Episode #189-“F’Your Resolution”
🎉 Tag Team back again, GRUMPIES! 😡 In our inaugural (pun totally intended) episode of 2025, we’re diving deep into the world of New Year’s resolutions! 🥳 Get ready as we sift through the top 10 most worthless resolutions that everyone pretends to care...
🎉 Tag Team back again, GRUMPIES! 😡 In our inaugural (pun totally intended) episode of 2025, we’re diving deep into the world of New Year’s resolutions! 🥳 Get ready as we sift through the top 10 most worthless resolutions that everyone pretends to care about, and the 10 popular ones that might just get you through the year (or at least until February)! 💪😂
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0:00 What up, homie? What up? What up? Pay? We're back. We're finally back. The New Year has crunk up with a vengeance. Yes, and we're back. And I got a question for you all right. Have you ever had somebody come up to you and be like, you know, this year, I'm a blah blah blah, and in your mind you're like, man, shut up all the time. I got a story to tell you ship, and we're gonna go over to some of that ship on this episode a Grumpy Oh mixed tag kid kicks No good, Yes, Yes, Yes, I would love to welcome you all to the first episode of New Year Grumpy Old Mixtape. I'm your host, dub h and I'm here as always with my gun yours then.
1:03 Peccable Man, the Dynamic, theam Big Tie. I like it. Thank you think you think you think you could have been? Where? Hold and tell your world to come and sit in with your motherfucking boys, the diabolical Whoa. And before we get started, to make sure you follow across all social media platforms that's at Grumpy Old Mixtape across the board. Be sure to join Grumpy Old TV on YouTube and remember to like, rate, subscribe, and tell a friend to tell a friend to tell one more motherfucker. Yeah that you're on d fucking with your God damn boy, it's another round of applause for the New year. Man.
1:43 Yeah, shit's crazy. It's crazy. What's been good, brother and ship? Nothing? Nothing, nothing at all, zero mean life, you know, just doing what I do. Man, Sometimes you gotta wake up and kick life square in the middle of his ass. M just like you know, wake up in the morning. Think about that kick in the middle of his ass. I'm just trying to figure out how that works, just trying. Would that involved? Try it? Just get up and kick, fuck up your knee, fuck it. As long as his life is on the other end of that's for square in the middle of his ass. It's not like quitting my job. Man, They go for it. If that's what that's what life, kicking life and the ass and tail.
2:29 That definitely would be a kicking light's ass because it's changed things. Be kicking your ass a little bit too, kick man, start off. A little start off rocky. It's gonna start off the rocky ship. Oh man. Man, he speaking of the New Year's Like I said, I got a quick story, Okay, cool, all right, somebody there. I know. I'm not gonna say their names, okay, but he came out speaking to him. He was like, you know what, Dub, this year, I'm gonna just be a better person.
3:12 God damn. That I do. To man, it sounds like some good ship to say, right, sound like great ship to say. It is great. I agree with that. But in my mind I looked at this motherfucker I've known for years and said you was a he was a dirty bastard, and you ain't never gonnage what I said. In my head, I was like, dog, I know you, Yeah, you ain't worth for good? Does sound great? And you and you you want people to grow in that way you reach a certain certain spot in life and you're like, you know what it's for grow.
3:54 I'm done. I'm done with the bullshit, okay. But this particular motherfucker, bro, he don't make it. In my head, this is all you saw. Just another one big head sha another that. As dirty mother. He's a dirty bastard. Where anybody could changed, man, you're. Right, anybody could changed, but this mother, bro, Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what he done anything to not just to know that he's not changed yet as as as of that, you know. As of like so far this year, Yes, no, not that I. Know, because see this is how I thought the story was gonna go. So my homeboy was like, yeah, man, this year, I'm gonna just be a better fucking person.
4:34 Man, that's great, that's great. Applaud again. Better person. I love him. I love it. That's okay. That's what thing. I was like, Man, ain't no motherfucking away. I pick up the goddamn Jared for you know that double homicide. Yeah, yeah it was. I was like, I ain't getting that. But you know, okay, the years young, we got s. We gotta live in more of these motherfuckers. I hope I do too. I do too, But I know this motherfucker. And you gotta start somewhere. You got this dirty bitch. You gotta start saying it. You gotta speak to exist.
5:16 You got to believe it first you do, and then you know it can happen. You definitely must speaking into existence that you know what, I'm gonna be a better person. Yeah, you gotta say it. Got awake them and say it every day. That's right. But I think that motherfucker said that one time to me and that's a rap. I feel like he's a dirty bitch. I feel like if he listened to R. Kelly, I can fly every day. Sometimes, No, that ain't even you know, it's not a good you know, hold on, not that song. It's not even like Mike. Because they ain't even a good fucking I feel like. That's a good motivational song though, you like, I feel like R. Kelly ain't listening to that song. And R Kelly exactly that's what. But I feel like if your homeboy listened to it, sometimes I feel like he's me.
6:01 You're right, You're right, Mike, Mike ain't nothing but the damn drunk Mike Jordan, Mike jan. Oh yeah, but he I mean, but you know he can't. Rich though I don't even know. It's like it's it's a difference in being a public drunk and they say he drink a lot. You know what I'm saying. You know what the fun you want to do outside in his quarters? Yeah, your problem, motherfuckers, bring that ship outside and be just drunk in trouble. Yeah, you get outside. I want to dry that goddamn Porsche. You drunk and you can't crank that motherfucker up.
