Episode #157-“25 Songs That Will Get You Punched In The Face”

0:00 What up, Chief? What up? What up? What? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, hey man, you know Columbia Short is right? Yeah, I know Sea Short. Now, now you know what this ship going on with Puffaddy, A lot of people jumping out the window. What well, you know, accusations up, man, And I don't. I don't have anything against what you call him, Sea Short, Sea Short. I don't have nothing to get Sea Short. He's a great actor. But what he doing right now just seemed real like bitch to me. Damn, I could be wrong. Maybe I'm overreacting because of the type of person I am, but it seemed like real bitch ship to me. Well, I mean, the fads are watching, and everybody gotta remember he did it like the party he got to tell him, No, that's what you gotta do. Nope, that's all you gotta do. But we're gonna talk about some of that, and we're gonna get into our first list of March Madness.

0:57 It is March madness. We got lists, we got rackets, a dud. We gotta get this shit done. On this episode of Grumpy Oh Mix Tape Cash Gang Kick Kicks No Good, Yes, Yes, yes, I would like to walk y'all to another episode of Grumpy Old Mixtape. I'm your whole stub es and now I'm here as always with my guy and yours, the motherfucking don himself big tie. You don't you could have been anywhere in the whole entire thing now before we get started. To make sure you follow us on all your social media platforms. That's at Grumpy Old Mixtape across the board. Be sure to grown, grow, but lit it up.

1:53 Be sure to join Grumpy Old TV on YouTube like Rake subscribed, Tell a friend to tell a friend to tell one more motherfucker that you are indeed fucking with your cut. Damn boy, it's another clock, damn clock. Or we are the two our poor podcasting because we do and say what we damn well, the buck leave like that, like, oh man, what's been going on? Brother man lot? Damn I've been going on, bro, got ship crazy? You know, Usually usually I have some questions for you.

2:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a story today though, a story, a story time, a nittle special storytime with nittle to dn gather around kids. Story. So it was me p Diddy Usha all right, Cassie, all right, motherfucking Justin Bieber, all right, here meet me. Oh, that's a that's a that's a big boy bird and characters right there. Bro, you got a big gumbo characters right there. And you know what, since the Fiz is watching puff right now, I'm gonna just say this. What you gonna say? He did it like the party and gotta tell me that it. That's it. We're gonna leave it. And that's it for that store. We're gonna leave it right there. That's it.

3:15 But I got to do got a real start. What you got, man? You know, I work this job with Sometimes you need a place to stay. You may be entertaining a young lady and for some reason or not, you can't go back to either one of y'all's places. You have to so you come to where I work, all right? And he said, hey, hook me up them, that's right. Be like a motherfucker last night. Hey y'all, how much for two hours? Motherfucker? W wow? Yeah, motherfuckers be trying it, but the original price. I mean, I need a two hour room, but it's already fucked up. Give me a two hour room for I ain't going to change and be like, hey, you throw me twenty dollars whatever it is. It is. But anyway, you know, I'm working on whatever chilling it's about. It's before twelve. It's before twelve. Me at night, motherfuck cost me.

4:05 He says, Hey, has anybody ever said anything about paranormal activity? Stop? Bro, bro and stop man, No, fuck no, this is all right. Let me let me now you got this, let's go so like, I don't know who the fuck this dude is, but he's a white boy. And he's like, yeah, man, y'all haven't had any paranormal activity. I was like, not that I know of. I'm laughing my ass off right now. I'm like, dude, I said, you the first one to ever say that. He said, well, I'm here trying to get me some ass, and I'm standing up by the bed and it felt like somebody just stepped beside me. Dog. I was like, I say, so, like you standing up and it felt like somebody step beside you. Yeah, like they waiting. Yeah, And then it was like then the lights went off and came back on. I was like, god damn. I was like that ship while but I say, I said, I didn't. I never heard of nothing like that in these rooms.

5:05 But what I can do, though, is in the morning. I will definitely let the proper authorities know who is that? The Ghostbusters dog. I mean, all right, let's let's put it together. If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you're gonna call, that's all. That's all. That's police. They're gonna look at me like I'm fucking crazy, Absolutely correct. They got to bring the good ship to ship. They so in the call, right, and you know, in my mind, I'm thinking, like this nigga so high but cool. He calls back about an hour later, get me the fuck out of it. Matter of fact, I was on the phone with somebody else personal phone, telling them about that ship, like this motherfucker cast. He calls, and I was like, you know, I give him a spell or whatever, but you was gonna see what happened. Give him a spell. Then he says, yeah, man, he says ship. He said, Man, this this I just talked to you about stuff going on in the room. He said, man, this ship still happened. Get me the fuck out of here. He was like, this ship is crazy. And then he was like nomn bullshit. And I think, man, I think what it was was people walking up the steps. My next question was Hey, Hey, I got a question for you. He's like, what's up? I said, what what did you do before you came to the room tonight? Oh? He's like, I was working on my brother in law truck and I was like no, no,

6:38 no, no, no, Like okay, so what did you take a You told him? I sure did. I said, what did you take before you came here? Because I'm feeling like he got up fucking tripping right now. You're stupid, right, I think he was just lying by the lights stupid. Had to be goddamn damn bro. Yeah, that type of bullshit going though. Yeah, he's talking about he he was trying to get some ass. You ain't trying to get no ass. You keep calling me with I know, I know what I'll do. Let's see get some masks or call the front of ask. I'm gonna call the front there. You stupid. Hey, it's got damn go. Okay, make sure we get somebody right up to you. Oh man oh man, alright, man.

