Episode #230-"If The Shoe Fits..."

0:00 What up, homie? What up? Hey, I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking. Yo. You know what? Hoes? Yo. Do you? Yeah. You know. I know hoes. I know hoes. You know what would ruin your day? What? A motherfucking mug shot. Bruh. It's like, it don't matter how good you think you look. It don't matter how you thought that wig was. Man. It don't matter how crispy you think your hairline is. Yeah. You put that bitch on a mug shot. Yeah, dog. You looking bad. Yeah, dog. That's the worst you're going to look.

0:45 That shit was real good. If you look good on a mug shot, boy, you're a bad motherfucker. Bless you. It's bad business. You look at a mugshot and be like, damn, that motherfucker was bad yesterday. Yeah. Damn right. Motherfuckers been crying and shit. Fucked up. We gonna talk about that as a mother good shit on this episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape. Yes. Yes. Yeah! I'm glad, glad to welcome y'all to another episode of Rumpio Makes Tape. I'm your host Dub H. And I'm here as always with my guy and yours, the motherfucking Don himself. Yes. Big. Tie. Ditto. Boom.

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2:22 Man. Trying to survive the Matrix, playboy. You can't. I mean, you can. Yeah, I mean, you survive it for a while. You can't get out of it. You'll never get out of it. I mean, you'll never get out of it. Yeah, true. I mean, you can't survive it. I mean, we weren't meant to survive. It's a setup. But even though you're fed up, you got to keep your head up. You do. A great philosopher said that. Tupac Shakur. Tupac Shakur. Oh, man, brother, brother, brother. Yeah, about these mug shots, brother. Yeah, what's happening? What's going on? What the fuck is going down? You know, it went down probably about three weeks ago, but they were still wrangling motherfuckers in. I just want to say one thing.

3:06 What do you want to say? Pay your goddamn. Taxes. I know it sound all good when they be like, that's white collar crime. No, man. It's crime. Pay your goddamn taxes, bro. It's white collar, but the way they hit y'all with it, it really wasn't. No, it wasn't. Because the state got y'all ass. Ain't like y'all was running the millions. No, like, it's like. I was talking to one dude who was involved with this shit. Yeah, this good. This good. The motherfucker told me he took his taxes to this dude. And the motherfucker got $ 30, 000 back.

3:48 Oh, yeah. That'll do it. No. I'm like, if I ever go from getting $ 5, 000. Yeah. Yeah, he knew. To $ 30, 000. Maybe he didn't. Dog, you know. I would have acted like I didn't. I was like, shit, I don't do taxes. I took it to a tax professional. Dog, let me. Let me tell you something. I was like, damn, I'm doing good. They say the motherfucker was telling them, hey, if the IRS call you, don't talk to them. Hold on. And let me ask you this. Were all the people linked to this guy? I don't know that. Oh, shit. I don't know that. Shit getting deep now. All I know is the motherfucker go from, it's like even, even legitly getting 10,000, right? And the next year.

4:32 That's about it though. And the next year, you get $ 30, 000. Yeah. At what point do you be like, you know what? I can't do this. Yeah, I mean, but think about it, though. You got $ 30, 000 last year. You fucked it up. You know, went and threw it up a Jaybird's ass. And the next year, you need that shit. Now I need this shit to do the things I did last year. And I've been Hoping for this shit all year. I've been depending on it. Because I know I can get it now. Y'all just finna say. So I'm like, shit. You're depending on things. I ain't worried about that little loan. I'll pay that shit off when I got down, get my taxes. I'll pay the credit card off and pay the goddamn, I'm going to pay all this shit off when I get my taxes anyway because I'm going to get $ 30, 000. That's insane. Yeah, though.

5:20 If I get $ 30, 000 in anything, I'm automatically paranoid. Yes. Yes. I don't give a fuck what it is. Yes, exactly. Dog, I just made $ 30, 000. Yeah, you going to jail. Dog, it was fucked up. I think they wrangled up about 30 motherfuckers. That's crazy, man. From my place of employment. But I wonder if all of them was that same scenario. I think it was. I think all of them was the same scenario. Might not have been the same person. Oh, they fucked up. But it was the same type scenario where over a span of three years or something, these motherfuckers then got back. $ 100, 000. Yes. Dog. Yeah, bro. Come on now. Come on, man.

6:02 That's what I'm saying, bro. Shit. I mean, they could have even did a little something. A little razzle dazzle. And then it's like. Them bitches just did. They overdid it. Yes. And I was talking to. God damn. I was talking to the friend of the show. Mr. Cigarette Smoking himself, Willie. Okay. You got caught up in it. God damn, Willie. He didn't go down like that. Okay. The IRS's contact was like, look. Boy, we know you out there playing games. You OXYZ. He made that shit pop up. So you need to set up a plan or something. Yeah, he getting his act together. Okay. But I say that to say I talked to Willie and Willie was telling me this shit. I said, boy, you going to take your ass to H & R Block some way? Because the shit you telling me going on?

