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Episode #230-"If The Shoe Fits..."

Episode #230-"If The Shoe Fits..."
Episode #230-"If The Shoe Fits..."
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This week the fellas get grumpy about jail mugshots and what they really say about a person, then dig into the importance of old sayings timeless wisdom from grandma, grandpa, and the old crackhead up the block that still hits today. They also break down what it means to be a stand-up, solid person who keeps their word and does right when nobody's watching.



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What up, homie?

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What up?

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Hey, I was thinking. I was thinking. I was thinking.

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Yo.

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You know what?

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Hoes? Yo.

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Do you? Yeah.

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You know. I know hoes.

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I know hoes. You know what would ruin your day? What?

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A motherfucking mug shot.

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Bruh.

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It's like, it don't matter how good you think you look.

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It don't matter how you thought that wig was.

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Man.

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It don't matter how crispy you think your hairline is.

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Yeah.

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You put that bitch on a mug shot.

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Yeah, dog. You looking bad. Yeah, dog. That's the worst

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you're going to look.

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That shit was real good.

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If you look good on a mug shot, boy, you're

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a bad motherfucker. Bless you. It's bad business.

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You look at a mugshot and be like, damn, that

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motherfucker was bad yesterday.

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Yeah.

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Damn right.

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Motherfuckers been crying and shit. Fucked up.

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We gonna talk about that as a mother good shit

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on this episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape. Yes.

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Yes.

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Yeah! I'm glad, glad to welcome y'all to another episode

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of Rumpio Makes Tape. I'm your host Dub H. And

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I'm here as always with my guy and yours, the

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motherfucking Don himself. Yes. Big. Tie. Ditto. Boom.

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Boom. You think you could have been anywhere in the

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whole entire world? But it's a goddamn world.

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Y'all ready?

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Nope.

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Before we get started, make sure you follow us across

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all social media platforms as Grumpy O makes tape across

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the board. Be sure to join Grumpy O TV on

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YouTube and remember to like, rate, subscribe. Tell a friend

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to tell a friend to tell one more motherfucker that

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you are indeed fucking with your goddamn boys and we

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are the two live crew of podcasting.

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Why?

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Because we give it to you. Face down.

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Oh, baby, I like it raw. Oh, baby, I like

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it raw.

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Oh, man, what is good home-y.

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Shit, not a goddamn thing.

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Man.

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Trying to survive the Matrix, playboy.

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You can't. I mean, you can.

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Yeah, I mean, you survive it for a while. You

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can't get out of it.

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You'll never get out of it.

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I mean, you'll never get out of it.

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Yeah, true. I mean, you can't survive it.

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I mean, we weren't meant to survive.

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It's a setup.

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But even though you're fed up, you got to keep

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your head up.

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You do. A great philosopher said that.

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Tupac Shakur. Tupac Shakur.

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Oh, man, brother, brother, brother. Yeah, about these mug shots, brother.

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Yeah, what's happening? What's going on? What the fuck is

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going down?

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You know, it went down probably about three weeks ago,

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but they were still wrangling motherfuckers in. I just want

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to say one thing.

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What do you want to say?

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Pay your goddamn.

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Taxes.

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I know it sound all good when they be like,

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that's white collar crime. No, man. It's crime.

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Pay your goddamn taxes, bro. It's white collar, but the

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way they hit y'all with it, it really wasn't.

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No, it wasn't.

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Because the state got y'all ass. Ain't like y'all was

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running the millions.

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No, like, it's like. I was talking to one dude

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who was involved with this shit. Yeah, this good. This good.

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The motherfucker told me he took his taxes to this dude.

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And the motherfucker got $ 30, 000 back.

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Oh, yeah. That'll do it.

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No. I'm like, if I ever go from getting $ 5, 000. Yeah.

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Yeah, he knew.

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To $ 30, 000.

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Maybe he didn't.

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Dog, you know.

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I would have acted like I didn't. I was like, shit,

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I don't do taxes. I took it to a tax professional.

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Dog, let me. Let me tell you something.

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I was like, damn, I'm doing good.

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They say the motherfucker was telling them, hey, if the

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IRS call you, don't talk to them.

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Hold on. And let me ask you this. Were all

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the people linked to this guy?

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I don't know that. Oh, shit. I don't know that.

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Shit getting deep now.

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All I know is the motherfucker go from, it's like even,

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even legitly getting 10,000, right? And the next year.

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That's about it though.

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And the next year, you get $ 30, 000. Yeah. At what

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point do you be like, you know what? I can't

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do this.

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Yeah, I mean, but think about it, though. You got $ 30, 000

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last year. You fucked it up. You know, went and

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threw it up a Jaybird's ass. And the next year,

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you need that shit. Now I need this shit to

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do the things I did last year. And I've been

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Hoping for this shit all year. I've been depending on it.

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Because I know I can get it now.

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Y'all just finna say.

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So I'm like, shit.

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You're depending on things.

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I ain't worried about that little loan. I'll pay that

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shit off when I got down, get my taxes. I'll

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pay the credit card off and pay the goddamn, I'm

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going to pay all this shit off when I get

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my taxes anyway because I'm going to get $ 30, 000. That's insane. Yeah, though.

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If I get $ 30, 000 in anything, I'm automatically paranoid.

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Yes. Yes. I don't give a fuck what it is.

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Yes, exactly.

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Dog, I just made $ 30, 000. Yeah, you going to jail.

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Dog, it was fucked up. I think they wrangled up

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about 30 motherfuckers. That's crazy, man. From my place of employment.

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But I wonder if all of them was that same scenario.

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I think it was. I think all of them was

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the same scenario. Might not have been the same person. Oh,

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they fucked up. But it was the same type scenario

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where over a span of three years or something, these

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motherfuckers then got back.

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$ 100, 000. Yes.

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Dog. Yeah, bro.

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Come on now. Come on, man.

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That's what I'm saying, bro. Shit.

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I mean, they could have even did a little something.

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A little razzle dazzle.

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And then it's like.

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Them bitches just did. They overdid it.

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Yes. And I was talking to.

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God damn.

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I was talking to the friend of the show. Mr.

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Cigarette Smoking himself, Willie.

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Okay.

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You got caught up in it.

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God damn, Willie.

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He didn't go down like that. Okay. The IRS's contact

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was like, look.

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Boy, we know you out there playing games.

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You OXYZ.

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He made that shit pop up. So you need to

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set up a plan or something. Yeah, he getting his

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act together. Okay.

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But I say that to say I talked to Willie

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and Willie was telling me this shit. I said, boy,

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you going to take your ass to H & R

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Block some way? Because the shit you telling me going on?

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He down there fucking with Lil' Lee Lee or some

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fucking party.

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Putting in any.

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Kind of dog.

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My homeboy Eddie said because they got him knocked Not

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to the extreme where you got to get locked up,

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but they got him. He told me, he said he

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sat down with the dude, and the dude asked him

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how much he wanted back.

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Hold on.

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Yes. He said he went to the computer, did what

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he did. He was like, all right, boom, you get

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this back. He said, oh, oh. He said, oh, you

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want some more? All right.

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And go back.

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Yeah, bro. Come on, man.

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My brother don't give a fuck about going to jail, dog.

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Jail ain't shit, must be. No, jail got to be some, like,

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mythical place. Motherfucker don't give a fuck about going there.

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I don't know what in your mind makes you think, like,

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I could order money.

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They print money. I mean, fuck the U.S. government, dude.

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I guess they say shit.

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Yeah.

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Let's print it, too. Well, fuck it. You know what?

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I was going to get 15. Give me 30.

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Yes, exactly.

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No.

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That's how it went. Bitch, you would.

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Have told me 15. I would have been like, hell no. Yes.

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Hell no.

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He said the motherfucker was like, oh, you want some more?

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All right.

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Nah, I'm good, cuz. That's like asking if you want

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more crack.

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Nah, that shit. The fuck? This fucked up. You start

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offering more money. Motherfuckers be like, huh? I can get more?

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Oh, you want more?

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Why not?

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The fuck, man? No, man. I don't know, man. Basically,

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it's like you know what's crazy in life. All that

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bullshit we heard going up, all these sayings, they're all true.

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Every fucking one of them. Yes.

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If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably not.

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It's probably not.

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Dog, all these sayings is fucking real.

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All these sayings.

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Every fucking one. All of them. What the fuck? Every saying.

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If you can't stand the heat, get the fuck out

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the kitchen, you dummy.

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Dog, I'm telling you, all these sayings real.

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They are real, bro.

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You must apply them to your daily life.

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If the glove doesn't fit, you must.

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Never fucking acquit, dog.

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Come on, dog. All this shit is real.