7:29 I got was saying. I was scrolling scroller scrolling on old Easter Instagram Instagram. Okay, got love the ground. Shout out to the ground, Shout out to our seventeen thousand followers. That's why good lucky y'all need to go ahead and tap it into the podcast and link is there? All right? So I'm scrolling, I see dancing ass Columbus short stump the yard Okay, okay, motherfucker Cadillac Records okay, Yeah, and his biggest I mean part that got like real famous in that show Scandal TV scanned me. I never was in the rest of them washing it, but that was one of his big Yeah. He somebody hit somebody and it was bad. He ain't been working since. Seemed like nobody wants to get the no not not when you're trying to work. Was it a white person he beat up? Oh no, I'm not sure, but it probably was. Probably was because I know the other dude off Gray's Anatomy called his white coach star a faggot.

8:37 I didn't say that because you know, I said I was leaving those type of ships behind. He said that. He called them a faggot. And you can't be called not on your job, bro, both of them. Mother's next movie will be on two. It will be star starring each other. Oh man. So yeah, like I said, he was on he did it before. But I ain't really you know, think about it like that. But now he's doing like different podcasts and he was telling the story about how he would get invited to the parties by pub He was like, nah, I'm good. And then one night Puff called him to in the morning was like, hey, I'm at the stop while he's laughing, man, because you laughed. That's why. That's why smiling, Well why you smile anyway, because he didn't like the party, he said, he calls him to in the morning, you know, invite him to invise him to the to the room. He was like, who's there. He's like nobody.

9:35 Just mean. He was like, no, I passed, but passed. And then he said then he goes like, now that I think back, you know, him asking me all these parties was the grooming process? Now all right, did it happen? Maybe it did, maybe it didn't. I don't fucking know. I don't give a fuck. But at this point, do you do ship like that? Do you go out like the man is basically fitna be in a fight for his fucking life, he's about to be in a fighter. Do you go out and do that? Ship? My thing is like, okay, my thing is like it's puffy. It is puffy. Puffy's like a mogul. I mean, you know, it is rumors that you know, he you do whatever it is. It's rumors that he likes to party. He likes to party. It's rumors.

10:20 But you don't know the he was calling you? Really you really he might have been calling you about some business like love. Don't I got an idea for you? Since you done whoop ask you can't get no job? No more got something for you? You know what I mean? Who though you do not know? You know, no motherfuckers is doing too much? Assuming bro? Much it is? I think, No, Bro, this man got all kind of coming out. And then if and then if he got your number like that, y'all must you must be fun with him some kind of way. Yeah, so why would you even I don't know? And now and then I'm and then almost ship like all right as a man, as a fucking man, bro, all right, let's let's say Puff calls me. I'm like, nah do that, I'm cool. I'm chilling.

11:07 That's it. I go up there because look, somebody, I'm saying, I ain't scared of my ship, like I know, I ain't even the fun puff exactly, I already noticed. Yes, that's what I'm talking about. He would be in a fight for his life. That's what I'm talking about. See, I'm saying, like, why were you so scared to go to the room. You thought even gonna have that slow ship playing and it's gonna be like man ship let me he thought he might have gave in to the temptations of the dick of the didty. I didn't say that, but I ain't got nothing to do with that. I'm just throwing hypotheticals out there me too, why he might not. It's like, what the fun I'm just I just won't like, especially when it comes to the men.

11:50 Men be men. If you look, if you had that much a problem after fat you call little Puff, don't fucking call me two o'clock in the morning, tell me to come your goddamn wrong and that be that. You know what I'm saying that that while you going on this fucking cause you didn't tell him him that night, you ain't say, man, fuck you with that bullshit. He's like, no, I'm okay, No, I'm good, buff. And now you and now when you're in this situations, man, that's the ship I'm talking about. And that's why I say that's that seems sort of bitch to me. It's not. It's not just him. Is an associate of him? Yes, yeah, And it's like and it's not just aimed at him like I got some it's just just just that's just bitch shipped to me. And like then you got the like the bodyguards who's talking ship like, Yeah, I saw him slap the ship out of Cassie one time and send it to a What the what the fuck is this?

12:43 That's bullshit? Bro? What the fuck were you doing? That is the bullshit. You are bodyguard. You're letting this little ass woman get smacked up, and you wasn't. And I've seen him do it plenty of times. I couldn't have seen that ship like that. No small defense, the fenceless woman. You just get your touch though. Oh I'm just saying. That's what they say too, that we're not We're not on that type of time, bro, We're not on that type of time. You're making me say, you just saying ship, you're making me ship wrong. I'm just let me up. He gets he gets sucked up. He can get your touch.

13:26 But keep it d in jails, Are you good? You're right? Ship? Absolutely, keep it jail that. I just find it being like real, real bitch that just now that now that he's going through this ship. I mean, you could have said that ship years ago when it happened. You could have said it then, and then it's been like, oh ship, but now it's like what the what the term they use nowadays? Cloud chasing? Damn. I'm just saying that's what That's what it feels like. That's what it feels like to me. Bro, And you got all the different accusations is coming out of the fun woodwork? Did he do? I don't know about that. Tell you what you got, man, they already got puffed. What you mean, they're gonna get his bodyguard. He's gonna tell all them got damn stories done? Oh that nigga talking with the bodyguard everything. What hasn't he said? I haven't listen. I haven't heard this bodyguard you're talking about. Yes you have. It's only one only.