6:48 He down there fucking with Lil' Lee Lee or some fucking party. Putting in any. Kind of dog. My homeboy Eddie said because they got him knocked Not to the extreme where you got to get locked up, but they got him. He told me, he said he sat down with the dude, and the dude asked him how much he wanted back. Hold on. Yes. He said he went to the computer, did what he did. He was like, all right, boom, you get this back. He said, oh, oh. He said, oh, you want some more? All right. And go back. Yeah, bro. Come on, man. My brother don't give a fuck about going to jail, dog. Jail ain't shit, must be. No, jail got to be some, like, mythical place. Motherfucker don't give a fuck about going there.

7:30 I don't know what in your mind makes you think, like, I could order money. They print money. I mean, fuck the U.S. government, dude. I guess they say shit. Yeah. Let's print it, too. Well, fuck it. You know what? I was going to get 15. Give me 30. Yes, exactly. No. That's how it went. Bitch, you would. Have told me 15. I would have been like, hell no. Yes. Hell no. He said the motherfucker was like, oh, you want some more? All right. Nah, I'm good, cuz. That's like asking if you want more crack. Nah, that shit. The fuck? This fucked up. You start offering more money. Motherfuckers be like, huh? I can get more?

8:11 Oh, you want more? Why not? The fuck, man? No, man. I don't know, man. Basically, it's like you know what's crazy in life. All that bullshit we heard going up, all these sayings, they're all true. Every fucking one of them. Yes. If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably not. It's probably not. Dog, all these sayings is fucking real. All these sayings. Every fucking one. All of them. What the fuck? Every saying. If you can't stand the heat, get the fuck out the kitchen, you dummy. Dog, I'm telling you, all these sayings real. They are real, bro.

8:52 You must apply them to your daily life. If the glove doesn't fit, you must. Never fucking acquit, dog. Come on, dog. All this shit is real. They was wrangling motherfuckers up because the shit was like motherfuckers was saying that. I was under pressure that first month was getting arrested at the job and all that kind of shit. It wasn't no shit like that. It was an investigation. Motherfuckers was calling people to the office, to HR, letting them know, hey, this is what's going down. This is what's happening. Turn yourself in by this date, X, Y, Z.

9:36 But it wasn't like they was wrangling the motherfucker. The way it looked, it looked like they was wrangling. Had a bus out front. Had a paddy wagon out front. That's what I thought. I was like. God damn. Had a paddy wagon out front disguised as one of them food trucks. And they was just wrangling. No, that's how I felt. I was like, motherfuckers done lost their job behind this bullshit. They got arrested at the job. They done had a sting. So they put it look. Like a drug bust. That's how it look. Like a drug bust. You right. Operation no text. Man, boy. What the fuck? Like I say, the mug shots ruin your motherfucking day, bro. You are not as. Bad as you think you are. Because it's like the mood that you're in at that point is reflected. And a lot of people, like you say, boom, okay, you got to turn yourself in. Now, that's a whole other thing.

10:28 Because it's motherfuckers that when I hear drinking and driving and fucking around all night, get pulled over. You fucked up already. Yeah. You get pulled over with your DUI. Now you got to get in the back of the car. You want to struggle a little bit. You get tossed up a little dirty. Call on your shirt fucked up now. A little dirty in your hair. You crying. You can tell it that you was crying earlier. Now a motherfucker be like, hey, take this picture. What the fuck? And see the whole thing. tax evasion mugshot and you have to turn yourself it's stress on your face exactly that's all it is your face is stressed. Yeah you you came down there you know you came on your own.

11:10 Accord your wig is just a tad crooked. Uh god damn fuck you. Thought your skin was clear but you're stressed all week you're bumping up now. You don't know whether to smile or die fuck like do i smile If you want to. All right. Shout out to the homie Amos, man. He got caught up in this shit. Goddamn, Amos. He got caught up. Sometimes you get caught up. You do. He got caught up, you know, especially when you hear everybody doing it. Yeah. They've been doing it for two, three years. Yeah. Like, oh, it's easy money. Yeah. But he got caught up in situations. So he got caught up on the weekend or whatnot.

