Amazon Auto, Porch Pirate Insurance & Why There May Be No Stopping Tractor Supply
In this week’s Omni Talk Retail Fast Five news roundup, sponsored by the A&M Consumer and Retail Group, Ownit AI, Avalara, Mirakl, and Ocampo Capital, Chris and Anne discussed:
- Amazon’s momentous launch of Amazon Auto (Source)
- Why Tractor Supply Company may be the retailer to watch over the next decade (Source)
- PorchPals new insurance offering for victims of package theft (Source)
- Whether Dollar General’s slowdown of its fresh expansion signals underlying issues with its grocery strategy (Source)
- And closed by dissecting the value of E.l.f. Beauty’s new 3D Virtual Luxe Lounge (Source)
There’s all that, plus Brooke Chambers, Kroger’s Director of Digital Marketplaces, stops by for 5 Insightful Minutes, Shaboozy songs, Brain Rot, and Chris’s man crush on the Gambler.
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And, if you are interested in reading Chris’s latest article on marketplaces, you can also find that here: https://omnitalk.blog/2024/12/09/dont-leave-money-on-the-table-how-to-rethink-your-marketplace-strategy/
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Chris Walton
And I'm still Chris Walton, and we're.
Ann Mazinga
Here once again to discuss all the top headlines from the past week making waves in the world of omnichannel retailing.
Ann Mazinga
Chris we only have two weeks left of the year.
Ann Mazinga
Believe it or not, this is our last regularly scheduled Omnitalk Fast Five.
Ann Mazinga
Are you excited for next week's episode?
Chris Walton
Of course, Ann.
Chris Walton
I mean, I love next week's episode.
Chris Walton
Next week's episode is by far and away my favorite fast five to record every year.
Chris Walton
I'm sure it is yours too, because, you know, we invite David Brown and David river from the A and M Consumer Retail Group to join us, which I think this is our third year they've done our holiday award show.
Chris Walton
Right?
Chris Walton
Like our annual third year.
Ann Mazinga
They've done it.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah, yeah, this is.
Ann Mazinga
I can't remember how many years this is for us though.
Ann Mazinga
I mean this has got to be.
Chris Walton
Oh, yeah, we've been doing it since 2018.
Chris Walton
So yeah, this is probably.
Chris Walton
Yeah, yeah.
Chris Walton
So we've done it for a long time.
Chris Walton
But yeah, it's become an annual tradition with the two Dave's.
Chris Walton
And I love when they come on because we touch everything.
Chris Walton
We do, you know, CEO of the Year, Retail Headline of the year, Retailer of the Year.
Chris Walton
And you know, my favorite category that you came up with last year too is retail headline you'd most want to turn into a movie, which I think is awesome.
Chris Walton
I've got some, I've got some teas too.
Chris Walton
And like, I think, you know, my Retail of the year, it's, it's a, it's a, it's still a race.
Chris Walton
I don't know who I'm going to pick.
Chris Walton
It's between Walmart Sprouts and Abercrombie.
Chris Walton
Those are, those are my leaders right now.
Chris Walton
They're sitting near the pole position, I guess you would say.
Ann Mazinga
And, but we know who your CEO of the Year is going to be.
Ann Mazinga
I mean, seven years strong, I think.
Chris Walton
Seven years in a row.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah, maybe, maybe you'll diverge this year, but I highly doubt it based on your history.
Chris Walton
Absolutely not.
Chris Walton
Absolutely not.
Chris Walton
And there's not even a.
Chris Walton
There's not even a 1A and a 1B.
Chris Walton
For those listening.
Chris Walton
And for those listening, she's referencing Doug McMillan.
Chris Walton
Because I, I enabered with Doug and all he's done at Walmart.
Chris Walton
But, but yeah, and the other thing about it too, Ann, is it's a salute to the A and M consumer Retail Group because they, we have such a unique partnership with them in terms of how they ask us the put you on the spot question every week.
Chris Walton
They're very candid, Frank.
Chris Walton
They appear on our podcast and talk about different retailers and give their opinions on it very candidly and point blankly.
Chris Walton
It's just so unique and so testament to them.
Chris Walton
And thank you to all their, their help and support over the year as well.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah, it's going to be fun.
Ann Mazinga
So make sure you either catch that one when we release it Next Wednesday or.
Ann Mazinga
It's a good.
Ann Mazinga
It's also a good listen for your holiday travels, right?
Chris Walton
Yeah.
Ann Mazinga
I mean, yeah.
Ann Mazinga
And.
Chris Walton
Yeah, and we cut it up into shorts.
Chris Walton
We got 10 awards.
Chris Walton
10 awards slated.
Chris Walton
We'll cut them all up into shorts so you can take them however you want.
Chris Walton
Bite size.
Chris Walton
You can watch the full episode, whatever you want.
Chris Walton
But.
Chris Walton
All right, as we get to the headlines.
Ann Mazinga
Let's get to the headlines, Chris.
Ann Mazinga
Let's do it.
Chris Walton
All right.
Chris Walton
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Wow, 76 days.
Ann Mazinga
I know.
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I'm counting it down already.
Chris Walton
Yeah.
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Ann is doing this show solo.
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Chris Walton
That's right.
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In this week's Fast5, we've got news on tractor supplies, growing store expansion plans, Porch pals, new porch piracy insurance.
Chris Walton
That's 4P words for those keeping score.
Chris Walton
Store.
Chris Walton
I can't.
Chris Walton
I'm stumbling over the p alliteration.
Chris Walton
And 4p words for those keeping score at home.
Chris Walton
Dollar General slowing its rollout of fresh food.
Chris Walton
Elf Cosmetics creating a 3D shopping experience for its loyalty members.
Chris Walton
And Kroger's Director of digital marketplaces, Brooke Chambers joins us for five insightful minutes.
Chris Walton
But we begin today.
Chris Walton
Or should I say rev up today's podcast.
Ann Mazinga
Oh, God.
Chris Walton
With big news out of Amazon.
Ann Mazinga
Oh, my God, Chris.
Ann Mazinga
Headline number one.
Ann Mazinga
Amazon is officially in the online car sales business.
Ann Mazinga
According to TechCrunch, Amazon expanded Monday into online car sales with the launch of Amazon Autos, an e commerce business that lets customers find, order and buy new cars, trucks, and SUVs from dealerships.
Ann Mazinga
Amazon is kicking off the new endeavor with Hyundai.
Ann Mazinga
Hyundai.
Ann Mazinga
I never say that.
Ann Mazinga
Right, Hyun?
Ann Mazinga
Hyundai.
Chris Walton
Hyundai.
Chris Walton
I don't know.
Ann Mazinga
In 48.
Ann Mazinga
Hyundai?
Chris Walton
I don't think so, but Hyundai, I think Hyundai.
Ann Mazinga
Hyundai.
Ann Mazinga
I.
Ann Mazinga
We're going to have to, like, cut a clip of us trying to say this because it is ridiculous.
Ann Mazinga
I.
Ann Mazinga
I want to say Hyundai, but it's not right.
Ann Mazinga
Okay.
Ann Mazinga
Anyway, yeah.
Ann Mazinga
48 U.S.
Ann Mazinga
cities now, including Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, L.A.
Ann Mazinga
new York.
Ann Mazinga
And the launch comes more than a year since the e commerce giant announced plans to start Selling vehicles on its website.