6:41 That bitch and wrap it around somebody exactly. But if you just drinking and fucking yourself up, I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's fucked up for your family, but you're not. But you're not, you're not harm in mind in the process. Kids up and drunk all the time, yes, but I feel. Like it's like you're just drunk and all of a sudden, you in the backhanded ship. He was gone. I feel like he probably was gone their whole childhood playing basketball and ship. So maybe he went home drinking like that. Yeah that but but you see what but you see damn got man that the Olympics markets with that booger sugar.
7:23 I mean it's tough. Everybody got a vice, I guess. Fuck man, But if he don't give a fuck. He all like face look like he was a goddamn restaurant away. All over his face. Come on, man, that's a part of lunch a breakfast is so let me get a b l T, a large orgy. And a line of lot of your finest cochin on a corner on some coke man and a few lines of your finest. Co That's crazy, that's crazy. Well maybe yeah, Well, man may mean you shouldn't be drinking like that, right kids, and ship man, that ship could have a negative fake damn.
8:06 A know, bro, this motherfucker I'm talking about, we're gonna have to see. Let me ask you this, who you think? Who you think? Okay, you're a kid, all right, You know you think you can pick your parents. You already picked your mother, all right, So for your father, you got two choices. Michael Jordan's Michael Jordan's or r Kelly? Who you who you're growing up with? Under the tutelage of. I'm growing up with Mike. Mike Jordan's me, Kelly can play basketball too, Hell, Kelly. I don't want to be my goddamn household.
8:46 That motherfucker while in the basement getting it on, and they ain't stop it til six in them. Speaking of Snoop, Speaking of Snoop, Fucking Snoop was in into some hot water this past week or so, they said, motherfucker, say he performed at the the Trump inauguration, theogleation, whatever the fuck say he performed there. Okay, so you know they brought up old ship way. Snoop said, if you perform at this inauguration. You ain't nothing butter cool. Cool. Now let's go one, say Snoop perform at the inauguration?
9:29 What do you do? What do you feel about him performed? If he did. Initially I was like, who give a fuck? That manet that that man get that money. He can do what the you want to do. But then when I seen the video, I was like, hold the funk up him saying you can't say that ship and they didn't do it. Yeah, but then I got other information. Yes, all right now same with me, Same with me. It's like if he if he performed, I'm like, I was like, what you want to do? And then I was like, damn. I saw the video of him saying all the ship and then I was like, you know what, I still don't give a fuck. I don't give a up, but I'm like, don't be crucifying. Other motherfuckers were getting that bad. Your black ass don't want up and got it.
10:12 But what But but the thing is, Snoop Dogg did not perform. This is terrible. It is terrible. Now what it is now you know Snoop is big in the crypto. Snooper is was like one of the first rappers in the crypto. He pulled his entire catalog off and put it in fucking cyber space and you can only get it through crypto through his ship. Wow, that's crazy. Made millions on top of means with that ship. That's crazy. So he's real big into that ship. So he performed. It was this Crypto Bowl, Crypto Ball, Crypto Bowl. Like the Super Bowl. I was like, damn, damn, but yeah, it's a crypto ball.
10:54 Different crypto companies get together and the snoops performing and all kinds of it there. Now the invitations. Donald Trump name was on the invitation because he has a new crypto that he released at the inauguration, so boom that was there, and Snoop took a picture with a motherfucker who was there, had made America great again, had on Snoop took a picture with him, and it all looks like a big inauguration ship, but it wasn't. It wasn't. Man. Now, on the other hand, Nelly oh Man performed at the inauguration, so them jumping on Snoop for performing at a crypto ship is not the same as Nelly.
11:45 At the end, I think they were just waiting for somebody was just waiting for Snoop to do anything so they could just be like that nigga. Yeah they don't. Why don't you like Snoop exactly? The greatest happy Snoop is safe. I know what it is. With so much drummer in the l b C. It's kind of hard being Snoop deal double. G you know what. That says it all. That says it all. But it's like, but you know, hold on, let me tell you something though. It's crazy that ship crazy though, because somehow, some way he still keep coming up with funky as ship like every single day. But it's stupid, and it's like, why this is going on?
12:29 You got Elon Musk up there throwing up Nazi signs at motherfucker all and through this, uh, the Trump administration and already got rid of the bill that prohibits employee employers to discriminate because of race and on the in the hiring process. They got rid of that ship. They're like, you know, if you don't, if you don't want them there because they got damn Mexican fuck it. I think they already been doing that anyway, I do too, I do too, And they see yeah, you're black ass. Your name was Robert Walters or something. They thought it was white. You bring your ass in there, like, God damn this.
13:13 Nigga motherfucker, motherfucking and give you a call. I mean, I mean Robert, Robert. Yeah, they've been doing that, they've been doing. But I'm just now but my whole, my whole point is through all that bullshit, the Snoop Dogg and Nellie and motherfucking yes, and then in the back, you got these motherfuckers doing the real fucking to you, and. It's all good. They have they already passed. That's done. That's done because I know, like also, you know, they got the diversity inclusion, the divisions and like the federal government supposedly they have put all the motherfuckers on pay leave mm hmm, and like the next step is layoff, but I heard that that wasn't complete yet, so they have to vote on that ship to really just get rid of that shit.