11:52 Damn. So he had to sit down. tell him get the bond out. Oh, shit. So he had to sit down for a second. He was locked. Up. Damn. So check this out. So while he's in there. Oh my God. Bullshit. So he's fucked up already dog god damn man. So while he in there you know they you know they serving like he said the bologna sandwich or whatever the fuck so this dude was like hey man you gonna eat that he's like nah I ain't gonna eat that shit you can have it he giving motherfuckers his food that's what I thought when all I could see was was uh. You want your cone bread. That's all I saw dog that's all I saw.

12:33 Hell no you get your own goddamn cone bread I'm from New York City. I stabbed motherfuckers on the car. It'll be part two of my goddamn killing spree up in this motherfucker over this cornbread. So the motherfucker asked me, yeah, you can have that shit. My motherfucker come back and asked for something else. He was like, go ahead, take it. I don't give a fuck. He was like, wait a minute, though. I know you from somewhere. Dude was like, shit, you know me? He was like, yeah, I know you. So dude walked off again. He came back one more time. He was like, wait a minute. Your name Tracy, ain't it? He said, yeah, how you know me? Yeah, you stole my homeboy's shoes.

13:15 Hold the fuck up. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. What the fuck? Yeah, so for those who don't know. I thought you was going to make up some bullshit. What the fuck? For those who don't know, Tracy is a fat, broke bitch. Who I helped out when he was in time of need. And he stole every pair of shoes I had in my goddamn house. Every one. It was Jordans in my box. It was Pumas. He stole K-Swiss. He's a bitch. Huh? K-Swiss? Yes, bro. It was K-Swiss. You damn need to get them free. Yes, bro. K-Swiss are almost free. Yes, bro. Fuck! He stole every shoe I had in the goddamn house. He's a fat shoe stealing broke. bitch so how that went like after so i'm finna be finished so he was like he was like he was like your name tracy yeah yeah how you know me yeah you stole you stole my homeboy shoe so tracy immediately went into defense mode like hey man we ain't we don't want no i don't want no problems in here i don't want no problems in here amos was like no it ain't no problem but you know that's just to let you know We out here.

14:29 Hold on. That's what I was saying. We out here. Just that quick, you could have gotten plugged up in there. Over some bullshit. Over some bullshit. Yeah. And see, that also goes to show, like, when you are a stand-up person, just think about it. I'm over here trying to make sense out of this shit. Shit don't make no goddamn sense. You had lost me in the story. I was like, I'm thinking a motherfucker that came and thought that Amos' name was Tracy. No. I was like, hold on, he called that nigga Tracy. What the fuck? No, he was like, Amos was like, your name Tracy, ain't it? Yeah, you stole my homeboy's shoes. Yeah.

15:15 What kind of man get called out in prison? A broke bitch. So yeah, it's like, but that goes to show, bruh, when you a stand-up motherfucker, and you don't have to be like, me and Amos, we cool. We ain't tight like that, but we cool. That's my guy. But it's like, that goes to show you, when you a stand-up motherfucker, motherfuckers... be out there for you. Yeah. Motherfuckers be like, hey. That's crazy, dog. Hold on. Motherfuckers. It's like you see these motherfuckers out here and you instantly get pissed off because you're like, this motherfucker stole my goddamn homeboy's shoe. Exactly.

15:58 And you know what's crazy? That's great. Yes. Because It's like, now you know who you're dealing with. You motherfuckers steal your shit. You know what I'm saying? It's like, goddamn. I'll tell you some shit happened. So, motherfucker told me a story. Say she was riding with some motherfuckers. She dropped a debit card in the car. So, I guess they went out to the club and shit. Motherfucker got her debit card and motherfucking spent like $ 24 on it. Bullshit. Bullshit.

16:41 Black and miles and motherfucking a 40. You know bullshit. Shit you buy when you just out. Yeah. So she was like, yeah, I'm going to get that motherfucker though. And I'm like, hold on. Hold on. Now let's put this shit in perspective. Gotta put it in perspective. You got got for $ 24. I say, in my eyes, I think it's over and you learn a cheap lesson. Yep. Cheap lesson. The lesson was only $ 24. This nigga steal. Yep. Because you could fuck around and get your check one day and y'all go to the club. Yep. And this motherfucker could fuck around and get your car. Yep. And fuck your whole shit up. You see what I'm saying? I say, so you learned the cheap lesson. He's a thief.

17:22 Yep. And a motherfucker who be stealing, be stealing. Yep. So fuck it. Yep. But that's the same type of shit. Like, boom, you alerted motherfuckers to your situation. Now they know this motherfucker steal. And beg. Yes, and beg. And get beat up by his bitch. That's crazy, dog. You know what it is, man. These are true stories, bro. Yeah, go ahead. Wait a fucking minute. Hey, motherfucker. Hold on. Put that shit back. What's up? Yeah, that just shows, man. But you don't want no problems, though. He don't want no problems. He don't want no problems.

