March 21, 2024
Episode #158-“Sweet Toothes”
We continue with March Madness with the “Sweet Toothes” bracket where we get to the best candy on the planet 🌎. Along with a few other topics on the episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape.
We continue with March Madness with the “Sweet Toothes” bracket where we get to the best candy on the planet 🌎. Along with a few other topics on the episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape.
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What up, Homie? What up? What up? What up? Yeah?
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Anyway, bro, I gotta give
a rest in peace to the first
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female rapper ever signed to death jam. One of the hardest, the motherfucking
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hardest, goddamn the boss, motherfucking
boss. Oh sir, yes, yeah,
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So I'm gonna start to show out
about doing that, man. And
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today we're gonna continue marsh madness with
these brackets. Okay, we got a
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candy bracket. We're gonna go over
today, So get your sweet tooth is
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ready. On this episode, a
gruppy oh mixture is in Gang kid Kicks
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No good, Yes, yes,
yes. I would like to welcome y'all
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to another episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape. I'm your host dob hs and know
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I'm here as always with my guy
and yours the Dawn himself, big tie
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neidle Boom. Welcome, niggas.
You could have been anywhere in the motherfucking
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woman the bird designed to be here
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dusty motherfucker, that dusty damn gusty
motherfucker that you are indeed fucking with your
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cup damn And we are the two
locked Cruel Podcast. And why because we
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do and say what we damn Well, please man with some bad motherfuckers.
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Birdyballicle, you gotta talk like this. You're talking about mother? Oh man,
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what's up? Homie? Ship goddamn
things? Bullshit man, same old
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bullshit, old people trying to give
me diseases? What the old people?
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God damn that two piece special.
You know. I work places, you
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know, and uh wow, working
places, but sometimes people don't have no
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way to stay. They come there
and they have place. Statement. Yeah,
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old lady calls the job phone.
It says, yeah, you know,
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I got my iPhone but somehow then
got it off the after off the
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Wi Fi and I need some help. Okay yo, boy yo, you
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need me. It's simple, it's
how it steps to it. Bring it.
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You can bring it up here,
We'll do it. That's fine.
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You say you want to come up
here and let me help you. Motherfucker's
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cut comes up there, looks like
she's on the edge of death and she
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got a bag of towels, talking
about yeah, I've been sick all night.
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Oh no, but a bag of
towels, I said, ma'am.
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The first thing, you're gonna take
them towels back. We don't need them
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here in the lobby. You need
to take them back, Take the motherfuckers
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back. So she's like, you
just want me to tell oh, I
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just take them back to the room. Yeah, just put them outside your
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do the housekeepers and get them there
get sick because I'm not disgusting. So
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the whole time she's coughing and and
through the throughout the process, she's telling
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me she's deaf. She's like,
I can't hear them deare now, my
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god, hold on, hold on, I just talked to you on the
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phone. You ain't say nothing about
being deaf. We talked fine, but
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down here, she's not down here
because you just a little it's a lot
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of position to what the fuck you
got going on with the bullshit? Now
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you getting here exactly? So she
leaves, comes back with that coughing ship
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coming back because you want me to
do her phone? She colling a she
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I said, ma'am, I can't
touch that phone. The little girl who
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the girl who releaves me. Nikki
she down there. Now, keep in
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mind, is Nikki she fixing the
brothers and it's another dude down there,
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he waiting for breakfast. Both of
these motherfuckers have gotten up. I'm over
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on this side. They're gone,
They've gotten up and moved. It's far.
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It's far to the wall. They're
on the other building. Yeah,
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it's time ago. The whole time, I'm telling her, yeah, I
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can't. I can't touch that phone
though, I said, ma'am, just
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sick. I said, look,
I can't get sick. I said,
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you sick. You done came out
here with that. Nah, man,
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I can't, I said, I
can't get that. I can't. So
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nigga saw that ain't no where,
and fuck I was gonna help her.
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So Nikki came and put on the
masks and gloves and was like, hold
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on, I'll go ahead and get
out, and I got the proper ship
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on. Because of customer service,
bro, you need better customer service.
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Bro. I ain't got no problem
with customer service, but I ain't getting
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sick for yass because what she had, what she had. Come to find
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out later, bitch had the blue
bonney plate. You found out that.
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I just guess I ain't ever heard
nobody cough like that had that. She
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was coming from the blue lagoon,
that coll It was just coming from the
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inners of the inners. She was
calling from her soul. Yes like this,
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Nah, bro, old white lady, Look, I ain't got nothing.
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Old people trying to hear me with
the fake cry. She didn't.
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She didn't know who she was working
with. You just say, man,
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because I'm old and I'm just old, bitch. Look, it's a blessing.
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Better this little bitch. It's a
blessing. It's a blessing. I'm
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old and I'm older. Tears,
bitch, if you show me, want
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to show me if I fixed your
phone with my tongue. I'm just saying
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that's that's the one that's not confident
you. Tears was coming older like man,
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gone with that ship. Man,
you know you was wrong. Bring
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your ass down here with that.
That's a budge it, bro. You
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should you should have called me and
say I've wiped my phone down with sanitiz
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and put it outside my door.
Can you come put the ship on it?
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That way, I wouldn't have to
deal with none of your coffee out
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of war gloves. Did it.
Think about the next man. Everybody ain't
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trying to be fucking up. I
ain't trying to be fucked up. Man,
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I'm sinking on COVID regulations change now, ain't no COVID regulation. You
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get that ship. You don't stay
out of work, you know, mouckers.
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Thanks cool now like, yeah,
I'm fucked up. And again this
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ship deep. But it's on candy. That's the law now in it.
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Know what I'm saying. That's the
law. Nighter, that's that's that's it
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ain't nothing because it used to be. You know, you get the COVID.
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Yeah, yeah, they say,
go to work, go to work
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with the ship. Motherfucker as a
dog writing that motherfucker, this is ridiculous.
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Hey, are you planning to move
to Massachusetts? Maybe? All right,
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let me give you something you need
to be aware of if you move.
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I was thinking about it. Massachusetts
officials ass residents to lean and helping
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hand and offer migrants an extra room
in your house. So if I go
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up there acting like a migrant,
I can get free room and board,
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Yes you can. Oh, ship, if I have like a migrant,
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I can get a free check,
Yes you can. I should go to
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Massachusetts, act like I'm a fucking
migrant, because because you know in New
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York they got a thing where they
got a debit card. They're given to
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these mothers. How do they know
you a migrant? I don't know,
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man, You don't have to papers. Your English is broken? No me
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no North Yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, where diego? I am Chinese
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on a migrant. You ain't got
to be migrant, can be evenm anywhere.
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I can't even fucking Canada a Canadian
migrant. They give it, they
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give it out money, man,
they give it out money, the legal
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immigrants. Yeah, I know I
need part of that, bro, I
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need a piece that, you know
what I'm saying. Man, But but
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you know, soon as you say
you know, you know, you know
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we built this We built this country. Nobody is nobody here alive right now
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as a slave we give. We
built this country. You know, we
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need some We gonna have to do
some research on this to figure out how
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he's gonna div these bitch. But
you jumped the border. Hey, come
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up, bro, hold on,
hold on, hold on, I got
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money for you, brother, brother, your brother even got the jump the
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fence. No more you getting the
room board, health care food and this
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motherfucking dead because you can go out
here and by crack with this mother,
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They asking mother, they asking motherfuckers
to lean out the back room. Yeah
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to a motherfucking L. Salvadorian who's
part of MS thirteen. You what,
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I ain't got no problem with an
L. SAVADORI with MS thirteen, But
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I can't give them a God damn, I can't give them room that when
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I'm getting fucked over here, I'm
paying taxes on top of taxes, and
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I'm to give you a room.
Glocier when she said she had Cubans on
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Glocier to saying I'm paying taxes on
type of taxes because this ship is insane.
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You're paying your money for, you
pay taxes for. You get it,
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You're paid taxes to spend your ships. You pay taxes doing at the
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end of the year. You know
there you're gonna have in your back room
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if you cubs on what you know
what you have in your back room if
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you move to Massachusetts Cubans on Cubans
you may have Cubans for real ship.
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That's wow. Yeah, bro,
So I'm just letting you know, if
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you you know, if you want
to move to Massachusetts. It's cool you
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can, but it looks like you
got I mean, you just gotta know
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how to go up there. I'm
going. I'm going up there migrants.
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You might get that knock on the
door. I'm migrating up there. Had
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a curly hairs. Yeah, I'm
from I'm from somewhere else. Cut it,
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cut it low, so to be
waving curly. Look, I'm gonna
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be from somewhere like between the Satha
doing somewhere else. Did you know that
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you never heard of what the fuck
the smart smart and everything? They asked
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me and be like where diegle?
Where digle I ce d a? But
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where do you go? They're gonna
say, they're gonna give me a disability.
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They're gonna say up he just keeps
talking about diego. Either way,
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you get a check. Yeah,
so you're good e B T check room
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in the back of somebody. God
damn house ship. That's you good good,
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I'm good good man. So shout
out to all the legal coming over
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here getting that. I can't hate
on them. I can't hate on the
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motherfucker because americaan't give me ship.
I can't hate on y'all. Get every
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goddamn pity'll can get from them.
They're so fucking stupid. Everybody getting money
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except bus bro. Yeah, the
motherfucker Ukrainians. Yeah, I told you
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about that god damn bardy that I
mentioned about my dimssion in one episode about
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the Holocaust victims. Motherfuckers money getting
enough. They got another chick or something,
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ain't it? But it ain't no
more Holocaust victims. They're still alive.
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It's still so loud. I get
the families, the families of them.
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That's bullshit, families and slaves.
But that on count because it was
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so long unergo bitch dad bro,
when the fun was the Holocaust? That
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on wasn't That wasn't too long ago. Yet I'm about tired of that ship.
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I'm serious need a new excuse.
Many don't tell me they ain't get
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in. We can't get it,
bro, all they told you, We
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already told you we got figgy fuck
though. Come on, we continue to
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give labor free labeled to build,
to build generational wealth for mother. Just
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pay me what you weigh me,
bro, bro ship just add up the
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hours brod hours up and then you
got each side cool motherfucker's talking about you
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should give it to him in scholarships, working on the scholarship. Go to
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school, bitch, I'm fifty school. You should give it to them laying.
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Know. How about you just give
me the money and I'll pay my
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ways through school. If I want
to do that, I'm pay for some
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damn laying. If I want to
go by crack, I'll buy that ship.
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What over the fun? I wanted
to funk that? How the fun?
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You're gonna tell me what I got
to do? Because black ass want
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to go to cool? Everybody I
don't want to go to school. Fucking
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cool. Motherfucker's damn ah. Man, that's the one ship pissed off already,
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all right, it's something else.
Northwest has announced she's working on her
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first album, My Kanye Daughter.
Yep, you know what it's called East
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West south By south south By Southwest
No elementary school dropout. Damn, that's
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what's scary. That's what they're calling
it. That's scary elementary school dropout.
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That's her tight that's the tight up
album. Man's gonna be the ship?
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Doubt it all my niggas drug and
is she gonna so? Is she gonna
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have a feature from Blue on that
motherfucker because they don't fuck had a feature
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from jay Z. They don't fuck
with each other, the fun Blue Blue,
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Blu little bit more advanced right now, Blue on top of his ship
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right now. So I don't know, man, Maybe maybe elementary school drop
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out, elementary school dropout. I'm
definitely looking for it. Look for em
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elementary school dropout, buddy, damn
it. Kanye probably gonna do the beat.
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So is he he producing it?
Probably? You don't give a I
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don't give a fuck. It's Kanye, wes Bro. I'm done with Kanye.
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You can't make ship that I would
like at this ever. Nah So
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unless he's unless he's reputting out one
of his first three albums. I'm not
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saying I hate Kanye. Hate is
a very strong word. You love,
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That's that's shrough. Hate is very
strong. Have you ever loved Kanye?
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I never loved Kanye, just dislike
it. I dislike Kanye, like I
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said, I don't for his music, to what he's doing. I dislike
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Kanye for his fucking antics, for
being a jackade, for being a stone
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cold jack ass. You know what, Maybe he can't help it, Maybe
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he maybe he's retarded. Wait a
minute, said, I was gonna stop
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saying retards, but he's not really. He's not really retarded, so I
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can see him. It's probably a
clinical things slow. I feel like Kanye
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has special needs. I do.
Kanye by choice is the special needs.
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We should we should do a show
and say things we don't like about Kanye,
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because I know what I know.
One thing I don't like about it.
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Give him goddamn teeth that like that
that broke the bulls back for me.
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I almost I could still funk with
Kanye a little bit. Yeah,
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but every time I see them teeth. Let me tell you, since we're
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previewing the things we don't like about
Kanye episode, I got one thing I
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don't like about Kanye. What those
fucking swords around his mouth? Hold on
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man job? But they come in? So when do you still not like
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him? I fucking don't like him. I don't. That's one thing I
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don't like it about Kanye. So
we're gonna we're gonna keep this episode.
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One more thing I don't like fucking
close so tired of his girl dressing with
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that ship man that his wife.
Another thing that is about Kanye I dislike
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about Kanye the fact he tells Kim
to get his children off the internet all
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the goddamn time. I really tells
me to get off the internet because he
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don't want them to see the way
he's parading around his butt naked as wife.
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Maybe maybe maybe that's a good thing, maybe a good Now there'll be
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traumatized. Man, that bullshit,
Because I have seen him some ship.
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I was like, no, man, the wild man. It's a different
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type of wild going on. Man
and the man being. I don't even
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know, man, I don't got
a lot of damn money. He got
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a lot of He got a lot
of money too much. You got a
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lot of guy, damn. That
was the downfall of Kanye. I don't
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I don't know what's done. I
know the downfall and money it was so
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basically, Kim should have never gave
him eighty million to get him out of
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that. She should never give a
nigga on pussy. She should never gave
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him no pussy and started sucking with
that nigga. It was good for her,
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but she didne fucked them up because
his mind is fucked up. You
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fucked up like that Kardashian. Shit
is crazy. Nah, that's him.
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It's a track record ain't it.
Ain't even told them lam At them was
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fucked up before the end. He
was even more he wasn't. They found
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him in a brothel. Then he
almost died. Yes, he almost died.
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He almost died before fucking with them
too old him. He was smoking
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crack, doing cocaine before all them. Well, maybe he just started doing
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more. Maybe that's the thing.
Maybe the level of cocaine and cracked that
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he was doing just rolled so significantly. So he was already just yeah,
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he was already going. You need
to read his book because he don't lie
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about Nigga was smoking keys of crack. Yeah, he was fucked up already.
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Let me go, let me go
get my package. I need to
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keep it. Smoke Kanye, Kanye, We're gonna do an episode about it.
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You know what else? Kanye's shirts. Somebody somebody held Kanye one of
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them them shirts he bought. That
Kanye ship was Kanye's shirts that you made,
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the Kanye sell ship with fucking fish
grease on it. Already, what
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this dog? You see the shirts
they got things and ship, Man,
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that's bullshit. Man, Kanye selling
fucking socks with god damn coasters on the
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bottom them pod ship. He got
some ship called the Yeasy Pod. It's
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like a sock with like two coasters
on the toes. And Kanye for man,
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all that ship. Kanye doing show
to Miss Burgo Vixen, Kanye lover
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man. I wasn't gonna talk about
this ship, man, But really,
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I ain't about I really don't give
a funk about this next ship talk about
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I mentioned because it's quote unquote news. Thirty nine year old uh Deyrah Michelle
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announced she is pregnant by twenty two
year old NBA player Jalen Green. Oh
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yeah, alright, cool, all
right, ah man, let's see,
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let me see if I had anything
else. Shout out to a mirror.
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Ain't ain't nother fucking name. I
don't know who the is the mir just
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one thing gives a name. It
ain't a mirror. What it is?
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Not a name? What name?
I forgot, Marie, it's spelled the
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mirror. You can't read. I'm
telling you how it's fucking spelled anyway.
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Shout up, you know what.
Let's go back to something were previously talking
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about about the reparations. They say
they should just give us money for scholarship.
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Maybe you ain't got to use all
of it. A couple of either
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way, shout out to that motherfucker. Man. I was listening to that
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ship all over. That's my ship, that's my ship. I was listening
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to Bobby Brown. This is the
only ain't got no play in my rideing
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about two years until what today?
