Episode #158-“Sweet Toothes”

0:00 What up, Homie? What up? What up? What up? Yeah? Anyway, bro, I gotta give a rest in peace to the first female rapper ever signed to death jam. One of the hardest, the motherfucking hardest, goddamn the boss, motherfucking boss. Oh sir, yes, yeah, So I'm gonna start to show out about doing that, man. And today we're gonna continue marsh madness with these brackets. Okay, we got a candy bracket. We're gonna go over today, So get your sweet tooth is ready. On this episode, a gruppy oh mixture is in Gang kid Kicks No good, Yes, yes, yes. I would like to welcome y'all to another episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape. I'm your host dob hs and know I'm here as always with my guy and yours the Dawn himself, big tie neidle Boom. Welcome, niggas. You could have been anywhere in the motherfucking woman the bird designed to be here with us. Congratulations and before we get started, to make sure you following all your social media platforms that's at Grumpy

1:30 Old Mixtape across the board. Be sure to join Grumpy o TV on YouTube rate like subscribe, Tell a friend to tell a friend to tell one more dusty motherfucker, that dusty damn gusty motherfucker that you are indeed fucking with your cup damn And we are the two locked Cruel Podcast. And why because we do and say what we damn Well, please man with some bad motherfuckers. Birdyballicle, you gotta talk like this. You're talking about mother? Oh man, what's up? Homie? Ship goddamn things? Bullshit man, same old bullshit, old people trying to give me diseases? What the old people?

2:20 God damn that two piece special. You know. I work places, you know, and uh wow, working places, but sometimes people don't have no way to stay. They come there and they have place. Statement. Yeah, old lady calls the job phone. It says, yeah, you know, I got my iPhone but somehow then got it off the after off the Wi Fi and I need some help. Okay yo, boy yo, you need me. It's simple, it's how it steps to it. Bring it. You can bring it up here, We'll do it. That's fine. You say you want to come up here and let me help you. Motherfucker's cut comes up there, looks like she's on the edge of death and she got a bag of towels, talking about yeah, I've been sick all night.

3:07 Oh no, but a bag of towels, I said, ma'am. The first thing, you're gonna take them towels back. We don't need them here in the lobby. You need to take them back, Take the motherfuckers back. So she's like, you just want me to tell oh, I just take them back to the room. Yeah, just put them outside your do the housekeepers and get them there get sick because I'm not disgusting. So the whole time she's coughing and and through the throughout the process, she's telling me she's deaf. She's like, I can't hear them deare now, my god, hold on, hold on, I just talked to you on the phone. You ain't say nothing about being deaf. We talked fine, but down here, she's not down here because you just a little it's a lot of position to what the fuck you got going on with the bullshit? Now you getting here exactly? So she leaves, comes back with that coughing ship coming back because you want me to do her phone? She colling a she I said, ma'am, I can't touch that phone. The little girl who the girl who releaves me. Nikki she down there. Now, keep in mind, is Nikki she fixing the brothers and it's another dude down there, he waiting for breakfast. Both of these motherfuckers have gotten up. I'm over on this side. They're gone, They've gotten up and moved. It's far.

4:32 It's far to the wall. They're on the other building. Yeah, it's time ago. The whole time, I'm telling her, yeah, I can't. I can't touch that phone though, I said, ma'am, just sick. I said, look, I can't get sick. I said, you sick. You done came out here with that. Nah, man, I can't, I said, I can't get that. I can't. So nigga saw that ain't no where, and fuck I was gonna help her. So Nikki came and put on the masks and gloves and was like, hold on, I'll go ahead and get out, and I got the proper ship on. Because of customer service, bro, you need better customer service. Bro. I ain't got no problem with customer service, but I ain't getting sick for yass because what she had, what she had. Come to find out later, bitch had the blue bonney plate. You found out that.

5:27 I just guess I ain't ever heard nobody cough like that had that. She was coming from the blue lagoon, that coll It was just coming from the inners of the inners. She was calling from her soul. Yes like this, Nah, bro, old white lady, Look, I ain't got nothing. Old people trying to hear me with the fake cry. She didn't. She didn't know who she was working with. You just say, man, because I'm old and I'm just old, bitch. Look, it's a blessing. Better this little bitch. It's a blessing. It's a blessing. I'm old and I'm older. Tears, bitch, if you show me, want to show me if I fixed your phone with my tongue. I'm just saying that's that's the one that's not confident you. Tears was coming older like man, gone with that ship. Man, you know you was wrong. Bring your ass down here with that. That's a budge it, bro. You should you should have called me and say I've wiped my phone down with sanitiz and put it outside my door. Can you come put the ship on it?

6:46 That way, I wouldn't have to deal with none of your coffee out of war gloves. Did it. Think about the next man. Everybody ain't trying to be fucking up. I ain't trying to be fucked up. Man, I'm sinking on COVID regulations change now, ain't no COVID regulation. You get that ship. You don't stay out of work, you know, mouckers. Thanks cool now like, yeah, I'm fucked up. And again this ship deep. But it's on candy. That's the law now in it. Know what I'm saying. That's the law. Nighter, that's that's that's it ain't nothing because it used to be. You know, you get the COVID. Yeah, yeah, they say, go to work, go to work with the ship. Motherfucker as a dog writing that motherfucker, this is ridiculous.

7:30 Hey, are you planning to move to Massachusetts? Maybe? All right, let me give you something you need to be aware of if you move. I was thinking about it. Massachusetts officials ass residents to lean and helping hand and offer migrants an extra room in your house. So if I go up there acting like a migrant, I can get free room and board, Yes you can. Oh, ship, if I have like a migrant, I can get a free check, Yes you can. I should go to Massachusetts, act like I'm a fucking migrant, because because you know in New York they got a thing where they got a debit card. They're given to these mothers. How do they know you a migrant? I don't know, man, You don't have to papers. Your English is broken? No me no North Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, where diego? I am Chinese on a migrant. You ain't got to be migrant, can be evenm anywhere.

