Dec. 11, 2024

Amazon Auto, Porch Pirate Insurance & Why There May Be No Stopping Tractor Supply

Amazon Auto, Porch Pirate Insurance & Why There May Be No Stopping Tractor Supply
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Amazon Auto, Porch Pirate Insurance & Why There May Be No Stopping Tractor Supply

In this week’s Omni Talk Retail Fast Five news roundup, sponsored by the A&M Consumer and Retail GroupOwnit AIAvalaraMirakl, and Ocampo Capital, Chris and Anne discussed:

  • Amazon’s momentous launch of Amazon Auto (Source)
  • Why Tractor Supply Company may be the retailer to watch over the next decade (Source)
  • PorchPals new insurance offering for victims of package theft (Source)
  • Whether Dollar General’s slowdown of its fresh expansion signals underlying issues with its grocery strategy (Source)
  • And closed by dissecting the value of E.l.f. Beauty’s new 3D Virtual Luxe Lounge (Source)

There’s all that, plus Brooke Chambers, Kroger’s Director of Digital Marketplaces, stops by for 5 Insightful Minutes, Shaboozy songs, Brain Rot, and Chris’s man crush on the Gambler.

Click here to register for eTail West, and don't forget to use our promo code ETAILPARTNER.

And, if you are interested in reading Chris’s latest article on marketplaces, you can also find that here: https://omnitalk.blog/2024/12/09/dont-leave-money-on-the-table-how-to-rethink-your-marketplace-strategy/

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00:00 - Untitled

00:09 - Introduction to the AM Consumer and Retail Group

06:21 - Amazon Enters Online Car Sales

17:00 - The Rise of Retail Media and Marketplaces

30:42 - The Marketplace Manifesto

43:10 - The Impact of Brain Rot

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Ann Mazinga

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Ann Mazinga

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Ann Mazinga

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Speaker A

Alongside our Retail Daily Minute, which brings.


Ann Mazinga

You a curated selection of the most most important retail headlines every morning and our Retail Technology Spotlight series, which goes deep each week on the latest retail technology Trends.


Ann Mazinga

Today is December 11, 2024.


Ann Mazinga

I'm one of your hosts, Ann Mazinga.


Chris Walton

And I'm still Chris Walton, and we're.


Ann Mazinga

Here once again to discuss all the top headlines from the past week making waves in the world of omnichannel retailing.


Ann Mazinga

Chris we only have two weeks left of the year.


Ann Mazinga

Believe it or not, this is our last regularly scheduled Omnitalk Fast Five.


Ann Mazinga

Are you excited for next week's episode?


Chris Walton

Of course, Ann.


Chris Walton

I mean, I love next week's episode.


Chris Walton

Next week's episode is by far and away my favorite fast five to record every year.


Chris Walton

I'm sure it is yours too, because, you know, we invite David Brown and David river from the A and M Consumer Retail Group to join us, which I think this is our third year they've done our holiday award show.


Chris Walton

Right?


Chris Walton

Like our annual third year.


Ann Mazinga

They've done it.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah, yeah, this is.


Ann Mazinga

I can't remember how many years this is for us though.


Ann Mazinga

I mean this has got to be.


Chris Walton

Oh, yeah, we've been doing it since 2018.


Chris Walton

So yeah, this is probably.


Chris Walton

Yeah, yeah.


Chris Walton

So we've done it for a long time.


Chris Walton

But yeah, it's become an annual tradition with the two Dave's.


Chris Walton

And I love when they come on because we touch everything.


Chris Walton

We do, you know, CEO of the Year, Retail Headline of the year, Retailer of the Year.


Chris Walton

And you know, my favorite category that you came up with last year too is retail headline you'd most want to turn into a movie, which I think is awesome.


Chris Walton

I've got some, I've got some teas too.


Chris Walton

And like, I think, you know, my Retail of the year, it's, it's a, it's a, it's still a race.


Chris Walton

I don't know who I'm going to pick.


Chris Walton

It's between Walmart Sprouts and Abercrombie.


Chris Walton

Those are, those are my leaders right now.


Chris Walton

They're sitting near the pole position, I guess you would say.


Ann Mazinga

And, but we know who your CEO of the Year is going to be.


Ann Mazinga

I mean, seven years strong, I think.


Chris Walton

Seven years in a row.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah, maybe, maybe you'll diverge this year, but I highly doubt it based on your history.


Chris Walton

Absolutely not.


Chris Walton

Absolutely not.


Chris Walton

And there's not even a.


Chris Walton

There's not even a 1A and a 1B.


Chris Walton

For those listening.


Chris Walton

And for those listening, she's referencing Doug McMillan.


Chris Walton

Because I, I enabered with Doug and all he's done at Walmart.


Chris Walton

But, but yeah, and the other thing about it too, Ann, is it's a salute to the A and M consumer Retail Group because they, we have such a unique partnership with them in terms of how they ask us the put you on the spot question every week.


Chris Walton

They're very candid, Frank.


Chris Walton

They appear on our podcast and talk about different retailers and give their opinions on it very candidly and point blankly.


Chris Walton

It's just so unique and so testament to them.


Chris Walton

And thank you to all their, their help and support over the year as well.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah, it's going to be fun.


Ann Mazinga

So make sure you either catch that one when we release it Next Wednesday or.


Ann Mazinga

It's a good.


Ann Mazinga

It's also a good listen for your holiday travels, right?


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Ann Mazinga

I mean, yeah.


Ann Mazinga

And.


Chris Walton

Yeah, and we cut it up into shorts.


Chris Walton

We got 10 awards.


Chris Walton

10 awards slated.


Chris Walton

We'll cut them all up into shorts so you can take them however you want.


Chris Walton

Bite size.


Chris Walton

You can watch the full episode, whatever you want.


Chris Walton

But.


Chris Walton

All right, as we get to the headlines.


Ann Mazinga

Let's get to the headlines, Chris.


Ann Mazinga

Let's do it.


Chris Walton

All right.


Chris Walton

Today's headlines are brought to you by E Tail west in just 76 days and.


Chris Walton

Wow, 76 days.


Ann Mazinga

I know.


Ann Mazinga

I'm counting it down already.


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Chris Walton

You can join Ann.


Chris Walton

Ann is doing this show solo.


Chris Walton

She's doing this solo.


Chris Walton

But you can join Ann in sunny Palm Springs with the best in retail, brand and technology, including H M Skims, Zappos, Fabletics, and more.


Chris Walton

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Chris Walton

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Chris Walton

And you and Ann can sit and enjoy the sunny confines of Springs.


Ann Mazinga

Yes, we can.


Ann Mazinga

Yes, we can.


Ann Mazinga

Just book it now.


Chris Walton

That's right.


Chris Walton

In this week's Fast5, we've got news on tractor supplies, growing store expansion plans, Porch pals, new porch piracy insurance.


Chris Walton

That's 4P words for those keeping score.


Chris Walton

Store.


Chris Walton

I can't.


Chris Walton

I'm stumbling over the p alliteration.


Chris Walton

And 4p words for those keeping score at home.


Chris Walton

Dollar General slowing its rollout of fresh food.


Chris Walton

Elf Cosmetics creating a 3D shopping experience for its loyalty members.


Chris Walton

And Kroger's Director of digital marketplaces, Brooke Chambers joins us for five insightful minutes.


Chris Walton

But we begin today.


Chris Walton

Or should I say rev up today's podcast.


Ann Mazinga

Oh, God.


Chris Walton

With big news out of Amazon.