And what you know you're getting, boy,
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Bobby Brown goddamn helicopter and did a
kick karate a front kick he did,
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and did Charlie Murphy. He did
Charlie Murphy front kick. Bobby is
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entertainer, bron You ain't entertained by
the bullshit that dude, man, Bobby
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Brown is absolutely positively that guy.
Man. All right, get into the
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bracket, man, all right.
Like I said, we're doing this candy
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bracket in honor of March Madness.
Like I said, throughout the month of
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March, we will be doing lists
and brackets. And today, damn hey,
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I got a quick announcement, man, ship, write it down.
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We're fitting right it down. Here
we go. What's this month? Mark
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man, March twenty month, Man, March. I've been yelling March Man.
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I yelled March Manness for the past
minute. Anyway, March twenty fourth,
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we are having a guess. He's
a returning guess. Motherfucking beer game
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twelve. Okay, he's goddamn it, man, he's back again. He
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came last year. He was doing
the list. My goddamn Monkey County,
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he said, he said he likes
he liked coming in March because he liked
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fucking with the list. So we're
doing a doing a big list. So
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we'll see bird game. He got
some ship going on to Man, we're
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gonna talk about a bunch of other
ship too with him. But yeah,
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all right, let's get into this
list. Man. Candy motherfucking brackets.
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Now, all right, what we
do always with these with these bread If
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you see a candy that you don't
like, if you have a replacement for
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it, you can replace it.
Do you see anything you want to get
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off of here? I mean,
I mean, I ain't gonna kick nothing.
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I mean they're gonna they're gonna kick
their damn off. True. Indeed,
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I don't know who the fuck is
buying Twizzlers. True, indeed,
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the fuck is Twizzlers made it this
far. Wait a minute, we're gonna
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get it. We're gonna get into
Yeah, you're ahead of you, got
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that just stuck out. I understand. I definitely understand. So we're gonna,
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well, I did I see one. I'm gonna replace sweetish fish with
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now now, laters, Yeah,
get that ship out of here because I
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never had I have had a sweetish
fish, but it's it's sweetish fuck nasty.
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Yeah, I have one. They
used to sell them out at a
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job I used to work. Yeah, they did. Only gay people are
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allowed to have those. Now I'm
blowing. So gay people only eat Swedish.
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No, you're full of ship,
full of ship. But I'm trying
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to make you gay, bro fish
making gay. That's why I'm taking them
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off. The were going to hell? All right? Yeah, I spots
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that ship got reserved. Got it's
like direct to director's chairs. That's take
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a lot of I think a lot
of motherfuckers down. They ain't got no
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chairs. You see that sitting on
and rotten on brimstone, on fire,
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on flames, and I know you're
getting the goddamn this is too much,
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all right. Yeah, we're getting
sweetish fish out of there, and we
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are replacing them with Okay, all
right, first round, first game of
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the night. Who is it?
Brother Reese's peanut butter cups? So tasty
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boy against Whoppers by trash Whoppers awesome, straight up got its. Yeah,
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I never bought oneps have only been
eight because they're leftover Halloween candy leftover.
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The only time I've ever ate a
one. They left over when you had
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that big bag of mixed candy car
and everything picking around the whoppers. So
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you end up just and then you
walk into the room and you're like singing,
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like fuck, god man, they
ain't they fine? The Yeah,
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they're great, great, they're great
candy for the whoppers up fine if they're
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free. If this was the free
candy, Whoppers is up there one because
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you with the free candy, you
got whoppers, you got butterscotch, you
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got candy corn, see right in
the mix of that. But but you're
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going up against a real juggernaut right
now, bro, So recent peanut butter
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cup wins, Yes, flo flawless
victory ass whoop one hundred and six.
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The forty two ship Lord and that
forty two ain't get no no points.
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No, you don't need them in
the free I bought Reese's Peanut butter Cups
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and loan Yeah. I spend two
dollars for the loan pack. The motherfucker
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give you a recent peanut buttercuse.
All right, damn friend them, that's
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friendship. Get Pam the motherfucker give
you Ree's peanut butter cups. He's like
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ship, mother mother, give your
woppers. You're looking at him funny like
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I get ship. Bro, you
snake your snake in the grass, like
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you bought these ships. Come on, bro, does if I see a
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mother fuck in the store in front
of me buying a whip, I slapped
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out they god damn like you know, goddamn with no cut. Damn I
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take him from him? Eat them? Why because at that point they're free.
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If you go right now in a
convenience thore and buy some whoppers,
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that's stale because they've been there four
fucking years. Telling you anybody buying no
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ship. I ain't never seen nobody
buy a box of whoppers. Bullshit,
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Bro, you're right, but what
is as whooping for whoppers? I like
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them? Maybe? All right,
second game, you just were talking about
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these motherfuckers. Let me tell you
something, BRO, don't know who did
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the seeding Sniakers is low. That's
a bad season for sniggers. It is.
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It's bad, ye, real bad. They're going up against Twizzlers.
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Man, I never like Twizzlers ever, how could you? It's fucking bullshit.
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But I could make twizzles Twizzlers right
now with what ass? But you
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can literally make Twizzles out of cardboard
and super glue. Twizzlers is plastic.
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It's like it's almost like plastic,
but it's a little bit more soluble.
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So like enough, it ain't like
white, no taking wax, but no
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damn taste. Whizzer is funny.
So that ship is that ship should have
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been off. That ship is like
wax plastic with no flavor. They colored
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it though it is color and it's
twisty. Twizzlers don't get twitters. Did
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we even say who they're going up
against? The going up against sniggers,
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who wouldn't do it matter who they're
going don't even matter. Man, They
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could went up against wopples. They
could have really went lost. They could
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have went up against Swedish fish.
While we're here playing games, Sweedish fish
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whooped twists. It had been a
close one. Sweetish fish dem whoop twistlers
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as woppers would have whooped the ass
big time. You know, Yeah,
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they don't even be free to ship. Yeah, Twizzers. Yeah, the
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fun out of here Twizzlers and Snickers. Snickers went by, I got them
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last. I got a up story
about Snickers. If you want to hear
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one. I'm just saying, if
you want to hear one, man,
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people probably want to hear people hear
them. The story about about sniggers.
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As a doctor, right, she
was having allergies. She was like allergic
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to some ship. So she called
and she go get checked out or whatever.
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Mother was like, I'm only the
doctors like I'm allergic. I'm only
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allergic to roaches, right, mm
hmmm allergies or whatever. The them was
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like, you eat candy balls,
eat sniggers? Yeah, yeah, there
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you go, because and when you're
making them in a plant, you are
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allowed a certain amount of roaches to
fall into them. Yeah, so they
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are roaches mirrors only in America.
I'm just letting you know, bro old
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quick story time for you that she
found out she was allergic roaches and she
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didn't know why you eat sniggers?
Yeah I eat that. Yeah that's bullshit,
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the roaches, bro, I'm just
letting you know. So that does
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that make Twizzles look a little bit
better? Hell? Nah? I mean
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they probably allowed and twists the little
little red ants and ship man. All
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right, next go round, next
round, next, motherfucking now and later
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Junior Mint, junior moffy, I
mean junior mints. Mints, I like
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now laters than that. Bro,
You can't go wrong with Nihilator. You
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can damn sure go wrong with the
junior Mint. If it ain't after dinner.
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Why if it ain't after dinner and
the restaurant that you're eating in is
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offering them free, why the fuck
you missed? Motherfuckers, some motherfuckers that
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by junior miss bro. Mother,
If I see you in the store with
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some junior miss bro, I'm probably
slapping the ship out your hand. I'm
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like, bro, go get your
go, get your rope. Snickers,
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bro, Ship do better, damn
you some candies from goddamn candy Ship now,
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Candy's candy, candy candy. All
right, all right, this is
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an interesting matchup right here, Bro, it is. It is very interesting.
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We got it's a good one.
It's a good one. Kick cat
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Yeah, so tasty, so crunchy
versus jolly ranchers, so fulfilling. Yes,
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man, I'm gonna tell you this. I'm gonna give you my take
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on it. Pick who you want
to pick. But kit Cat is kind
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of like every now and then thing
like, hey, got go get me
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a damn kit Cat. Are you
in the store and you're just looking at
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the candy, waiting and love,
Get a good kit Cat. Jolly Ranchers,
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you eat them anytime. You can
fuck on your time. You can
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fuck around and have a pack of
Jolly Ranchers on you and you sit there
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and you will eat that ship all
day long. Yeah, that's right,
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that's right. I bought bags of
Jolly Ranchers. I bought packs of kit
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Cats. Right, That's the only
thing to say about I feel like kit
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Cat is like every now and then
Jolly ranch is good for any time of
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the day. You wake up in
the middle of the night, pop your
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Jolly Ranches. Right. I was
gonna go kit Cat, but you make
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a very great point there, so
I'm going all right. M and ms
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Versus gummy bears, I mean,
gummy bears are cool. They cool,
397
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:56.640
man, for some people, there's
a lot of people love like I feel.
398
00:30:56.079 --> 00:31:00.599
I feel like the younger generation would
be like gummy bears, But for
399
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:03.640
me, it's a it's a land
slide. Eminem's brother, I ain't with
400
00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:07.400
the gummy bullship. That has been
cool. I should have asked I should
401
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:11.279
have asked. Yeah, I should
have asked Melot about that before I brought
402
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:15.960
it over. No, because she's
gonna love to She like gummy bears like
403
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:19.440
she loves gummy bells, though the
younger it's a younger thing. Yeah,
404
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:22.920
she would have said gummy all day. Yeah, you're right. But since
405
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:33.160
we two old, grumpy motherfuckers,
all right, next round, motherfucking you
406
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:38.920
got you got motherfucking twigs, the
two brothers against the whole motherfucking Milky Way.
407
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:42.960
I go twet. I gotta go
twist twixes, twixes. The motherfucker.
408
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:45.839
I can count the number of Mickey
Way bars I bought in my life
409
00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:52.440
about about Mickey Way before. It's
mainly this fucked up, mainly the way
410
00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:57.240
that I make Milky Way. You
buy the variety pack of candy bars for
411
00:31:57.559 --> 00:32:01.119
Halloween, and those are the ones
that are left over there. You can
412
00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:05.680
get them. Yeah, but yeah, we go, but we're going we're
413
00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:09.720
going twitch twigs with that one,
because Mickey Ways whatever. All right,
414
00:32:09.799 --> 00:32:15.799
Next up, we gotta go mother
fucking get tools versus sour Patch kids,
415
00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:22.079
now, even though they say Skiers
is probably the worst candy you can eat
416
00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:25.000
for your health, Skinners is pretty
damn good. Skin is very tasty.
417
00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:30.519
And sour Patch kids is more of
a uh, I'm gonna little sour thing
418
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:35.720
today, you know what I'm saying. Skittles. Anytime I leave this motherfucker
419
00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:37.279
right now, I eat a bag
of Skittles. Motherfuckers be killing them.
420
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.200
Sour Patch, they do, but
it ain't they can't eat that forever.
421
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.400
Your tongue, you the number the
motherfucker your tongue. You're right right,
422
00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:54.039
Skittles like one, all right at
the number two seed which whatever you can't
423
00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:02.759
think they can now ain't gonna de
seating is yeah cool. But as far
424
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:08.400
as being a good candy, yeah, good candies. Star Wars versus Nerds,
425
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:13.599
No, bro, it's pretty good. I mean it's really it's a
426
00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:17.000
it's a battle. It is a
battle of chewy versus crunchy. Yeah,
427
00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:22.559
they got crunchy. Be a motherfucker. Crunch is good. But that starburst
428
00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:28.400
star burs is it's like starburs.
It's damn near refreshing stars is a star
429
00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:31.319
burst. Starburst is like bread.
It is the bread of candies. Nerves
430
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:37.279
is tough. Man Nerds flavors on
east side. Nerves is very good,
431
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:39.279
and you they got the got the
one where you can mix them both together.
432
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:44.519
Ners is very taste, and they
got many flavors. Let's start.
433
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:50.400
I'm gonna go Starbursts because that's that
old school star Burs. Yeah, and
434
00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:53.640
I'm going by like just me.
I bought Starburst Nerds. I bought a
435
00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:58.640
bunch of damn Nerds. It's just
Starbards. Like I said, Starburs is
436
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:00.359
damn near. It is refreshed,
and when you buy into it's damnly like
437
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:04.400
you're drinking a solda. It is. And then see like Nerds, it's
438
00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:07.360
like I can, I can like
kind of go through Starburs kind of.
439
00:34:07.360 --> 00:34:10.320
I eat one, you know,
not chew it all up and swallowed it,
440
00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:13.760
you know, because it's just chewy
ye, So you kind of have
441
00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:15.880
it a little while. But the
Nerds as soon as you hit your mind
442
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:22.559
crunching and don't right right, So
start, nerves is crackedr Ners crack.
443
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:28.400
Nobody wants to be a crackead.
Nobody don't want to be cead. Motherfucker's
444
00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:37.400
all. We're going Starburs. Oh
Man, Next second round. I got
445
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:42.480
a question while we said crackhead,
can you ever not be a crackhead once
446
00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:46.559
you are crackhead? No, you
told me? She was like, yeah,
447
00:34:46.599 --> 00:34:54.159
you know, I used to smoke
crack. Crackhead, it used to
448
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:59.960
It's like like you smoking a wire. Just say just say, don't ever
449
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:01.719
say I used to be don't even
let nobody know. Yeah, don't tell
450
00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:06.079
nobody remember. But if you don't
ever say you used to be a crackhead,
451
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:09.599
because that's an oxymoron. It is
like a players saying I used to
452
00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:15.599
play basketball. Know you play basketball? Right on the second round, let's
453
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:20.199
start from the bottom and go up. Okay, uh star burds versus skittles,
454
00:35:20.280 --> 00:35:23.840
damn okay, and then getting into
it right there. I mean,
455
00:35:24.800 --> 00:35:28.639
it's it's a good one. Now
it's a good one. Now it's a
456
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:34.280
good one. I gotta gok man, I gotta and guess what. We
457
00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:36.920
love it. It's a good that's
a good battle. But I gotta go
458
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:39.880
sk We don't want it less kill
your damn skitters. Turn your hands all
459
00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:45.920
different. Just think about what they're
doing to you inside up. But I
460
00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:53.280
gotta go skills. What you got
next? M and MS versus I gotta
461
00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:00.159
playing. I was gonna say no, I ain't gonna lie. If it
462
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:02.119
wasn't for the Eminem Peanuts, I
might have to go twist. Yeah,
463
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:06.679
if it was only playing, I
probably would go tw we go twiggs that
464
00:36:06.800 --> 00:36:08.320
ship for a long time, that
was the only candy I eight for a
465
00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:13.920
candy ball. That was the ship. But right, it was just playing
466
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:17.280
Eminem's yeah nah log with peanuts.
But I gotta have it. I gotta
467
00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:21.400
have it right, you're right,
you're right any given time. What's next?
468
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:27.159
Who we got nine later and Jolly
Ranchers. Oh that's pretty good.
469
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:31.679
Damn damn man, it ain't gonna
lie. I gotta go Jolly ran I
470
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:35.480
got to I gotta go. I
gotta go. Jos A good bath.
471
00:36:35.599 --> 00:36:38.079
That's a good battle, a good
one because now Ladies is a motherfucking up.
472
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:40.760
It's like the bad thing. What's
good for me? Because I like
473
00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:45.320
them too. It's like, you
know, how you bout the long packs
474
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:50.880
of knowledge with I got like four
of each flavor. Yeah, like if
475
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:52.559
I going, if I go in
my breakroom right now at work, the
476
00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:57.719
bananas one was left right on the
table. Damn, I fucked him up.
477
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:01.119
The banana ups, not the Naihilators, but like the fake Nihilators,
478
00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:07.719
the off branding Nihilators. Yeah you
yeah, if you want at the later
479
00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:10.119
now, if you won't at the
bus stop you went in, I believe
480
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:14.119
that I want. They only sold
him. Now had the bus stop,
481
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:17.119
Well we had, we had the
fake Nowhilators, Right, you had the
482
00:37:17.119 --> 00:37:20.760
Annohlags, but then you had the
fake Nihilator. They're like about five ten
483
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:23.960
cent less. Yeah, no,
ladies, wasn't nothing but the fucking well
484
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:28.800
guess what, no back now,
I think the Nihilators was like a quarter.
485
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:30.320
The pack of the little pack Annohlads
were like a quarter at the corners.
