Episode #192-“Top 10 Midlife Crisis”
Welcome to this episode of “Grumpy Old Mixtape”. It’s March and during the month of March we celebrate March Madness by breaking down brackets and lists. This episode we dive headfirst into the chaos, cringe, and occasional clarity of midlife crises....
Welcome to this episode of “Grumpy Old Mixtape”. It’s March and during the month of March we celebrate March Madness by breaking down brackets and lists. This episode we dive headfirst into the chaos, cringe, and occasional clarity of midlife crises. From impulse-buying sports cars to questionable tattoos, existential dread to sudden obsessions with kombucha brewing, we’re unpacking the top 10 midlife meltdowns that hit harder than a Monday morning.
Join us as we laugh, cry, and maybe even find a little wisdom in the mess. Whether you’re living it, avoiding it, or just here for the drama, this is your survival guide to the wild ride of midlife.
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Tune in, laugh out loud, and remember: you’re not alone in this beautifully messy journey. Let’s navigate the Midlife March Madness together! 🎧
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0:00 What up, homie? What up? We're back in this bitch one more time. Chick still has not cleared. It's okay, it's coming. Hey, I gotta I got a d M ship. Motherfuckers claim they enjoyed the show, but they say that I cuss entirely too much. You need to cut it out. You're doing You're doing too much. So what I said I'm gonna do on this episode, hmm, I'm gonna turne it down a bit. I'm gonna tone it down a bit. Okay, I ain't saying I'm not gonna cuss. I'm gonna tone it down just for the just for the people. Know what you should do, what we should do. You have a sweat, y'all. We are when you cuss, we are.
0:41 But the thing, but the thing is gonna be unexpected. You're gonna come in one day and be like, hey, let me hold ten dollars. You say, but damn, you're gonna let me know bring my quality. You're gonna come in and say, hey man, you're gonna give me ten dollars, give me a roller cords in his own on this episode, Mixed Indian kid kicks No good. Yes, Yes, Yes, Welcome to death. Yeah, old money many minutes.
1:22 Welcome. I would love to welcome y'all to another episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape. I'm your host, dub H and I'm here as always with my partner in crime, the omnipotent man Big Tie Noddle Boom. You think you think you could have been anyway to hold Worlder's. Podcast, And before we get started, to make sure y'all follows across all social media platforms. That's that Grumpy Old Mixtape across the board. Be sure to join Grumpy o TV on YouTube and remember to like, rate, subscribe, and tell a friend to tell a friend to tell one more motherfucker that you indeed fucking with you goddamn boys.
2:03 We are the two Lock Crew podcast. And why yeah, you know why because we give it to you. You're wrong, You're like, you're wrong. This is this is just an intro and I don cut six motherfuckers out already. This is the intro. Guy insane, it is it is man much. You're right, you know, you know. I just don't give a You're trying, getting. Trying one of them human, one of us have got to like be even out the ship, you know what I mean?
2:49 The ship. Yeah, even out the ship. I was listening to Ship again. It's just beginning to notice that, No, this is not crazy. I listened to the last I think it was because we were talking about the Kendricks, the Kendricks stuff, and I was just so passionate about my opinion. So I was just going and going, I think, and I listened to it. I was like, boy, there's a lot of customer giving them. I'm giving them business. So I'm gonna try down. Like I said, I'm not saying, I'm not going to cuss. I'm gonna just dialo it back just a few, a few notes, dollar back. What's good, homie, that same old thing, all right, living his life to get money again.
3:33 How's it working? Terrible? I know, I know almost like I'm hustling backwards. You're definitely hustling backwards. Yes, hey, bro, I got I got something I need to ask you all right now? Neo Okay, he's running around ship Neo. Yeah, that. I was. I was looking the worst. I was looking like Neo got like like four four girlfriends or something. That's crazy, man, Look that cool. I didn't think, so I didn't think. So I'm like, I'm watching run. He's explained it to her children. He was like, well, this one can cook for you, this one can make you cereal, this one can do I'm like that sh it ain't cool.
4:19 So you got and I hate to do this because come on, you know we're trying to sometime. You got to cuss off right now. You have to cut fucking making me cut. I agree, you have to touch right now. So what you're telling me is that Neo got four piece of bitches. Neo got a bitch for each task, and he's done. But when when when we had four of them together, you get one. Normally, when you get you a girl, she's what you would call the complete package for you for you. But he got a full piece of bitch. So you got a piece of bit You got like a one girl is a quarter bit Uh. The next was a quarter exactly, So he got like four quarter pounds.