18:04 You don't want no motherfucking problems. He don't want no problems, but you run around fucking stealing every goddamn thing. But you don't want no problems. You out here stealing shit, man. And then it's fucked up. I mean, I hate we even have to revisit this. I know. I know. It's like you out here stealing from a motherfucker that literally looked the fuck out for your ass. Yes, bro. All the way out. You fucked up out here. All the way out. You know what? Fuck it. And that's why he goes through the shit he goes through. Dog, that man been going through it. Because you cursed him. You said. I cursed him, man? You cursed him. I don't know if you remember what you said when this story first arose. Okay. You said, may the soles of his feet turn to ash. That's fucked up. Come on.

18:44 May the souls and his life has been ash ever since. I maybe need to go ahead and lift that shit. That's crazy. That nigga been fucked up ever since. When I seen that video, did you put up that? I was like, God damn. It ain't getting no better. I'm going to post that video. I'm going to post it on Instagram. It ain't getting no better, though. Of him fighting somebody and he was whooping his ass. It's fucked up, though. Yeah, man. Shit keep following you. That's what happened, though. When you a fuck boy, fuck boy shit happen. To you continuously. All the time. All the time. Yes. Bitch, you stole a grown man. You a grown man and you stole a grown man's shoes. Shoes. Not a pair you saw.

19:29 Hold up. All the goddamn shoes. Got the pair of ponies and everything in that bitch. It was ponies in there. No bullshit. It was ponies in there. It was a pair of ponies in there. He got everything. Shut the fuck up, dog. Everything. Shut the fuck up. I had a pair of bright red motherfucking Pumas in that bitch. Stole everything. lime green shit was in there all kind of shit bro. I wonder if he stole he sold your shit did he sell. It i don't know what he was wearing the shit yeah he'll win your man Knowing he can't fit in them shoes, shit look like motherfucking Home of the Clown shoes on his feet. So he walking around with his feet scrunched up. He got his toe knuckles balled up in the middle at the end. They balled up to put him in there.

20:14 That's uncomfortable as fuck. The shoe flapping off his foot. Yes, bro. Let me tell you something. I'm going to say this is the last thing I'm going to say about it for this episode. He doesn't realize the amount of times I have been called And motherfuckers have said this fat shoe-stealing bitch is up here. What you want to do? He doesn't even comprehend the amount of times that this shit has happened. That's crazy, dog. That's a terrible way to be described, bro. That's the stigma. He is a fat shoe-stealing bitch. And that is how I know him.

21:01 That's crazy. And that's how I will continue. And that is how I refer to him anytime I talk about him. That's fucked up. I rarely say his name. I only said his name today because it was very vital to the story. To the story. That is crazy. But what I call his name, he is the fat, shoe-stealing bitch. That's crazy. Period. Shout out to Amos for noticing. For noticing. Yeah. Hey, you want to play boy? Yeah. I know, because no one more than posted your shoe-stealing ass many a times. I done posted that man. Dog, you say the man, say, look, I don't want no problems with that man. I done posted that man getting beat up. I done posted that man that got beat up after this girl done beat him up. I done posted the man just in my goddamn shoes.

21:46 It's tough. So. Fuck that dude. That's crazy. That is crazy, man. That is crazy. But yeah, man. You see, I said that made the man's, the soul of the man's turn to ash. You see. That's fucking crazy. Because you started out by saying like, man, you got more shit. You got more shoes. I said, there ain't no point. He stole all my shit. He said, you know what? You're right. May the soles of his. Feet turn to ash. We need to reverse this shit. It's going to hell. This is life for him now? It's been a bad day ever since, bro. It's been a bad day ever since, man. Just that same bad day over and over. You be thinking you can change it. It be worse. You change it, you get your ass beat. You change it again, your girl beat your ass. You change it again, you go to jail.

22:35 That's it. It's fucked up. That's it. Begging for fucking food. Jail food. That's because you done stole from everybody. Ain't nobody sending you shit, dog. You get packages in the county, dog. You can get packages. You can. You're right. Not if you motherfucking done stole from everybody. Ain't nobody asking them calls. Like, man, fuck that stealing motherfucker, man. Nigga be stealing. Now he want us to send him shit. Yeah, fuck him. He think you can send me like a little package. You know, like go on the website. The motherfucker, it ain't that much. Just some noodles and shit. Nah, bro. Nah, I'm good. That's fucked up. Hey, man. No, that got to be the worst feeling ever. You locked up and can't get no package, dog.

