Episodes
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Sept. 23, 2025
Cheesus Christ - CHRISTIAN MINGLE THE MOVIE
They made a Christian Mingle movie....and we watched it. I don't think there's anything else that needs to be said. Guests Specc and Gabe show up to help us try to regain some sanity, but I guess the wheels were never meant to be on in the first place.
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Sept. 9, 2025
Goon Sauce - CONSPIRATORS OF PLEASURE
Stop-motion Chicken Man STOP-MOTION CHICKEN MAN!!! This movie is a lot, buckle up.
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Aug. 26, 2025
Cucky Kong - MAX MON AMOUR
Bitter Karella joins us again to talk all about Rapid Onset Monkey Fucking...wait, what? Oh and Bitter's got a brand new book coming out Sept 3rd so go order MOONFLOW today, we've been told it's got at least FOUR fluids, so you know it's gonna be good! https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitter-karella/moonflow/9780316581936/ Back to the movie, it's all about a dude that gets cucked by a chimp, but not as exciting or funny as one would hope. (wait, that describes the podcast too....well, e...
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Aug. 12, 2025
Nasty Hunter - LADY TERMINATOR
Patrick and Dustin dive headfirst into the gloriously unhinged world of Lady Terminator, the 1988 Indonesian action-horror fever dream that answers the age-old question: “What if James Cameron’s cyborg assassin also happened to be a mythical sea queen with an evil eel living in her vagina?” Expect outrageous fashion, laser-eyed stares, dialogue that feels like it was beamed in from another dimension, and more bullets than plot points. We unpack every inexplicable twist, questionable special eff...
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July 29, 2025
100th episode - TIME BURST
It's TIME to celebrate our 100th episode and we're just BURSTing with excitement (see what I did there) . Today we're watching TIME BURST THE FINAL ALLIANCE, a movie that doesn't seem to really exist but I assure you, it's real. As the new part-owner of the podcast, Gabe decides we need some better marketability so he sends a mascot to join the show, get ready for GIBCOCK! It's podtastic...or podcastic, still not really sure.
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July 15, 2025
Smurf Blood - BRAIN DAMAGE
What happens when you inject what looks like Smurf Blood directly into your brain? We assume it's similar to what Dustin is feeling from using so much Sigma Brain, maybe it's time we do something about that. Casey from the Glass Half Full Moon Podcast stops by and talks Infinity Nikki with Gimcrack and takes over the show...in more ways than one.
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July 1, 2025
SUPERMAN.....is not in this - JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA
This week Dustin has a psychological breakthrough and Chris has a psychological break. We're excited about the new Superman movie and looks like the Jackalope is too! We're watching Justice League!! But which one? The Joss Whedon cut or the Zack Snyder cut? NEITHER! ....wait, what? We also introduce to the world Eric Roberts Roulette!
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June 17, 2025
Kegels and Eagles - THE CAT
Have you ever seen a dog kung fu fight a cat? That's really all you need to know.
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June 3, 2025
Slut Tunics - PRINCESS WARRIOR
Wet t-shirt contests and lightsabers what could go wrong....time to find out Well, Pod Fyre was a disaster and a lot of people died (sorry 'bout that) but the show must go on! Today we're joined by special guest Cammy and coming around full circle to talk about a movie first mentioned in season 2 episode 3. The 1989 film Princess Warrior , so without further ado...it's dancing titty time
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May 21, 2025
Flying Demon Fetus - THE SEVENTH CURSE
This movie is a whole lot. We're talking about the 1986 Hong Kong action horror movie The 7th Curse. We're also reaching out to influencers to help push the Pod Fyre Festival
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May 6, 2025
Pod Fyre telethon spectacular - SPACE RAIDERS
Welcome to our LIVE telethon spectacular! With exciting news and updates about the Pod Fyre Festival! Special Guests! Surprise Announcements! ELEPHANTS! For more information and to purchase tickets visit www.podfyre.com Oh, and we're talking about a movie called Space Raiders from 1983.A Star Wars ripoff that also borrows sets and scenes directly out of Battle Beyond the Stars For more information please visit us at www.foundonshelfpod.com
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April 22, 2025
Full Bush, No Spine - GHOSTS CAN'T DO IT
Oh boy, this one is a lot. What happens when a husband who is 30 years older than his wife writes and directs a movies that is about a woman who is married to a much older man and then casts his wife to play that role? It's a truly bizarre film and the backstory is even stranger. Also we announce POD FYRE 2! That's right, the totally real festival that is really happening on an island. Visit www.podfrye.com for more information. You'll get caught up in it!