14:09 Wow. But I mean, fuck, if you if you ain't got the if you basically don't give a fuck about motherfucker discriminate the mother guess the motherfuck on that job, why would you need that? Why would you need diversity and inclusion. Yeah, because what it says, it says Trump revolts nineteen sixty five Civil rights all that prohibits, Yes, that prohibits employment discrimination based on race, color, religion, and national or it's crazy. So you know, I mean all y'all, it's like my only thing. My thing is like, you know what, fuck it? But we so god damned fucked up out here that we don't see what the fuck going on now, because at the end of the day, I'm like, great, great, y'all do this, and let's get back the owning businesses and supporting our businesses exactly because niggas.
14:56 Too many distractions too. We got to see Snoop. We gotta see some dog and we got to talk about Snoop Dog. We gotta talk about Neil Nearly on a towards saying all kinds of ship like what they it was. I think it was on Willy d podcast and Willie he was asking him why he was performing that thing. He was talking too much. Nearly he shouldn't even say it. No, he shouldn't. He shouldn't because I did. Know what I said, Yeah, what's popping in the night that that's what James Brown would have said, James Brown, that fucked up question of n b C in the eighties.
15:38 Dog, And that's what I guess, what answer everything? He ain't getting No answers for that man. No answer all they got with James fun up Jane has a motherfucking here a drunk or something. And that's stupid. It's like, because you made the decision, why the fuck you feeling explained ship to anybody? You shouldn't feel that's the problem. That's because it ain't that you got displaying to nobody. But he he he must. Have been he must have felt like he must like up now he got displayed. He talking about, Yeah, showed me. The proof with Trump? With Trump, what was racist? Many?
16:19 I don't. I really always felt like Trump was racist, But I feel like he said a bunch of racist ship. He said a lot of It's like and it's it's only been since the whole presidential thing. Like you know, before Trump was almost a rapper. He was close. He was like right, it almost was a Trump record label probably, But the fucker he he even said that, he even said what he was gonna do before he did the presidential ship, and then when he did it, he really jumped in that ship one hundred percent did he did? He did? Yeah, So I mean the nigga's playing a great role and Trump and in your let me ask you this, in your opinion, if role what a nigga, No go, no man, Welcome to death.
17:03 Fro stop. That's that's how okay, okay, yeah, straight it okay. Anyway, God damn here listen. So if if I say he ain't racist, he always out here promoting racist ship. He's definitely exactly That's what it's like. Once he said that, once he said the one racist ship. When he started running and saw the response, he guy. But even before that, Trump was Trump was damn fucking not letting any of us stay in any of his properties he had, like apartments and ship. He was like he was doing he been doing ship. It's just it's just he liked rap too.
17:46 You can be racist and like. Definitely rap, and that probably helped with your racism because when you when you like really mad at motherfuckers, you just picked like a song they got a lot of niggas in it or something nigga did fucking nigga, because yeah, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. I mean, you know what I'm saying, Like, we got plenty of songs out. There with its plenty other bro it's plity that fun for far as the Elon Musk salute to Hitler. What do you feel about that? Give me because I beat Elon Musk. You think I put hands on that nigga boy, he'll get this motherfucking work. Why every look, I use every breath left in my body.
18:27 Yeahs full of ship. Yeah he full of ship. You know better than that ship man that ship. Don't be doing that ship. I know you. That's what you do at your house, but don't bring that ship out here too. And the thing is, these are the people that are in power possessions. I mean it's but it's always been like this ship is just now it's like, ain't a motherfuckering control theyselve? So this gonna come to light every fucking thing and the way that the world is set up now with social media and all, this ship is definitely gonna come. To like, yes, ain't no high nigg And my thing is like, these are the people that in these positions to make these bills and all kinds of shit now, and we are warning about Snoop.
19:10 Yeah, double g But all this ship going on in LBC. We worried about this ship. Bro, that's crazy. It's insane. Oh ship, I feel weird. I feel like I'm on the wrong side. I gotta be on that side next week. That's cool. I don't give what what side to. Be on this is. This is not getting my longest as long as we're not on the same side. You got alright? What else is going on? Man? Oh yeah, I got some ship I wanted to talk about. Go for TikTok. So TikTok was down for like twenty minutes, yeah, yeah, and came back up. It was up the next morning, the same day. But the crazy ship. Had you seen Have you seen them asking the owner of the inventor, of the founder, whatever the fuck of TikTok questions in front of the US Senate or what they had to be the US Senate.
20:05 Oh fuck man, I ain't seen that ship. Fuck man. Whatever they asked. It was crazy shit, insane shit. I hope this. I hope it was like a Probably it probably was. It was a spoof. It probably was because that's why they wanted to ban it anyway, because they say they say, the Chinese is spying on us through TikTok. Now they let him flash it over the country. They Homas would give a fuck. Hey, they got this Chinese people over here, nigga, it ain't hard to spy. It ain't y'all, ain't hiding ship. But no, they asking this man the dumbest questions in the world. The man asked you answering everything they ask him. They say, have you ever been a resident of China? Where are you originally from?
20:54 How kind of He says, So, I'm from Singapore. I'm a resident of Singapore. And they were like, so you've never applied for a visa to live in China? No, sir, I am a proud citizen of Singapore. One of the senators said, I have never heard of Singapore. What is that? And I was like, man, I said, And then at this point, guess what went on my phone? And I looked up to see how much senators make of you? Just the base salary without all the bullshit. These motherfuckers get hundred and seventy four thousand. We're giving these niggas a hundred and seventy four thousand, and they dumbest fucking rocks dumbest fucking rock, not. Even to know where Singapore is, but just just not heard of it.