23:16 Now, let me tell you something. It goes back to what you said early in the episode. All these sayings are true. Oh, my God. Life is what you make it. Boy. Look. Life is what you make it. Man, look. Y'all listen to these old motherfuckers when they be throwing them sayings out. I know some of them shit sound crazy. Like motherfucking if a bird in the bush or whatever the bush and all that. A motherfucking bird in the hand is better. Than two in the bush. That's right. I got me one. But I'm going to face fuck this one and try to get these two over here. Don't know if I'm going to be. Able to get one of them. Exactly. A bird in the hand is worth more than two in the bush. You ain't got two in the bush. I know these fucking sayings sound crazy. Nuck if you buck.

23:57 All that shit sound crazy. Real shit. But it's real shit. It's life. I know. If you're scared, say you're scared. Point blank. If you're scared, go to church. No. No, I got them all day, though. What the fuck? The Sands is forever, dog. All of them is real. It's life, bro. It's life. And you thought it was bullshit. Old shit. Shut up, Unc. All that shit. No, bro. It's real.

24:38 It is real. Speaking of Unc. Had a birthday, man. Had a birthday. I had a birthday. Actually, my birthday was actually the 26th, but I am still celebrating that shit. Yeah, you've been celebrating that shit for like a month. A long time. A long time. I figured I'm going to just go to the end of the month now. And your family still celebrates. Family still. So it's like if my family celebrates, we got to keep going. Yeah. It ain't nothing like you by yourself celebrate your birthday, but your family celebrates. Yeah, they're keeping the party going. So you feel it's cool. So boom, I had my official birthday. You were over here. Got cool shit. Yep. I got to post my adult toys. What was that? It got... It sound wrong.

25:20 It sound wrong. But you see, you saw the toy for. I got a pocket pussy. Hey, man. That's the kind of wife I got. That's crazy. That's the kind of wife I have. If she feels it's needed. She'll grab that for you. She'll grab it for you. Here you go. I got you a little something. I thought you might need it. I got you a little something. Tired of your ass. I got you a little something. But I got great shit. The wife and the daughter. But... Mm-hmm. You know, I thought things had settled down a little bit. We still had a little celebration. A little smile. Alisa Deet. Yeah, yeah. I saw Alisa Deet. That was great. Went to Bonefish. Left my phone. Went and got it back, though. Went and got it back. We good.

26:01 Even. Another scene. Even Steven. Damn. Boom. Everything is everything. So.... All right, boom, it started to dwindle down, I felt, a little bit. So the wife was getting all these dresses and shit and, you know, trying them on. All of them looked amazing. I'm like, well, what you got going on? I said, well, you know, Tish having, you know, her friends, she's having a prom-themed birthday party and whatnot. And this was true at the time. I was like, shit, I want to go. She was like, you going to go with me? I said, for sure, I'm going. Alright, boom. So now, you know, this plan is on the calendar.

26:43 Adult-themed birthday party. Yeah. Which my five-year-old daughter is also invited to. Yeah, let's see, you know. It still made sense to me still. It is questionable, but to me, it was perfect. It made sense. Where the fuck she gonna be? With us. We good to go. I don't know. Yeah, you just asked the right question. You asked the good question. It's like, my daughter's safe. So, I don't give a fuck. That's right. We riding. You're not thinking. No, I'm not thinking nothing weird. So, all right. So, you know, all that set up. The day is here. We getting dressed. My wife is all nervous. She, you know, shit, we behind schedule, all kind of shit. So, we leave. Now, the thing about me driving is that For some reason, my wife and my daughter attack my driving. I drive safe.

27:41 We always get there. That's the best way to fucking drive. That's how I drive. I don't pay attention to these motherfuckers around me. Yeah. I pay attention to them, but I'm not. I'm paying attention to see how they move. Yes. So I'm all worried about getting this package, my beautiful family, to their destination. So my wife is like, I mean, which way you going? Because... We late. You going the back way. You going this way. I need to know where to. Motherfucker, I'm going the way I'm motherfucking going. See, that's if your name was Tat. If your nickname was Tat. What'd you say? Motherfucker, I'm going the way I'm motherfucking going. See, the thing with me, you know, I'm always a teeter-totter from the edge. I'm like right there. So I try to maintain not saying nothing because I don't want this back and forth because shit get real ugly.

28:38 Yeah, you're like, boom, let me be the voice of calmness. And my voice of calmness is, let me not say a goddamn thing. I'm going to go the way over here. I'm going this way. So is the car in front of us. For some reason, this is the slowest fucking car ever. And we on the back road, we can't because it's hills and curves. Let me tell you something, I don't do doing all that passing and shit. Because I look at it like, you know what? I ain't supposed to be up there. That's how I look at it. That slow ass car in front of me to slow me down. I could be up there hitting a deer right now. I'd be looking at that shit too. Let me sit my ass back here. So, It was like, that's why I can't do two lanes. This is her in the past. I can't do two lanes, blah, blah, blah. In my mind, I want to say, shit, if I would have went four lanes and some bullshit would have happened, we'd have been the same fucking predictor.