5:02 And then when you make him a pound, get the funk out of here. Yeah, that ship is not cool. Fucking international star. You can't go find one bad bitch and you and you're fifty, you know it ain't about no bad bitch. No is this what is this? What we call this is what we call the mid life crisis. Maybe. Oh you know what, I fucking guess I ain't got four bitches. I mean, motherucker piece of bitches. They do. He shore can make some guy damn spaghetti. Come on, that's how it's going. You show can make some good ass kool aid. This bitch cleans up so well.
5:42 And this is what he's this is how he says, he explains it. To his children. Man, you're explaining this ship to your kids, fucking him up? Come on, man, yeah, come on, Neo, So yeah, I think I think he's in the mid life crisis. I think what he's in is the fucking matrix. That's not the Neo's intimate you. That's not the matrix. It's the matrix. It's his version of the matrix. It's stupid. It is stupid. You got full piece of bitches one one one is hard enough to deal with. You got four piece of one. Yeah, and and basically the way you done brought him into the situation, all of them your main bitch bitches. You stupid. That's the stupidest ship. I've heard of in my life.
6:23 Like, get you a main bitch if you gotta have more them side bitches. No, you have full main bitches. That's the dumbest ship anybody care ADU who has four main bitches? What hey, maybe he's living his life though. On the other I. Mean fucking he's before. I'm sure he probably has. Get the fuck out of here. You're full of ship in yo. I believe, I believe. But what this got me thinking because you know, this is March. Clap it up for March. Yeah, March in this motherfucker mother fucker's terrible. We can't stop, can't stop, can't stop cussing.
7:06 Can't stop, won't stop. But yeah, this is March. You know, during the month of March, we do brackets, we do lists and things of that nature. But this has got me this ship with Neo. I'm just saying, this is what Neil has got me thinking about your top ten mid life crisis. Oh that's crazy. That's I'm just saying. Sometimes we gotta, we gotta, you know, tone it down and give motherfuckers real conversation. Okay, So that's what it got me thinking, because I'm like me looking at me that that is stupid. I don't understand it, that it's not cool to me. I really don't know who thinks it's cool to see Neo walking around at fifty. I mean that. I don't think nobody really thinks it's cool.
7:57 But it got me. Nel ain't up a five eighth man, nigga, Man, all. These bitches anywhere sequence closed, So that don't help you do they all be dressed like and shit, they don't be crazy. Man, it's crazy dressing the like with four bitches dress like. So got me thinking about the top ten mid lights crack like in March. We do lists, we do brackets, we do stuff like that. So this is gonna be the first list. For March, hopefully. Top ten mid life crisis. Bron okay, top ten mid life crisis. All right, don't solve with number ten. Number ten.
8:39 You may be going through this a little bit ship career dissatisfaction. No, no, this is my career. Maybe maybe what mine is career dissolusion. Hell about there, this is my career. Let's do this. Let's phrasing then, for the sake of you, job dissatisfaction. Okay, there we go. Now I can't look now it became clear to me. Okay, yeah, now all right, because this is why it happens many people reaching point in their jobs where they feel stuck, unfulfilled. A question whether they have achieved personal goals or use that.
9:22 Oh yeah, that is not a chief person to go. I will never achieve personal goes there. The only do is check's gonna come every two weeks. I'm gonna pay all my bills and have about four dollars left. They may feel undervalued or bored in the current situation. I can't really get bored because shit crazy, but undervalue definitely, yea. The widow they don't They don't know. They got a gangster behind them behind the desk that needs to be usedst the way. They do not understand that. I feel I feel, you know, all right, number nine, this is not me person because you know I'm cool with it. Fear of aging, that's the number nine.
10:07 Ain't really scared of ship like like it's like aging is gonna happen when you stop aging. That's that's what I might be scared of that. Wake up there when you stop that's the problem. But wake up as a lot of. You're just floating, Like damn, I'm floating. That's that's my goddamn yeah. Fear of stopping aging, that's that's me. Yeah, yeah, definitely, yeah. So and it ain't really though, but I think, no, it ain't. Ain't really. I think a lot of people feel aging because they in bullshit.
10:47 Damn yeah. So you trigger it, triggers anxiety and loss of youth. You care about that ship. Like I said, motherfucker, you gotta get old. You gotta get old. That's why you made it. You get wise. All right, here we go. This is another one number eight relationship strain. I ain't got that. I don't either, not anymore. I went, there was a time in my motherfucking life what the boy was dying. But I'm damning growth, thank you, brother. That'st applaud that ship. That's applaud that ship there, brother, Cause yeah, your boy, your boy was dying out at one point. You know this and know this. But I held it together. I had to guess a long term, long term relationships or marriage may feel strenuous and unfulfilling, leader to doubts about compatibilities or desire for new romantic experiences.
