Lightning Round: Stella, Shopping, Little Debbie & Fantasy Football | Fast Five Shorts

Stella Lefty.

Where do you stand on her sudden popularity?

I am all about Stella Lefty.

Me too.

You are?

Yes.

Okay, we can agree on this.

And I was really.

I'm really happy that I am hip enough to know who you're talking about.

But we were actually.

We were on a vacation in Italy, of all things.

And we were driving through Tuscany.

The first time I heard that song on, like my Amazon music.

Yeah.

In our little rental car.

And I immediately replayed it.

I was like, what was that song?

And by the time we got home, it was all over the radio.

So, big fan of Boston over here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right, Me too.

Me too.

I'm all in on her too.

I like her a lot.

She's.

She's got a hook in me.

I don't know why, but she does.

She's got her claws into me for sure.

Her voice must have a hook on everyone.

Like, literally it turns on and I tell everyone just to be quiet.

Even though it's on the radio all the time now.

I'm like, just listen to this song with me.

All right, Krista, it is your turn.

So it's officially back to school season here.

My kids go back on Monday and I know many are going back to school or have already gone back to school.

Let's say the parents are handed $500 for back to school shopping and they get one retail stop.

This is retail related for you, Chris.

What retailer do you think right now is getting that visit?

Oh, my God, that's a tough one, Jen.

I mean, I kind of go back to what you said about cheerleading too.

Like, you know, I think if I was gonna spend the $500, I'd want it just for Amazon.

Cause it's gonna make my life so much easier.

I also think about the mall too.

Like, if I wanna actually go clothes shopping, I go to the mall.

So I wouldn't wanna pick one store.

But I guess, you know, you know, in a plug for Target, which I've been hard on, I think I'd probably say Target too.

Like, you know, if I just had one spot to go and 500 and I had to get everything in one spot, I think I'd still choose Target.

Ultimately, overall, I think that it was.

Interesting as I was thinking of this question, I was like, what would I pick?

And, you know, different retailers came up for the school supplies.

But someone that has the right kinds of apparel for my kids, ages, the supplies and all the things.

Target was top of mind for me too.

So that's really interesting.

Yeah, I Just, you know, Jen, I'm curious.

Do you think.

Do you think parents shop that way, though, or do you think they, like, cherry pick and go where they need to for what they want?

I think it is convenience.

I mean, I'll just use myself as an example.

Like, my daughter and I went to the outlet mall, and it was like, one day, three hours.

We're gonna do the school shopping, but that was clothing.

And then supplies were separate.

Yeah.

And we purchased our.

Separated.

Yes.

Most times in my fake world, you had to do it all at once.

Yeah.

Right, right, right.

Yes.

In your contrived question that you just asked me, I had to do it all at once.

Right, right, right.

Okay.

Yes.

That's cool.

Great.

That's great.

All right, next one, Nothing but cakes.

Is introducing a Galactic brownie cake a take or an homage to Little Debbie's Cosmic Brownies?

Jen, what is your relationship with Little Debbie?

What is my relationship with her?

I would say slightly less serious than my relationship with Taco Bell, which is.

Just kidding.

I remember the cosmic Brownie.

I get a little nostalgia when I see it.

It wasn't really my thing.

It's a little too dense for my liking on the brownies, on brownie preferences.

But I do, when it comes to Little Debbie in general, I respect her.

I think it's hilarious to think how often our parents or.

Or the older generation was just handed Little Debbie cakes like they were at all good for us.

But I. Oatmeal cream pies were my go to.

If it comes to the Little Debbie.

Oh, geez.

I think an oatmeal cream pie wins on my end.

What about you?

All right, all right.

Yeah.

My.

My mom used to put those in my sack lunch all the time.

All the time.

I never liked them.

I never liked them that much.

They were always kind of like, okay, yeah, they're kind of.

It's kind of like, kiss, Eat a Little Debbie's, like, kissing your sister.

To me, it's like.

It's like a dessert, but it's like, it's not.

It's not like something I really enjoy, you know?

So you had a.

You had a mature palette for a young kid, because, man, we were, like, devouring those things.

Even if we didn't like them.

We were just like, yes.

Yeah.

Or a picky palate.

Yeah, I think I had a picky.

Palette probably, but my poor kids get cucumbers in their lunch.

Oh, nice.

No Little Debbie cakes for them.

I feel.

I feel bad for them.

Jen, don't worry.

Every now and then Kids, they'll be just fine.

Wait until they hear how much I love Taco Bell.

All right, Chris, so last question for you.

We personally do a family NFL fantasy league every year at our house.

It's really fun.

We all get involved, and the draft is coming up, I think, this weekend for us.

So let's say you are part of a fantasy league yourself.

Maybe you can tell us if you are.

But you get the number one pick in your fantasy draft this year.

Who are you?

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's pretty easy for me.

I'm going.

I'm going homegrown here.

I'm going Tucson, Arizona's own South Point.

High School's own Bijan Robinson.

That's who I'm taking.

Yeah, I know he's on your radar screen, who you go with.

It's tough.

I know I won't get the number one pick, so I don't have to really run through these scenarios, but I'm kind of crazy.

I like to go with the quarterback sometimes as the first pick, and everyone tells me I'm nuts.

And they go for the running backs and the receivers.

I would say I might go.

Jeez, I'm not sure.

Chris, this is okay.

You got some homework to do before your draft.

Yeah, that's what I'm hearing.

That's what I'm hearing.

Yeah.

I think I'm going to go.

Gibbs.

Okay.

I'm going to go.

Gibbs.

Gibbs.

Oh, okay.

Nice.

All right.

Yeah.

That's just recently paid in Detroit.

Yes.

Right.

Yes.