21:36 Come on, Singapore, have you ever seen a fucking movie? Come on, like, no, come on, I have another question? What the fuck is Singapore? And the way the way he said Singapore, you knew he really didn't know what he said this ship. Really he didn't even say Singapore. He said like the word, but he said it fucked up seeing gay par. That's I mean, is that even a real. You know, it's it's like never never laning. It's mythical and from. There, it's like out there with everybody from Yeah, God, damn man, this is the way we live. Man, it's crazy. But we learned about Snoop, Snoop.
22:19 Doing what you want to do, That's what I'm saying. Juice DJ his own damn performance. Snoop is doing what is he said? I got it smoking on sipping on Jenny juice, rapping. And cutting the cutting the recular Snoop dog you want to do it. Snoop, no reason, bro, exactly? I mean, what is that really? Yeah? What did that really do to you? Besides put some money in their pocket? Did it? Really? That's where they hated. Did it really harm something? One more thing before we get into the ship, gonna talk about real Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to shout out Chris Breezy he is suing the dog ship out of the people who made that documentary about it, five hundred million dollars documentary. Yeah, they put out I think Discovery Channel investigate.
23:17 I d yeah, they. Put out I think I thinking they. I want to say they Capital like the like Capitol Records, not Capital Records, but Capital has something to do with I d T Yeah, I think it's Capital Columbia might even I think it's Columbia, but yeah, they have something to do with it. And they put it out and Chris Brown said, you know what, you're gonna have to prove every bit of what you put in this documentary. So they put the more ship in there. Yeah damns fucked up. Yeah, they drugg They drugg it was. It was fucked up. It's fun up a shout of him, five hundred million. I hope you get every pint.
24:01 They around and give it more, Like you know what, Chris, You're right, you know what, and we need to give you more than you know, some bullshit. Gonna go ahead and give you eight hundred million the way they. Said you with Rihanna asked, and that documentary was crazy. Is not just not just Rihanna. They got like just side motherfuckers. All kinds of yeah, crazy and rape and all kinds of yeah Chris breezy, Yeah, yeah, brazy. So I hope you get every penny of it. Get sue the ship out the motherfucker. Soe the drawers all good luck, good luck to Chris. All right, bro, all right. Now. At the start of the show, I talked about the homeboy who made this and he don't be a better persion and be a better person than I said. With that in my mind, I'm like, you ain't ship boy, You ain't finnna be shipped like he was last year. Ship but fuck it.
24:57 But that made me think of some of the some worthless New Year's resolutions like ship that you say, and I feel personally that you will not achieve these motherfuckers. It's nothing crazy, it's nothing like that, you know, nothing crazy, but it's simple ship. But even the most simple ship is hard to you know. All Right, I'm gonna give you a quick example. Let's start. I'm gonna go from ten up. Okay, you got a list. It's a lost ship. You know. I woke up. I woke up New Year's and I say, you know what, this year, I'm gonna try to be more interesting. How you was.
25:43 Dumb for one reading books and ship? I mean, what are we doing? How do you become more interested? I have no clue. What damn? That's a that's a good question. What do you do to become more interesting? Oh? Man, I met this chick at the store the other day. You changed. She was so interesting. What the fun you changed? You changed like the way the way you talk. Do you speak with a British accident? That's kind of interesting. Now if if I was talking like this one day and then after New Year's I was talking like this, is that over the Yeah, I believe it. I believe. British? Is that Australia?
26:24 Good day mate. Over there? Though? But see, that's that's the problem. You're trying to be more interesting because you thinking about it. I mean, if if you can figure out a way to become more interesting, I think it's legit. But I just don't know how I could become more interesting to mother. I can't think of I can't think of because even if you read, even if you're interested, lies, lies all. Interested, you two interested in them? Tell you story. Damn that was interested. I mean that's what he that's what they're gonna do. You gotta be t you if you want to become an interesting for the new year.
27:11 Lie. Now that this ship may catch up with you. It definitely would. But if you get at the moment, keep it up throughout the whole year, but let's. Go, you would be like, you know, I should just stay born because this ship is some work. You have literally to be writing ship down. Oh yeah said this? All right, Yeah that's a that's a hard job. Yeah, but but that is good lies, all interesting, good ones, even up lies be interested like this motherfucker love Yes, now you know this motherfucker here Lie, that's really interesting. So hey, de bro, all right, here's another one quick complaining.
28:02 So that's what the person say they're gonna quit. That's a that's what I deem to be a worthless New Year's resolution, because there's no way in fucking hell you can quit complaining. You can you can't. Yeah, how just not talk? That's my way. Shut the fuck up. I mean, I mean, it's it's you know, it's like, Okay, we're giving just basic yeah, you know things, but it's like I need more like quick complaining about fucking what. Just everything. Well, if you're already complaining about everything, and yeah, you need to slow down or something, and then you gotta take you If you go complaining about every goddamn thing, it's just only half of the ship.
28:50 You was complaining about New Year's resolution. I'm going I'm going to half complain this year. That's what you should have said. Growth And with that I funk with growth too, But then mother said they're gonna stop complaining period. But what you're gonna do after you to complain? Sometimes you gotta complain. That's what I'm saying. Be like, now, that's that bullshit. That's that bullshit. Now, that's what I'm saying. You ain't never gonna say that. Yeh, it's worth Everybody gonna say that, even motherfucker say they don't complain, gonna say gonna say that. You don't complain out loud. In your mind, you're gonna be complaining this motherfucker here, so you might as well be saying it out loud. Complaining motherfuckers. Man, this is.
