION!! Part 1

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Welcome seekers to an archive where the
shadows whisper tales and twined with the unknown.

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I am the archivist, your guide
through these narratives and forgotten catastrophes,

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lives lost and stories forgotten. These
unfortunate souls find their stories preserved within these

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walks. Their endings lost were not
for this. Join me, intrepid seekers,

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as we traverse dimly pathways of suspense, horror, and the unexplained.

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The journey begins, and the terror
within awaits your presence in the dread excidibus.

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All right, folks, that wraps
up my time for today. I

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see our late night crew walking in
as we speak, and I'll tell you,

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folks, I've heard some things.
I've heard. These guys are all

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about the local scene. But the
question is can they bring the heat.

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We're gonna find out up next on
the Local Rocks. What's up, dipshits?

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Charming is always Jeff, Look,
I don't get your hard, screamy

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bullshit you all like to call music. Don't fuck this up and don't adjust

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my fucking seat. Wow, Jeff, it sounds like someone's shitting your weedies.

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Too bad. I would have loved
done it myself. Yeah, that's

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funny. I'm out of here.
Try not to put everyone to sleep tonight.

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Bye. What a dick, dude, he's been here for like one

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hundred years, like back when music
was invented. Yeah shit, all right,

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what are we starting with? Well, we got all reliable here.

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Oh man, death by Ducks?
Who names their band death by Ducks?

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I don't know, man, but
these guys are killing it. Gives me

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a lot of hope for the scene. Yeah. I guess you're right,

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But man, death by Ducks it's
pretty unique, though. I have to

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admit that it's something really scraping the
bottom of the barrel here. All right,

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Well we're loaded up, you're good
to go. Yeah, I'm ready.

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Just head wipe Jeff's earsweat off the
head fence, jesus, oh gross.

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All right, let's get this going. What's up local rockers? If

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you're just tuning them, this is
Rod Aaron Shorty's local rock show. Yeah,

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let's get it on. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa Easy there,

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Shorty, Sorry, folks, he's
just really excited. I'm excited for

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a good reason, man. Deah
Bye. Here they are with their self

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titled song from their self titled ep. Man, these guys are killing it

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out there. Hell yeah, you
think we should give away some tickets?

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Oh? Hell yeah? What do
we think? How about the Fifth Color

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gets two tickets to see Death by
Ducks performing at the VFW Hall on Liberty

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Street this coming Saturday. Man,
that is gonna be a hell of a

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good show. Hell yeah, let's
get into the jam, man. I

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swear to God who comes up with
this stuff? Dude? I know.

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I guess the folks love it.
Though. We are here to serve the

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people, right yeah, man,
and I suppose so. I just wonder

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how much we're actually doing here.
Hey man, every little bit helps,

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right. As long as we don't
end up like that Dick Jeff, I

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feel like we'll be okay. Audiophile
corrupted seeking next closest tunstain tempting repair.

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All right, you are the fifth
caller? What's your name? Hey,

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Bro? I'm Tony. All right, Bro, let's turn the radio down

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there. Oh sorry, Bra,
So Tony, where are you calling from?

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I'm calling from my mom's statement.
You are the fifth caller, So

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the Death by Ducks tickets are all
yours, bro, A free show?

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All right, thanks for calling you
guys out there. If you have any

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requests, call us here at the
station and let us know. Yeah,

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we're here all night to keep the
local rack going, keeping the scene alive.

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Okay, who's up next? Well? I figured we'd get into some

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news here. Turns out the Muffin
Top Ferrets had to postpone their show at

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the Dice Club due to unforeseen circumstances. Oh man, what happened over there?

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Well, an entire block lost power
suddenly and they couldn't get it restored

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until early this morning. The show
had to be postponed. Bummer, guys,

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Yeah, that is a bummer.
I guess there's no way for them

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to do an acoustic set. Huh. No, they were planning a full

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on show and losing power pretty much
killed it. Man, what's up with

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all the power outages? Huh that's
like the third one in three days.

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You think it has anything to do
with the weird stuff going on? Man?

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Are you buying into that alien stuff? Now? Hey man, you

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never know. They could be listening
to the show right now. Martian metal

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heads huh ahha, Marsia metal heads. Now there's a band for somebody out

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there. All right, Well,
here's Muffin Top Ferrets with their new song

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Toastubble. I mean it is kind
of weird though, right. We've got

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emails here already about those lights.
Yeah, kind of weird, but it's

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probably like venus or something. There's
like four lights, man, how can

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they all be venus? I don't
know, an eclipse or something. I

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don't think it works like that.
But all right, whatever you say there,

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Shorty the science guy. I don't
like your tone. Want to take

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some call in? Yeah? Might
as well. All right, we're gonna

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go to the phones and take requests
so you all can talk about the local

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scene with us. All right,
here we go. It's my dog.

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Hey man, Yeah, those ducks
are killing it. You got a request

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or want to tell us something new? Yeah? Man, those lights are

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for sure some alien stuff going on, my uncle. He well, we

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seem to have lost our caller.
Who's next? What's up? Fellas?

