March 29, 2024
Episode #161-“Movie Madness Pt.2 Feat. Edward Aundraus”
In part 2 of this episode we finish the breakdown of our top comedy movie bracket with Edward Aundraus @beardgang12. How far did your movie get?
In part 2 of this episode we finish the breakdown of our top comedy movie bracket with Edward Aundraus @beardgang12. How far did your movie get?
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Just just know I was on your
side. It we got white chicks big
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Mama's House. I ain't gonna lie. I don't know if this is gonna
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be popular, but they got wh
white, white chick, white chicks.
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Yeah, I agree, bro CMEs
on my way, you know town too
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much. The motherfucking seeing where he
was acting like the Mexicans at the beginning
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of the movie brushed that motherfucker that
scene right there. I was like,
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they gotta do a movie and have
them to motherfuckers. Yeah, Brod,
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that seam was long. I gotta
go white chicks to that white chick is
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like, I don't want it to
be better than Big Mama's House, but
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it was money in the Big Mama's
house. I'm sorry you ever see you
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ever seen this? I don't know
why. I just thought of this ship
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high You ever seen the movie Master
of the Skies. Yes, when the
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nigga was playing, like, yes, you tell me what, David Spade,
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A couple of little was hilarious.
It's definitely side. I can tell
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just by looking at you. You
have a tiny penis a couple of I
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don't know what you think it is, all right, Your white cheese got
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it. All right, that's the
that's the first bracket. We're going to
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the ice cube. Bro to the
next brade. We got mother fucking Friday
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versus how high? So how did
I could kiss this guy up to this
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guy? Sorry? How high?
I'm saying, like, how high was
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that? That's my ship? That's
my ship? But money, what's his
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name? Minute? Who was not
one on six in part? But the
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dude from from being forget his name
the whole time? What about the other
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when they broke the damn wheel off
of the dude? Did you remember how
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he said, will, oh god, my will, that you are my
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will? How I was? I
was funny damn but bad man, all
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right, coming to America and I'm
gonna get you sucker damn Hey, yeah,
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gosh, I mean, you know
what, but sorry, I see
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how you how you feel it,
I'm here to tell you that's one of
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the funniest. Introduced me to a
lot of funny ship drop I dropped mine,
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had just found it, no plugs
from I got. I get the
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motherfucking toe scene. Bro, Yeah, the scene now when motherfuckers, when
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motherfucker came bouncing out of the courtroom
and the platforms with them fishing and laughing
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at it because at first they were
giving them. They said, you want
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to be a raid like that nigga
start like that, it's in danger.
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Come he would walking ship. She
ain't got that damn outfit from a good
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wheel fed up for a while.
That'ship. Funny money, one foot ship
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funny the ship where the motherfucker had
all them guns and shipped on him.
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They was gonna, you know,
go get shoot this mother had thirty eight
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guns on him. Man, Yeah, that she was too much. It
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was too much. I hear y'all. But they're going there against coming to
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we. You know, we gotta
point out the goods about to lose,
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right, you gotta give them married
to give him everything any wore like coming
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to except for class that we can't
give class. So we kind of got
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we kind of got to for the
for the the n I T. The
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n I T. Yeah, can
go to n I T. Get your
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going to the n I T.
Call T because you ain't finna be coming
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to coming to Americas like whatever.
Mother was like that boy good that random
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watching Yeah, man, come on, bron know man, we don't.
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Yeah, it was. It was
a great movie. Then all the way
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around, Bro, if he wants
to be called I'm going to catch Clay.
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I'm called I called Clay. I'm
gonna called clar Samuel Jackson in there
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robbing the place. That's a lot
man, that's a lot never age,
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that's a lot man. So just
too much. I'm sorry, I'm gonna
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but you're funny. Yes, all
right, we got we got Murphy.
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Come on, man, we got
Murphy on, Murphy Violence, Beverly Hills,
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Cop and Norbit man a man,
if it ain't hard, we bunh
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It's so funny. It is so
funny. It's one of the funniest and
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it is so much full of bullshit. Murphy on Chicken, but chicken,
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that's his piece of the chicken.
You know what you want the brush?
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Want you want the chicken butt my
easy piece. Come hold out, Norman.
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It's so funny and it's so stupid. Slide but the same. I
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don't know, Bro, I know
I love you. I can say,
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but you can't Hells car Classic Ship
was funny, but ship was even funny.
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Tail fight. Oh you're not gonna
fall. You gotta say it like
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your boy. Wait a minute,
I don't think we could. I don't
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mean any Murphy. It is all
Murphy. What damn nobody is so fucking
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nobody is stupid. It's just bitch. You don't trim that fact. Bitch
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got on the slash. All Right, we're talking to make you what we're
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gonna say. What you got going
going? Where you're going? Hey man,
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I'm going, mother Man, I
go Beverly Hills. Cop, bro,
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I can't can't. You can't be
I I you can't go, but
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I don't want no brand and I
just want mother fucking many. Fuck you
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know, fuck fuck you're going.
Man. If we're talking about all our
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funniness has gotta be whatever, whatever
in your mind is the criteria for the
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victory. Cop. Hilarious that got
do you know the real police chief in
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there was a real police chief.
He was on some fun ship. It
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was like corrupt. He was real
life in real life. Damn he went
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like the movie. But y'all got
to think that that was that was eighties
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eight Eddie Murphy and he know me
was two thousand ed mur Eddie Murphy was
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on the white people as it was
like I don't care, I know I'm
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black. People's kind of comparison.
You're going where you're going, bro,
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I got the fro and I'm telling
you all city where you're going this time?
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Man? Any funny hell money whenever
you're dressed up in the elephant.
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Man, you don't you know me
something get It's like this, Look where
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we going, Where you're going,
Where you're going, Where you're going?
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Man, God damn no, man, that's a victory because I was gonna
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go Norby too. It's tough.
That's ready. Let's go. Oh damn
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yeah, damn motherfucking rush out one
versus Blue Streak. I gotta go Blue
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Streak, Bro, Really, I
love, I gotta go. I love.
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I love Blue Streak. I love
Blue Streak. Rush Rush I was
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classic. It's like I just love
that's all. Rush Blue sings like one
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of my all. Man. I
got that FeAs all of a sudden,
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I got look shallow piece, what
candy with me? I'm going not gonna
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work. I got nigga say what
he got to the door when he got
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out of prison, he was like, damn when I left, you was
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like, now you're like he said, what once sho string with mother shoe
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string? Let me get flush you
ass with you my strength I get I
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get to rush out rush definitely that
ship. You ain't even got to just
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too much. All right, there
we go, headed to the headed to
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the Waynes region. Oh ship started
out with a debacle men in the first
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game, bad Boys versus Soul played
ship bad boy soul blass, stupid bad
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boys. You can't you can't,
you can't even laws. You can't not
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by fucking gaming, Oh soul playing
was not like to gay men to get
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out and fucking no snow dog like
shut the fun up ship, bad boy
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bad boys winning that one. What
do you say telling him something? Joe,
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Joe, repect this might liary?
No, no, say sexy,
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he's sexy, and that it's might
stupid. No, yeah, yeah,
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man boys, for sure, that's
the way you drive from now, Like,
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alright, what we got next?
Next up? We got next Friday,
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next Friday, and little Man Next
Friday, Little Man, little Man.
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We got some good ship. But
but it's next Friday Friday. Talking
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about it, all right, we're
talking about look at my roof, Look
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at I got to live her.
You don't with the back trying to jump
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on me? It hugging boomerang boomerang
versus house house party. It's good.
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We talk about it. Just funny
talking about whatever to win. I guess
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we're talking about comment. I don't
have love house. Yeah that his housewife
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were just talking straight coming up.
It was a great movie. Robin Gives
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was so fine on that movie.
Oh yeah, the kit, the kit
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was she was an then, Yeah, she never changed. I don't have
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any path, I said, think
about this down old thing I used to
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messing. Now the bear was on
that bit was nasty. Gina was in
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there that. I don't get it
though, that cooglar though, Man,
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y'all missing what I'm saying. Though, I don't know if that ship hit
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Man different, because remember I see, I see what you're saying. He
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was he what you're putting down.
But I ain't picking it up't picking it
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up. Here you go, But
I understand she look, man, what
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woman? You know? Just go
lean over and tell you right there,
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brot for little bit for some of
that you new nasty? Did she the
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herd ship about him? Yeah?
Want the house for the man? Yeah?
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House all about the Benjamin's baby versus
White Man Can't Jump? All about
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the Yeah, all about it.
I mean, White Man Can't Jump is
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a good movie, great movie,
great movie about it. I can still
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watch that over all about the Benjamins, come on and come to find out
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what we find it out? It
was Cube and who is the the comedy
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the comedian in there? Yeah,
he was on coke the whole time.
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He was definitely on coke the whole
time, he said, he said he
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was trailer crying. God damn,
that's funny, all right. And now
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the Martin Lawrence region, okay,
can get crazy with this and crazy for
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me. Man. It ain't no
levels, bro, these are the co
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bro. They are always there's always
a Presbyterian out there getting the ass whooped
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by South Carolina. Damn Dad.
So uh yeah, life versus. Don't
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be a menace while drinking your juices
in the hood. Life, don't be
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that. That ship is so stupid, it's very stupid. Classic Wings.
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What was the kids? Huh rocket? Yeah, retard? Yeah, who
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is the chicken on that chick with
all the kids? Oh? Oh that
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news she was printingant already. Yeah, he said, I'm praying. Look,
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I've done this. She say thirteen
times. What do y'all say to
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the nice man? Are you our
dad? Ship? All that being said,
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life, bro, life, you
know how to get that in here
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right as I go, smelling ass, I don't don't get it high that
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lower as a man. Thank you
again. Some ship like that you read
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the Bible, ain't a good one? Is good there? Bro? You
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know what fucked me up for a
long time when the god damn when when
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gold Mouth, when they was having
the day when the family came gold Mouth
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and it was the little dude that
came. Was that his daddy? Or
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was he the daddy of the little
that was that was his dad? Is
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damn I could not figure it out
for the life. I'm like either heat
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of daddy is. It's just a
mess. That's the part. That's the
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comedy. It is sleep talk bro
and his daddy little though it is not
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comb Oh motherfuck, you can't have
my car getting part two of my killing
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right? What you motherfucking farm from
from New York City said it? Boy,
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that's how the New York exactly real
life. Boy, too much man
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life is allowed all them nights,
b before I love this movie before is
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my ship never be hall them nights? It can't. But in fact,
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just and giggles, I'm going to
I'm picking before, y'all, before I
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love before. Yeah, you know
you picked that ship cause it ain't going
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to your part on motherfuck ship.