Ann Mazinga

Oh, my God, Chris.


Ann Mazinga

Headline number one.


Ann Mazinga

Amazon is officially in the online car sales business.


Ann Mazinga

According to TechCrunch, Amazon expanded Monday into online car sales with the launch of Amazon Autos, an e commerce business that lets customers find, order and buy new cars, trucks, and SUVs from dealerships.


Ann Mazinga

Amazon is kicking off the new endeavor with Hyundai.


Ann Mazinga

Hyundai.


Ann Mazinga

I never say that.


Ann Mazinga

Right, Hyun?


Ann Mazinga

Hyundai.


Chris Walton

Hyundai.


Chris Walton

I don't know.


Ann Mazinga

In 48.


Ann Mazinga

Hyundai?


Chris Walton

I don't think so, but Hyundai, I think Hyundai.


Ann Mazinga

Hyundai.


Ann Mazinga

I.


Ann Mazinga

We're going to have to, like, cut a clip of us trying to say this because it is ridiculous.


Ann Mazinga

I.


Ann Mazinga

I want to say Hyundai, but it's not right.


Ann Mazinga

Okay.


Ann Mazinga

Anyway, yeah.


Ann Mazinga

48 U.S.


Ann Mazinga

cities now, including Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, L.A.


Ann Mazinga

new York.


Ann Mazinga

And the launch comes more than a year since the e commerce giant announced plans to start Selling vehicles on its website.


Ann Mazinga

In the second half of 2024, Amazon Autos will function in many ways like the rest of the broader Amazon e commerce ecosystem.


Ann Mazinga

Shoppers will be able to search for available vehicles from participating dealers by model, trim, color, and features.


Ann Mazinga

Notably, customers will also be able to secure financing and e sign paperwork via the Amazon Auto site.


Ann Mazinga

Once the payment is finalized, customers can schedule when to pick up their vehicle from that dealership.


Ann Mazinga

Chris, could you ever see yourself buying a Hyundai or any other car from Amazon?


Chris Walton

Stumble down on the joke.


Chris Walton

I love it.


Chris Walton

All right.


Chris Walton

Yes, I actually could.


Chris Walton

I actually could see myself doing this.


Chris Walton

I.


Chris Walton

Okay, Yeah, I think this.


Chris Walton

I 100.


Chris Walton

I think this is pretty freaking sweet.


Chris Walton

I think it's a great move by Amazon.


Chris Walton

I don't.


Chris Walton

Did you try it out yet?


Chris Walton

Did you go on the site?


Ann Mazinga

I did, yeah.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah, yeah, yeah.


Chris Walton

I can't wait to hear what you thought.


Chris Walton

But I thought it was.


Chris Walton

I thought it was pretty darn good.


Chris Walton

I mean, it'll coordinate financing for you.


Chris Walton

The pricing's transparent.


Chris Walton

You can see all the features of the car you're buying.


Chris Walton

And you can schedule the pickup, too, at the dealership.


Chris Walton

So.


Chris Walton

And the other part about it and which you talked about in the headline, read it.


Chris Walton

It works just like Amazon's garden variety marketplace.


Chris Walton

And so for that reason, I love it.


Chris Walton

I think it's great.


Chris Walton

And once there's more inventory than just Hyundai, look out, Ann.


Chris Walton

I mean, that's what's so great about this.


Chris Walton

Like, you know, if they get this off the ground, it's just going to keep rolling.


Chris Walton

But the thing I really love about it, Anne, and this is the thing I really like, and this, the last point I'll make on this is, you know, who spends a lot of money on advertising?


Ann Mazinga

Oh, yeah, yes.


Chris Walton

The car companies, right?


Ann Mazinga

Yeah, car companies.


Chris Walton

And to this day, the car companies via Amazon's traditional online portal have not spent any money on advertising.


Chris Walton

So, you know, and so why shouldn't ads exist in the same way they have traditionally existed on Amazon for cars?


Chris Walton

And so this is a big, big play when you combine the fact that consumers can shop this way, but also Amazon could get significantly more advertising revenue from this play too.


Chris Walton

So.


Chris Walton

So, net.


Chris Walton

Net, I'm, I'm in love with Amazon Auto.


Ann Mazinga

And yeah, I didn't even really, I don't know how I didn't think about the advertising angle, but that's huge.


Ann Mazinga

I mean, when I was in advertising the car, like, having an auto client was like the biggest deal on, like, you had to have an auto client to sustain an entire agency.


Ann Mazinga

So I think, yeah, that's massive.


Ann Mazinga

I agree.


Ann Mazinga

I love this too.


Ann Mazinga

But I came at it from the customer experience.


Ann Mazinga

And actually what I thought the coolest part of this was, Chris, is the Rufus integration.


Ann Mazinga

Like how you can use Gen AI now because that's, to me, that's like the logical process of going through.


Ann Mazinga

Like, I'm looking for an suv.


Ann Mazinga

I need to have five seats because I, you know, have three kids and two whatever.


Ann Mazinga

Like all those questions that you typically would be searching on your own, you know, spending hours doing or talking to a car salesperson to kind of get to the right car for your family.


Ann Mazinga

Like, now that can all be done on the Amazon platform.


Ann Mazinga

And it brings in the advertising eagle that you're talking about too.


Ann Mazinga

Like, what, what an even better opportunity for some of these car companies to start targeting or serving up, you know, their cars in that moment when you're really looking at it or being able to pull unique features.


Ann Mazinga

So I that, that alone, to me it was like, that's really cool.


Ann Mazinga

Plus, I've said this a million times, like, the car buying experience needs to be disrupted.


Ann Mazinga

I've purchased two cars in the last five years.


Ann Mazinga

Like, there's no re.


Ann Mazinga

There's.


Ann Mazinga

There's not even haggling on price anymore.


Ann Mazinga

It's just like, this is the price.


Ann Mazinga

It's all stupid stuff like warranty stuff and all kinds of things that take hours of your life that you're never going to get back.


Ann Mazinga

And like, that stuff is out of the way.


Ann Mazinga

You just go, you pick up the car and you're done.


Ann Mazinga

And I love this.


Ann Mazinga

I love it.


Chris Walton

Yeah, that's a great point.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah.


Chris Walton

I'd rather sit in front of my computer doing all that stuff than sit in right in the office of some sales guy or finance guy while he prints out everything on a dot matrix printer.


Chris Walton

And I gotta wait for him to do everything.


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Chris Walton

The other point I bring up about the ads and too, which I think is really interesting, is for new cars, particularly personalized ads do not exist in the automotive world.


Chris Walton

Like, they don't.


Chris Walton

Like, that's not something that we as consumers get served up.


Chris Walton

So when I think about that and the potential here, this just, this gets really big, really big, really fast in my mind.


Chris Walton

Yes.


Chris Walton

All right.


Chris Walton

Headline number two.


Chris Walton

Tractor Supply has raised its store expansion plan goals and now says it will open 90 additional new stores in 2025 as part of its quote, Life Out Here 2030 strategy.


Chris Walton

According to Chainsaw Age, the nation's largest rural lifestyle retailer.


Chris Walton

Has increased its long term store count goal to 3,200 locations.


Chris Walton

Wow.


Chris Walton

Up from its previously announced target of 3,000.


Chris Walton

Tractor Supply expects to open 90 new namesake stores in 2025, along with an approximately 10 new pet scents by Tractor Supply stores as well.


Chris Walton

According to Tractor Supply's website, as of 9, 24, 2024.


Chris Walton

Because I looked it up and it currently operates 2270 stores across 49 states.