8:31 I can't even fucking Canada a Canadian migrant. They give it, they give it out money, man, they give it out money, the legal immigrants. Yeah, I know I need part of that, bro, I need a piece that, you know what I'm saying. Man, But but you know, soon as you say you know, you know, you know we built this We built this country. Nobody is nobody here alive right now as a slave we give. We built this country. You know, we need some We gonna have to do some research on this to figure out how he's gonna div these bitch. But you jumped the border. Hey, come up, bro, hold on, hold on, hold on, I got money for you, brother, brother, your brother even got the jump the fence. No more you getting the room board, health care food and this motherfucking dead because you can go out here and by crack with this mother, They asking mother, they asking motherfuckers to lean out the back room. Yeah to a motherfucking L. Salvadorian who's part of MS thirteen. You what, I ain't got no problem with an L. SAVADORI with MS thirteen, But I can't give them a God damn, I can't give them room that when I'm getting fucked over here, I'm paying taxes on top of taxes, and I'm to give you a room. Glocier when she said she had Cubans on Glocier to saying I'm paying taxes on type of taxes because this ship is insane.

9:52 You're paying your money for, you pay taxes for. You get it, You're paid taxes to spend your ships. You pay taxes doing at the end of the year. You know there you're gonna have in your back room if you cubs on what you know what you have in your back room if you move to Massachusetts Cubans on Cubans you may have Cubans for real ship. That's wow. Yeah, bro, So I'm just letting you know, if you you know, if you want to move to Massachusetts. It's cool you can, but it looks like you got I mean, you just gotta know how to go up there. I'm going. I'm going up there migrants.

10:33 You might get that knock on the door. I'm migrating up there. Had a curly hairs. Yeah, I'm from I'm from somewhere else. Cut it, cut it low, so to be waving curly. Look, I'm gonna be from somewhere like between the Satha doing somewhere else. Did you know that you never heard of what the fuck the smart smart and everything? They asked me and be like where diegle? Where digle I ce d a? But where do you go? They're gonna say, they're gonna give me a disability. They're gonna say up he just keeps talking about diego. Either way, you get a check. Yeah, so you're good e B T check room in the back of somebody. God damn house ship. That's you good good, I'm good good man. So shout out to all the legal coming over here getting that. I can't hate on them. I can't hate on the motherfucker because americaan't give me ship. I can't hate on y'all. Get every goddamn pity'll can get from them. They're so fucking stupid. Everybody getting money except bus bro. Yeah, the motherfucker Ukrainians. Yeah, I told you about that god damn bardy that I mentioned about my dimssion in one episode about the Holocaust victims. Motherfuckers money getting enough. They got another chick or something, ain't it? But it ain't no more Holocaust victims. They're still alive.

11:52 It's still so loud. I get the families, the families of them. That's bullshit, families and slaves. But that on count because it was so long unergo bitch dad bro, when the fun was the Holocaust? That on wasn't That wasn't too long ago. Yet I'm about tired of that ship. I'm serious need a new excuse. Many don't tell me they ain't get in. We can't get it, bro, all they told you, We already told you we got figgy fuck though. Come on, we continue to give labor free labeled to build, to build generational wealth for mother. Just pay me what you weigh me, bro, bro ship just add up the hours brod hours up and then you got each side cool motherfucker's talking about you should give it to him in scholarships, working on the scholarship. Go to school, bitch, I'm fifty school. You should give it to them laying.

12:43 Know. How about you just give me the money and I'll pay my ways through school. If I want to do that, I'm pay for some damn laying. If I want to go by crack, I'll buy that ship. What over the fun? I wanted to funk that? How the fun? You're gonna tell me what I got to do? Because black ass want to go to cool? Everybody I don't want to go to school. Fucking cool. Motherfucker's damn ah. Man, that's the one ship pissed off already, all right, it's something else. Northwest has announced she's working on her first album, My Kanye Daughter. Yep, you know what it's called East West south By south south By Southwest No elementary school dropout. Damn, that's what's scary. That's what they're calling it. That's scary elementary school dropout.

13:41 That's her tight that's the tight up album. Man's gonna be the ship? Doubt it all my niggas drug and is she gonna so? Is she gonna have a feature from Blue on that motherfucker because they don't fuck had a feature from jay Z. They don't fuck with each other, the fun Blue Blue, Blu little bit more advanced right now, Blue on top of his ship right now. So I don't know, man, Maybe maybe elementary school drop out, elementary school dropout. I'm definitely looking for it. Look for em elementary school dropout, buddy, damn it. Kanye probably gonna do the beat. So is he he producing it? Probably? You don't give a I don't give a fuck. It's Kanye, wes Bro. I'm done with Kanye.

14:26 You can't make ship that I would like at this ever. Nah So unless he's unless he's reputting out one of his first three albums. I'm not saying I hate Kanye. Hate is a very strong word. You love, That's that's shrough. Hate is very strong. Have you ever loved Kanye? I never loved Kanye, just dislike it. I dislike Kanye, like I said, I don't for his music, to what he's doing. I dislike Kanye for his fucking antics, for being a jackade, for being a stone cold jack ass. You know what, Maybe he can't help it, Maybe he maybe he's retarded. Wait a minute, said, I was gonna stop saying retards, but he's not really. He's not really retarded, so I can see him. It's probably a clinical things slow. I feel like Kanye has special needs. I do. Kanye by choice is the special needs.

15:22 We should we should do a show and say things we don't like about Kanye, because I know what I know. One thing I don't like about it. Give him goddamn teeth that like that that broke the bulls back for me. I almost I could still funk with Kanye a little bit. Yeah, but every time I see them teeth. Let me tell you, since we're previewing the things we don't like about Kanye episode, I got one thing I don't like about Kanye. What those fucking swords around his mouth? Hold on man job? But they come in? So when do you still not like him? I fucking don't like him. I don't. That's one thing I don't like it about Kanye. So we're gonna we're gonna keep this episode.