So when Gusto flipped over, there got
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not Gusto Charlie ship on that table. You thought your crew is deep bits,
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you got red Fox, you got
we're just gonna start. Yeah,
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we're just gonna got it. Bro. With Gusto doing the push ups,
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get some a little bit, bro. Yeah, Bro, she's in the
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tennis as she knew where he come, get the big big Yeah, I
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know that movie. That's my movie. Oh God, I'm black y'all and
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I'm black y'all, black y'all,
and I'm black back, black back back,
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and I'm black because I'm black man
before my ship. But that it
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was a good movie. Bad Boys
too versus under Cover Sorry Undercover Brother brother
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blow Out. It was Lawrence was
on ecstasy man. That it was the
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scene they called me Bunnett. The
scene, the scene when they was when
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they was in the TV store electronic
stuff. It was like you you take
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you put it in his and we're
gonna throw that bitch. You know,
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you gotta be fucking jock Stole.
Don't get it, Yeah, you can't.
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And then he said, Mike,
the bitching the mother roll. What
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the fuck is ground with him?
Push your dad legs? Dead leg on
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one or two, big fucking eyes. It was dead leg on one of
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two when they was in the moor
and the leg fell. That was challenge
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too, because yeah, because he
was on the XD that's how you got
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on the ship. Yeah right,
damn see four and five right along and
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Vampire and Brooklyn ship right along right
on the sid It was solid be minus.
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I ain't gonna give him be mine. We're talking about the same.
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I must be watching something else?
Did he talked about ride what I gave?
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I gave you the solid be plus? What right along? I like
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riding along? What part? Remember? I like the movie. It's a
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good movie to watch. There you
go. Kevin Hart was okay, that
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was a good movie. That's nobody
had to remember that playing that she was
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her name. They were playing video
games. Yeah, yeah, he was
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okay. Alright, maybe it wasn't
that good. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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All right, let's let's carry on. All right, we're going back
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to the take it back, broke
cold Down. That Wolf of Dog Boy.
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He did the woof of Dog,
the Wolf of Dog Dog. Alright,
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we got the wolf that it was
a man. He did the frey
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from the but that was then around
one. Fellas start around two. Let's
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go get it. Natty professor,
Professor, Professor, Nutty professor versus major
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pain, but major pain than I'm
going. I love personally what hunded,
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what's on you? It is to
me, it's hilarious. But I love
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God damn pain, Oh my God, like major pain like in my top
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maybe five, bro I don't know, top ten, maybe I don't know.
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Nutty professor is really good, like
it's really good. It's on you
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probably, Reggie one hundred. I
still do that when I go up the
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steps every day about nine times out
of ten. When I get to the
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top of the tailles, I go
one hundred. But remember but remember I
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am not your damn brother. What
you got a little man, were just
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colding. We went colding, damn
you brother, Uh major fa major pulled
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up sick. I like it.
I like it a lot on tough what
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you got barbershaw versus white chicks ship
God damn man, because I got you
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white just hate white chies. What
brot pure sting all day? White chick,
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white cheese. Carter When that nigga
was killing that he was he was
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on something, right when you on
something there dance? Yeah he was.
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Yeah, I had that from what
his story was told. Yeah, he
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was on something was on him and
he wheel the bitches out of the room.
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Wow, I still do man,
Terry cruise is a funny. I
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don't care what he had going on, Like, that's a funny one.
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Take that away from Okay, we
don't We don't have episodes where about Yeah,
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I'm gona I'm gonna shoot your leak. So he was. It was
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bad bad, y'all didn't wrong.
We did him dirty. I mean,
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I don't blame you though, I
mean you go you gotta have been.
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Yeah, but it's just like it
was just that time, so big,
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ain't no way to be a wont
allright Boom Friday versus coming to man a
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damn damn. That's a good one. Now, that's a damn good one.
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Cash damn both will put together damn
and and and the budget Friday had
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the god pull everybody get fired us
crazybody to get a dollar here you go
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home now, hold let me get
that and a stick of young Now you
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might be in the second if we
put off Yeah and on Friday, you
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get a faulty, Come on,
you want everybody? He made so many
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careers, with careers, yeah yeah, it was born right there, got
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coming to America. Play eight people, did eight people. He did what
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he had to do, to do
what he had to do. God damn,
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he was running Hollywood at the time. Classic, he was running Hollywood
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instant. Just just still to this
day, your oh Samuel Jackson, like
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motherfuckers came about that whole glow that
your good time. You got James for
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good times in there though, And
you know it's crazy. Everybody wondered,
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what the fuck really happened to James? That was it? The nigga didn't
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die, he left their ass.
And when when I got him in mcdalds,
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I was McDonald all the money,
the bullets, old money. He
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changed the name from James Evans to
James McDonald's right right the family. I
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love you, motherfucker to vote.
I was government man. You got Rogers
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Friday. I watched the seven thousand. I gotta go, damn. I
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watched both seven thousand damns, you
got them. I had to watch this
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ship for the rest of my life. Oh okay, yeah, I had
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to watch the rest that's a good
Way. I still would be lost one
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of them. Hey, you couldn't
go wrong either way the way. But
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I'm gonna go. I'm gonna coming
to America. Okay, so it's on
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me. I gotta go Friday.
I gotta go Friday. Carry on,
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motherfucking Norbit versus rush Hour Russia.
I'm going rush out. I love Norby,
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I love but I gotta go.
I can watch nor Way more time,
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watch Norby more than I can watch
Bro. It's just so many different
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things going on in norb It bro
from it is a lot from the brothers
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coming over goodness hauling ass like the
niggas a dollar man. You got well
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Hall he got and then and then
we leave out the fact that Cat Williams
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and Eddie Griffin was killing that ship
there, that ship they was brother Norby
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was in the bottom of the thing
and that nigga what uh yeah, nor
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of it man, I don't man
rush our tu tho you got rush our
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man, I don't know. I
don't know. I got Norway, I
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got Normy. I stick with North. I'm going rush Hour. I got
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us. Yeah, I know,
Bro, I know, I know,
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I know. Be alright, another
good one for y'all. Damn rush definitely
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Bad Boys versus Next Friday. Oh, I gotta go Bad Boys? What
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damn that damn Next Friday? Peaky
and that bit that big guy. Oh
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Michael Blacks in the little part,
I know he killed that ship. Uh
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he said, what the fun was
you eating this? You motherfucker? You
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black motherfucker. I'm just a beat, just a beat that man I could
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get you. Oh Man, Bad
Boys got man, Bad Boys got a
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lot of fu good ship, good
elements. It's just a great It's a
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great movie. And then this ship
is so funny. Next Next Friday is
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so fun baby ship you fin I'm
the King. I feel like motherfuckers just
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went like two years and just wrote
down all the bush he could write down.
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Bro put it. We didn't even
talk about God that motherfuckers winning a
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lot of it though the right exactly
like some sugar seven eleven, my friend,
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there's not like they look like on
the corner that it does it,
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my friend, fuck you, and
they always incorporate we that's the staples.
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I don't think I'm gonna go Next
Friday. I gotta go. I'm going
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Next Friday. Bro, I'm going
Bad Boys put some talk on, he
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said, put some myself on my
butto Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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it's on you playing. You look
good to me. It's fine whoever,
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it's fine, all right, movies, I gotta go you stepping day.
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No, I'm going next Friday,
Next, next Friday, up the
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paper next. It is got too
much. I love bad boys, though,
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when he was sucking his lip up
with the goddamn vacuum cleaners too much.
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I gotta find a way to get
this bread, huh, I said,
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huh, I got this bad?
You mean say you mama house party
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versus all about the Benjamin's baby.
I gotta go house. I gotta go
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house party too. I'm going all
about I gotta go house. About the
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bages, rut about party, house
party, got Bernie Bernie mckenne hate.
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I hate it too. I hate
what's snip. I hate the back of
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what you say. We would go, yeah boy, all right? What
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we got now? Man? What
you got? Name nine? Life and
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Harlem nine? I got life,
bro, hard to beat for me,
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Harlem Nights. It is hard to
beat, bro. I gotta come on,
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I got life. I ain't think
Hall of Nights is all that,
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bro. I'm sorry what you had
parts. But I adn't think read n
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I'm ready Mury shot a pinky to
motherfucker was a shop shooter, and I
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damn show wine shoot with this little
bad mother and hell, come on,
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man, you're right, I tell
you what we got. We have to
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go back to the word movie a
movie shoot us. Life is the better
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movie. Life is my ship at
the moving Life is the better movie.
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Hard nights, he said. Part
the story said, I hope you pitched
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the bed with the weak ass bladder. If I do, I'm gonna put
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the sheets on you. Man.
Come on, it was in there laughing.
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I mean because I can't see with
the toe in the bottom. Yes,
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exactly, white only pie, that
nigga. How much to turn his
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white only pie about? Yeah,
you said thirty five miles to the next
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you said, yeah, yeah she
needed operation. Oh she was. She
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was two dollars show Okay, okay, like we both got fuck because why
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you was over there and get the
the chirt whatever bitch, I started choking.
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Next time, man, no life, bro life, life, life,
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I live life. I go life
life, I go like I had
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and it had a better soundtrack,
definitely about like I had a mask.
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Man, Yeah, I feel like
this ain't go ship doing nothing. But
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I feel like when Casey and Jojo
made that song, they was in the
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studio sweating like Bobby Brown, Yeah
about a hundred, like yes, give
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me a tower. The next man, motherfucking bad boys to do us versus
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Vampire brook ship man, right,
I ain't know that that's that bad boys
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to tell you that it's Negress the
whole I'm sorry ecstasy thing from the he
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ingested the ecstasy to it didn't work
no more for him. That ship was
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hilarious to me. It's the tellout, oh ship, my ship until I'm
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on No not what he is there
with the Haitians though, that was the
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dog. That scene, who that
my devil? The devil? Yeah,
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welcome yourself the devil. That scene
may be one of the best fucking scenes
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in a movie. It was in
the room this big and aout bro.
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It was just one part that made
me love the movie the most because we
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used to uh, hang these Haitians
move to aching. When they moved to
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aking, we was drawn to the
niggas bro and they ended up one of
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them and up staying in the house
with us. Like my mama loved them.
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She had loved them niggas bro and
they would talk to their mama in
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Florida. And when they would talk, they were when he would get mad.
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They would be talking Prele and Ship
the whole time, like he would
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be trying to when every time you
get out the fire, You're like,
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what the fuck is poky song?
He's like it means like why, like
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why why? Why? Every time
you would talk I heard was why.
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So if you watch back that boy
too, uh in that part when there
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in the house, you can hear
the little one going like he said,
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with a gun. Always said why
how about how about this, Mike,
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let's talk to the witnesses. Yeah
we can't. Yeah, man, he
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said, let me get myself.
And that was the end of round two.
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All right, round down to it. We got motherfucker nutting professor hanging
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on to He is a kind of
run. But it's really, oh my
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good, this one gonna be another
professor versus white chicks. Ship. I
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thought we went major Pain. We
did. Damn you just went. He
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just wrote write notes right, So
one is m P, the other one
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is MP lord. Yeah, shorthanded, I'm short handed Ship, Okay,
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my bad, major pain, like
okay, major Pain versus white. Okay,
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I'm major pain. Okay, that's
me, that's me, Bro.
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I didn't have no one else to
kill. I'm calling pain Bro paint one,
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but I gotta go white cheese.