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They was wrangling motherfuckers up because the shit was like

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motherfuckers was saying that. I was under pressure that first

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month was getting arrested at the job and all that

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kind of shit. It wasn't no shit like that. It

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was an investigation. Motherfuckers was calling people to the office,

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to HR, letting them know, hey, this is what's going down.

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This is what's happening. Turn yourself in by this date, X, Y, Z.

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But it wasn't like they was wrangling the motherfucker. The

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way it looked, it looked like they was wrangling. Had

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a bus out front. Had a paddy wagon out front.

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That's what I thought.

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I was like.

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God damn.

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Had a paddy wagon out front disguised as one of

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them food trucks. And they was just wrangling.

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No, that's how I felt. I was like, motherfuckers done

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lost their job behind this bullshit. They got arrested at

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the job. They done had a sting. So they put

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it look. Like a drug bust.

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That's how it look. Like a drug bust. You right.

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Operation no text.

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Man, boy.

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What the fuck?

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Like I say, the mug shots ruin your motherfucking day, bro.

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You are not as.

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Bad as you think you are. Because it's like the

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mood that you're in at that point is reflected. And

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a lot of people, like you say, boom, okay, you

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got to turn yourself in. Now, that's a whole other thing.

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Because it's motherfuckers that when I hear drinking and driving

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and fucking around all night, get pulled over. You fucked

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up already.

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Yeah.

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You get pulled over with your DUI. Now you got

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to get in the back of the car. You want

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to struggle a little bit. You get tossed up a

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little dirty. Call on your shirt fucked up now. A

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little dirty in your hair. You crying. You can tell

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it that you was crying earlier. Now a motherfucker be like, hey,

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take this picture. What the fuck?

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And see the whole thing. tax evasion mugshot and you

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have to turn yourself it's stress on your face exactly

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that's all it is your face is stressed.

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Yeah you you came down there you know you came

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on your own.

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Accord your wig is just a tad crooked.

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Uh god damn fuck you.

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Thought your skin was clear but you're stressed all week

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you're bumping up now.

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You don't know whether to smile or die fuck like

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do i smile If you want to.

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All right. Shout out to the homie Amos, man. He

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got caught up in this shit.

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Goddamn, Amos.

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He got caught up. Sometimes you get caught up.

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You do.

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He got caught up, you know, especially when you hear

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everybody doing it.

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Yeah.

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They've been doing it for two, three years. Yeah. Like, oh,

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it's easy money.

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Yeah.

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But he got caught up in situations. So he got

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caught up on the weekend or whatnot.

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Damn.

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So he had to sit down. tell him get the

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bond out.

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Oh, shit.

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So he had to sit down for a second. He

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was locked.

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Up.

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Damn. So check this out. So while he's in there.

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Oh my God.

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Bullshit.

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So he's fucked up already dog god damn man.

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So while he in there you know they you know

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they serving like he said the bologna sandwich or whatever

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the fuck so this dude was like hey man you

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gonna eat that he's like nah I ain't gonna eat

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that shit you can have it he giving motherfuckers his

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food that's what I thought when all I could see

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was was uh.

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You want your cone bread.

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That's all I saw dog that's all I saw.

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Hell no you get your own goddamn cone bread I'm

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from New York City.

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I stabbed motherfuckers on the car.

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It'll be part two of my goddamn killing spree up

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in this motherfucker over this cornbread.

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So the motherfucker asked me, yeah, you can have that shit.

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My motherfucker come back and asked for something else. He

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was like, go ahead, take it. I don't give a fuck.

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He was like, wait a minute, though. I know you

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from somewhere. Dude was like, shit, you know me? He

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was like, yeah, I know you. So dude walked off again.

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He came back one more time. He was like, wait

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a minute. Your name Tracy, ain't it? He said, yeah,

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how you know me? Yeah, you stole my homeboy's shoes.

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Hold the fuck up. Hold up, hold up, hold up,

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hold up, hold up. What the fuck?

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Yeah, so for those who don't know.

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I thought you was going to make up some bullshit.

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What the fuck?

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For those who don't know, Tracy is a fat, broke bitch.

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Who I helped out when he was in time of need.

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And he stole every pair of shoes I had in

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my goddamn house. Every one. It was Jordans in my box.

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It was Pumas. He stole K-Swiss. He's a bitch.

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Huh?

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K-Swiss?

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Yes, bro. It was K-Swiss.

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You damn need to get them free.

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Yes, bro.

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K-Swiss are almost free.

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Yes, bro. Fuck! He stole every shoe I had in

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the goddamn house. He's a fat shoe stealing broke. bitch

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so how that went like after so i'm finna be

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finished so he was like he was like he was

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like your name tracy yeah yeah how you know me

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yeah you stole you stole my homeboy shoe so tracy

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immediately went into defense mode like hey man we ain't

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we don't want no i don't want no problems in

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here i don't want no problems in here amos was

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like no it ain't no problem but you know that's

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just to let you know We out here.

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Hold on.

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That's what I was saying.

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We out here.

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Just that quick, you could have gotten plugged up in there.

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Over some bullshit. Over some bullshit.

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Yeah.

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And see, that also goes to show, like, when you

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are a stand-up person, just think about it. I'm over

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here trying to make sense out of this shit.

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Shit don't make no goddamn sense. You had lost me

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in the story. I was like, I'm thinking a motherfucker

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that came and thought that Amos' name was Tracy.

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No.

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I was like, hold on, he called that nigga Tracy.

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What the fuck? No, he was like, Amos was like,

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your name Tracy, ain't it? Yeah, you stole my homeboy's shoes. Yeah.

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What kind of man get called out in prison? A

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broke bitch. So yeah, it's like, but that goes to show, bruh,

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when you a stand-up motherfucker, and you don't have to

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be like, me and Amos, we cool. We ain't tight

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like that, but we cool. That's my guy. But it's like,

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that goes to show you, when you a stand-up motherfucker, motherfuckers...

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be out there for you. Yeah. Motherfuckers be like, hey.

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That's crazy, dog. Hold on. Motherfuckers.

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It's like you see these motherfuckers out here and you

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instantly get pissed off because you're like, this motherfucker stole

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my goddamn homeboy's shoe. Exactly.

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And you know what's crazy? That's great. Yes. Because It's like,

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now you know who you're dealing with. You motherfuckers steal

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your shit. You know what I'm saying? It's like, goddamn.

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I'll tell you some shit happened. So, motherfucker told me

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a story. Say she was riding with some motherfuckers. She

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dropped a debit card in the car. So, I guess

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they went out to the club and shit. Motherfucker got

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her debit card and motherfucking spent like $ 24 on it. Bullshit. Bullshit.

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Black and miles and motherfucking a 40. You know bullshit.

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Shit you buy when you just out.

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Yeah. So she was like, yeah, I'm going to get

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that motherfucker though. And I'm like, hold on. Hold on.

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Now let's put this shit in perspective.

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Gotta put it in perspective.

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You got got for $ 24. I say, in my eyes,

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I think it's over and you learn a cheap lesson. Yep.

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Cheap lesson.

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The lesson was only $ 24. This nigga steal.

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Yep.

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Because you could fuck around and get your check one

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day and y'all go to the club.

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Yep.

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And this motherfucker could fuck around and get your car.

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Yep.

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And fuck your whole shit up. You see what I'm saying?

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I say, so you learned the cheap lesson. He's a thief.

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Yep.

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And a motherfucker who be stealing, be stealing.

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Yep.

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So fuck it.

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Yep.

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But that's the same type of shit. Like, boom, you

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alerted motherfuckers to your situation. Now they know this motherfucker steal.

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And beg.

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Yes, and beg. And get beat up by his bitch.

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That's crazy, dog.

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You know what it is, man. These are true stories, bro.

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Yeah, go ahead.

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Wait a fucking minute.

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Hey, motherfucker.

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Hold on.

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Put that shit back.

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What's up? Yeah, that just shows, man.

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But you don't want no problems, though.

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He don't want no problems. He don't want no problems.

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You don't want no motherfucking problems.

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He don't want no problems, but you run around fucking

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stealing every goddamn thing. But you don't want no problems.

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You out here stealing shit, man. And then it's fucked up.

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I mean, I hate we even have to revisit this.

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I know. I know.

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It's like you out here stealing from a motherfucker that

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literally looked the fuck out for your ass.

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Yes, bro.

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All the way out. You fucked up out here.

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All the way out.

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You know what? Fuck it.

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And that's why he goes through the shit he goes through.

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Dog, that man been going through it.

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Because you cursed him. You said.

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I cursed him, man?

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You cursed him. I don't know if you remember what

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you said when this story first arose. Okay. You said,

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may the soles of his feet turn to ash. That's

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fucked up.

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Come on.

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May the souls and his life has been ash ever since.

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I maybe need to go ahead and lift that shit.

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That's crazy. That nigga been fucked up ever since. When

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I seen that video, did you put up that? I

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was like, God damn. It ain't getting no better. I'm

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going to post that video. I'm going to post it

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on Instagram. It ain't getting no better, though.

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Of him fighting somebody and he was whooping his ass.

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It's fucked up, though. Yeah, man. Shit keep following you.

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That's what happened, though. When you a fuck boy, fuck

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boy shit happen.

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To you continuously.

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All the time.

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All the time.

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Yes.

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Bitch, you stole a grown man. You a grown man

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and you stole a grown man's shoes. Shoes. Not a

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pair you saw.

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Hold up.

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All the goddamn shoes.

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Got the pair of ponies and everything in that bitch.

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It was ponies in there. No bullshit. It was ponies

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in there. It was a pair of ponies in there.

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He got everything. Shut the fuck up, dog.

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Everything.

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Shut the fuck up.

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I had a pair of bright red motherfucking Pumas in

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that bitch. Stole everything. lime green shit was in there

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all kind of shit bro.

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I wonder if he stole he sold your shit did

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he sell.

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It i don't know what he was wearing the shit

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yeah he'll win your man Knowing he can't fit in

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them shoes, shit look like motherfucking Home of the Clown

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shoes on his feet.

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So he walking around with his feet scrunched up. He

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got his toe knuckles balled up in the middle at

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the end. They balled up to put him in there.

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That's uncomfortable as fuck. The shoe flapping off his foot.

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Yes, bro. Let me tell you something. I'm going to

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say this is the last thing I'm going to say

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about it for this episode. He doesn't realize the amount

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of times I have been called And motherfuckers have said

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this fat shoe-stealing bitch is up here. What you want

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to do? He doesn't even comprehend the amount of times

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that this shit has happened. That's crazy, dog.

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That's a terrible way to be described, bro.

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That's the stigma. He is a fat shoe-stealing bitch. And

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that is how I know him.

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That's crazy.

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And that's how I will continue. And that is how

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I refer to him anytime I talk about him.

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That's fucked up.

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I rarely say his name. I only said his name

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today because it was very vital to the story.

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To the story.

491
00:21:12.890 --> 00:21:16.730
That is crazy. But what I call his name, he

492
00:21:16.990 --> 00:21:20.019
is the fat, shoe-stealing bitch.

493
00:21:20.039 --> 00:21:20.690
That's crazy.

494
00:21:20.730 --> 00:21:21.130
Period.

495
00:21:21.359 --> 00:21:23.059
Shout out to Amos for noticing.

496
00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:23.559
For noticing.

497
00:21:23.579 --> 00:21:23.700
Yeah.

498
00:21:23.779 --> 00:21:29.950
Hey, you want to play boy? Yeah. I know, because

499
00:21:30.009 --> 00:21:33.700
no one more than posted your shoe-stealing ass many a times.

500
00:21:34.519 --> 00:21:36.559
I done posted that man. Dog, you say the man, say, look,

501
00:21:36.579 --> 00:21:37.900
I don't want no problems with that man. I done

502
00:21:37.940 --> 00:21:39.960
posted that man getting beat up. I done posted that

503
00:21:40.019 --> 00:21:42.180
man that got beat up after this girl done beat

504
00:21:42.220 --> 00:21:44.349
him up. I done posted the man just in my

505
00:21:44.390 --> 00:21:45.349
goddamn shoes.

506
00:21:46.029 --> 00:21:47.230
It's tough. So.

507
00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:48.940
Fuck that dude.

508
00:21:49.000 --> 00:21:49.700
That's crazy.

509
00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:52.700
That is crazy, man. That is crazy. But yeah, man.

510
00:21:54.039 --> 00:21:57.119
You see, I said that made the man's, the soul

511
00:21:57.160 --> 00:21:59.089
of the man's turn to ash.

512
00:21:59.150 --> 00:21:59.769
You see.

513
00:21:59.849 --> 00:22:01.529
That's fucking crazy.

514
00:22:01.789 --> 00:22:04.309
Because you started out by saying like, man, you got

515
00:22:04.369 --> 00:22:04.869
more shit.

516
00:22:04.890 --> 00:22:05.630
You got more shoes.

517
00:22:05.750 --> 00:22:08.309
I said, there ain't no point. He stole all my shit.

518
00:22:08.329 --> 00:22:11.170
He said, you know what? You're right. May the soles

519
00:22:11.809 --> 00:22:12.329
of his.

520
00:22:12.269 --> 00:22:15.410
Feet turn to ash. We need to reverse this shit.

521
00:22:15.569 --> 00:22:19.519
It's going to hell. This is life for him now?

522
00:22:19.539 --> 00:22:21.299
It's been a bad day ever since, bro. It's been

523
00:22:21.319 --> 00:22:22.299
a bad day ever since, man.

524
00:22:22.339 --> 00:22:25.240
Just that same bad day over and over. You be

525
00:22:25.279 --> 00:22:28.579
thinking you can change it. It be worse. You change it,

526
00:22:28.619 --> 00:22:32.349
you get your ass beat. You change it again, your

527
00:22:32.390 --> 00:22:34.529
girl beat your ass. You change it again, you go

528
00:22:34.569 --> 00:22:35.170
to jail.

529
00:22:35.190 --> 00:22:35.670
That's it.

530
00:22:35.970 --> 00:22:36.970
It's fucked up.

531
00:22:37.150 --> 00:22:38.690
That's it. Begging for fucking food.

532
00:22:40.410 --> 00:22:43.970
Jail food. That's because you done stole from everybody. Ain't

533
00:22:44.009 --> 00:22:47.329
nobody sending you shit, dog. You get packages in the county, dog.

534
00:22:47.349 --> 00:22:48.210
You can get packages.

535
00:22:48.230 --> 00:22:48.910
You can.

536
00:22:48.990 --> 00:22:51.670
You're right. Not if you motherfucking done stole from everybody.

537
00:22:51.690 --> 00:22:55.079
Ain't nobody asking them calls. Like, man, fuck that stealing motherfucker, man.

538
00:22:55.799 --> 00:22:58.119
Nigga be stealing. Now he want us to send him shit.

539
00:22:58.200 --> 00:22:58.779
Yeah, fuck him.

540
00:22:58.819 --> 00:23:00.579
He think you can send me like a little package.

541
00:23:00.599 --> 00:23:03.480
You know, like go on the website. The motherfucker, it

542
00:23:03.500 --> 00:23:05.920
ain't that much. Just some noodles and shit.

543
00:23:06.299 --> 00:23:06.839
Nah, bro.

544
00:23:06.880 --> 00:23:08.769
Nah, I'm good. That's fucked up.

545
00:23:09.289 --> 00:23:09.710
Hey, man.

546
00:23:09.730 --> 00:23:12.369
No, that got to be the worst feeling ever. You

547
00:23:12.470 --> 00:23:16.390
locked up and can't get no package, dog.

548
00:23:16.430 --> 00:23:18.009
Now, let me tell you something. It goes back to

549
00:23:18.049 --> 00:23:20.849
what you said early in the episode. All these sayings

550
00:23:20.990 --> 00:23:21.430
are true.

551
00:23:21.670 --> 00:23:22.549
Oh, my God.

552
00:23:22.630 --> 00:23:24.210
Life is what you make it.

553
00:23:24.549 --> 00:23:24.930
Boy.

554
00:23:25.150 --> 00:23:27.390
Look. Life is what you make it. Man, look. Y'all

555
00:23:27.430 --> 00:23:29.650
listen to these old motherfuckers when they be throwing them

556
00:23:29.710 --> 00:23:32.150
sayings out. I know some of them shit sound crazy.

557
00:23:32.710 --> 00:23:35.589
Like motherfucking if a bird in the bush or whatever

558
00:23:35.609 --> 00:23:36.910
the bush and all that.

559
00:23:37.059 --> 00:23:39.420
A motherfucking bird in the hand is better.

560
00:23:39.160 --> 00:23:40.140
Than two in the bush.

561
00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:41.279
That's right.

562
00:23:41.400 --> 00:23:42.160
I got me one.

563
00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:44.680
But I'm going to face fuck this one and try

564
00:23:44.700 --> 00:23:46.160
to get these two over here. Don't know if I'm

565
00:23:46.180 --> 00:23:46.519
going to be.

566
00:23:46.460 --> 00:23:47.680
Able to get one of them. Exactly.

567
00:23:47.819 --> 00:23:50.140
A bird in the hand is worth more than two

568
00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:53.039
in the bush. You ain't got two in the bush.

569
00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:57.059
I know these fucking sayings sound crazy. Nuck if you buck.

570
00:23:57.500 --> 00:24:00.720
All that shit sound crazy. Real shit. But it's real shit.

571
00:24:00.759 --> 00:24:01.960
It's life. I know.

572
00:24:07.779 --> 00:24:11.690
If you're scared, say you're scared. Point blank.

573
00:24:11.849 --> 00:24:13.970
If you're scared, go to church.

574
00:24:14.990 --> 00:24:15.349
No.

575
00:24:17.180 --> 00:24:21.619
No, I got them all day, though. What the fuck?

576
00:24:22.259 --> 00:24:24.019
The Sands is forever, dog.

577
00:24:24.059 --> 00:24:26.700
All of them is real. It's life, bro.

578
00:24:26.779 --> 00:24:27.259
It's life.

579
00:24:27.279 --> 00:24:29.750
And you thought it was bullshit.

580
00:24:30.069 --> 00:24:35.849
Old shit. Shut up, Unc. All that shit. No, bro.

581
00:24:36.490 --> 00:24:37.890
It's real.

582
00:24:38.170 --> 00:24:38.829
It is real.

583
00:24:39.250 --> 00:24:43.380
Speaking of Unc. Had a birthday, man.

584
00:24:44.730 --> 00:24:45.299
Had a birthday.

585
00:24:46.410 --> 00:24:50.029
I had a birthday. Actually, my birthday was actually the 26th,

586
00:24:50.130 --> 00:24:52.519
but I am still celebrating that shit.

587
00:24:52.599 --> 00:24:54.519
Yeah, you've been celebrating that shit for like a month.

588
00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:56.619
A long time. A long time. I figured I'm going

589
00:24:56.640 --> 00:24:57.940
to just go to the end of the month now.

590
00:24:58.200 --> 00:24:59.500
And your family still celebrates.

591
00:24:59.519 --> 00:25:02.000
Family still. So it's like if my family celebrates, we

592
00:25:02.019 --> 00:25:02.759
got to keep going.

593
00:25:02.839 --> 00:25:03.039
Yeah.

594
00:25:03.240 --> 00:25:06.259
It ain't nothing like you by yourself celebrate your birthday,

595
00:25:06.920 --> 00:25:08.119
but your family celebrates.

596
00:25:08.140 --> 00:25:10.880
Yeah, they're keeping the party going. So you feel it's cool.

597
00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:14.119
So boom, I had my official birthday. You were over here.

598
00:25:14.180 --> 00:25:17.180
Got cool shit. Yep. I got to post my adult toys.

599
00:25:17.869 --> 00:25:20.089
What was that? It got... It sound wrong.

600
00:25:20.470 --> 00:25:24.349
It sound wrong. But you see, you saw the toy for.

601
00:25:24.369 --> 00:25:25.170
I got a pocket pussy.

602
00:25:26.029 --> 00:25:29.049
Hey, man. That's the kind of wife I got.

603
00:25:29.130 --> 00:25:29.589
That's crazy.

604
00:25:29.609 --> 00:25:31.930
That's the kind of wife I have. If she feels

605
00:25:31.950 --> 00:25:32.390
it's needed.

606
00:25:32.730 --> 00:25:33.400
She'll grab that for you.

607
00:25:33.410 --> 00:25:34.640
She'll grab it for you. Here you go. I got

608
00:25:34.660 --> 00:25:35.240
you a little something.

609
00:25:35.259 --> 00:25:36.079
I thought you might need it.

610
00:25:36.079 --> 00:25:37.220
I got you a little something.

611
00:25:37.460 --> 00:25:38.259
Tired of your ass.

612
00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:41.180
I got you a little something. But I got great shit.

613
00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:44.990
The wife and the daughter. But... Mm-hmm. You know, I

614
00:25:45.019 --> 00:25:47.240
thought things had settled down a little bit. We still

615
00:25:47.259 --> 00:25:52.180
had a little celebration. A little smile. Alisa Deet. Yeah, yeah.

616
00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:56.529
I saw Alisa Deet. That was great. Went to Bonefish.

617
00:25:56.589 --> 00:25:57.410
Left my phone.

618
00:25:58.509 --> 00:25:59.630
Went and got it back, though.

619
00:25:59.690 --> 00:26:01.130
Went and got it back. We good.

620
00:26:01.630 --> 00:26:01.890
Even.

621
00:26:02.329 --> 00:26:04.069
Another scene. Even Steven.

622
00:26:04.430 --> 00:26:04.910
Damn.

623
00:26:04.930 --> 00:26:05.269
Boom.

624
00:26:07.369 --> 00:26:09.099
Everything is everything. So....

625
00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:13.720
All right, boom, it started to dwindle down, I felt,

626
00:26:13.740 --> 00:26:17.170
a little bit. So the wife was getting all these

627
00:26:17.269 --> 00:26:20.930
dresses and shit and, you know, trying them on. All

628
00:26:20.990 --> 00:26:23.309
of them looked amazing. I'm like, well, what you got

629
00:26:23.369 --> 00:26:26.170
going on? I said, well, you know, Tish having, you know,

630
00:26:26.210 --> 00:26:30.369
her friends, she's having a prom-themed birthday party and whatnot.

631
00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:34.480
And this was true at the time. I was like, shit,

632
00:26:34.519 --> 00:26:35.880
I want to go. She was like, you going to

633
00:26:35.900 --> 00:26:40.690
go with me? I said, for sure, I'm going. Alright, boom.

634
00:26:40.710 --> 00:26:43.529
So now, you know, this plan is on the calendar.

635
00:26:43.829 --> 00:26:49.259
Adult-themed birthday party. Yeah. Which my five-year-old daughter is also

636
00:26:49.299 --> 00:26:50.019
invited to.

637
00:26:50.059 --> 00:26:51.160
Yeah, let's see, you know.

638
00:26:51.500 --> 00:26:55.319
It still made sense to me still. It is questionable,

639
00:26:55.359 --> 00:26:58.420
but to me, it was perfect. It made sense. Where

640
00:26:58.440 --> 00:27:01.180
the fuck she gonna be? With us. We good to go.

641
00:27:01.720 --> 00:27:02.150
I don't know.

642
00:27:02.730 --> 00:27:04.670
Yeah, you just asked the right question.

643
00:27:04.690 --> 00:27:05.950
You asked the good question.

644
00:27:06.509 --> 00:27:09.900
It's like, my daughter's safe. So, I don't give a fuck.

645
00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:10.319
That's right.

646
00:27:10.359 --> 00:27:11.140
We riding.

647
00:27:11.259 --> 00:27:12.039
You're not thinking.

648
00:27:12.539 --> 00:27:17.039
No, I'm not thinking nothing weird. So, all right. So,

649
00:27:17.880 --> 00:27:20.039
you know, all that set up. The day is here.

650
00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:26.109
We getting dressed. My wife is all nervous. She, you know, shit,

651
00:27:26.150 --> 00:27:31.069
we behind schedule, all kind of shit. So, we leave. Now,

652
00:27:31.150 --> 00:27:37.059
the thing about me driving is that For some reason,

653
00:27:37.099 --> 00:27:41.089
my wife and my daughter attack my driving. I drive safe.

654
00:27:41.410 --> 00:27:42.789
We always get there.

655
00:27:42.809 --> 00:27:44.170
That's the best way to fucking drive.

656
00:27:44.190 --> 00:27:46.329
That's how I drive. I don't pay attention to these

657
00:27:46.390 --> 00:27:47.390
motherfuckers around me.

658
00:27:47.430 --> 00:27:48.150
Yeah.

659
00:27:48.230 --> 00:27:49.670
I pay attention to them, but I'm not.

660
00:27:49.990 --> 00:27:52.329
I'm paying attention to see how they move.

661
00:27:52.390 --> 00:27:57.460
Yes. So I'm all worried about getting this package, my

662
00:27:57.539 --> 00:28:01.759
beautiful family, to their destination. So my wife is like,

663
00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:07.440
I mean, which way you going? Because... We late. You

664
00:28:07.460 --> 00:28:09.329
going the back way. You going this way. I need

665
00:28:09.349 --> 00:28:09.920
to know where to.

666
00:28:10.809 --> 00:28:13.750
Motherfucker, I'm going the way I'm motherfucking going. See, that's

667
00:28:13.829 --> 00:28:16.470
if your name was Tat. If your nickname was Tat.

668
00:28:16.509 --> 00:28:23.730
What'd you say? Motherfucker, I'm going the way I'm motherfucking going. See,

669
00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:28.559
the thing with me, you know, I'm always a teeter-totter

670
00:28:28.579 --> 00:28:31.420
from the edge. I'm like right there. So I try

671
00:28:31.460 --> 00:28:35.160
to maintain not saying nothing because I don't want this

672
00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:38.039
back and forth because shit get real ugly.

673
00:28:38.059 --> 00:28:41.619
Yeah, you're like, boom, let me be the voice of calmness.

674
00:28:41.809 --> 00:28:43.960
And my voice of calmness is, let me not say

675
00:28:44.009 --> 00:28:44.869
a goddamn thing.

676
00:28:44.910 --> 00:28:46.890
I'm going to go the way over here.

677
00:28:46.950 --> 00:28:48.950
I'm going this way. So is the car in front

678
00:28:48.970 --> 00:28:51.829
of us. For some reason, this is the slowest fucking

679
00:28:51.869 --> 00:28:54.309
car ever. And we on the back road, we can't

680
00:28:54.430 --> 00:28:55.930
because it's hills and curves.

681
00:28:55.970 --> 00:28:57.250
Let me tell you something, I don't do doing all

682
00:28:57.269 --> 00:29:00.130
that passing and shit. Because I look at it like,

683
00:29:00.150 --> 00:29:02.210
you know what? I ain't supposed to be up there.

684
00:29:02.710 --> 00:29:03.670
That's how I look at it.

685
00:29:03.750 --> 00:29:05.569
That slow ass car in front of me to slow

686
00:29:05.609 --> 00:29:07.349
me down. I could be up there hitting a deer

687
00:29:07.369 --> 00:29:07.619
right now.

688
00:29:07.650 --> 00:29:08.670
I'd be looking at that shit too.

689
00:29:08.690 --> 00:29:09.789
Let me sit my ass back here.

690
00:29:09.849 --> 00:29:13.480
So, It was like, that's why I can't do two lanes.

691
00:29:13.559 --> 00:29:16.589
This is her in the past. I can't do two lanes, blah, blah, blah.

692
00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:18.630
In my mind, I want to say, shit, if I

693
00:29:18.650 --> 00:29:21.170
would have went four lanes and some bullshit would have happened,

694
00:29:21.230 --> 00:29:22.930
we'd have been the same fucking predictor.

695
00:29:22.970 --> 00:29:24.490
That's what I wanted to say. But what you should

696
00:29:24.529 --> 00:29:26.549
have said was, you can't do two lanes. You need

697
00:29:26.569 --> 00:29:30.549
to get you some fucking airplane license. Because it's two

698
00:29:30.569 --> 00:29:35.009
lanes all over South Carolina. They fucking everywhere. They everywhere.

699
00:29:35.890 --> 00:29:39.119
So I'm over there in the driver's seat. I'm fucking

700
00:29:39.180 --> 00:29:41.390
like steaming. kind of. I'm like, see.

701
00:29:41.630 --> 00:29:43.509
It's bullshit. I'm about to get me a drink when

702
00:29:43.549 --> 00:29:44.549
I get to this motherfucker.

703
00:29:44.569 --> 00:29:47.769
What? I am steaming. I'm like, this is fucking garbage.

704
00:29:47.829 --> 00:29:51.170
This conversation that's going on in this fucking car is bullshit.

705
00:29:51.190 --> 00:29:52.930
Now this is what's going on in your mind.

706
00:29:52.950 --> 00:29:53.170
Yes.

707
00:29:53.190 --> 00:29:54.710
Let me tell you what's going on in my mind.

708
00:29:55.690 --> 00:29:57.809
This motherfucker talking all this shit. We going to a

709
00:29:58.069 --> 00:30:01.430
fucking prom. I could be home playing the game. I

710
00:30:01.470 --> 00:30:05.750
could be doing fucking anything. A fucking prom.

711
00:30:05.809 --> 00:30:08.519
This is exactly what I'm saying. This is exactly what

712
00:30:08.539 --> 00:30:12.220
I'm saying in my head. This is motherfucking tish. Fucking

713
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:16.579
fake ass prom. This ain't even the real fucking prom.

714
00:30:16.740 --> 00:30:18.000
It's some bullshit.

715
00:30:18.099 --> 00:30:19.500
This is what's going on in my head.

716
00:30:19.519 --> 00:30:20.849
We ain't going to no high school.

717
00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:22.150
This ain't no shit.

718
00:30:22.569 --> 00:30:24.509
Random ass place.

719
00:30:24.549 --> 00:30:27.799
Talking about a fucking prom that In my mind, I'm like,

720
00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:29.809
nobody's going to be at this bullshit.

721
00:30:29.829 --> 00:30:33.430
We're going to JCC food in the fucking Bronx. Bullshit.

722
00:30:33.849 --> 00:30:36.289
Those are the things I'm thinking. All the fucking things

723
00:30:36.410 --> 00:30:36.950
I'm thinking.

724
00:30:37.009 --> 00:30:39.390
It's fucking raining. It's bullshit.

725
00:30:39.670 --> 00:30:43.809
I'm driving. What the fuck go say? What the fuck

726
00:30:44.589 --> 00:30:47.299
go say? That car in front of us put us

727
00:30:47.440 --> 00:30:48.500
four minutes behind.

728
00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:52.700
She said that shit.

729
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:55.019
She said if I would have been driving, I'd have

730
00:30:55.039 --> 00:31:00.410
made up all them four minutes. See, now I'm like, see. See, me.

731
00:31:00.430 --> 00:31:02.380
See. I get to the point where I can't talk

732
00:31:02.420 --> 00:31:05.660
good shit. Yes. But it's like, I think my comeback

733
00:31:05.700 --> 00:31:06.779
for that would have been.

734
00:31:07.140 --> 00:31:07.599
Amazing.

735
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:11.660
No, it would have been, it would have just been gangster.

736
00:31:11.859 --> 00:31:15.049
Fuck your four minutes. I don't know, dog. Like, that's

737
00:31:15.109 --> 00:31:15.769
how I felt.

738
00:31:15.890 --> 00:31:19.849
In my mind, that was close. In my mind, I

739
00:31:19.890 --> 00:31:23.599
was saying, fuck them four minutes. Fuck all them four minutes.

740
00:31:23.619 --> 00:31:25.880
I don't give a fuck about no four minutes. In

741
00:31:26.019 --> 00:31:29.640
my mind, I'm like, it's funky four-ass minutes. This is

742
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:35.259
the whole conversation I'm having. And when I'm saying I'm pissed,

743
00:31:36.460 --> 00:31:41.480
I'm driving. I ain't said shit since we left the house. But,

744
00:31:42.140 --> 00:31:44.240
She talking about which way we going. I'm saying, I'm

745
00:31:44.299 --> 00:31:46.420
going the way I always go to Aiken. And she

746
00:31:46.460 --> 00:31:48.059
going to respond, I don't know the way you go

747
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:50.880
to Aiken. You done drove with me a fucking million times.

748
00:31:51.079 --> 00:31:51.759
You fucking know.

749
00:31:51.779 --> 00:31:52.470
She is on your ass.

750
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:57.150
Yes. I'm pissed. So we finally arrived. We finally arrived

751
00:31:57.190 --> 00:32:00.289
to the situation, bro. It's cars in the parking lot.

752
00:32:00.450 --> 00:32:03.349
I didn't see one. I saw only one car. The

753
00:32:03.390 --> 00:32:05.869
car that I parked in front of. In my mind,

754
00:32:05.910 --> 00:32:08.369
the fucking parking lot was empty. We get out.

755
00:32:08.470 --> 00:32:09.009
That's crazy.

756
00:32:09.029 --> 00:32:12.460
We get out. My wife and my daughter, they're walking.

757
00:32:13.029 --> 00:32:14.670
They said, could you get, she stopped and said, could

758
00:32:14.690 --> 00:32:16.849
you get Tish's birthday card for me out of the car?

759
00:32:16.869 --> 00:32:20.269
I was like, all right. I opened the note. And mama,

760
00:32:20.369 --> 00:32:22.049
I'm cussing. I'm like, this is some fucking bullshit.

761
00:32:22.069 --> 00:32:23.190
Bullshit, fuck all this.

762
00:32:23.630 --> 00:32:26.589
Ain't nobody here. I'm like, throw this shit. I'm like,

763
00:32:26.650 --> 00:32:29.750
ain't nobody here. Because I ain't seen a car. I

764
00:32:29.809 --> 00:32:32.950
ain't seen a car, bro. I was gone. I was like,

765
00:32:33.009 --> 00:32:35.150
ain't nobody. You're zoning the fuck out. Yes, I was like,

766
00:32:35.230 --> 00:32:38.859
ain't nobody at this stupid bullshit anyway. This is my mind.

767
00:32:38.880 --> 00:32:39.759
That's what's in your mind.

768
00:32:39.779 --> 00:32:42.829
That's in my mind. I grabbed a car. I turned around.

769
00:32:43.269 --> 00:32:45.289
They asses done left me in the parking lot.

770
00:32:45.309 --> 00:32:47.230
Even more pissed off. I'm in the parking lot. So

771
00:32:47.250 --> 00:32:48.470
I got to walk around here. I got to walk

772
00:32:48.490 --> 00:32:50.630
in this bitch by myself. I'm in the parking lot

773
00:32:50.650 --> 00:32:54.190
by myself, bro. I'm like, this some bullshit. So now

774
00:32:54.210 --> 00:32:56.849
I got to walk. I'm cussing. I was like, so

775
00:32:56.869 --> 00:32:59.230
that's what the fuck we doing? That's what we doing?

776
00:32:59.250 --> 00:33:03.109
This out loud. No, but that's good because what you're

777
00:33:03.130 --> 00:33:07.019
doing now is calming yourself down by cussing. Motherfuck this bullshit.

778
00:33:07.099 --> 00:33:09.960
Fuck all this shit. All this motherfucking shit. So when

779
00:33:09.980 --> 00:33:12.990
you get in there, you can be like, hey, T.

780
00:33:12.980 --> 00:33:16.799
Thank you for inviting me to this bullshit.

781
00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:17.819
Exactly.

782
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:19.859
So I walk in. I'm like, see, all right. This

783
00:33:19.880 --> 00:33:22.160
is what we're doing. All right. I got it. I understand.

784
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:24.250
All right. This is what we're doing. So I walk in.

785
00:33:25.730 --> 00:33:30.660
Everybody else surprised. Including your ass Bullshit.

786
00:33:30.859 --> 00:33:34.000
Now it's like The first The first thing Is this

787
00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:35.200
some Bullshit.

788
00:33:35.589 --> 00:33:40.250
Yes It's some bullshit I'm looking around I'm like Really.

789
00:33:39.930 --> 00:33:41.730
You really was walking around Lost.

790
00:33:41.410 --> 00:33:43.690
Like Yes I was I was I was like What

791
00:33:43.730 --> 00:33:45.890
the fuck What the fuck is going on I don't

792
00:33:45.910 --> 00:33:49.549
want Yeah Is this real And then So I'm in

793
00:33:49.589 --> 00:33:53.720
there Surprised Yeah you know I look around A tear

794
00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:55.119
may have Come to my.

795
00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:58.369
Eye May have May have seen you Wipe your eye Oh,

796
00:33:58.509 --> 00:34:01.170
it was an old gangster white dog. Could have been

797
00:34:01.230 --> 00:34:02.150
a neck.

798
00:34:02.470 --> 00:34:02.970
Never know.

799
00:34:03.029 --> 00:34:04.930
A neck could have flew in your eye. Get this

800
00:34:04.970 --> 00:34:05.369
man out.

801
00:34:05.430 --> 00:34:08.389
A regular person, though. A regular person might not have known,

802
00:34:08.409 --> 00:34:11.800
but yeah. Goddamn, man. Because that was a grand jester.

803
00:34:11.840 --> 00:34:13.219
It was a grand jester, man.

804
00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:15.099
And then everything made sense.

805
00:34:15.139 --> 00:34:16.099
Everything made sense.

806
00:34:16.139 --> 00:34:17.980
The dresses and all this bullshit.

807
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:22.079
Then I started replaying plain shit in my dog. This motherfucker.

808
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:24.369
That day, everybody called me.

809
00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:25.739
Damn.

810
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:29.380
That day, everybody called me. What you got going on today?

811
00:34:29.659 --> 00:34:34.030
I ain't got to go to this dumbass. No, I

812
00:34:34.030 --> 00:34:36.530
ain't calling the dumbass at the time. I was like,

813
00:34:36.550 --> 00:34:38.309
we're going to a fucking prom. We're going to get

814
00:34:38.389 --> 00:34:40.050
dressed up. We're going to an adult prom.

815
00:34:40.090 --> 00:34:40.690
Blah, blah, blah.

816
00:34:41.210 --> 00:34:43.329
All right. Everybody called me.

817
00:34:43.469 --> 00:34:46.170
That's right. I felt like I had to call you

818
00:34:46.550 --> 00:34:48.980
for it to be real. I was like, this motherfucker,

819
00:34:49.179 --> 00:34:51.440
he all fucking know I'm going to call and be like,

820
00:34:51.460 --> 00:34:54.460
what's going on? You know what I'm saying? They're like, man,

821
00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:57.530
we just left a party. We going up. I was like, oh, man,

822
00:34:57.550 --> 00:35:01.690
you ain't got no time to do shit. All right, man,

823
00:35:01.730 --> 00:35:02.690
but shit. Have fun, man.

824
00:35:02.750 --> 00:35:05.130
I am. And the thing is, once you think about

825
00:35:05.409 --> 00:35:08.460
me and the way I do shit, you start thinking,

826
00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:11.179
I really ain't even need to call this motherfucker because

827
00:35:11.480 --> 00:35:14.250
he is fucking... Don't give a fuck about shit going

828
00:35:14.349 --> 00:35:16.150
on around here.

829
00:35:16.190 --> 00:35:21.369
Yeah. Your perception is fucked up. You're not watching shit.

830
00:35:21.429 --> 00:35:23.889
No. All I do is look at what's in my

831
00:35:24.780 --> 00:35:25.440
immediate range.

832
00:35:25.460 --> 00:35:25.960
Yeah, immediate.

833
00:35:26.400 --> 00:35:28.420
Everybody's safe. Everybody's good.

834
00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:28.760
That's right.

835
00:35:29.340 --> 00:35:30.000
We moving on.

836
00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:30.340
Yep.

837
00:35:30.579 --> 00:35:31.619
So all the other shit.

838
00:35:31.639 --> 00:35:33.159
There's not no deep thinking going on.

839
00:35:33.219 --> 00:35:34.760
No, it's not. It's like, damn, what?

840
00:35:35.610 --> 00:35:37.389
What the fuck she ordering all these dresses for?

841
00:35:37.429 --> 00:35:38.130
No, no.

842
00:35:38.530 --> 00:35:41.530
Let me look this shit up on Facebook.

843
00:35:41.550 --> 00:35:44.300
No, I get there. I get there. They done left me.

844
00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:46.820
I walk to the door. Why the fuck is this

845
00:35:46.900 --> 00:35:49.920
door covered up with this fucking sheet in front of

846
00:35:49.940 --> 00:35:52.940
the door? I know why now. Because I could have

847
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.639
looked in and seen you motherfuckers. But I'm like, why

848
00:35:55.679 --> 00:35:56.079
is this?

849
00:35:56.280 --> 00:35:56.480
Yeah.

850
00:35:56.719 --> 00:35:58.739
I did think that when I got there. When I

851
00:35:58.800 --> 00:35:59.340
saw that, I was like.

852
00:35:59.380 --> 00:36:00.980
You was coming to light. The light did.

853
00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:03.829
I was like, why is this fucking covered up? It's bullshit.

854
00:36:03.929 --> 00:36:06.280
Because it's bullshit. Yeah, that's why.

855
00:36:06.329 --> 00:36:08.090
But, dog, it was great, bro. I had a great

856
00:36:08.130 --> 00:36:09.969
time celebrating.

857
00:36:10.070 --> 00:36:11.210
It was better than great.

858
00:36:11.349 --> 00:36:12.269
It was better than great.

859
00:36:12.289 --> 00:36:14.559
Yeah, that was the best little party I ever went to,

860
00:36:14.619 --> 00:36:14.920
I think.

861
00:36:15.260 --> 00:36:17.239
That's what you said. At least that's what you told

862
00:36:17.260 --> 00:36:17.659
the wife.

863
00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:19.719
I don't think you lied to the wife. It was...

864
00:36:21.070 --> 00:36:22.820
Very professionally put together. Yeah, it was.

865
00:36:22.969 --> 00:36:23.389
It was.

866
00:36:23.570 --> 00:36:26.369
You had motherfuckers and they doing their jobs. You had bartenders,

867
00:36:26.530 --> 00:36:30.130
fucking DJs, cooks. Shout out to DJ Cheeks. Shout out.

868
00:36:30.829 --> 00:36:33.809
And that shit was crazy. I was like, this shit

869
00:36:34.469 --> 00:36:38.070
is legit as fuck. And then she did that little poem.

870
00:36:38.250 --> 00:36:38.530
Yes.

871
00:36:38.909 --> 00:36:40.170
That shit was crazy.

872
00:36:40.210 --> 00:36:43.630
That was awesome. And it's like, I was glad that

873
00:36:43.670 --> 00:36:45.809
she had me doing stuff while she was doing the

874
00:36:45.829 --> 00:36:48.340
poem because... I probably would have cried for real then.

875
00:36:48.380 --> 00:36:50.079
You went up that ground? I thought you would.

876
00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:51.980
I had a little.

877
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:54.360
It was a part in it where it was longer

878
00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:57.699
than everything else before she got to the next album cover.