16:07 One more thing I don't like fucking close so tired of his girl dressing with that ship man that his wife. Another thing that is about Kanye I dislike about Kanye the fact he tells Kim to get his children off the internet all the goddamn time. I really tells me to get off the internet because he don't want them to see the way he's parading around his butt naked as wife. Maybe maybe maybe that's a good thing, maybe a good Now there'll be traumatized. Man, that bullshit, Because I have seen him some ship. I was like, no, man, the wild man. It's a different type of wild going on. Man and the man being. I don't even know, man, I don't got a lot of damn money. He got a lot of He got a lot of money too much. You got a lot of guy, damn. That was the downfall of Kanye. I don't I don't know what's done. I know the downfall and money it was so basically, Kim should have never gave him eighty million to get him out of that. She should never give a nigga on pussy. She should never gave him no pussy and started sucking with that nigga. It was good for her, but she didne fucked them up because his mind is fucked up. You fucked up like that Kardashian. Shit is crazy. Nah, that's him.

17:19 It's a track record ain't it. Ain't even told them lam At them was fucked up before the end. He was even more he wasn't. They found him in a brothel. Then he almost died. Yes, he almost died. He almost died before fucking with them too old him. He was smoking crack, doing cocaine before all them. Well, maybe he just started doing more. Maybe that's the thing. Maybe the level of cocaine and cracked that he was doing just rolled so significantly. So he was already just yeah, he was already going. You need to read his book because he don't lie about Nigga was smoking keys of crack. Yeah, he was fucked up already. Let me go, let me go get my package. I need to keep it. Smoke Kanye, Kanye, We're gonna do an episode about it.

18:03 You know what else? Kanye's shirts. Somebody somebody held Kanye one of them them shirts he bought. That Kanye ship was Kanye's shirts that you made, the Kanye sell ship with fucking fish grease on it. Already, what this dog? You see the shirts they got things and ship, Man, that's bullshit. Man, Kanye selling fucking socks with god damn coasters on the bottom them pod ship. He got some ship called the Yeasy Pod. It's like a sock with like two coasters on the toes. And Kanye for man, all that ship. Kanye doing show to Miss Burgo Vixen, Kanye lover man. I wasn't gonna talk about this ship, man, But really, I ain't about I really don't give a funk about this next ship talk about I mentioned because it's quote unquote news. Thirty nine year old uh Deyrah Michelle announced she is pregnant by twenty two year old NBA player Jalen Green. Oh yeah, alright, cool, all right, ah man, let's see, let me see if I had anything else. Shout out to a mirror.

19:25 Ain't ain't nother fucking name. I don't know who the is the mir just one thing gives a name. It ain't a mirror. What it is? Not a name? What name? I forgot, Marie, it's spelled the mirror. You can't read. I'm telling you how it's fucking spelled anyway. Shout up, you know what. Let's go back to something were previously talking about about the reparations. They say they should just give us money for scholarship. Maybe you ain't got to use all of it. A couple of either way, shout out to that motherfucker. Man. I was listening to that ship all over. That's my ship, that's my ship. I was listening to Bobby Brown. This is the only ain't got no play in my rideing about two years until what today? And what you know you're getting, boy, Bobby Brown goddamn helicopter and did a kick karate a front kick he did, and did Charlie Murphy. He did Charlie Murphy front kick. Bobby is entertainer, bron You ain't entertained by the bullshit that dude, man, Bobby Brown is absolutely positively that guy. Man. All right, get into the bracket, man, all right. Like I said, we're doing this candy bracket in honor of March Madness. Like I said, throughout the month of March, we will be doing lists and brackets. And today, damn hey,

21:00 I got a quick announcement, man, ship, write it down. We're fitting right it down. Here we go. What's this month? Mark man, March twenty month, Man, March. I've been yelling March Man. I yelled March Manness for the past minute. Anyway, March twenty fourth, we are having a guess. He's a returning guess. Motherfucking beer game twelve. Okay, he's goddamn it, man, he's back again. He came last year. He was doing the list. My goddamn Monkey County, he said, he said he likes he liked coming in March because he liked fucking with the list. So we're doing a doing a big list. So we'll see bird game. He got some ship going on to Man, we're gonna talk about a bunch of other ship too with him. But yeah, all right, let's get into this list. Man. Candy motherfucking brackets.

21:56 Now, all right, what we do always with these with these bread If you see a candy that you don't like, if you have a replacement for it, you can replace it. Do you see anything you want to get off of here? I mean, I mean, I ain't gonna kick nothing. I mean they're gonna they're gonna kick their damn off. True. Indeed, I don't know who the fuck is buying Twizzlers. True, indeed, the fuck is Twizzlers made it this far. Wait a minute, we're gonna get it. We're gonna get into Yeah, you're ahead of you, got that just stuck out. I understand. I definitely understand. So we're gonna, well, I did I see one. I'm gonna replace sweetish fish with now now, laters, Yeah, get that ship out of here because I never had I have had a sweetish fish, but it's it's sweetish fuck nasty.

22:42 Yeah, I have one. They used to sell them out at a job I used to work. Yeah, they did. Only gay people are allowed to have those. Now I'm blowing. So gay people only eat Swedish. No, you're full of ship, full of ship. But I'm trying to make you gay, bro fish making gay. That's why I'm taking them off. The were going to hell? All right? Yeah, I spots that ship got reserved. Got it's like direct to director's chairs. That's take a lot of I think a lot of motherfuckers down. They ain't got no chairs. You see that sitting on and rotten on brimstone, on fire, on flames, and I know you're getting the goddamn this is too much, all right. Yeah, we're getting sweetish fish out of there, and we are replacing them with Okay, all right, first round, first game of the night. Who is it? Brother Reese's peanut butter cups? So tasty boy against Whoppers by trash Whoppers awesome, straight up got its. Yeah, I never bought oneps have only been eight because they're leftover Halloween candy leftover.

24:11 The only time I've ever ate a one. They left over when you had that big bag of mixed candy car and everything picking around the whoppers. So you end up just and then you walk into the room and you're like singing, like fuck, god man, they ain't they fine? The Yeah, they're great, great, they're great candy for the whoppers up fine if they're free. If this was the free candy, Whoppers is up there one because you with the free candy, you got whoppers, you got butterscotch, you got candy corn, see right in the mix of that. But but you're going up against a real juggernaut right now, bro, So recent peanut butter cup wins, Yes, flo flawless victory ass whoop one hundred and six.