Chris Walton

Tractor supply also updated its total addressable market size to approximately 225 billion, up from 180 billion.


Chris Walton

It aims to achieve a net sales increase of 6 to 8% and comparable store sales growth of 3 to 5% and expects earnings per share to grow 8 to 11% as well.


Chris Walton

Whoa, lots of big, big, big data points there.


Chris Walton

And yes, I'm curious, do you think Tractor Supplies expansion plans make you stop and go?


Chris Walton

Huh?


Chris Walton

I never thought about Tractor Supply in this way.


Ann Mazinga

Oh, I thought you were going with the.


Ann Mazinga

I thought you were going to go with the song like things that make you go home or we could do.


Chris Walton

We could do that.


Chris Walton

Two things.


Ann Mazinga

Remember that?


Ann Mazinga

Yes.


Ann Mazinga

You know that one.


Ann Mazinga

See this?


Ann Mazinga

I know that one.


Ann Mazinga

I need to stop referencing like 2000 bone thugs and harmony rap and I just need to go to like 90s club hits and then I will then be able to like collaborate with me a little bit more on that.


Chris Walton

Yes.


Chris Walton

If it was on 97 FM, man, I probably know it.


Chris Walton

I probably know it.


Chris Walton

But if it's anything, if it wasn't played on that, not happen, not have.


Ann Mazinga

Well, to answer your question, yes, it absolutely did make me stop.


Ann Mazinga

And the more I think about it, Chris, the more that I'm very intrigued by this headline.


Ann Mazinga

I mean first of all, 90 new stores in this year alone, just the Tractor Supply banner and then 10 of their petsense stores which are like a Petco competitor or Pet Pet Smart competitor.


Ann Mazinga

That's pretty ambitious for one year.


Ann Mazinga

And I especially think this is interesting because we've interviewed the Tractor Supply team, many members of their executive team and they get how to do omnichannel retailing.


Ann Mazinga

I had already associated them with being more of like a rural retailer, but to see if you dive into the numbers to see the addressable market that they still think they have.


Ann Mazinga

And do you remember when we talked to Colin Yankee a while ago and he said, you know, we have to zero in on inventory, we have to make sure our supply chain's in check because some of their customers are still driving, you know, 20 minutes to get to the store.


Ann Mazinga

So like the more that I thought about this was like, yeah, they still do have a lot of opportunity.


Ann Mazinga

And so I think that's a huge, huge thing to start to pay attention to.


Ann Mazinga

And as they continue, I mean, 20, 2700 stores is what you said already.


Ann Mazinga

Right?


Ann Mazinga

Like that's, that's, I believe, 2200, 2200 stores, but then just adding another hundred this year, like this is starting to get to some significant volume.


Ann Mazinga

And I think Tractor Supply is kind of this sleeper retailer out here that, that we need to all be paying more attention to.


Ann Mazinga

But what do you think?


Ann Mazinga

Are you, were you surprised by this?


Chris Walton

Oh, yeah, yeah.


Chris Walton

This, this, this headline definitely made me go, huh?


Chris Walton

You know, like, wow, I had nothing thought about Tractor Supply in this way before.


Chris Walton

And I think, you know, for that reason, I almost think it's the retail to watch of the next decade.


Chris Walton

And I say that, I say that for three reasons.


Chris Walton

I think, number one, 3,000 stores.


Chris Walton

And you're talking Walmart scale at 3,000 stores there, right?


Chris Walton

I don't, I don't even know if there's another retailer that, you know, of the same size and scope.


Ann Mazinga

Certainly not in that category.


Chris Walton

No.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah.


Chris Walton

And then two, the pets angle is really interesting as well.


Chris Walton

You know, how do they, how do they think about that?


Chris Walton

But then three, this is what I think is really fascinating with that size and scope comes back to retail media again, because retail media can become a real profit enhancer.


Chris Walton

There are only so many retailers that can actually promise and provide their advertising partners a national retail media network.


Chris Walton

And at 3,000 stores, even 2,000 stores, Trek just Reply is one of them.


Chris Walton

And to your point, let's not forget CEO Hal Lawton's background is steeped in digital.


Chris Walton

Like he, he was a digital leader before even becoming the CEO.


Chris Walton

So.


Ann Mazinga

Right.


Chris Walton

He, he like understands how to capitalize on the retail media angle as well as anyone, if not better than any CEO out there, possibly.


Chris Walton

So, so yes, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm buying in on this one.


Chris Walton

Like, go ahead.


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Ann Mazinga

And the retail media angle is interesting too, because unlike, you know, the typical B2C retail media like that you're offering, like Tractor Supply does a huge B2B.


Ann Mazinga

And so I think, like, there's a.


Ann Mazinga

There, Yeah, I guess, you know, the, the point being or point to end on is really there is so much more opportunity for Tractor Supply and they seem like the right team to execute it in absolutely the right way.


Ann Mazinga

So.


Chris Walton

Yeah, and we're gonna be talking about, we're gonna be talking about marketplaces with Kroger later.


Chris Walton

Like, you know, how does that come into play in their strategy as well?


Chris Walton

Like, yeah, absolutely, man.


Chris Walton

Yeah, I would.


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Ann Mazinga

All right, T1 to watch.


Ann Mazinga

All right, let's go to headline number three.


Ann Mazinga

According to retail dive, Porch Pals, an insurance product designed to cover the loss of stolen packages, has opened a wait list to subscribe.


Ann Mazinga

Chris.


Ann Mazinga

Which is now available nationally.


Ann Mazinga

In the US last year, according to Capital One Research, one of every 180 packages delivered was stolen, totaling 119 million US consumers who lost $13.4 billion to package theft, with each package being worth $112.3 on average per the same report.


Chris Walton

Wow.


Ann Mazinga

Torch Pals protection, which costs $15 per month, or $120 total with an annual subscription, is linked to a customer's debit or credit card.


Ann Mazinga

The company touts the coverage as broad and efficient, noting that it applies to deliveries from a variety of retailers that.


Ann Mazinga

And that a claim can be filed in minutes and that reimbursement is sent within 72 hours of an approved claim.


Ann Mazinga

The coverage also does not require victims of package theft to file a police report.


Ann Mazinga

There are also some limits to the Porch Pals coverage, though.


Ann Mazinga

Subscribers can only make up to three claims each year, totaling $2,000 or less.


Ann Mazinga

Chris, this is also the A and M put you on the spot question this week.


Chris Walton

Geez, I feel like I'm on a streak with these questions.


Ann Mazinga

You are.


Ann Mazinga

You are.


Ann Mazinga

You keep getting them.


Ann Mazinga

Chris, A and M wants to know who should bear the financial burden of package theft.


Ann Mazinga

Is it a cost of doing business for retailers, or should consumers take it on, as the Porch Pals model inherently suggests asking a different way given former New York Giant player Adore Jackson.


Ann Mazinga

Did I say his name right?


Ann Mazinga

Adore.


Chris Walton

You did, Ann.


Chris Walton

You nailed it.


Ann Mazinga

Okay, okay.


Ann Mazinga

Who co founded Porch Pals?


Ann Mazinga

Is the one thing that the New York Giants have gotten right this year?


Ann Mazinga

Or is it yet another fumble and organizational debacle?


Ann Mazinga

Affectionately yours, a tortured New York Giants fan.


Ann Mazinga

I'm going to.


Ann Mazinga

I'm really glad you got this one, because I do not follow sports closely enough to know what the hell they're talking about.


Ann Mazinga

So, Chris, the floor is yours.