486
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.679
Fake ones was like fifteen ten or
fifteen cent. So you get a
487
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:37.239
bunch of them motherfuckers. Yeah,
just see what you're saying. But banana
488
00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:40.639
was a busting ass flavor for that
ship. Every time I go in the
489
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:45.159
break room, I see bananas just
sitting on that Yes to me, let
490
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:47.000
me get this man in. I
just walked up and take it. But
491
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:51.320
who were going with? I'm going
with Jolly Red. I'm going with Jolly
492
00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:55.920
Wrenches as well. Love loves Annowhilators, Buty sorry ass kicking what we got
493
00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:00.440
all right, this is pretty good
one right here. Now Reese's Peanut butter
494
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:08.280
cups versus the legendary Snickers. Damn, that's that's but I gotta go,
495
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:14.639
bro. I gotta go Snickers because
I feel like I feel like if you,
496
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:19.039
if you can swing me if you. The only reason I say that
497
00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:22.280
because I feel like it's Reese's peanut
butter cups. So it's chocolate and peanut
498
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:24.760
butter. I may not want peanut
butter with my chocolate all the time.
499
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:29.880
Snickers like anytime. Thing like if
I offer you, if I offer you
500
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:36.840
a fucking Snickers, well, if
I offer you peanut butter, I mean
501
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:45.639
it's it's hard matter with some sense. Let's see if my guy picks up.
502
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:49.599
Man, I told I might give
them a call. I'm gonna say
503
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:59.480
if it picks up, hmm,
let's see. Yo. There you go.
504
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:05.920
Before before we get started, on
warn you you are live on grumpy
505
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:13.360
on mixtape record that will incriminate yourself. I tell you what, I'm not
506
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:15.920
even worried. Gentlemen, How how
do we do? Gentlemen? Were excellent?
507
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:22.119
We have first we have gotten to
our first bumped heads on this when
508
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:23.760
we can't pick. I picked one, he picked the other. The first
509
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:31.000
second round, it is who was
it Reese's Peanut Butter Cups versus Snickers?
510
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:37.760
Oh boy boy, y'all called yes, sir, I picked. I went
511
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:43.280
with recy with Ree's Peanut butter Cups
because fuck is Recey's Peanut butter cups.
512
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:47.000
I'm sorry. And I went with
Snickers because I'm sorry. I understand that.
513
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:51.880
But I tell you what. Here
we go, Here we go,
514
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:54.519
this is, this is he got
a lot. Here we go to tie
515
00:39:54.599 --> 00:39:59.719
break. Let's go. We'll see. I'm biased, all right, although
516
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:01.519
I love vote, but if you're
gonna call me and ask me to tip
517
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:06.880
the scales, and I gotta lean
to Snickers over the reason? Why,
518
00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:12.480
sir? Why? What? What? What leads you to that side?
519
00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:17.679
I gotta have logically, I need
to know. It's very simple logic.
520
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:25.880
Taste better, bro. I disagree. I super dis I super disagree,
521
00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:31.079
but I'm out voted. You voted
voted. I mean, hey, look,
522
00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:36.079
man, this is a this is
a battle of contention in my household.
523
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:40.360
Because the lady loves research. That's
her favorite, my favorite. That's
524
00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:45.760
tough. Hey, So I'll tell
you what, big tie. I always
525
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:47.960
knew I like you, brother,
I always knew I like you. You
526
00:40:49.039 --> 00:40:53.039
pick the win inside exactly. Well, all right, brother, just needed
527
00:40:53.079 --> 00:40:57.440
you to break that tie. If
we have any if we run into another
528
00:40:57.480 --> 00:41:00.320
one, we probably be calling you
back because during the day and a lot
529
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:05.480
of people at work and you are
chilling. Man, hit my line.
530
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:07.000
Brother. I wouldn't say I'm chilling, but just no, man, hit
531
00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:10.119
my line. I got you,
brother, all right, y'all be good?
532
00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:14.719
All right, man, there we
go, there we go. Damn,
533
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:21.239
that's time. If you think about
it, really, listen, listen,
534
00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:23.320
listen to this logic. Okay,
it's hard to pick between them.
535
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:29.639
You know why. They're basically the
same because but you got you got Reese's
536
00:41:29.760 --> 00:41:34.159
peanut butter cups, but snikers actually
have peanuts in them. Yes, but
537
00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:40.639
I think that the crunchy part that
that is doing because it's creamy but it's
538
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:45.760
crunching and it is and it's not
too much crunch, yes, and it's
539
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:49.719
all and it's also satisfying to a
point. It's not like butterfingers because butter
540
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:54.320
fingers big crunch, big time crunches
and it gets like and it gets chewy
541
00:41:54.360 --> 00:42:01.400
and ship get it. You gotta
be here get and I like butter fingers,
542
00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:07.840
but I like I like yeah because
you the leftover Halloween. You don't
543
00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:13.519
butter fingers little better things. You
don't buy them. You just you're getting
544
00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:17.760
appreciated free left over ship. So
I like the free ship. Oh man,
545
00:42:19.079 --> 00:42:22.039
all right, what we got next? Okay, we're starting from the
546
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:23.719
bottom again. I'm going to top. Got to go down over the bottom
547
00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:28.320
the bottom. Boy, we got
M and MS. Just wait, this
548
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:31.159
is the final four. Oh my
god, bro quick, oh my goodness,
549
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:37.119
let's go and M all right versus
Skittles ship. That's a goddamn cook
550
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:39.000
one and a good one. To
me, it is a good one and
551
00:42:39.159 --> 00:42:43.159
good one, a very good one. It's bullshit to me, it's good
552
00:42:43.239 --> 00:42:45.159
to me, and it's a good
I gotta go with M and MS because
553
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:49.639
I got to go about what I
bought. Walk if I walk into the
554
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:52.480
goddamn hot spot right now and they
say you can have any kit pack of
555
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:59.760
candy you want, yeah, I
mean it's as is good. Skittles is
556
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:02.440
good. Good, like you have
the skills pulling in your hands. The
557
00:43:02.559 --> 00:43:07.679
makeup, I think it's the makeup
of the eminem with peanuts. Yes,
558
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:13.440
it's like, that's the whole peanut
in there. That's where that slip a
559
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:19.679
candy coating. Now it's simple,
but it's mad, see, and that's
560
00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:23.320
and that's why where Eminem has that
advantage. That peanut, but that peanut
561
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:29.360
one, that's the advantage because the
plane plain is cool. But they won't
562
00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:32.039
make it this far playing it if
it is, if it w said Eminem's
563
00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:36.280
plane, and see, look they
might not have got past gonna be bad.
564
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:38.639
And you got to understand, I
don't know how you eat how you
565
00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:44.159
eat them, how you eat them, Eminem's plain. Not the peanuts,
566
00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:50.800
peanuts, peanuts, I just mind. I put them in my mind.
567
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:54.760
Chocolate. I don't suck ship.
I bite, I bite the ship,
568
00:43:54.880 --> 00:43:59.760
and I cut cut the coat off. I cut it down to the peanut.
569
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:05.039
Eat the peanut. Didn't eat the
eat the So you bite it and
570
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:07.679
you take it out. So I
take the goddamn Yes, wait a minute,
571
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:12.079
I bite it and take the peanut
out the motherfucker. Do you take
572
00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:17.599
the candy shell out your mouth?
No, like like a goddamn chip.
573
00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:22.119
That's what you want to putting motherfuckers
in your cheeks. Eat the peanut and
574
00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:27.159
bring the candy back then that's a
lot, bro, it's a lot.
575
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:31.400
I just I just eat the motherfucker. You're being finished with your bad fast
576
00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:37.440
and you'll be asking for some of
my ship and be like no, so
577
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:44.840
Eminem has made it the motherfucking championship
rhyme. They whip skilled us ass,
578
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:51.719
all right, what we got here? Who is we got snickers versus jolly
579
00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:59.800
rancher? A good one. That
is a good one because one it's like
580
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:04.559
it's all like what you need at
the time, because yeah, there's two
581
00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:12.360
different types of skin. You can
work out the dollar rancher niggas. Yeah,
582
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:15.800
damn, that's a tough one.
I'm going I'm going jolly rancher,
583
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:19.280
bro. I mean that's I got
to go with that too, because what
584
00:45:19.400 --> 00:45:22.239
would I go and buy? Probably
a jolly rancher. That's just me like
585
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:27.880
ship for ships and giggles. Though, let me see a big game,
586
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:30.800
Okay, I'm gonna tell him.
I want to say, let's see.
587
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:34.679
I want to see what he say. Let's see if he's fucking around.
588
00:45:34.719 --> 00:45:37.480
If you don't pick up, we're
gonna go with what we picked. But
589
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:43.519
if not, we let him let
him pick m There you go, Let's
590
00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:55.159
see what the fuck he got going
on? Mm hmmm mm hmmmmmmmmmm. There
591
00:45:55.199 --> 00:46:01.400
you go, Big game twelve?
What brother he before we get started?
592
00:46:01.400 --> 00:46:07.119
To make sure to let you know
that you're alive on the Grumpy Old mixtape.
593
00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:14.519
So okay, we are doing a
candy bracket and who the who else
594
00:46:14.639 --> 00:46:19.280
to call but the motherfucker who was
tossing fucking South Patch kids all over the
595
00:46:19.360 --> 00:46:29.159
studio. We we are down to
the final four and we're trying to decide
596
00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:35.480
between who who is Snickers Snickers Versuslly
Ranchers. This is to go to the
597
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:47.119
final game Snickers Niggas versus man Reese
Cups got that last round? That was
598
00:46:47.199 --> 00:46:52.119
tough. Let me just say,
first of all, you keep on bringing
599
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:58.800
up me uh got yesterday. That
wasn't just that. Hey look man,
600
00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:01.519
look that wasn't good me you were
saying going on in the house. I
601
00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:05.639
was high, I was. It
was a lot going It was a lot
602
00:47:05.760 --> 00:47:10.559
happening within that Yeah, man,
my fingers, my fingers was bigger than
603
00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:17.639
the hole aloud to keep Yeah,
and I clean you clean what I cleaned?
604
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:21.360
Though? More I think that was
your app might have seen your that
605
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:24.400
man, bro, I watched it
a few times. You just you just
606
00:47:24.519 --> 00:47:28.760
was throwing this ship up and mission
in your mouth and carrying on about business.
607
00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:32.119
No man, that's what man,
y'all that like the niggas in there
608
00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:37.559
was y'all bouncing off the wall when
your hash you don't know, different is
609
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:42.039
different? You don't know, oh, y'all. Oh, so y'all ain't
610
00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:44.639
gonna tell the truth. We were
trying to play the game where I was
611
00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:50.960
throwing it in your mouth. Y'all
had the mouth, so y'all ain't gonna
612
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:52.800
tell me. We was in there. We was in there. We was
613
00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:55.480
in there. We was in there
before the cameras cut on and we were
614
00:47:55.519 --> 00:48:00.440
doing the ship liked. Y'all wanted
to catch it anymore. Was like a
615
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:07.679
trip, no catching and no was
going on. Want in your mouth,
616
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:13.079
y'all wanted to catch it in your
mouth like the shrill. I was not
617
00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:21.519
here. He was, he was
by himself. Thought, that's a little
618
00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:31.039
sour past is everywhere you thought,
was I don't know what I'm gonna go
619
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:37.400
with. I gotta go with God. Damn man, that's a hard one.
620
00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:40.639
Now. If it was jolly,
If it was jolly, rats dummies,
621
00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:45.639
the sour, sweet and sour gummy. I would probably go with them,
622
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:52.000
but I gotta go a Snigga balls. Yeah, Nigga has done it.
623
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:54.000
Nigga is in the fight. Yeah
man, all right, yeah,
624
00:48:54.199 --> 00:49:00.360
Nigga, that man wrong. You
cannot go wrong with you know what,
625
00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:05.320
either one. You couldn't go wrong
with either one. But you go wrong
626
00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:07.320
with either one. But you you
Uh, it's funny you called me and
627
00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:10.599
asked me that chicken last night.
I was, I was high and the
628
00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:15.400
last thing I ate was a Snigga
boss. Man. He's just stuck in
629
00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:17.840
his brain. He just stuck in
his brain. Man. I just I
630
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.280
just had to wash my damn sheet
because I woke up with chocolate over my
631
00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:27.679
damn Man. You got a lot
of suspect ship going on over there.
632
00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:35.480
Boy, chocolate was that Nigga was
looking like the kids. You know how
633
00:49:35.519 --> 00:49:38.360
the kids be trying to eat and
stay up at the same time. Head
634
00:49:38.519 --> 00:49:45.639
bother. I'm still eating that mother. All right, man, We appreciate
635
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:47.920
you. Man. We go see
the twenty fourth. I'm gonna have a
636
00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:52.840
nice good bracket up for us on
the twenty fourth, man, Okay,
637
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:54.519
yeah for s man. I can't
wait to come see y'all. Boy,
638
00:49:54.920 --> 00:49:59.119
boy, hey man, keep doing
doing y'all. Niggas is on fire,
639
00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:07.000
all right, key off man.
That is from beer games. Weelve.
640
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:12.719
It's all staple products in the this
is this is so tough. It ain't
641
00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:19.039
tough for me. It's really the
same. It's the same thing. Yeah,
642
00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:23.039
that's all. That's it. That's
because it's like it's just too easy.
643
00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:28.000
It's too easy and it's too good. It's like snitchy, you gotta
644
00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:37.119
got man that you eating niggas and
ship and if you buy them in the
645
00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:40.159
bite size, you see, you
have to eat a hundred of them back
646
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:45.360
bit the bite sizes them the ones
I like, I funk with them because
647
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:50.320
they also now have you seen them
sell the unwrapped bite size they come in,
648
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:52.400
they come in the big bag,
but they're already on wrap. So
649
00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:58.840
you just go, damn, that's
dangerous. It's dangerous. Yeah, all
650
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:05.039
the mother you got the got over
some you know what I'm saying around not
651
00:51:05.119 --> 00:51:08.159
the bad you don't go how many
of the thirty? What the fuck?
652
00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:16.119
Eminem's is the winner? Congratulations?
Did not the rapper? They fought,
653
00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:22.480
They fought their way out from the
sixth seed? Who did they take out
654
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:25.440
on the way on the way to
their their on the way to their victory,
655
00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:32.719
they beat Gummy Bears, Twigs,
Skittles, Snickers. Hey, man,
656
00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:37.360
hey, it was a tough it
was tough road. So I thought
657
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:38.360
I was gonna be like, hey, they had a weak road to get
658
00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:43.760
there, but they didn't. That
the biggest, the biggest, That damn
659
00:51:43.840 --> 00:51:46.320
recy cup and that snicker. Man, let's go. That was that's yes,
660
00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:52.039
that was early, that was second
round. That was tough. Shout
661
00:51:52.079 --> 00:52:00.880
out the motherfucking Eminem's. I was
like, that's it, man, We've
662
00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:04.000
got nothing else for you. That's
that's the end of the show. Hold
663
00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:07.800
on, hold on, hold on? What about what about l U and
664
00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:15.159
USC girls? I saw that I
got something to say. Go ahead,
665
00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:19.679
man, that that fucking girls.
College basketball right now, I don't know
666
00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:22.960
who the fuck is playing in the
men's brackets. I don't know who the
667
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:25.480
men's are. Are they any men's
teams left? It's on fire out there,
668
00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:30.000
because I know the women's basketball right
now. It's on fire right now.
669
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:34.039
Bro, goddamn you know what?
You know what? You know?
670
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.360
How this this switch? They listen
to our w n B A episode,
671
00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:43.559
they listened to it. It was
like we gotta get you know, basically
672
00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:45.639
what they're saying, we damn they
need to be butting it out here to
673
00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:47.039
play, so we need to get
our skills up. And they came.
674
00:52:47.519 --> 00:52:51.719
You got playing with that fire.
Now they're all playing with passion. They're
675
00:52:51.760 --> 00:52:55.119
playing with emotion, and that's and
and women do play with emotion, and
676
00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:02.039
they are really just pulling half knocking
bitches. Brothers jumping over the stand.
677
00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:05.360
You know, he arrested. You
know, he got his ass arrested,
678
00:53:05.679 --> 00:53:09.679
nothing, and he can't go like
going whoop some ass out there. He
679
00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:14.000
was gonna whoop a girl ass and
get the found to bitch six sixty nine.
680
00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:16.159
Mother, stop bro, He wasn't
going to do a goddamn thing.