24:52 The forty two ship Lord and that forty two ain't get no no points. No, you don't need them in the free I bought Reese's Peanut butter Cups and loan Yeah. I spend two dollars for the loan pack. The motherfucker give you a recent peanut buttercuse. All right, damn friend them, that's friendship. Get Pam the motherfucker give you Ree's peanut butter cups. He's like ship, mother mother, give your woppers. You're looking at him funny like I get ship. Bro, you snake your snake in the grass, like you bought these ships. Come on, bro, does if I see a mother fuck in the store in front of me buying a whip, I slapped out they god damn like you know, goddamn with no cut. Damn I take him from him? Eat them? Why because at that point they're free.

25:36 If you go right now in a convenience thore and buy some whoppers, that's stale because they've been there four fucking years. Telling you anybody buying no ship. I ain't never seen nobody buy a box of whoppers. Bullshit, Bro, you're right, but what is as whooping for whoppers? I like them? Maybe? All right, second game, you just were talking about these motherfuckers. Let me tell you something, BRO, don't know who did the seeding Sniakers is low. That's a bad season for sniggers. It is. It's bad, ye, real bad. They're going up against Twizzlers. Man, I never like Twizzlers ever, how could you? It's fucking bullshit.

26:17 But I could make twizzles Twizzlers right now with what ass? But you can literally make Twizzles out of cardboard and super glue. Twizzlers is plastic. It's like it's almost like plastic, but it's a little bit more soluble. So like enough, it ain't like white, no taking wax, but no damn taste. Whizzer is funny. So that ship is that ship should have been off. That ship is like wax plastic with no flavor. They colored it though it is color and it's twisty. Twizzlers don't get twitters. Did we even say who they're going up against? The going up against sniggers, who wouldn't do it matter who they're going don't even matter. Man, They could went up against wopples. They could have really went lost. They could have went up against Swedish fish. While we're here playing games, Sweedish fish whooped twists. It had been a close one. Sweetish fish dem whoop twistlers as woppers would have whooped the ass big time. You know, Yeah, they don't even be free to ship. Yeah, Twizzers. Yeah, the fun out of here Twizzlers and Snickers. Snickers went by, I got them last. I got a up story about Snickers. If you want to hear one. I'm just saying, if you want to hear one, man, people probably want to hear people hear them. The story about about sniggers.

27:38 As a doctor, right, she was having allergies. She was like allergic to some ship. So she called and she go get checked out or whatever. Mother was like, I'm only the doctors like I'm allergic. I'm only allergic to roaches, right, mm hmmm allergies or whatever. The them was like, you eat candy balls, eat sniggers? Yeah, yeah, there you go, because and when you're making them in a plant, you are allowed a certain amount of roaches to fall into them. Yeah, so they are roaches mirrors only in America. I'm just letting you know, bro old quick story time for you that she found out she was allergic roaches and she didn't know why you eat sniggers? Yeah I eat that. Yeah that's bullshit, the roaches, bro, I'm just letting you know. So that does that make Twizzles look a little bit better? Hell? Nah? I mean they probably allowed and twists the little little red ants and ship man. All right, next go round, next round, next, motherfucking now and later Junior Mint, junior moffy, I mean junior mints. Mints, I like now laters than that. Bro, You can't go wrong with Nihilator. You can damn sure go wrong with the junior Mint. If it ain't after dinner.

29:04 Why if it ain't after dinner and the restaurant that you're eating in is offering them free, why the fuck you missed? Motherfuckers, some motherfuckers that by junior miss bro. Mother, If I see you in the store with some junior miss bro, I'm probably slapping the ship out your hand. I'm like, bro, go get your go, get your rope. Snickers, bro, Ship do better, damn you some candies from goddamn candy Ship now, Candy's candy, candy candy. All right, all right, this is an interesting matchup right here, Bro, it is. It is very interesting. We got it's a good one. It's a good one. Kick cat Yeah, so tasty, so crunchy versus jolly ranchers, so fulfilling. Yes, man, I'm gonna tell you this. I'm gonna give you my take on it. Pick who you want to pick. But kit Cat is kind of like every now and then thing like, hey, got go get me a damn kit Cat. Are you in the store and you're just looking at the candy, waiting and love, Get a good kit Cat. Jolly Ranchers, you eat them anytime. You can fuck on your time. You can fuck around and have a pack of Jolly Ranchers on you and you sit there and you will eat that ship all day long. Yeah, that's right, that's right. I bought bags of Jolly Ranchers. I bought packs of kit Cats. Right, That's the only thing to say about I feel like kit Cat is like every now and then Jolly ranch is good for any time of the day. You wake up in the middle of the night, pop your Jolly Ranches. Right. I was gonna go kit Cat, but you make

30:37 a very great point there, so I'm going all right. M and ms Versus gummy bears, I mean, gummy bears are cool. They cool, man, for some people, there's a lot of people love like I feel. I feel like the younger generation would be like gummy bears, But for me, it's a it's a land slide. Eminem's brother, I ain't with the gummy bullship. That has been cool. I should have asked I should have asked. Yeah, I should have asked Melot about that before I brought it over. No, because she's gonna love to She like gummy bears like she loves gummy bells, though the younger it's a younger thing. Yeah, she would have said gummy all day. Yeah, you're right. But since we two old, grumpy motherfuckers, all right, next round, motherfucking you got you got motherfucking twigs, the two brothers against the whole motherfucking Milky Way.

31:40 I go twet. I gotta go twist twixes, twixes. The motherfucker. I can count the number of Mickey Way bars I bought in my life about about Mickey Way before. It's mainly this fucked up, mainly the way that I make Milky Way. You buy the variety pack of candy bars for Halloween, and those are the ones that are left over there. You can get them. Yeah, but yeah, we go, but we're going we're going twitch twigs with that one, because Mickey Ways whatever. All right, Next up, we gotta go mother fucking get tools versus sour Patch kids, now, even though they say Skiers is probably the worst candy you can eat for your health, Skinners is pretty damn good. Skin is very tasty.