God damn major pain. Like,
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don't don't nobody need no killing.
Somebody's got game for this, blood Crumbody
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live whoy don't you fail down?
When they brought that motherfucker, that cupcake
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boy, they thought they had to
be some more. I gotta watch now,
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I gotta go. I'm watching that, you know. Let's go Friday
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versus Rush Hour, O Christ,
Classic Man, Chris stuff versus I ain't
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no anybody say he was no pump. It's neither. Beach watched this.
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It's a bomb in the ship here. You're going. Damn, you're going
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where you're going? Bro, we
know got siled. That's a god damn
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that's too good. Coming over here, looking like something like Janet Jackson looks
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more like Friday Jackson. Oh yeah, that may go Friday. I'm going
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Friday. That's my doubt. My
birthday, Bill, your birthday. You
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know where he's going. What's today? He's going Friday? Mother fucking What's
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what's the comedian name who was the
crackhead? Isail Christ taking? Like the
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tell nobody either, I ain't gonna
tell nobody. Ms Paul the Lord is
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my shepherd man Friday man, right
they who they just put out? Who
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the Friday just put out? Put
rush out? Yeah? All right,
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now, damn, this could be
this could be wild. What you got
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next Friday versus house party? Damn? That's why ice Cube is a dog,
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bro, I gotta go next Friday. Ice Cube is a genus.
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And I didn't notice it until I
went to doing the list, and I'm
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like ice c ice Cube, because
you do the thing that every like.
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He let you be yourself and like
find yours, right, that's what you
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do, right, He was his
talent. He right, that's what I
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wanted to look like. But let
me see what you just Williams was talking
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about. That's what Williams extra.
But yeah, I understand, yeah,
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but yeah, that's exactly pretty much
wrote this line. If you want to
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look at it like that, because
this ship is and little yeah, like
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a motherfucker, it's a good one
here. What you got life versus bad
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Boy's too hard in this ship?
Now, bro ship, now like my
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ship. But that motherfucking Bad Boys
too. That Hey, he killed his
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half mama. I don't know family. That ship was cold Blood, the
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Crazy Ship, Eddie Murphy and Martin
Lawrence versus Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
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Damn Martin, that dude. It's
it's so much little side ship with Mark
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like fucking I like Black Night,
I like I like to coach that basketball
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team to so much. It just
made great ship. Man, he did
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bro that when that bit is busted
on Bad Boys too, when he busting
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there doing the Butterfly, you better
breaking down right here? Yeah, yeah,
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got? And what's the other movie? Like, damn, I gotta
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I got. I don't know,
man, this is your step nigga.
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I had to watch it every day
in the rest of my life. I
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just watch both of them the rest
of my life, both of us.
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I got it because now what what
I'm judging off was just damn. They're
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both just great movie and Bad Boys. I gotta go. If I have
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one movie I can only watch the
rest of my life. I have to
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watch Bad Boys too, because ain't
no bitches on life but so much.
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Yes, I need to see some
bitches. You know what I'm saying.
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You know what I'm saying you got
exactly on a regular basis. What's his
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name? The dogs? The dog
died? He had man? Anybody else
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old read this? This is this
rough? What what you got? Let's
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go? I'm going first last,
but I'm going life. I'm going bad
405
00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:57.639
boys too. What you got you
ain't got. I gotta go life.
406
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:04.599
I ain't mad. Jokes about the
rain, Yeah, a man get it.
407
00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:10.960
He dies right there on the ship. Get right at twenty more years?
408
00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:15.079
How old was they when they were
sitting in there? God damn stadium
409
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:22.639
years old. Nigga one thirty,
He said, the niggas had to be
410
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:30.719
go, go go. It's the
wrong event. Oh man, semi finals.
411
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:35.360
Here we go on the motherfucker.
That's what I do. This is
412
00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:42.039
wow, what we got? But
major pain? Friday, Major pain,
413
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:46.320
Bro? I love pain. I
end the right now for me. I'm
414
00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:53.840
going major pain. I'm going Friday. What you're going major pain? Is
415
00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:58.519
that ship? Bro? That is
good family fun. See Friday's good.
416
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:05.400
We getting hind. You ain't got
no where you going. You shot major
417
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:07.519
pain. I heard you say major
pain, but then want to thank you
418
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:12.639
what you got these little bam bam. Bigelow was on major pain. I'm
419
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:17.360
trying to tell you. Bam bam, bigelow Joe. He said, I'm
420
00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:24.880
gonna take this ship Megan Good.
It was on motherfucking Friday making good.
421
00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:30.440
You don't remember that ship that wasn't
making good? Who you say was making
422
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:37.719
good? The little kid? The
kid, the kid when when head ran
423
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.480
pad that was I mean, that
don't count even if it was her.
424
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:45.039
But still, I'm just saying,
I don't know what you're talking about.
425
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:50.480
Why would you point out Meggie Good
as a child? Got me up?
426
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:53.239
I'm just asking you said that we
were talking about stars that have came from
427
00:42:53.320 --> 00:43:02.440
movies. Mother, I shouldn't say, you know, nod nod nod.
428
00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:06.960
She wasn't No, didn't no did
it. I'm just no, no,
429
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:13.719
we just want to do so clarifications. And then it didn't go back to
430
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:15.480
John, and then it didn't go
back to and we said Ice, you
431
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:23.639
made a lot of Yeah, I
got it. Under band was close to
432
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:29.360
you. When y'all see me on
another partcast be talking ship about you,
433
00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:37.679
Yeah, they know they know a
lot of hair on their face talking about
434
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:45.800
something. No Diddy that I wouldn't
had nothing to do with. Man,
435
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:50.480
were we're going where we're going.
But you gotta make a decision. Got
436
00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:59.519
to Major Pain or I go.
I can, Yes, he whispered,
437
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:05.079
It don't matter because I feel like
I'm going to Gets Friday even definitely when
438
00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:07.400
it gets ridy, for sure,
it's like because I get it, though,
439
00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:12.239
you might get another chance, all
right, maybe I don't know those
440
00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:21.360
Next the next part of this is
the Final four, Next Friday versus Life.
441
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:30.320
I got life, bro, I
got my boat in life, what
442
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:37.960
you got on dry? I got
your life life too. I got your
443
00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:40.719
life. And I love Next Friday, Love Friday. But that's that kind
444
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:45.119
of good though. Was then the
you had two teams and the final thing?
445
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:47.679
No ship? Yeah? Now this
is the finals. Yeah, this
446
00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:52.159
is the finacy. Who is it? And I love both of these movies
447
00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:59.960
Major Pain Versus Life. They both
in my God. I love they both
448
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:04.880
from my top five Love Life so
hard, but Life might be my number
449
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:08.280
one temple to us about one hundred
the grain. Yeah, I gotta got
450
00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:16.400
Murphy and Martin Lawrence in the same
Jean Ship, Bernie Mack ship. Yeah,
451
00:45:16.519 --> 00:45:20.480
it's a lot, it's a lot, a lot, it's a lot.
452
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:22.880
It's a lot. Even motherfuckers that
ain't really going to be funny was
453
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:30.679
funny and the mother got Anthony Anderson
and that Tory Yeah is that guy was
454
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:37.000
got to little brother got to Yeah, Joe Tory was poetic. Justice guy
455
00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:42.159
was the little brothers. They look
they look like brothers. They definitely brothers.
456
00:45:43.320 --> 00:45:46.440
Brother Yeah. Man, going with
life. I'm going life got too
457
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:50.119
many. They got a lot of
And I love major Pains so good.
458
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:58.119
Damn I love major I gotta go
life. Life is just major paint over
459
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:00.880
here. I said, Major Pain
gonna make it. According according to that
460
00:46:01.079 --> 00:46:07.039
list, they had Major Pain like
fiftieth what man, man, yes,
461
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:12.119
who? Yes, I don't agree
with Yeah, they had that ship fifty
462
00:46:12.239 --> 00:46:15.679
bro, and I was like,
there's no way they got no. It
463
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:20.960
was on I be. I mean, what motherfuck moves was ahead? Like
464
00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:22.800
I have to see. I would
have to see what it had to be
465
00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:28.719
some mind some bullshit we had to
be because Major Pain is the winner.
466
00:46:28.880 --> 00:46:36.119
Major Pain like it. No congratulations
to Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy. They
467
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:38.719
pulled off another man. Y'all want
to come to South Carolina, give you
468
00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:51.280
your trophy? Got one fu come
we got right here, swear best comedy
469
00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:54.719
ever, ain't no, ain't no
debates, please, there's no and what
470
00:46:55.880 --> 00:47:00.440
Martin really need to come because he
a two time winner, he wanted want
471
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:04.920
the best sitcom? Yeah, and
the best comedic movie. Come on,
472
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:10.480
we love you over here, up
me say love you brother? Life.
473
00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:17.639
Life is that ship? Man?
You know what make life really? You
474
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:22.440
got two of the best motherfuckers who
can act? Like, who got characters?
475
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:28.679
Yeah? You got any They motherfucking
made a different characters that they the
476
00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:31.280
best of that ship. Going back
to the starting my job at the bank
477
00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:37.079
money women, Yo, never get
that women in dresses like men in dresses
478
00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:40.760
thing. Bro, that ship to
me, I don't like how they I
479
00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:44.719
don't like how it's portrayed. You
know what I'm saying, Like if you
480
00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:47.320
go too far, Like like I'm
gonna tell you what I think was too
481
00:47:47.400 --> 00:47:53.159
far. I didn't like ving rings
that was dress type ship him? What
482
00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:57.599
was that movie? I know what
you're talking about. You ain't never seen
483
00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:00.800
that ship. You ain't never seen
the picture of it here it's called uh,
484
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:02.440
I forget what it's called, but
I know what you're talking about.
485
00:48:02.800 --> 00:48:07.639
Damn. Yeah, it's a holiday
movie, The Sweetheart or Sweetheart. I
486
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:10.400
just kind of like the dude out
now it's a dude. I kind of
487
00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:15.119
look like being ranged on a dress. Bro, I feel like, you
488
00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:20.519
know what the I'm talking about,
you know the dude? Yeah you know,
489
00:48:24.079 --> 00:48:29.280
yeah, yeah, that is being
ranged. Man. That's scary,
490
00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:34.320
so scary. I don't like how
when it when it's a comedy thing with
491
00:48:34.480 --> 00:48:37.000
black comedians, it's like, oh, you're wearing like like like, let's
492
00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:46.239
think about it, Martin. Yeah, Martin fucking hilarious. And you can
493
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:52.039
tell, and you can tell when
it's uh comedy situation it's a comedy.
494
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:57.039
And you can also tell when the
motherfuckers out of know what it's like put
495
00:48:57.079 --> 00:49:00.159
on this dress. None of you
see it. None of the women have
496
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:06.559
made Wanda funny. None of the
women doing Jamie foxx lip, what the
497
00:49:06.639 --> 00:49:09.280
fun up? Wig? And I
got you? None of them could have
498
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:14.440
made that funny. So I think
I just me as this my mind.