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Can you play Cannibal Hamster by Rusty
Trombone? Those guys are amazing? Is

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this you? Rusty? You're really
gonna call in and request your own band?

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Yeah? Man metal? All right, well we'll throw it on.

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Then here's Cannibal Hamster. Did you
hang up on the alien guy? No?

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He he hung up on us.
Oh I thought you got rid of

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him. Now I thought about it
though. All right, audiophile corrupted shicky

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next closest timestam. All right,
folks, you want to talk to us

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about the weird lights, give us
a call. Call her. You're the

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air. What do you got for
us? I saw them when they first

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appeared, the power went out and
everything. It was so weird. So

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what do you think they are?
Man? I don't know, but you

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know it's got the government all over
it. Think so huh? Oh yeah,

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man, My uncle told me once
that he was taken by a UFO.

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He's a crazy old timer living out
in the country somewhere. Now.

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Haven't seen him for years. Hey, there's no chance he can hear you

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on here talking smack about him.
Right now? Man, we're good,

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But hey, one more thing.
What's that death by ducks? Hell?

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Yeah? Wow? Oh my god. Hey man, I'm gonna order some

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fare. Do you want anything?
Sure? Man? What are we getting?

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Was thinking? Chinese sounds all right
to me? All right? Uh.

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We got a menu around here somewhere. It's on the desk in front

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of you. We eat Chinese like
every other night. Yeah, shit's good.

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Ma'am, Yeah, it is.
Well, shit, my friend's not

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working. You want to try yours? Sure? Hmmm, mine's got no

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signal either. All right, no
big deal. I'll I'll walk down and

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use the station phone, all right, get my usual yep, no problem.

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All right, man, I got
some food coming, but there is

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a hell of a delay. We
got about an hour and forty five minute

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wait, damn, why so long? Apparently power outages. People are ordering

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food like crazy. Wow, these
outages are happening a lot lately. Don't

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say it. I wasn't gonna say
anything. It's just weird. Yeah,

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man, how much time we got? We have another thirty minutes of music

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going before we had to be back
on. All right, I'm gonna scream

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some of these calls and see if
anybody wants to talk about anything not weird

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lights in the sky related. Okay, cool, let me know what you

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find. Oh right, guys and
gals, we are back. We're still

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waiting on our food, but in
the meantime we're going to take a few

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calls. Yeah, it's all about
them lights. This is getting out of

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hand, guys, caller, you
on the air, Hi, does anyone

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else notice the lights? Look like
they're coming down, coming down. Yeah,

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either that or they're a lot bigger. And what's what the outage is?

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My cell isn't working. I had
to call you guys from Penny Signer

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though on the lame line. This
is nuts. Yeah, that's wild.

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We noticed our phones weren't working either
when we tried to call in some food.

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We use the station phone to get
our orders in. Speaking of which,

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where are those guys everybody's placing orders? Man, No one wants to

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go out. It's kind of creepy
out here right now. To be honest,

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it's me and one server at Pennies. I've never seen it so dead.

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Oh right, man, be safe
out there. If anything changes,

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let us know. You're on the
air. Who's this Hey, it's Dave.

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I saw the lights earlier, caging
colors. They were flashing red.

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This shit is wild. Hey,
take it easy there, Bud. We

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can't be cussing on the air.
Oh shit, sorry, man, I

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damn it. Okay, moving right
along, next calling surety. All the

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lights are flashing. We have too
many calls coming, folks. You're gonna

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have to bear with us. Hey, y'all, this is crazy out here.

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I'm down here near Miller's Road.
I'll tell you what. The entire

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area is dead silent. The farms
down here usually got a lot of noise

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going on with cows and chickens and
whatnot. Not. Tonight's dead silent.

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I don't like it at all.
Yeah, that would be pretty crazy.

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I swear, are you guys pranking
us? What's going on out there?

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All right, let's get some music
going. Uh. This is Stereo Mammoth

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with their new songs. Smoke,
bro. This is getting crazy. I

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thought this was just a big joke, but seems like something's going on.

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Man. Yeah, the phone's being
down on the outages, people panicking.

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What the hell is this? I
don't know what should we do? I'm

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not sure, man, I guess
just keep on keeping on. Sounds like

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a plan. Hey Tara, Yeah, can you like call the police or

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something, maybe find out if this
is all just a big hoax? Sure?

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What if it's just like a huge
hoax? Well, if it is

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and everyone in town is in on
it except us, thanks for the invite,

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guys. Hey, what if that
dick Jeff put people up to this

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to make us look stupid? Oh
that motherfucker? Well, hang on,

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what if it's like swamp gas.
Swamp gas. Really that sounds like when

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I when I sit in this fucking
cher all night. Well can confirm your

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aunts does smell like someone died in
it? I'm so hungry. I am

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literally dying right now. I can
see you rib cage man. How much

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time is left? Any order?
Dude? It's been like ten minutes you

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said ten minutes ten minutes ago?
No, I didn't you? Sure?

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Yeah? The starvation's making you lose
it. Man, Holy shit? Was

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that an earthquake? Sure felt like
one. I've never been in one before.