Chris Walton

Oh, man, that's such a great question.


Chris Walton

I love when they personalize the questions like that, too.


Chris Walton

From the tortured New York Giants fan that wrote it.


Chris Walton

All right.


Chris Walton

Sadly.


Chris Walton

And I think you know how to answer that question.


Chris Walton

I think.


Chris Walton

I think this is.


Chris Walton

That this is right for the consumers to take on.


Ann Mazinga

Really?


Chris Walton

I really do.


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Chris Walton

I'm curious what you Think too.


Chris Walton

But you know, retailers have borne the brunt of E commerce and all its additional costs for a long time now.


Chris Walton

And consumers are still loving E commerce.


Chris Walton

It's still growing, they're still demanding it even more.


Chris Walton

And so for the business model to work in the long run and to keep retailers in business, I think if this is an issue then, then yes, I think it only makes sense for the, for the consumers to bear the cost now.


Chris Walton

Of course, not every address is created equal.


Chris Walton

I understand that not everyone has the ability to afford porch piracy insurance, but I think this is a starting point and the model can still morph over time to be more democratic for everyone.


Chris Walton

But this is a good start.


Chris Walton

And there's other models to this as well, you know, that, that you, you can use here, you know, you know, depending on the degree of severity too.


Chris Walton

But this is the one that's been called out recently.


Chris Walton

So, so net net.


Chris Walton

So net net.


Chris Walton

To answer the question fully, I think this is clearly, clearly in bold capital letters and the best scene to come out of any New York giant, past or present this year.


Chris Walton

That is my statement.


Ann Mazinga

I have nothing to compare that to, so I'm going to have to take your word for it.


Ann Mazinga

But I do, I do agree with you that, you know, another survey that I saw in researching this was that, you know, it's $16 billion of annual loss that retailers are facing because of poor piracy.


Ann Mazinga

And that's, it's just, it's too big of a number for retailers to try to, to cover off on.


Ann Mazinga

And so I do agree, I think the customers are going to end up paying for this no matter what.


Ann Mazinga

Now I am.


Chris Walton

And ultimately the customers pay anyway, no matter what.


Ann Mazinga

Right, Exactly.


Ann Mazinga

Exactly.


Chris Walton

Get right down to it.


Ann Mazinga

Exactly.


Ann Mazinga

I don't know though that I see this taking off.


Ann Mazinga

I think that we're going to see it actually.


Ann Mazinga

Other things happen.


Ann Mazinga

One, I think that we'll start to see retailers the same way that we're seeing changes to return policies where they're charging for returns.


Ann Mazinga

They're, you know, they're, they're including certain return restrictions.


Ann Mazinga

Especially when we start to look at these subscription programs where it's like, okay, you know, we cover as part of your subscription program.


Ann Mazinga

We'll cover, you know, any package theft that happens because they, the retailer gets the recurring revenue from the subscription program that might help offset that, that large line item of theft that's happening.


Ann Mazinga

But I like me as a consumer, I'm not paying for this coverage.


Ann Mazinga

There's just, I just, I could not see myself spending another $15 a month in the event that, you know, three times a year I'd need this, this coverage, this.


Ann Mazinga

But I also haven't lost any major packages and haven't ever had to deal with the situation where, like, I'm out tons of money.


Ann Mazinga

So I think this might be like a, a situation where you don't buy it until it's happened to you or you need it.


Ann Mazinga

And I think that retailers will end up figuring out how to handle this with customers in their own ways.


Ann Mazinga

So.


Chris Walton

Yes.


Ann Mazinga

So I guess I'm not buying it.


Chris Walton

You're not buying it.


Chris Walton

So I got two, I got two, I got two points to this, I think one to the question today and Emory, is like the other option is you can still just go to the store.


Chris Walton

Right.


Chris Walton

In theory.


Ann Mazinga

Right.


Chris Walton

So like, you know, or pick it.


Ann Mazinga

Up at a location, right?


Chris Walton

Yes, pick it up.


Chris Walton

A secure location.


Chris Walton

My question for you though, and this is what I allude to in the other models too.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah.


Chris Walton

The other model that I've seen or talked to people about is the model that's akin to like when you book an airline ticket and it says, do you want flight insurance at your.


Ann Mazinga

Yes.


Chris Walton

At the point of purchase.


Chris Walton

Like, do you think that is something you could see yourself doing?


Chris Walton

Because you wouldn't want it all the time.


Chris Walton

You want to, want to pay monthly, but maybe for a specific item, like a big screen television.


Ann Mazinga

Yep.


Chris Walton

Would you see.


Chris Walton

You know, you could see yourself doing that though, for sure.


Ann Mazinga

Like, I think that's the difference here.


Ann Mazinga

And that gets back to like what I think we're going to start to see retailers doing like Cozy Earth, it's one of my favorite brands and they, they automatically elect for you to pay $8 for insurance in case your, your package gets stolen or something happens in transit.


Ann Mazinga

So you have to like, as, as the purchaser, you have to go and unselect that if you don't want the coverage.


Ann Mazinga

And so I think that that makes total sense.


Ann Mazinga

Or in that case, you know, you give people the option to pick up in store so that they're not having something of high value sitting outside on their porch.


Ann Mazinga

But I, so that makes sense to me.


Ann Mazinga

I, I just, I'm not, I'm not paying for extra coverage in, in this situation.


Ann Mazinga

I just, I still don't see myself doing that.


Ann Mazinga

I just, I change how, how I pick up the item or how I collect the item.


Chris Walton

That's really interesting.


Chris Walton

So for you, the consumer still pays.


Chris Walton

You just don't like this model that Porch Pals is putting out There.


Chris Walton

That's basically what you're saying.


Chris Walton

Okay.


Ann Mazinga

Right.


Ann Mazinga

Or I mean, I also think that you look at, like, even headlines this week that came out like Best Buy, who's like, working now more closely on getting targeted drop off windows where you can elect, like, I think it's, it's going to fall on the retailers to give customers a myriad of options of how they get their things before they start, you know, before we start to see customers really roll over and start pay a $15 a month fee.


Chris Walton

Yeah, I think I'm with you.


Chris Walton

I think I like that.


Chris Walton

The design of that model a little bit better as well.


Chris Walton

All right.


Chris Walton

And well, let's bring Brooke onto today's podcast.


Chris Walton

Joining us now for five insightful minutes is Brooke Chambers, the director of digital marketplaces at Kroger to share her expertise on just that topic, marketplaces.


Chris Walton

Brooke, your background is very interesting.


Chris Walton

So let's start off by having you share a little bit about yourself.


Brooke Chambers

I have been in marketplaces since 2013.


Brooke Chambers

It's an exciting time for me.


Brooke Chambers

It's over a decade.


Brooke Chambers

I started my retail career at Sears and spent some time at Walmart at Kroger now.


Brooke Chambers

So it's really exciting.


Brooke Chambers

A little bit about the journey from a company perspective and managed and worked in a variety of different facets in marketplaces, which is exciting.


Brooke Chambers

So that depth of knowledge and experience, experiences there.


Brooke Chambers

And I'm also a student of retail, so I appreciate marketplaces and the representation that it gives in the space of retail, both online and in stores.


Ann Mazinga

Brooke, let's get started with this.


Ann Mazinga

Give us the lay of the land.


Ann Mazinga

What's the current state of platforms and marketplaces?


Brooke Chambers

We are now at a space where platforms and marketplaces are partners.


Brooke Chambers

And it's so synergy.