879
00:36:58.250 --> 00:36:59.989
And that's when I was really listening.

880
00:37:00.030 --> 00:37:01.190
Yeah, time to think.

881
00:37:01.250 --> 00:37:04.090
Yeah, and I was like, it's rough up there, man.

882
00:37:04.150 --> 00:37:06.949
I'm fighting this shit, fighting this shit. But then she

883
00:37:06.989 --> 00:37:10.340
said the group name, boom. Yeah, like you involved in it.

884
00:37:10.340 --> 00:37:13.559
You're just holding up shit. What it was, she had her.

885
00:37:16.239 --> 00:37:21.510
That's right. And she was reading it inside. Each point

886
00:37:21.550 --> 00:37:23.389
she was making, it was an R & B group.

887
00:37:23.469 --> 00:37:23.809
That's right.

888
00:37:23.849 --> 00:37:26.789
And I had these little flyers that I would hold up. Yeah,

889
00:37:26.809 --> 00:37:28.650
that I would hold up. You would hold it up. Yep. Yeah,

890
00:37:28.690 --> 00:37:29.610
and it was great. That was cool.

891
00:37:29.670 --> 00:37:30.269
It was awesome.

892
00:37:30.329 --> 00:37:31.050
It was awesome.

893
00:37:31.090 --> 00:37:31.489
I liked it.

894
00:37:31.909 --> 00:37:33.269
But yeah, I had a good time, man.

895
00:37:33.300 --> 00:37:34.019
Yeah, it was a good time.

896
00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:35.639
So it's like, and then, you know, I sit back

897
00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:38.079
and I was thinking, I was like, my wife went

898
00:37:38.139 --> 00:37:39.920
all out. She didn't have to do all this for me,

899
00:37:39.960 --> 00:37:40.699
but you know what?

900
00:37:40.739 --> 00:37:40.820
Yeah.

901
00:37:41.420 --> 00:37:42.639
Sit back and was like, you know what?

902
00:37:42.679 --> 00:37:43.199
It was great.

903
00:37:43.340 --> 00:37:47.579
It was great. You're only 50 one time. Sometimes you

904
00:37:47.619 --> 00:37:50.380
don't have your loved ones don't show you love or

905
00:37:50.420 --> 00:37:53.199
your loved ones ain't here. You can't show them love.

906
00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:55.309
That's right. I agree with everything she done.

907
00:37:55.329 --> 00:37:56.429
That was great, I think.

908
00:37:56.630 --> 00:37:58.309
So what the fuck are we going to do for

909
00:37:58.349 --> 00:37:58.989
her birthday?

910
00:37:59.690 --> 00:38:00.070
Shit.

911
00:38:00.369 --> 00:38:00.949
Don't even try.

912
00:38:00.969 --> 00:38:02.469
We have to go out in the country, dog. That's

913
00:38:02.489 --> 00:38:05.320
the only way. Dog. That's the only way you can

914
00:38:05.380 --> 00:38:07.400
try and be like, well, shit, we did go out

915
00:38:07.420 --> 00:38:07.860
of the country.

916
00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:09.820
We wasn't even around this bitch.

917
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:11.480
Ain't no need to put no party together. Your shit

918
00:38:11.980 --> 00:38:12.940
ain't nothing like that.

919
00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:13.380
I know.

920
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:14.099
It's nothing.

921
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:16.269
It's nothing. Told you, I'd have had a cook out

922
00:38:16.349 --> 00:38:17.090
of Odell.

923
00:38:18.650 --> 00:38:20.409
Hot dogs in a can and grillers.

924
00:38:20.510 --> 00:38:23.650
Hell yeah, dog. God damn it, man. I know, man.

925
00:38:23.670 --> 00:38:24.639
God damn, I'm telling you.

926
00:38:24.650 --> 00:38:26.130
I know, man. It was like, wow.

927
00:38:26.489 --> 00:38:28.409
Dog, for you to do better than that, you're going

928
00:38:28.429 --> 00:38:30.639
to have to go ahead and get some overtime in

929
00:38:30.699 --> 00:38:33.460
and literally have like a guest Star.

930
00:38:33.719 --> 00:38:34.780
Yes, superstar.

931
00:38:34.940 --> 00:38:37.360
I told him Memphis Bleak, but you can't afford Jay-Z.

932
00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:38.380
Can't afford.

933
00:38:38.400 --> 00:38:39.699
We might be getting bleak.

934
00:38:39.719 --> 00:38:41.139
Might be getting bleak.

935
00:38:41.179 --> 00:38:43.320
I know a few people, they might be kind of

936
00:38:43.340 --> 00:38:45.019
hooking up, kind of, I don't know.

937
00:38:45.489 --> 00:38:47.349
But, shit. That's tough.

938
00:38:48.570 --> 00:38:52.070
That's tough, bro. That's crazy as fuck. We might be

939
00:38:52.090 --> 00:38:53.090
getting bleak cousin.

940
00:38:53.309 --> 00:38:54.389
We might be getting bleak cousin.

941
00:38:54.429 --> 00:38:55.190
Whoever the fuck that is.

942
00:38:55.210 --> 00:38:56.909
We might be getting one of them get low motherfuckers

943
00:38:56.949 --> 00:38:57.929
he used to run around with.

944
00:38:58.070 --> 00:39:00.840
You might be getting low. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

945
00:39:00.860 --> 00:39:01.460
That's right.

946
00:39:02.349 --> 00:39:04.349
Mike didn't get Oskeno, somebody like that, no.

947
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:05.800
Mike didn't get Oskeno.

948
00:39:06.030 --> 00:39:06.699
Probably could.

949
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:07.739
Probably could.

950
00:39:07.780 --> 00:39:08.300
Goddamn, though.

951
00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:11.739
Didn't get Freeway or somebody? Might be could get Freeway.

952
00:39:11.900 --> 00:39:16.219
Might be could get Freeway. I don't know. Freeway still

953
00:39:16.239 --> 00:39:16.820
be performing, bro.

954
00:39:16.860 --> 00:39:17.699
Yeah, he still be performing.

955
00:39:17.719 --> 00:39:18.280
He taxing, bro.

956
00:39:18.460 --> 00:39:20.340
Yeah. Only way we could get that nigga is if

957
00:39:20.389 --> 00:39:21.730
he was already around.

958
00:39:21.969 --> 00:39:22.210
Yes.

959
00:39:22.250 --> 00:39:24.110
He was going to be coming through and be like, well, shit,

960
00:39:24.289 --> 00:39:25.590
I give 500, you stop too.

961
00:39:25.650 --> 00:39:29.269
I'd be like, hey, Mega, man. Call Freeway.

962
00:39:29.289 --> 00:39:31.210
Yeah, call that nigga and see what's up. Yeah, man.

963
00:39:31.389 --> 00:39:32.300
Call Little Faithful, nigga.

964
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:34.239
We can get Mega. Oh, we can get him.

965
00:39:34.260 --> 00:39:37.960
We definitely can get Mega. Yeah. But yeah, man, it

966
00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:41.079
was great, man. Champion your people. And also, like I

967
00:39:41.119 --> 00:39:44.480
said on the other episode, some of the motherfuckers you

968
00:39:44.500 --> 00:39:47.219
don't even need to fuck with because I got sued

969
00:39:47.260 --> 00:39:47.840
by my aunt.

970
00:39:48.659 --> 00:39:51.389
That's crazy. Yeah. That's why she didn't get invited.

971
00:39:51.409 --> 00:39:52.869
That's why her ass did not get invited.

972
00:39:52.889 --> 00:39:55.550
She missed that shrimp and grease. That shit was good

973
00:39:55.670 --> 00:39:57.849
as fuck. Yeah, yeah.

974
00:39:58.789 --> 00:40:02.530
Shout out to Daphne. Shout out to everybody. Everybody's involved

975
00:40:02.590 --> 00:40:03.079
in that shit.

976
00:40:03.099 --> 00:40:04.099
That shit was great, man.

977
00:40:04.199 --> 00:40:06.780
I appreciate it. I love all y'all. That shit was awesome.

978
00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:07.719
It was a great time.

979
00:40:08.539 --> 00:40:11.840
Like I said, I started replaying shit in my head. Now,

980
00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:14.719
the only vehicle I saw was the one I parked

981
00:40:14.739 --> 00:40:17.219
in front of, and it was Rod shit. Yeah. And

982
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:19.409
it was his. And I knew it was his. When

983
00:40:19.449 --> 00:40:21.070
I pulled up in front of it, I was like,

984
00:40:21.090 --> 00:40:23.570
that's Rod shit. But then I was like, why the

985
00:40:23.670 --> 00:40:26.610
fuck is Rod at Tisha's adult prom?

986
00:40:26.630 --> 00:40:29.280
But in my mind, Rod's an adult. He has a wife.