29:22 That's what I wanted to say. But what you should have said was, you can't do two lanes. You need to get you some fucking airplane license. Because it's two lanes all over South Carolina. They fucking everywhere. They everywhere. So I'm over there in the driver's seat. I'm fucking like steaming. kind of. I'm like, see. It's bullshit. I'm about to get me a drink when I get to this motherfucker. What? I am steaming. I'm like, this is fucking garbage. This conversation that's going on in this fucking car is bullshit. Now this is what's going on in your mind. Yes. Let me tell you what's going on in my mind. This motherfucker talking all this shit. We going to a fucking prom. I could be home playing the game. I could be doing fucking anything. A fucking prom.

30:05 This is exactly what I'm saying. This is exactly what I'm saying in my head. This is motherfucking tish. Fucking fake ass prom. This ain't even the real fucking prom. It's some bullshit. This is what's going on in my head. We ain't going to no high school. This ain't no shit. Random ass place. Talking about a fucking prom that In my mind, I'm like, nobody's going to be at this bullshit. We're going to JCC food in the fucking Bronx. Bullshit. Those are the things I'm thinking. All the fucking things I'm thinking. It's fucking raining. It's bullshit. I'm driving. What the fuck go say? What the fuck go say? That car in front of us put us four minutes behind.

30:50 She said that shit. She said if I would have been driving, I'd have made up all them four minutes. See, now I'm like, see. See, me. See. I get to the point where I can't talk good shit. Yes. But it's like, I think my comeback for that would have been. Amazing. No, it would have been, it would have just been gangster. Fuck your four minutes. I don't know, dog. Like, that's how I felt. In my mind, that was close. In my mind, I was saying, fuck them four minutes. Fuck all them four minutes. I don't give a fuck about no four minutes. In my mind, I'm like, it's funky four-ass minutes. This is the whole conversation I'm having. And when I'm saying I'm pissed, I'm driving. I ain't said shit since we left the house. But, She talking about which way we going. I'm saying, I'm going the way I always go to Aiken. And she going to respond, I don't know the way you go to Aiken. You done drove with me a fucking million times.

31:51 You fucking know. She is on your ass. Yes. I'm pissed. So we finally arrived. We finally arrived to the situation, bro. It's cars in the parking lot. I didn't see one. I saw only one car. The car that I parked in front of. In my mind, the fucking parking lot was empty. We get out. That's crazy. We get out. My wife and my daughter, they're walking. They said, could you get, she stopped and said, could you get Tish's birthday card for me out of the car? I was like, all right. I opened the note. And mama, I'm cussing. I'm like, this is some fucking bullshit. Bullshit, fuck all this. Ain't nobody here. I'm like, throw this shit. I'm like, ain't nobody here. Because I ain't seen a car. I ain't seen a car, bro. I was gone. I was like, ain't nobody. You're zoning the fuck out. Yes, I was like, ain't nobody at this stupid bullshit anyway. This is my mind.

32:38 That's what's in your mind. That's in my mind. I grabbed a car. I turned around. They asses done left me in the parking lot. Even more pissed off. I'm in the parking lot. So I got to walk around here. I got to walk in this bitch by myself. I'm in the parking lot by myself, bro. I'm like, this some bullshit. So now I got to walk. I'm cussing. I was like, so that's what the fuck we doing? That's what we doing? This out loud. No, but that's good because what you're doing now is calming yourself down by cussing. Motherfuck this bullshit. Fuck all this shit. All this motherfucking shit. So when you get in there, you can be like, hey, T. Thank you for inviting me to this bullshit. Exactly. So I walk in. I'm like, see, all right. This is what we're doing. All right. I got it. I understand.

33:22 All right. This is what we're doing. So I walk in. Everybody else surprised. Including your ass Bullshit. Now it's like The first The first thing Is this some Bullshit. Yes It's some bullshit I'm looking around I'm like Really. You really was walking around Lost. Like Yes I was I was I was like What the fuck What the fuck is going on I don't want Yeah Is this real And then So I'm in there Surprised Yeah you know I look around A tear may have Come to my. Eye May have May have seen you Wipe your eye Oh, it was an old gangster white dog. Could have been a neck.