681
00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:20.519
So what you jump over there for? To get his ass tossed in jail?
682
00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:22.840
And he can't and he can't come
to none of the game this though.
683
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:25.800
I keep it all, okay,
what you got dude in the red
684
00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:30.079
shirt? Her stepdaddy, stepdaddy,
and keep that. What happened? He
685
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:34.159
jumped over the you know they were
sitting in the front row, all right,
686
00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:37.960
Him and the brother jumped over the
ship. Well what happened While he
687
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:40.760
didn't and he didn't he didn't go
across the table. Yeah, the brother
688
00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:45.079
went across and got him. He
was but the dude in the red shirt
689
00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:50.320
was a little larger and the police
got his first. And then after the
690
00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:54.400
dude jumped the table. Then yeah, broe that Yeah, what what you've
691
00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:58.760
been a dude? I don't know, man, it's it's emotion, but
692
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:00.199
it's you know what. I love
it though, I do. I love
693
00:54:00.239 --> 00:54:05.000
it because it's like, God,
damn, motherfuckers have never been in the
694
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:09.079
girls basketball like this. Nigga ain't
never jumped. Started last year, bro,
695
00:54:09.239 --> 00:54:16.000
it started last year getting crazy wow
ship wow wow old what's her name?
696
00:54:16.199 --> 00:54:20.599
Cardozo? Yeah, she got it. She got suspended for the first
697
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:25.559
game of the tournament and she shoved. It was like, I don't agree
698
00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:29.119
with that shove. Now, you
know, I know everybody's you know,
699
00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:32.199
it's emotions. She pushed your girl, but it's kind of fe almost pushed
700
00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:37.000
that into hell. She's like six
nine, she's a big no no,
701
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:42.360
that's just how I talk. Yeah, she's a big bitch, and she
702
00:54:42.519 --> 00:54:45.639
pushed the fuck she did. She
pushed the funk out of first. I
703
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:47.800
was at first, I was like, man, why she faking like that?
704
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:57.960
And I looked at it again.
That was pulling, did you yeah?
705
00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:01.239
Down there like you got time for
this? But you know she somebody
706
00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:07.119
did you hear what the coach said
afterwards? Yeah? She Cardoza should have
707
00:55:07.159 --> 00:55:12.880
pushed angel Reche while she was pushing
on the little guard or whatever it shut
708
00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:19.360
up bad about that action? About
the action? Bro Oh, who about
709
00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:22.559
about that action? She really?
Yes? She is? She about to
710
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:25.000
ask yes about it? She about
it for real? Now about it for
711
00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:29.760
real? Okay, that's why she
was like what she would have pushed up
712
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:34.840
angel Ree ain't pushed the other girl
though, you know how the ship girl,
713
00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:38.679
because when fly fly, she ain't
pushed the number two and then that's
714
00:55:38.719 --> 00:55:44.519
when Cardozo and shoved her ass.
It's like Angelice ain't pushed her. That's
715
00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:49.599
why the fun she ain't get pushed. Well, sh ain't nobody pushed Cardozia.
716
00:55:50.360 --> 00:55:53.719
Yeah, but she was taking up
for her teammate. She pulled goddamn
717
00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:59.039
and then cardoz probably pissed out because
as been pulling on her hair nights.
718
00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:05.079
She was like, let me,
let me play something, let me this
719
00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:08.599
ship like football. You know,
hell, it's a big motherfuckers out there.
720
00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:15.559
Mothers out there sometimes to get back
is the bullshit you might you might
721
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:25.119
pick you might pick a little god
damn cornerback of something up basic because was
722
00:56:25.199 --> 00:56:30.119
offensive lining. She's seeing them up. She seen the cornerback out there like
723
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:38.679
it was lost. So was that
was the was was the quarterback after the
724
00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:43.039
pick and they just that's exactly what
it was. I ain't gonna do nothing
725
00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:46.039
sacrificial, lamb, but but see, like you know, you know,
726
00:56:46.159 --> 00:56:50.679
I know you've seen quarterbacks for do
the bullshit though, trying to try to
727
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:54.199
get over your see that, and
that was kind of you know, she
728
00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:58.199
pushed the girl and she's just like, it's all good, No, no,
729
00:56:59.480 --> 00:57:01.000
keep your head on the fucking swift. But all right, cool coogle.
730
00:57:01.079 --> 00:57:04.840
But on a positive note, did
you see car those that hit the
731
00:57:04.880 --> 00:57:07.800
game when the shot against Tennessee?
Now do you know the backstory behind all
732
00:57:07.840 --> 00:57:12.480
that ship? I know her family
was there from Columbia for the South Carolina.
733
00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:15.119
That was the first time they saw
play in eight years. Wow,
734
00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:19.719
that's the first time she's seen him
in the years. Yeah, so all
735
00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:22.079
that ship happened. They saw her
first. She made her first three this
736
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:27.280
season while her family was watching her
for the first time. That some ship
737
00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:31.480
ship. Even though that terrible ass
defense Tennessee was playing, that was some
738
00:57:31.639 --> 00:57:37.239
fucking terrible de noom not Instead,
that was a trait. It wasn't hit
739
00:57:37.280 --> 00:57:40.400
that motherfucker. But when she took
it out, like when she took if
740
00:57:40.440 --> 00:57:45.480
you watch her, like when they
show it from behind her when she shoots
741
00:57:45.519 --> 00:57:49.559
it, she don't chalk that ship
off as a miss. That's why that
742
00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:52.519
she hit the back. Boy.
So God, this is a bank.
743
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:55.239
I ain't really it's a bank.
Like when she shot at three point in
744
00:57:55.320 --> 00:57:59.440
front of that it's from the top
of the key with nobody on her.
745
00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:01.639
Yeah, she shot that bit.
When she when it left her hands,
746
00:58:01.679 --> 00:58:08.199
she was like god saying playing,
Yeah, I'm right man, shout out,
747
00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:13.119
but shout out to women's basketball.
But no matter what the fun happened,
748
00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:15.599
no matter what the fuck we think. I love all that ship,
749
00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:17.320
like I like l s U,
I like I like all that ship,
750
00:58:17.559 --> 00:58:21.559
all that like man that ship,
like they're gonna have to do that that
751
00:58:21.679 --> 00:58:25.880
ship to bring ye interesting motherfucker.
Like I don't know ship, but I
752
00:58:27.039 --> 00:58:30.079
like angel Rees, I like fly
all the like they bringing personality. That's
753
00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:32.719
what it is. That's you know
what I'm saying, that's what it is.
754
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:37.559
It got the one leg what's her
name? They got the one one
755
00:58:37.679 --> 00:58:43.960
leg tight one leg. God damn, come look, I ain't no got
756
00:58:44.039 --> 00:58:47.400
to float. They running around doing
something with little Wayne and ship rapping every
757
00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:54.039
way. Mothers it is really shout
out to Juju walking She that's another that's
758
00:58:54.079 --> 00:58:59.679
a bad motherfucker. Kately Clark,
motherfucker. Damn. I hate I gotta
759
00:58:59.719 --> 00:59:01.760
keep in bitches. But it is
what it is. I mean that's it's
760
00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:05.440
a strong bitch is a strong one. That's a good ship. Yeah,
761
00:59:05.519 --> 00:59:08.360
that's strong. When we talk when
we're talking about ship like this, yeah
762
00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:15.800
yeah, them bitches is balling the
bullshit. But if you're talking about gold
763
00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:21.679
digging holes, them bitches ain't.
Yes, sir, but you know what
764
00:59:21.760 --> 00:59:24.440
I love. I love to do
and it's fund up. But I like
765
00:59:24.559 --> 00:59:29.559
to watch the gold digger pranks.
That ship is insane with the car.
766
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:32.199
But I think we talked about this
ship before, but it's this ship is
767
00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:37.480
stupid. Okay, So back in
the day, uh huh, think about
768
00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:42.199
it. If you like high school, if you had a car, use
769
00:59:42.280 --> 00:59:46.800
that dude exactly didn't even really matter. What is right, motherfucker without the
770
00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:50.559
car though, if you're mother,
what a car? Motherfuck without a car?
771
00:59:51.280 --> 00:59:54.119
You fucked up, right, So
my thing is like, why y'all
772
00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:59.400
think this ship doesn't changed now?
Like mother mother motherfuckers used to say,
773
00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:01.880
don't to get costs with realms and
ship so they could get these bitches right.
774
01:00:04.440 --> 01:00:07.800
So just in high school, you
just want to comedy. So we
775
01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:10.920
even had to be your car and
see my thing is up. Oh reg
776
01:00:12.199 --> 01:00:14.960
it didn't matter, And I mean
I love to watch my like the people
777
01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:17.159
who do the gold the gold nigger
pranks the funniest hell of me, but
778
01:00:17.239 --> 01:00:22.599
they acting like holes. Yeah,
because y'all acting like a bitch supposed to
779
01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:27.239
love you for yours exactly, the
bitch gonna love you for what you got
780
01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:30.760
right now, Nigga, your goal, you god damn Ferrari truck, your
781
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:35.159
Shi on twenty folds, whatever the
fuck you got. I never looked at
782
01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:38.599
it like that like you like me
and obtained like that to get Yes,
783
01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:43.440
you're fucking strange exactly. So the
only way you can impress some motherfuckers with
784
01:00:43.559 --> 01:00:45.480
some good ship and then you're just
walking up the street randomly like hey,
785
01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:50.880
how you doing. So we're gonna
get the fuck away from human trafficking and
786
01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:53.679
ship, get your mother fucking ass
away from me. Right then they see
787
01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:58.039
your card, be like, well, ship that truck. Ship. Let
788
01:00:58.079 --> 01:01:00.239
me go all at them, the
human traffickers, white fans. Yes,
789
01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:05.480
this niggas talking about free candy road
on the side. Ship, I'll be
790
01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:08.079
looking at You'll be like these niggas
retarded. This ain't how it go y'all.
791
01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:13.880
Ain't no street real niggas, right, it's stupid. I don't know
792
01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:16.320
what y'all is now because you ain't
want to talk to me just then,
793
01:01:17.239 --> 01:01:21.400
boy, you god, you a
fucking stranger. The bitches asked to get
794
01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:28.559
in your car, dummy, Let
the bitch get in your car. Motherfucker's
795
01:01:28.639 --> 01:01:32.400
retarded, man, nigga, We
niggas. Bitches don't love us for us,
796
01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:37.880
like, oh, they love you
for you later like no, exactly
797
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:42.039
learn to love us. It's like
they just going with what they like first,
798
01:01:42.119 --> 01:01:46.440
like lamp ship like that motherfucker same
as a man, like I mean
799
01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:52.039
yeah, and then see like with
the with the like with the gold digging
800
01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:54.920
bitches. With the gold digging bitches, they be like, oh, I
801
01:01:55.079 --> 01:01:58.920
like your truck or whatever. Why
you ain't going with that, like,
802
01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:01.440
I'm cool with that. You like
my car, that's fine. Start there,
803
01:02:02.280 --> 01:02:08.519
let's start there. Starting that.
You ain't like when I walked up
804
01:02:08.559 --> 01:02:15.079
to the ugliest fuck in these dark
shades and the women be the women is
805
01:02:15.119 --> 01:02:17.239
so funny they be like me,
get away from it. I mean,
806
01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:22.519
you look good? Naw, though, cool, I'm cool with that.
807
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:24.639
I don't know, you think just
be acting. You don't think that all
808
01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:27.800
some of them do, some of
them do, some of them of them
809
01:02:27.880 --> 01:02:31.280
do. But but but the whole
concept, whole concept that I'm talking about,
810
01:02:31.400 --> 01:02:36.239
Yeah, you look good now though, Yeah, I'm cool with that.
811
01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:38.519
I'm good with that. See.
My my problem is not with the
812
01:02:38.599 --> 01:02:44.239
acting part of it, but with
like the the dude's responses, like you
813
01:02:44.519 --> 01:02:46.920
obtained ship to get a bitches attend
to do. We don't give a a
814
01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:51.920
lot of ship, but you care
that the bitches like you and and and
815
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:54.559
like you, like you said,
if the mother how you think these ugly
816
01:02:54.639 --> 01:02:59.639
motherfuckers get these women? Exactly?
They're not. They're fucking ugliest some of
817
01:02:59.719 --> 01:03:04.559
y'all the gold diggen motherfucker. Come
on, come on, come on,
818
01:03:04.800 --> 01:03:07.280
man, you can put on a
Ja Vinci shirt. I definitely can I
819
01:03:07.360 --> 01:03:12.039
can put on the Gordon Guard Trail
and that don't stop. Put on the
820
01:03:12.119 --> 01:03:17.039
Gordon Guard trown can and be fresh
down or not or not. You never
821
01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:22.159
fucking know who might like the Gordon
Guard Trail exactly. But yeah, man,
822
01:03:22.199 --> 01:03:23.639
that ship that should be I'd be
dying because of that. That's pretty
823
01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:28.199
funny. Yeah, pretty fun Yeah, let's do real gold digger pranks.
824
01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:31.000
Let's get shipped and pull the gold
diggers in for it's a real gold digge
825
01:03:31.000 --> 01:03:34.639
print ship. When a bitch turn
you down and then you go get in
826
01:03:34.679 --> 01:03:37.119
the lamp truck and she say,
oh you look good, now can I
827
01:03:37.159 --> 01:03:49.280
get in? YEA man, be
real for a man. Know you didn't
828
01:03:49.320 --> 01:03:53.760
want me for me. Ain't nobody
want your punk ass for you? That
829
01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:58.000
ain't how that work. It don't
work. Then grow up, go the
830
01:03:58.079 --> 01:04:00.480
funk up. You might take seven
years for a bitch to love you.
831
01:04:00.199 --> 01:04:05.920
Nobody stream. It has been sucked
all over the ship. Trust your ass.
832
01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:10.639
You know what I'm saying, So
just understand that it's not gonna just
833
01:04:10.679 --> 01:04:12.480
be like, oh my god,
you spoke to me and said that was
834
01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:16.119
beautiful. Oh my god, you're
dumb. You're dumb. You're fucking idiot.
835
01:04:18.280 --> 01:04:21.039
Never, You're never gonna find no
bitches like this. Oh man,
836
01:04:21.519 --> 01:04:27.400
Yes, sir, all right man. Once again, think y'all for joining
837
01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:30.960
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01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:03.480
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01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:08.960
We are on Earth that nobody knows
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01:05:08.960 --> 01:05:12.079
to King Gunna the Third or something
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847
01:05:12.119 --> 01:05:15.800
What's that? What's that? Watching
like this King King gonna twitch? Man,
848
01:05:16.679 --> 01:05:19.840
Yeah, definitely follow my guy.
Man. That was some good ship
849
01:05:19.880 --> 01:05:23.960
man. I appreciate you, man. I love watching the podcast like that.
850
01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:27.039
That was a good ship man.
I love people's react His reaction to
851
01:05:27.159 --> 01:05:30.800
the ship that's what that's interesting.
Yes, I got up. I gotta
852
01:05:30.800 --> 01:05:34.199
put the video up tonight so you
can run that motherfucker. Hell alright man.
853
01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:39.199
And like I said about this time, if I tell you that a
854
01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:42.800
duck and pull of trucks, then
shut up and hook the fuck it up.
855
01:05:47.840 --> 01:05:50.440
Kick kicks, no good
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What up, Homie? What up? What up? What up? Yeah?
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Anyway, bro, I gotta give
a rest in peace to the first
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female rapper ever signed to death jam. One of the hardest, the motherfucking
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hardest, goddamn the boss, motherfucking
boss. Oh sir, yes, yeah,
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So I'm gonna start to show out
about doing that, man. And
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today we're gonna continue marsh madness with
these brackets. Okay, we got a
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candy bracket. We're gonna go over
today, So get your sweet tooth is
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ready. On this episode, a
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No good, Yes, yes,
yes. I would like to welcome y'all
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to another episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape. I'm your host dob hs and know
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I'm here as always with my guy
and yours the Dawn himself, big tie
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neidle Boom. Welcome, niggas.
You could have been anywhere in the motherfucking
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woman the bird designed to be here
with us. Congratulations and before we get
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started, to make sure you following
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rate like subscribe, Tell a friend
to tell a friend to tell one more
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dusty motherfucker, that dusty damn gusty
motherfucker that you are indeed fucking with your
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cup damn And we are the two
locked Cruel Podcast. And why because we
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do and say what we damn Well, please man with some bad motherfuckers.