499
00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:17.000
I don't look at no men doing
that and oh they saw this soul because
500
00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:21.360
I guess I think Marlon Wayne did
some ship what he said, and I
501
00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:23.840
respected it, Bro, I respect
Marla Wayne a good bit. It's kind
502
00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:27.280
of hard not to. I don't
care if these niggas I don't care what
503
00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:31.280
their backstory is. But if they
funny, they funny. White men do
504
00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:36.920
it all the fucking time, and
they say nothing. Oh it's hilarious,
505
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:42.800
misdoubt fire, it's come on,
bro, Nobody said that. Nobody said
506
00:49:42.880 --> 00:49:46.559
nothing. That ship was figure.
Was he getting a Grammys in or whatever?
507
00:49:46.880 --> 00:49:52.239
What you get for that ship?
Oscar ship? Right? But when
508
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:54.599
men do it, it's for I
think, as long as you don't go
509
00:49:54.719 --> 00:50:00.960
too far, as long as its
integrity come on. It's like like when
510
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:07.039
you no long as you keep get
that money, generational wealth, I'm like,
511
00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:10.559
if you got the money, like
when like certain parts, like when
512
00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:15.599
Chappelle was telling how in the movie
Blue Streak, it was like he put
513
00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:20.199
him in a dress on his part, it's no need for it. Yeah
514
00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:22.599
you can see the part I'm saying. Yeah, you can see certain movies
515
00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:27.320
like I'm like, I feel like
theyve Chappelle and them, like when the
516
00:50:27.840 --> 00:50:31.800
that just because you wouldn't do it, don't mean because it's comfortable enough to
517
00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:36.400
do it and it's funny as hell, Like white chicks niggas killed, they
518
00:50:36.519 --> 00:50:40.239
killed. I would have not done
that movie. Kiss my ass. I'm
519
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:45.239
not white face me. The whole
time. Yeah, I wouldn't give that
520
00:50:47.159 --> 00:50:51.599
all. I wouldn't jump in the
dress. I don't give I wouldn't do
521
00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:53.400
it, not for the whole movie. I just wouldn't do it. But
522
00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:58.039
if somebody do it, I think
it's hilarious. If you can do it
523
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:04.719
comfortable with that ship, nigga,
let's due to be hilarious. Dress,
524
00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:09.280
you know, and unders I see
it both ways emasculation of us as men,
525
00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:15.480
and then the comedy is I see
it both waysmasculated, because that's what
526
00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:20.960
I'm saying, Like when certain like
it does, like certain movies don't need
527
00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:23.119
it in there, Like when you
read the script there's no dress, but
528
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:25.519
now you're sitting there like yeah,
and this scene is gonna put you in
529
00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:30.599
the dress. Like that, it's
necessary, it's necessary in some parts.
530
00:51:34.559 --> 00:51:37.880
If a regular woman would it would
not have been would they would have had
531
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:43.039
a scene or do And And what
would make that funny is that when people
532
00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:46.280
when like cat and everybody's talking about
men and the dressman and dress, they
533
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:51.800
don't really bring that ship up about
Martin because Martin killed that ship. That's
534
00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:54.800
why they don't bring it up.
But then he said Martin tried to get
535
00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:58.280
him. He was the first person
tried to get him in the dress and
536
00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:04.800
what's that big mamasizer he did?
Because I think Karen was leaning towards saying
537
00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:07.159
that, well, he's kind of
leaning towards saying that. Martin was basically
538
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:10.719
like, they was gonna do Bad
Boys kind of. That's what That's what,
539
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:14.360
That's what he said. He said
he felt like they was gonna do
540
00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:17.920
another Bad Boys, but no Big
Mama size. He was like, man,
541
00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:23.079
I'm good, you know. I
mean like you said though as from
542
00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:27.239
from hearing from a comedian teacher,
but I mean ship. It's like,
543
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:31.559
if that's how you feel, that's
how god damn Martin did a million characters.
544
00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:36.199
Martin was a master ship. It's
just like, like I said,
545
00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:38.119
it's subjective. You can think how
you want to think about it. But
546
00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:43.119
uh, and like if you don't
go too far, if you ain't doing
547
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:45.360
no, you know what I'm saying, Like, you're not doing like like
548
00:52:46.280 --> 00:52:50.880
I'm gonna tell you something that I
think it's worse than the fucking man wearing
549
00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:53.440
a dress. And this is one
of my favorite actors, dude, Stacey
550
00:52:54.119 --> 00:53:00.280
Uh from Goddamn The Wood. You
know what I'm saying. That the gang
551
00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:05.639
banger right when he went on to
play that lock up. That's worse than
552
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:09.599
he said. He said, that
ship the motion of a white boy ass
553
00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:16.480
out pumping this man face like he's
giving no did it like that's worse than
554
00:53:19.199 --> 00:53:23.760
that wore dress in front of you, like you sucking his di I just
555
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:29.519
didn't say that. I mean going
to fun addresses basically sucking dick, you
556
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:34.519
suck? Did you suck? That's
too much? That ain't funny. But
557
00:53:34.639 --> 00:53:37.639
even with that, yeah, fucking
him up, but that it's a jail
558
00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:44.199
movie that that ship is that you
did the whole visuals, the whole visual
559
00:53:44.840 --> 00:53:47.440
you didn't. You didn't have to
have that visual could have been like could
560
00:53:50.199 --> 00:53:53.280
it could have time? It is
and I'm about to put and then into
561
00:53:53.320 --> 00:53:58.159
the scene and then you see me
saying you know what I did right,
562
00:53:58.239 --> 00:54:01.320
You're right? Yeah, it was
a lot, he said. He said,
563
00:54:01.400 --> 00:54:05.639
he said it sucked him up,
and Broc I was like, damn,
564
00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:08.320
bro that's what said. He said
that ship the time he probably was
565
00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:12.800
like I gotta do this ship that
I gotta get this money. Realized he
566
00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:16.639
had a choice. He may I
don't know, man, because he was
567
00:54:16.760 --> 00:54:20.639
he was up to play. I
forget what movie said he was gonna be
568
00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:23.360
in a movie with Denzel Damn and
then he then he got in that trouble,
569
00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:28.000
got locked up from I hated that
ship, but I love him.
570
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:31.599
Oh yeah, I got Damn.
Stacey had and then they took it to
571
00:54:31.679 --> 00:54:37.960
the in the back. Honey,
you've seen Dope, the movie Dope.
572
00:54:37.639 --> 00:54:42.360
He brought him back and he played
Stacey. He played a security guard in
573
00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:46.880
the school. He was like,
that's your daddy about Stacey. Watched that
574
00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:54.159
movie called Dope movie. Yeah,
that movie, Like, oh you know
575
00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:59.360
me, yeah Stacey, Nigga,
that's your daddy about Stacey. He said,
576
00:54:59.400 --> 00:55:04.679
Oh my, he's the security guard
in the school. All right,
577
00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:07.360
man, that's it. Brother,
that's good. Ship. You got anything
578
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:10.679
anything you need to add, anything
you got going on, brother, any
579
00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:15.440
media you want to post. You
know, we're gonna plug that beer Game
580
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:21.480
twelve on everything that's here, Game
twelve on the Twitch side, or you
581
00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:25.480
know, and thing you know we're
doing working. I gotta I'm working on
582
00:55:25.559 --> 00:55:29.800
this little group of guys right now, man, group of people, not
583
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.599
just guys, but a group of
people were about to start a new YouTube
584
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:37.599
channel. We do like skitsy skits
or whatever my ship with. I wanna
585
00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:40.079
plug my homegirl money drill, she
a dog, got the ship man she
586
00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:44.599
been. We've been now doing this
ship together and then now about to go
587
00:55:44.679 --> 00:55:47.119
off and do my own little things
as well with that ship. So good
588
00:55:47.159 --> 00:55:51.400
ship. Yeah, it's beer game
twelve on everything. Man. That's it
589
00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:52.719
all right, before we go,
I got one more question. I ask
590
00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:58.280
you every time I see you,
when you get back on the stage,
591
00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:02.440
Bro, I'm back on the stage
the thing. Yeah yeah, yeah,
592
00:56:04.480 --> 00:56:07.840
you know, every time I see
you, I'm like that. And I
593
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:10.679
know you want the twitch look eating
roasty ship. Yeah yeah, I want
594
00:56:10.719 --> 00:56:14.719
to know. I just had,
you know, just had a lot of
595
00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:17.519
I needed some time, bro,
I had a lot of other ship going
596
00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:21.360
on in the background. I wanted
to break down and get out the way
597
00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:24.280
so I can focus fully on comedy. You know what I'm saying. I've
598
00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:29.079
never I haven't been able to focus
one hundred percent on comedy. I'm right
599
00:56:29.159 --> 00:56:31.360
there there so now, I man, I got so much ship, it
600
00:56:31.519 --> 00:56:36.159
looks bro. I'm just writing.
That's all I do. I write all
601
00:56:36.239 --> 00:56:38.480
day. I write all day.
I just write, just right, just
602
00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:45.840
all new ship. I'm working on
a new working Yeah, well a lot
603
00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:49.079
of there's a lot of scrolling.
Well, you know, i'd be high
604
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:53.280
and stuff, so some of them
could be other stuff. I'll be watching.
605
00:56:57.360 --> 00:56:59.480
I'm just writing, bro, and
I'm trying to come up with a
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new forty five. I'm trying to
a new hour man. I'm working,
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bro, working man. That's all
I want to for the rest of this
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year, y'all go see me back. I'm gonna be posting my uh comedy
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clips and stay on my hands.
If I don't. Oh yeah, you
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know, you to see a comedy
clip within the next two weeks. You
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know. I'm doing my open mics, man. I just I'm waiting.
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I was waiting on this one little
business thing and then I was gonna be
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on the road with it so I
can go to the open mics and Charlotte
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and Atlanta and Orlando and Houston.
I don't want to do open mics around
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here. That it's just kind of
not the same, you know, all
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right, Yeah, like once again
over here. Follows on all your social
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media platforms. That's Grumpy Old Mixed
tape across the board. Join Grumpy ot
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on YouTube, rate like, subscribe, Tell a friend to tell a friend
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to tell one more mother fucker that's
your what what fucking with you damn boys
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with the two locker Cup podcast,
because we're doing say what we damn well,
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please big nittle, you got anything
left? Yeah? I want to
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tell a story, not really good. I got you got a story.
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I know you have one, you
have plenty. But like I say about
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this time in honor of life and
Monolore's, if I tell you that a
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duck can pull a truck and shut
up and hook the fuck up peace,
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kick kicks no good. Treat your
man. How to squabble man, How
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to squabble epic line
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Just just know I was on your
side. It we got white chicks big
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Mama's House. I ain't gonna lie. I don't know if this is gonna
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be popular, but they got wh
white, white chick, white chicks.