34:02 Never know. A neck could have flew in your eye. Get this man out. A regular person, though. A regular person might not have known, but yeah. Goddamn, man. Because that was a grand jester. It was a grand jester, man. And then everything made sense. Everything made sense. The dresses and all this bullshit. Then I started replaying plain shit in my dog. This motherfucker. That day, everybody called me. Damn. That day, everybody called me. What you got going on today? I ain't got to go to this dumbass. No, I ain't calling the dumbass at the time. I was like, we're going to a fucking prom. We're going to get dressed up. We're going to an adult prom. Blah, blah, blah. All right. Everybody called me.

34:43 That's right. I felt like I had to call you for it to be real. I was like, this motherfucker, he all fucking know I'm going to call and be like, what's going on? You know what I'm saying? They're like, man, we just left a party. We going up. I was like, oh, man, you ain't got no time to do shit. All right, man, but shit. Have fun, man. I am. And the thing is, once you think about me and the way I do shit, you start thinking, I really ain't even need to call this motherfucker because he is fucking... Don't give a fuck about shit going on around here. Yeah. Your perception is fucked up. You're not watching shit. No. All I do is look at what's in my immediate range.

35:25 Yeah, immediate. Everybody's safe. Everybody's good. That's right. We moving on. Yep. So all the other shit. There's not no deep thinking going on. No, it's not. It's like, damn, what? What the fuck she ordering all these dresses for? No, no. Let me look this shit up on Facebook. No, I get there. I get there. They done left me. I walk to the door. Why the fuck is this door covered up with this fucking sheet in front of the door? I know why now. Because I could have looked in and seen you motherfuckers. But I'm like, why is this? Yeah. I did think that when I got there. When I saw that, I was like. You was coming to light. The light did. I was like, why is this fucking covered up? It's bullshit. Because it's bullshit. Yeah, that's why.

36:06 But, dog, it was great, bro. I had a great time celebrating. It was better than great. It was better than great. Yeah, that was the best little party I ever went to, I think. That's what you said. At least that's what you told the wife. I don't think you lied to the wife. It was... Very professionally put together. Yeah, it was. It was. You had motherfuckers and they doing their jobs. You had bartenders, fucking DJs, cooks. Shout out to DJ Cheeks. Shout out. And that shit was crazy. I was like, this shit is legit as fuck. And then she did that little poem. Yes. That shit was crazy. That was awesome. And it's like, I was glad that she had me doing stuff while she was doing the poem because... I probably would have cried for real then.

36:48 You went up that ground? I thought you would. I had a little. It was a part in it where it was longer than everything else before she got to the next album cover. And that's when I was really listening. Yeah, time to think. Yeah, and I was like, it's rough up there, man. I'm fighting this shit, fighting this shit. But then she said the group name, boom. Yeah, like you involved in it. You're just holding up shit. What it was, she had her. That's right. And she was reading it inside. Each point she was making, it was an R & B group. That's right. And I had these little flyers that I would hold up. Yeah, that I would hold up. You would hold it up. Yep. Yeah, and it was great. That was cool.

37:29 It was awesome. It was awesome. I liked it. But yeah, I had a good time, man. Yeah, it was a good time. So it's like, and then, you know, I sit back and I was thinking, I was like, my wife went all out. She didn't have to do all this for me, but you know what? Yeah. Sit back and was like, you know what? It was great. It was great. You're only 50 one time. Sometimes you don't have your loved ones don't show you love or your loved ones ain't here. You can't show them love. That's right. I agree with everything she done. That was great, I think. So what the fuck are we going to do for her birthday? Shit. Don't even try. We have to go out in the country, dog. That's the only way. Dog. That's the only way you can try and be like, well, shit, we did go out of the country. We wasn't even around this bitch.

38:09 Ain't no need to put no party together. Your shit ain't nothing like that. I know. It's nothing. It's nothing. Told you, I'd have had a cook out of Odell. Hot dogs in a can and grillers. Hell yeah, dog. God damn it, man. I know, man. God damn, I'm telling you. I know, man. It was like, wow. Dog, for you to do better than that, you're going to have to go ahead and get some overtime in and literally have like a guest Star. Yes, superstar. I told him Memphis Bleak, but you can't afford Jay-Z. Can't afford. We might be getting bleak. Might be getting bleak. I know a few people, they might be kind of hooking up, kind of, I don't know. But, shit. That's tough. That's tough, bro. That's crazy as fuck. We might be getting bleak cousin.

38:53 We might be getting bleak cousin. Whoever the fuck that is. We might be getting one of them get low motherfuckers he used to run around with. You might be getting low. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Mike didn't get Oskeno, somebody like that, no. Mike didn't get Oskeno. Probably could. Probably could. Goddamn, though. Didn't get Freeway or somebody? Might be could get Freeway. Might be could get Freeway. I don't know. Freeway still be performing, bro. Yeah, he still be performing. He taxing, bro. Yeah. Only way we could get that nigga is if he was already around. Yes. He was going to be coming through and be like, well, shit, I give 500, you stop too. I'd be like, hey, Mega, man. Call Freeway. Yeah, call that nigga and see what's up. Yeah, man. Call Little Faithful, nigga. We can get Mega. Oh, we can get him.