14:26 The only thing I heard was the one, the one he said he saw puff cats getting slapped the up, same one. I ain't heard nothing else. Man, the man say the man say that Puffy and Usher definitely had something going on. He said one night he remember Puffy sending Usher to the hospital. Damn. And I ain't gonna say why I let us that. So what's gonna tell this story? You know that motherfucker on his gist, Usher hypothetically speaking, this happened. So Usher gonna come back and tell this story. IM going to the grave that pitch if it did happen. I'm like, that's what I'm saying all this he had some bullshit because you're making everybody think some up ship and then you're gonna say, oh no, I'll let us tell that story. Man, this is some This is some complete fuckery. This is complete fuckery. And once again, Internet, though once again I don't know what Puff did, don't give a fuck. But as a goddamn man, if you got if some ship happened and you saw it and you had a fucking problem with it, you say you should have a dressed the ship. Then even if you even the way you addressed it, what's going to the media. You should have did the ship, then don't do it. When all this ship come out and now it's like motherfucking go from having one accusation now a bitch got like one hundred and seventy. Man, come on, man, get the But because the mothers going on these interviews and the first thing, motherfucker's asking, hey, you got a puff story. That's some bullshit man. Right now, the next motherfucker we have

16:00 in here, I'm asking if they got a puff store, A rich right, you got you got a puff store? Damn man. Yeah, so one time I ain't harlem he might have a fucking puff story. Bullshit. Yeah, so they know my man ain't go not like that. He may have a story about buff but I know it ain't like that. You may have a story. I was in a barber shop around pull up in the double or some ship like dancing kicked everybody out the chairs, right, and the barble was like, look, puff, I know you like the party, but no, I gotta tell you knows bullshit. Man. That's all I'm saying. Man, it's like that ship is that sh is weird?

16:51 And yeah, I agree the story flood. I'm not open, so I'm not overreacting, all right, for good, all right, I got one more thing before we get into the list. I want to say you probably already know this Beyonce is a fucking genius country dude. Now, you know, she's been doing country music but they haven't. She's like on her album she done had country song, but they wouldn't accept it into the charts, and they wouldn't acept that country music, and they wouldn't accept the ship. Even now, they're still not trying to accept it. But they can't. They have to now she got a machine bound. She has to now, bro, it's like she's a machine first of That's what I'm saying. It's like she and she's been doing like on her last album she had a country like not a last no One before that, but it was like fuck y'all.

17:44 It was like, fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Y'all can't do country. But what what she really is doing right now? If you think about it all right now, because this song is so popular, they can't deny it. They have to accept the ship. Even though you got both number, even though you got bow Duke calling her dog talking about dogs following all kind of ship. Bow Duke from the Duke's of Hassard. Oh yeah, I want to whoop his ass. I want to whoops if I know he got to be oldest. I see boa, dude gotta be oldest. I'm gonna choke his ass out with choking his damn sself. I'm gonna choke it. I'm gonna choke his ass out with the Confederate Duke is done, fu Bo duke, Damno duke. So anyway, damn. But what what people not really realizing is that now that she's getting recognized for all the other quote unquote black people do country me or not getting recognized, and now their up.

18:44 Yes, so that is genius. And I'm lying, I didn't read ship you did, but I heard a reliable source ye like so she ain't like hate artists and was like, yeah, all these streams is up by country, so so now they have to be recognized. So she's jeus. I want, I want to shout out Beyonce, just something, that ship of line because that old Texas hold them both. They got lined, got motherfucker's line dance. I mean, if you got somebody like, if you got somebody like a Beyonce, no dog with her driving ship, you can't tell her no, no, you can't. You know why because she's gonna make it her fucking business to And then it's like she married the jay Z bro. You think together the motherfuckers can't make anything happen, and I mean anything, especially in the in the in the realm of music. Yeah, I wouldn't give a fuck what the genre was. Two motherfuckers together really can get your ass counseled. And it just sold people out there know that.

19:48 Don't know, we as a people invented country music as well. So yeah, somebody white said that other day exactly so, so don't don't think it. Don't think it. Y'all's bodu boy. You want to say, you want to say the word, look like I used to watch Man. That's why I kept wishing the good old boy. I kept wishing Boss got y'all Monkey was a good old boys. You know, come on, you heard bo Luke said anything? Man, I don't really know say that out though.

20:30 How many black people you saw on Duke's name? One can't every every every every series would have like that one black except they had a Confederate flag on the top of a car. There wan't no white people there. They want, no white people that they want. They had a Confederate on top of the car. Yeah, you know where all of them at there on the bottom of the car because they ran their asses the funk over. That's the way they yes get God damn Lynch for looking the days and brother, believe it. Fucking bowl Duke pissed. I don't even know. It's like it's easy for me to find a fun you know, his real name.

21:15 Don't deserve to get said. He's fucking bowl chasing, man, don't ye, don't you damn right? You don't like that? Damn right with if I if I ever go slapping them, we are jumping his ass and not like them motherfuckers who jump Cam Newton. No, we are really jumping. First thing I'm gonna do it slap the skin off his face and whatever you want his skin going on. You just slapped the skin off his face on four assohole on it, yes and salt, yeah, but yeah, Cam Newton ran had a little altercation. Man, he's all that ship. It was kind of funny. Well it was fucked up, man about it.

22:03 I want to hear your people just I mean, you're a fucking star Brod Damn You're a legendary quarterback. Even though people don't want to give you credit. You legendary. It's like, damn, why were you out here fighting? Why you acted up like that? Man? Why you ain't got some real niggas with you, like at least one and no, And what's funny. What's funny about it is like you know, once again, whenever some ship like this happened, you always hear the motherfucker say ship like, well, Peyton Manning and Peyton Manning and Eli they got they got a camp and nobody ever has ever done that. Number one, Peyton man and Eli ain't running around here talking ship to people. For one. Let's let's let's start there. They not running around talking ship to people. But they maybe, but you don't know, but they're not talking like that. I mean they camp to get somebody to jump a little bit a while they do. They both talk that ship. But I'm saying they know how to harry theyself.

23:00 But it's in the right atmosphere. Listen, see you're thinking up because it is it's a black chip talking and it's a white ship talking. Yes it is, no matter your status. Yeah they're talking at black ship might try you. But see this is this is this is what they say happened. This is what they say actually happens It's like you see the video, it looked like some random niggas just ran up and tried to fight camp. And that's how people portray it, like always, you know what I'm saying, But that's how it gets portrayed. It's happened at the black camp. Why black people, black people can't have ship? Black people black people fuck that.

23:40 This is we ain't talking about that. We talk about that. Let me make me not damn. So this is what happens. Like Cam and one of the other coaches, they talking trash each other, they talking, going back and forth. Cam grabs them. The dude can't running with the dress is the dude's brother. Cam grabbed damn, and that's how the ship shut off. So but it looks like random story. They told that story. But Cam also he told it, but he did, he tried. He's like, you know, but you know I do. I do have to apologize because you know, I was a big part, and you know, he's like kind of admitting it without admitting it to me. So I'm just saying, you can't. But what did the motherfucker actually say to make Cam grab him? I don't know because it had to be sucked up I don't know, man, Cam kim be talking and ship bro like you did, cause can be on some ship like some I made you'll niggas ship.

24:41 I mean the kind of kind of. But what I'm saying, you're talking, he tell me, But you can't be grabbing the look now, you can't grab nobody. What I'm saying is that the dude had to say something extraordinary to make a motherfucker want to put hands on it, Cam six five, But you can. It's like you got it, like you said, like you said that started off Cam Newton, What the fuck are you doing? But that that goes as far as, like you know, Cam should have some motherfuckers around him. They don't play that ship like motherfuckers you already know. But Cam grabbed him. So what can you really say about that? If Cam really grabbed him? I hope he didn't. Man, that's the word on the street. Yeah, get his ship together. Manager.

25:22 You can't, Yes, you can't like that. I told one of my dudes at work. He was like, he's he's a little white boy or whatever he gonna say. I made that. I made it sound like I'm sonning him right now. But you made it. He's just small the way that you the way did you describe this man, the way that you did your hand. He's a midget. He's a small guy. But you know he cool. What so what what he what he was saying, he was he was like, what would make you grab a mother football player? Six five, two hundred and seventy pounds. I said, look, man, if me and you are out together, I'm talking about me and them, So me and you are out together and somebody grab you, we got the goddamn fight. It no matter. It just is what it is. We take the rest of it. That the end of the game. We take the wining, the lost game. I'm sorry, but you can't. You can't just I'm not just gonna let him just grab you. Sorry, it is what and then you my brother, Yeah, yeah, I know that it is what it is. But boy jazz dom man, Yeah, it was fucking up. Man up. That was the worst jumping. But I mean it is, like I said, I give them credit for jumping.

26:33 Yeah, because the motherfucker like that, you gotta jump on you definitely got it. You know your football shape because you're still trying to get a job in there. You see, you're still trying to get a job. The way he just threw these motherfuckers around clearly the fuck no, goddamn NFL con why they can't let this ship go. Man, you know you love it. And then and then it's funny about Camp. Camp is giving a list of motherfuckers he will only play for. I will only play for this. You know, Bro, you don't want a job, you don't want to need to be in the CFL. That's what you need to be. Ship.

27:14 Go over there and dominate niggas he needed to be on the on the c O U c H. Goddamn counted your ass down behind that like you did what you did just then you're done. It's over. Bro, you went and got damn you went the Patriots. You know, I guess like he did that so long? Yeah, I feel yeah, And then you still feel like you got you got something. It's kind of fucked up. It's not up. You got to be able to you got to be a leadership on the field. You know what I did what I did. But thinking like that, I have you out there looking retarded too, because my thing is like, what else can he do besides won the Super Bowl? And I apologize for using the word retarded. I didn't mean, man, I did, but I wasn't. I wasn't talking about these people, so that don't matter really count. Yeah, Cam you be out there run around THEO and retarded. Let it go? Yeah, let it go? Yeah?

28:03 All right? Man, got anything else for we jump into this march madness list? You got something? What you got? One more thing? Make it quick. Though the name of this is good. People still exist, all right. I was at my job to say one, I was telling you about the paranormal activity happens. It's fucked up at that job. So a young girl walks in. She was like, hold up, shorty, Yeah, how can I help you. I'm like, she's on the room. She was like, hey, I got a problem. I was like, I said this, oh ship, because it was like she said, I got a big problem something. I said, oh ship. You so you don't like problems that in the morning. I don't need problems like.

28:44 So she was like, she was like, I got somebody in the car. I got them from the club. It's like they say, they got a room here, but they went to the club, got fucked up, and nobody would bring them home. So I we gave him Riah home and they're in the car now. They say they got a room here though, so I'm trying to get them in the room. And I was like, do you know them? She was like yes, it's like I know. We went to school with them. And I was like okay, I said, okay, fuck it. What's the name? Gave me the name? They got a room and she said the writing up room them in all And I was like, I said with damn, I said, I said, you keep saying, you keep saying she but the motherfucking name sounded like a guy name. And she was like, oh, he's a transgender.

29:36 I was like, god, damn, Now like this she getting like this, she getting wow. I was like this shit getting wow. So transgender or whatever fucked up at the club. They done picked us, picked the motherfucker up. The goodness of they fucking hard. So I said, you know what because you was like, She was like, you can come out here to the car and see them and and get that, you know, make sure that. I said, ship, I don't know the motherfucker. Look, I say, but I knew the girl face and I know who mom and Daddy is knew what girl face. The girl originally the girl, the girl that was drink at the club, not the transgender. That girl. I don't know who that motherfucker is, but but the motherfucker she got a whole got two names, girl name, guy named all right, they call her something else. I don't know heard him. I don't know.

30:23 Damn, we're not there, we're not here for that. Yeah, it's sucked up. But I knew the girl, so I was like, I asked a couple of questions and she was telling the truth. So I gave her a kid. I said, Man, get that motherfucking that wrong. Fuck this ship. But that ship was like, mother, can't have to do that ship. Motherfucker left that motherfucking the bushes. Yes, you're right, because she was like your mother fucked up in the back seat. Damn they passed out. Mm hmm. Transgender now motherfuckers killing motherfuckers for nothing just because they is also sexually assaulting motherfuckers. Now, okay, but that goes on that you can just because yeah, I'm just saying yeah, but yeah, I just I just that's that's people. This man, people good people out here. And this girl was young. I was like, damn, she was young. You're not about twenty believe you some way to get to be sucked up. She was. I think she was with other girls though.

31:29 That's you know. They they knew what it was, and they was like, man, you can't leave this motherfucker out here like this. Somebody gonna suck them up because it's like it's fun up because you them. You you leave somebody in the bushes like that, and then they then you read in the paper next day they dead in the bush and then you fucked up, Like we could have said this, but they did the right thing. Shout out to them, mother the goddamn wow. People out there still it is before we before we jump into this. You brought up, you know, the transgenders. I want to read this quick school. That's a quick story. I just want to get your opinion on it, all right, you ready, ready? High high school girls basketball team quits after trans mail injures multiple players trans mail players for trans mail player for k i PP Academy, and I guess this is uh Massachusetts injured three girls before halftime, causing Low College, the Low charter school, to forfeit the game. Come on, man, yeah dog, I'm looking at the video right now. This man, this nigga, let me start over. Let me bullshit. You need to see exactly what this motherfucker was out there doing. Ain't get motherfucker

33:02 looked bout six three helping the motherfucker up. Ain't gonna put this down. And they quit the and they quit the game like they should. Man, shout out to shout out to them, this game, man, gangsters. Wait the mother So I ain't none of them girls got a gangstass brother. Yeah, so it ain't no gangster in the stand. Ain't no nigga in the stand. And snap the fuck at you. Wrong school, wrong school, wrong school, wrong school, wrong body parts. Should have paid played lucy Ce Lane at somebody. She never would have happened, that she would have went crazy. And you playing half a high over there by, mister ball got yours. But I don't know. That was just a quick story.

33:51 But I come on, man, you don't do it, don't it. Don't. Man, you get an injured three motherfuckers before halftime. It's bullshit. See that's the man I hate. Motherfucker started this ship. No, because everybody's equal, No, they're not. Bro story time, one more story episode, gonna be a goddamn story, go to it. So motherfucker calls I work. I do another job. The motherfucker you need money and ship right. Motherfucker calls the store them a spill or whatever. They tell me they're such and such. Now it's clearly a man, gotcha, but he's telling me he's a he. And this is face to face over the phone. So this fucked up because in my mind, okay, so motherfucker was like such and such and I was like, okay, so what's your the last for your social God damn okay, I'm so I'm fucked up.

34:53 I'm confused for okay, so what can I do for you? It's like, yeah, I want to pay off. And I said, okay, I say, and your name is this, and they oh, yeah, they misspelled it. They added this to it, but it's really this, and really it's one of them names like that where if you add this, it's a girl name. If you take it away, it's just a dude. Naw. Fucked up because in my mind I'm like, this motherfucker could be a transgender and if I say, I can't say, I can't say dude, you're a dude. I am so glad I don't have to deal with that ship. So I when I cause see, like the thing is, I can't give motherfuckers other people personal information, but this motherfucker got all the right answers. So it's like, what the fuck do you do?

35:44 Wow? You dance? Motherfucker's like he wanted to pay us, and how you're gonna pay out? He's like, I wanted to do it by mail. I said, with ship. I said, we're gonna have to figure out some ship because we got to figure out exactly when it's gonna get here so you can pay the right amounts. It's like, oh ship, yeah, okay, well I'm gonna just call back to morrow. And figured I'm gonna figure it out the name. And I called back tomorrow. Okay. I was fucked up. I was like, I could give it could be a fucking lawsuit over that stupid ship if I'd have been like, sir, you are not such and such right. And guess what he wasn't wow, because the lady called the next day. I talked to her and I was like, you know, I said, this is that motherfucker cause he was calling. He was calling to pay all for her. But you can't do that ship. You not authorize your stupid bitch. Yeah. I was like, Man, I hope this mother, I said, I hope he come in that guy his ass, then I'm gonna get him. He come in with the bullshit. Yeah, I couldn't do it over the phone because all the calls recorded. Yeah, fucked up. That was almost you almost all right, you know what I'm saying. But it's fucked up. It's like that now because back in the day, I've been like, Nigga, Now we know your voice, the little God, damn d Jennifer, the fuck round with you man, fuck that. Let's go get it. Get into the list. Man, pull this want shut up. Twenty five rap songs that make us want to punch somebody in the motherfucking verse. Wow,

37:15 that's special. Alright, we are getting into, as he said, this first list of March March March Madness. Twenty five rap songs that make us want to punch damn somebody, and they got damn face. Now, lets I'm gonna start by saying, this is a complex list. You know how we feel about complex list. They hit the miss So I'm sure it's some bullshit on here we probably won't agree with, but we're gonna get into it. Where we go? Number twenty five Eminem featuring Nate Dog Till I collapse, Till I collapse, punch your motherfucker in the face, come up, punch of motherfucking face. I don't know, but it's number twenty five, So fuck it Eminem and Nakedogg. He got nake DOGG and it Nakedog will hit you with a fucking golf club. Well, listen, you know I'm not scared to fight, but it's the song though, it's number twenty five, and I can't I can't disagree with the twenty five. I say, we'll see what comes before that, because it's probably some shit they don't left off this motherfucker. Oh, I'm sure it is. It's complex, bro Okay. So the Notorious number twenty four, the Notorious b I G featuring Eminem. All right, are we are? We have a pattern here.

38:35 This is Eminem number twenty four, that the Notorious Big featuring Eminem dead wrong through the week and the strong got it going on. I don't know about putting it wrong. No, I don't know about punching bit face. I mean, but it's certain songs I think of when I hear a punch a bitch in the face. It's like, I would like to see who made this list already, because we know there's some cause there's some moves ship right now, complex you know how they go? Okay, next number twenty three, twenty three t I you don't know me, all right? Maybe yeah, you might you know me, you might, you might forgrat it's possible.

39:16 It's I agree that maybe we're getting into them ship. That's what I'm saying is warming up, and it's like, that's that's definitely. I can see a buffer get popped up in the face about that. You don't know me. Let's go what you got? Number twenty two Pharaoh Monk Simon says. Simon says, get the I can see it. I can I can possibly see something somebody getting punched in the face over that ship in New York in a tunnel. I can see a motherfuckering that. Yeah, I can see it's hard. I can see it's hard that and that's and that's definitely one of the elements you need just make a song about. It's hard and it's aggressive, Yes, very very Simon SAIDs get the fun. It's it's aggressive, Okay, I can see that. Okay, I fuck with that.

40:02 I fuck with that. What you gotta Okay, now, now let's get to this. Let's go, let's go what we got. Now we finally tout, y'all. I don't know how to fuck this number twenty one, but murder, se Murder number twenty one, Sea Murder featuring Snoop Dogg and Magic down for my niggas too low, fuck the mother that's because of that mother niggas. That ship will get you what we fuck punched. That ship will get you fucked up in the club. Yes, indeed that Yeah, that's top number. Fucking lit't Snoop don't get dog didn'tsund the motherfucking nigga with the big fucking balls. That's what you want to say on that part.

40:44 Yeah, the fuck definitely top ten. That's topped then one number they got at twenty two, twenty one, twenty one. You already know it's going to be fucked up top ten right there all day? Complex, okay, complex, fucking though. Now this one number twenty okay, number twenty publican in me black stilling our of chaos. Now this will get a white person fucked this. Yeah, that's what this is you fu up military. Yeah, yes, we get somebody white fucked out a letter fucking with government. The fuck is the government? You look like like I got a letter from Uncle Sam to get your fucked up, get your Sam to get the right skin tone. Fucking smash. Okay, And that's twenty. Yeah, all right, let's go to my number nineteen, number motherfucking nineteen. The diplomats crunk music how they go, because I know how I go down here.

41:37 You got some ship, betta better do that. But I don't know. I don't know about that. I don't know about it because I can't really hear. I know how it go, but I don't hear it as being that. I don't hear. It's like our If you're gonna go dip set, you go dip, said anthem. I don't give a fuck what song. I don't give a fuck if the song gets you fucked up. If I don't get your song, yourself crack to the national anthem, you go dip said anthem. Period. So that's what we're gonna do. Number that is number nineteen, replacing that, replacing that ship with the anthem. So complex you're tripping right now, all right? Eighteen what we got. We got Ludicris featuring Mystical and I twenty damn I twenty Yeah, oh bitch, that will get you fucked up. Get out the way, get out the way. Yeah that man did man, that's when like ready more?

42:34 Yeah, okay, yeah, we go with that. Yeah, it could be it could maybe it could be a little higher. I don't know, we're finished. Oh maybe number seventeen. It's funny eight balling them j G featuring P Diddy. You don't want drama now, that bitch, Dave Hard is a motherfucker. I get you fucked up. Bro, you don't want trauma. Trauma? Yeah, you don't, No, get you fucked up. That definitely get you punched. I don't nobody that this order now, the whole ordering, because I'm so curious that what's yeah, yeah, right now, because right now Murder definitely need to be in top ten. Mystical not Mysical, the Ludacris on the move bitch or whatever. That could be a little I think, but we're gonna move on. Okay. Number sixteen six, Hit him up, Hit him up, hit him if I could get tupac sucking and all but all the motherfuckers they talking about just someone.

43:42 Now, I don't it. Don't hype me up. They want to punch motherfuckers in the face. Not random random, No, No, that could that could be definitely, that could. Ludacris could definitely move there, Tupaca move up there. Okay, I don't know about this. What you got number fifteen? All right? Dj k Slay legendary feature in three six monthia all right, little white all right and phrase your boy. All right, it's not that you got the right people on it. What's the name of the song? And who gives a funk where you're from? Now? When I'm gonna when, I'm gonna tell you. Yeah, I got that song too, and was like, I don't know what the funk this is, but it is that though, so I want to play it. That song gets you pushed it Like I said, it got just alon. I knew I had to write people on there. It was funny because Miss Monique, she was reading the list, she was like, what is this and she looked at she was she was like, I don't know this song, and she looked at the time and look at the people. She said, but I feel I should goddamn right that song I listened to it. Who gives the funk where you're from, it will give you It will get you punched in your goddamn face for real. Mhmm. Yeah. Just to let just let you know, I've seen the names. I wan't gonna even question it.

44:47 Get you slay, drama king, Yeah, yeah, this might be one, said number fourteen Onyx. Yeahdamn yeah, that'll get you punched, get you face in in the mid in the mid nineties, and slam will get you punched in the face and throw your guns up and get your shot in the So it's all good. Yes, we got whatever you're like, yes, whatever, you let them up, put them up, bring them up, dead, shot them up, shot the ball head, the one gun, two gun, three guns, four. Then they saying your mind, it's all about crime. It's time to get god like wire. That'll get your set a fucking choir on fire. Yeah, that should get you.

45:30 Yeah, all that all that I kind of pumped you up. Yeah, yeah, got you. They got you ried up. I got you a bump. I'm singing. When you were saying that, I feel like that's even more get you punched in the face and slam, because slam is a dancer slam, but they didn't get you fucked up in the show your guns up. It's not a dance, you're dancing straight up. Sticky Fingers literally was on the Sauce Awards and they were saying that ship he pulled out a gun and shot the bitch in their know he did that was going on Yes video of it. You can see him pull out the gun and shoot it. Lou Shell's flying all over the stage. That's how. That's how crazy that song makes me. It makes even the people that made this so look that look that ship up, people, it's there. That's why.

46:21 That's why what you got number thirteen now, just by the people on this song and probably thinking maybe I never heard this song, I'm thinking about the people, all right, what you got? Chief Key featuring Soldier Boy three Hunter. See what I'm gonna say about that? You know, like like the other song I never heard, I went I saw this one. I was like, I'm not saying a fucking listening to this ship, but I feel like it's it's like the Chief keep if chef keep on it A like understand that. But I'm like, if you're gonna do that, just put don't like that's the ship. I don't just put that ship on that maybe it's maybe it's father urobably definitely not. But it's like it got Soldier boy in it. I don't know. I'll give you that is on it.

47:04 And let let's be real, Sodial boy will fight you. Not to say he gonna win. He will. Hell yeah, so trying to do duck with him in the hood. He taking all this ship off. I believe he was gonna get it that ass wax. But guess what he was to You're right, he one of them dudes like he got to keep his ship up, like he ain't gonna let you punk it. I'm just I'm just saying my whole day is like if she just put don't like on Yeah, definitely that that ship? All right? What you got? It's crazy. But I don't really know this song. I feel like I should, But okay, Number twelve is Prodigy. Keep it thorough, you know, keep it thorough? Yeah, Yeah, that's a song that's kind of a smooth ship. I don't get you punched. I feel like maybe in Queen's Bridge, Queens, you know what, get you punched in the face? You ain't You ain't a crook Son. You just shook one. The fuck.

48:02 They got a million of the songs. They get your pushing the face. They got songs with eight ball them. They got the songs to get your cut in the face. You get fifties, fifties out there, motherfucker the out out the buck. Fifty damn ship, Oh ship. Okay, what we got? This this is this is a classic what we got. It's a classic inner dish song. All right, Number eleven, Young Buck featuring Luther Chris and t I Stump. Yeah. Yeah, that ship she almost got Ludacris persons face probably one of them. He's saying, Ludacriss. But somebody could have got cold with Buck. Fucking with Buck, fucking with Buck.

48:44 But one ship for that Ben ain't ship that's fucked up. Ain't know you you know, you say, you know, man, that's what he said. He said. He said they had a verse and they send in the back and then it came back. Had different verses on the motherfucker. Okay that was a buck. Say okay, that's what that's the word on the street. Yeah, that's something get you fucked up up. But even without the drumm, it would get you fucked up. Yeah, number ten the locks wild out. Yeah, thanks, that's a New York get you fucked up? Wow, Yeah, that'll gets you. That could be possibly get sucked up, especially in New York yonkers for sure. Yeah. Maybe not in South Carolina probably not, No, probably not. It might be get you sucked up. What but not that one though? Fuck you?

49:29 They got some hard ship. You got hard ship. Yeah, I might get you fucked up, bro, I mean it could. It could get your hyper. I don't know when motherfuckers get hyper, but it's different types of hype. Right, you're right, it's a possible. Let's say it's a possibility, but it gets where you get your mother fucked up and down for my niggas, No, no, it won't down for and this is we're the number that was number ten. Yeah, we're on number nine now, so so right now down for my niggas. It definitely be at number ten at least for that. Yeah, so we see how fucking move his way down number nine? Wu Tang Clan. Bring the Rutgers. I have no idea how that sounds. Bring the motherfucking Rutgers. You know how that ship sounds? But nah, they don't get you fucked up. I mean, I'm pretty should have got songs that could. Yeah, I mean maybe.

50:16 I mean back in that day, it probably got you fucked up because it probably got security guards at the clubs fucked up. Damn back in the day because they was wild. But boom down from my niggas drops another one down from a Niggas's number nine. We're moving everything up right now fifty feature number eight, fifty cent feature MP and young Buck. God, damn Young Buck out that bitch. I whoop your head boy. That ship get you fucked up. I'll whoop your head boy. Yeah that gets you. Yeah. Yeah, mop on that too. Yeah, they get you fucked up. Bro, That definitely gets And that's number seven, No eight. Yeah, they like we're missing the mop off this list too. That was I mean that is interesting that yeah, but I feel like they got that other ship though. They got to get you fucked up. What you got right?

51:04 Oh yeah, this might be a little a little high. We got seven, all right. I always felt like it was the ultimate get you fucked up. Some where I'm from crime mob knuck if you buck number seven, number seven, no bro, number fuse, don't care. What's that number? One. Yeah, that's number one. Look, motherfucking number one. I forget the year Sports Bar in Augusta, DJ Tech DJ in this ship get played niggas getting sucked up and take letting that bitch. I forget the year. God damn j dub not j oh yeah J doub release party mother fighting outside of this ship that she get you fucked up. That's number one. I don't care what's that number one? Whatever is that number one?