32:25 And sour Patch kids is more of a uh, I'm gonna little sour thing today, you know what I'm saying. Skittles. Anytime I leave this motherfucker right now, I eat a bag of Skittles. Motherfuckers be killing them. Sour Patch, they do, but it ain't they can't eat that forever. Your tongue, you the number the motherfucker your tongue. You're right right, Skittles like one, all right at the number two seed which whatever you can't think they can now ain't gonna de seating is yeah cool. But as far as being a good candy, yeah, good candies. Star Wars versus Nerds, No, bro, it's pretty good. I mean it's really it's a it's a battle. It is a battle of chewy versus crunchy. Yeah, they got crunchy. Be a motherfucker. Crunch is good. But that starburst star burs is it's like starburs. It's damn near refreshing stars is a star burst. Starburst is like bread. It is the bread of candies. Nerves is tough. Man Nerds flavors on east side. Nerves is very good, and you they got the got the one where you can mix them both together.

33:39 Ners is very taste, and they got many flavors. Let's start. I'm gonna go Starbursts because that's that old school star Burs. Yeah, and I'm going by like just me. I bought Starburst Nerds. I bought a bunch of damn Nerds. It's just Starbards. Like I said, Starburs is damn near. It is refreshed, and when you buy into it's damnly like you're drinking a solda. It is. And then see like Nerds, it's like I can, I can like kind of go through Starburs kind of. I eat one, you know, not chew it all up and swallowed it, you know, because it's just chewy ye, So you kind of have it a little while. But the Nerds as soon as you hit your mind crunching and don't right right, So start, nerves is crackedr Ners crack.

34:22 Nobody wants to be a crackead. Nobody don't want to be cead. Motherfucker's all. We're going Starburs. Oh Man, Next second round. I got a question while we said crackhead, can you ever not be a crackhead once you are crackhead? No, you told me? She was like, yeah, you know, I used to smoke crack. Crackhead, it used to It's like like you smoking a wire. Just say just say, don't ever say I used to be don't even let nobody know. Yeah, don't tell nobody remember. But if you don't ever say you used to be a crackhead, because that's an oxymoron. It is like a players saying I used to play basketball. Know you play basketball? Right on the second round, let's start from the bottom and go up. Okay, uh star burds versus skittles, damn okay, and then getting into it right there. I mean, it's it's a good one. Now it's a good one. Now it's a good one. I gotta gok man, I gotta and guess what. We love it. It's a good that's a good battle. But I gotta go sk We don't want it less kill your damn skitters. Turn your hands all different. Just think about what they're doing to you inside up. But I gotta go skills. What you got next? M and MS versus I gotta

35:57 playing. I was gonna say no, I ain't gonna lie. If it wasn't for the Eminem Peanuts, I might have to go twist. Yeah, if it was only playing, I probably would go tw we go twiggs that ship for a long time, that was the only candy I eight for a candy ball. That was the ship. But right, it was just playing Eminem's yeah nah log with peanuts. But I gotta have it. I gotta have it right, you're right, you're right any given time. What's next? Who we got nine later and Jolly Ranchers. Oh that's pretty good. Damn damn man, it ain't gonna lie. I gotta go Jolly ran I got to I gotta go. I gotta go. Jos A good bath. That's a good battle, a good one because now Ladies is a motherfucking up.

36:38 It's like the bad thing. What's good for me? Because I like them too. It's like, you know, how you bout the long packs of knowledge with I got like four of each flavor. Yeah, like if I going, if I go in my breakroom right now at work, the bananas one was left right on the table. Damn, I fucked him up. The banana ups, not the Naihilators, but like the fake Nihilators, the off branding Nihilators. Yeah you yeah, if you want at the later now, if you won't at the bus stop you went in, I believe that I want. They only sold him. Now had the bus stop, Well we had, we had the fake Nowhilators, Right, you had the Annohlags, but then you had the fake Nihilator. They're like about five ten cent less. Yeah, no, ladies, wasn't nothing but the fucking well guess what, no back now, I think the Nihilators was like a quarter.

37:28 The pack of the little pack Annohlads were like a quarter at the corners. Fake ones was like fifteen ten or fifteen cent. So you get a bunch of them motherfuckers. Yeah, just see what you're saying. But banana was a busting ass flavor for that ship. Every time I go in the break room, I see bananas just sitting on that Yes to me, let me get this man in. I just walked up and take it. But who were going with? I'm going with Jolly Red. I'm going with Jolly Wrenches as well. Love loves Annowhilators, Buty sorry ass kicking what we got all right, this is pretty good one right here. Now Reese's Peanut butter cups versus the legendary Snickers. Damn, that's that's but I gotta go, bro. I gotta go Snickers because I feel like I feel like if you, if you can swing me if you. The only reason I say that because I feel like it's Reese's peanut butter cups. So it's chocolate and peanut butter. I may not want peanut butter with my chocolate all the time.

38:24 Snickers like anytime. Thing like if I offer you, if I offer you a fucking Snickers, well, if I offer you peanut butter, I mean it's it's hard matter with some sense. Let's see if my guy picks up. Man, I told I might give them a call. I'm gonna say if it picks up, hmm, let's see. Yo. There you go. Before before we get started, on warn you you are live on grumpy on mixtape record that will incriminate yourself. I tell you what, I'm not even worried. Gentlemen, How how do we do? Gentlemen? Were excellent?

39:16 We have first we have gotten to our first bumped heads on this when we can't pick. I picked one, he picked the other. The first second round, it is who was it Reese's Peanut Butter Cups versus Snickers? Oh boy boy, y'all called yes, sir, I picked. I went with recy with Ree's Peanut butter Cups because fuck is Recey's Peanut butter cups. I'm sorry. And I went with Snickers because I'm sorry. I understand that. But I tell you what. Here we go, Here we go, this is, this is he got a lot. Here we go to tie break. Let's go. We'll see. I'm biased, all right, although I love vote, but if you're gonna call me and ask me to tip the scales, and I gotta lean to Snickers over the reason? Why, sir? Why? What? What? What leads you to that side?

40:13 I gotta have logically, I need to know. It's very simple logic. Taste better, bro. I disagree. I super dis I super disagree, but I'm out voted. You voted voted. I mean, hey, look, man, this is a this is a battle of contention in my household. Because the lady loves research. That's her favorite, my favorite. That's tough. Hey, So I'll tell you what, big tie. I always knew I like you, brother, I always knew I like you. You pick the win inside exactly. Well, all right, brother, just needed you to break that tie. If we have any if we run into another one, we probably be calling you back because during the day and a lot of people at work and you are chilling. Man, hit my line.