39:34 We definitely can get Mega. Yeah. But yeah, man, it was great, man. Champion your people. And also, like I said on the other episode, some of the motherfuckers you don't even need to fuck with because I got sued by my aunt. That's crazy. Yeah. That's why she didn't get invited. That's why her ass did not get invited. She missed that shrimp and grease. That shit was good as fuck. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Daphne. Shout out to everybody. Everybody's involved in that shit. That shit was great, man. I appreciate it. I love all y'all. That shit was awesome. It was a great time. Like I said, I started replaying shit in my head. Now, the only vehicle I saw was the one I parked in front of, and it was Rod shit. Yeah. And it was his. And I knew it was his. When I pulled up in front of it, I was like, that's Rod shit. But then I was like, why the fuck is Rod at Tisha's adult prom?

40:26 But in my mind, Rod's an adult. He has a wife. He does. They could be there. They could. It makes sense to me. But of course, in your mind, it didn't. And then my car there, Keith's car there. Didn't see it. Everybody got their car there. My mother got a fucking Kia Soul. And you knew that's hers. And it's right there. That's hers. It's like as soon as everybody said surprise, I saw every car in the parking lot. That's crazy, dog. And I'm in the building now. I saw every car in the parking lot. That's crazy, dog. That is insane. It was great, though, man. Shout out to the wife. Your mind does amazing things. It does. Your mind is the most powerful computer in the world. Your mind felt like you needed that, and it would not let the surprise get to you. It wouldn't. It wouldn't.

41:07 It was a million things. Because I literally was in front of his shit. Because when y'all was riding there and your four-year-old daughter is in the back going with y'all. To an adult prom. To an adult prom. I would have been alerted at that point. I'd be like, well, god damn, they're going to have a little daycare or something. I'd be like, well, shit, hold on. She dressed up, too. So what the fuck going on? I had no clue, bro. I had no clue, man. Adults to the right, kids to the left. It's a playground over there. I don't know. The playground to the left. I don't know, but it was great, man. It was great. Everybody did good, man. People spoke. But you know what? That's... That's... motherfuckers who look too deep in the shit they may miss out on.

41:48 Shit yes they do you're right. Because you could have been an investigator motherfucker like ain't none of that shit going on i looked online and tish page ain't shit. Ain't shit say nothing about nothing yeah the. Fucking adult promised the next weekend that's why all kind of shit that's. Why i get got with shit like this all the time that's cool though because you wouldn't have been like it wouldn't have been what it was it would not have been what it was though i had a fucking suit on bro yeah a full suit. That's right. I've seen that once. When you got married, that's it. That was it. I had a full suit on. Motherfuckers did say great things about you. People got emotional. Sometimes you need that. People got emotional, though. Shakira was real emotional. She was like, you always had her back.

42:32 She couldn't name one time. My daughters, because, you know, baby mama had another daughter. That's right. So, you know, growing up, I treated her like a daughter. She pulled me to the side and said some shit. Damn. Yeah, because she was like, I'm not talking on the mic, but she pulled me to the side and she said some shit and she was crying. Wow, bro. I was like, wow. Had me crying a little bit. That's what I'm saying. Be a good motherfucker, man. When you get to a certain age, that's the type of shit means. That's it. Like, we talked about. It ain't gifts and shit, but it's like, you know. We talked about a few episodes back. We talked about things that make you feel happy. Shit like that... Yeah.

43:12 Because that's how you know you're doing what you're supposed to be doing. You're doing the right thing. That's it, man. That's it. Come over, it could be like, that nigga ain't shit. It could have been one and a half people there. Moral of this whole episode, don't be a shoe-stealing ass bitch. And. Boom. Follow all the sayings. Follow all the sayings. Every fucking one. If it look like a duck and it sound like a duck. It's a motherfucking duck. And with that being said. Make sure you follow us across all your social media platforms. Grumpy Old Mix tape across the board. Be sure to join Grumpy Old TV on YouTube. Yeah, YouTube. YouTube and once again remember to like rate subscribe tell a friend to tell a friend this is a call to action.

43:58 To tell one more motherfucker before we beat y'all. Ass yes you all fucking with your goddamn boys and like I say about this time another saying if I tell you that a duck can pull a truck just shut up and hook the fuck up peace wrong one. What's wrong with clapping? What's wrong with clapping? Champion yourself at all times. Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah.