Episodes

Hey did you leave your tarantula in the motel room? We found it. And don’t' worry, your Furby is not spying on you. Sure it's not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 95-year-old veteran became the first person to dance at a newly-reopened nightclub, 74 years after meeting his wife there. And a new contest where you check out some state fairs in the mid-west. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One movie chain is offering free popcorn if your name starts with Ken. ID required. A woman gets a surprise visitor at her wedding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman hit the jackpot at the Thrift Store Elephants do yoga See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Naps are good for your health! A husband and wife compete in a beard competition The Barbie house is real and you could stay there! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man takes a cardboard Taylor Swift on a date Chocolate is good for jet lag The "Ted Lasso" Pub See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dropping a day early so you can rush out to the San Diego Botanic Garden and smell the most disgusting thing ever. Plus, ketchup goes in the fridge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman vacuums her lawn...then again she has artificial turf 200 or so dogs showed up to give a 100 year old man a birthday parade See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yep it's more McDonald's hacks...but maybe these ones aren't as terrible as usual. And a goat made friends with a dog, as dogs and goats sometimes do. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They made meatballs out of Mammoth meat. A boy made a cake. He says it's a mushroom shape. Mom disagrees. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 90 year old woman went out for a ride on a Harley. A zoo needs a Seagull Scarer team. Maybe they should hire the guy from the previous episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some guys from Boeing designed a paper plane that went 290 feet. A man dressed up as Gandalf for a pub crawl and ran into Sir Ian McKellen Murphy the Eagle trades his rock for an eaglet See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Good news, we found Tiki the parrot! Mattel made a Barbie with Down's syndrome See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jamie got married at White Castle, but this isn't just another "I really like White Castle" story. An elephant gets a prosthetic foot. A man who loves cheese does not like mac and cheese. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dorothy "Dottie" Fideli is 77 years old and decided this time she'd just marry herself. Custom caskets can come in Dr. Who or Lego. Hey, why not. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Pickles has it going on! At 90, he's a dad. Mrs. Pickles is 53. A teacher had students fill out a form to tattle on each other. Apparently, someone has been farting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lilo and Stitch are in love. And they wear pants. But someone left them alone in the yard for 10 minutes and now they are parents. Dogs with pants. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good news, your hamster can have its own headphones...or maybe it would prefer a banana hammock which I think is a hammock, but now I am not sure. Meanwhile, a man visits all 6 Great Wonders of the World in record time...but had to leave the meter running at the Taj Mahal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A teacher is using custom lyrics to Shake It Off to teach students how to multiply by 8. A very sad story about a heartbroken dog turns out ok How to deal with that annoying person kicking your seat on the plane! A funny story about some American tourists running into an old woman and taking a selfie with her. She was Queen Elizabeth. They didn't realize. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can teach a pig to skateboard but you can't stop him from opening the refrigerator and helping himself to snacks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bobi thé dog is 31!!!!!! Happy Birthday Bobi. A woman gets ready to turn 100 by having knives thrown at her. Hey, you only live once.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sure Patches the cat WAS 40 pounds but Patches is trying to work out 4 times a day. A guy climbed three mountains with a fridge on his back. And a woman already has her Christmas Decorations up. The radio stations will be changing formats any second now... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shrimp The Rooster loves Basil the one legged chicken. Ah, true love. And a mom named her baby Pickle. Yeah. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some ideas on how to order at McDonald's. I think they all sound terrible. And the dog that only responds to an Irish accent. Yeah, the dog you heard me mention in the April promos. This is the dog! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.