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Yeah, I agree, bro CMEs
on my way, you know town too
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much. The motherfucking seeing where he
was acting like the Mexicans at the beginning
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of the movie brushed that motherfucker that
scene right there. I was like,
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they gotta do a movie and have
them to motherfuckers. Yeah, Brod,
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that seam was long. I gotta
go white chicks to that white chick is
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like, I don't want it to
be better than Big Mama's House, but
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it was money in the Big Mama's
house. I'm sorry you ever see you
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ever seen this? I don't know
why. I just thought of this ship
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high You ever seen the movie Master
of the Skies. Yes, when the
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nigga was playing, like, yes, you tell me what, David Spade,
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A couple of little was hilarious.
It's definitely side. I can tell
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just by looking at you. You
have a tiny penis a couple of I
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don't know what you think it is, all right, Your white cheese got
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it. All right, that's the
that's the first bracket. We're going to
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the ice cube. Bro to the
next brade. We got mother fucking Friday
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versus how high? So how did
I could kiss this guy up to this
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guy? Sorry? How high?
I'm saying, like, how high was
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that? That's my ship? That's
my ship? But money, what's his
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name? Minute? Who was not
one on six in part? But the
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dude from from being forget his name
the whole time? What about the other
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when they broke the damn wheel off
of the dude? Did you remember how
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he said, will, oh god, my will, that you are my
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will? How I was? I
was funny damn but bad man, all
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right, coming to America and I'm
gonna get you sucker damn Hey, yeah,
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gosh, I mean, you know
what, but sorry, I see
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how you how you feel it,
I'm here to tell you that's one of
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the funniest. Introduced me to a
lot of funny ship drop I dropped mine,
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had just found it, no plugs
from I got. I get the
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motherfucking toe scene. Bro, Yeah, the scene now when motherfuckers, when
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motherfucker came bouncing out of the courtroom
and the platforms with them fishing and laughing
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at it because at first they were
giving them. They said, you want
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to be a raid like that nigga
start like that, it's in danger.
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Come he would walking ship. She
ain't got that damn outfit from a good
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wheel fed up for a while.
That'ship. Funny money, one foot ship
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funny the ship where the motherfucker had
all them guns and shipped on him.
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They was gonna, you know,
go get shoot this mother had thirty eight
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guns on him. Man, Yeah, that she was too much. It
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was too much. I hear y'all. But they're going there against coming to
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we. You know, we gotta
point out the goods about to lose,
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right, you gotta give them married
to give him everything any wore like coming
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to except for class that we can't
give class. So we kind of got
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we kind of got to for the
for the the n I T. The
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n I T. Yeah, can
go to n I T. Get your
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going to the n I T.
Call T because you ain't finna be coming
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to coming to Americas like whatever.
Mother was like that boy good that random
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watching Yeah, man, come on, bron know man, we don't.
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Yeah, it was. It was
a great movie. Then all the way
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around, Bro, if he wants
to be called I'm going to catch Clay.
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I'm called I called Clay. I'm
gonna called clar Samuel Jackson in there
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robbing the place. That's a lot
man, that's a lot never age,
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that's a lot man. So just
too much. I'm sorry, I'm gonna
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but you're funny. Yes, all
right, we got we got Murphy.
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Come on, man, we got
Murphy on, Murphy Violence, Beverly Hills,
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Cop and Norbit man a man,
if it ain't hard, we bunh
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It's so funny. It is so
funny. It's one of the funniest and
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it is so much full of bullshit. Murphy on Chicken, but chicken,
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that's his piece of the chicken.
You know what you want the brush?
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Want you want the chicken butt my
easy piece. Come hold out, Norman.
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It's so funny and it's so stupid. Slide but the same. I
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don't know, Bro, I know
I love you. I can say,
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but you can't Hells car Classic Ship
was funny, but ship was even funny.
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Tail fight. Oh you're not gonna
fall. You gotta say it like
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your boy. Wait a minute,
I don't think we could. I don't
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mean any Murphy. It is all
Murphy. What damn nobody is so fucking
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nobody is stupid. It's just bitch. You don't trim that fact. Bitch
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got on the slash. All Right, we're talking to make you what we're
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gonna say. What you got going
going? Where you're going? Hey man,
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I'm going, mother Man, I
go Beverly Hills. Cop, bro,
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I can't can't. You can't be
I I you can't go, but
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I don't want no brand and I
just want mother fucking many. Fuck you
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know, fuck fuck you're going.
Man. If we're talking about all our
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funniness has gotta be whatever, whatever
in your mind is the criteria for the
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victory. Cop. Hilarious that got
do you know the real police chief in
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there was a real police chief.
He was on some fun ship. It
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was like corrupt. He was real
life in real life. Damn he went
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like the movie. But y'all got
to think that that was that was eighties
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eight Eddie Murphy and he know me
was two thousand ed mur Eddie Murphy was
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on the white people as it was
like I don't care, I know I'm
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black. People's kind of comparison.
You're going where you're going, bro,
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I got the fro and I'm telling
you all city where you're going this time?
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Man? Any funny hell money whenever
you're dressed up in the elephant.
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Man, you don't you know me
something get It's like this, Look where
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we going, Where you're going,
Where you're going, Where you're going?
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Man, God damn no, man, that's a victory because I was gonna
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go Norby too. It's tough.
That's ready. Let's go. Oh damn
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yeah, damn motherfucking rush out one
versus Blue Streak. I gotta go Blue
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Streak, Bro, Really, I
love, I gotta go. I love.
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I love Blue Streak. I love
Blue Streak. Rush Rush I was
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classic. It's like I just love
that's all. Rush Blue sings like one
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of my all. Man. I
got that FeAs all of a sudden,
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I got look shallow piece, what
candy with me? I'm going not gonna
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work. I got nigga say what
he got to the door when he got
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out of prison, he was like, damn when I left, you was
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like, now you're like he said, what once sho string with mother shoe
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string? Let me get flush you
ass with you my strength I get I
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get to rush out rush definitely that
ship. You ain't even got to just
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too much. All right, there
we go, headed to the headed to
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the Waynes region. Oh ship started
out with a debacle men in the first
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game, bad Boys versus Soul played
ship bad boy soul blass, stupid bad
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boys. You can't you can't,
you can't even laws. You can't not
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by fucking gaming, Oh soul playing
was not like to gay men to get
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out and fucking no snow dog like
shut the fun up ship, bad boy
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bad boys winning that one. What
do you say telling him something? Joe,
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Joe, repect this might liary?
No, no, say sexy,
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he's sexy, and that it's might
stupid. No, yeah, yeah,
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man boys, for sure, that's
the way you drive from now, Like,
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alright, what we got next?
Next up? We got next Friday,
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next Friday, and little Man Next
Friday, Little Man, little Man.
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We got some good ship. But
but it's next Friday Friday. Talking
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about it, all right, we're
talking about look at my roof, Look
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at I got to live her.
You don't with the back trying to jump
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on me? It hugging boomerang boomerang
versus house house party. It's good.
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We talk about it. Just funny
talking about whatever to win. I guess
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we're talking about comment. I don't
have love house. Yeah that his housewife
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were just talking straight coming up.
It was a great movie. Robin Gives
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was so fine on that movie.
Oh yeah, the kit, the kit
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was she was an then, Yeah, she never changed. I don't have
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any path, I said, think
about this down old thing I used to
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messing. Now the bear was on
that bit was nasty. Gina was in
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there that. I don't get it
though, that cooglar though, Man,
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y'all missing what I'm saying. Though, I don't know if that ship hit
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Man different, because remember I see, I see what you're saying. He
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was he what you're putting down.
But I ain't picking it up't picking it
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up. Here you go, But
I understand she look, man, what
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woman? You know? Just go
lean over and tell you right there,
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brot for little bit for some of
that you new nasty? Did she the
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herd ship about him? Yeah?
Want the house for the man? Yeah?
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House all about the Benjamin's baby versus
White Man Can't Jump? All about
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the Yeah, all about it.
I mean, White Man Can't Jump is
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a good movie, great movie,
great movie about it. I can still
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watch that over all about the Benjamins, come on and come to find out
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what we find it out? It
was Cube and who is the the comedy
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the comedian in there? Yeah,
he was on coke the whole time.
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He was definitely on coke the whole
time, he said, he said he
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was trailer crying. God damn,
that's funny, all right. And now
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the Martin Lawrence region, okay,
can get crazy with this and crazy for
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me. Man. It ain't no
levels, bro, these are the co
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bro. They are always there's always
a Presbyterian out there getting the ass whooped
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by South Carolina. Damn Dad.
So uh yeah, life versus. Don't
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be a menace while drinking your juices
in the hood. Life, don't be
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that. That ship is so stupid, it's very stupid. Classic Wings.
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What was the kids? Huh rocket? Yeah, retard? Yeah, who
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is the chicken on that chick with
all the kids? Oh? Oh that
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news she was printingant already. Yeah, he said, I'm praying. Look,
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I've done this. She say thirteen
times. What do y'all say to
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the nice man? Are you our
dad? Ship? All that being said,
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life, bro, life, you
know how to get that in here
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right as I go, smelling ass, I don't don't get it high that
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lower as a man. Thank you
again. Some ship like that you read
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the Bible, ain't a good one? Is good there? Bro? You
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know what fucked me up for a
long time when the god damn when when
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gold Mouth, when they was having
the day when the family came gold Mouth
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and it was the little dude that
came. Was that his daddy? Or
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was he the daddy of the little
that was that was his dad? Is
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damn I could not figure it out
for the life. I'm like either heat
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of daddy is. It's just a
mess. That's the part. That's the
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comedy. It is sleep talk bro
and his daddy little though it is not
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comb Oh motherfuck, you can't have
my car getting part two of my killing
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right? What you motherfucking farm from
from New York City said it? Boy,
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that's how the New York exactly real
life. Boy, too much man
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life is allowed all them nights,
b before I love this movie before is
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my ship never be hall them nights? It can't. But in fact,
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just and giggles, I'm going to
I'm picking before, y'all, before I
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love before. Yeah, you know
you picked that ship cause it ain't going
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to your part on motherfuck ship.
So when Gusto flipped over, there got
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not Gusto Charlie ship on that table. You thought your crew is deep bits,
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you got red Fox, you got
we're just gonna start. Yeah,
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we're just gonna got it. Bro. With Gusto doing the push ups,
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get some a little bit, bro. Yeah, Bro, she's in the
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tennis as she knew where he come, get the big big Yeah, I
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know that movie. That's my movie. Oh God, I'm black y'all and
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I'm black y'all, black y'all,
and I'm black back, black back back,
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and I'm black because I'm black man
before my ship. But that it
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was a good movie. Bad Boys
too versus under Cover Sorry Undercover Brother brother
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blow Out. It was Lawrence was
on ecstasy man. That it was the
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scene they called me Bunnett. The
scene, the scene when they was when
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they was in the TV store electronic
stuff. It was like you you take
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you put it in his and we're
gonna throw that bitch. You know,
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you gotta be fucking jock Stole.
Don't get it, Yeah, you can't.
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And then he said, Mike,
the bitching the mother roll. What
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the fuck is ground with him?
Push your dad legs? Dead leg on
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one or two, big fucking eyes. It was dead leg on one of
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two when they was in the moor
and the leg fell. That was challenge
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too, because yeah, because he
was on the XD that's how you got
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on the ship. Yeah right,
damn see four and five right along and
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Vampire and Brooklyn ship right along right
on the sid It was solid be minus.