Brooke Chambers

It's so much synergy between the two of them.


Brooke Chambers

If you go back, you know, to 2013, you know, when I started in marketplaces, it was a seller acquisition and business development, really funnel.


Brooke Chambers

And now it's so much more than that.


Brooke Chambers

You have a partner, a consultant, someone to walk you through that journey, both from a technical standpoint, but it's also helping usher in that seller experience component at the same time.


Brooke Chambers

That's why you see so many new marketplaces going the route of a platform platform.


Brooke Chambers

And Miracle has done a phenomenal job.


Brooke Chambers

Adrian and team with how they're articulating that message with Miracle.


Chris Walton

Right.


Brooke Chambers

It's other, you know, platforms in the space, but they're doing such a phenomenal job.


Brooke Chambers

But it's going to continue to get interesting.


Brooke Chambers

And I Think that's why you've seen the shift of so many of the more new emerging marketplaces in the United States, specifically and globally have been going the platform route for that reason.


Chris Walton

So, yeah, and Adrian, the CEO of Miracles.


Chris Walton

So I'm curious because, you know, you've been in, you've been in retail a long time.


Chris Walton

You've been in digital commerce a long time.


Chris Walton

You know, retailers can.


Chris Walton

There's a lot of different investment opportunities in digital commerce, particularly.


Chris Walton

So when you think about it, why, compared to other investments in digital commerce, what is the value that a marketplace brings?


Chris Walton

Why should retailers invest there?


Brooke Chambers

You think, one, it's customer retention.


Brooke Chambers

It is the stickiness both offline and online.


Brooke Chambers

And when you think about it, that offline component isn't talked about enough about, you know, the marketplaces who have fully scaled and said, hey, we're going to bring the customer to the store to keep that experience tight with returns.


Brooke Chambers

Just as an example.


Brooke Chambers

Think about it.


Brooke Chambers

You have a customer walking in the door and they may do a return, but they're going to walk back and figure out, man, I may need to get X item for my home or whatever that is.


Brooke Chambers

So that that whole synergy is there and really it's a fight for the customer right now.


Brooke Chambers

Right?


Brooke Chambers

Everyone going into marketplaces is how do I keep my customer, how do I expand my offering?


Brooke Chambers

Right?


Brooke Chambers

And that is the key.


Brooke Chambers

And that's why it's such an important component to any online strategy right now.


Brooke Chambers

Anyone in retail entering that space understands that.


Ann Mazinga

Well, Brooke, with the fight for the customer going on right now, what advice do you have for other e commerce leaders who are kind of considering a marketplace platform model right now to accelerate their growth and reach those customers?


Brooke Chambers

Do it.


Brooke Chambers

Do it.


Brooke Chambers

There's no question it's such an important facet of any retailer strategy right now because it is low investment, high profit, and the fight for the customer is going to win as long as you're keeping that customer experience tight and really understanding the ethos of your customer while you're going down that path.


Brooke Chambers

So it's not really a question about should you do it, you should do it.


Brooke Chambers

And I think a lot we're starting to see that in the space and.


Chris Walton

There'S so many areas it's still expanding into.


Chris Walton

Like, we haven't even touched on the retail media aspect as well.


Chris Walton

So I want to get you out here on this.


Chris Walton

What are your thoughts on the future?


Chris Walton

Like, how do you think marketplaces are going to continue to evolve?


Brooke Chambers

I think about social selling.


Brooke Chambers

You think about TikTok and what they're doing right now is really interesting.


Brooke Chambers

I think the interesting debate between Temu and what Amazon is doing to fight for that lower price point apparel customer is really interesting as well.


Brooke Chambers

But I also think that it's going to continue to evolve into new categories specifically with retailers who were online and offline with brick and mortar presence that could expand and do so much more.


Brooke Chambers

Like David.


Brooke Chambers

David's Bridal is a great example.


Brooke Chambers

I just think that's a really interesting space.


Brooke Chambers

It would be really interesting to see if they were to go into the marketplace space because I think it would be amazing.


Brooke Chambers

And then it's going to continue to evolve just using them as an example because Bridal is so specific.


Brooke Chambers

But, but I think it's going to continue to bridge the gap with online offline social selling.


Brooke Chambers

And listen, the United States specifically, we have a new generation that's about to evolve into a more mature spender and their whole mindset is really different towards shopping.


Brooke Chambers

So it's going to continue to evolve as retail evolves, but it will be a staple in retail strategies for the very long term.


Chris Walton

Brooke, that was great.


Chris Walton

Thanks so much.


Chris Walton

All right.


Chris Walton

And I, and I really enjoyed that conversation with Brooke and I got to tell you, and too I've been getting inspired by all kinds of conversations we've been having about marketplaces recently.


Chris Walton

And so I also decided.


Chris Walton

News flash everyone.


Chris Walton

I decided to write a manifesto and I'm calling it.


Chris Walton

Oh my God, the Marketplace Manifesto.


Ann Mazinga

How much time do we need for this manifesto?


Ann Mazinga

Give us estimated article read time.


Chris Walton

Here it is.


Chris Walton

It's actually a pretty quick read given you know, my normal article length.


Chris Walton

But, but yeah, I wrote it.


Chris Walton

I wrote an actual manifesto for all e commerce leaders that they can share with their bosses to help push through chains for all those that have being beating their heads against the wall to expand their assortment and keep running against online traditional merchants that just can't understand the value of an expanded online digital assortment.


Chris Walton

So I call Anne.


Chris Walton

You know what I called?


Chris Walton

I called it don't leave money on the table.


Chris Walton

How to rethink your marketplace strategy.


Ann Mazinga

Okay.


Ann Mazinga

Okay.


Chris Walton

Pretty straightforward, right?


Ann Mazinga

Where can we find that that manifest show?


Chris Walton

Funny you should ask.


Chris Walton

And I will put it in the link.


Chris Walton

I will put a link in the podcast, show notes and as well as you can find it on, on Omnitalk on the blog.


Chris Walton

Right on the homepage too for those interested.


Chris Walton

But it's a fun article.


Chris Walton

It's a fun read and I definitely it was very personal because there's a lot of a lot of past experience in that article.


Chris Walton

A lot of past battle scars and all.


Chris Walton

Right, headline number four.


Chris Walton

Dollar General is slowing down its fresh produce rollout.


Chris Walton

According to Grocery Dive.


Chris Walton

Dollar General's efforts to bring fresh produce, not produce produce to locations will continue into the new year, but at a slower pace compared to years prior.


Chris Walton

Dollar General's plan.


Chris Walton

Dollar General plans to begin selling fresh produce at approximately 300 more locations in 2025, bringing the total number of stores that have this offering to roughly 7000, which is still a lot of stores.


Chris Walton

From 2022 to 2023, Dollar General added produce to more than 1800 stores, bringing the store count that offered fresh fruits and vegetables to more than 5,000 locations.


Chris Walton

However, $ General still has ambitious store update plans in the new year.


Chris Walton

During the fiscal year 2025, the retailer aims to complete around 4,885 projects.


Chris Walton

That sounds like an exact number.


Ann Mazinga

Very specific.


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Chris Walton

Including 575 store openings in the US and 2000 full remodels.


Chris Walton

And is Dollar General's fresh rollout slowdown just an example of good capital allocation or do you think there's more going on here?


Ann Mazinga

I think it's a little bit of both, Chris.


Ann Mazinga

I think that, number one, this shows me that operating a grocery concept, especially one that includes fresh produce, isn't as easy as it might seem.