11:44 I mean, I can see how that could be. Relationship straight is real ship, real ship? Motherfuckers will drive you the hell away. Yeah, And I mean that's real ship. So that's made all right. Here we go. Number seven financial regrets that I don't have. That I definitely have financially. Hell yeah, I could have did a lot of shit different. I was talking to somebody else day at the gym. I was like, just think if you knew at eighteen what you know now. But it's not a regret because it's like ship, you can't do nothing with that. Yeah, it ain't a regret. Really regrets you had him not walking around fucking depressed. Got the ball? Did you have a ball?
12:25 I had a ball, but I don't even want to have I hate that I had a ball. It was all it say. Uh man. Life often brings realization of financial mistakes when you, like you just said, you hear a certain age you sawt of thing like. Fuck, but that's but that's really losing ship because it is because you got to be a motherfucker like you know what, Yeah, I could have did some shit different, but got the now time to get on your other ship. Come on, I could have did some you know what, I fucking. Didn't me go up there and get this second job at Dollar General. Whatever the fuck you gotta do. You know what, I'm saying, but you got to think of a way.
13:05 Like you got. I'm the type of mother, But I can't sit over here and harp on problems. Now. It's a problem. It is what it is. I can't do ship about it. But what I want to do is this to get where I want to get. I got to do this now, So let me worry about that shit. Done. What I'm saying, done, and it's done. If you need to make correction, you better do it now or whatever exactly. But to say such as insignificant savings, poor investments, or assessive that this can create stress about future security, all that, but none don't bother me. I got Look, I got all that. But guess what. You don't give a fuck. You don't give a fuck. I got these pills I take in the morning. They called, I don't give a fuck. Pills. I popped one?
13:47 How many? How many takes out? How many? Does it only have to take one? Same here? I take that one in the. Morning, and what happens? I don't give all day. I wish I could bottle you up itself. It'll be just as strong. Wrong. I'm telling you, yeah, you got you got to regards because that's what that's what kills you. Yeah, that ship, that ship, what have you feel? You're aging? I ain't nothing, No, you can't all right. Number six is parental role changes. Here's here's let me say. It's as as children grow up and leave the home, you get the emptiness syndrome.
14:30 Parents may feel a loss of purpose, identity, and as a role of a caregiver, they lose it. No, I think now it's different because back back in the day, motherfuckers used to turn eighteen, your daughter be married, your son going to the army, just be oh, like nigga's gone. Now they really never leave saying your pocket, motherucker might be up the streaking up, look in your pockets. So you that. So it's like you're not even You're not even caring. You're not even gonna the road never changes. You're never gonna feel not need the motherfucker's gonna need some ship.
15:11 They are gonna need some ship. All right. Here's another one. You may be experiencing this one. Yeah, hell, I may be man. Health concerns, Oh, man, health concerns A little bit that man, Look, let me tell you tell me something. God damn man, life off. Bring all sense of health issues such as weight game, chronic pain, that knows what, hot, blood pressure, diabetes, all the buf. But this ship is that with me. I don't give a fuck, Still still ain't now. I'm trying to take care of what I got to take care of and get right. Yeah, But as far as worrying, that ship just ain't in me.
15:56 You worrying. Worrying is worrying and can concerns the same thing, though that's not the same thing for her concern because concern is controlled. Like, I'm concerned about this ship, but it's not going. To rule my life. It's not going to fucking worry. It's not gonna have me just in the house waking up in the morning crying. And ship. We got damn foot God, damn sugar. It's like, that's what that's what had your sugar got? Oh god, yeah, that's the ship had your sugar. How you got the goddamn fight. That that and your sugar high and that leads to your mental being messed up, bro, And that and that And I said this on a few episodes.
16:40 Your brain you're losing to sign. Yeah, your brain is the most powerful machine in the world. And you get to worry in it. Ain't you hear about your help a lot. It ain't hit me, it ain't. But if you pop one of those people, boy, that's the best medicine. Yeah, that sounds good man. I wish I could write prescriptions for this show. Here's another one. Number four. You might be experiencing it. You may sit back and be like, I know, I do. Fuck it. Unfulfilled dreams. Oh yeah, damn. We were just talking about this last night. A matter of. Fact, I try not to harp on it. I try to just evolved, you know what I'm saying. But yeah, I mean yeah, definitely Yeah.
17:29 Many people reached middle age and realize that haven't achieved the dreams or goals they sat out in the New US, whether it's personal, professional, or creative. Yeah. But the way that I look at ship in a way another nigga would's probably the difference between high am and the nigga that smoke a crack, because you can look at that shit and just be really fucked up, you can. But me, I look at it it's like that was just part of the path the way I'm going. Yeah, I mean shit, now, is that a cop out? Though? Definitely not. I mean, I mean, I mean, some people can look at it as a cop because you like, yeah, you know, I could have I had a chance to beat this multi millionaire, but I'm not. So that means I had to travel this way to.