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Shouldn't we get under the desk or
something? I thought it was a

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bathtub. That's tornadoes, I think, Oh right, I've never been in

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the natural disaster. Give me a
break. You're cool, man. Do

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you think it has anything to do
with the swampcast? Oh? Shut the

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fuck up, guys, Holy crap. Was that an earthquake? Yeah?

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Get in the bathtub, dude,
shut the flu You okayter? Yeah,

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I'm okay. I have an officer
on the phone here. Do you want

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me to patch him through? Holy
shit? Yeah? Patch him through,

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officer? Can you hear us?
Yeah? You don't have me on the

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air, do you, no,
sir, All right, Well, tonight's

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not a great night from that,
you guys. Okay, up there.

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We've had a smaller earthquake, but
no real damage. What's going on out

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there? We keep getting crazy calls
from people trying to convince us there's lights

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in the sky and talks with aliens. Are we being pranked? We felt

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the earthquake too. We're sending out
units to make sure folks are all right.

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We had a couple of blackouts in
the northern part of the city and

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a lot of calls about lights in
the skies before that. I don't know

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anything about aliens, guys. Right
now, it seems like we're having some

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domestic grid issues and it's causing all
kinds of the usual problems that come with

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that. Oh all right, so
we're not being pranked, but people are

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definitely getting panicked. Best advice,
stay inside, keep the doors locked,

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keep the music going. This should
all blow over by morning if they get

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the power fixed. Okay, Officer
Ford, thank you for your time.

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Yeah, man, that makes me
feel a lot better. All right,

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no problem boys, side note,
love the show. Could you play some

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more of that Death by Ducks and
what the fuck? Sure? They're gonna

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be huge. Holy shit. Oh
hey, Officer Ford, can we talk

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about any of this on the air. Well, we don't want a panic,

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so I'd probably leave out anything that
has to do with aliens. But

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sure, maybe reassure people, let
them know that we have paramedic stations at

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schools for folks who may need medical
attention. Yeah, we can do that.

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Sure, take care, boys,
Hey Tera, you hear that?

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Yeah? Wow, I was gonna
go head home, but I think I

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might just hang out here for a
while tonight. Might not be a bad

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idea. All right, well we're
in for the night. I'm gonna hit

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the vente machines. I'll be her
back. Good call m All right,

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metal heads? Was that an earthquake
or somebody planing some death by ducks again?

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Guess bye duck. We just talked
to an officer earlier who wants to

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let everybody know there's going to be
medical stations at the school. So if

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you have any injured and you can
make it there, do so. Yep,

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they'll get you all fixed up.
Man shorty, that was my first

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earthquake. Same here, bro,
I almost jumped in the bathtub. Yeah

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I know you did. I'm still
not sure about that one. Maam is

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as wild? First blackouts, lights
in the sky, now earthquakes. Sounds

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like a party. What is the
doctor prescribing? More metal? Just what

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the doctor ordered? Another block of
metal? Enjoy? I guess we could

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forget about our Chinese food tonight.
Yeah, I don't think they're coming.

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Must be too much crap going on. Hey, guys, Yeah, what's

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so, Tara? Jeff's on the
line. He's freaking out? What really

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like dick Jeff? Yeah, guys, Jeff, Hey, dude, we

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should totally put him on the show. Make him look like the asshole.

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Oh, I'm in one hundred percent
Tara stolen For about two minutes, listeners,

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we got the one and only rock
and roll Jeff on the line.

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Jeff, you're on Can you hear
us? What in the actual fuck are

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you guys doing? Whoa, Jeff, you're on the air. You can't

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be talking like that. You know
better, Shame on you. What Who

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gives a fuck? Have you guys
see any of the stuff going on outside?

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We just got off the phone with
an officer saying that there was blackouts

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north end of the city. Shut
the fuck up, get out of the

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fucking Ray ass Ale. Are you
driving right now? Yeah? Dipshit.

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I'm getting a fuck away from these
things. These things, Jeff, can

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you elaborate? Elaborate, elaborate.
I'm leaving town, assholes. I'm not

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sticking around to get eaten by whatever
the hell these things are. I think

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Jeff's lost his mind. Jeff,
what are you seeing? Fuck me?

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I don't know. It looks like
a biggest bug, a roach, or

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a mantis or something. I've sat
two and I'm fucking leaving. Your shithead

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should leave too. I can't believe
you're still up there, you idiots.

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Jeff. We don't have time for
these jokes. It's Tara in On.

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This was that even real cop we
talked to? What the fuck? Attention

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to all citizens, This is an
emergency broadcast. Please remain calm and listen

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carefully. We are currently facing an
unprecedented threat to our planet. Stay tuned

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for important instructions. Reports have confirmed
the presence of unidentified objects descending from the

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sky. These objects pose a potential
danger to our safety and well being.

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It is imperative that you take immediate
action to ensure your safety. We urge

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all citizens to seek shelter in secure
locations, move to designated emergency shelters or

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fortified buildings. If you are unable
to reach a shelter, find cover indoors,

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away from windows and doors. We
understand that this is a frightening time,

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but it is crucial that we remain
calm and focused. Together, we

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will overcome this challenge. Stay vigilant, Stay safe, Mum,