Episodes

Episode 83: ZOMBIE PROM and DANCE OF THE DEAD

May 29, 2013

It's PROM SEASON, so this episode is dedicated to that time-honored rit du passage signalling the end of childhood, the last blast before adulthood and very possibly being eaten by zombies!

Episode 82: MY SUPER PSYCHO SWEET 16

May 7, 2013

It's my birthday. It's Bradford's birthday. We had cocktails. We reviewed a movie. It's not pretty.

Episode 81: Bryan Wolford’s INCIDENT AT BOWLING BALL TREE

April 22, 2013

This week, I'm reading aloud an original short story; a nostalgic little tale about the bygone summer days of youth, filled with baseball games, swimmin' holes, and really, really pissed off wolves.

Episode 80: THE DEVIL’S ROCK

April 3, 2013

BGH's Casey Criswell stops by to help fight Nazis and demons in THE DEVIL'S ROCK!

Episode 79: NIGHTFALL – “Angel’s Kiss” – Old Time Radio

March 30, 2013

NIGHTFALL terrorized the Canadian airwaves from 1980-1983, and the result is a disco-licious chiller of an episode called Angel's Kiss.

Episode 78: WITHOUT WARNING

March 16, 2013

On this episode, the NIGHTMARE CLOSET is back with a vengeance...and only super-cuddly KELLEY KOMBRINCK from NOTLP can help me save the world from flying killer pizzas from outer space!

Episode 77: SCARY OR DIE and DARK SKIES

March 2, 2013

OWEN ROBERTSON & I try to discuss the new release DARK SKIES, but keep getting distracted by all the probing!

Episode 76: #HOLDYOURBREATH, THE LOCALS and THE HOLE

Feb. 16, 2013

A Triple Feature of TERROR (and/or possible turds)!

Episode 75: SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE

Feb. 3, 2013

Two special guests help dish a classic 80's slasher of a tale of lesbian pride & feminism gone awry!

Episode 74: NEW YEAR’S EVIL and MYCTOPHOBIA

Jan. 3, 2013

Bryan from DRUNKEN ZOMBIE helps fulfill on of my darkest holiday obsessions!

LGBT+ Themes Sci Fi Body Horror

Episode 73: SOCKET (2007) and HURRICANE QUICKIES #2

Dec. 20, 2012

Listener TRAE DEAN stops int to talk about the electrifying erotic gay sci fi thriller, SOCKET. We’re sure you’ll get a charge out of it....

Guest: Trae Dean

Episode 72: DARK SHADOWS (TV) and HURRICANE QUICKIES #1

Dec. 7, 2012

TOPPIE SMELLIE of "The Smellcast" and "LOTSL" answers the call of an overworked queen and dishes the dish on TV's DARK SHADOWS. Plus....shit I watched during the hurricane.

Episode 71: BURNT OFFERINGS and BLACKOUT HAUNTED HOUSE

Nov. 20, 2012

I broke my rib cage. I'm high on Oxycontin. Minimalist show. Happy Thanksgiving.

Episode 70: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 and NIGHTMARE: KILLERS

Nov. 3, 2012

Mister Brad & I are giddy with Hurricane Sandy-induced cabin fever. Brad farts into the mic. You are warned. Plus, we talk about PA4 and the latest NIGHTMARE Haunted House in NYC.

Episode 69: HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZULA 2012!

Oct. 21, 2012

Halloween hijincks ensue with reviews of the wonderfully awful I'M NOT JESUS MOMMY, HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA & SINISTER. Plus, a HALLOWEEN HULLABALOO!

Episode 68: PREY (1978), THE TALL MAN and DETENTION

Oct. 7, 2012

All this and the outrageous exploits that occurred when I spent the day on-set with JAMES EARL JONES, MILA KUNIS and ROBIN WILLIAMS! WOW!

Episode 67: BITE MARKS – Live from Las Vegas with PRIDE48

Sept. 27, 2012

Amid the drunken debauchery and shameless flirting, Scott and I manage to talk about talk about the gay vampire horror/comedy BITE MARKS.

Episode 66: THE POSSESSION and PARANORMAN

Sept. 16, 2012

This is the emergency episode, crafted to fill the void after the website was cruelly shut down. No frills. No editing. Just two movie reviews.

Episode 65: THE APPARITION and QUICKIE REVIEWS

Aug. 25, 2012

I sleep through THE APPARITION. Plus, THREE (count 'em, THREE!) totally forgettable films - HEADHUNTER: THE ASSESSMENT WEEKEND, SHOCK LABYRINTH, REC 3: GENESIS

Episode 63: FEED and TIME AFTER TIME

Aug. 4, 2012

Take a trip through time with me, world-famous actress ALENA ACKER and HG WELLS as we try to stop JACK THE RIPPER, who's on a new killing spree in 1970's San Francisco!

Episode 64: FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 5

July 19, 2012

The next installment of my on-going FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRRRR!

Episode 62: HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II

July 4, 2012

Special guests TRAE DEAN and KAREN MACK are here to discuss a tale with an important lesson: NEVER get between an undead prom queen and her tiara...EVER!

Guests: Trae Dean , Karen Mack

Episode 61: THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPSES and SMILE

June 17, 2012

<p>WARNING: This episode is CURSED. You have been warned.</p> <p>16:00</p> <p>First up, THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET returns and its hinges are ready to burst. I'm going to take my second attempt at watching THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPS…

Episode 60: THE CHERNOBYL DIARIES

June 1, 2012

Privyet, my Krasivaya Screamers! It's time to pack your bags, your radiation suits and your douche bags, because we're off to Russia with the a truly stupid group of A-holes with THE CHERNOBYL DIARIES! I'm joined by my fav…