18:13 Get head the details ship to me, that's that bounce back because ship I could have stopped. That's right. You can't be living in your backyard in the tenth Yeah, I got. Got plenty of room. You got plenty of room, back room plenty. I got literally be behind a tree or something like, y'all don't even see me and ship. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, definitely you're right. But yeah, unfulfilled dreams. Brother, that I ain't in me, Just that ship kind of ship just ain't in me, all right. Number three ex extential damn. Signed it out. Extential Extential, extential that ship e X, I asked, T E N T I A M.
19:05 What is it? Let me see it? Let me see the word. Right there. Existential. I think it's exists because it exists, is ex I know, so existential, That's what I said. Crisis that even knows, man, people, and you got to modified ship for you, come on, been like crisis, like don't even read that ship. Bro, Look, it's a it's a motherfucker. We both know that. You know, brought us into an organization where you know, people would come and get things that they needed and we would give it to them. Yes, such refrigerators, sofas, bed room sets, stereos wHTH you it motherfucking dry as compact or full size. Yes, but sometimes we have to take that for me. Now, the guy who trained both of us would be in the meeting. And if it's a.
20:05 Word he ain't know, just read that. She just skip over. You'll be You'll be. Look, your motherfucking be in the meeting. I don't know what the message is, bad words? You be sitting there reading alone on paper. Hey e, Just. But you know understand that concept because you know what I felt like he in his mind like time for that. And he know some. Ass he could not pronounce that ship wrong. He had to keep it because that was gonna can issue.
20:52 Had to keep moving because he had pronounced many awords wrong. Is that doing meetings? And he has gotten the business. If you don't skip over the ship. Yeah, so crisis what it says, This is what it says. A mid life often prompts deep questions about the meaning of life, purpose and legacy. Okay, maybe I mean not to a point where it will because of crisis, But I mean, of course, I think it's kind of the difference between concern and panic, Like I think about ship like that, but not to the point where I need to go see somebody, and not. To a point where it's a mid life christ that's crazy. No, I ain't did none of that. Ain't the country so that that means nothing to us. It ain't ever been to the guy damn West Coasts. Nothing to us but words we have seen. I know it was gonna be some bullysh when talking about existension, turning ship, turn the TV off, turn the TV ship Number two.
21:54 Desire for freedom. Well, you know I've always talked like a slaves of damn freedom. Financial it's a desire for for you to after years of fulfilling responsibility. Individuals may feel trapped and yearned for a sense of freedom, our adventure, just to be free. Like you know what, I don't work for twenty goddamn years. I need to fucking be out this motherfucker. What doing ship Neo doing, No cold. Bitches, that's that's the trap. He want to be free. Four piece of bitches. I can't do it, dog, but to him, just four bitches, you know, four pieces of you know what the holes is? That's fucked up. I'm sorry, y'all.
22:37 I don't want to be calling bitches holes. I meant damn. You're right now, God damn dog. Basically, Monique gonna kick our ass for all these words. We fucking up in here. Man. Oh but we got you see that. It's cool though, because we got the solution. So in the coming episodes we'll have uh jar that will be so we'll be mindful of cussing. See the day ain't. Talking about cussing. I'm talking about words like it's extential. If you can read, you can read some words. I don't know what the fuck saying we she said, she said we embarrassed on this Motherfuckernna. You're just gonna be embarrassed. Man.
23:22 Sometimes turn this ship off. It's gonna get more embarrassing. I'm telling you, this ship crazy. All right. Here's that. This is the number one minute life crisis, the fear of irrelevance, you don't matter. Mid life often brings a sense of left behind as a younger generation is raised This can lead to feeling to a feeling of obscurity or lack of reliance in society. So nobody's relying on you. You're not relevant anymore. Your best life. I say like you, I feel like I'm like in my own lane, and that's where I'm at.
24:05 Like I ain't got to see I don't see half of the bullshit people see, because you know why, I'm living in my own little lane. Yes, you don't even come to funk over here, Like if I don't invite you into the lane, don't even come to the lane. Yeah, what the I feel? I feel the same. I feel. It's like reading, reading and going through these I don't think I'm going to go through me. No, definitely not. I definitely beat that just with my mindset. Here here, here are some things you may you may want to do to get a impulsive tattoo, Like all of a sudden, you just like, you know what that if we go that here we go. These are just the things. Things are just people like you know what I might do that. I might be I might still do that ship, I might sit up there fifty three.