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I ain't gonna give him be mine. We're talking about the same.
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I must be watching something else?
Did he talked about ride what I gave?
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I gave you the solid be plus? What right along? I like
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riding along? What part? Remember? I like the movie. It's a
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good movie to watch. There you
go. Kevin Hart was okay, that
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was a good movie. That's nobody
had to remember that playing that she was
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her name. They were playing video
games. Yeah, yeah, he was
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okay. Alright, maybe it wasn't
that good. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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All right, let's let's carry on. All right, we're going back
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to the take it back, broke
cold Down. That Wolf of Dog Boy.
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He did the woof of Dog,
the Wolf of Dog Dog. Alright,
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we got the wolf that it was
a man. He did the frey
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from the but that was then around
one. Fellas start around two. Let's
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go get it. Natty professor,
Professor, Professor, Nutty professor versus major
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pain, but major pain than I'm
going. I love personally what hunded,
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what's on you? It is to
me, it's hilarious. But I love
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God damn pain, Oh my God, like major pain like in my top
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maybe five, bro I don't know, top ten, maybe I don't know.
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Nutty professor is really good, like
it's really good. It's on you
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probably, Reggie one hundred. I
still do that when I go up the
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steps every day about nine times out
of ten. When I get to the
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top of the tailles, I go
one hundred. But remember but remember I
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am not your damn brother. What
you got a little man, were just
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colding. We went colding, damn
you brother, Uh major fa major pulled
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up sick. I like it.
I like it a lot on tough what
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you got barbershaw versus white chicks ship
God damn man, because I got you
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white just hate white chies. What
brot pure sting all day? White chick,
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white cheese. Carter When that nigga
was killing that he was he was
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on something, right when you on
something there dance? Yeah he was.
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Yeah, I had that from what
his story was told. Yeah, he
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was on something was on him and
he wheel the bitches out of the room.
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Wow, I still do man,
Terry cruise is a funny. I
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don't care what he had going on, Like, that's a funny one.
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Take that away from Okay, we
don't We don't have episodes where about Yeah,
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I'm gona I'm gonna shoot your leak. So he was. It was
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bad bad, y'all didn't wrong.
We did him dirty. I mean,
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I don't blame you though, I
mean you go you gotta have been.
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Yeah, but it's just like it
was just that time, so big,
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ain't no way to be a wont
allright Boom Friday versus coming to man a
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damn damn. That's a good one. Now, that's a damn good one.
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Cash damn both will put together damn
and and and the budget Friday had
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the god pull everybody get fired us
crazybody to get a dollar here you go
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home now, hold let me get
that and a stick of young Now you
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might be in the second if we
put off Yeah and on Friday, you
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get a faulty, Come on,
you want everybody? He made so many
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careers, with careers, yeah yeah, it was born right there, got
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coming to America. Play eight people, did eight people. He did what
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he had to do, to do
what he had to do. God damn,
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he was running Hollywood at the time. Classic, he was running Hollywood
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instant. Just just still to this
day, your oh Samuel Jackson, like
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motherfuckers came about that whole glow that
your good time. You got James for
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good times in there though, And
you know it's crazy. Everybody wondered,
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what the fuck really happened to James? That was it? The nigga didn't
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die, he left their ass.
And when when I got him in mcdalds,
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I was McDonald all the money,
the bullets, old money. He
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changed the name from James Evans to
James McDonald's right right the family. I
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love you, motherfucker to vote.
I was government man. You got Rogers
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Friday. I watched the seven thousand. I gotta go, damn. I
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watched both seven thousand damns, you
got them. I had to watch this
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ship for the rest of my life. Oh okay, yeah, I had
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to watch the rest that's a good
Way. I still would be lost one
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of them. Hey, you couldn't
go wrong either way the way. But
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I'm gonna go. I'm gonna coming
to America. Okay, so it's on
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me. I gotta go Friday.
I gotta go Friday. Carry on,
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motherfucking Norbit versus rush Hour Russia.
I'm going rush out. I love Norby,
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I love but I gotta go.
I can watch nor Way more time,
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watch Norby more than I can watch
Bro. It's just so many different
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things going on in norb It bro
from it is a lot from the brothers
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coming over goodness hauling ass like the
niggas a dollar man. You got well
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Hall he got and then and then
we leave out the fact that Cat Williams
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and Eddie Griffin was killing that ship
there, that ship they was brother Norby
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was in the bottom of the thing
and that nigga what uh yeah, nor
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of it man, I don't man
rush our tu tho you got rush our
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man, I don't know. I
don't know. I got Norway, I
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got Normy. I stick with North. I'm going rush Hour. I got
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us. Yeah, I know,
Bro, I know, I know,
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I know. Be alright, another
good one for y'all. Damn rush definitely
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Bad Boys versus Next Friday. Oh, I gotta go Bad Boys? What
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damn that damn Next Friday? Peaky
and that bit that big guy. Oh
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Michael Blacks in the little part,
I know he killed that ship. Uh
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he said, what the fun was
you eating this? You motherfucker? You
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black motherfucker. I'm just a beat, just a beat that man I could
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get you. Oh Man, Bad
Boys got man, Bad Boys got a
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lot of fu good ship, good
elements. It's just a great It's a
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great movie. And then this ship
is so funny. Next Next Friday is
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so fun baby ship you fin I'm
the King. I feel like motherfuckers just
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went like two years and just wrote
down all the bush he could write down.
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Bro put it. We didn't even
talk about God that motherfuckers winning a
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lot of it though the right exactly
like some sugar seven eleven, my friend,
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there's not like they look like on
the corner that it does it,
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my friend, fuck you, and
they always incorporate we that's the staples.
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I don't think I'm gonna go Next
Friday. I gotta go. I'm going
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Next Friday. Bro, I'm going
Bad Boys put some talk on, he
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said, put some myself on my
butto Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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it's on you playing. You look
good to me. It's fine whoever,
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it's fine, all right, movies, I gotta go you stepping day.
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No, I'm going next Friday,
Next, next Friday, up the
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paper next. It is got too
much. I love bad boys, though,
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when he was sucking his lip up
with the goddamn vacuum cleaners too much.
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I gotta find a way to get
this bread, huh, I said,
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huh, I got this bad?
You mean say you mama house party
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versus all about the Benjamin's baby.
I gotta go house. I gotta go
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house party too. I'm going all
about I gotta go house. About the
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bages, rut about party, house
party, got Bernie Bernie mckenne hate.
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I hate it too. I hate
what's snip. I hate the back of
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what you say. We would go, yeah boy, all right? What
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we got now? Man? What
you got? Name nine? Life and
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Harlem nine? I got life,
bro, hard to beat for me,
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Harlem Nights. It is hard to
beat, bro. I gotta come on,
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I got life. I ain't think
Hall of Nights is all that,
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bro. I'm sorry what you had
parts. But I adn't think read n
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I'm ready Mury shot a pinky to
motherfucker was a shop shooter, and I
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damn show wine shoot with this little
bad mother and hell, come on,
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man, you're right, I tell
you what we got. We have to
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go back to the word movie a
movie shoot us. Life is the better
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movie. Life is my ship at
the moving Life is the better movie.
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Hard nights, he said. Part
the story said, I hope you pitched
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the bed with the weak ass bladder. If I do, I'm gonna put
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the sheets on you. Man.
Come on, it was in there laughing.
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I mean because I can't see with
the toe in the bottom. Yes,
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exactly, white only pie, that
nigga. How much to turn his
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white only pie about? Yeah,
you said thirty five miles to the next
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you said, yeah, yeah she
needed operation. Oh she was. She
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was two dollars show Okay, okay, like we both got fuck because why
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you was over there and get the
the chirt whatever bitch, I started choking.
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Next time, man, no life, bro life, life, life,
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I live life. I go life
life, I go like I had
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and it had a better soundtrack,
definitely about like I had a mask.
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Man, Yeah, I feel like
this ain't go ship doing nothing. But
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I feel like when Casey and Jojo
made that song, they was in the
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studio sweating like Bobby Brown, Yeah
about a hundred, like yes, give
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me a tower. The next man, motherfucking bad boys to do us versus
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Vampire brook ship man, right,
I ain't know that that's that bad boys
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to tell you that it's Negress the
whole I'm sorry ecstasy thing from the he
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ingested the ecstasy to it didn't work
no more for him. That ship was
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hilarious to me. It's the tellout, oh ship, my ship until I'm
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on No not what he is there
with the Haitians though, that was the
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dog. That scene, who that
my devil? The devil? Yeah,
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welcome yourself the devil. That scene
may be one of the best fucking scenes
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in a movie. It was in
the room this big and aout bro.
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It was just one part that made
me love the movie the most because we
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used to uh, hang these Haitians
move to aching. When they moved to
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aking, we was drawn to the
niggas bro and they ended up one of
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them and up staying in the house
with us. Like my mama loved them.
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She had loved them niggas bro and
they would talk to their mama in
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Florida. And when they would talk, they were when he would get mad.
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They would be talking Prele and Ship
the whole time, like he would
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be trying to when every time you
get out the fire, You're like,
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what the fuck is poky song?
He's like it means like why, like
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why why? Why? Every time
you would talk I heard was why.
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So if you watch back that boy
too, uh in that part when there
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in the house, you can hear
the little one going like he said,
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with a gun. Always said why
how about how about this, Mike,
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let's talk to the witnesses. Yeah
we can't. Yeah, man, he
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said, let me get myself.
And that was the end of round two.
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All right, round down to it. We got motherfucker nutting professor hanging
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on to He is a kind of
run. But it's really, oh my
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good, this one gonna be another
professor versus white chicks. Ship. I
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thought we went major Pain. We
did. Damn you just went. He
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just wrote write notes right, So
one is m P, the other one
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is MP lord. Yeah, shorthanded, I'm short handed Ship, Okay,
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my bad, major pain, like
okay, major Pain versus white. Okay,
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I'm major pain. Okay, that's
me, that's me, Bro.
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I didn't have no one else to
kill. I'm calling pain Bro paint one,
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but I gotta go white cheese.
God damn major pain. Like,
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don't don't nobody need no killing.
Somebody's got game for this, blood Crumbody
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live whoy don't you fail down?
When they brought that motherfucker, that cupcake
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boy, they thought they had to
be some more. I gotta watch now,
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I gotta go. I'm watching that, you know. Let's go Friday
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versus Rush Hour, O Christ,
Classic Man, Chris stuff versus I ain't
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no anybody say he was no pump. It's neither. Beach watched this.