29:31 This lying motherfucker over here talking about he don't be more interested complaining exactly. All right, all right, this was tough. I think this is doable. But you know it's simple. It ain't not really that crazy. Drink more water, Yeah, you can do. And see what what you gotta understand with that, it's very self. You may have not been drinking any water. I guess what I'm gonna drink more today. That's what I'm gonna drink a. Glass like it's like, that's that's that's what its obtainable when you set a goal of drink it. If you just say I'm gonna drink more water.
30:14 I'm gonadrink eight gallons of water to boom, then lost that ship because you're dead mother too much. You got you gotta be like, you know what, I'm drinking five glasses boom. The whole do better things. I'm a better better do better, do better. Is good ship. So that ain't too bad. Here's one spend less money. Okay if you but if you you know what ship like that, you got to have a real plan. You got what you already spending. That's what I'm saying. It's like you have to take these stuff. That's not a ship where you just be like it ain't. I'm spending less money this year, and you don't have no plan spending. Still you have to have you know, what's not gonna eat out for lunch at work, gonna bring up bring a sandwich every day? That okay? Now, but just but just saying that, I can't just say just saying anything up.
31:05 It's fun up Many a year, yeah, many. I had no resolutions this year. I had no resolutions. I had a realism, that's all I had. I felt like I gave a too much last year and this year I'm not giving a fun ship. That's tough, that's that's damn neil Worth's resolution. No, you gotta give a about something. In my mind, though. You got you still gotta give a something. No, of course I give a fuck about a lot of stuff. But the mentality of I don't give a fuck, that's gonna take me a long way. You gotta. Bad she happened. Guess what i'd be like.
31:48 You got to be hurting inside, balled up, and so you might as well know. That's how you get your ship back? Right? Ship? A ship? All right? Be perfect? Okay, keep going, just keeping kid, just skip on past that bullshit. Stop procrastinating. Oh man, that's a good one. That is a good one. But wow, wow important. This resolution is often too vague. It needs a clear action plan.
32:33 But like we said, everything don't need a plant. Everything needs and especially this ship. And if you don't go ahead and make a plan for this, then you already procrastinating. Procrastination could creep up on. Everything and on your ass. Go ahead and watch this car late, I don't know, I'm gonna just watch that boom resolution dead in the end of the year. You got a fucking dusty ass toyota. So yeah, with that, you got to have a plasure. All right, here we go. Always be happy. Not gonna happen never, it's gonna be shipped that. It's just just like po says, it's gonna be shipped to happen and you can try to smile through it, but it's gonna be sucked up.
33:20 It's unrisked, unrealistic to expect consistent happenings as ups and downs are just a part of fucking life. There's no way, there's no way happiness. And I'm not seeing this list is not some ship. I just like I looked at this up. I'm glad and this is like ship people actually try to do. People like I'm gonna always be happy this year. That's insane. That's bullshit. You are if you tell me, if you tell me. I'm gonna say you are aligned interesting, motherfucker. Be like, I need you to get some help because you had it. And if you're fin the crash, you're gonna sucking crash today. You go crash. It's gonna be some ship to make you not happy today. Yes, so, motherfucker.
34:03 Look you know what I'm saying. All Right, watch watch less TV. Okay, you can do. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, all right, and that that don't take much of a plan. That's just much more of a like I'm just not watching this ship or okay, between eight and nine, sitting down and watching the show. That's it. What the else? Let's TV? Yeah, let's TV be more adventurous. Okay, I think you can do that. That The first thing you want to do is go ahead and book that motherfucking parachuting trip. Yeah, that's adventurous. Jump your ass out of the plane. Or is it death defying? I think I think that's where damn well, adventures just could be considered anything really like hiking.
34:48 Yeah, and that that could be an adventure. Get some different type bitches an adventures. So I think maybe we should define adventures. Maybe it's something like well. It's says this is broad and can mean different things to different people, leading to unresalistic expectations. And like I said, matter matter what you're trying to. Me, what kind of adventures you're trying to Adventurers. Might be, man, let's go to Columbia and try this new goddamn be a spot or something that could be that's adventures maybe. But but if you're looking for some action. And unless let's take our ass to Singapore and eat some of this.
35:32 That's that's some of the streets. That's like that. That's what you're talking about with the parachute. Yeah, that's some that level ship like because your body not ready for that problem you ain't You ain't ready for that. You might be coming home fucked up. All right, here's the number one right now, worthless fucking New Year's resolution scroll less on social media. Ship impossible. You have to not be in tune with life. I feel like you can do it, but it really mattered what the fuck you got going on in life, cause it's like most motherfuckers, it's on their phone and you can do and your phone makes so much shit easy, like checking your bank account, paying your life, tell you what, paying your phone bill.
36:26 Tell you what. Miss Virgo gonna say what she said? Now we're on this thing of social media and everything. She said, you know what, I'm deleting all this off my phone for the next week. Why why would you delete it? And now you're gonna get Yeah, you're just gonna start them back. Why she said, I'm taking all these apps off my phone for the next week. The year's gonna have to red download them. Hope you got your parts together. The fuck it's a week. I could, I would, I would be like, you know what, that's up? If you'd be like, you know what, I'm shutting down all I'm not getting on social media for the next two months. Now you're doing something but saying you're gonna do it for the next five days. You're gonna delete them. There's no reason yourat the time then, because you're gonna have to upload this ship back up on your phone.