24:51 Give me a little oozy or something on my phone, like a little no, I don't. I want to. I want to be at a spot where if I want you to see it, you can, but if I don't on the smaller your back. No, I'm just saying that's what you're saying, maybe across my stomach. But it's good, like the last draw exactly. Exactly, Yeah, another one they got. See your mouth. I'm done, don't. That's that's terrible, terrible.
25:39 All right. The purchase of a sports car. No, I mean, it's crazy, ship wasting my money on the cutting, But what am I racing that? Bitch? Am I reatting it out for me? It's like, dude, honestly, that be like a big purchase for motherfucker going through a mill. Like christis they all of a sudden have a fucking. That because them the motherfuckers who got like all the other problems you talking about, they got all this ship. They all fucked up in the mind though, like you, you want to live a life. I don't know what. Maybe it's good that we did whatever we did when we did. Maybe that was helped. I think that we ain't have a mind life. Christ we had a teenage to adult crisis and we fun bullshit though it was great it was also it was greatness.
26:27 I mean ship, it is what it is, right, Maybe that's how it should be. Like bullshit, this bullshit, that's what team bullshit. That's what it was. The bullshit till you get to the point, you know, let me get. My god damn I god do crazy got goddamn child, Maybe it's maybe it's time to stop the bullsh right. But out of yeah, reading these, I'm not I don't believe I'm going through a mid life crisis. But that ain't none of the ship. It's like all that ship, man. I'm not getting no damn corvette. So all right, what's something that you would never have thought about doing young? But now you're like, I think I want to do that ship?
27:09 Taking care of my feet. I'm talking old ship right now. This is grummy old mastaate, but mother fuck, you gotta take care of your feet. I wish I started going to a podiatrist in my twenties and then going to them Chinese people, to letting them do whatever the fuck they be doing in that water. Let them do that, because you got to really take care of your feet, Like I gotta. The way that I walk is up, and that could suck up your feet because I have flat feet. Didn't know I should have been wearing special shoes for this would have had no problems that I have now with my feet. Now I got the god damn correct everything, when when before I could have just prevented it.
27:52 You're right, because it's harder than fucking correct ship, especially when you're old. Because like I have flat feet as well, and my daughter to us too. But they said up to the age of seven, I believe it can be corrected. So just by insola so she. Can grow art that right. So yeah, man, we should have been called the flat liners or something wow because we got flat feet. The Flat Feet Podcast coming to arena near you soon. No, we shouldn't flat FFP, God damn. So take care of your goddamn feet, that's what you so?
28:38 What you what you want? What you say something. Something that I didn't think about doing. You want to do fucking now, I don't know, I don't know, just I don't know, bro, Just take this, take care of myself all around? Really well you old as fun, bro. But the way we're talking right now, but we never like I mean, taking care of yourself was soft ship like ship? What the you taking care of yourself. What you gonna need? What the what green beans? You gotta salad? That nigga game, that nigga.
29:20 Like flowers grew up up, It's like. You know the way that went during the time we grew up. You had to be hard, Like even if you're really hard, you. Had to kind of a hard. You couldn't be no bitch. You definitely could not be nod because you would be bitch. Bit stout. You gonna slap this niggain't gonna donna do goddamn thing. Yeah, you're right, you're right. So that there just yeah, just that man, because that did a lot of stuff, you know what I'm saying Like that. Yeah, it's like I never I never had, never had like I want no ship, Like I want to go fucking deep sea diving, a Scotch diving.
30:02 I'm good. Walk the Great Wall of China. Anybody China be cool, but I said, go it going to be cool. Walk in the wall like millions of miles. Motherfuckers walk on it. I ain't say walk the whole. That might be cool, but I don't have a. Desire to saving every penny China to walk the wall, walk put my f feet against the gravel. I want to go to the jungles of Vietnam. And you know something I always wanted to do. It's not nothing new. Kind of want to go to Australia. Austral you kind of fucked up. They got a lot of spiders and ship over there. They got big ship over make over.
30:43 So let me let's say this things that you wanted to do but now you don't want to do it. Australia. Yeah, you get in the water, shark gonna get you, You get in a creek, the crocodile gonna get you, and if you get anywhere else one of these big ass fucking insects gonna eat. Yes, I'm good. Yeah, yeah, you never want to do. So what's something some ship you've let go since you became older? Like rapping? Rapping? I got them bars, so I. Definitely got them bars. Me. I would love to make like a secret album just for listen to. Yeah, no, I know me too, But there's so much goddamn work I'm speaking of ship man.