Ann Mazinga
In the second half of 2024, Amazon Autos will function in many ways like the rest of the broader Amazon e commerce ecosystem.
Ann Mazinga
Shoppers will be able to search for available vehicles from participating dealers by model, trim, color, and features.
Ann Mazinga
Notably, customers will also be able to secure financing and e sign paperwork via the Amazon Auto site.
Ann Mazinga
Once the payment is finalized, customers can schedule when to pick up their vehicle from that dealership.
Ann Mazinga
Chris, could you ever see yourself buying a Hyundai or any other car from Amazon?
Chris Walton
Stumble down on the joke.
Chris Walton
I love it.
Chris Walton
All right.
Chris Walton
Yes, I actually could.
Chris Walton
I actually could see myself doing this.
Chris Walton
I.
Chris Walton
Okay, Yeah, I think this.
Chris Walton
I 100.
Chris Walton
I think this is pretty freaking sweet.
Chris Walton
I think it's a great move by Amazon.
Chris Walton
I don't.
Chris Walton
Did you try it out yet?
Chris Walton
Did you go on the site?
Ann Mazinga
I did, yeah.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chris Walton
I can't wait to hear what you thought.
Chris Walton
But I thought it was.
Chris Walton
I thought it was pretty darn good.
Chris Walton
I mean, it'll coordinate financing for you.
Chris Walton
The pricing's transparent.
Chris Walton
You can see all the features of the car you're buying.
Chris Walton
And you can schedule the pickup, too, at the dealership.
Chris Walton
So.
Chris Walton
And the other part about it and which you talked about in the headline, read it.
Chris Walton
It works just like Amazon's garden variety marketplace.
Chris Walton
And so for that reason, I love it.
Chris Walton
I think it's great.
Chris Walton
And once there's more inventory than just Hyundai, look out, Ann.
Chris Walton
I mean, that's what's so great about this.
Chris Walton
Like, you know, if they get this off the ground, it's just going to keep rolling.
Chris Walton
But the thing I really love about it, Anne, and this is the thing I really like, and this, the last point I'll make on this is, you know, who spends a lot of money on advertising?
Ann Mazinga
Oh, yeah, yes.
Chris Walton
The car companies, right?
Ann Mazinga
Yeah, car companies.
Chris Walton
And to this day, the car companies via Amazon's traditional online portal have not spent any money on advertising.
Chris Walton
So, you know, and so why shouldn't ads exist in the same way they have traditionally existed on Amazon for cars?
Chris Walton
And so this is a big, big play when you combine the fact that consumers can shop this way, but also Amazon could get significantly more advertising revenue from this play too.
Chris Walton
So.
Chris Walton
So, net.
Chris Walton
Net, I'm, I'm in love with Amazon Auto.
Ann Mazinga
And yeah, I didn't even really, I don't know how I didn't think about the advertising angle, but that's huge.
Ann Mazinga
I mean, when I was in advertising the car, like, having an auto client was like the biggest deal on, like, you had to have an auto client to sustain an entire agency.
Ann Mazinga
So I think, yeah, that's massive.
Ann Mazinga
I agree.
Ann Mazinga
I love this too.
Ann Mazinga
But I came at it from the customer experience.
Ann Mazinga
And actually what I thought the coolest part of this was, Chris, is the Rufus integration.
Ann Mazinga
Like how you can use Gen AI now because that's, to me, that's like the logical process of going through.
Ann Mazinga
Like, I'm looking for an suv.
Ann Mazinga
I need to have five seats because I, you know, have three kids and two whatever.
Ann Mazinga
Like all those questions that you typically would be searching on your own, you know, spending hours doing or talking to a car salesperson to kind of get to the right car for your family.
Ann Mazinga
Like, now that can all be done on the Amazon platform.
Ann Mazinga
And it brings in the advertising eagle that you're talking about too.
Ann Mazinga
Like, what, what an even better opportunity for some of these car companies to start targeting or serving up, you know, their cars in that moment when you're really looking at it or being able to pull unique features.
Ann Mazinga
So I that, that alone, to me it was like, that's really cool.
Ann Mazinga
Plus, I've said this a million times, like, the car buying experience needs to be disrupted.
Ann Mazinga
I've purchased two cars in the last five years.
Ann Mazinga
Like, there's no re.
Ann Mazinga
There's.
Ann Mazinga
There's not even haggling on price anymore.
Ann Mazinga
It's just like, this is the price.
Ann Mazinga
It's all stupid stuff like warranty stuff and all kinds of things that take hours of your life that you're never going to get back.
Ann Mazinga
And like, that stuff is out of the way.
Ann Mazinga
You just go, you pick up the car and you're done.
Ann Mazinga
And I love this.
Ann Mazinga
I love it.
Chris Walton
Yeah, that's a great point.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah.
Chris Walton
I'd rather sit in front of my computer doing all that stuff than sit in right in the office of some sales guy or finance guy while he prints out everything on a dot matrix printer.
Chris Walton
And I gotta wait for him to do everything.
Chris Walton
Yeah.
Chris Walton
The other point I bring up about the ads and too, which I think is really interesting, is for new cars, particularly personalized ads do not exist in the automotive world.
Chris Walton
Like, they don't.
Chris Walton
Like, that's not something that we as consumers get served up.
Chris Walton
So when I think about that and the potential here, this just, this gets really big, really big, really fast in my mind.
Chris Walton
Yes.
Chris Walton
All right.
Chris Walton
Headline number two.
Chris Walton
Tractor Supply has raised its store expansion plan goals and now says it will open 90 additional new stores in 2025 as part of its quote, Life Out Here 2030 strategy.
Chris Walton
According to Chainsaw Age, the nation's largest rural lifestyle retailer.
Chris Walton
Has increased its long term store count goal to 3,200 locations.
Chris Walton
Wow.
Chris Walton
Up from its previously announced target of 3,000.
Chris Walton
Tractor Supply expects to open 90 new namesake stores in 2025, along with an approximately 10 new pet scents by Tractor Supply stores as well.
Chris Walton
According to Tractor Supply's website, as of 9, 24, 2024.
Chris Walton
Because I looked it up and it currently operates 2270 stores across 49 states.
Chris Walton
Tractor supply also updated its total addressable market size to approximately 225 billion, up from 180 billion.
Chris Walton
It aims to achieve a net sales increase of 6 to 8% and comparable store sales growth of 3 to 5% and expects earnings per share to grow 8 to 11% as well.
Chris Walton
Whoa, lots of big, big, big data points there.
Chris Walton
And yes, I'm curious, do you think Tractor Supplies expansion plans make you stop and go?
Chris Walton
Huh?
Chris Walton
I never thought about Tractor Supply in this way.
Ann Mazinga
Oh, I thought you were going with the.
Ann Mazinga
I thought you were going to go with the song like things that make you go home or we could do.
Chris Walton
We could do that.
Chris Walton
Two things.
Ann Mazinga
Remember that?
Ann Mazinga
Yes.
Ann Mazinga
You know that one.
Ann Mazinga
See this?
Ann Mazinga
I know that one.
Ann Mazinga
I need to stop referencing like 2000 bone thugs and harmony rap and I just need to go to like 90s club hits and then I will then be able to like collaborate with me a little bit more on that.
Chris Walton
Yes.
Chris Walton
If it was on 97 FM, man, I probably know it.
Chris Walton
I probably know it.
