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The Haunted Christmas White House

From Washington DC where it’s not only the weather that’s frightful, this is Ballot. Melania’s Christmas décor goes full Tim Burton with mugshot LEGOs, butterfly swarms, and candelabras fit for a haunted mansion. Portland lig...

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Dec. 5, 2025

The Haunted Christmas White House

From Washington DC where it’s not only the weather that’s frightful, this is Ballot. Melania’s Christmas décor goes full Tim Burton with mugshot LEGOs, butterfly swarms, and candelabras fit for a haunted mansion. Portland lig...

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Dec. 4, 2025

Trump Declares War On “Affordability” — Then Roasts JD Vance

Trump’s latest economic sermon turns into verbal Twister as “affordability” becomes both his favorite word and his sworn enemy. JD Vance gets roasted to his face while trying not to blink. And in a sharp detour, we head to Am...

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Dec. 3, 2025

Trump Nods Off As His Cabinet Turns Into ‘Adult Daycare’

President Trump’s marathon Cabinet session devolves into doodles, typos, third-person motivational speeches, and a boom-mic Q&A nobody asked for. Russell Vought is drawing Bob Ross landscapes, Pete Hegseth arrives as the “sse...

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Dec. 2, 2025

Trump Goes Full Thumbs-of-Fury While DC Freaks Out Over a Missing Wed…

President Trump unleashes a late-night, one-hundred-sixty-post Truth Social rampage featuring conspiracy theories, political enemies, and his Home Alone 2 cameo… because why not. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth turns Franklin ...

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Dec. 2, 2025

Sleepy Don? Report Says Trump Slashes Workday, Naps Through Events

A bombshell report says Trump has gutted his schedule by nearly forty percent, is rolling into “official duties” after lunchtime, and keeps dozing through appearances — all while insisting he’s in peak shape after a mysteriou...

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Nov. 26, 2025

Trump pardons two turkeys - are the turkeys in The Epstein Files?

President Trump pardons Gobble and Waddle while taking a swing at Biden’s “invalid” autopen turkey pardon. Melania sets a record with the shortest Christmas tree ceremony in White House history, delivering a drive-by “beautif...

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