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Retail headline you most want to see turned into a movie.

Chris, this is one of your favorite categories, so I'm going to go to you first.

Which.

Which headline did you most want to see on the big screen this year?

Yeah, well, the obvious answer for me is Red blood and khaki, the hubris that destroyed a once proud brand.

But I'm not going to go there.

Actually, believe it or not, I'm going to go with the headline that Sheehan made its first move into physical retail in Paris, because that did not go well.

There was a lot of drama related to that announcement.

And so the title of this film.

And is she in Sac le Bleu?

And, you know, and.

And the person that would play the lead is my favorite, favorite French actress, the Bond girl, Lia Sido.

And she would take up the cause in this film, leading the protesters who are up in arms over the whole she and thing in Paris.

That.

That's my movie of the year.

Oh, my God.

I would go to see that for sure.

Chad, what is your movie, your retail headline of the year you'd most like to see turned into a movie?

I understand why you love this.

This omni so much, Chris.

All right.

I looked at a few different ways that this was described in the press to pick what was the best kind of movie teaser.

In the end, I like how the Wall Street Journal put it.

I tried the robot that's coming to live with you.

It's still part human, followed by a futurism did $20,000 robot servant comes major catch.

Of course, we're talking about Neo, the chore robot.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, chore robot fails make.

Yeah, Chore robot fails make for just amazing video content.

But, you know, for me, this turns into a thriller horror, kind of based on the CEO's own statement.

Right?

Like, if we don't have your data, we can't make the product better.

Right.

Like, there's a human on the other side of those doughy robotic eyes.

Like, dear God, this is exactly the stuff that Black Mirror episodes are made of.

Movies like Megan, my favorite genre of, like, human versus Machine.

Like, I'm in for that.

Oh, my God, I love that movie.

And it would be absolutely terrifying.

It already is just as it is.

So, I mean, imagine what Hollywood would do to that.

I'm gonna close it out with my.

My movie that I want to see.

There's two headlines that captured my movie title.

The first one is the Coles Ashley Buchanan investigation, the Cole's CEO leaving and the Wall street or the.

I think it was Washington Post article that came out about that, which, which I feel like would make for a great probably not movie.

We're really probably talking like, made for TV movie on Netflix direct to streaming or something.

But either that whole, like, the reading that article, it felt like you were reading straight from like a romance novel where things went awry or the Kroger CEO mysteriously getting fired.

Like, I think that there's a lot of intrigue and, and mystery that are happening and no one really knows what happened.

So it's like Unsolved Mysteries meets Danielle Steele for the Ashley Buchanan one.

And.

And just straight up Unsolved Mysteries for the.

The Kroger CEO.

Yeah, that Ashley Buchanan one's good.

And like, Coffee Beans and Favors would be my title for that one.

Producer Ella, let's bring you in here.

Which.

Which of these, which of these three movie choices, which of these three headlines that we could turn into a movie or actually four, because Anne gave us two.

Which movie would you most like to see?

I'm curious.

Producer ELLA I'm totally going with Chad on this.

Like, the Megan the Robot robots totally would be terrifying, but Hollywood, they'd eat it up.

Right, right, right.

And it's probably already in production.

It's definitely in pre production.

Somebody's thinking about it right now, without a doubt.

What do you call it if you actually get to win an Omni and an Oscar and, like, what happened?

Like, what is that title?

But you should add Omni to that rank.

We should.

The aspiring scriptwriter in me may one day want to fight, figure out exactly what that's like.