31:25 That's not just for you to make it and have it to listen to. You ain't even really got to mix it down. But you get the motherfucker to mix it down. Ship. I got a motherfucking engineering school. He mixed it down free propper, just because here in school for you, right man rapping. But but I guarantee though, like just randomly through the day, you'll think about four bars. You'll be like, God, damn, I was thinking about that's how this happens every fucking day. I was gonna talk about, Yeah, that's the ship. You can't really let go as far as like we done. We did that ship so long, it's in us, Like this ship is gonna happen.
32:06 I sit back and be like, boy, I said, don't let me be listening to some ship. Boy, did you did you what I just said? That's something that's gonna happen. I have not I don't have a want for that. No, no, no, like I said, only I only rap on it. This one person called me and say I want you to wrap on it. That's it. That's it. You called me, He called me. Noa no jugger, Nope, mega. Come. Megan called me and be like, I want you on this ship. You're gonna jump on I dust it off. That's it. She ain't got as man notebooks.
32:48 Damn the writing poetry. All right, jail to get it out, like, because I can't leave it in there. This ships gonna be fucking with me, Like, damn it, man, I feel you remin this, but I'm not going I'm not gonna no jump out there. And it's fucked up because when people see you that ask you're still rapping. That's the crazy that not if you're still rapping, motherfuckers. Be like when y'all got something, when you got something, you got something coming out, that's just come on now. That's just influmenttion influential. We were in the hood. He said this great hand My goddamn, you don't want to hit him great balls. You're want to h him old balls. Because that's that's how much ship we told up.
33:32 All I can give is that's. That's just how much ship we told down. Bro. We to re raise hell. I'm sorry, guys were reminiscing over here. Reminisce over you, my god. But yeah, like what I was going to talk about though, with the with the rap ship, it was like all right, going growing up, rapping and all that ship. You know me, I didn't give a fuck about a beef. I would say anything to any guy I never parted no ship, but I would say anything to anybody about that ship, right, And I love I love the goddamn beef. But since this fucking and this is the last time I'm talking about this ship, since this Kendrick and Drake ship, I hate fucking beef. I don't want to hear that ship no more from nobody. The best, the best ship that came out of this ship, and I don't even fuck with J Cole, was Jacole not getting involved with that ship.
34:26 This ship is going, it is going on damn neill over year with J. Cole getting involved but then uninvolved in itself. Yes, that was the best ship because it's like, I don't give a fuck that he did that. I don't even be like, because you ain't no real rapper you, I don't give him that. I don't give a fuck no more. Bro. At first, I was like, I'm on cold because that ship is the bullshit. Yeah, that's like beefing with a nigga in the street. Yeah, now you got to move all different ship. Yes, bulls, Yes, it is bullshit and and that and that in the social media every era. That's what that's what turned, that's what turned this beef into that because back when motherfuckers say this ship and that you don't know nothing behind the.
35:12 Scenes much, there's too much information. It's too much ship now so and now it's like because Jacob he dropped something clouds or something he dropped and he was rapping, you know, talking talking about he do this to this person MC's and he's that motherfucker and no mother was like, well, you didn't even you didn't even when you got called out, you didn't even step into this. You can't say this dog. Let's let's get it clear. Bro, I don't funk with Jacob, but ball for baar, I don't even fuck. You're not fucking with Jacob. You're not fucking and I don't fuck with Jacob, but bar for bar, you are not fucking with him. And I look at it when he's rapping and he's saying how nice he is and MCS can't do this, and that he's talking to every fucking body you don't have.
36:00 You don't have to be pointed out like, nah, you didn't step in the ring, because that's hip hop. Bro, that ain't fucking hip hop to me no more. But you know, I think it's I think it's because the beef thing is a younger generation thing because I'm saying know what I'm saying, because when when Pop went after Biggie as it's god damn. When when when Q when Q retaliated back against n w A, it was like. God damn yes. But now it's like it's some bullsh it. Is working together and maybe that's a maybe that's a mid life crisis thing. You want everybody to work together. Now, everybody needs work together, need to squash that ship. We just some old Niggasga up, nigga, shut up.
36:56 You call me the restaurant or something. He called me something O g. Same thing. But I was cool. I was like ship, oh gee, ship original gangs. Mama made it. I'm looking across I'm looking across the table at miss Nigge. She's fucking laughing, yeah, because it's me, a whole nother me to her. He just said, you old motherfuckers. Yeah, your old bitch. When I when she talks about it, that's the feeling I get. It's a look in her eye. That just saying that's where we are now, man, that's where we at. But but yeah, for real, like baffle ball, you're not fucking with Jake. That's thing too, You're not fucking with him, bro. Just when he raps and he says this, he is talking about every fucking body.