Chris Walton
But if it's anything, if it wasn't played on that, not happen, not have.
Ann Mazinga
Well, to answer your question, yes, it absolutely did make me stop.
Ann Mazinga
And the more I think about it, Chris, the more that I'm very intrigued by this headline.
Ann Mazinga
I mean first of all, 90 new stores in this year alone, just the Tractor Supply banner and then 10 of their petsense stores which are like a Petco competitor or Pet Pet Smart competitor.
Ann Mazinga
That's pretty ambitious for one year.
Ann Mazinga
And I especially think this is interesting because we've interviewed the Tractor Supply team, many members of their executive team and they get how to do omnichannel retailing.
Ann Mazinga
I had already associated them with being more of like a rural retailer, but to see if you dive into the numbers to see the addressable market that they still think they have.
Ann Mazinga
And do you remember when we talked to Colin Yankee a while ago and he said, you know, we have to zero in on inventory, we have to make sure our supply chain's in check because some of their customers are still driving, you know, 20 minutes to get to the store.
Ann Mazinga
So like the more that I thought about this was like, yeah, they still do have a lot of opportunity.
Ann Mazinga
And so I think that's a huge, huge thing to start to pay attention to.
Ann Mazinga
And as they continue, I mean, 20, 2700 stores is what you said already.
Ann Mazinga
Right?
Ann Mazinga
Like that's, that's, I believe, 2200, 2200 stores, but then just adding another hundred this year, like this is starting to get to some significant volume.
Ann Mazinga
And I think Tractor Supply is kind of this sleeper retailer out here that, that we need to all be paying more attention to.
Ann Mazinga
But what do you think?
Ann Mazinga
Are you, were you surprised by this?
Chris Walton
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Chris Walton
This, this, this headline definitely made me go, huh?
Chris Walton
You know, like, wow, I had nothing thought about Tractor Supply in this way before.
Chris Walton
And I think, you know, for that reason, I almost think it's the retail to watch of the next decade.
Chris Walton
And I say that, I say that for three reasons.
Chris Walton
I think, number one, 3,000 stores.
Chris Walton
And you're talking Walmart scale at 3,000 stores there, right?
Chris Walton
I don't, I don't even know if there's another retailer that, you know, of the same size and scope.
Ann Mazinga
Certainly not in that category.
Chris Walton
No.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah.
Chris Walton
And then two, the pets angle is really interesting as well.
Chris Walton
You know, how do they, how do they think about that?
Chris Walton
But then three, this is what I think is really fascinating with that size and scope comes back to retail media again, because retail media can become a real profit enhancer.
Chris Walton
There are only so many retailers that can actually promise and provide their advertising partners a national retail media network.
Chris Walton
And at 3,000 stores, even 2,000 stores, Trek just Reply is one of them.
Chris Walton
And to your point, let's not forget CEO Hal Lawton's background is steeped in digital.
Chris Walton
Like he, he was a digital leader before even becoming the CEO.
Chris Walton
So.
Ann Mazinga
Right.
Chris Walton
He, he like understands how to capitalize on the retail media angle as well as anyone, if not better than any CEO out there, possibly.
Chris Walton
So, so yes, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm buying in on this one.
Chris Walton
Like, go ahead.
Chris Walton
Yeah.
Ann Mazinga
And the retail media angle is interesting too, because unlike, you know, the typical B2C retail media like that you're offering, like Tractor Supply does a huge B2B.
Ann Mazinga
And so I think, like, there's a.
Ann Mazinga
There, Yeah, I guess, you know, the, the point being or point to end on is really there is so much more opportunity for Tractor Supply and they seem like the right team to execute it in absolutely the right way.
Ann Mazinga
So.
Chris Walton
Yeah, and we're gonna be talking about, we're gonna be talking about marketplaces with Kroger later.
Chris Walton
Like, you know, how does that come into play in their strategy as well?
Chris Walton
Like, yeah, absolutely, man.
Chris Walton
Yeah, I would.
Chris Walton
Yeah.
Ann Mazinga
All right, T1 to watch.
Ann Mazinga
All right, let's go to headline number three.
Ann Mazinga
According to retail dive, Porch Pals, an insurance product designed to cover the loss of stolen packages, has opened a wait list to subscribe.
Ann Mazinga
Chris.
Ann Mazinga
Which is now available nationally.
Ann Mazinga
In the US last year, according to Capital One Research, one of every 180 packages delivered was stolen, totaling 119 million US consumers who lost $13.4 billion to package theft, with each package being worth $112.3 on average per the same report.
Chris Walton
Wow.
Ann Mazinga
Torch Pals protection, which costs $15 per month, or $120 total with an annual subscription, is linked to a customer's debit or credit card.
Ann Mazinga
The company touts the coverage as broad and efficient, noting that it applies to deliveries from a variety of retailers that.
Ann Mazinga
And that a claim can be filed in minutes and that reimbursement is sent within 72 hours of an approved claim.
Ann Mazinga
The coverage also does not require victims of package theft to file a police report.
Ann Mazinga
There are also some limits to the Porch Pals coverage, though.
Ann Mazinga
Subscribers can only make up to three claims each year, totaling $2,000 or less.
Ann Mazinga
Chris, this is also the A and M put you on the spot question this week.
Chris Walton
Geez, I feel like I'm on a streak with these questions.
Ann Mazinga
You are.
Ann Mazinga
You are.
Ann Mazinga
You keep getting them.
Ann Mazinga
Chris, A and M wants to know who should bear the financial burden of package theft.
Ann Mazinga
Is it a cost of doing business for retailers, or should consumers take it on, as the Porch Pals model inherently suggests asking a different way given former New York Giant player Adore Jackson.
Ann Mazinga
Did I say his name right?
Ann Mazinga
Adore.
Chris Walton
You did, Ann.
Chris Walton
You nailed it.
Ann Mazinga
Okay, okay.
Ann Mazinga
Who co founded Porch Pals?
Ann Mazinga
Is the one thing that the New York Giants have gotten right this year?
Ann Mazinga
Or is it yet another fumble and organizational debacle?
Ann Mazinga
Affectionately yours, a tortured New York Giants fan.
Ann Mazinga
I'm going to.
Ann Mazinga
I'm really glad you got this one, because I do not follow sports closely enough to know what the hell they're talking about.
Ann Mazinga
So, Chris, the floor is yours.
Chris Walton
Oh, man, that's such a great question.
Chris Walton
I love when they personalize the questions like that, too.
Chris Walton
From the tortured New York Giants fan that wrote it.
Chris Walton
All right.
Chris Walton
Sadly.
Chris Walton
And I think you know how to answer that question.
Chris Walton
I think.
Chris Walton
I think this is.
Chris Walton
That this is right for the consumers to take on.
Ann Mazinga
Really?
Chris Walton
I really do.
Chris Walton
Yeah.
Chris Walton
I'm curious what you Think too.
Chris Walton
But you know, retailers have borne the brunt of E commerce and all its additional costs for a long time now.
Chris Walton
And consumers are still loving E commerce.
Chris Walton
It's still growing, they're still demanding it even more.
Chris Walton
And so for the business model to work in the long run and to keep retailers in business, I think if this is an issue then, then yes, I think it only makes sense for the, for the consumers to bear the cost now.
Chris Walton
Of course, not every address is created equal.