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Birdyballicle, you gotta talk like this. You're talking about mother? Oh man,
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what's up? Homie? Ship goddamn
things? Bullshit man, same old
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bullshit, old people trying to give
me diseases? What the old people?
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God damn that two piece special.
You know. I work places, you
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know, and uh wow, working
places, but sometimes people don't have no
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way to stay. They come there
and they have place. Statement. Yeah,
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old lady calls the job phone.
It says, yeah, you know,
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I got my iPhone but somehow then
got it off the after off the
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Wi Fi and I need some help. Okay yo, boy yo, you
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need me. It's simple, it's
how it steps to it. Bring it.
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You can bring it up here,
We'll do it. That's fine.
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You say you want to come up
here and let me help you. Motherfucker's
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cut comes up there, looks like
she's on the edge of death and she
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got a bag of towels, talking
about yeah, I've been sick all night.
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Oh no, but a bag of
towels, I said, ma'am.
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The first thing, you're gonna take
them towels back. We don't need them
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here in the lobby. You need
to take them back, Take the motherfuckers
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back. So she's like, you
just want me to tell oh, I
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just take them back to the room. Yeah, just put them outside your
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do the housekeepers and get them there
get sick because I'm not disgusting. So
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the whole time she's coughing and and
through the throughout the process, she's telling
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me she's deaf. She's like,
I can't hear them deare now, my
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god, hold on, hold on, I just talked to you on the
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phone. You ain't say nothing about
being deaf. We talked fine, but
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down here, she's not down here
because you just a little it's a lot
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of position to what the fuck you
got going on with the bullshit? Now
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you getting here exactly? So she
leaves, comes back with that coughing ship
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coming back because you want me to
do her phone? She colling a she
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I said, ma'am, I can't
touch that phone. The little girl who
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the girl who releaves me. Nikki
she down there. Now, keep in
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mind, is Nikki she fixing the
brothers and it's another dude down there,
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he waiting for breakfast. Both of
these motherfuckers have gotten up. I'm over
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on this side. They're gone,
They've gotten up and moved. It's far.
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It's far to the wall. They're
on the other building. Yeah,
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it's time ago. The whole time, I'm telling her, yeah, I
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can't. I can't touch that phone
though, I said, ma'am, just
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sick. I said, look,
I can't get sick. I said,
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you sick. You done came out
here with that. Nah, man,
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I can't, I said, I
can't get that. I can't. So
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nigga saw that ain't no where,
and fuck I was gonna help her.
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So Nikki came and put on the
masks and gloves and was like, hold
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on, I'll go ahead and get
out, and I got the proper ship
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on. Because of customer service,
bro, you need better customer service.
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Bro. I ain't got no problem
with customer service, but I ain't getting
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sick for yass because what she had, what she had. Come to find
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out later, bitch had the blue
bonney plate. You found out that.
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I just guess I ain't ever heard
nobody cough like that had that. She
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was coming from the blue lagoon,
that coll It was just coming from the
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inners of the inners. She was
calling from her soul. Yes like this,
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Nah, bro, old white lady, Look, I ain't got nothing.
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Old people trying to hear me with
the fake cry. She didn't.
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She didn't know who she was working
with. You just say, man,
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because I'm old and I'm just old, bitch. Look, it's a blessing.
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Better this little bitch. It's a
blessing. It's a blessing. I'm
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old and I'm older. Tears,
bitch, if you show me, want
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to show me if I fixed your
phone with my tongue. I'm just saying
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that's that's the one that's not confident
you. Tears was coming older like man,
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gone with that ship. Man,
you know you was wrong. Bring
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your ass down here with that.
That's a budge it, bro. You
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should you should have called me and
say I've wiped my phone down with sanitiz
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and put it outside my door.
Can you come put the ship on it?
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That way, I wouldn't have to
deal with none of your coffee out
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of war gloves. Did it.
Think about the next man. Everybody ain't
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trying to be fucking up. I
ain't trying to be fucked up. Man,
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I'm sinking on COVID regulations change now, ain't no COVID regulation. You
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get that ship. You don't stay
out of work, you know, mouckers.
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Thanks cool now like, yeah,
I'm fucked up. And again this
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ship deep. But it's on candy. That's the law now in it.
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Know what I'm saying. That's the
law. Nighter, that's that's that's it
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ain't nothing because it used to be. You know, you get the COVID.
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Yeah, yeah, they say,
go to work, go to work
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with the ship. Motherfucker as a
dog writing that motherfucker, this is ridiculous.
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Hey, are you planning to move
to Massachusetts? Maybe? All right,
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let me give you something you need
to be aware of if you move.
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I was thinking about it. Massachusetts
officials ass residents to lean and helping
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hand and offer migrants an extra room
in your house. So if I go
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up there acting like a migrant,
I can get free room and board,
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Yes you can. Oh, ship, if I have like a migrant,
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I can get a free check,
Yes you can. I should go to
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Massachusetts, act like I'm a fucking
migrant, because because you know in New
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York they got a thing where they
got a debit card. They're given to
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these mothers. How do they know
you a migrant? I don't know,
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man, You don't have to papers. Your English is broken? No me
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no North Yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, where diego? I am Chinese
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on a migrant. You ain't got
to be migrant, can be evenm anywhere.
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I can't even fucking Canada a Canadian
migrant. They give it, they
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give it out money, man,
they give it out money, the legal
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immigrants. Yeah, I know I
need part of that, bro, I
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need a piece that, you know
what I'm saying. Man, But but
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you know, soon as you say
you know, you know, you know
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we built this We built this country. Nobody is nobody here alive right now
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as a slave we give. We
built this country. You know, we
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need some We gonna have to do
some research on this to figure out how
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he's gonna div these bitch. But
you jumped the border. Hey, come
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up, bro, hold on,
hold on, hold on, I got
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money for you, brother, brother, your brother even got the jump the
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fence. No more you getting the
room board, health care food and this
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motherfucking dead because you can go out
here and by crack with this mother,
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They asking mother, they asking motherfuckers
to lean out the back room. Yeah
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to a motherfucking L. Salvadorian who's
part of MS thirteen. You what,
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I ain't got no problem with an
L. SAVADORI with MS thirteen, But
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I can't give them a God damn, I can't give them room that when
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I'm getting fucked over here, I'm
paying taxes on top of taxes, and
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I'm to give you a room.
Glocier when she said she had Cubans on
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Glocier to saying I'm paying taxes on
type of taxes because this ship is insane.
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You're paying your money for, you
pay taxes for. You get it,
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You're paid taxes to spend your ships. You pay taxes doing at the
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end of the year. You know
there you're gonna have in your back room
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if you cubs on what you know
what you have in your back room if
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you move to Massachusetts Cubans on Cubans
you may have Cubans for real ship.
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That's wow. Yeah, bro,
So I'm just letting you know, if
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you you know, if you want
to move to Massachusetts. It's cool you
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can, but it looks like you
got I mean, you just gotta know
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how to go up there. I'm
going. I'm going up there migrants.
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You might get that knock on the
door. I'm migrating up there. Had
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a curly hairs. Yeah, I'm
from I'm from somewhere else. Cut it,
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cut it low, so to be
waving curly. Look, I'm gonna
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be from somewhere like between the Satha
doing somewhere else. Did you know that
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you never heard of what the fuck
the smart smart and everything? They asked
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me and be like where diegle?
Where digle I ce d a? But
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where do you go? They're gonna
say, they're gonna give me a disability.
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They're gonna say up he just keeps
talking about diego. Either way,
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you get a check. Yeah,
so you're good e B T check room
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in the back of somebody. God
damn house ship. That's you good good,
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I'm good good man. So shout
out to all the legal coming over
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here getting that. I can't hate
on them. I can't hate on the
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motherfucker because americaan't give me ship.
I can't hate on y'all. Get every
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goddamn pity'll can get from them.
They're so fucking stupid. Everybody getting money
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except bus bro. Yeah, the
motherfucker Ukrainians. Yeah, I told you
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about that god damn bardy that I
mentioned about my dimssion in one episode about
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the Holocaust victims. Motherfuckers money getting
enough. They got another chick or something,
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ain't it? But it ain't no
more Holocaust victims. They're still alive.
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It's still so loud. I get
the families, the families of them.
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That's bullshit, families and slaves.
But that on count because it was
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so long unergo bitch dad bro,
when the fun was the Holocaust? That
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on wasn't That wasn't too long ago. Yet I'm about tired of that ship.
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I'm serious need a new excuse.
Many don't tell me they ain't get
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in. We can't get it,
bro, all they told you, We
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already told you we got figgy fuck
though. Come on, we continue to
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give labor free labeled to build,
to build generational wealth for mother. Just
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pay me what you weigh me,
bro, bro ship just add up the
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hours brod hours up and then you
got each side cool motherfucker's talking about you
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should give it to him in scholarships, working on the scholarship. Go to
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school, bitch, I'm fifty school. You should give it to them laying.
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Know. How about you just give
me the money and I'll pay my
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ways through school. If I want
to do that, I'm pay for some
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damn laying. If I want to
go by crack, I'll buy that ship.
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What over the fun? I wanted
to funk that? How the fun?
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You're gonna tell me what I got
to do? Because black ass want
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to go to cool? Everybody I
don't want to go to school. Fucking
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cool. Motherfucker's damn ah. Man, that's the one ship pissed off already,
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all right, it's something else.
Northwest has announced she's working on her
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first album, My Kanye Daughter.
Yep, you know what it's called East
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West south By south south By Southwest
No elementary school dropout. Damn, that's
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what's scary. That's what they're calling
it. That's scary elementary school dropout.
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That's her tight that's the tight up
album. Man's gonna be the ship?
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Doubt it all my niggas drug and
is she gonna so? Is she gonna
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have a feature from Blue on that
motherfucker because they don't fuck had a feature
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from jay Z. They don't fuck
with each other, the fun Blue Blue,
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Blu little bit more advanced right now, Blue on top of his ship
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right now. So I don't know, man, Maybe maybe elementary school drop
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out, elementary school dropout. I'm
definitely looking for it. Look for em
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elementary school dropout, buddy, damn
it. Kanye probably gonna do the beat.
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So is he he producing it?
Probably? You don't give a I
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don't give a fuck. It's Kanye, wes Bro. I'm done with Kanye.
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You can't make ship that I would
like at this ever. Nah So
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unless he's unless he's reputting out one
of his first three albums. I'm not
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saying I hate Kanye. Hate is
a very strong word. You love,
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That's that's shrough. Hate is very
strong. Have you ever loved Kanye?
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I never loved Kanye, just dislike
it. I dislike Kanye, like I
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said, I don't for his music, to what he's doing. I dislike
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Kanye for his fucking antics, for
being a jackade, for being a stone
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cold jack ass. You know what, Maybe he can't help it, Maybe
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he maybe he's retarded. Wait a
minute, said, I was gonna stop
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saying retards, but he's not really. He's not really retarded, so I
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can see him. It's probably a
clinical things slow. I feel like Kanye
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has special needs. I do.
Kanye by choice is the special needs.
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We should we should do a show
and say things we don't like about Kanye,
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because I know what I know.
One thing I don't like about it.
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Give him goddamn teeth that like that
that broke the bulls back for me.
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I almost I could still funk with
Kanye a little bit. Yeah,
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but every time I see them teeth. Let me tell you, since we're
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previewing the things we don't like about
Kanye episode, I got one thing I
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don't like about Kanye. What those
fucking swords around his mouth? Hold on
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man job? But they come in? So when do you still not like
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him? I fucking don't like him. I don't. That's one thing I
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don't like it about Kanye. So
we're gonna we're gonna keep this episode.
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One more thing I don't like fucking
close so tired of his girl dressing with
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that ship man that his wife.
Another thing that is about Kanye I dislike
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about Kanye the fact he tells Kim
to get his children off the internet all
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the goddamn time. I really tells
me to get off the internet because he
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don't want them to see the way
he's parading around his butt naked as wife.
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Maybe maybe maybe that's a good thing, maybe a good Now there'll be
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traumatized. Man, that bullshit,
Because I have seen him some ship.
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I was like, no, man, the wild man. It's a different
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type of wild going on. Man
and the man being. I don't even
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know, man, I don't got
a lot of damn money. He got
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a lot of He got a lot
of money too much. You got a
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lot of guy, damn. That
was the downfall of Kanye. I don't
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I don't know what's done. I
know the downfall and money it was so
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basically, Kim should have never gave
him eighty million to get him out of
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that. She should never give a
nigga on pussy. She should never gave
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him no pussy and started sucking with
that nigga. It was good for her,
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but she didne fucked them up because
his mind is fucked up. You
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fucked up like that Kardashian. Shit
is crazy. Nah, that's him.
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It's a track record ain't it.
Ain't even told them lam At them was
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fucked up before the end. He
was even more he wasn't. They found
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him in a brothel. Then he
almost died. Yes, he almost died.
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He almost died before fucking with them
too old him. He was smoking
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crack, doing cocaine before all them. Well, maybe he just started doing
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more. Maybe that's the thing.
Maybe the level of cocaine and cracked that
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he was doing just rolled so significantly. So he was already just yeah,
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he was already going. You need
to read his book because he don't lie
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about Nigga was smoking keys of crack. Yeah, he was fucked up already.
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Let me go, let me go
get my package. I need to
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keep it. Smoke Kanye, Kanye, We're gonna do an episode about it.
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You know what else? Kanye's shirts. Somebody somebody held Kanye one of
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them them shirts he bought. That
Kanye ship was Kanye's shirts that you made,
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the Kanye sell ship with fucking fish
grease on it. Already, what
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this dog? You see the shirts
they got things and ship, Man,
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that's bullshit. Man, Kanye selling
fucking socks with god damn coasters on the
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bottom them pod ship. He got
some ship called the Yeasy Pod. It's
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like a sock with like two coasters
on the toes. And Kanye for man,
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all that ship. Kanye doing show
to Miss Burgo Vixen, Kanye lover
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man. I wasn't gonna talk about
this ship, man, But really,
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I ain't about I really don't give
a funk about this next ship talk about
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I mentioned because it's quote unquote news. Thirty nine year old uh Deyrah Michelle
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announced she is pregnant by twenty two
year old NBA player Jalen Green. Oh
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yeah, alright, cool, all
right, ah man, let's see,
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let me see if I had anything
else. Shout out to a mirror.
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Ain't ain't nother fucking name. I
don't know who the is the mir just
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one thing gives a name. It
ain't a mirror. What it is?
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Not a name? What name?
I forgot, Marie, it's spelled the
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mirror. You can't read. I'm
telling you how it's fucking spelled anyway.
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Shout up, you know what.
Let's go back to something were previously talking
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about about the reparations. They say
they should just give us money for scholarship.
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Maybe you ain't got to use all
of it. A couple of either
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way, shout out to that motherfucker. Man. I was listening to that
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ship all over. That's my ship, that's my ship. I was listening
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to Bobby Brown. This is the
only ain't got no play in my rideing
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about two years until what today?
And what you know you're getting, boy,
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Bobby Brown goddamn helicopter and did a
kick karate a front kick he did,
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and did Charlie Murphy. He did
Charlie Murphy front kick. Bobby is
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entertainer, bron You ain't entertained by
the bullshit that dude, man, Bobby
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Brown is absolutely positively that guy.
Man. All right, get into the
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bracket, man, all right.
Like I said, we're doing this candy
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bracket in honor of March Madness.
Like I said, throughout the month of
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March, we will be doing lists
and brackets. And today, damn hey,
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I got a quick announcement, man, ship, write it down.
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We're fitting right it down. Here
we go. What's this month? Mark
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man, March twenty month, Man, March. I've been yelling March Man.
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I yelled March Manness for the past
minute. Anyway, March twenty fourth,
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we are having a guess. He's
a returning guess. Motherfucking beer game
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twelve. Okay, he's goddamn it, man, he's back again. He
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came last year. He was doing
the list. My goddamn Monkey County,
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he said, he said he likes
he liked coming in March because he liked
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fucking with the list. So we're
doing a doing a big list. So
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we'll see bird game. He got
some ship going on to Man, we're
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gonna talk about a bunch of other
ship too with him. But yeah,
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all right, let's get into this
list. Man. Candy motherfucking brackets.
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Now, all right, what we
do always with these with these bread If
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you see a candy that you don't
like, if you have a replacement for
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it, you can replace it.
Do you see anything you want to get
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off of here? I mean,
I mean, I ain't gonna kick nothing.
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I mean they're gonna they're gonna kick
their damn off. True. Indeed,
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I don't know who the fuck is
buying Twizzlers. True, indeed,
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the fuck is Twizzlers made it this
far. Wait a minute, we're gonna
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get it. We're gonna get into
Yeah, you're ahead of you, got
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that just stuck out. I understand. I definitely understand. So we're gonna,
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well, I did I see one. I'm gonna replace sweetish fish with
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now now, laters, Yeah,
get that ship out of here because I
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never had I have had a sweetish
fish, but it's it's sweetish fuck nasty.
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Yeah, I have one. They
used to sell them out at a
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job I used to work. Yeah, they did. Only gay people are
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allowed to have those. Now I'm
blowing. So gay people only eat Swedish.
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No, you're full of ship,
full of ship. But I'm trying
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to make you gay, bro fish
making gay. That's why I'm taking them
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off. The were going to hell? All right? Yeah, I spots
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that ship got reserved. Got it's
like direct to director's chairs. That's take
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a lot of I think a lot
of motherfuckers down. They ain't got no
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chairs. You see that sitting on
and rotten on brimstone, on fire,
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on flames, and I know you're
getting the goddamn this is too much,
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all right. Yeah, we're getting
sweetish fish out of there, and we
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are replacing them with Okay, all
right, first round, first game of
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the night. Who is it?
Brother Reese's peanut butter cups? So tasty
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boy against Whoppers by trash Whoppers awesome, straight up got its. Yeah,
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I never bought oneps have only been
eight because they're leftover Halloween candy leftover.
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The only time I've ever ate a
one. They left over when you had
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that big bag of mixed candy car
and everything picking around the whoppers. So
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you end up just and then you
walk into the room and you're like singing,
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like fuck, god man, they
ain't they fine? The Yeah,
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they're great, great, they're great
candy for the whoppers up fine if they're
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free. If this was the free
candy, Whoppers is up there one because
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you with the free candy, you
got whoppers, you got butterscotch, you
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got candy corn, see right in
the mix of that. But but you're
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going up against a real juggernaut right
now, bro, So recent peanut butter
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cup wins, Yes, flo flawless
victory ass whoop one hundred and six.
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The forty two ship Lord and that
forty two ain't get no no points.
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No, you don't need them in
the free I bought Reese's Peanut butter Cups
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and loan Yeah. I spend two
dollars for the loan pack. The motherfucker
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give you a recent peanut buttercuse.
All right, damn friend them, that's
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friendship. Get Pam the motherfucker give
you Ree's peanut butter cups. He's like
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ship, mother mother, give your
woppers. You're looking at him funny like
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I get ship. Bro, you
snake your snake in the grass, like
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you bought these ships. Come on, bro, does if I see a
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mother fuck in the store in front
of me buying a whip, I slapped
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out they god damn like you know, goddamn with no cut. Damn I
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take him from him? Eat them? Why because at that point they're free.
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If you go right now in a
convenience thore and buy some whoppers,
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that's stale because they've been there four
fucking years. Telling you anybody buying no
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ship. I ain't never seen nobody
buy a box of whoppers. Bullshit,
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Bro, you're right, but what
is as whooping for whoppers? I like
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them? Maybe? All right,
second game, you just were talking about
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these motherfuckers. Let me tell you
something, BRO, don't know who did
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the seeding Sniakers is low. That's
a bad season for sniggers. It is.
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It's bad, ye, real bad. They're going up against Twizzlers.
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Man, I never like Twizzlers ever, how could you? It's fucking bullshit.
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But I could make twizzles Twizzlers right
now with what ass? But you
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can literally make Twizzles out of cardboard
and super glue. Twizzlers is plastic.
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It's like it's almost like plastic,
but it's a little bit more soluble.
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So like enough, it ain't like
white, no taking wax, but no
341
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damn taste. Whizzer is funny.
So that ship is that ship should have
342
00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:48.880
been off. That ship is like
wax plastic with no flavor. They colored
343
00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:52.960
it though it is color and it's
twisty. Twizzlers don't get twitters. Did
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we even say who they're going up
against? The going up against sniggers,
345
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who wouldn't do it matter who they're
going don't even matter. Man, They
346
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could went up against wopples. They
could have really went lost. They could
347
00:27:03.279 --> 00:27:07.599
have went up against Swedish fish.
While we're here playing games, Sweedish fish
348
00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:15.559
whooped twists. It had been a
close one. Sweetish fish dem whoop twistlers
349
00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:19.160
as woppers would have whooped the ass
big time. You know, Yeah,
350
00:27:19.240 --> 00:27:23.119
they don't even be free to ship. Yeah, Twizzers. Yeah, the
351
00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:27.000
fun out of here Twizzlers and Snickers. Snickers went by, I got them
352
00:27:27.119 --> 00:27:30.200
last. I got a up story
about Snickers. If you want to hear
353
00:27:30.279 --> 00:27:33.079
one. I'm just saying, if
you want to hear one, man,
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00:27:33.160 --> 00:27:37.319
people probably want to hear people hear
them. The story about about sniggers.
355
00:27:38.039 --> 00:27:44.759
As a doctor, right, she
was having allergies. She was like allergic
356
00:27:44.880 --> 00:27:47.960
to some ship. So she called
and she go get checked out or whatever.
357
00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:52.279
Mother was like, I'm only the
doctors like I'm allergic. I'm only
358
00:27:52.319 --> 00:28:00.839
allergic to roaches, right, mm
hmmm allergies or whatever. The them was
359
00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:03.400
like, you eat candy balls,
eat sniggers? Yeah, yeah, there
360
00:28:03.440 --> 00:28:07.640
you go, because and when you're
making them in a plant, you are
361
00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:14.279
allowed a certain amount of roaches to
fall into them. Yeah, so they
362
00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:19.759
are roaches mirrors only in America.
I'm just letting you know, bro old
363
00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:25.400
quick story time for you that she
found out she was allergic roaches and she
364
00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:30.839
didn't know why you eat sniggers?
Yeah I eat that. Yeah that's bullshit,
365
00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:33.880
the roaches, bro, I'm just
letting you know. So that does
366
00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:38.759
that make Twizzles look a little bit
better? Hell? Nah? I mean
367
00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:47.039
they probably allowed and twists the little
little red ants and ship man. All
368
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:52.440
right, next go round, next
round, next, motherfucking now and later
369
00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:57.440
Junior Mint, junior moffy, I
mean junior mints. Mints, I like
370
00:28:57.559 --> 00:29:00.680
now laters than that. Bro,
You can't go wrong with Nihilator. You
371
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:04.119
can damn sure go wrong with the
junior Mint. If it ain't after dinner.
372
00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:08.400
Why if it ain't after dinner and
the restaurant that you're eating in is
373
00:29:08.480 --> 00:29:15.359
offering them free, why the fuck
you missed? Motherfuckers, some motherfuckers that
374
00:29:15.440 --> 00:29:18.680
by junior miss bro. Mother,
If I see you in the store with
375
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:22.200
some junior miss bro, I'm probably
slapping the ship out your hand. I'm
376
00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:26.839
like, bro, go get your
go, get your rope. Snickers,
377
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:32.680
bro, Ship do better, damn
you some candies from goddamn candy Ship now,
378
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:37.960
Candy's candy, candy candy. All
right, all right, this is
379
00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:41.480
an interesting matchup right here, Bro, it is. It is very interesting.
380
00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:45.279
We got it's a good one.
It's a good one. Kick cat
381
00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:51.319
Yeah, so tasty, so crunchy
versus jolly ranchers, so fulfilling. Yes,
382
00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:52.960
man, I'm gonna tell you this. I'm gonna give you my take
383
00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:57.079
on it. Pick who you want
to pick. But kit Cat is kind
384
00:29:57.079 --> 00:30:00.759
of like every now and then thing
like, hey, got go get me
385
00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:03.079
a damn kit Cat. Are you
in the store and you're just looking at
386
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:07.480
the candy, waiting and love,
Get a good kit Cat. Jolly Ranchers,
387
00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:11.680
you eat them anytime. You can
fuck on your time. You can
388
00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:18.039
fuck around and have a pack of
Jolly Ranchers on you and you sit there
389
00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:19.920
and you will eat that ship all
day long. Yeah, that's right,
390
00:30:21.319 --> 00:30:25.480
that's right. I bought bags of
Jolly Ranchers. I bought packs of kit
391
00:30:25.599 --> 00:30:27.240
Cats. Right, That's the only
thing to say about I feel like kit
392
00:30:27.359 --> 00:30:30.200
Cat is like every now and then
Jolly ranch is good for any time of
393
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:33.880
the day. You wake up in
the middle of the night, pop your
394
00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:37.920
Jolly Ranches. Right. I was
gonna go kit Cat, but you make
395
00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:47.319
a very great point there, so
I'm going all right. M and ms
396
00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:52.200
Versus gummy bears, I mean,
gummy bears are cool. They cool,
397
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:56.640
man, for some people, there's
a lot of people love like I feel.
398
00:30:56.079 --> 00:31:00.599
I feel like the younger generation would
be like gummy bears, But for
399
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:03.640
me, it's a it's a land
slide. Eminem's brother, I ain't with
400
00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:07.400
the gummy bullship. That has been
cool. I should have asked I should
401
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:11.279
have asked. Yeah, I should
have asked Melot about that before I brought
402
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:15.960
it over. No, because she's
gonna love to She like gummy bears like
403
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:19.440
she loves gummy bells, though the
younger it's a younger thing. Yeah,
404
00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:22.920
she would have said gummy all day. Yeah, you're right. But since
405
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:33.160
we two old, grumpy motherfuckers,
all right, next round, motherfucking you
406
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:38.920
got you got motherfucking twigs, the
two brothers against the whole motherfucking Milky Way.
407
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:42.960
I go twet. I gotta go
twist twixes, twixes. The motherfucker.
408
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:45.839
I can count the number of Mickey
Way bars I bought in my life
409
00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:52.440
about about Mickey Way before. It's
mainly this fucked up, mainly the way
410
00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:57.240
that I make Milky Way. You
buy the variety pack of candy bars for
411
00:31:57.559 --> 00:32:01.119
Halloween, and those are the ones
that are left over there. You can
412
00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:05.680
get them. Yeah, but yeah, we go, but we're going we're
413
00:32:05.720 --> 00:32:09.720
going twitch twigs with that one,
because Mickey Ways whatever. All right,
414
00:32:09.799 --> 00:32:15.799
Next up, we gotta go mother
fucking get tools versus sour Patch kids,
415
00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:22.079
now, even though they say Skiers
is probably the worst candy you can eat
416
00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:25.000
for your health, Skinners is pretty
damn good. Skin is very tasty.
417
00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:30.519
And sour Patch kids is more of
a uh, I'm gonna little sour thing
418
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:35.720
today, you know what I'm saying. Skittles. Anytime I leave this motherfucker
419
00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:37.279
right now, I eat a bag
of Skittles. Motherfuckers be killing them.
420
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.200
Sour Patch, they do, but
it ain't they can't eat that forever.
421
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.400
Your tongue, you the number the
motherfucker your tongue. You're right right,
422
00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:54.039
Skittles like one, all right at
the number two seed which whatever you can't
423
00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:02.759
think they can now ain't gonna de
seating is yeah cool. But as far
424
00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:08.400
as being a good candy, yeah, good candies. Star Wars versus Nerds,
425
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:13.599
No, bro, it's pretty good. I mean it's really it's a
426
00:33:14.039 --> 00:33:17.000
it's a battle. It is a
battle of chewy versus crunchy. Yeah,
427
00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:22.559
they got crunchy. Be a motherfucker. Crunch is good. But that starburst
428
00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:28.400
star burs is it's like starburs.
It's damn near refreshing stars is a star
429
00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:31.319
burst. Starburst is like bread.
It is the bread of candies. Nerves
430
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:37.279
is tough. Man Nerds flavors on
east side. Nerves is very good,
431
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:39.279
and you they got the got the
one where you can mix them both together.
432
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:44.519
Ners is very taste, and they
got many flavors. Let's start.
433
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:50.400
I'm gonna go Starbursts because that's that
old school star Burs. Yeah, and
434
00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:53.640
I'm going by like just me.
I bought Starburst Nerds. I bought a
435
00:33:53.680 --> 00:33:58.640
bunch of damn Nerds. It's just
Starbards. Like I said, Starburs is
436
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:00.359
damn near. It is refreshed,
and when you buy into it's damnly like
437
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:04.400
you're drinking a solda. It is. And then see like Nerds, it's
438
00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:07.360
like I can, I can like
kind of go through Starburs kind of.
439
00:34:07.360 --> 00:34:10.320
I eat one, you know,
not chew it all up and swallowed it,
440
00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:13.760
you know, because it's just chewy
ye, So you kind of have
441
00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:15.880
it a little while. But the
Nerds as soon as you hit your mind
442
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:22.559
crunching and don't right right, So
start, nerves is crackedr Ners crack.
443
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:28.400
Nobody wants to be a crackead.
Nobody don't want to be cead. Motherfucker's
444
00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:37.400
all. We're going Starburs. Oh
Man, Next second round. I got
445
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:42.480
a question while we said crackhead,
can you ever not be a crackhead once
446
00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:46.559
you are crackhead? No, you
told me? She was like, yeah,
447
00:34:46.599 --> 00:34:54.159
you know, I used to smoke
crack. Crackhead, it used to
448
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:59.960
It's like like you smoking a wire. Just say just say, don't ever
449
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:01.719
say I used to be don't even
let nobody know. Yeah, don't tell
450
00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:06.079
nobody remember. But if you don't
ever say you used to be a crackhead,
451
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:09.599
because that's an oxymoron. It is
like a players saying I used to
452
00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:15.599
play basketball. Know you play basketball? Right on the second round, let's
453
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:20.199
start from the bottom and go up. Okay, uh star burds versus skittles,
454
00:35:20.280 --> 00:35:23.840
damn okay, and then getting into
it right there. I mean,
455
00:35:24.800 --> 00:35:28.639
it's it's a good one. Now
it's a good one. Now it's a
456
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:34.280
good one. I gotta gok man, I gotta and guess what. We
457
00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:36.920
love it. It's a good that's
a good battle. But I gotta go
458
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:39.880
sk We don't want it less kill
your damn skitters. Turn your hands all
459
00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:45.920
different. Just think about what they're
doing to you inside up. But I
460
00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:53.280
gotta go skills. What you got
next? M and MS versus I gotta
461
00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:00.159
playing. I was gonna say no, I ain't gonna lie. If it
462
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:02.119
wasn't for the Eminem Peanuts, I
might have to go twist. Yeah,
463
00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:06.679
if it was only playing, I
probably would go tw we go twiggs that
464
00:36:06.800 --> 00:36:08.320
ship for a long time, that
was the only candy I eight for a
465
00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:13.920
candy ball. That was the ship. But right, it was just playing
466
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:17.280
Eminem's yeah nah log with peanuts.
But I gotta have it. I gotta
467
00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:21.400
have it right, you're right,
you're right any given time. What's next?
468
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:27.159
Who we got nine later and Jolly
Ranchers. Oh that's pretty good.
469
00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:31.679
Damn damn man, it ain't gonna
lie. I gotta go Jolly ran I
470
00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:35.480
got to I gotta go. I
gotta go. Jos A good bath.
471
00:36:35.599 --> 00:36:38.079
That's a good battle, a good
one because now Ladies is a motherfucking up.
472
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:40.760
It's like the bad thing. What's
good for me? Because I like
473
00:36:40.840 --> 00:36:45.320
them too. It's like, you
know, how you bout the long packs
474
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:50.880
of knowledge with I got like four
of each flavor. Yeah, like if
475
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:52.559
I going, if I go in
my breakroom right now at work, the
476
00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:57.719
bananas one was left right on the
table. Damn, I fucked him up.
477
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:01.119
The banana ups, not the Naihilators, but like the fake Nihilators,
478
00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:07.719
the off branding Nihilators. Yeah you
yeah, if you want at the later
479
00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:10.119
now, if you won't at the
bus stop you went in, I believe
480
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:14.119
that I want. They only sold
him. Now had the bus stop,
481
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:17.119
Well we had, we had the
fake Nowhilators, Right, you had the
482
00:37:17.119 --> 00:37:20.760
Annohlags, but then you had the
fake Nihilator. They're like about five ten
483
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:23.960
cent less. Yeah, no,
ladies, wasn't nothing but the fucking well
484
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:28.800
guess what, no back now,
I think the Nihilators was like a quarter.