51:57 Is number two, because that's number one. Good one to though that you got number six Little John in the East Side Boys featuring Mystical and Crazy, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, let me let me, let me let me ask something about this. See all Little John songs should not even be on this list. This should be a separate thing. Just Kings of Krunk album over here as the album to get you fucked up to. It's kind of like, because you get it's like you got more than that ship for the Kings of Krunk, the whole Kings of Krunk that will get you fucked up. I literally went to the club and DJ Tech played the whole fucking album What the fuck? And it was a possibility. Somebody definitely so yeah, that we take we take all all all Little John's songs off, and it's just Kings of crunk will get you fucked up, period, So we ain't even ain't even worried about that. Number five DMX, what's my name? What's my name? I don't know? You got other ones that get at you, get your dog and get you fucked up more than that to me, get get that? Yeah, that will also, it's so hype. It's just like that what's my name? Is hard but it's like I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Murder goes in the into the top five. Okay, what you got here? A

53:30 good one? Number four? All right, walk a flocker, flight hard in the paint, in the mother fucking paint. Get because when it because of just the way it starts, I go hard. See that's it. You are looking for the enemy, You're looking for the that's it. Because I'm been You've been waiting all this to come home the whole club. Yeah that gives you. That's number what for? Number four? Yeah? Yeah, that gets you fucked up. I ain't mad at that. I ain't mad at that. Okay, a little crazy, but number three gunplay jump out now once again, certain ones I didn't hear. I went and checked it out, just checking it out along, not the person that song gets you fucked up, that the young song gets you fucked up. And start off. I watched the video start off, some dude talking about I'm finna run up on this gun play nigga, he fucked my bitch, blah blah blah. And then you see a car pull up and this motherfucker jumps out.

54:30 Had he started chasing this bitch you got guns? Yeah, and see that's for the Florida motherfucker. That's for the real Florida motherfuckers who fuck with gun like for real, for real. Because that song gets you fucked up. I don't. I don't. I don't believe it should be three just because on the popularity along of it, because it's like it's like a New York song. It gets fucked up in New York. This gets sucked up the floor. Yeah, this should get you. Yeah, you get fucked up to that song. But as far as it being three now, I don't think so. Think so Okay, Number two a pastor Troy murder Man. All right, once again, you never heard murder Man. I went back and checked it out. Now, murder Man could possibly get you fucked up. But to say you got songs like, ain't no playing g A out there, You don't put murder Man on that list. You don't let murder Man will get you fucked up. But ain't no playing g A that will get your ass really fucking So, No, Bro, he's not he's not doing murder Man in this concert. He's doing it. Ain't no play to end his concert. Take Name, that's the last song he's doing because it's a possibility, motherfucker get you can't do that. If we're just gonna replace that, we ain't no fuck you complex all right? Number one number one, m O P and get you to get you fucked up in any place. Now, Like I said off, the strength of Knock if you

56:00 buck is number one if you buck, and Anti Up is number two. You think Anty up is above c murder for my niggas because when that ship they'll come on. Bro, I think it's I think it's people don't understand. It's regional. It is region. You know what I'm saying. It's like on by listen yeah right here, yeah, yeah, Knock if you buck motherfucking and then it's probably had in the paint. Yeah you know what I'm saying, and we go from there. But yeah, yeah, Anti is definitely top five, but I wouldn't even say yeah any up. I think it's top I think it's top five. I think m O. P definitely got a top five s up song that get you up food. Definitely get napped that food and get sucked up up. Yeah, you know who knows for real, But you know there are stories that browns bell boys ride around the white baby onto the loor. It does add onto the law.

57:08 So top five, yeah, I'll give it top five. I'll give it top five because I'm I'm checking out the rest of the list, you know, because because you got t I uh got move Bitch, but they don't crack top five. So top five for me? What what what we're looking at that we think knock if you buck? You said from a niggas in the paint and the uh and what was the other one that was moving? It was one that was moving. I don't know you can even go with maybe whip your head board, stump baby. I think move Bitch is more maybe onyx oh your guns guns in the air. Yeah, bring them out, bring them out, bring them out, dead ship dog eight balling them j G. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah with that move bitch really could be somewhere. Yeah, move Bitch could be around around the around there. Yeah, top ten, definitely top ten. Something from Dip Sick could also be top ten. I don't know about that ship though, Nah, yeah pretty much it yeah, yeah, very much. Simon said that.

58:30 Yeah, you're right right about that. But definitely the top five we got, that's definitely top five made. Whoever made this list was definitely not in the South during that era in that goddamn club because boy, ain't never change your whole motherfucking perspective the club up in that bit. Oh tell the club up started all that, Well, we know it ain't from Memphis. Let me tell you something. Members probably got five be top five along you go back to Project Pat. Just listen to the beat, how the beat sign They got them beats they make you just be like, yes, that frequency they be talking about, they get you. That's that d one be talking about that, that low frequency, low frequency get your You do that motherfucking the beats that you can do the Memphis juke to them the ones.

59:24 Hell yeah, they get sucked up. Bro, there's a lot of Yeah, a lot of that's just that's just a couple. That's a couple of it. But yeah, knock if you buck is the one for me. Just it's like the beat, that's the one that ship gets you. God damn fucking scrabbing crying mall yeah, just that. Goddamn just the beat and the hook. They can just beating the hook and you getting sucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's top. That might be five, might be five. Hell yeah, yeah that could be you throw your guns at five. So yeah, that's definitely. They could fight for five. All right, that's it. That's it. That was all the twenty five songs that make us want to punch someone in the motherfucking face. I'm gonna put you on the fights, bitch. Somebody who went to school did this list, Like you said that because rap songs that makes us want to point someone in the face. You would have said that rap songs that makes you want to punch a bitch in the fast that it, and then that would have made that would have major list twenty five percent better just by that title alone.

1:00:44 Yeah, shout out complex because we're gonna steal a cop. Shut out Justin Robinson made the list. Oh yeah, shout out Justin Robinson. Litter ship together. I wonder what you're doing right now, probably living life, living right, make you more lisped up list shout out Justin Robinson. You probably gonna we're probably gonna shoot on another one of your listeners. That's over with me. But it's all good. It's all good. That's it. Man, got anything Before we get this much to fucking I need to ask you, so your your all, your all time, This is yours, your all time. Fucking bitch up song is what yours? I would say, down for my nick down a right, Well that is going on the fucking mixtape. Damn, that's yours classic. That's that's get you. That's classic. But all of them class, all of them are classic. But yeah, we're talking about yours. So that's you. That's that's definitely man.

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