37:43 If you put that on Instagram, you're gonna get a lot of disagreeable ship. Yes, baffle ball ja. Kendrick can't hold off. He can't hold he. Can't he a boom Bank ship. He can't. Brother. But but Kendrick gets so revolution in there though. Yeah, he's so woke. He brings, he brings the people. Yeah, is his fans just overwoke. The fans are overwhoke. I think his fans say ship that it don't even mean because I don't ever see Kendrick ever explaining his lyrics. I think I think what he do now, he does this better than probably any rapper. He makes lyrics that can be like people, can be like the depth with the definition of the meaning, the meaning, the meaning can be conscrewed. Can you see what I'm saying?
38:34 So out there? And you hey, whatever he mean, I feel he meant this, you know. And that that is some great ship. Use fans, God damn. It dictate whatever the going and you ain't saying nothing. And that's why and that's why this fucking been going on almost a year. Now. That's it, bro. You didn't even authorize now you know back in the day, to Atie. Used to cause a lot of year full of ship. God damn fully thank you, Jacob. I apologize. I apologize because when it first happened, he was a bitch. You gave you the bullshit up, man, But fuck man, this ship is cooling now.
39:21 Players funk up. This just just just go by the balls, man. Mother, you're not fucking with Jacob, And appreciate you for not getting involved in that dumb ship because I'm tired, all right. One last thing, mid life prices. It ain't even mad life prices, is what it is. You might not even want to talk about this because it's some bullshit. It is some bullship that I'm even embarrassed to bring up. Holy for Noah, Holy damn, because this is serious. Oh I'm just crazy here, Rick Tyl. This funk you no get it twisted. Maybe one day we'll talk about that, but not not now. All right, ass wiping, Okay, you have trouble at times, you.
40:19 Have trouble wiping my ass. Yeah, I don't have trouble, but I got some ship I can say about the ass question. That's why we're here, okay, because it should be happening in ass wiping. So this is fun. What's been going as fucked up right now? And it's crazy, It is crazy, but okay, it's certain type of movements you can have that less wiping is gonna have to go on love them boom a ship. Good Yeah, damn damn they ain't. You got to exactly. But then it's like I don't know if it's something you eat or what I have a pinpoint of it yet because I hate it. But sometimes you have a movement and I call it. It's what I like to call that forever white.
41:07 It's never it never ends. It never is. You just end up saying, you know what, fuck it, I and did what I can do and get in the shower you got and what of the ads? And it's fucked up? Stick Sometimes you got to do that. This is fucked up, bro, And don't and don't act like everyone listening is not experiencing this ship. Yes, because everybody's experiencing this ship. You're a certain you sit here, you wipe it, and it's usually after you take a good ship where it's like because those are considered good ships when you get. Well, you know what, that is the definition of a good one. That but really not so it's when it's all together and boom, it's long, it's good size. It come out a lot of times that don't have a lot of white, but it's a it's a certain consistency of ship. Yeah, that's crazy, that ship. It is what it is when you come out and you be like goodhead till you go to wife and he's just.
42:10 Dog, you dog, you're white, and just looking at it, you know you ain't done. You're like fuck, you. Know, you know the first I'm gonna be up. Probably I'm cool with that. But you can look at it and tail like by the tenth white though, say fuck it, man, it is what it is. It is what it is. And have you resorted to using whites? Yes, okay, well you know do what you gotta do. You know what you need now? Of the today one of them. Like that ain't gonna work. That's gonna work. You just said no, I can just pitch it shooting one. Yeah, you'll get that. Exis for my right, get right, that'll work.
42:52 I mightn't need to do that nobody. It's like you get It's like you can buy attachments to your ship to your toilet and then to turn into one with that. I might need to do that, they'll say when the podcast jump off, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna get me up to day. Yeah, because she is terrible, because. It on your hands, because you get wild. You don't know. You just don't know. You don't be knowing, you don't be knowing. I mean, I've got ship on my hands, but recently on your hands is not regularly. But I'm just saying you just like I'm thinking, like on your hands every time ship.
43:36 Me on your hands. Be on your hands, bro't be on my hands. Make sure I got a good amount of tissue. I know exactly. I've been shipping a long time. How to place it. And you got to make sure you wipe your. Complete ass, like all the way up. I don't think. Because you're funking around and you're pushing ship up, you gotta think you got the whole ship in your bully top of you ass. Stupid. It's fun. Ship is fucked up, man, But this ship got to come out. He got to come out. She got to come out. It's like, because that's where we're at with my daughter right now. She's going through that ship.