Chris Walton
I understand that not everyone has the ability to afford porch piracy insurance, but I think this is a starting point and the model can still morph over time to be more democratic for everyone.
Chris Walton
But this is a good start.
Chris Walton
And there's other models to this as well, you know, that, that you, you can use here, you know, you know, depending on the degree of severity too.
Chris Walton
But this is the one that's been called out recently.
Chris Walton
So, so net net.
Chris Walton
So net net.
Chris Walton
To answer the question fully, I think this is clearly, clearly in bold capital letters and the best scene to come out of any New York giant, past or present this year.
Chris Walton
That is my statement.
Ann Mazinga
I have nothing to compare that to, so I'm going to have to take your word for it.
Ann Mazinga
But I do, I do agree with you that, you know, another survey that I saw in researching this was that, you know, it's $16 billion of annual loss that retailers are facing because of poor piracy.
Ann Mazinga
And that's, it's just, it's too big of a number for retailers to try to, to cover off on.
Ann Mazinga
And so I do agree, I think the customers are going to end up paying for this no matter what.
Ann Mazinga
Now I am.
Chris Walton
And ultimately the customers pay anyway, no matter what.
Ann Mazinga
Right, Exactly.
Ann Mazinga
Exactly.
Chris Walton
Get right down to it.
Ann Mazinga
Exactly.
Ann Mazinga
I don't know though that I see this taking off.
Ann Mazinga
I think that we're going to see it actually.
Ann Mazinga
Other things happen.
Ann Mazinga
One, I think that we'll start to see retailers the same way that we're seeing changes to return policies where they're charging for returns.
Ann Mazinga
They're, you know, they're, they're including certain return restrictions.
Ann Mazinga
Especially when we start to look at these subscription programs where it's like, okay, you know, we cover as part of your subscription program.
Ann Mazinga
We'll cover, you know, any package theft that happens because they, the retailer gets the recurring revenue from the subscription program that might help offset that, that large line item of theft that's happening.
Ann Mazinga
But I like me as a consumer, I'm not paying for this coverage.
Ann Mazinga
There's just, I just, I could not see myself spending another $15 a month in the event that, you know, three times a year I'd need this, this coverage, this.
Ann Mazinga
But I also haven't lost any major packages and haven't ever had to deal with the situation where, like, I'm out tons of money.
Ann Mazinga
So I think this might be like a, a situation where you don't buy it until it's happened to you or you need it.
Ann Mazinga
And I think that retailers will end up figuring out how to handle this with customers in their own ways.
Ann Mazinga
So.
Chris Walton
Yes.
Ann Mazinga
So I guess I'm not buying it.
Chris Walton
You're not buying it.
Chris Walton
So I got two, I got two, I got two points to this, I think one to the question today and Emory, is like the other option is you can still just go to the store.
Chris Walton
Right.
Chris Walton
In theory.
Ann Mazinga
Right.
Chris Walton
So like, you know, or pick it.
Ann Mazinga
Up at a location, right?
Chris Walton
Yes, pick it up.
Chris Walton
A secure location.
Chris Walton
My question for you though, and this is what I allude to in the other models too.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah.
Chris Walton
The other model that I've seen or talked to people about is the model that's akin to like when you book an airline ticket and it says, do you want flight insurance at your.
Ann Mazinga
Yes.
Chris Walton
At the point of purchase.
Chris Walton
Like, do you think that is something you could see yourself doing?
Chris Walton
Because you wouldn't want it all the time.
Chris Walton
You want to, want to pay monthly, but maybe for a specific item, like a big screen television.
Ann Mazinga
Yep.
Chris Walton
Would you see.
Chris Walton
You know, you could see yourself doing that though, for sure.
Ann Mazinga
Like, I think that's the difference here.
Ann Mazinga
And that gets back to like what I think we're going to start to see retailers doing like Cozy Earth, it's one of my favorite brands and they, they automatically elect for you to pay $8 for insurance in case your, your package gets stolen or something happens in transit.
Ann Mazinga
So you have to like, as, as the purchaser, you have to go and unselect that if you don't want the coverage.
Ann Mazinga
And so I think that that makes total sense.
Ann Mazinga
Or in that case, you know, you give people the option to pick up in store so that they're not having something of high value sitting outside on their porch.
Ann Mazinga
But I, so that makes sense to me.
Ann Mazinga
I, I just, I'm not, I'm not paying for extra coverage in, in this situation.
Ann Mazinga
I just, I still don't see myself doing that.
Ann Mazinga
I just, I change how, how I pick up the item or how I collect the item.
Chris Walton
That's really interesting.
Chris Walton
So for you, the consumer still pays.
Chris Walton
You just don't like this model that Porch Pals is putting out There.
Chris Walton
That's basically what you're saying.
Chris Walton
Okay.
Ann Mazinga
Right.
Ann Mazinga
Or I mean, I also think that you look at, like, even headlines this week that came out like Best Buy, who's like, working now more closely on getting targeted drop off windows where you can elect, like, I think it's, it's going to fall on the retailers to give customers a myriad of options of how they get their things before they start, you know, before we start to see customers really roll over and start pay a $15 a month fee.
Chris Walton
Yeah, I think I'm with you.
Chris Walton
I think I like that.
Chris Walton
The design of that model a little bit better as well.
Chris Walton
All right.
Chris Walton
And well, let's bring Brooke onto today's podcast.
Chris Walton
Joining us now for five insightful minutes is Brooke Chambers, the director of digital marketplaces at Kroger to share her expertise on just that topic, marketplaces.
Chris Walton
Brooke, your background is very interesting.
Chris Walton
So let's start off by having you share a little bit about yourself.
Brooke Chambers
I have been in marketplaces since 2013.
Brooke Chambers
It's an exciting time for me.
Brooke Chambers
It's over a decade.
Brooke Chambers
I started my retail career at Sears and spent some time at Walmart at Kroger now.
Brooke Chambers
So it's really exciting.
Brooke Chambers
A little bit about the journey from a company perspective and managed and worked in a variety of different facets in marketplaces, which is exciting.
Brooke Chambers
So that depth of knowledge and experience, experiences there.
Brooke Chambers
And I'm also a student of retail, so I appreciate marketplaces and the representation that it gives in the space of retail, both online and in stores.
Ann Mazinga
Brooke, let's get started with this.
Ann Mazinga
Give us the lay of the land.
Ann Mazinga
What's the current state of platforms and marketplaces?
Brooke Chambers
We are now at a space where platforms and marketplaces are partners.
Brooke Chambers
And it's so synergy.
Brooke Chambers
It's so much synergy between the two of them.
Brooke Chambers
If you go back, you know, to 2013, you know, when I started in marketplaces, it was a seller acquisition and business development, really funnel.
Brooke Chambers
And now it's so much more than that.
Brooke Chambers
You have a partner, a consultant, someone to walk you through that journey, both from a technical standpoint, but it's also helping usher in that seller experience component at the same time.
Brooke Chambers
That's why you see so many new marketplaces going the route of a platform platform.
Brooke Chambers
And Miracle has done a phenomenal job.
Brooke Chambers
Adrian and team with how they're articulating that message with Miracle.
Chris Walton
Right.
Brooke Chambers
It's other, you know, platforms in the space, but they're doing such a phenomenal job.
Brooke Chambers
But it's going to continue to get interesting.
Brooke Chambers
And I Think that's why you've seen the shift of so many of the more new emerging marketplaces in the United States, specifically and globally have been going the platform route for that reason.