41:05 Brother. I wouldn't say I'm chilling, but just no, man, hit my line. I got you, brother, all right, y'all be good? All right, man, there we go, there we go. Damn, that's time. If you think about it, really, listen, listen, listen to this logic. Okay, it's hard to pick between them. You know why. They're basically the same because but you got you got Reese's peanut butter cups, but snikers actually have peanuts in them. Yes, but I think that the crunchy part that that is doing because it's creamy but it's crunching and it is and it's not too much crunch, yes, and it's all and it's also satisfying to a point. It's not like butterfingers because butter fingers big crunch, big time crunches and it gets like and it gets chewy and ship get it. You gotta be here get and I like butter fingers, but I like I like yeah because you the leftover Halloween. You don't butter fingers little better things. You don't buy them. You just you're getting appreciated free left over ship. So I like the free ship. Oh man, all right, what we got next? Okay, we're starting from the bottom again. I'm going to top. Got to go down over the bottom the bottom. Boy, we got M and MS. Just wait, this is the final four. Oh my god, bro quick, oh my goodness, let's go and M all right versus Skittles ship. That's a goddamn cook

42:37 one and a good one. To me, it is a good one and good one, a very good one. It's bullshit to me, it's good to me, and it's a good I gotta go with M and MS because I got to go about what I bought. Walk if I walk into the goddamn hot spot right now and they say you can have any kit pack of candy you want, yeah, I mean it's as is good. Skittles is good. Good, like you have the skills pulling in your hands. The makeup, I think it's the makeup of the eminem with peanuts. Yes, it's like, that's the whole peanut in there. That's where that slip a candy coating. Now it's simple, but it's mad, see, and that's and that's why where Eminem has that advantage. That peanut, but that peanut one, that's the advantage because the plane plain is cool. But they won't make it this far playing it if it is, if it w said Eminem's plane, and see, look they might not have got past gonna be bad.

43:36 And you got to understand, I don't know how you eat how you eat them, how you eat them, Eminem's plain. Not the peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, I just mind. I put them in my mind. Chocolate. I don't suck ship. I bite, I bite the ship, and I cut cut the coat off. I cut it down to the peanut. Eat the peanut. Didn't eat the eat the So you bite it and you take it out. So I take the goddamn Yes, wait a minute, I bite it and take the peanut out the motherfucker. Do you take the candy shell out your mouth? No, like like a goddamn chip.

44:17 That's what you want to putting motherfuckers in your cheeks. Eat the peanut and bring the candy back then that's a lot, bro, it's a lot. I just I just eat the motherfucker. You're being finished with your bad fast and you'll be asking for some of my ship and be like no, so Eminem has made it the motherfucking championship rhyme. They whip skilled us ass, all right, what we got here? Who is we got snickers versus jolly rancher? A good one. That is a good one because one it's like it's all like what you need at the time, because yeah, there's two different types of skin. You can work out the dollar rancher niggas. Yeah, damn, that's a tough one. I'm going I'm going jolly rancher, bro. I mean that's I got to go with that too, because what would I go and buy? Probably a jolly rancher. That's just me like ship for ships and giggles. Though, let me see a big game, Okay, I'm gonna tell him. I want to say, let's see.

45:30 I want to see what he say. Let's see if he's fucking around. If you don't pick up, we're gonna go with what we picked. But if not, we let him let him pick m There you go, Let's see what the fuck he got going on? Mm hmmm mm hmmmmmmmmmm. There you go, Big game twelve? What brother he before we get started? To make sure to let you know that you're alive on the Grumpy Old mixtape. So okay, we are doing a candy bracket and who the who else to call but the motherfucker who was tossing fucking South Patch kids all over the studio. We we are down to the final four and we're trying to decide between who who is Snickers Snickers Versuslly Ranchers. This is to go to the final game Snickers Niggas versus man Reese Cups got that last round? That was tough. Let me just say, first of all, you keep on bringing up me uh got yesterday. That wasn't just that. Hey look man, look that wasn't good me you were saying going on in the house. I

47:01 was high, I was. It was a lot going It was a lot happening within that Yeah, man, my fingers, my fingers was bigger than the hole aloud to keep Yeah, and I clean you clean what I cleaned? Though? More I think that was your app might have seen your that man, bro, I watched it a few times. You just you just was throwing this ship up and mission in your mouth and carrying on about business. No man, that's what man, y'all that like the niggas in there was y'all bouncing off the wall when your hash you don't know, different is different? You don't know, oh, y'all. Oh, so y'all ain't gonna tell the truth. We were trying to play the game where I was throwing it in your mouth. Y'all had the mouth, so y'all ain't gonna tell me. We was in there. We was in there. We was in there. We was in there before the cameras cut on and we were doing the ship liked. Y'all wanted to catch it anymore. Was like a trip, no catching and no was going on. Want in your mouth, y'all wanted to catch it in your mouth like the shrill. I was not here. He was, he was by himself. Thought, that's a little sour past is everywhere you thought, was I don't know what I'm gonna go with. I gotta go with God. Damn man, that's a hard one.

48:37 Now. If it was jolly, If it was jolly, rats dummies, the sour, sweet and sour gummy. I would probably go with them, but I gotta go a Snigga balls. Yeah, Nigga has done it. Nigga is in the fight. Yeah man, all right, yeah, Nigga, that man wrong. You cannot go wrong with you know what, either one. You couldn't go wrong with either one. But you go wrong with either one. But you you Uh, it's funny you called me and asked me that chicken last night. I was, I was high and the last thing I ate was a Snigga boss. Man. He's just stuck in his brain. He just stuck in his brain. Man. I just I just had to wash my damn sheet because I woke up with chocolate over my damn Man. You got a lot of suspect ship going on over there.

49:27 Boy, chocolate was that Nigga was looking like the kids. You know how the kids be trying to eat and stay up at the same time. Head bother. I'm still eating that mother. All right, man, We appreciate you. Man. We go see the twenty fourth. I'm gonna have a nice good bracket up for us on the twenty fourth, man, Okay, yeah for s man. I can't wait to come see y'all. Boy, boy, hey man, keep doing doing y'all. Niggas is on fire, all right, key off man. That is from beer games. Weelve.

50:07 It's all staple products in the this is this is so tough. It ain't tough for me. It's really the same. It's the same thing. Yeah, that's all. That's it. That's because it's like it's just too easy. It's too easy and it's too good. It's like snitchy, you gotta got man that you eating niggas and ship and if you buy them in the bite size, you see, you have to eat a hundred of them back bit the bite sizes them the ones I like, I funk with them because they also now have you seen them sell the unwrapped bite size they come in, they come in the big bag, but they're already on wrap. So you just go, damn, that's dangerous. It's dangerous. Yeah, all the mother you got the got over some you know what I'm saying around not the bad you don't go how many of the thirty? What the fuck?

51:10 Eminem's is the winner? Congratulations? Did not the rapper? They fought, They fought their way out from the sixth seed? Who did they take out on the way on the way to their their on the way to their victory, they beat Gummy Bears, Twigs, Skittles, Snickers. Hey, man, hey, it was a tough it was tough road. So I thought I was gonna be like, hey, they had a weak road to get there, but they didn't. That the biggest, the biggest, That damn recy cup and that snicker. Man, let's go. That was that's yes, that was early, that was second round. That was tough. Shout out the motherfucking Eminem's. I was like, that's it, man, We've got nothing else for you. That's that's the end of the show. Hold on, hold on, hold on? What about what about l U and USC girls? I saw that I got something to say. Go ahead, man, that that fucking girls. College basketball right now, I don't know who the fuck is playing in the men's brackets. I don't know who the men's are. Are they any men's teams left? It's on fire out there, because I know the women's basketball right now. It's on fire right now.

52:30 Bro, goddamn you know what? You know what? You know? How this this switch? They listen to our w n B A episode, they listened to it. It was like we gotta get you know, basically what they're saying, we damn they need to be butting it out here to play, so we need to get our skills up. And they came. You got playing with that fire. Now they're all playing with passion. They're playing with emotion, and that's and and women do play with emotion, and they are really just pulling half knocking bitches. Brothers jumping over the stand. You know, he arrested. You know, he got his ass arrested, nothing, and he can't go like going whoop some ass out there. He was gonna whoop a girl ass and get the found to bitch six sixty nine.

53:14 Mother, stop bro, He wasn't going to do a goddamn thing. So what you jump over there for? To get his ass tossed in jail? And he can't and he can't come to none of the game this though. I keep it all, okay, what you got dude in the red shirt? Her stepdaddy, stepdaddy, and keep that. What happened? He jumped over the you know they were sitting in the front row, all right, Him and the brother jumped over the ship. Well what happened While he didn't and he didn't he didn't go across the table. Yeah, the brother went across and got him. He was but the dude in the red shirt was a little larger and the police got his first. And then after the dude jumped the table. Then yeah, broe that Yeah, what what you've been a dude? I don't know, man, it's it's emotion, but it's you know what. I love it though, I do. I love it because it's like, God, damn, motherfuckers have never been in the girls basketball like this. Nigga ain't never jumped. Started last year, bro, it started last year getting crazy wow ship wow wow old what's her name?

54:16 Cardozo? Yeah, she got it. She got suspended for the first game of the tournament and she shoved. It was like, I don't agree with that shove. Now, you know, I know everybody's you know, it's emotions. She pushed your girl, but it's kind of fe almost pushed that into hell. She's like six nine, she's a big no no, that's just how I talk. Yeah, she's a big bitch, and she pushed the fuck she did. She pushed the funk out of first. I was at first, I was like, man, why she faking like that? And I looked at it again. That was pulling, did you yeah?

54:59 Down there like you got time for this? But you know she somebody did you hear what the coach said afterwards? Yeah? She Cardoza should have pushed angel Reche while she was pushing on the little guard or whatever it shut up bad about that action? About the action? Bro Oh, who about about that action? She really? Yes? She is? She about to ask yes about it? She about it for real? Now about it for real? Okay, that's why she was like what she would have pushed up angel Ree ain't pushed the other girl though, you know how the ship girl, because when fly fly, she ain't pushed the number two and then that's when Cardozo and shoved her ass. It's like Angelice ain't pushed her. That's why the fun she ain't get pushed. Well, sh ain't nobody pushed Cardozia.

55:50 Yeah, but she was taking up for her teammate. She pulled goddamn and then cardoz probably pissed out because as been pulling on her hair nights. She was like, let me, let me play something, let me this ship like football. You know, hell, it's a big motherfuckers out there. Mothers out there sometimes to get back is the bullshit you might you might pick you might pick a little god damn cornerback of something up basic because was offensive lining. She's seeing them up. She seen the cornerback out there like it was lost. So was that was the was was the quarterback after the pick and they just that's exactly what it was. I ain't gonna do nothing sacrificial, lamb, but but see, like you know, you know, I know you've seen quarterbacks for do the bullshit though, trying to try to get over your see that, and that was kind of you know, she pushed the girl and she's just like, it's all good, No, no, keep your head on the fucking swift. But all right, cool coogle.

57:01 But on a positive note, did you see car those that hit the game when the shot against Tennessee? Now do you know the backstory behind all that ship? I know her family was there from Columbia for the South Carolina. That was the first time they saw play in eight years. Wow, that's the first time she's seen him in the years. Yeah, so all that ship happened. They saw her first. She made her first three this season while her family was watching her for the first time. That some ship ship. Even though that terrible ass defense Tennessee was playing, that was some fucking terrible de noom not Instead, that was a trait. It wasn't hit that motherfucker. But when she took it out, like when she took if you watch her, like when they show it from behind her when she shoots it, she don't chalk that ship off as a miss. That's why that she hit the back. Boy. So God, this is a bank.