Ann Mazinga

And even though you have the best financial modelers at Dollar General, I think you still can't predict, you know, how consumers buy the cost of food like inflation.


Ann Mazinga

Especially, you know, with Dollar General kind of bringing this, it's still relatively new to some of the Dollar General stores being able to purchase these things.


Ann Mazinga

So I actually think that, you know, they've already got a good pilot going with 5,000 stores and I think they're smart to kind of slow roll the rest of the rollout because they, they're still learning from it and they're still having to develop.


Ann Mazinga

And like I said at the beginning, like there's, it's still a very volatile and low margin industry grocery.


Ann Mazinga

So I think like you have to be really able to flex and learn as you continue to expand, especially at the pace that they were going to do that.


Ann Mazinga

So I'd be doing the same thing if I was Dollar General.


Ann Mazinga

I'd be kind of phasing this out slowly.


Ann Mazinga

And the other thing I'd be watching too is, you know, as Walmart is still gaining share in grocery and that's a lot of the other retailers that's closest to people in these Dollar General Geographies like, that's something.


Ann Mazinga

They're low.


Ann Mazinga

Low pricing is something that you're going to have to contend with, too.


Ann Mazinga

So that's something else that kind of plays into this as a, As a tertiary factor.


Ann Mazinga

So I think it's.


Ann Mazinga

It's both like modeling the financial component of this and then figuring out operations of, of running a grocery concept inside of a dollar store.


Ann Mazinga

But where do you.


Ann Mazinga

What do you think about this?


Ann Mazinga

I mean, is this.


Ann Mazinga

Do you think it's.


Ann Mazinga

It can be modeled correctly?


Ann Mazinga

Like where.


Chris Walton

Yeah, yeah.


Chris Walton

No, yeah.


Chris Walton

In reality, the question I ask you is kind of silly, you know, because in reality, like, if you're going to, if you're going to reallocate your capital, it's probably both.


Chris Walton

Right.


Chris Walton

It's probably.


Chris Walton

It's clearly not doing or not producing the ROI that they initially thought it was.


Chris Walton

And so especially compared to the standard remodels.


Chris Walton

So they're reinvesting their capital.


Chris Walton

They're smart and, you know, and I think.


Ann Mazinga

And is that common, Chris?


Ann Mazinga

Like, you worked on Fresh, like putting Target Fresh together.


Ann Mazinga

Like, where does.


Ann Mazinga

How does that.


Chris Walton

It's actually, it's actually not that common, I would say, because, okay, retailers double down on things they've said.


Chris Walton

So I actually give a lot of kudos to them for saying, okay, you know, we're still going to do it.


Chris Walton

We're going to slow it down.


Chris Walton

We're going to do it in the stores.


Chris Walton

We think, sure, you know, we're still going to do 300 stores.


Chris Walton

We're going to do it in the stores where I think it's going to have the biggest impact.


Chris Walton

The other thing, I'll say, because I think we talked about this when they first announced strategy.


Chris Walton

Zach Brining is there.


Chris Walton

He's former army star Zach Burning.


Chris Walton

He was actually in charge of Target's fresh rollout.


Chris Walton

So.


Chris Walton

So they have people inside Dollar General that know how to do this as well as anyone out there.


Chris Walton

So I just think.


Chris Walton

I just think Net Net, to me, it actually feels like a smart move on paper.


Chris Walton

And I don't think I'd read anything more into it than that, honestly.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah.


Ann Mazinga

All right, well, let's.


Ann Mazinga

That's.


Ann Mazinga

That.


Ann Mazinga

It's.


Ann Mazinga

It's all wrapped up there.


Ann Mazinga

We gotta check the box.


Ann Mazinga

Check done.


Ann Mazinga

All right.


Chris Walton

Pragmatic discussion.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah.


Ann Mazinga

Right.


Ann Mazinga

Headline number five, elf loyalty members now have access to a 3D virtual experience lounge.


Ann Mazinga

Chris.


Ann Mazinga

According to Internet Retailing, elf beauty has opened a digital shopping lounge for its beauty squad members in the UK and US which enables them to shop new product drops for the holiday season and access exclusive offers.


Ann Mazinga

Partnering with immersive virtual shopping platform Obsessed Elf has introduced a speakeasy themed 3D store for members of its loyalty program.


Ann Mazinga

The Virtual Luxe Lounge is designed to offer a virtual experience exclusive to Elf's most engaged audience, giving them a new way to shop.


Ann Mazinga

Ekta Chopra, the chief digital officer at Elf Beauty, had this to say about the effort.


Ann Mazinga

Quote, elf Beauty Squad members are incredibly important to us, and we're excited to bring them an exclusive shopping experience that will give them new ways to earn and redeem rewards.


Ann Mazinga

End quote.


Ann Mazinga

Chris, are you buying or selling Elf Beauty's Virtual Luxe Lounge?


Chris Walton

Oh, man.


Chris Walton

And if I was pragmatic on the last headline, this one I'm going to get unhinged on.


Chris Walton

I'm.


Chris Walton

I'm selling.


Chris Walton

I'm selling this about as hard as anything I've ever sold on this show before.


Chris Walton

That's.


Chris Walton

That's.


Chris Walton

That's what I'd say.


Chris Walton

Okay.


Chris Walton

I checked out the experience on YouTube too, because not surprising, I'm not an ELF loyalty member, so I can't access it.


Chris Walton

And it's.


Chris Walton

It's.


Ann Mazinga

Honestly, I couldn't even access it as an Elf Loyalty member either.


Chris Walton

Oh, man.


Chris Walton

Wow.


Chris Walton

Brutal.


Chris Walton

It's.


Chris Walton

It's.


Chris Walton

And, And.


Chris Walton

But I got a good sense of what it is on YouTube.


Chris Walton

And sure, it's nothing.


Chris Walton

It's nothing to write home about, in fact.


Chris Walton

And I'm so tired of the 3D gimmicks that everyone puts out every single year.


Chris Walton

I'm so tired of it.


Chris Walton

Because the question I always ask is, how are you getting traffic?


Chris Walton

Feels like it's a waste of time, money, resources to me, compared to so many other options you could do, especially when you're putting it on a standalone experience, like off your website.


Chris Walton

Just makes no sense, like.


Chris Walton

But compared to, like, live streaming broadcasts for your loyalty members or, you know, other initiatives inside of TikTok or Roblox, even, where the traffic's already built in.


Chris Walton

So for me, and honestly, the day can't come soon enough when I stop seeing these ridiculous standalone 3D shopping experiences powered by obsess, penetro or whoever the heck else someone sold somebody on their unique 3D platform, which, God, it feels like there's so many of those, too.


Chris Walton

Yeah, that's my take.


Chris Walton

And do you agree, disagree.


Chris Walton

What angles am I missing?


Chris Walton

Or are you.


Chris Walton

Or am I.


Chris Walton

Am I converting you?


Chris Walton

I'm curious.


Ann Mazinga

I mean, I think I'm trying to find the angles that we might be missing.


Ann Mazinga

Scene one.


Ann Mazinga

This is not for us.


Ann Mazinga

Like, we just are.


Ann Mazinga

I don't know if we're too old.


Ann Mazinga

We're outside of the generation that's interested in these 3D experiences.


Ann Mazinga

Like maybe there's somebody that's interested in them.


Ann Mazinga

It's not me.


Ann Mazinga

I agree with you wholeheartedly.


Ann Mazinga

Like I'm a be, I'm a, a reward.


Chris Walton

It's not working for you.


Chris Walton

Probably not that many other people are.