Chris Walton
So, yeah, and Adrian, the CEO of Miracles.
Chris Walton
So I'm curious because, you know, you've been in, you've been in retail a long time.
Chris Walton
You've been in digital commerce a long time.
Chris Walton
You know, retailers can.
Chris Walton
There's a lot of different investment opportunities in digital commerce, particularly.
Chris Walton
So when you think about it, why, compared to other investments in digital commerce, what is the value that a marketplace brings?
Chris Walton
Why should retailers invest there?
Brooke Chambers
You think, one, it's customer retention.
Brooke Chambers
It is the stickiness both offline and online.
Brooke Chambers
And when you think about it, that offline component isn't talked about enough about, you know, the marketplaces who have fully scaled and said, hey, we're going to bring the customer to the store to keep that experience tight with returns.
Brooke Chambers
Just as an example.
Brooke Chambers
Think about it.
Brooke Chambers
You have a customer walking in the door and they may do a return, but they're going to walk back and figure out, man, I may need to get X item for my home or whatever that is.
Brooke Chambers
So that that whole synergy is there and really it's a fight for the customer right now.
Brooke Chambers
Right?
Brooke Chambers
Everyone going into marketplaces is how do I keep my customer, how do I expand my offering?
Brooke Chambers
Right?
Brooke Chambers
And that is the key.
Brooke Chambers
And that's why it's such an important component to any online strategy right now.
Brooke Chambers
Anyone in retail entering that space understands that.
Ann Mazinga
Well, Brooke, with the fight for the customer going on right now, what advice do you have for other e commerce leaders who are kind of considering a marketplace platform model right now to accelerate their growth and reach those customers?
Brooke Chambers
Do it.
Brooke Chambers
Do it.
Brooke Chambers
There's no question it's such an important facet of any retailer strategy right now because it is low investment, high profit, and the fight for the customer is going to win as long as you're keeping that customer experience tight and really understanding the ethos of your customer while you're going down that path.
Brooke Chambers
So it's not really a question about should you do it, you should do it.
Brooke Chambers
And I think a lot we're starting to see that in the space and.
Chris Walton
There'S so many areas it's still expanding into.
Chris Walton
Like, we haven't even touched on the retail media aspect as well.
Chris Walton
So I want to get you out here on this.
Chris Walton
What are your thoughts on the future?
Chris Walton
Like, how do you think marketplaces are going to continue to evolve?
Brooke Chambers
I think about social selling.
Brooke Chambers
You think about TikTok and what they're doing right now is really interesting.
Brooke Chambers
I think the interesting debate between Temu and what Amazon is doing to fight for that lower price point apparel customer is really interesting as well.
Brooke Chambers
But I also think that it's going to continue to evolve into new categories specifically with retailers who were online and offline with brick and mortar presence that could expand and do so much more.
Brooke Chambers
Like David.
Brooke Chambers
David's Bridal is a great example.
Brooke Chambers
I just think that's a really interesting space.
Brooke Chambers
It would be really interesting to see if they were to go into the marketplace space because I think it would be amazing.
Brooke Chambers
And then it's going to continue to evolve just using them as an example because Bridal is so specific.
Brooke Chambers
But, but I think it's going to continue to bridge the gap with online offline social selling.
Brooke Chambers
And listen, the United States specifically, we have a new generation that's about to evolve into a more mature spender and their whole mindset is really different towards shopping.
Brooke Chambers
So it's going to continue to evolve as retail evolves, but it will be a staple in retail strategies for the very long term.
Chris Walton
Brooke, that was great.
Chris Walton
Thanks so much.
Chris Walton
All right.
Chris Walton
And I, and I really enjoyed that conversation with Brooke and I got to tell you, and too I've been getting inspired by all kinds of conversations we've been having about marketplaces recently.
Chris Walton
And so I also decided.
Chris Walton
News flash everyone.
Chris Walton
I decided to write a manifesto and I'm calling it.
Chris Walton
Oh my God, the Marketplace Manifesto.
Ann Mazinga
How much time do we need for this manifesto?
Ann Mazinga
Give us estimated article read time.
Chris Walton
Here it is.
Chris Walton
It's actually a pretty quick read given you know, my normal article length.
Chris Walton
But, but yeah, I wrote it.
Chris Walton
I wrote an actual manifesto for all e commerce leaders that they can share with their bosses to help push through chains for all those that have being beating their heads against the wall to expand their assortment and keep running against online traditional merchants that just can't understand the value of an expanded online digital assortment.
Chris Walton
So I call Anne.
Chris Walton
You know what I called?
Chris Walton
I called it don't leave money on the table.
Chris Walton
How to rethink your marketplace strategy.
Ann Mazinga
Okay.
Ann Mazinga
Okay.
Chris Walton
Pretty straightforward, right?
Ann Mazinga
Where can we find that that manifest show?
Chris Walton
Funny you should ask.
Chris Walton
And I will put it in the link.
Chris Walton
I will put a link in the podcast, show notes and as well as you can find it on, on Omnitalk on the blog.
Chris Walton
Right on the homepage too for those interested.
Chris Walton
But it's a fun article.
Chris Walton
It's a fun read and I definitely it was very personal because there's a lot of a lot of past experience in that article.
Chris Walton
A lot of past battle scars and all.
Chris Walton
Right, headline number four.
Chris Walton
Dollar General is slowing down its fresh produce rollout.
Chris Walton
According to Grocery Dive.
Chris Walton
Dollar General's efforts to bring fresh produce, not produce produce to locations will continue into the new year, but at a slower pace compared to years prior.
Chris Walton
Dollar General's plan.
Chris Walton
Dollar General plans to begin selling fresh produce at approximately 300 more locations in 2025, bringing the total number of stores that have this offering to roughly 7000, which is still a lot of stores.
Chris Walton
From 2022 to 2023, Dollar General added produce to more than 1800 stores, bringing the store count that offered fresh fruits and vegetables to more than 5,000 locations.
Chris Walton
However, $ General still has ambitious store update plans in the new year.
Chris Walton
During the fiscal year 2025, the retailer aims to complete around 4,885 projects.
Chris Walton
That sounds like an exact number.
Ann Mazinga
Very specific.
Chris Walton
Yeah.
Chris Walton
Including 575 store openings in the US and 2000 full remodels.
Chris Walton
And is Dollar General's fresh rollout slowdown just an example of good capital allocation or do you think there's more going on here?
Ann Mazinga
I think it's a little bit of both, Chris.
Ann Mazinga
I think that, number one, this shows me that operating a grocery concept, especially one that includes fresh produce, isn't as easy as it might seem.
Ann Mazinga
And even though you have the best financial modelers at Dollar General, I think you still can't predict, you know, how consumers buy the cost of food like inflation.
Ann Mazinga
Especially, you know, with Dollar General kind of bringing this, it's still relatively new to some of the Dollar General stores being able to purchase these things.
Ann Mazinga
So I actually think that, you know, they've already got a good pilot going with 5,000 stores and I think they're smart to kind of slow roll the rest of the rollout because they, they're still learning from it and they're still having to develop.
Ann Mazinga
And like I said at the beginning, like there's, it's still a very volatile and low margin industry grocery.
Ann Mazinga
So I think like you have to be really able to flex and learn as you continue to expand, especially at the pace that they were going to do that.