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It's a bomb in the ship here. You're going. Damn, you're going
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where you're going? Bro, we
know got siled. That's a god damn
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that's too good. Coming over here, looking like something like Janet Jackson looks
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more like Friday Jackson. Oh yeah, that may go Friday. I'm going
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Friday. That's my doubt. My
birthday, Bill, your birthday. You
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know where he's going. What's today? He's going Friday? Mother fucking What's
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what's the comedian name who was the
crackhead? Isail Christ taking? Like the
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tell nobody either, I ain't gonna
tell nobody. Ms Paul the Lord is
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my shepherd man Friday man, right
they who they just put out? Who
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the Friday just put out? Put
rush out? Yeah? All right,
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now, damn, this could be
this could be wild. What you got
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next Friday versus house party? Damn? That's why ice Cube is a dog,
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bro, I gotta go next Friday. Ice Cube is a genus.
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And I didn't notice it until I
went to doing the list, and I'm
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like ice c ice Cube, because
you do the thing that every like.
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He let you be yourself and like
find yours, right, that's what you
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do, right, He was his
talent. He right, that's what I
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wanted to look like. But let
me see what you just Williams was talking
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about. That's what Williams extra.
But yeah, I understand, yeah,
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but yeah, that's exactly pretty much
wrote this line. If you want to
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look at it like that, because
this ship is and little yeah, like
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a motherfucker, it's a good one
here. What you got life versus bad
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Boy's too hard in this ship?
Now, bro ship, now like my
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ship. But that motherfucking Bad Boys
too. That Hey, he killed his
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half mama. I don't know family. That ship was cold Blood, the
386
00:38:58.639 --> 00:39:07.480
Crazy Ship, Eddie Murphy and Martin
Lawrence versus Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
387
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:15.000
Damn Martin, that dude. It's
it's so much little side ship with Mark
388
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:22.599
like fucking I like Black Night,
I like I like to coach that basketball
389
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:30.519
team to so much. It just
made great ship. Man, he did
390
00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:32.599
bro that when that bit is busted
on Bad Boys too, when he busting
391
00:39:32.719 --> 00:39:42.239
there doing the Butterfly, you better
breaking down right here? Yeah, yeah,
392
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:46.440
got? And what's the other movie? Like, damn, I gotta
393
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:51.960
I got. I don't know,
man, this is your step nigga.
394
00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:53.480
I had to watch it every day
in the rest of my life. I
395
00:39:53.719 --> 00:39:58.800
just watch both of them the rest
of my life, both of us.
396
00:39:58.840 --> 00:40:01.480
I got it because now what what
I'm judging off was just damn. They're
397
00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:07.000
both just great movie and Bad Boys. I gotta go. If I have
398
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:08.239
one movie I can only watch the
rest of my life. I have to
399
00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:14.159
watch Bad Boys too, because ain't
no bitches on life but so much.
400
00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:19.400
Yes, I need to see some
bitches. You know what I'm saying.
401
00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:25.079
You know what I'm saying you got
exactly on a regular basis. What's his
402
00:40:25.199 --> 00:40:30.800
name? The dogs? The dog
died? He had man? Anybody else
403
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:43.000
old read this? This is this
rough? What what you got? Let's
404
00:40:43.039 --> 00:40:51.440
go? I'm going first last,
but I'm going life. I'm going bad
405
00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:57.639
boys too. What you got you
ain't got. I gotta go life.
406
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:04.599
I ain't mad. Jokes about the
rain, Yeah, a man get it.
407
00:41:05.639 --> 00:41:10.960
He dies right there on the ship. Get right at twenty more years?
408
00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:15.079
How old was they when they were
sitting in there? God damn stadium
409
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:22.639
years old. Nigga one thirty,
He said, the niggas had to be
410
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:30.719
go, go go. It's the
wrong event. Oh man, semi finals.
411
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:35.360
Here we go on the motherfucker.
That's what I do. This is
412
00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:42.039
wow, what we got? But
major pain? Friday, Major pain,
413
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:46.320
Bro? I love pain. I
end the right now for me. I'm
414
00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:53.840
going major pain. I'm going Friday. What you're going major pain? Is
415
00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:58.519
that ship? Bro? That is
good family fun. See Friday's good.
416
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:05.400
We getting hind. You ain't got
no where you going. You shot major
417
00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:07.519
pain. I heard you say major
pain, but then want to thank you
418
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:12.639
what you got these little bam bam. Bigelow was on major pain. I'm
419
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:17.360
trying to tell you. Bam bam, bigelow Joe. He said, I'm
420
00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:24.880
gonna take this ship Megan Good.
It was on motherfucking Friday making good.
421
00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:30.440
You don't remember that ship that wasn't
making good? Who you say was making
422
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:37.719
good? The little kid? The
kid, the kid when when head ran
423
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.480
pad that was I mean, that
don't count even if it was her.
424
00:42:40.920 --> 00:42:45.039
But still, I'm just saying,
I don't know what you're talking about.
425
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:50.480
Why would you point out Meggie Good
as a child? Got me up?
426
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:53.239
I'm just asking you said that we
were talking about stars that have came from
427
00:42:53.320 --> 00:43:02.440
movies. Mother, I shouldn't say, you know, nod nod nod.
428
00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:06.960
She wasn't No, didn't no did
it. I'm just no, no,
429
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:13.719
we just want to do so clarifications. And then it didn't go back to
430
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:15.480
John, and then it didn't go
back to and we said Ice, you
431
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:23.639
made a lot of Yeah, I
got it. Under band was close to
432
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:29.360
you. When y'all see me on
another partcast be talking ship about you,
433
00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:37.679
Yeah, they know they know a
lot of hair on their face talking about
434
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:45.800
something. No Diddy that I wouldn't
had nothing to do with. Man,
435
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:50.480
were we're going where we're going.
But you gotta make a decision. Got
436
00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:59.519
to Major Pain or I go.
I can, Yes, he whispered,
437
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:05.079
It don't matter because I feel like
I'm going to Gets Friday even definitely when
438
00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:07.400
it gets ridy, for sure,
it's like because I get it, though,
439
00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:12.239
you might get another chance, all
right, maybe I don't know those
440
00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:21.360
Next the next part of this is
the Final four, Next Friday versus Life.
441
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:30.320
I got life, bro, I
got my boat in life, what
442
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:37.960
you got on dry? I got
your life life too. I got your
443
00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:40.719
life. And I love Next Friday, Love Friday. But that's that kind
444
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:45.119
of good though. Was then the
you had two teams and the final thing?
445
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:47.679
No ship? Yeah? Now this
is the finals. Yeah, this
446
00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:52.159
is the finacy. Who is it? And I love both of these movies
447
00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:59.960
Major Pain Versus Life. They both
in my God. I love they both
448
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:04.880
from my top five Love Life so
hard, but Life might be my number
449
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:08.280
one temple to us about one hundred
the grain. Yeah, I gotta got
450
00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:16.400
Murphy and Martin Lawrence in the same
Jean Ship, Bernie Mack ship. Yeah,
451
00:45:16.519 --> 00:45:20.480
it's a lot, it's a lot, a lot, it's a lot.
452
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:22.880
It's a lot. Even motherfuckers that
ain't really going to be funny was
453
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:30.679
funny and the mother got Anthony Anderson
and that Tory Yeah is that guy was
454
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:37.000
got to little brother got to Yeah, Joe Tory was poetic. Justice guy
455
00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:42.159
was the little brothers. They look
they look like brothers. They definitely brothers.
456
00:45:43.320 --> 00:45:46.440
Brother Yeah. Man, going with
life. I'm going life got too
457
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:50.119
many. They got a lot of
And I love major Pains so good.
458
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:58.119
Damn I love major I gotta go
life. Life is just major paint over
459
00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:00.880
here. I said, Major Pain
gonna make it. According according to that
460
00:46:01.079 --> 00:46:07.039
list, they had Major Pain like
fiftieth what man, man, yes,
461
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:12.119
who? Yes, I don't agree
with Yeah, they had that ship fifty
462
00:46:12.239 --> 00:46:15.679
bro, and I was like,
there's no way they got no. It
463
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:20.960
was on I be. I mean, what motherfuck moves was ahead? Like
464
00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:22.800
I have to see. I would
have to see what it had to be
465
00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:28.719
some mind some bullshit we had to
be because Major Pain is the winner.
466
00:46:28.880 --> 00:46:36.119
Major Pain like it. No congratulations
to Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy. They
467
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:38.719
pulled off another man. Y'all want
to come to South Carolina, give you
468
00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:51.280
your trophy? Got one fu come
we got right here, swear best comedy
469
00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:54.719
ever, ain't no, ain't no
debates, please, there's no and what
470
00:46:55.880 --> 00:47:00.440
Martin really need to come because he
a two time winner, he wanted want
471
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:04.920
the best sitcom? Yeah, and
the best comedic movie. Come on,
472
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:10.480
we love you over here, up
me say love you brother? Life.
473
00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:17.639
Life is that ship? Man?
You know what make life really? You
474
00:47:17.719 --> 00:47:22.440
got two of the best motherfuckers who
can act? Like, who got characters?
475
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:28.679
Yeah? You got any They motherfucking
made a different characters that they the
476
00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:31.280
best of that ship. Going back
to the starting my job at the bank
477
00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:37.079
money women, Yo, never get
that women in dresses like men in dresses
478
00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:40.760
thing. Bro, that ship to
me, I don't like how they I
479
00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:44.719
don't like how it's portrayed. You
know what I'm saying, Like if you
480
00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:47.320
go too far, Like like I'm
gonna tell you what I think was too
481
00:47:47.400 --> 00:47:53.159
far. I didn't like ving rings
that was dress type ship him? What
482
00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:57.599
was that movie? I know what
you're talking about. You ain't never seen
483
00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:00.800
that ship. You ain't never seen
the picture of it here it's called uh,
484
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:02.440
I forget what it's called, but
I know what you're talking about.
485
00:48:02.800 --> 00:48:07.639
Damn. Yeah, it's a holiday
movie, The Sweetheart or Sweetheart. I
486
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:10.400
just kind of like the dude out
now it's a dude. I kind of
487
00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:15.119
look like being ranged on a dress. Bro, I feel like, you
488
00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:20.519
know what the I'm talking about,
you know the dude? Yeah you know,
489
00:48:24.079 --> 00:48:29.280
yeah, yeah, that is being
ranged. Man. That's scary,
490
00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:34.320
so scary. I don't like how
when it when it's a comedy thing with
491
00:48:34.480 --> 00:48:37.000
black comedians, it's like, oh, you're wearing like like like, let's
492
00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:46.239
think about it, Martin. Yeah, Martin fucking hilarious. And you can
493
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:52.039
tell, and you can tell when
it's uh comedy situation it's a comedy.
494
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:57.039
And you can also tell when the
motherfuckers out of know what it's like put
495
00:48:57.079 --> 00:49:00.159
on this dress. None of you
see it. None of the women have
496
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:06.559
made Wanda funny. None of the
women doing Jamie foxx lip, what the
497
00:49:06.639 --> 00:49:09.280
fun up? Wig? And I
got you? None of them could have
498
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:14.440
made that funny. So I think
I just me as this my mind.