Ann Mazinga

I couldn't even find it on the site or app.


Chris Walton

Right.


Ann Mazinga

Like, that's the part like I, I was like, maybe, you know, traffic driver.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah, as long as you can access it.


Ann Mazinga

Well, you can't access it.


Ann Mazinga

As far as I could, I could see in the app.


Ann Mazinga

But here's the thing, here's one.


Ann Mazinga

I like the loyalty play here.


Ann Mazinga

I do think that retailers are smart to be investing in unique experiences for your loyalty members.


Ann Mazinga

Because when I go into Elf does have a few stores, but when I go into a Sephora or an Ulta or a Target or a Walmart, like if I'm a rewards member, they're calling attention to that in the store.


Ann Mazinga

They know that I'm a rewards member.


Ann Mazinga

I get points, I get offers.


Ann Mazinga

Like they're targeting me in that way.


Ann Mazinga

And I think as we heard again from when we interviewed Sarah Patempa from Beachwaver, she, she stressed this when she was talking about the importance of live video on your site.


Ann Mazinga

Like this is you have to create a similar experience online that your customers are getting when they go into a store.


Ann Mazinga

And I think they're, you know, I don't think that 3D, you know, a virtual showroom is how I would do it.


Ann Mazinga

I would go with exactly what you said, which is doing live, putting live video on your site to kind of replicate or really good Jenny search on your site to kind of replicate that experience that you'd get with someone in store.


Ann Mazinga

But I do think that it's worth retailers really taking a look at investing in.


Ann Mazinga

How do you give me the same loyalty experience that I have in your store on.


Ann Mazinga

In an online environment?


Chris Walton

So yeah, those are the things that.


Ann Mazinga

I'm trying to dig up here.


Chris Walton

But, but the funny thing about that is like that kind of goes without saying, you know, like, of course, I mean that's.


Chris Walton

It kind of goes without saying.


Chris Walton

Like you need to, you're going to want to make your loyal customers feel special, right?


Ann Mazinga

Yeah.


Chris Walton

Well, that's my point.


Chris Walton

That's my point.


Chris Walton

Why I don't like it is like for the money it costs to do this, you could probably hire a great celebrity influencer do a live stream exclusive for your loyalty members and pound out a lot more volume and make them feel a lot more special and interactive.


Chris Walton

Yeah, but I'm not just saying you could actually probably do something very, very cool for your loyalty members that make them feel way more special than looking at some 3D thing that, you know, you and I have seen countless times.


Ann Mazinga

You could probably.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah, you could probably with.


Ann Mazinga

I don't know exactly how much the 3D showroom cost, but my guess is you'd be able to invest in putting a video that you had either, you know, you source from user generated content or your own employees on every single product page for that same amount of money.


Ann Mazinga

And that would.


Ann Mazinga

You'd see much higher engagement and much.


Chris Walton

More value, but just for the items that are in the 3D showroom.


Chris Walton

Yeah, maybe.


Chris Walton

I don't know.


Chris Walton

It's hard to say, but I was just thinking like, you could pay somebody $100,000 to do.


Chris Walton

You know, I got to think this costs at least $100,000.


Chris Walton

You could pay some celebrity $100,000 to show your products and, and depends interactive with them, like, like we saw Dolly do last week.


Chris Walton

So.


Chris Walton

So anyway.


Ann Mazinga

All right, well, I bet Dolly's making more than a hundred grand.


Ann Mazinga

But.


Ann Mazinga

But yes, you could get.


Ann Mazinga

You could get somebody off a cameo.


Ann Mazinga

That's real good.


Chris Walton

She is, for sure.


Chris Walton

But $100,000 for an hour is pretty damn good.


Chris Walton

So that's.


Chris Walton

I mean, that's more than some of the.


Chris Walton

The bands make at the conferences we go to.


Chris Walton

So I don't know.


Chris Walton

But, but yeah, sorry, actor, like, not liking this one.


Chris Walton

Not liking this one at all.


Chris Walton

I think it's a bad move.


Chris Walton

All right, let's see the lighting round.


Ann Mazinga

All right, Headline number one in the lightning round, Chris.


Ann Mazinga

Dolly Parton, Speak of the Devil, is holding an open casting call for her Broadway production about her life.


Ann Mazinga

Chris, anyone.


Ann Mazinga

I said anyone can audition, including for the role of Dolly herself.


Ann Mazinga

If you were to audition, Chris, which would you choose to sing?


Chris Walton

Oh, man.


Chris Walton

Oh, man.


Chris Walton

I think I'd go Islands in the Stream.


Chris Walton

Actually, Aaron, not nine to five.


Chris Walton

I'd go island in the Stream.


Chris Walton

The gambler.


Chris Walton

I kind of man, yeah.


Chris Walton

I kind of man crush on Kenny.


Chris Walton

I kind of man crush on Kenny Rogers.


Chris Walton

I've got the beard now.


Chris Walton

I've got the theater background, so.


Chris Walton

So Dolly, give me a call.


Chris Walton

I'm here.


Ann Mazinga

Oh, my God.


Ann Mazinga

Oh, my God.


Ann Mazinga

Chris Walton as Kenny Rogers on Broadway.


Ann Mazinga

I'm going to see it.


Ann Mazinga

Forget on.


Chris Walton

I definitely would need a wig.


Chris Walton

I got the beard.


Chris Walton

But I don't have the flow.


Chris Walton

I don't have the flow.


Ann Mazinga

We can definitely be arranged.


Chris Walton

Yeah, right, right.


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Chris Walton

In today's world, there's a lot of.


Chris Walton

A lot of fake flow going on.


Chris Walton

Oxford University Press named brain rot as the dictionary word of the year.


Chris Walton

The phrase shot to popularity in 2024 with a 230% increase in frequency of use from the year prior.


Chris Walton

And how much has brain rot upended your daily life?


Ann Mazinga

Oh, my God.


Ann Mazinga

Whatever.


Ann Mazinga

The exact number of minutes is that I spend on social media, that's brain rot.


Ann Mazinga

That's how much brain rot has impacted my life.


Ann Mazinga

That many minutes.


Chris Walton

Oh, yeah.


Chris Walton

But this is.


Chris Walton

I think this is also the brain.


Chris Walton

The, like, the skibidi stuff and all that kind of stuff.


Chris Walton

Like, has that infiltrated your house as well?


Ann Mazinga

Yes, but I guess I don't equate that to brain rot.


Ann Mazinga

I feel like that's just, like, the vernacular of the kids.


Ann Mazinga

These kids these days, you know?


Chris Walton

Oh, yeah, it's actually that.


Chris Walton

It's actually the name that catches, like, all of that language as well.


Chris Walton

So that's why I was wondering, like, how much it's impacted you, because it has definitely thwarted the quality of life in the Walton household.


Ann Mazinga

And, oh, my God.


Chris Walton

Yes, the kids.


Chris Walton

My kids have been very disruptive using brain rot.


Chris Walton

Ish language at school, and I've been talked to by the teachers many times about that usage, so I was curious if it's impacted your.


Ann Mazinga

I thought brain rot was, like.


Ann Mazinga

When I think of brain rot, I think of, like, wasted time.


Ann Mazinga

Like, what, your brain is rotting from this, like, bad television or whatever.


Ann Mazinga

Like, some brain rot is related to language.


Ann Mazinga

Okay, well, I'd have to rethink that one, because I don't know the answer.


Ann Mazinga

We have a lot of skibidi, and I can't even think of the other words right now, but, yes, that's definitely happening in my house.