Ann Mazinga
So I'd be doing the same thing if I was Dollar General.
Ann Mazinga
I'd be kind of phasing this out slowly.
Ann Mazinga
And the other thing I'd be watching too is, you know, as Walmart is still gaining share in grocery and that's a lot of the other retailers that's closest to people in these Dollar General Geographies like, that's something.
Ann Mazinga
They're low.
Ann Mazinga
Low pricing is something that you're going to have to contend with, too.
Ann Mazinga
So that's something else that kind of plays into this as a, As a tertiary factor.
Ann Mazinga
So I think it's.
Ann Mazinga
It's both like modeling the financial component of this and then figuring out operations of, of running a grocery concept inside of a dollar store.
Ann Mazinga
But where do you.
Ann Mazinga
What do you think about this?
Ann Mazinga
I mean, is this.
Ann Mazinga
Do you think it's.
Ann Mazinga
It can be modeled correctly?
Ann Mazinga
Like where.
Chris Walton
Yeah, yeah.
Chris Walton
No, yeah.
Chris Walton
In reality, the question I ask you is kind of silly, you know, because in reality, like, if you're going to, if you're going to reallocate your capital, it's probably both.
Chris Walton
Right.
Chris Walton
It's probably.
Chris Walton
It's clearly not doing or not producing the ROI that they initially thought it was.
Chris Walton
And so especially compared to the standard remodels.
Chris Walton
So they're reinvesting their capital.
Chris Walton
They're smart and, you know, and I think.
Ann Mazinga
And is that common, Chris?
Ann Mazinga
Like, you worked on Fresh, like putting Target Fresh together.
Ann Mazinga
Like, where does.
Ann Mazinga
How does that.
Chris Walton
It's actually, it's actually not that common, I would say, because, okay, retailers double down on things they've said.
Chris Walton
So I actually give a lot of kudos to them for saying, okay, you know, we're still going to do it.
Chris Walton
We're going to slow it down.
Chris Walton
We're going to do it in the stores.
Chris Walton
We think, sure, you know, we're still going to do 300 stores.
Chris Walton
We're going to do it in the stores where I think it's going to have the biggest impact.
Chris Walton
The other thing, I'll say, because I think we talked about this when they first announced strategy.
Chris Walton
Zach Brining is there.
Chris Walton
He's former army star Zach Burning.
Chris Walton
He was actually in charge of Target's fresh rollout.
Chris Walton
So.
Chris Walton
So they have people inside Dollar General that know how to do this as well as anyone out there.
Chris Walton
So I just think.
Chris Walton
I just think Net Net, to me, it actually feels like a smart move on paper.
Chris Walton
And I don't think I'd read anything more into it than that, honestly.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah.
Ann Mazinga
All right, well, let's.
Ann Mazinga
That's.
Ann Mazinga
That.
Ann Mazinga
It's.
Ann Mazinga
It's all wrapped up there.
Ann Mazinga
We gotta check the box.
Ann Mazinga
Check done.
Ann Mazinga
All right.
Chris Walton
Pragmatic discussion.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah.
Ann Mazinga
Right.
Ann Mazinga
Headline number five, elf loyalty members now have access to a 3D virtual experience lounge.
Ann Mazinga
Chris.
Ann Mazinga
According to Internet Retailing, elf beauty has opened a digital shopping lounge for its beauty squad members in the UK and US which enables them to shop new product drops for the holiday season and access exclusive offers.
Ann Mazinga
Partnering with immersive virtual shopping platform Obsessed Elf has introduced a speakeasy themed 3D store for members of its loyalty program.
Ann Mazinga
The Virtual Luxe Lounge is designed to offer a virtual experience exclusive to Elf's most engaged audience, giving them a new way to shop.
Ann Mazinga
Ekta Chopra, the chief digital officer at Elf Beauty, had this to say about the effort.
Ann Mazinga
Quote, elf Beauty Squad members are incredibly important to us, and we're excited to bring them an exclusive shopping experience that will give them new ways to earn and redeem rewards.
Ann Mazinga
End quote.
Ann Mazinga
Chris, are you buying or selling Elf Beauty's Virtual Luxe Lounge?
Chris Walton
Oh, man.
Chris Walton
And if I was pragmatic on the last headline, this one I'm going to get unhinged on.
Chris Walton
I'm.
Chris Walton
I'm selling.
Chris Walton
I'm selling this about as hard as anything I've ever sold on this show before.
Chris Walton
That's.
Chris Walton
That's.
Chris Walton
That's what I'd say.
Chris Walton
Okay.
Chris Walton
I checked out the experience on YouTube too, because not surprising, I'm not an ELF loyalty member, so I can't access it.
Chris Walton
And it's.
Chris Walton
It's.
Ann Mazinga
Honestly, I couldn't even access it as an Elf Loyalty member either.
Chris Walton
Oh, man.
Chris Walton
Wow.
Chris Walton
Brutal.
Chris Walton
It's.
Chris Walton
It's.
Chris Walton
And, And.
Chris Walton
But I got a good sense of what it is on YouTube.
Chris Walton
And sure, it's nothing.
Chris Walton
It's nothing to write home about, in fact.
Chris Walton
And I'm so tired of the 3D gimmicks that everyone puts out every single year.
Chris Walton
I'm so tired of it.
Chris Walton
Because the question I always ask is, how are you getting traffic?
Chris Walton
Feels like it's a waste of time, money, resources to me, compared to so many other options you could do, especially when you're putting it on a standalone experience, like off your website.
Chris Walton
Just makes no sense, like.
Chris Walton
But compared to, like, live streaming broadcasts for your loyalty members or, you know, other initiatives inside of TikTok or Roblox, even, where the traffic's already built in.
Chris Walton
So for me, and honestly, the day can't come soon enough when I stop seeing these ridiculous standalone 3D shopping experiences powered by obsess, penetro or whoever the heck else someone sold somebody on their unique 3D platform, which, God, it feels like there's so many of those, too.
Chris Walton
Yeah, that's my take.
Chris Walton
And do you agree, disagree.
Chris Walton
What angles am I missing?
Chris Walton
Or are you.
Chris Walton
Or am I.
Chris Walton
Am I converting you?
Chris Walton
I'm curious.
Ann Mazinga
I mean, I think I'm trying to find the angles that we might be missing.
Ann Mazinga
Scene one.
Ann Mazinga
This is not for us.
Ann Mazinga
Like, we just are.
Ann Mazinga
I don't know if we're too old.
Ann Mazinga
We're outside of the generation that's interested in these 3D experiences.
Ann Mazinga
Like maybe there's somebody that's interested in them.
Ann Mazinga
It's not me.
Ann Mazinga
I agree with you wholeheartedly.
Ann Mazinga
Like I'm a be, I'm a, a reward.
Chris Walton
It's not working for you.
Chris Walton
Probably not that many other people are.
Ann Mazinga
I couldn't even find it on the site or app.
Chris Walton
Right.
Ann Mazinga
Like, that's the part like I, I was like, maybe, you know, traffic driver.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah, as long as you can access it.
Ann Mazinga
Well, you can't access it.
Ann Mazinga
As far as I could, I could see in the app.
Ann Mazinga
But here's the thing, here's one.
Ann Mazinga
I like the loyalty play here.
Ann Mazinga
I do think that retailers are smart to be investing in unique experiences for your loyalty members.