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April 8, 2025
We need a button - SMOKING CAUSES COUGHING
In these uncertain times of financial stability you can always count on PODCOIN to deliver, the official cyrpto currency of the Found on Shelf podcast is not at all fake...nope. On this episode we're talking about Smoking Causes Coughing...no, this isn't a TED talk about cancer, it's a movie about a group of superheroes with the power of cancer causing chemicals sitting around on a team building retreat talking about scary stories. Yeah it's bizarre, but our reality isn't exactly sane these da...
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March 25, 2025
A different set of FANGS - ANYAB w/ Scarab Jam
Let's do the knock-offs again. Did you know there was an Egyptian remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Today we are joined by Beetleju....I mean Scarab Jam, the patron saint of knock-offs to talk about this bizarre 1981 film
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March 11, 2025
Where is Mommy Milf? - 964 PINOCCHIO w/Bitter Karella
Three time hugo-nominated author and creator of the hilarious Midnight Pals, Bitter Karella stops by Gimcrack's to talk all things....Pinocchio? Today we're watching 964 Pinocchio a Japanese cyberpunk-horror film about a lobotomized cyborg sex slave, who is abandoned by his owners due to his inability to maintain an erection....yeah, it's a lot. We also learn about Bitter's upcoming novel MOONFLOW a story about a trans shroom dealer lost in a haunted forest & running afoul of evil lesbian hippi...
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Feb. 25, 2025
A Rat in the hand is worth two in the bush - RAT SCRATCH FEVER w/Fright Club
In this chaotic and hilarious episode, we dive into the absurd world of "Rat Scratch Fever," a film that combines sci-fi horror with an outrageous premise involving giant rats and a contagion that spreads through human hosts. Our hosts, grappling with the realities of life, discuss the film's wild narrative, which sees a crew of astronauts returning from Planet X only to unleash an army of monstrous rodents upon Los Angeles. As the episode unfolds, we explore the bizarre character of Dr. Steele...
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Feb. 11, 2025
Concepts of a head - TURKISH STAR WARS w/Specc
Today's episode is brought to you by Sigma Brain, change your dude type. In the latest episode of our podcast, we take a deep dive into the enigmatic world of "Turkish Star Wars," a film that has become a cult classic for its outrageous production and bizarre storytelling. This 1982 film, originally titled "Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam," (The Man Who Saves the World)is infamous for its unabashed borrowing of footage from the original "Star Wars" and its unique take on the sci-fi genre. As we explore ...
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Jan. 14, 2025
That's a wrap - 2024 in review
We discuss everything we covered in 2024 and our plans for 2025....although Gimcrack has other plans for us
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Dec. 24, 2024
Just the frosted tip - SANTA CLAUSE 3
Okay, look, we messed up. Thankskilling 3 wasn't technically a part 3 movie, and Day of the Beast was definitely not a part 3 movie. Now it's time to pay for our mistakes...
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Dec. 17, 2024
Hogs Out For Christ - THE DAY OF THE BEAST
It's becoming quite the Christmas tradition to have the Glass Half Full Moon podcast on as guests and this year is no different. After forcing Gabe and Casey to watch three Krampus movies last year, Patrick takes it easy on them this year with an actual good movie! (okay, so it's not a part 3 movie, but it's the holidays, I'm sure no one will notice...)
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Dec. 10, 2024
Nothing Good Happens Here - SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 3
CHRISTMAS IS HERE! We continue our journey into part 3 movies with nothing but Part 3 Christmas Movies. First up is Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! Yes, that exclamation mark is part of the title, it really lets you know how EXCITING this movie will be....yup, totally awesome non-stop action here folks...
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Nov. 26, 2024
Space Tits in Space - THANKSKILLING 3
Gobble Gobble Motherf***ers. It's a Thanksgiving celebration as Patrick decides to have a lovely Friendsgiving dinner...and Dustin decides to crash it and make everyone watch Thankskilling 3. It's got puppets, songs, Star Wars connections, and the Ur-puppet in an episode that is guaranteed to be slightly less unhinged than your family's Thanksgiving dinner.
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Nov. 12, 2024
Punch First, Dance Later - ZOMBIES 3
Zog zig zog Ziggy Ziggy zog. Get ready to dance and uncover the unexpected in our latest podcast episode! We're diving deep into Disney's Zombies 3, a film where zombies, werewolves, and aliens come together in a chaotic high school musical. Join us as we explore the dance battles, the catchy tunes, and the many nods to Saved By The Bell. Whether you're a fan of Disney Channel originals or just love a good laugh, this episode is a must-listen. Tune in now and let the fun begin!