44:17 Because it's like, I don't understand. Motherfuckers at school be like all right, once they hit four, they independent the on they God damn on. She come back to the high We got his shoes on. The fuck I went up there. I was like, do y'all wipe these chilling asses? What's happening now? What's happening? No? They you know, they they gotta do it well. They don't even go to the bathroom by themselves. What the fuck are you talking about? But it is what I understand. I understand, so, but yeah, I just I just want to Yeah, we're working. I just wanted to ask that though, cause it's like, Bro, you sit there, you're wipe, you're wipe and white, and then get in the shower and you're cleaning your ass and this fucked up.
44:58 Still it's bad news, bro, I will it's crazy. It is what it is, man. I know exactly what you're talking about, and I've experienced that for what I do. Just to make sure, just to make sure before I get in the shower. There's some old people just up here fucked up. I do that. I be like, ship, I don't want to fuck up my good rags. Yeah, I'm yeah, because that's but that ship just fuck up your whole showery damn now, ship. Now that's. That's why some white people don't use rags and just think how that ass is wrong, ass wrong, Look, get out the shower in there. Still your nasty motherfucking you don't use a rag. That's my poor people with poor people got clean asses. You walk around here with a raw ass. Got to put some of that guy there and brown and brown vascinated that.
46:02 As I know it's crazy, but. I'm just saying, after that crazy motherfucker ship. What it is? What it is? Man, I just had to know. Man, that's like, that's a real conversation. I feel like that's something that really can help you. Yes, that's really we really haven't game. We haven't give us. That is so I know some people who take a ship and immediately take a shower after every time they ship. What the fuck? I can't do that. I'm not going to do that.
46:43 Only people I know do that is women, And yeah, that's I need them do that, mother and be just like god, damn, what this is. What this is? What? No, No, you don't want that. Yeah, you can't have that. You can't have that. Man, it's fucked up, bro, is what it is? What it is? Man, that's that's that's it. I just want I just wanted to know people need to be able to talk about stuff like this at a grumpy old age. You got to you gotta, you gotta everybody just. Make make sure you wipe your ass the grumpy way and to complete it. There is no complete, can't be you gotta maybe you know, I think I know that.
47:35 But anyway, I was thinking that sometimes you know, you ship, you do and it's just time to get up. Yes, but yes, maybe it's not is no, Broye, it's. Sucking not Sometimes you get on of that motherfucker and you go and I'm like, bro, I'm not pushing this hard no more. That's it. Fuck it, that's the problem. You push it to. You gotta let that thing cook. Let that thing cook. And then look you you you're trying as soon as you feel like I have to ship. No, I know my style. I know I'm gonna have to check with me. Let this thing cook up a little.
48:18 What you're saying, what you're saying is right. Sometimes it is like that, like I got to shit, but sometimes I got a ship, but I know that ship ain't ready and I and then I get in there, I'm like, what the fuck? And then you know what I feel too. I need more fire than the diad must be. If I can have no, that ain't it. If I can have one good fart at the completion, you think everything, go ahead, knock everything. It'll blow everything into the toilet. But you know, like what it is? Okay. So if I go to the movies, if I get popcorn with the butter, yeah, it's gonna be a blowout. I don't know why they god damn butter they putting on there. It's not regulation. So that's a blowout. Go in the bathroom, you wipe after that, three wipes, tops that thing, just out like it's cleaning, y'all. A lot of times use the bathroom and don't clean you completely out. Yeah, that's why it's still more in there. You cut off ship, shout that bullshit. You can't do that.
49:18 Bush, turn in your paints. It's fun ump y'all. Fucked up, y'all act like you're probably thinking, why the fuck? No, we're telling, we're talking about this. Cousin is concerned. We don't want you out that wild motherfuckers. No, they don't know. Yeah you you you sitting right there right now on your phone. If you if you're a chicken, you don't know your man? No, nasty's terrible man. That's rough man. Damn, that's all I got, bro. I just I just need it. I just need it.
50:02 Maybe one of the most Cussworth Field episodes of all time. Once it got to talking about ship, you got a little out of hand. But it is what it is. We old, we old. That's that's how we communicate. Cuts, words and grunts. Damn, I'm walking around the house. I gotta goddamn three old called me old man all day long. Hey, old man all. Day You ain't doing nothing. No man, Damn, it's rough right here, but it is what it is. Along with her mother. All right, got anything else for the bee before we get up out of here. All right, quit your job. Life will be better. Damn. I feel like life would be better if you put your.
50:47 Sep in the tent. That's crazy. Didn't talk, it's crazy talk. Don't live. Don't live in a t don't live in a tent without a job. You got a job, do what you got to do to you can do what you want. That's a good one. That's a good all right. Yeah, there's been another episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape. Make sure you all follows across the social media episodem, social. Media places, platforms. There we go this ship talk ship talk man. I neither now it's nap time. Goddamn what they call it.
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