Lightning Round: Tequila, Sharks, Hair Transplants & The Best Fast Food Fries | Fast Five Shorts
Chris Walton puts Josh Hahn in the Fast Five lightning round, covering everything from National Tequila Day and Shark Week to John Cena's hair transplants, America's best fast-food fries, and plenty more retail-free fun.
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Well, let's go to the lightning round.
Speaker AQuestion number one.
Speaker AIt was National Tequila Day on Friday.
Speaker AWhat's your go to tequila order?
Speaker BI love margaritas, you know, so that's a really easy answer.
Speaker BBut I will tell you when High Noon came out with the tequila.
Speaker BHigh noons.
Speaker BSo I can't taste.
Speaker BYou know, vodka isn't supposed to have any taste anyway.
Speaker BI can't really taste vodka in High Noons.
Speaker BBut when they came up with tequila, you can taste the tequila.
Speaker BIt tastes like tequila.
Speaker BIt's delicious.
Speaker BAnd so I highly recommend those.
Speaker ANice.
Speaker ANice.
Speaker AAre you a frozen or on the rocks margarita, or do you both know.
Speaker BI never dabble with frozen, only rocks.
Speaker BSalt, Always.
Speaker BAnd yeah, the.
Speaker BThe whiter the tequila and less yellow.
Speaker BThe.
Speaker BI'm sorry, the whiter the margarita and less yellow, the better.
Speaker AYeah, for sure, for sure.
Speaker AYou know, it's funny, I just was literally having this conversation with my wife this week, and I was like, you know, I think I need a frozen margarita again.
Speaker AIt's been like 10 or 15 years since I've had a frozen margarita.
Speaker AI think I need to have one.
Speaker BAre we ready for question two, Chris?
Speaker AWe are.
Speaker ALet's do it, Josh.
Speaker BSo it is Shark Week this week on the Discovery Channel, which is amazing because it's been running for 38 years.
Speaker BSo my question to you is, would you ever go in a shark cage or diving with sharks?
Speaker AOh, man, that is such a good question.
Speaker AFirst of all, I didn't know Shark Creek was that old.
Speaker AThat makes me feel really old.
Speaker ABut I am fascinated by sharks.
Speaker AJosh.
Speaker ALike.
Speaker AJosh, sharks are like my.
Speaker AThe animal that just absolutely captivate me the most.
Speaker ALike, I would not watch Jaws until I was, like, 14 or 15 years old because it freaked me out.
Speaker AAnd I still don't like going swimming in the ocean because of sharks.
Speaker ASo my answer.
Speaker AMy answer to you is resolutely no.
Speaker AI'm never going into a shark tank for all the money in the world for two reasons.
Speaker AOne, because I'm deadly afraid of sharks.
Speaker ABut.
Speaker ABut two, I think I'm more likely to die from my scuba gear not functioning correctly that I actually am from the shark in the shark tage.
Speaker ASo.
Speaker ASo that gives you a sense of who I am.
Speaker AAs for my personality, Josh, would you go in a shark cage?
Speaker AYou probably have.
Speaker BI've never gone in a shark cage.
Speaker BI think I would do it, but to your point, the only thing that scares me is, like, oxygen.
Speaker BAnd so the sharks don't scare me as much as, like, something going wrong there but my daughter did ask a funny question today.
Speaker BCause I was talking to her.
Speaker BWe've been watching Shark Week.
Speaker BAnd so when we were driving to daycare this morning, she was like, she was like, daddy, do sharks sleep?
Speaker BAnd I was like, I have no idea.
Speaker BThat's a great.
Speaker AKnows.
Speaker ANobody knows.
Speaker BGreat question.
Speaker ANobody knows if they sleep.
Speaker AYeah, it's crazy.
Speaker ALike, it's crazy.
Speaker AIt's.
Speaker ANobody knows the answer to that.
Speaker AIt's so fascinating.
Speaker ASharks are such a fascinating, fascinating animals.
Speaker ABut I've been freaked out too, Josh, by all the recent social media posts of, like, people swimming next to great white sharks in California that don't know the great whites are there that you're seeing on drones now because of all the potential climate change activity changing the, the migration patterns of sharks.
Speaker ASo, yeah, dude, no, I'm not doing it.
Speaker AI'm not doing it.
Speaker AAll right.
Speaker AJohn Cena reportedly said recently that his two hair transplants, quote, totally changed his life after more than 20 total hours in surgery.
Speaker AWow.
Speaker AWhat celebrity do you think needs to just give it up and embrace his baldness?
Speaker BI think Donald Trump, I think, oh,.
Speaker AMy God, that's so good.
Speaker BSo his, I mean, his head looks flat on top, you know, completely flat.
Speaker BAnd it just kind of falls over.
Speaker BIt looks square.
Speaker BYou know, it kind of looks like a rectangle head.
Speaker BAnd so if I was him, I would just go bald.
Speaker BIt would make, make it harder for people to impersonate him because they can't wear that, that wig.
Speaker BBut yeah, I say Donald Trump, he's got to get rid of that, that hair.
Speaker BOh, my God.
Speaker AOh, my God, that's so good.
Speaker AYou know, I was thinking like, John Travolta was my answer, but I think he's kind of finally thrown in the towel.
Speaker ABut, but as I was thinking about this question too, like, I saw David Spades like, toupee.
Speaker AOh, my God, it's terrible.
Speaker ABut I don't know what he'd look like bald.
Speaker ASo I think he's probably better off with it.
Speaker AToupee.
Speaker BUSA Today readers recently ranked the best fast food french fries in the United States.
Speaker BAnd surprisingly, Chris, a taco joint came out on top.
Speaker BSo what is your go to destination for fast food?
Speaker BFrench fries?
Speaker AA taco.
Speaker AA taco shop came out on top.
Speaker AJosh, which taco shop?
Speaker BDel Taco.
Speaker ADel Taco came out on top for french fries.
Speaker AWow.
Speaker AOh, God.
Speaker AOkay.
Speaker AMy favorite French fry.
Speaker AEasily it's in n out.
Speaker AI love in and out french fries, especially with a lot of salt on them and stuff.
Speaker ABut you know, it's interesting because I'm going out to California next week and there's a Del Taco right next to the In N Out, Josh.
Speaker ASo I might have to do a french fry bake offer taste test.
Speaker AI think that's.
Speaker AI. I think that's what I'm going with.
Speaker AYeah, I can't wait for that.
Speaker BYou just.
Speaker AYou just made my trip a lot more interesting.
Speaker AJosh, what's your go to French fry?
Speaker BSo do you have Culver's where you're at?
Speaker AYeah, for sure.
Speaker BCulver's is probably my go to both for burgers and french fries.
Speaker BI love that place.
Speaker BBut there is another taco place that I've been to in Nebraska.
Speaker BI think it's Taco John's.
Speaker BThey have amazing french fries.
Speaker BAlso.
Speaker BThey're the crinkle Cut fries.
Speaker BApparently it's a taco.
Speaker BThey have tater tots.
Speaker BThey have everything.
Speaker BSo, you know, these taco fast food joints are just expanding that menu, I guess.
Speaker BAnd I have had Del Taco french fries, and they are pretty dang good.
Speaker AOkay, wow.
Speaker AAll right, good.
Speaker AGood recommendation here.