Chris Walton

Yeah, like, there's just crazy words like Ohio and.


Chris Walton

And Riz and.


Chris Walton

And simp and.


Chris Walton

I don't know.


Chris Walton

I don't know.


Ann Mazinga

Oh, yeah.


Ann Mazinga

Okay, well, let's go to question number three.


Ann Mazinga

Hopefully you know more about this one than I did about the last one.


Ann Mazinga

Shabuzi just set a record for the most consecutive weeks with a number one hit song for Bar Song, which contains the lyrics, pour me up another shot of whiskey.


Ann Mazinga

You know me and Jack Daniels got a history, Chris.


Ann Mazinga

If not Jack Daniels, which spirit do you have a history with?


Chris Walton

Oh, I definitely don't.


Chris Walton

I'm definitely not pouring myself a shot of Dak Daniels.


Chris Walton

Yeah, Because I have a history with Jack Daniels and I can never go back.


Chris Walton

In fact, I can't even smell Jack Daniels.


Chris Walton

And.


Ann Mazinga

No, really, why?


Ann Mazinga

What happened?


Chris Walton

Oh, God, do I want to tell this story?


Chris Walton

Okay, so I was 18.


Chris Walton

I went on a lake trip to Lake Nasimiento in California.


Chris Walton

Went on a lake trip with some ASU guys that I had met that summer who are much older than me, all over 21.


Chris Walton

And we started.


Chris Walton

We were out on the lake all day, and then went back to the lake house and started playing bumper pool.


Chris Walton

And I was, like, out of my mind with bumper play.


Chris Walton

And I was pulling off shots like no one would believe.


Chris Walton

And I was.


Chris Walton

And so.


Chris Walton

And I was drinking more shots of Jack Dallas than anything.


Chris Walton

And then.


Chris Walton

And so there's a video.


Ann Mazinga

It's not even, like, Jack and Coke or anything.


Chris Walton

No, just shots.


Chris Walton

Shots.


Chris Walton

And I'm, like, new to drinking, like, relatively three months into drinking, and.


Chris Walton

And there's a video of it.


Chris Walton

I think I still have it.


Chris Walton

It's like on vhs.


Chris Walton

I think I still have it.


Chris Walton

You just watch me just at one point, just fall over.


Chris Walton

Like, I'm just flat out, like, I'm.


Chris Walton

I'm lucky I didn't have to go to the hospital.


Chris Walton

And so the next morning, I wake up.


Chris Walton

The next morning I wake up.


Chris Walton

Everyone's super.


Ann Mazinga

Why were they videoing you?


Chris Walton

Oh, we were all videoing everything.


Chris Walton

You know, it's back with camcorders and stuff, you know?


Chris Walton

And so the next morning, I wake up and everyone's asleep.


Chris Walton

And I burge.


Chris Walton

I bar.


Chris Walton

I barge into the house.


Chris Walton

I'm like, did I jump into the lake yesterday?


Chris Walton

Was I so drunk that I jumped into the lake?


Chris Walton

And they're like, dude, no.


Chris Walton

And I'm like, oh, right.


Chris Walton

And so.


Chris Walton

So let's just say I was washing mattresses the rest of the day.


Chris Walton

So anyway, I cannot smell Jack Daniels anymore.


Chris Walton

And so to answer your question, if I had to pour myself anything, it would be a shot of Don Julio.


Chris Walton

That's middle of the road.


Chris Walton

Tequila.


Ann Mazinga

Oh, my God.


Ann Mazinga

Oh.


Chris Walton

All right, let's get out of here before we.


Chris Walton

Before this show goes any more off the rails, defunct restaurant chain Chichi's is piloting a comeback in 2025.


Chris Walton

I actually have two questions for you on this end.


Chris Walton

First, when I say chichis, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?


Chris Walton

And then second, fried ice.


Chris Walton

Wow, really quick on that one.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah.


Chris Walton

Okay.


Chris Walton

And then second, in the pantheon of chain restaurants, do you think Chi Chi's is over underrated or properly rated?


Ann Mazinga

I Haven't been there in so long, I feel like I'm not equipped to correctly answer this question.


Ann Mazinga

What do you think?


Chris Walton

Well, I see, I thought chichi.


Chris Walton

I mean, I remember my first chichi's experience in like the 80s, and it was pretty baller.


Chris Walton

Like I thought it was pretty, pretty decent.


Chris Walton

And you know, like all the, like TGI Fridays too.


Chris Walton

Like all these chain restaurants that were one time awesome, they just get destroyed.


Ann Mazinga

Yeah.


Chris Walton

So I actually think chichi's, when I think about all my chain restaurant experiences is actually underrated.


Chris Walton

Underrated?


Chris Walton

Yeah, Like Red Lobster, I would say properly rated, you know.


Ann Mazinga

Oh, God.


Ann Mazinga

Over.


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Chris Walton

Or overrated properly to overrated.


Chris Walton

But chichi's, I would say underrated.


Chris Walton

TGI Friday is probably properly rated now, but I don't know.


Chris Walton

But that's why, that's why I think.


Chris Walton

What do you think?


Ann Mazinga

I mean, yeah, by 1980s standards, underrated for sure.


Ann Mazinga

That place is amazing.


Ann Mazinga

I loved Chi Chi's.


Ann Mazinga

Like, I always wanted to go.


Ann Mazinga

I think I only got to go like twice.


Ann Mazinga

And one was right for the fried ice cream that you always saw the, like advertisements for on tv.


Ann Mazinga

But yeah, I don't know.


Ann Mazinga

I mean, I like their.


Ann Mazinga

I buy their salsa today.


Ann Mazinga

Like they still have products on shelves that are.


Chris Walton

Oh, yeah, that's right.


Chris Walton

So I think of their salsa, I.


Ann Mazinga

Would try it out.


Ann Mazinga

I would definitely go, why not?


Ann Mazinga

Like, it's a, it's a Mexican place that, you know, you get, you know what you're going to get, I think, and then you'll be properly surprised if it's a good experience.


Chris Walton

It's a great point.


Chris Walton

It's a great point.


Chris Walton

And I like the standard Mexican.


Chris Walton

Good.


Chris Walton

Standard Mexican.


Chris Walton

Like, I like good.


Chris Walton

There's too much fruit, fruity Mexican food right now.


Chris Walton

Too much high end, expensive Mexican food.


Chris Walton

Restaurant, particularly in Minneapolis too.


Chris Walton

We don't have a good.


Chris Walton

Just go to Mexican restaurant.


Ann Mazinga

You haven't been to La Cadre.


Chris Walton

Yeah, yeah, we'll get you.


Ann Mazinga

We'll find you some.


Ann Mazinga

We gotta do, right?


Chris Walton

I have it, actually.


Chris Walton

I did find a good Mexican restaurant that's very, very authentic too, and very affordable, which I'll have to tell you about, but I will keep that from our national audience here and all right.


Chris Walton

Happy birthday today to writer Strong, our international audience, actually.


Chris Walton

Happy birthday today to writer Strong, Donna Mills and to Josh Allen's new fiance, Haley Steinfield Stein.


Chris Walton

Ah, shoot.


Chris Walton

Is it Steinfield?


Chris Walton

Steinfeld, Right?


Chris Walton

Yeah.


Chris Walton

I don't know if I wrote that wrong or not.


Chris Walton

Steinfeld.


Ann Mazinga

Sorry.


Chris Walton

And remember, it's so hard.


Chris Walton

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Chris Walton

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Chris Walton

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Chris Walton

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