37:11 You're going up. If if you're gonna do it do it. Yeah, that's when that's my thing. I mean, I feel like I could definitely not have social media nothing at all if we wasn't doing this. Like with us doing this, I feel like I have to. But if I wasn't doing this, ship, I have a fucking flip phone and I'll be fucking getting money orders from the fucking corner store and paying all my bills with. You had a flip phone for you very long time brother. It was the numbers. There weren't even no numbers on that mother numbers was off the off the button. I hate to text some motherfucker. God damn, I ain't and why like just just symbols and ship to use.
37:52 The force to text if this is this and this is this. This three time one? Take you again? Before you even got your ship together? There everything all right? You got to erase that and say, yeah, motherfucker. Right back on. Read to ta ship? All right? Yeah that that Those are the top ten most worthless pieces. Of what about losing weight? See that you see that is that is not a worthless one? Okay some people actually. Some people do that, but I mean some people actually become more interesting. Now, who the you don't.
38:38 Know, have you ever been around them? I have not, have not. But then you wake up the next morning and be like, damn, I'm sure the motherfucker is but a lot of more interesting. I'm sure motherfuckers have done it though. The most man in the world over time you're talking about, right, Yeah, what the name is on this some goddamn body. We get there for the next episode drinking a special type of beer. Though, Oh alright, those are the worthless. Now, these ten here are the most popular. These are the ones that everybody say year they gonna do. We're gonna start with number ten, the number ten most. The tenth most popular Louise resolution is travel more. You know what, I'm gonna travel more. I'm gonna fucking say fuck it and I'll just go and I'm gonna just go very s. See that's very.
39:37 You can do that. Yeah, if you you go anywhere. Yes, if you didn't travel at all last year, yeah you go out. You have traveled. So that's good. That's a good one. That's achievable. Boom read more, because the resolutions you need to make ship like, you know, I'm gonna read more. Last year, I read three books. This year, I am going to shoot for seven. Or last year, I read nothing, read the page. You have accomplish your check that off the bam. Quit smoking that motherfucker right there, I see. And that's all that's it between worthless, that's worth its very because with smoking, you got to just have it made up in your fucking mind. Yeah, you're nothing to smoke.
40:23 That's tough. Now if you're just doing it for the becauses of like you know, I know I need to do it and the resolutions coming around, that's the worthless part because usually with smoking, it's either an event or something that make you say, with this ship, yeah, because if it ain't, it's hard. Bro. It's too easy to buy that. Ship very light it up, and it don't matter how much it costs. Don't give a don't give let's smoke, let's drink, don't yeah, ship, you know, nobody give a fuck about no cost than nothing. We're in America, NY and and then some other ship go bad's.
41:06 Going bad, and you got the goddamn smoke, yeah, cause mother can't stop it out. That's right, that's right, that's right, exactly correct, ship, that's all right. Here we go. Number seven is spend more time with family and friends. That's doable. That's very doable. That's something that's something I'm shooting for this year. That's not a resolution. But I don't know if you're gonna be able to spend as much time with family and friends as you spent last year, though I know, I don't know. That might be a bad one for you because dog ship I was on, they hed spending time with motherfuckers. Like God, damn, you're right. I wasn't charging that. You wasn't that ship this year? Damn?
41:53 Applaud myself. I did. I did? All right. Here's another one. Learn a new skill or hearty. It's very dual, very doable. Instead of saying ship like, I'm gonna be more interested just learning still that they could make you. What so so you do archery? Yeah the archer? Wait wait wait you mean you collect stamps? Yeah? Yeah, I do. This stamp is from Singapore. You collect Penhouse magazines? Wow? Man, this from nineteen thirty seven. Holy the mother had drawings in it. What the fuck? Ship? But yeah, that's very very doable, very doable. All right, eat healthier, see boom.
42:37 Got to have a plan, but yeah, very healthier. And then it's like healthier and not the healthiest. Yes, like not damn. I usually eat goddamn bread. Yeah, eat triple whappers every day. I'm gonna eat the regular one. Yeah, I'm just get the regulars. And that's how ship start. You start, because you be like, you know what, I'm like here, I'll be out here sucking up all. I'm gonna just get the regular one. It ain't no fries. Yeah, that's how you. Just a little ship like that. The meal is still good, yeah, but it's not fucking three. Paddies exactly six after that, bitch. Damn man, all right, boom, save more money.
43:17 Oh yeah, you got to got to but yeah, the budgets. But that's a good one, yeah, just because it's it's good because it's not like I'm not gonna spend money. No, no, no, no no. It's like, look, man, we last year. Yeah we got to do it. We're spending god damn fucking six hundred on eating out. God damn. We gotta cut that the three. And then you know what, ship like that. It's very it's simple how you can really do it because if you don't actually see the money, you you be thinking about it. So if you do something like if your bank got like a Christmas club or something where it just when you hit the bank they take a hundred dollars out of something and you're already gonna save more than you saved last year already.
43:57 And that goes like with with the APU digit. Boom, motherfucker, take some ship out, put it over there. You can get to it if needed. But but you don't even know, you don't see it. Boom. Yo. It's good, Yeah, get organized. And done, but yeah it is. It is, damn but it's hard. Everything is playing and every everything's not gonna be easy ship. Damn sure, it ain't gonna be easy because motherfuckers picked hard ship to do. Yes, stop smoking pitch. You smoked all New Year's Eve. Smoke the fuck out.