485
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:30.320
The pack of the little pack Annohlads
were like a quarter at the corners.
486
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.679
Fake ones was like fifteen ten or
fifteen cent. So you get a
487
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:37.239
bunch of them motherfuckers. Yeah,
just see what you're saying. But banana
488
00:37:37.360 --> 00:37:40.639
was a busting ass flavor for that
ship. Every time I go in the
489
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:45.159
break room, I see bananas just
sitting on that Yes to me, let
490
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:47.000
me get this man in. I
just walked up and take it. But
491
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:51.320
who were going with? I'm going
with Jolly Red. I'm going with Jolly
492
00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:55.920
Wrenches as well. Love loves Annowhilators, Buty sorry ass kicking what we got
493
00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:00.440
all right, this is pretty good
one right here. Now Reese's Peanut butter
494
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:08.280
cups versus the legendary Snickers. Damn, that's that's but I gotta go,
495
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:14.639
bro. I gotta go Snickers because
I feel like I feel like if you,
496
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:19.039
if you can swing me if you. The only reason I say that
497
00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:22.280
because I feel like it's Reese's peanut
butter cups. So it's chocolate and peanut
498
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:24.760
butter. I may not want peanut
butter with my chocolate all the time.
499
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:29.880
Snickers like anytime. Thing like if
I offer you, if I offer you
500
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:36.840
a fucking Snickers, well, if
I offer you peanut butter, I mean
501
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:45.639
it's it's hard matter with some sense. Let's see if my guy picks up.
502
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:49.599
Man, I told I might give
them a call. I'm gonna say
503
00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:59.480
if it picks up, hmm,
let's see. Yo. There you go.
504
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:05.920
Before before we get started, on
warn you you are live on grumpy
505
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:13.360
on mixtape record that will incriminate yourself. I tell you what, I'm not
506
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:15.920
even worried. Gentlemen, How how
do we do? Gentlemen? Were excellent?
507
00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:22.119
We have first we have gotten to
our first bumped heads on this when
508
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:23.760
we can't pick. I picked one, he picked the other. The first
509
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:31.000
second round, it is who was
it Reese's Peanut Butter Cups versus Snickers?
510
00:39:31.079 --> 00:39:37.760
Oh boy boy, y'all called yes, sir, I picked. I went
511
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:43.280
with recy with Ree's Peanut butter Cups
because fuck is Recey's Peanut butter cups.
512
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:47.000
I'm sorry. And I went with
Snickers because I'm sorry. I understand that.
513
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:51.880
But I tell you what. Here
we go, Here we go,
514
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:54.519
this is, this is he got
a lot. Here we go to tie
515
00:39:54.599 --> 00:39:59.719
break. Let's go. We'll see. I'm biased, all right, although
516
00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:01.519
I love vote, but if you're
gonna call me and ask me to tip
517
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:06.880
the scales, and I gotta lean
to Snickers over the reason? Why,
518
00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:12.480
sir? Why? What? What? What leads you to that side?
519
00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:17.679
I gotta have logically, I need
to know. It's very simple logic.
520
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:25.880
Taste better, bro. I disagree. I super dis I super disagree,
521
00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:31.079
but I'm out voted. You voted
voted. I mean, hey, look,
522
00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:36.079
man, this is a this is
a battle of contention in my household.
523
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:40.360
Because the lady loves research. That's
her favorite, my favorite. That's
524
00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:45.760
tough. Hey, So I'll tell
you what, big tie. I always
525
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:47.960
knew I like you, brother,
I always knew I like you. You
526
00:40:49.039 --> 00:40:53.039
pick the win inside exactly. Well, all right, brother, just needed
527
00:40:53.079 --> 00:40:57.440
you to break that tie. If
we have any if we run into another
528
00:40:57.480 --> 00:41:00.320
one, we probably be calling you
back because during the day and a lot
529
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:05.480
of people at work and you are
chilling. Man, hit my line.
530
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:07.000
Brother. I wouldn't say I'm chilling, but just no, man, hit
531
00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:10.119
my line. I got you,
brother, all right, y'all be good?
532
00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:14.719
All right, man, there we
go, there we go. Damn,
533
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:21.239
that's time. If you think about
it, really, listen, listen,
534
00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:23.320
listen to this logic. Okay,
it's hard to pick between them.
535
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:29.639
You know why. They're basically the
same because but you got you got Reese's
536
00:41:29.760 --> 00:41:34.159
peanut butter cups, but snikers actually
have peanuts in them. Yes, but
537
00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:40.639
I think that the crunchy part that
that is doing because it's creamy but it's
538
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:45.760
crunching and it is and it's not
too much crunch, yes, and it's
539
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:49.719
all and it's also satisfying to a
point. It's not like butterfingers because butter
540
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:54.320
fingers big crunch, big time crunches
and it gets like and it gets chewy
541
00:41:54.360 --> 00:42:01.400
and ship get it. You gotta
be here get and I like butter fingers,
542
00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:07.840
but I like I like yeah because
you the leftover Halloween. You don't
543
00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:13.519
butter fingers little better things. You
don't buy them. You just you're getting
544
00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:17.760
appreciated free left over ship. So
I like the free ship. Oh man,
545
00:42:19.079 --> 00:42:22.039
all right, what we got next? Okay, we're starting from the
546
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:23.719
bottom again. I'm going to top. Got to go down over the bottom
547
00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:28.320
the bottom. Boy, we got
M and MS. Just wait, this
548
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:31.159
is the final four. Oh my
god, bro quick, oh my goodness,
549
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:37.119
let's go and M all right versus
Skittles ship. That's a goddamn cook
550
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:39.000
one and a good one. To
me, it is a good one and
551
00:42:39.159 --> 00:42:43.159
good one, a very good one. It's bullshit to me, it's good
552
00:42:43.239 --> 00:42:45.159
to me, and it's a good
I gotta go with M and MS because
553
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:49.639
I got to go about what I
bought. Walk if I walk into the
554
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:52.480
goddamn hot spot right now and they
say you can have any kit pack of
555
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:59.760
candy you want, yeah, I
mean it's as is good. Skittles is
556
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:02.440
good. Good, like you have
the skills pulling in your hands. The
557
00:43:02.559 --> 00:43:07.679
makeup, I think it's the makeup
of the eminem with peanuts. Yes,
558
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:13.440
it's like, that's the whole peanut
in there. That's where that slip a
559
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:19.679
candy coating. Now it's simple,
but it's mad, see, and that's
560
00:43:19.960 --> 00:43:23.320
and that's why where Eminem has that
advantage. That peanut, but that peanut
561
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:29.360
one, that's the advantage because the
plane plain is cool. But they won't
562
00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:32.039
make it this far playing it if
it is, if it w said Eminem's
563
00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:36.280
plane, and see, look they
might not have got past gonna be bad.
564
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:38.639
And you got to understand, I
don't know how you eat how you
565
00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:44.159
eat them, how you eat them, Eminem's plain. Not the peanuts,
566
00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:50.800
peanuts, peanuts, I just mind. I put them in my mind.
567
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:54.760
Chocolate. I don't suck ship.
I bite, I bite the ship,
568
00:43:54.880 --> 00:43:59.760
and I cut cut the coat off. I cut it down to the peanut.
569
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:05.039
Eat the peanut. Didn't eat the
eat the So you bite it and
570
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:07.679
you take it out. So I
take the goddamn Yes, wait a minute,
571
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:12.079
I bite it and take the peanut
out the motherfucker. Do you take
572
00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:17.599
the candy shell out your mouth?
No, like like a goddamn chip.
573
00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:22.119
That's what you want to putting motherfuckers
in your cheeks. Eat the peanut and
574
00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:27.159
bring the candy back then that's a
lot, bro, it's a lot.
575
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:31.400
I just I just eat the motherfucker. You're being finished with your bad fast
576
00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:37.440
and you'll be asking for some of
my ship and be like no, so
577
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:44.840
Eminem has made it the motherfucking championship
rhyme. They whip skilled us ass,
578
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:51.719
all right, what we got here? Who is we got snickers versus jolly
579
00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:59.800
rancher? A good one. That
is a good one because one it's like
580
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:04.559
it's all like what you need at
the time, because yeah, there's two
581
00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:12.360
different types of skin. You can
work out the dollar rancher niggas. Yeah,
582
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:15.800
damn, that's a tough one.
I'm going I'm going jolly rancher,
583
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:19.280
bro. I mean that's I got
to go with that too, because what
584
00:45:19.400 --> 00:45:22.239
would I go and buy? Probably
a jolly rancher. That's just me like
585
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:27.880
ship for ships and giggles. Though, let me see a big game,
586
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:30.800
Okay, I'm gonna tell him.
I want to say, let's see.
587
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:34.679
I want to see what he say. Let's see if he's fucking around.
588
00:45:34.719 --> 00:45:37.480
If you don't pick up, we're
gonna go with what we picked. But
589
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:43.519
if not, we let him let
him pick m There you go, Let's
590
00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:55.159
see what the fuck he got going
on? Mm hmmm mm hmmmmmmmmmm. There
591
00:45:55.199 --> 00:46:01.400
you go, Big game twelve?
What brother he before we get started?
592
00:46:01.400 --> 00:46:07.119
To make sure to let you know
that you're alive on the Grumpy Old mixtape.
593
00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:14.519
So okay, we are doing a
candy bracket and who the who else
594
00:46:14.639 --> 00:46:19.280
to call but the motherfucker who was
tossing fucking South Patch kids all over the
595
00:46:19.360 --> 00:46:29.159
studio. We we are down to
the final four and we're trying to decide
596
00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:35.480
between who who is Snickers Snickers Versuslly
Ranchers. This is to go to the
597
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:47.119
final game Snickers Niggas versus man Reese
Cups got that last round? That was
598
00:46:47.199 --> 00:46:52.119
tough. Let me just say,
first of all, you keep on bringing
599
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:58.800
up me uh got yesterday. That
wasn't just that. Hey look man,
600
00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:01.519
look that wasn't good me you were
saying going on in the house. I
601
00:47:01.679 --> 00:47:05.639
was high, I was. It
was a lot going It was a lot
602
00:47:05.760 --> 00:47:10.559
happening within that Yeah, man,
my fingers, my fingers was bigger than
603
00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:17.639
the hole aloud to keep Yeah,
and I clean you clean what I cleaned?
604
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:21.360
Though? More I think that was
your app might have seen your that
605
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:24.400
man, bro, I watched it
a few times. You just you just
606
00:47:24.519 --> 00:47:28.760
was throwing this ship up and mission
in your mouth and carrying on about business.
607
00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:32.119
No man, that's what man,
y'all that like the niggas in there
608
00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:37.559
was y'all bouncing off the wall when
your hash you don't know, different is
609
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:42.039
different? You don't know, oh, y'all. Oh, so y'all ain't
610
00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:44.639
gonna tell the truth. We were
trying to play the game where I was
611
00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:50.960
throwing it in your mouth. Y'all
had the mouth, so y'all ain't gonna
612
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:52.800
tell me. We was in there. We was in there. We was
613
00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:55.480
in there. We was in there
before the cameras cut on and we were
614
00:47:55.519 --> 00:48:00.440
doing the ship liked. Y'all wanted
to catch it anymore. Was like a
615
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:07.679
trip, no catching and no was
going on. Want in your mouth,
616
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:13.079
y'all wanted to catch it in your
mouth like the shrill. I was not
617
00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:21.519
here. He was, he was
by himself. Thought, that's a little
618
00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:31.039
sour past is everywhere you thought,
was I don't know what I'm gonna go
619
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:37.400
with. I gotta go with God. Damn man, that's a hard one.
620
00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:40.639
Now. If it was jolly,
If it was jolly, rats dummies,
621
00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:45.639
the sour, sweet and sour gummy. I would probably go with them,
622
00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:52.000
but I gotta go a Snigga balls. Yeah, Nigga has done it.
623
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:54.000
Nigga is in the fight. Yeah
man, all right, yeah,
624
00:48:54.199 --> 00:49:00.360
Nigga, that man wrong. You
cannot go wrong with you know what,
625
00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:05.320
either one. You couldn't go wrong
with either one. But you go wrong
626
00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:07.320
with either one. But you you
Uh, it's funny you called me and
627
00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:10.599
asked me that chicken last night.
I was, I was high and the
628
00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:15.400
last thing I ate was a Snigga
boss. Man. He's just stuck in
629
00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:17.840
his brain. He just stuck in
his brain. Man. I just I
630
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.280
just had to wash my damn sheet
because I woke up with chocolate over my
631
00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:27.679
damn Man. You got a lot
of suspect ship going on over there.
632
00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:35.480
Boy, chocolate was that Nigga was
looking like the kids. You know how
633
00:49:35.519 --> 00:49:38.360
the kids be trying to eat and
stay up at the same time. Head
634
00:49:38.519 --> 00:49:45.639
bother. I'm still eating that mother. All right, man, We appreciate
635
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:47.920
you. Man. We go see
the twenty fourth. I'm gonna have a
636
00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:52.840
nice good bracket up for us on
the twenty fourth, man, Okay,
637
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:54.519
yeah for s man. I can't
wait to come see y'all. Boy,
638
00:49:54.920 --> 00:49:59.119
boy, hey man, keep doing
doing y'all. Niggas is on fire,
639
00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:07.000
all right, key off man.
That is from beer games. Weelve.
640
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:12.719
It's all staple products in the this
is this is so tough. It ain't
641
00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:19.039
tough for me. It's really the
same. It's the same thing. Yeah,
642
00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:23.039
that's all. That's it. That's
because it's like it's just too easy.
643
00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:28.000
It's too easy and it's too good. It's like snitchy, you gotta
644
00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:37.119
got man that you eating niggas and
ship and if you buy them in the
645
00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:40.159
bite size, you see, you
have to eat a hundred of them back
646
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:45.360
bit the bite sizes them the ones
I like, I funk with them because
647
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:50.320
they also now have you seen them
sell the unwrapped bite size they come in,
648
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:52.400
they come in the big bag,
but they're already on wrap. So
649
00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:58.840
you just go, damn, that's
dangerous. It's dangerous. Yeah, all
650
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:05.039
the mother you got the got over
some you know what I'm saying around not
651
00:51:05.119 --> 00:51:08.159
the bad you don't go how many
of the thirty? What the fuck?
652
00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:16.119
Eminem's is the winner? Congratulations?
Did not the rapper? They fought,
653
00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:22.480
They fought their way out from the
sixth seed? Who did they take out
654
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:25.440
on the way on the way to
their their on the way to their victory,
655
00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:32.719
they beat Gummy Bears, Twigs,
Skittles, Snickers. Hey, man,
656
00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:37.360
hey, it was a tough it
was tough road. So I thought
657
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:38.360
I was gonna be like, hey, they had a weak road to get
658
00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:43.760
there, but they didn't. That
the biggest, the biggest, That damn
659
00:51:43.840 --> 00:51:46.320
recy cup and that snicker. Man, let's go. That was that's yes,
660
00:51:46.719 --> 00:51:52.039
that was early, that was second
round. That was tough. Shout
661
00:51:52.079 --> 00:52:00.880
out the motherfucking Eminem's. I was
like, that's it, man, We've
662
00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:04.000
got nothing else for you. That's
that's the end of the show. Hold
663
00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:07.800
on, hold on, hold on? What about what about l U and
664
00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:15.159
USC girls? I saw that I
got something to say. Go ahead,
665
00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:19.679
man, that that fucking girls.
College basketball right now, I don't know
666
00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:22.960
who the fuck is playing in the
men's brackets. I don't know who the
667
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:25.480
men's are. Are they any men's
teams left? It's on fire out there,
668
00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:30.000
because I know the women's basketball right
now. It's on fire right now.
669
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:34.039
Bro, goddamn you know what?
You know what? You know?
670
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.360
How this this switch? They listen
to our w n B A episode,
671
00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:43.559
they listened to it. It was
like we gotta get you know, basically
672
00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:45.639
what they're saying, we damn they
need to be butting it out here to
673
00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:47.039
play, so we need to get
our skills up. And they came.
674
00:52:47.519 --> 00:52:51.719
You got playing with that fire.
Now they're all playing with passion. They're
675
00:52:51.760 --> 00:52:55.119
playing with emotion, and that's and
and women do play with emotion, and
676
00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:02.039
they are really just pulling half knocking
bitches. Brothers jumping over the stand.