Ann Mazinga
Because when I go into Elf does have a few stores, but when I go into a Sephora or an Ulta or a Target or a Walmart, like if I'm a rewards member, they're calling attention to that in the store.
Ann Mazinga
They know that I'm a rewards member.
Ann Mazinga
I get points, I get offers.
Ann Mazinga
Like they're targeting me in that way.
Ann Mazinga
And I think as we heard again from when we interviewed Sarah Patempa from Beachwaver, she, she stressed this when she was talking about the importance of live video on your site.
Ann Mazinga
Like this is you have to create a similar experience online that your customers are getting when they go into a store.
Ann Mazinga
And I think they're, you know, I don't think that 3D, you know, a virtual showroom is how I would do it.
Ann Mazinga
I would go with exactly what you said, which is doing live, putting live video on your site to kind of replicate or really good Jenny search on your site to kind of replicate that experience that you'd get with someone in store.
Ann Mazinga
But I do think that it's worth retailers really taking a look at investing in.
Ann Mazinga
How do you give me the same loyalty experience that I have in your store on.
Ann Mazinga
In an online environment?
Chris Walton
So yeah, those are the things that.
Ann Mazinga
I'm trying to dig up here.
Chris Walton
But, but the funny thing about that is like that kind of goes without saying, you know, like, of course, I mean that's.
Chris Walton
It kind of goes without saying.
Chris Walton
Like you need to, you're going to want to make your loyal customers feel special, right?
Ann Mazinga
Yeah.
Chris Walton
Well, that's my point.
Chris Walton
That's my point.
Chris Walton
Why I don't like it is like for the money it costs to do this, you could probably hire a great celebrity influencer do a live stream exclusive for your loyalty members and pound out a lot more volume and make them feel a lot more special and interactive.
Chris Walton
Yeah, but I'm not just saying you could actually probably do something very, very cool for your loyalty members that make them feel way more special than looking at some 3D thing that, you know, you and I have seen countless times.
Ann Mazinga
You could probably.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah, you could probably with.
Ann Mazinga
I don't know exactly how much the 3D showroom cost, but my guess is you'd be able to invest in putting a video that you had either, you know, you source from user generated content or your own employees on every single product page for that same amount of money.
Ann Mazinga
And that would.
Ann Mazinga
You'd see much higher engagement and much.
Chris Walton
More value, but just for the items that are in the 3D showroom.
Chris Walton
Yeah, maybe.
Chris Walton
I don't know.
Chris Walton
It's hard to say, but I was just thinking like, you could pay somebody $100,000 to do.
Chris Walton
You know, I got to think this costs at least $100,000.
Chris Walton
You could pay some celebrity $100,000 to show your products and, and depends interactive with them, like, like we saw Dolly do last week.
Chris Walton
So.
Chris Walton
So anyway.
Ann Mazinga
All right, well, I bet Dolly's making more than a hundred grand.
Ann Mazinga
But.
Ann Mazinga
But yes, you could get.
Ann Mazinga
You could get somebody off a cameo.
Ann Mazinga
That's real good.
Chris Walton
She is, for sure.
Chris Walton
But $100,000 for an hour is pretty damn good.
Chris Walton
So that's.
Chris Walton
I mean, that's more than some of the.
Chris Walton
The bands make at the conferences we go to.
Chris Walton
So I don't know.
Chris Walton
But, but yeah, sorry, actor, like, not liking this one.
Chris Walton
Not liking this one at all.
Chris Walton
I think it's a bad move.
Chris Walton
All right, let's see the lighting round.
Ann Mazinga
All right, Headline number one in the lightning round, Chris.
Ann Mazinga
Dolly Parton, Speak of the Devil, is holding an open casting call for her Broadway production about her life.
Ann Mazinga
Chris, anyone.
Ann Mazinga
I said anyone can audition, including for the role of Dolly herself.
Ann Mazinga
If you were to audition, Chris, which would you choose to sing?
Chris Walton
Oh, man.
Chris Walton
Oh, man.
Chris Walton
I think I'd go Islands in the Stream.
Chris Walton
Actually, Aaron, not nine to five.
Chris Walton
I'd go island in the Stream.
Chris Walton
The gambler.
Chris Walton
I kind of man, yeah.
Chris Walton
I kind of man crush on Kenny.
Chris Walton
I kind of man crush on Kenny Rogers.
Chris Walton
I've got the beard now.
Chris Walton
I've got the theater background, so.
Chris Walton
So Dolly, give me a call.
Chris Walton
I'm here.
Ann Mazinga
Oh, my God.
Ann Mazinga
Oh, my God.
Ann Mazinga
Chris Walton as Kenny Rogers on Broadway.
Ann Mazinga
I'm going to see it.
Ann Mazinga
Forget on.
Chris Walton
I definitely would need a wig.
Chris Walton
I got the beard.
Chris Walton
But I don't have the flow.
Chris Walton
I don't have the flow.
Ann Mazinga
We can definitely be arranged.
Chris Walton
Yeah, right, right.
Chris Walton
Yeah.
Chris Walton
In today's world, there's a lot of.
Chris Walton
A lot of fake flow going on.
Chris Walton
Oxford University Press named brain rot as the dictionary word of the year.
Chris Walton
The phrase shot to popularity in 2024 with a 230% increase in frequency of use from the year prior.
Chris Walton
And how much has brain rot upended your daily life?
Ann Mazinga
Oh, my God.
Ann Mazinga
Whatever.
Ann Mazinga
The exact number of minutes is that I spend on social media, that's brain rot.
Ann Mazinga
That's how much brain rot has impacted my life.
Ann Mazinga
That many minutes.
Chris Walton
Oh, yeah.
Chris Walton
But this is.
Chris Walton
I think this is also the brain.
Chris Walton
The, like, the skibidi stuff and all that kind of stuff.
Chris Walton
Like, has that infiltrated your house as well?
Ann Mazinga
Yes, but I guess I don't equate that to brain rot.
Ann Mazinga
I feel like that's just, like, the vernacular of the kids.
Ann Mazinga
These kids these days, you know?
Chris Walton
Oh, yeah, it's actually that.
Chris Walton
It's actually the name that catches, like, all of that language as well.
Chris Walton
So that's why I was wondering, like, how much it's impacted you, because it has definitely thwarted the quality of life in the Walton household.
Ann Mazinga
And, oh, my God.
Chris Walton
Yes, the kids.
Chris Walton
My kids have been very disruptive using brain rot.
Chris Walton
Ish language at school, and I've been talked to by the teachers many times about that usage, so I was curious if it's impacted your.
Ann Mazinga
I thought brain rot was, like.
Ann Mazinga
When I think of brain rot, I think of, like, wasted time.
Ann Mazinga
Like, what, your brain is rotting from this, like, bad television or whatever.
Ann Mazinga
Like, some brain rot is related to language.
Ann Mazinga
Okay, well, I'd have to rethink that one, because I don't know the answer.
Ann Mazinga
We have a lot of skibidi, and I can't even think of the other words right now, but, yes, that's definitely happening in my house.
Chris Walton
Yeah, like, there's just crazy words like Ohio and.
Chris Walton
And Riz and.
Chris Walton
And simp and.
Chris Walton
I don't know.
Chris Walton
I don't know.
Ann Mazinga
Oh, yeah.
Ann Mazinga
Okay, well, let's go to question number three.
