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We are continuing our series of parties in the Bible and taking look at what folks got up to while Moses was away staring at God's ass. Completely understandable shenanigans ensue but, you know, God is a bad dad so his reaction is completely over the top. Also cancel all student loans. Seriously it isn't that hard. Cheers! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnor...

Hey friends this week we talk about everyones favorite locust eater, John the Baptist. Well really we talk about Herod and his wild party where the ol' Baptist lost his head because apparently that is a think that happens at a party in the ancient near east. Its a fun time, cheers! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choi...

Continuing our coverage of great parties in the Bible we couldn't leave out the party with all the best people; hell itself. For some reason (ok we know) evangelicals are obsessed with hell and its a bit problematic. So as usual we think and drink about it and would love to have you along for the ride cause its better to have friends in hell than not enjoy singing in heaven...or something like that. Cheers! If you need to see the Journey to Hell Trailer: https://youtu.be/1JeQovhUOPg We now ha...

In continuing our series on parties in the Bible we decided to take on the ultimate party, Heaven. Initially we were skeptical that heaven could be a great place to spend eternity but with the right company it might not be so bad. Grab your favorite beverage folks; it's going to be a wild time in heaven if they happen to let us in. We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://eliz...

This week we talk a bit about how we treat each other on the internet and maybe not to dogpile on people. Cause you gotta call in before you call out. Also we decided to look into some parties in the Bible and boy howdy did they throw some ragers. Grab your favorite beverage my friends we are standing with Queen Vashti this week and she is fabulous. We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat ...

Folks we went to church today and learned a bit about how Martha (in the book of John at least) doesn't exist. Is it an innocent mistake of a conspiracy? Grab your favorite beverage and find out! Also we talk about how to make white progressive spaces more colorful. Hope you enjoy! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choi...

This week Tori and Justin share their experiences with Christian Private Schools and Homeschooling...its a total mess. We get into some of the wild things we were taught, how private schools can get away with just about anything, and also (hopefully) how to push for small reforms at the state level. It kinda drives us to drink but that's what we are here for. Cheers. We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Norde...

Babylonian Party Time with Daniel

A Go Home Bible: You're Drunk Deep Dive

Hey friends this week we try to go a little lighter and talk about the totally normal lesbian kiss in a kids movie as well as how strange the story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego is. It's wild out there friends. Stay safe and love each other. Cheers! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

This week we spill the tea on the Souther Baptist Convention and get a little perturbed at the ways lepers were treated in the ancient near east. Also we talk about STIs, medical stigmas, and how mean our brains are to us. Its a delight, enjoy 🍻 We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we have a bit of a different episode where Tori and Justin talk about evil. We trace what we were taught as kids about why bad things happen and then try to figure out where we land today. It is a bit of an experiment. Let us know what you think! Note: There were some technical issues with this episode. We ironed it out the best we could but some content was sadly lost. We have a Discord now for our Patrons. You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizab...

Grab your favorite beverage because we dive into the patriarchy that drives much of the SBC and its...not a good look. Also if you grew up with Christian television on blast 24/7 or are worried your parents have bankrupted themselves giving their money to spiritual snake oil salesmen this might be a cathartic listen. If you don't know what an SBC is and haven't watched relatives hand over money to a "faith healer" you are in for quite a ride. The Christian celebrities aren't alright. If you wa...

Jesus has some surprisingly choice words for religions leaders and in these heavy times we actually found reading them to be quite cathartic. Also we are 100% sure he would, like most decent humans, have more than a few choice words to say about our obsession with guns and inability to protect children here in America. Its a bit of a heavy episode at times but we wanted to raise a glass with you to say to the religious leaders running this country, respectfully, f*ck your guns and your religion...

This week is heavy so we decided to troll Christian news sites and talk about Ezekiel's totally not mushroom fueled romp through the heavens. Hopefully it will be a fun break from the madness and perhaps even give you a little much needed levity. Be good to yourselves out there. If you want to support the Justin and Tori visit Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn...

This week we dive into the delightful world of communist Jesus. Also, what is up with straight white dudes? We would like to know. Grab your favorite beverage because we are liberating the proletariat and taking names. Also apologies for the late post I (Justin) am going through alot of personal stuff lately and its kinda taking it out of me. If you want to support the Justin and Tori deface Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth N...

In a completely predictable turn of events evangelicals are almost on the brink of overturning Roe v Wade and we have some feelings about it. Also apparently they aren't very consistent in their sexual ethics, who knew!?! Grab your favorite beverage and a weighted blanket. It's rough out there but we got you. If you want to support the Justin and Tori deface Scalia's Grave fund you can do so here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https:...

This week we dive into the evangelical mind and see what is in there. It's a mixed bag. We recorded this before the Roe v Wade leak so it is a bit dated but their overall lack of internal consistency and general disregard for reality is remarkably...consistent. It's wild out there folks. Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy! If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: h...

Sometimes belief can do some strange things to you and we talk about how that plays out in the lives of Christian "patriots" defending their private property. Also we discuss just how Jesus has no problem destroying personal property (and food!) to prove a point. It's kind of weird but hey it's the Bible so that is kind of par for the course. Grab your favorite beverage and light a candle for the thousands of pigs harmed to make this story. If you want to support the show directly please consi...

This week we have words to say about gender reveals and the dudes that lose their cool because they are having a daughter. Also, buckle up comrade, because apparently Jesus had no problem confronting rich people to their faces and did not care about their feelings. May you enjoy your favorite beverage and do likewise. Cheers! If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: h...

This week for kicks during resurrection week we decided to talk a bit about reincarnation, because why not? We also talk about some of the other resurrections in the Bible because they are kinda wild. So grab your favorite beverage this one is both hilarious and trippy. If you want to support the show directly please consider joining out patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn more about your ad c...

This week we talk a bit about what it might be like to live forever and we aren't sure we like it. Also what are all the aborted fetuses doing in heaven? We also discuss Jesus getting mad at a fig tree and killing it with his faith. Cause that's totally normal. Grab your favorite beverage, it's a wild one. If you would like to donate to the fetus or fig tree themed t-shirt fund consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podca...

Some holidays are great and others are...not so much. For us Easter is one of the latter and we have some feeling about it. So grab your favorite drink as we roast Easter and make the case that you don't need a crucified corpse to welcome in the Springtime. It's a good one. Enjoy! If you would like to donate to the Easter Egg fund please consider checking out our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com ...

Grab your favorite tin foil hat cause we are diving deep into conspiracy theory land with the Bible Code. For those that don't know the Bible Code is a "secret" code found in the Bible that can tell the future and might be the secret to unlocking advanced alien technology...or it could just be that humans find meaning in everything even when there is nothing there. We will let you decide. We also talk a bit about the drama at Christianity Today, how it is not hard to not sexually harass your co...