44:39 You know. You know when you say you're gonna stop doing some ship, you overdo it. That don't really. It's gonna be my last one, so just my last night. So I'm gonna go ahead and get plaster than clear. How many packs of New Puss can I smoked the night instead of being like, you know what, I smoked eight packs of New Posts to day, I'm gonna my first by the smoke severing smoke severn. How many bottles and get rid of the last day. Yeah, that's how I bet on you, right, you go all the way the funk. Out, all right, boom, lose weight, man, that's what that's so. Meet eight pieces to night. Ain't worried about nothing to that because you know, start playing the marrows. Don't even count nigga eating wings. You're chasing wings with wings, I mean the way to grease.
45:34 I mean, tend the sandwich with two pieces of cake on that exactly. Let's exactly. But yeah, that's one of the most popular and boom going along with losing with exercise. Exercise the number that's the number one motherfucker. Also, you know, because you know why, because it involves pain. Nobody wants to hurt. I've come to the point to me now though I like pain, I'm serious, I'm in the fucking gym trying to do extra repts to get that hurt. Yeah, let me know, I'm living, you know what I'm saying, Like, I haven't been in the gym in a long time. And then I got back into that ship and it was just. Like, man, fuck it, you're disappearing over there.
46:14 I'm trying to. I'm trying, not like I don't want to come invisible, man, but yeah, I go in that motherfucker and be damn thear mad like like like the look on my thing, I know motherfucker's passed me by and be like damn what on him? Like That's that's my mentality in that though, like I'm here to do work. Motherfucker's away from sitting on the fucking machine I'm supposed to be on, like get the fuck up, like you know, I'm gonna go do this other machine and gonna come back. And if you then all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna do the one on the other side of him now, and then. If I I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna have to drag you. And that's that's my mentality. Like Nigga once, once I started sweating that motherfucker, I'm sweating to I leave that bitch because I'm going to machine to machine machine because I can't be in this motherfucker all night.
47:04 You cannot. I got to do what the fuck I got to do and get the fuck on. I got gruffy business down that. But yeah, I'm not sitting around in no gym chit chatting too much. That's good, that's good. I see I talked to your many. I ain't seen you the while, might talk. To you longer. Start come over here and run beside me. Start, get out the way man. Yeah that's a good one. Yeah, but yeah, but that was all the ten most popular and the ten most worthless. Yeah, that's good. New Year's resolutes. You said you did not make a New Year's resolution. Not at all. I did neither, but I started shipped before. Yes you did. The year did like a month or two before the years.
47:47 I did not make a New Year's resolution. But I'm shooting to be a better husband this year. Well, I don't think that's gonna work out. Why, because what kind of husband were you last year? Exactly? I'm already fucked up. I'm already No, you were not a husband last year, So being a husband, I'm already better. But that's like me saying I'm gonna be a better running back this year. Fun, I've been a running. Back, but because because you're not, you're still not a running back. That's what I'm saying. But I am a husband now. But I think I think the first year we got to just get a baseline the next year. Then that's when you Yeah, you get a baseline this year what you can be better on because you even know yet you got that. I mean you probably know kind of husband you ain't have been official?
48:40 Right, So this so this is my my new Year's resolution, is I'm going to create me a baseline yes, of being a husband, Yes, to possibly improve on it next year. That's exactly right. So that's very due. I fucking win, right, you. Win anyway because you could be a terrible husband this year, but next year to be to be better than that bullship? You know what I'm saying. When it is where the where the is at? Oh? Man, I think that's it for the day. Brother, Right, anything you need to tell the people, any grumpy business you need to let them know.
49:22 Just live your life like a mixtape. Man, No stop, because you know when you're listening to a mixtape, you gotta listen to that motheruck the whole way through. You can't. And then then then you all then you reflect on the good ship and the good the good soul come on. Is reflect that and they think about it. When mixtapes went from tape to CD, okay, now, you got to listen to it all the way through because if you stop it now you got to go back. That's fucked up. That that ain't all you're talking about them first one, you know what I'm saying. It was no, it was no one, two three, Yeah, it's fucked up. So yeah, life is like so you're saying, life is like a mixed Oh, do it all the way through. You got to finish it. Finish it. That's the that's the that's the fucking finish the motherfucker whatever you're doing.
50:08 Finish that ship. You got to because that's how you win. You don't win halfway doing this ship. You don't don't win. Ye do win, But I don't give a fuck if you changing a tire. Like goddamn mark and ain't finished that catch they went to. The tight end. Oh yeah, you finished that, kid. She happens though she does happen. That's that's motherfucker's trying to blame him, trying to blame Lamar because Lamar had all the blame. Like I did this, I did this, just my fau. You know what, get this, goddamn man, that's one place many of the kitches for us. And you know what. That's what. That's a problem with life. A lot of places they glorify, they magnify failure. They don't, but they don't magnify glorified achievement.
50:59 They they're making achievement. It's just what you're supposed to be doing. And that's a fucking lie. If you're doing something good, you should be complimented for that ship too. You're right, you're right. It's like, you know, you get praised, but then when you got damn fuck up. Oh man, trying to tell you all that's a serious and frank, goddamn punk ass. Chris Siam said, Phil sem So we are doing a doing some goddamn cardonnalysis. Yeah, he said it was a little more fault because he threw him a bad pass even though the ball hit his ass in the chest. I just been saying, could he touch the ball? Because that's always and I got this from an NFL fucking received what said, if that motherfucker touched your hands, it should be caught.