987
00:40:29.489 --> 00:40:31.420
He does. They could be there. They could.

988
00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:34.159
It makes sense to me. But of course, in your mind,

989
00:40:34.260 --> 00:40:37.840
it didn't. And then my car there, Keith's car there.

990
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:38.300
Didn't see it.

991
00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:39.719
Everybody got their car there.

992
00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:41.000
My mother got a fucking Kia Soul.

993
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:42.360
And you knew that's hers.

994
00:40:42.469 --> 00:40:43.030
And it's right there.

995
00:40:43.050 --> 00:40:43.269
That's hers.

996
00:40:44.969 --> 00:40:49.769
It's like as soon as everybody said surprise, I saw

997
00:40:49.849 --> 00:40:50.690
every car in the parking lot.

998
00:40:50.710 --> 00:40:51.409
That's crazy, dog.

999
00:40:51.449 --> 00:40:53.050
And I'm in the building now. I saw every car

1000
00:40:53.110 --> 00:40:54.469
in the parking lot. That's crazy, dog.

1001
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:56.420
That is insane. It was great, though, man. Shout out

1002
00:40:56.619 --> 00:40:59.480
to the wife. Your mind does amazing things. It does.

1003
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.300
Your mind is the most powerful computer in the world.

1004
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:04.239
Your mind felt like you needed that, and it would

1005
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:05.639
not let the surprise get to you.

1006
00:41:05.659 --> 00:41:06.940
It wouldn't. It wouldn't.

1007
00:41:07.019 --> 00:41:08.280
It was a million things.

1008
00:41:08.300 --> 00:41:10.920
Because I literally was in front of his shit.

1009
00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:14.780
Because when y'all was riding there and your four-year-old daughter

1010
00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:17.949
is in the back going with y'all. To an adult prom.

1011
00:41:17.969 --> 00:41:20.239
To an adult prom. I would have been alerted at

1012
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:22.750
that point. I'd be like, well, god damn, they're going

1013
00:41:22.769 --> 00:41:24.889
to have a little daycare or something. I'd be like, well, shit,

1014
00:41:24.929 --> 00:41:27.989
hold on. She dressed up, too. So what the fuck

1015
00:41:28.010 --> 00:41:28.329
going on?

1016
00:41:28.329 --> 00:41:30.869
I had no clue, bro. I had no clue, man.

1017
00:41:30.969 --> 00:41:33.909
Adults to the right, kids to the left. It's a

1018
00:41:33.909 --> 00:41:34.489
playground over there.

1019
00:41:35.289 --> 00:41:35.809
I don't know.

1020
00:41:35.829 --> 00:41:36.769
The playground to the left.

1021
00:41:36.789 --> 00:41:39.639
I don't know, but it was great, man. It was great.

1022
00:41:39.940 --> 00:41:41.880
Everybody did good, man. People spoke.

1023
00:41:42.409 --> 00:41:47.300
But you know what? That's... That's... motherfuckers who look too

1024
00:41:47.340 --> 00:41:49.039
deep in the shit they may miss out on.

1025
00:41:48.960 --> 00:41:50.880
Shit yes they do you're right.

1026
00:41:50.780 --> 00:41:53.199
Because you could have been an investigator motherfucker like ain't

1027
00:41:53.219 --> 00:41:55.280
none of that shit going on i looked online and

1028
00:41:55.340 --> 00:41:56.599
tish page ain't shit.

1029
00:41:56.699 --> 00:41:58.809
Ain't shit say nothing about nothing yeah the.

1030
00:41:59.030 --> 00:42:01.489
Fucking adult promised the next weekend that's why all kind

1031
00:42:01.550 --> 00:42:02.030
of shit that's.

1032
00:42:01.929 --> 00:42:03.610
Why i get got with shit like this all the

1033
00:42:03.650 --> 00:42:06.090
time that's cool though because you wouldn't have been like

1034
00:42:06.110 --> 00:42:07.889
it wouldn't have been what it was it would not

1035
00:42:07.909 --> 00:42:09.760
have been what it was though i had a fucking

1036
00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:12.769
suit on bro yeah a full suit.

1037
00:42:12.809 --> 00:42:13.170
That's right.

1038
00:42:13.769 --> 00:42:15.570
I've seen that once.

1039
00:42:15.590 --> 00:42:17.989
When you got married, that's it.

1040
00:42:18.010 --> 00:42:19.920
That was it. I had a full suit on.

1041
00:42:19.929 --> 00:42:24.550
Motherfuckers did say great things about you. People got emotional.

1042
00:42:24.570 --> 00:42:28.920
Sometimes you need that. People got emotional, though. Shakira was

1043
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:32.039
real emotional. She was like, you always had her back.

1044
00:42:32.059 --> 00:42:33.719
She couldn't name one time.

1045
00:42:33.860 --> 00:42:37.960
My daughters, because, you know, baby mama had another daughter.

1046
00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:38.679
That's right.

1047
00:42:38.780 --> 00:42:42.880
So, you know, growing up, I treated her like a daughter.

1048
00:42:43.389 --> 00:42:45.880
She pulled me to the side and said some shit.

1049
00:42:46.139 --> 00:42:46.480
Damn.

1050
00:42:46.659 --> 00:42:48.539
Yeah, because she was like, I'm not talking on the mic,

1051
00:42:48.579 --> 00:42:50.360
but she pulled me to the side and she said

1052
00:42:50.380 --> 00:42:51.940
some shit and she was crying.

1053
00:42:52.940 --> 00:42:53.460
Wow, bro.

1054
00:42:53.500 --> 00:42:56.099
I was like, wow. Had me crying a little bit.

1055
00:42:56.320 --> 00:42:58.619
That's what I'm saying. Be a good motherfucker, man.

1056
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:00.539
When you get to a certain age, that's the type

1057
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:01.019
of shit means.

1058
00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:02.559
That's it. Like, we talked about.

1059
00:43:02.820 --> 00:43:05.139
It ain't gifts and shit, but it's like, you know.

1060
00:43:05.420 --> 00:43:08.960
We talked about a few episodes back. We talked about

1061
00:43:09.059 --> 00:43:12.119
things that make you feel happy. Shit like that... Yeah.

1062
00:43:12.260 --> 00:43:14.199
Because that's how you know you're doing what you're supposed

1063
00:43:14.340 --> 00:43:15.510
to be doing. You're doing the right thing.

1064
00:43:15.530 --> 00:43:16.800
That's it, man. That's it.

1065
00:43:16.820 --> 00:43:19.170
Come over, it could be like, that nigga ain't shit.

1066
00:43:19.489 --> 00:43:20.849
It could have been one and a half people there.

1067
00:43:20.909 --> 00:43:25.409
Moral of this whole episode, don't be a shoe-stealing ass bitch.

1068
00:43:26.170 --> 00:43:26.309
And.

1069
00:43:26.800 --> 00:43:27.059
Boom.

1070
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:29.960
Follow all the sayings. Follow all the sayings.

1071
00:43:30.260 --> 00:43:30.989
Every fucking one.

1072
00:43:31.000 --> 00:43:32.940
If it look like a duck and it sound like

1073
00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:33.340
a duck.

1074
00:43:33.460 --> 00:43:35.659
It's a motherfucking duck.

1075
00:43:36.860 --> 00:43:38.340
And with that being said.

1076
00:43:41.699 --> 00:43:44.530
Make sure you follow us across all your social media platforms.

1077
00:43:44.570 --> 00:43:46.889
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1078
00:43:46.909 --> 00:43:53.179
join Grumpy Old TV on YouTube. Yeah, YouTube. YouTube and

1079
00:43:53.320 --> 00:43:56.300
once again remember to like rate subscribe tell a friend

1080
00:43:56.340 --> 00:43:59.010
to tell a friend this is a call to action.

1081
00:43:58.739 --> 00:44:00.929
To tell one more motherfucker before we beat y'all.

1082
00:44:00.909 --> 00:44:04.230
Ass yes you all fucking with your goddamn boys and

1083
00:44:04.269 --> 00:44:09.110
like I say about this time another saying if I

1084
00:44:09.489 --> 00:44:13.769
tell you that a duck can pull a truck just

1085
00:44:13.829 --> 00:44:19.630
shut up and hook the fuck up peace wrong one.

1086
00:44:20.860 --> 00:44:22.360
What's wrong with clapping?

1087
00:44:22.380 --> 00:44:23.320
What's wrong with clapping?

1088
00:44:23.679 --> 00:44:25.710
Champion yourself at all times.

1089
00:44:25.730 --> 00:44:26.690
Yeah, motherfucker.

1090
00:44:27.909 --> 00:44:28.469
Yeah.

1091
00:44:28.789 --> 00:44:29.130
Yeah.