Ann Mazinga
Hopefully you know more about this one than I did about the last one.
Ann Mazinga
Shabuzi just set a record for the most consecutive weeks with a number one hit song for Bar Song, which contains the lyrics, pour me up another shot of whiskey.
Ann Mazinga
You know me and Jack Daniels got a history, Chris.
Ann Mazinga
If not Jack Daniels, which spirit do you have a history with?
Chris Walton
Oh, I definitely don't.
Chris Walton
I'm definitely not pouring myself a shot of Dak Daniels.
Chris Walton
Yeah, Because I have a history with Jack Daniels and I can never go back.
Chris Walton
In fact, I can't even smell Jack Daniels.
Chris Walton
And.
Ann Mazinga
No, really, why?
Ann Mazinga
What happened?
Chris Walton
Oh, God, do I want to tell this story?
Chris Walton
Okay, so I was 18.
Chris Walton
I went on a lake trip to Lake Nasimiento in California.
Chris Walton
Went on a lake trip with some ASU guys that I had met that summer who are much older than me, all over 21.
Chris Walton
And we started.
Chris Walton
We were out on the lake all day, and then went back to the lake house and started playing bumper pool.
Chris Walton
And I was, like, out of my mind with bumper play.
Chris Walton
And I was pulling off shots like no one would believe.
Chris Walton
And I was.
Chris Walton
And so.
Chris Walton
And I was drinking more shots of Jack Dallas than anything.
Chris Walton
And then.
Chris Walton
And so there's a video.
Ann Mazinga
It's not even, like, Jack and Coke or anything.
Chris Walton
No, just shots.
Chris Walton
Shots.
Chris Walton
And I'm, like, new to drinking, like, relatively three months into drinking, and.
Chris Walton
And there's a video of it.
Chris Walton
I think I still have it.
Chris Walton
It's like on vhs.
Chris Walton
I think I still have it.
Chris Walton
You just watch me just at one point, just fall over.
Chris Walton
Like, I'm just flat out, like, I'm.
Chris Walton
I'm lucky I didn't have to go to the hospital.
Chris Walton
And so the next morning, I wake up.
Chris Walton
The next morning I wake up.
Chris Walton
Everyone's super.
Ann Mazinga
Why were they videoing you?
Chris Walton
Oh, we were all videoing everything.
Chris Walton
You know, it's back with camcorders and stuff, you know?
Chris Walton
And so the next morning, I wake up and everyone's asleep.
Chris Walton
And I burge.
Chris Walton
I bar.
Chris Walton
I barge into the house.
Chris Walton
I'm like, did I jump into the lake yesterday?
Chris Walton
Was I so drunk that I jumped into the lake?
Chris Walton
And they're like, dude, no.
Chris Walton
And I'm like, oh, right.
Chris Walton
And so.
Chris Walton
So let's just say I was washing mattresses the rest of the day.
Chris Walton
So anyway, I cannot smell Jack Daniels anymore.
Chris Walton
And so to answer your question, if I had to pour myself anything, it would be a shot of Don Julio.
Chris Walton
That's middle of the road.
Chris Walton
Tequila.
Ann Mazinga
Oh, my God.
Ann Mazinga
Oh.
Chris Walton
All right, let's get out of here before we.
Chris Walton
Before this show goes any more off the rails, defunct restaurant chain Chichi's is piloting a comeback in 2025.
Chris Walton
I actually have two questions for you on this end.
Chris Walton
First, when I say chichis, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Chris Walton
And then second, fried ice.
Chris Walton
Wow, really quick on that one.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah.
Chris Walton
Okay.
Chris Walton
And then second, in the pantheon of chain restaurants, do you think Chi Chi's is over underrated or properly rated?
Ann Mazinga
I Haven't been there in so long, I feel like I'm not equipped to correctly answer this question.
Ann Mazinga
What do you think?
Chris Walton
Well, I see, I thought chichi.
Chris Walton
I mean, I remember my first chichi's experience in like the 80s, and it was pretty baller.
Chris Walton
Like I thought it was pretty, pretty decent.
Chris Walton
And you know, like all the, like TGI Fridays too.
Chris Walton
Like all these chain restaurants that were one time awesome, they just get destroyed.
Ann Mazinga
Yeah.
Chris Walton
So I actually think chichi's, when I think about all my chain restaurant experiences is actually underrated.
Chris Walton
Underrated?
Chris Walton
Yeah, Like Red Lobster, I would say properly rated, you know.
Ann Mazinga
Oh, God.
Ann Mazinga
Over.
Chris Walton
Yeah.
Chris Walton
Or overrated properly to overrated.
Chris Walton
But chichi's, I would say underrated.
Chris Walton
TGI Friday is probably properly rated now, but I don't know.
Chris Walton
But that's why, that's why I think.
Chris Walton
What do you think?
Ann Mazinga
I mean, yeah, by 1980s standards, underrated for sure.
Ann Mazinga
That place is amazing.
Ann Mazinga
I loved Chi Chi's.
Ann Mazinga
Like, I always wanted to go.
Ann Mazinga
I think I only got to go like twice.
Ann Mazinga
And one was right for the fried ice cream that you always saw the, like advertisements for on tv.
Ann Mazinga
But yeah, I don't know.
Ann Mazinga
I mean, I like their.
Ann Mazinga
I buy their salsa today.
Ann Mazinga
Like they still have products on shelves that are.
Chris Walton
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Chris Walton
So I think of their salsa, I.
Ann Mazinga
Would try it out.
Ann Mazinga
I would definitely go, why not?
Ann Mazinga
Like, it's a, it's a Mexican place that, you know, you get, you know what you're going to get, I think, and then you'll be properly surprised if it's a good experience.
Chris Walton
It's a great point.
Chris Walton
It's a great point.
Chris Walton
And I like the standard Mexican.
Chris Walton
Good.
Chris Walton
Standard Mexican.
Chris Walton
Like, I like good.
Chris Walton
There's too much fruit, fruity Mexican food right now.
Chris Walton
Too much high end, expensive Mexican food.
Chris Walton
Restaurant, particularly in Minneapolis too.
Chris Walton
We don't have a good.
Chris Walton
Just go to Mexican restaurant.
Ann Mazinga
You haven't been to La Cadre.
Chris Walton
Yeah, yeah, we'll get you.
Ann Mazinga
We'll find you some.
Ann Mazinga
We gotta do, right?
Chris Walton
I have it, actually.
Chris Walton
I did find a good Mexican restaurant that's very, very authentic too, and very affordable, which I'll have to tell you about, but I will keep that from our national audience here and all right.
Chris Walton
Happy birthday today to writer Strong, our international audience, actually.
Chris Walton
Happy birthday today to writer Strong, Donna Mills and to Josh Allen's new fiance, Haley Steinfield Stein.
Chris Walton
Ah, shoot.
Chris Walton
Is it Steinfield?
Chris Walton
Steinfeld, Right?
Chris Walton
Yeah.
Chris Walton
I don't know if I wrote that wrong or not.
Chris Walton
Steinfeld.
Ann Mazinga
Sorry.
Chris Walton
And remember, it's so hard.
Chris Walton
It's Yes, I should have gotten that right.
Chris Walton
And remember, if you can only read or listen to one read, you know who that is though.
Chris Walton
That's good.
Chris Walton
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Chris Walton
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Chris Walton
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Chris Walton
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Chris Walton
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Chris Walton
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