51:46 Yep, you should. You should have. Alligator off. Yes, mother fuck you with his bullship. Talking about hey, you know Lamar, he was rolling out and he pumped for he did that though, Yes, that's exactly how you were rolling out. So Chris sim is the word we can't say on here. If you begin with a off man bucket, I'm saying Chris Simms is off for that ship. And he's talking about redundant. Al rated I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about. He needs something special, Chris Silma. That fends me all.
52:27 Damn God, damn the man just missed the catch. Let's say what it is and this ship happens, bros. Who the fuck you to say a better bad past? Damn right, Chris. Even playing the NF, he did play with the Who the fun he played, but he was played for the Buccaneers one time plays that practice he played with with a fucking tore up Spleen. One game he hit so hard as Spleen was sucked up, and I mean he need to get his ass up that field. He got a week splean Spleen. The boys sleeping. He don't need to be out there now. The boy that boys ble. That's what she happ When we have like a motorcycle, that's you get. You get shot with a K forty seven in the stomach, you have a roupture, sleet after that, Yeah, bro, who the fuck him a trunk? Did you get hit on the way to practice? That's fucked up?
53:20 Yeah, fuck Joe, I give it to him. The bitch almost died out there on the fence. Still, you don't mean you throw that. We talked about that, don't mean he in Texas Christium, I think you did what is sorry. Like that ship better than you don't, better than what in football? Crazy christums. Fuck, I throw that bitch sixty yards. God damn put it on my knee, from my knees a ship. That's sucked up, man, that's what man. He should have said that. He shouldn't said that. I was like, fuck, I ain't even a Ravens fan like that, but with them.
54:03 Jackson, I mean, god damn man, if you throw a past and they hit you in the goddamn chest. That's a good Maybe threw it too hard. Maybe that was. Another thing he said. He said he didn't zip it in there like he usually does. That's what he said. God damn, no, hold on, we just a lot of so it's the mo fault. Just yeah, that's what lamar. And we're putting it on him and that's it. And now I like Okay, okay, cool, I got your stats. Like somebody said, somebody said Lamar touched the ball damn the eighty times. Yes, he made two costly turnovers. But but then they said Mark Andrews touched the ball seven times and three of them. Motherfuckers. That's terrible, man, that's terrible.
54:48 If you look at it like that, that's terrible. But I don't get like that football ship had plaster. Your mother is on the bitch as damn. You got to catch that. Two points, you catch that, but whole nation depending on the Raven, depending on you. That what that's thy game on your Raven shirt and ship. Man, I said this, motherfucking god damn dropped. I was hurt because you just knew. I knew. It was like hell yeah, I know, but hell yeah. But both of those, the Lamar's turnovers and him missing that catch, the game was lost when them bitches. Sorry about the football ranch, but it is what the fuck it is. The game was lost when the Ravens had the ball first and goal from the three yard line.
55:33 They should have ran Derrick Henry four straight times and scored that touchdown. You know this too, They should have yes, four straight time, got dear Harry run full straight. They tried some play action pass Lamar got sacked on nice first and goal from the goddamn eleven, and then he tried to make it play and that's when he away. Yea from the three. That's like having mar Sean. Getting that bitch full fucking and if y'all starting on the phone, yeah, he's gonna get here, something gonna happen. Yeah, he need to get in it. And even if he don't, got damna, y'all got to go nine to nine, y'all you say. From the three, y'all from the three, brot y'all to play. Yeah, yeah, she did better. Mother fucking quarterback sneak.
56:15 Four straight time straight. They should have did a fake quarterback sneak the center, hike it directly and that's when you get the center, hike it like you under like and you like it directly to there came through legs, yesangster ship. Yeah yeah, that's probably before fumble. But that's it, man, that's my football rat and that's it. And once again, I want you all to follows across all social media platforms. That's at Grumpy Old Mixed Tape across the board. Be sure to drink Grumpy O TV on YouTube, which is gonna be back up because we got the visuals going, shadows and ship in the back.
56:57 I don't know how to fix that. Put a black black back old tart bucket. Yeah, motherfuckers, we back. You got to get the visuals back going. Shout out the gunner because he's been waiting for this ship. He'd be like, this ship is not good for my stream. I know I'm playing y'all just regularly, but I need the video that's my ship. Yeah, so man, we get that back going. Also joined Grumpy Old Trivia, where once again big tis all the easiest fucking trivia. If you want to win, if you want to make you feel good, get there. If you want to become more interesting with these facts, everybody already knows. Yeah, fucking guy joining it's a feel good payday.
57:40 You're fucking around and be answer that and be like hell yeah, mother god damn it, motherfucking. That ship that was except for that Alexander fucking dude terrible. It is terrible, but fuck it, man, it is what it is. He don't follow the structures real good. But that's another story for how the fuck I know man, I know you're trying. I know you're trying to grow the praise just because he. Stuck a bird. Man, I told the man she didn't want to hear. So it is. He flipped me the funk up. What it is? Man, fuck him, fuck him. Love it is. Gonna try to go on that page and find all them goofy ass pictures and the glasses and put them, put the music by. We got them scar face playing behind it. Oh man, that's funny man, And that's it.
58:32 Man. Like I say, if I tell you that a duck can pull a truck, then shut up and hook the funk up gang kick kicks, no good Man squabble
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