499
00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:17.000
I don't look at no men doing
that and oh they saw this soul because
500
00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:21.360
I guess I think Marlon Wayne did
some ship what he said, and I
501
00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:23.840
respected it, Bro, I respect
Marla Wayne a good bit. It's kind
502
00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:27.280
of hard not to. I don't
care if these niggas I don't care what
503
00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:31.280
their backstory is. But if they
funny, they funny. White men do
504
00:49:31.480 --> 00:49:36.920
it all the fucking time, and
they say nothing. Oh it's hilarious,
505
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:42.800
misdoubt fire, it's come on,
bro, Nobody said that. Nobody said
506
00:49:42.880 --> 00:49:46.559
nothing. That ship was figure.
Was he getting a Grammys in or whatever?
507
00:49:46.880 --> 00:49:52.239
What you get for that ship?
Oscar ship? Right? But when
508
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:54.599
men do it, it's for I
think, as long as you don't go
509
00:49:54.719 --> 00:50:00.960
too far, as long as its
integrity come on. It's like like when
510
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:07.039
you no long as you keep get
that money, generational wealth, I'm like,
511
00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:10.559
if you got the money, like
when like certain parts, like when
512
00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:15.599
Chappelle was telling how in the movie
Blue Streak, it was like he put
513
00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:20.199
him in a dress on his part, it's no need for it. Yeah
514
00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:22.599
you can see the part I'm saying. Yeah, you can see certain movies
515
00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:27.320
like I'm like, I feel like
theyve Chappelle and them, like when the
516
00:50:27.840 --> 00:50:31.800
that just because you wouldn't do it, don't mean because it's comfortable enough to
517
00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:36.400
do it and it's funny as hell, Like white chicks niggas killed, they
518
00:50:36.519 --> 00:50:40.239
killed. I would have not done
that movie. Kiss my ass. I'm
519
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:45.239
not white face me. The whole
time. Yeah, I wouldn't give that
520
00:50:47.159 --> 00:50:51.599
all. I wouldn't jump in the
dress. I don't give I wouldn't do
521
00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:53.400
it, not for the whole movie. I just wouldn't do it. But
522
00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:58.039
if somebody do it, I think
it's hilarious. If you can do it
523
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:04.719
comfortable with that ship, nigga,
let's due to be hilarious. Dress,
524
00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:09.280
you know, and unders I see
it both ways emasculation of us as men,
525
00:51:10.039 --> 00:51:15.480
and then the comedy is I see
it both waysmasculated, because that's what
526
00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:20.960
I'm saying, Like when certain like
it does, like certain movies don't need
527
00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:23.119
it in there, Like when you
read the script there's no dress, but
528
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:25.519
now you're sitting there like yeah,
and this scene is gonna put you in
529
00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:30.599
the dress. Like that, it's
necessary, it's necessary in some parts.
530
00:51:34.559 --> 00:51:37.880
If a regular woman would it would
not have been would they would have had
531
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:43.039
a scene or do And And what
would make that funny is that when people
532
00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:46.280
when like cat and everybody's talking about
men and the dressman and dress, they
533
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:51.800
don't really bring that ship up about
Martin because Martin killed that ship. That's
534
00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:54.800
why they don't bring it up.
But then he said Martin tried to get
535
00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:58.280
him. He was the first person
tried to get him in the dress and
536
00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:04.800
what's that big mamasizer he did?
Because I think Karen was leaning towards saying
537
00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:07.159
that, well, he's kind of
leaning towards saying that. Martin was basically
538
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:10.719
like, they was gonna do Bad
Boys kind of. That's what That's what,
539
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:14.360
That's what he said. He said
he felt like they was gonna do
540
00:52:14.400 --> 00:52:17.920
another Bad Boys, but no Big
Mama size. He was like, man,
541
00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:23.079
I'm good, you know. I
mean like you said though as from
542
00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:27.239
from hearing from a comedian teacher,
but I mean ship. It's like,
543
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:31.559
if that's how you feel, that's
how god damn Martin did a million characters.
544
00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:36.199
Martin was a master ship. It's
just like, like I said,
545
00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:38.119
it's subjective. You can think how
you want to think about it. But
546
00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:43.119
uh, and like if you don't
go too far, if you ain't doing
547
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:45.360
no, you know what I'm saying, Like, you're not doing like like
548
00:52:46.280 --> 00:52:50.880
I'm gonna tell you something that I
think it's worse than the fucking man wearing
549
00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:53.440
a dress. And this is one
of my favorite actors, dude, Stacey
550
00:52:54.119 --> 00:53:00.280
Uh from Goddamn The Wood. You
know what I'm saying. That the gang
551
00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:05.639
banger right when he went on to
play that lock up. That's worse than
552
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:09.599
he said. He said, that
ship the motion of a white boy ass
553
00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:16.480
out pumping this man face like he's
giving no did it like that's worse than
554
00:53:19.199 --> 00:53:23.760
that wore dress in front of you, like you sucking his di I just
555
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:29.519
didn't say that. I mean going
to fun addresses basically sucking dick, you
556
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:34.519
suck? Did you suck? That's
too much? That ain't funny. But
557
00:53:34.639 --> 00:53:37.639
even with that, yeah, fucking
him up, but that it's a jail
558
00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:44.199
movie that that ship is that you
did the whole visuals, the whole visual
559
00:53:44.840 --> 00:53:47.440
you didn't. You didn't have to
have that visual could have been like could
560
00:53:50.199 --> 00:53:53.280
it could have time? It is
and I'm about to put and then into
561
00:53:53.320 --> 00:53:58.159
the scene and then you see me
saying you know what I did right,
562
00:53:58.239 --> 00:54:01.320
You're right? Yeah, it was
a lot, he said. He said,
563
00:54:01.400 --> 00:54:05.639
he said it sucked him up,
and Broc I was like, damn,
564
00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:08.320
bro that's what said. He said
that ship the time he probably was
565
00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:12.800
like I gotta do this ship that
I gotta get this money. Realized he
566
00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:16.639
had a choice. He may I
don't know, man, because he was
567
00:54:16.760 --> 00:54:20.639
he was up to play. I
forget what movie said he was gonna be
568
00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:23.360
in a movie with Denzel Damn and
then he then he got in that trouble,
569
00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:28.000
got locked up from I hated that
ship, but I love him.
570
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:31.599
Oh yeah, I got Damn.
Stacey had and then they took it to
571
00:54:31.679 --> 00:54:37.960
the in the back. Honey,
you've seen Dope, the movie Dope.
572
00:54:37.639 --> 00:54:42.360
He brought him back and he played
Stacey. He played a security guard in
573
00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:46.880
the school. He was like,
that's your daddy about Stacey. Watched that
574
00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:54.159
movie called Dope movie. Yeah,
that movie, Like, oh you know
575
00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:59.360
me, yeah Stacey, Nigga,
that's your daddy about Stacey. He said,
576
00:54:59.400 --> 00:55:04.679
Oh my, he's the security guard
in the school. All right,
577
00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:07.360
man, that's it. Brother,
that's good. Ship. You got anything
578
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:10.679
anything you need to add, anything
you got going on, brother, any
579
00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:15.440
media you want to post. You
know, we're gonna plug that beer Game
580
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:21.480
twelve on everything that's here, Game
twelve on the Twitch side, or you
581
00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:25.480
know, and thing you know we're
doing working. I gotta I'm working on
582
00:55:25.559 --> 00:55:29.800
this little group of guys right now, man, group of people, not
583
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.599
just guys, but a group of
people were about to start a new YouTube
584
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:37.599
channel. We do like skitsy skits
or whatever my ship with. I wanna
585
00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:40.079
plug my homegirl money drill, she
a dog, got the ship man she
586
00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:44.599
been. We've been now doing this
ship together and then now about to go
587
00:55:44.679 --> 00:55:47.119
off and do my own little things
as well with that ship. So good
588
00:55:47.159 --> 00:55:51.400
ship. Yeah, it's beer game
twelve on everything. Man. That's it
589
00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:52.719
all right, before we go,
I got one more question. I ask
590
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you every time I see you,
when you get back on the stage,
591
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Bro, I'm back on the stage
the thing. Yeah yeah, yeah,
592
00:56:04.480 --> 00:56:07.840
you know, every time I see
you, I'm like that. And I
593
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:10.679
know you want the twitch look eating
roasty ship. Yeah yeah, I want
594
00:56:10.719 --> 00:56:14.719
to know. I just had,
you know, just had a lot of
595
00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:17.519
I needed some time, bro,
I had a lot of other ship going
596
00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:21.360
on in the background. I wanted
to break down and get out the way
597
00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:24.280
so I can focus fully on comedy. You know what I'm saying. I've
598
00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:29.079
never I haven't been able to focus
one hundred percent on comedy. I'm right
599
00:56:29.159 --> 00:56:31.360
there there so now, I man, I got so much ship, it
600
00:56:31.519 --> 00:56:36.159
looks bro. I'm just writing.
That's all I do. I write all
601
00:56:36.239 --> 00:56:38.480
day. I write all day.
I just write, just right, just
602
00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:45.840
all new ship. I'm working on
a new working Yeah, well a lot
603
00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:49.079
of there's a lot of scrolling.
Well, you know, i'd be high
604
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:53.280
and stuff, so some of them
could be other stuff. I'll be watching.
605
00:56:57.360 --> 00:56:59.480
I'm just writing, bro, and
I'm trying to come up with a
606
00:56:59.519 --> 00:57:02.480
new forty five. I'm trying to
a new hour man. I'm working,
607
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:06.679
bro, working man. That's all
I want to for the rest of this
608
00:57:06.840 --> 00:57:09.119
year, y'all go see me back. I'm gonna be posting my uh comedy
609
00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:12.639
clips and stay on my hands.
If I don't. Oh yeah, you
610
00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:16.920
know, you to see a comedy
clip within the next two weeks. You
611
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:21.280
know. I'm doing my open mics, man. I just I'm waiting.
612
00:57:21.400 --> 00:57:23.159
I was waiting on this one little
business thing and then I was gonna be
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00:57:23.199 --> 00:57:25.760
on the road with it so I
can go to the open mics and Charlotte
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00:57:25.800 --> 00:57:30.599
and Atlanta and Orlando and Houston.
I don't want to do open mics around
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00:57:30.679 --> 00:57:32.920
here. That it's just kind of
not the same, you know, all
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00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:37.360
right, Yeah, like once again
over here. Follows on all your social
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00:57:37.400 --> 00:57:42.400
media platforms. That's Grumpy Old Mixed
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619
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to tell one more mother fucker that's
your what what fucking with you damn boys
620
00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:55.719
with the two locker Cup podcast,
because we're doing say what we damn well,
621
00:57:55.840 --> 00:57:59.920
please big nittle, you got anything
left? Yeah? I want to
622
00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:04.000
tell a story, not really good. I got you got a story.
623
00:58:04.039 --> 00:58:07.840
I know you have one, you
have plenty. But like I say about
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00:58:07.920 --> 00:58:13.760
this time in honor of life and
Monolore's, if I tell you that a
625
00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:17.440
duck can pull a truck and shut
up and hook the fuck up peace,
626
00:58:22.000 --> 00:58:30.760
kick kicks no good. Treat your
man. How to squabble man, How
627
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:34.239
to squabble epic line
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