677
00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:05.360
You know, he arrested. You
know, he got his ass arrested,
678
00:53:05.679 --> 00:53:09.679
nothing, and he can't go like
going whoop some ass out there. He
679
00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:14.000
was gonna whoop a girl ass and
get the found to bitch six sixty nine.
680
00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:16.159
Mother, stop bro, He wasn't
going to do a goddamn thing.
681
00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:20.519
So what you jump over there for? To get his ass tossed in jail?
682
00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:22.840
And he can't and he can't come
to none of the game this though.
683
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:25.800
I keep it all, okay,
what you got dude in the red
684
00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:30.079
shirt? Her stepdaddy, stepdaddy,
and keep that. What happened? He
685
00:53:30.280 --> 00:53:34.159
jumped over the you know they were
sitting in the front row, all right,
686
00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:37.960
Him and the brother jumped over the
ship. Well what happened While he
687
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:40.760
didn't and he didn't he didn't go
across the table. Yeah, the brother
688
00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:45.079
went across and got him. He
was but the dude in the red shirt
689
00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:50.320
was a little larger and the police
got his first. And then after the
690
00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:54.400
dude jumped the table. Then yeah, broe that Yeah, what what you've
691
00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:58.760
been a dude? I don't know, man, it's it's emotion, but
692
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:00.199
it's you know what. I love
it though, I do. I love
693
00:54:00.239 --> 00:54:05.000
it because it's like, God,
damn, motherfuckers have never been in the
694
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:09.079
girls basketball like this. Nigga ain't
never jumped. Started last year, bro,
695
00:54:09.239 --> 00:54:16.000
it started last year getting crazy wow
ship wow wow old what's her name?
696
00:54:16.199 --> 00:54:20.599
Cardozo? Yeah, she got it. She got suspended for the first
697
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:25.559
game of the tournament and she shoved. It was like, I don't agree
698
00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:29.119
with that shove. Now, you
know, I know everybody's you know,
699
00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:32.199
it's emotions. She pushed your girl, but it's kind of fe almost pushed
700
00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:37.000
that into hell. She's like six
nine, she's a big no no,
701
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:42.360
that's just how I talk. Yeah, she's a big bitch, and she
702
00:54:42.519 --> 00:54:45.639
pushed the fuck she did. She
pushed the funk out of first. I
703
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:47.800
was at first, I was like, man, why she faking like that?
704
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:57.960
And I looked at it again.
That was pulling, did you yeah?
705
00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:01.239
Down there like you got time for
this? But you know she somebody
706
00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:07.119
did you hear what the coach said
afterwards? Yeah? She Cardoza should have
707
00:55:07.159 --> 00:55:12.880
pushed angel Reche while she was pushing
on the little guard or whatever it shut
708
00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:19.360
up bad about that action? About
the action? Bro Oh, who about
709
00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:22.559
about that action? She really?
Yes? She is? She about to
710
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:25.000
ask yes about it? She about
it for real? Now about it for
711
00:55:25.119 --> 00:55:29.760
real? Okay, that's why she
was like what she would have pushed up
712
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:34.840
angel Ree ain't pushed the other girl
though, you know how the ship girl,
713
00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:38.679
because when fly fly, she ain't
pushed the number two and then that's
714
00:55:38.719 --> 00:55:44.519
when Cardozo and shoved her ass.
It's like Angelice ain't pushed her. That's
715
00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:49.599
why the fun she ain't get pushed. Well, sh ain't nobody pushed Cardozia.
716
00:55:50.360 --> 00:55:53.719
Yeah, but she was taking up
for her teammate. She pulled goddamn
717
00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:59.039
and then cardoz probably pissed out because
as been pulling on her hair nights.
718
00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:05.079
She was like, let me,
let me play something, let me this
719
00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:08.599
ship like football. You know,
hell, it's a big motherfuckers out there.
720
00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:15.559
Mothers out there sometimes to get back
is the bullshit you might you might
721
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:25.119
pick you might pick a little god
damn cornerback of something up basic because was
722
00:56:25.199 --> 00:56:30.119
offensive lining. She's seeing them up. She seen the cornerback out there like
723
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:38.679
it was lost. So was that
was the was was the quarterback after the
724
00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:43.039
pick and they just that's exactly what
it was. I ain't gonna do nothing
725
00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:46.039
sacrificial, lamb, but but see, like you know, you know,
726
00:56:46.159 --> 00:56:50.679
I know you've seen quarterbacks for do
the bullshit though, trying to try to
727
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:54.199
get over your see that, and
that was kind of you know, she
728
00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:58.199
pushed the girl and she's just like, it's all good, No, no,
729
00:56:59.480 --> 00:57:01.000
keep your head on the fucking swift. But all right, cool coogle.
730
00:57:01.079 --> 00:57:04.840
But on a positive note, did
you see car those that hit the
731
00:57:04.880 --> 00:57:07.800
game when the shot against Tennessee?
Now do you know the backstory behind all
732
00:57:07.840 --> 00:57:12.480
that ship? I know her family
was there from Columbia for the South Carolina.
733
00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:15.119
That was the first time they saw
play in eight years. Wow,
734
00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:19.719
that's the first time she's seen him
in the years. Yeah, so all
735
00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:22.079
that ship happened. They saw her
first. She made her first three this
736
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:27.280
season while her family was watching her
for the first time. That some ship
737
00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:31.480
ship. Even though that terrible ass
defense Tennessee was playing, that was some
738
00:57:31.639 --> 00:57:37.239
fucking terrible de noom not Instead,
that was a trait. It wasn't hit
739
00:57:37.280 --> 00:57:40.400
that motherfucker. But when she took
it out, like when she took if
740
00:57:40.440 --> 00:57:45.480
you watch her, like when they
show it from behind her when she shoots
741
00:57:45.519 --> 00:57:49.559
it, she don't chalk that ship
off as a miss. That's why that
742
00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:52.519
she hit the back. Boy.
So God, this is a bank.
743
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:55.239
I ain't really it's a bank.
Like when she shot at three point in
744
00:57:55.320 --> 00:57:59.440
front of that it's from the top
of the key with nobody on her.
745
00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:01.639
Yeah, she shot that bit.
When she when it left her hands,
746
00:58:01.679 --> 00:58:08.199
she was like god saying playing,
Yeah, I'm right man, shout out,
747
00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:13.119
but shout out to women's basketball.
But no matter what the fun happened,
748
00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:15.599
no matter what the fuck we think. I love all that ship,
749
00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:17.320
like I like l s U,
I like I like all that ship,
750
00:58:17.559 --> 00:58:21.559
all that like man that ship,
like they're gonna have to do that that
751
00:58:21.679 --> 00:58:25.880
ship to bring ye interesting motherfucker.
Like I don't know ship, but I
752
00:58:27.039 --> 00:58:30.079
like angel Rees, I like fly
all the like they bringing personality. That's
753
00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:32.719
what it is. That's you know
what I'm saying, that's what it is.
754
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:37.559
It got the one leg what's her
name? They got the one one
755
00:58:37.679 --> 00:58:43.960
leg tight one leg. God damn, come look, I ain't no got
756
00:58:44.039 --> 00:58:47.400
to float. They running around doing
something with little Wayne and ship rapping every
757
00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:54.039
way. Mothers it is really shout
out to Juju walking She that's another that's
758
00:58:54.079 --> 00:58:59.679
a bad motherfucker. Kately Clark,
motherfucker. Damn. I hate I gotta
759
00:58:59.719 --> 00:59:01.760
keep in bitches. But it is
what it is. I mean that's it's
760
00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:05.440
a strong bitch is a strong one. That's a good ship. Yeah,
761
00:59:05.519 --> 00:59:08.360
that's strong. When we talk when
we're talking about ship like this, yeah
762
00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:15.800
yeah, them bitches is balling the
bullshit. But if you're talking about gold
763
00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:21.679
digging holes, them bitches ain't.
Yes, sir, but you know what
764
00:59:21.760 --> 00:59:24.440
I love. I love to do
and it's fund up. But I like
765
00:59:24.559 --> 00:59:29.559
to watch the gold digger pranks.
That ship is insane with the car.
766
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:32.199
But I think we talked about this
ship before, but it's this ship is
767
00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:37.480
stupid. Okay, So back in
the day, uh huh, think about
768
00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:42.199
it. If you like high school, if you had a car, use
769
00:59:42.280 --> 00:59:46.800
that dude exactly didn't even really matter. What is right, motherfucker without the
770
00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:50.559
car though, if you're mother,
what a car? Motherfuck without a car?
771
00:59:51.280 --> 00:59:54.119
You fucked up, right, So
my thing is like, why y'all
772
00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:59.400
think this ship doesn't changed now?
Like mother mother motherfuckers used to say,
773
00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:01.880
don't to get costs with realms and
ship so they could get these bitches right.
774
01:00:04.440 --> 01:00:07.800
So just in high school, you
just want to comedy. So we
775
01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:10.920
even had to be your car and
see my thing is up. Oh reg
776
01:00:12.199 --> 01:00:14.960
it didn't matter, And I mean
I love to watch my like the people
777
01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:17.159
who do the gold the gold nigger
pranks the funniest hell of me, but
778
01:00:17.239 --> 01:00:22.599
they acting like holes. Yeah,
because y'all acting like a bitch supposed to
779
01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:27.239
love you for yours exactly, the
bitch gonna love you for what you got
780
01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:30.760
right now, Nigga, your goal, you god damn Ferrari truck, your
781
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:35.159
Shi on twenty folds, whatever the
fuck you got. I never looked at
782
01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:38.599
it like that like you like me
and obtained like that to get Yes,
783
01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:43.440
you're fucking strange exactly. So the
only way you can impress some motherfuckers with
784
01:00:43.559 --> 01:00:45.480
some good ship and then you're just
walking up the street randomly like hey,
785
01:00:45.559 --> 01:00:50.880
how you doing. So we're gonna
get the fuck away from human trafficking and
786
01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:53.679
ship, get your mother fucking ass
away from me. Right then they see
787
01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:58.039
your card, be like, well, ship that truck. Ship. Let
788
01:00:58.079 --> 01:01:00.239
me go all at them, the
human traffickers, white fans. Yes,
789
01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:05.480
this niggas talking about free candy road
on the side. Ship, I'll be
790
01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:08.079
looking at You'll be like these niggas
retarded. This ain't how it go y'all.
791
01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:13.880
Ain't no street real niggas, right, it's stupid. I don't know
792
01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:16.320
what y'all is now because you ain't
want to talk to me just then,
793
01:01:17.239 --> 01:01:21.400
boy, you god, you a
fucking stranger. The bitches asked to get
794
01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:28.559
in your car, dummy, Let
the bitch get in your car. Motherfucker's
795
01:01:28.639 --> 01:01:32.400
retarded, man, nigga, We
niggas. Bitches don't love us for us,
796
01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:37.880
like, oh, they love you
for you later like no, exactly
797
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:42.039
learn to love us. It's like
they just going with what they like first,
798
01:01:42.119 --> 01:01:46.440
like lamp ship like that motherfucker same
as a man, like I mean
799
01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:52.039
yeah, and then see like with
the with the like with the gold digging
800
01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:54.920
bitches. With the gold digging bitches, they be like, oh, I
801
01:01:55.079 --> 01:01:58.920
like your truck or whatever. Why
you ain't going with that, like,
802
01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:01.440
I'm cool with that. You like
my car, that's fine. Start there,
803
01:02:02.280 --> 01:02:08.519
let's start there. Starting that.
You ain't like when I walked up
804
01:02:08.559 --> 01:02:15.079
to the ugliest fuck in these dark
shades and the women be the women is
805
01:02:15.119 --> 01:02:17.239
so funny they be like me,
get away from it. I mean,
806
01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:22.519
you look good? Naw, though, cool, I'm cool with that.
807
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:24.639
I don't know, you think just
be acting. You don't think that all
808
01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:27.800
some of them do, some of
them do, some of them of them
809
01:02:27.880 --> 01:02:31.280
do. But but but the whole
concept, whole concept that I'm talking about,
810
01:02:31.400 --> 01:02:36.239
Yeah, you look good now though, Yeah, I'm cool with that.
811
01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:38.519
I'm good with that. See.
My my problem is not with the
812
01:02:38.599 --> 01:02:44.239
acting part of it, but with
like the the dude's responses, like you
813
01:02:44.519 --> 01:02:46.920
obtained ship to get a bitches attend
to do. We don't give a a
814
01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:51.920
lot of ship, but you care
that the bitches like you and and and
815
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:54.559
like you, like you said,
if the mother how you think these ugly
816
01:02:54.639 --> 01:02:59.639
motherfuckers get these women? Exactly?
They're not. They're fucking ugliest some of
817
01:02:59.719 --> 01:03:04.559
y'all the gold diggen motherfucker. Come
on, come on, come on,
818
01:03:04.800 --> 01:03:07.280
man, you can put on a
Ja Vinci shirt. I definitely can I
819
01:03:07.360 --> 01:03:12.039
can put on the Gordon Guard Trail
and that don't stop. Put on the
820
01:03:12.119 --> 01:03:17.039
Gordon Guard trown can and be fresh
down or not or not. You never
821
01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:22.159
fucking know who might like the Gordon
Guard Trail exactly. But yeah, man,
822
01:03:22.199 --> 01:03:23.639
that ship that should be I'd be
dying because of that. That's pretty
823
01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:28.199
funny. Yeah, pretty fun Yeah, let's do real gold digger pranks.
824
01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:31.000
Let's get shipped and pull the gold
diggers in for it's a real gold digge
825
01:03:31.000 --> 01:03:34.639
print ship. When a bitch turn
you down and then you go get in
826
01:03:34.679 --> 01:03:37.119
the lamp truck and she say,
oh you look good, now can I
827
01:03:37.159 --> 01:03:49.280
get in? YEA man, be
real for a man. Know you didn't
828
01:03:49.320 --> 01:03:53.760
want me for me. Ain't nobody
want your punk ass for you? That
829
01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:58.000
ain't how that work. It don't
work. Then grow up, go the
830
01:03:58.079 --> 01:04:00.480
funk up. You might take seven
years for a bitch to love you.
831
01:04:00.199 --> 01:04:05.920
Nobody stream. It has been sucked
all over the ship. Trust your ass.
832
01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:10.639
You know what I'm saying, So
just understand that it's not gonna just
833
01:04:10.679 --> 01:04:12.480
be like, oh my god,
you spoke to me and said that was
834
01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:16.119
beautiful. Oh my god, you're
dumb. You're dumb. You're fucking idiot.
835
01:04:18.280 --> 01:04:21.039
Never, You're never gonna find no
bitches like this. Oh man,
836
01:04:21.519 --> 01:04:27.400
Yes, sir, all right man. Once again, think y'all for joining
837
01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:30.960
us on another episode of Grumpy Old
Mixtape. Be sure to rate, like
838
01:04:31.039 --> 01:04:34.719
and subscribe, Tell a friend to
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839
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:40.159
that you're fucking with your goddamn boy. Be sure the follows across all social
840
01:04:40.199 --> 01:04:45.039
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841
01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:49.440
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842
01:04:49.599 --> 01:04:55.880
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843
01:04:56.039 --> 01:05:00.480
the bitch will play us. Damn. That's what's up? Like ship man,
844
01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:03.480
this ship and we are the motherfucking
greatest, greatest podcasts on Earth.
845
01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:08.960
We are on Earth that nobody knows
about. Shout out everybody, Shout out
846
01:05:08.960 --> 01:05:12.079
to King Gunna the Third or something
like, what's what's what's that site?
847
01:05:12.119 --> 01:05:15.800
What's that? What's that? Watching
like this King King gonna twitch? Man,
848
01:05:16.679 --> 01:05:19.840
Yeah, definitely follow my guy.
Man. That was some good ship
849
01:05:19.880 --> 01:05:23.960
man. I appreciate you, man. I love watching the podcast like that.
850
01:05:24.320 --> 01:05:27.039
That was a good ship man.
I love people's react His reaction to
851
01:05:27.159 --> 01:05:30.800
the ship that's what that's interesting.
Yes, I got up. I gotta
852
01:05:30.800 --> 01:05:34.199
put the video up tonight so you
can run that motherfucker. Hell alright man.
853
01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:39.199
And like I said about this time, if I tell you that a
854
01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:42.800
duck and pull of trucks, then
shut up and hook the fuck it up.
855
01:05:47.840 --> 01:05:50.440
Kick kicks, no good