57:52 I ain't really it's a bank. Like when she shot at three point in front of that it's from the top of the key with nobody on her. Yeah, she shot that bit. When she when it left her hands, she was like god saying playing, Yeah, I'm right man, shout out, but shout out to women's basketball. But no matter what the fun happened, no matter what the fuck we think. I love all that ship, like I like l s U, I like I like all that ship, all that like man that ship, like they're gonna have to do that that ship to bring ye interesting motherfucker. Like I don't know ship, but I like angel Rees, I like fly all the like they bringing personality. That's what it is. That's you know what I'm saying, that's what it is.

58:32 It got the one leg what's her name? They got the one one leg tight one leg. God damn, come look, I ain't no got to float. They running around doing something with little Wayne and ship rapping every way. Mothers it is really shout out to Juju walking She that's another that's a bad motherfucker. Kately Clark, motherfucker. Damn. I hate I gotta keep in bitches. But it is what it is. I mean that's it's a strong bitch is a strong one. That's a good ship. Yeah, that's strong. When we talk when we're talking about ship like this, yeah yeah, them bitches is balling the bullshit. But if you're talking about gold digging holes, them bitches ain't. Yes, sir, but you know what I love. I love to do and it's fund up. But I like to watch the gold digger pranks. That ship is insane with the car.

59:30 But I think we talked about this ship before, but it's this ship is stupid. Okay, So back in the day, uh huh, think about it. If you like high school, if you had a car, use that dude exactly didn't even really matter. What is right, motherfucker without the car though, if you're mother, what a car? Motherfuck without a car? You fucked up, right, So my thing is like, why y'all think this ship doesn't changed now? Like mother mother motherfuckers used to say, don't to get costs with realms and ship so they could get these bitches right. So just in high school, you just want to comedy. So we even had to be your car and see my thing is up. Oh reg it didn't matter, And I mean I love to watch my like the people who do the gold the gold nigger pranks the funniest hell of me, but they acting like holes. Yeah, because y'all acting like a bitch supposed to love you for yours exactly, the bitch gonna love you for what you got right now, Nigga, your goal, you god damn Ferrari truck, your Shi on twenty folds, whatever the fuck you got. I never looked at it like that like you like me and obtained like that to get Yes, you're fucking strange exactly. So the only way you can impress some motherfuckers with some good ship and then you're just walking up the street randomly like hey, how you doing. So we're gonna get the fuck away from human trafficking and ship, get your mother fucking ass away from me. Right then they see your card, be like, well, ship that truck. Ship. Let me go all at them, the human traffickers, white fans. Yes,

1:01:01 this niggas talking about free candy road on the side. Ship, I'll be looking at You'll be like these niggas retarded. This ain't how it go y'all. Ain't no street real niggas, right, it's stupid. I don't know what y'all is now because you ain't want to talk to me just then, boy, you god, you a fucking stranger. The bitches asked to get in your car, dummy, Let the bitch get in your car. Motherfucker's retarded, man, nigga, We niggas. Bitches don't love us for us, like, oh, they love you for you later like no, exactly learn to love us. It's like they just going with what they like first, like lamp ship like that motherfucker same as a man, like I mean yeah, and then see like with the with the like with the gold digging bitches. With the gold digging bitches, they be like, oh, I like your truck or whatever. Why you ain't going with that, like, I'm cool with that. You like my car, that's fine. Start there, let's start there. Starting that. You ain't like when I walked up to the ugliest fuck in these dark shades and the women be the women is so funny they be like me, get away from it. I mean, you look good? Naw, though, cool, I'm cool with that.

1:02:22 I don't know, you think just be acting. You don't think that all some of them do, some of them do, some of them of them do. But but but the whole concept, whole concept that I'm talking about, Yeah, you look good now though, Yeah, I'm cool with that. I'm good with that. See. My my problem is not with the acting part of it, but with like the the dude's responses, like you obtained ship to get a bitches attend to do. We don't give a a lot of ship, but you care that the bitches like you and and and like you, like you said, if the mother how you think these ugly motherfuckers get these women? Exactly? They're not. They're fucking ugliest some of y'all the gold diggen motherfucker. Come on, come on, come on, man, you can put on a Ja Vinci shirt. I definitely can I can put on the Gordon Guard Trail and that don't stop. Put on the Gordon Guard trown can and be fresh down or not or not. You never fucking know who might like the Gordon Guard Trail exactly. But yeah, man, that ship that should be I'd be dying because of that. That's pretty funny. Yeah, pretty fun Yeah, let's do real gold digger pranks.

1:03:28 Let's get shipped and pull the gold diggers in for it's a real gold digge print ship. When a bitch turn you down and then you go get in the lamp truck and she say, oh you look good, now can I get in? YEA man, be real for a man. Know you didn't want me for me. Ain't nobody want your punk ass for you? That ain't how that work. It don't work. Then grow up, go the funk up. You might take seven years for a bitch to love you. Nobody stream. It has been sucked all over the ship. Trust your ass. You know what I'm saying, So just understand that it's not gonna just be like, oh my god, you spoke to me and said that was beautiful. Oh my god, you're dumb. You're dumb. You're fucking idiot.

1:04:18 Never, You're never gonna find no bitches like this. Oh man, Yes, sir, all right man. Once again, think y'all for joining us on another episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape. Be sure to rate, like and subscribe, Tell a friend to tell a friend to tell one more motherfucker that you're fucking with your goddamn boy. Be sure the follows across all social media platforms at Grumpy Old Mixtape across the board, Grumpy Old TV on YouTube, Search for us on all your favorite podcast directories Apple, Apple Music, Spotify, our Heart, Amazon. You can ask Alexa to play us and the bitch will play us. Damn. That's what's up? Like ship man, this ship and we are the motherfucking greatest, greatest podcasts on Earth.

1:05:03 We are on Earth that nobody knows about. Shout out everybody, Shout out to King Gunna the Third or something like, what's what's what's that site? What's that? What's that? Watching like this King King gonna twitch? Man, Yeah, definitely follow my guy. Man. That was some good ship man. I appreciate you, man. I love watching the podcast like that. That was a good ship man. I love people's react His reaction to the ship that's what that's interesting. Yes, I got up. I gotta put the video up tonight so you can run that motherfucker. Hell alright man. And like I said about this time, if I tell you that a duck and pull of trucks, then shut up and hook the fuck it up.

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