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Trump Halts Oval Office Meeting for Shoe-Size Roast as JD Vance Spills Wild Christmas Party Story

Vice President JD Vance says President Trump once stopped an “important” Oval Office meeting to announce a more pressing topic — “Shoes” — before telling top officials they had “shitty shoes” and whipping out a shoe catalogue...

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Dec. 12, 2025

Trump Halts Oval Office Meeting for Shoe-Size Roast as JD Vance Spill…

Vice President JD Vance says President Trump once stopped an “important” Oval Office meeting to announce a more pressing topic — “Shoes” — before telling top officials they had “shitty shoes” and whipping out a shoe catalogue...

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Dec. 11, 2025

Trump Brags About Dementia Tests in Midnight Rant as SC Prison Busts …

President Trump lit up Truth Social with a late-night tirade boasting he’s taken more cognitive decline tests than any president ever — “aced” them, too — while blasting reporters as “treasonous” for questioning his health an...

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Dec. 10, 2025

Why Is It So Cold? Trump Rips ‘Stupid People’ at Fiery Pocono Rally a…

President Trump roared back onto the rally stage in Mount Pocono, torching critics as “stupid people,” bungling Susie Wiles’ name, and reviving chants of “Send her back” while pitching his “no tax on tips” plan. The president...

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Dec. 9, 2025

Trump’s Birthday Replaces MLK Day? National Parks Spark Outrage With …

Patrick Gutfield digs into the National Park Service’s explosive new holiday calendar scrapping MLK Day and Juneteenth — while elevating Donald Trump’s birthday to fee-free status. Add in a $100 “patriotic premium” for foreig...

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Dec. 8, 2025

Sleepy Don Hosts The Kennedy Center Awards

President Trump is fuming after coverage comparing him to “Sleepy Joe.” Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump nodding off in Cabinet meetings, the mysterious bruises, the angry denials, and the full irony of a president who once...

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Dec. 5, 2025

The Haunted Christmas White House

From Washington DC where it’s not only the weather that’s frightful, this is Ballot. Melania’s Christmas décor goes full Tim Burton with mugshot LEGOs, butterfly swarms, and candelabras fit for a haunted mansion. Portland lig...

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